Oh, where to begin? Where to begin??? We HEART Diamond Quests because it is SUCH a gathering of the dueling venues’ most iiiiinteresting duelists! This one was no disappointment!

Artemus scored big brownie points in our book! He took quite the beating from Gork in the early rounds but humbly shrugged it off! We love good sports who don’t take themselves too seriously!!! We may have to stop bashing him so much in this blog…. NAAAAAAH!

RhyDin’s HAWTEST Dueling MWLF Caedia showed up to cheer on her husband — RhyDin’s SEXIEST Dad Kheldar! These two are devastatingly sexy and if the little one that they had along with them is any indication they make some DARN CUTE babies!!! ….And they’ve certainly made a handful of them!

Our sources tell us G’naughty Woman-Abusing G’nort seemed particularly happy to see Caedia out and about. She’s taken some extended time away from dueling since the birth of her latest batch of kids.  We told our sources that he was gloating! Despite the commonly held opinion that Caedia would not return to TDL this season, league insiders are now saying that she may have signed on for ANOTHER year with one of the TWO TDL teams that G’nort is fielding this season!

….We can’t help but wonder what sort of blackmail he’s holding over her head.

While DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy faltered in the ring, she was looking viciously fashionable while doing so! Her outfit, we’re told, was straight from her line of active wear called Ruling Body! She was dressed in a sporty cream colored fleece jacket that was belted at the waist and covered the top of her simple black leggings.  A pair of wild orchid flats added a little extra color to the outfit! We must step away to wipe the drool from our chin.

It seems that Alain and DoD-er Charlie are DEFINITELY over!!! Charlie was seen looking particularly thrilled to have Tareth, her on-again/off-again… well, whatever, around. And our sources claim that they overheard him advising his friends that he has quit the job he had that was taken him out of town and is now back in RhyDin for good!!! By the looks the pair were exchanging, it seems the he’s picked things up right where he left off!!!

…Alain did make an appearance towards the end of the night and we’re told he was shot some scaaaaary looks by Tareth!!! Wouldn’t this be so much more amusing if Lassie Cassie now tried to seduce Tareth to get back at DoD-er Charlie??? That would make this Love Triangle sooooo much more interesting!

Enough of the gossip, though! The dueling itself was quite entertaining! However, two leaders quickly emerged from the small but awfully talented pool — the Lizard Bran and experienced duelist Gork! Bran has made quite the name for himself very quickly and Gork hasn’t been in the ring much in recent months. However, it was Gork who slammed through the competition to take home the title of Diamond for this cycle! Not a bit of rust on his dueling skillz!

Congratulations, Gork!

Posted: October 24th, 2007 under Tournaments.
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We totally HEART Darren’s antics! We could keep an entire blog just on his daily mission to annoy the Inn’s regular patrons. Friday night he turned his talents on Sianna who had evidently allowed him to borrow some objects of hers. He initially refused to give them back but when she continued to demand them, he pulled them out from hiding spots all over his body, including one that had been hidden in his boxers!!! Niiiice!!!

Evidently Sianna didn’t find it funny. It’s a shame. A poor sense of humor takes away from her raw HAWTNESS.

He then moved on to getting New Girl Emmie drunk with assistance from Brale Brother Baker!!! These two guys should just not be allowed to be around impressionable girls or slutty women. DoD-er Koy seemed to agree with us!!! She advised Emmie that if she was going to get drunk with the boys to be sure she keeps her wits enough to remain fully clothed.

Elly turned the night into Baker’s fantasy — a hot girl and as much ale as he could drink. Evidently, the Inn’s favorite witch has decided to branch her business ventures out further by creating a line of flavored ales!!! Is that competition for Jake’s Red Orc Brewery (the maker of the staple beer of RhyDin — Badsider)?!?! Elly even offered Baker 50% of the profits but… cue the head smack… Baker declined the money, saying he only wanted free ale.

HEIFER Jewell was back… ugh!!! Our sources overheard her telling Chryrie about the encounter with the city guards several nights prior. She actually admitted that she hadn’t learned her lesson!!! It’s time to GROW UP, girlfriend!!! We’re so disappointed in you.

Evidently’s Cor’s long lost twin should up in the Inn Friday night, accusing Cor of being evil. The whole thing reminds us of this story we read about an average joe who thought his… uh… package was a bit on the small side. So when he met this new girl that he really liked and it came time for them to, you know, make the relations he formed a plan!!! He put out the lantern and went into the bathroom where his brother was hiding. His brother who was sufficiently endowed went out to take his place in bed with his girlfriend, did the deed, and then went back to the bathroom so that the brothers could switch out again.

…anyway, we think that’s what Cor is doing with his long lost twin. Now the question is — which one of them is sporting a mini-frank and which one is sporting a foot long???

Teagan was on duty and, while some callers fill you up on sugary treats or witty calls, Teagan uses magic to transform the rings into dangerous but exciting matches, including our favorite — a swinging bridge over a pit of lava!!! BLOOD, GUTS, GORE!!! WE WANT MORE!!!

Gork hasn’t seemed to gain any rust after his long absence. He was seen in the basement Arena Friday night brushing up on his armed combat skills!!! The kid still looks awfully good with a sword!!!

Is one of RhyDin’s HAWTEST couples faltering??? Our sources have failed to spot Kaja in the usual haunts for several months and now there are reports that a goooorgeous blonde named Alex had her hands allllll over Naughty G’nort Friday night. Ooooh! We are shocked and dismayed!!! Shocked and dismayed!!!

Posted: September 4th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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In the early hours of Tuesday night, Setiva and Brendan were back to engaging in lip locks in the Inn and exchanging whispered sweet little nothings!!! What’s the over/under on how long it is until these two are married with a set of triplets??? We’ve decided four months. Speaking of a coupled pair, Setiva’s friend Cailet has been busying herself with a young man by the name of Nireck. This foursome has been spending a good deal of time hanging out with one another.

Grem tried to get a smile out of sour-faced Lydia but she remained a depressing weight on the Inn! For crying out loud!!! This woman is beautiful, has a wonderful sister, great friends, and a successful business. Why is she always so grim-faced???

Jewell was NOT having a good night!!! Darren was giving Stephen very vivid details about Jewell’s raging bachelorette party. Stephen seemed none too pleased with the information and details of sin and debauchery that his wife (or future wife at the time) was engaged in that night. Tristen went as far to suggest that Jewell’s BRAND SPANKING NEW marriage might already be on the rocks!!! DRAMA! We HEART it!!!

Stephen went on to take things a step too far as Stephen and Jewell are prone to doing when it comes to violence. Stephen actually pulled a gun on Darren!!! We guess Lil’ Miss Anger Management sure did find a perfect mate. No shots were fired as Stephen stormed out, leaving Jewell a bit teary eyed. A marriage in trouble after just two weeks!!! This has to be a record even for Jewell!!!

Jewell seemed in a bit more confident mood about her marriage a couple hours later when SMASHING Issy walked through the door. The pair briefly gabbed about Jewell’s marriage status and made a few suggestive comments about being a newlywed. It was so good to hear that SMASHING Issy was out and about!!! Evidently patrols in the West End have taken up a large chunk of her time.

Long time no see!!! Gork walked right into the Outback out of the blue on Tuesday night. Harris and Sartan appeared a bit stunned to see him. After that brief moment of surprise, however, the boys were back to shooting their one-liners at him… and at each other, of course! Gork seemed more than a little rusty!! He took a pretty rough beating from Uriko.

Speaking of rough beatings, the Lizard Man Bran faced off in a challenge match against Harris, holder of the Ice Dancer opal. Bran was able to take the first match but was soundly thumped in the second two, allowing Harris to remain as an opal holder. Harris’s wife Stick was there for the festivities and spent some time hanging out with her lovely friend FLAWLESS Koy. Once again, Man-tastic Matt seemed to paying little attention to her. Le sigh.

Posted: June 21st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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