It definitely seems that things are ON between PAARTY Girl Chase and Colt and they made that obvious to the crowd gathered in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night! In fact, it seems that Colt already has a nickname for his new “gal” — Gemmy-Eyes. Awww. The cuteness makes our stomach turn! Perhaps these two are a good pair. He seems to drink even more than she does!!!

However, later in the night she was AGAIN spotted with Ethan. Didn’t he learn his lesson the first time? The two were seen with their heads together having a VERY intimate conversation. Neither looked all that pleased to be in each other’s company. Quite odd. While Chase was busy chatting with Ethan, Colt had turned his eyes on the teen queen Riley. Dumped for a younger girl??? HARSH!

Speaking of the utmost cuteness, S’jira and Head Pussy Panther were seen necking behind the bar. We love their quiet style!!! They seem to be getting close awfully fast. S’jira seems to be the traditional sort of girl so we’re curious to see how this courtship will proceed! A-freaking-dorable!

Renna seems to be on her best behavior after her brush with death… or whatever it was that happened. She was seen gabbing with CHARITY Jewell in the Inn. Our sources claim that it’s probably the least amount of trouble that the pair have gotten into in a half an hour span in YEARS!!! We don’t doubt that!

Down in the Annex for Fight Night, Cute Single Dad Bane was spotted again with Luscious Lydia but Bane seemed a bit distracted. He was actually overheard saying that he had spent the day at the anti-gravity races outside the city. Oh, really??? We wonder if he was there to see Myria who works with one of the anti-gravity racing teams!!! Cute Single Dad Bane seems to be keeping his options open!!!

Big Britches Erin was STILL complaining about Baron of the Old Market Distract G’naughty G’nort shooting Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris. Bah! Who cares? We bet Harris has already forgotten! Erin certainly hasn’t, though. She was repeating the story to The Gov MAN-tastic Matt…. who seemed quite shocked. Can he really be all that shocked??? This is Harris and G’nort we’re talking about after all.

Posted: March 5th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Our sources tell us that the space couple, Chase (the HAWT guy version) and Alyson, were seen together for the first time in foooorever in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night!!! Iiiiinteresting. The pair met in the dueling venues and got quite close but this is our first spotting of them in quite some time. The pair were quite obviously on a date and it seemed to be going smashingly!!! Good for them!

The other Chase (the PAARTY Girl version) was spotted a bit later at the bar, furthering her flirtation with Colt. She’s seemed to sucker another one in!!! Colt was seen giving her a gift of a very pretty cowboy hat and Chase tackled him in quite the squeeze to thank him for the gift. Le sigh. Why do men act so stupid around this girl???

With the rumors that there was some chemistry between the pretty Katarina and Peredhil while he was on the outs with Potter Piper, one would think that the situation would be a bit awkward when Katarina was faced with the lovey dovey Pipes and Perry now. It didn’t seem to be in the least, however! In fact, Katarina seemed quite focused on another classy gentleman in Connar!!! We love this pairing.

If Connar’s interested he better keep his eyes on that one! She’s a pretty little filly and seems to attract attention wherever she goes. Our sources tell us that she’s a ballerina for the RhyDin Theater and Opera company. How fantastic! We HEART dancers! In fact, Bad Boy Wil seemed to be quite enamored by her…. or at least until he remembered that he was supposed to be upstairs keeping an eye on his bride-to-be, Eless, who we hear is recovering from something. We don’t buy his new leaf for a split second!!!!

After Bree and Hina exchanged heated words several nights before over Hina and Skid’s nasty break-up, we hear that the girls were on the same page late into Saturday night!!! Evidently Hina spilled details of exactly why Skid threw her out andl told Bree about the atrocity of a grandmother that Skid had sent their son to stay with.

We hear that the Inn’s basement dueling Arena was taken over by a couch-eating, skirt-nibbling, pillow-chewing goat Saturday night! Luscious Lydia wrangled the thing up and brought it to the Arena evidently thinking it was G’naughty G’nort (who was once turned into a goat for several days). The goat was not G’naughty G’nort as G’naughty G’nort was busy calling at the time.  Yet, the goat seemed to take quite the liking to G’naughty G’nort…. and the jokes that are coming to mind are just too dirty for even us to type!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife Rory REALLY unloaded on SPEEDSTER Nova!!! She clearly believes her husband that he is not the father of Jaycy’s spawn (as much as he knocks up his own wife, does he really even have time???) but she was still LIVID!!!  It seems that she was not the least bit happy to hear that Jaycy was talking about her behind her back. Our sources say that the pair was also discussing the status of her current mental health issues which are the result of some sort of magical accident. Iiiiinteresting! We can’t wait for these ladies to pop out their babies so we can watch them get down and DIIIIIRTY, by the way!!!

In the best news of the night, Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort SHOT Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris!!! Niiiiiice! It seems that G’nort didn’t like the training techniques that Harris was using on Big Britches Erin which it seems consisted of punching her whenever he felt like it. The bullet hit Harris in the shoulder and he bled around the Arena for quite a bit until SPEEDSTER Nova could be convinced to use his innate abilities to patch Harris up. The incident got G’naughty G’nort QUITE the lecture from Luscious Lydia later in the night!!!

Tony also made an appearance Saturday night and SHOCKED us all by making fun of someone else’s accent. WHAT?!?! The sad thing is that boy is really that clueless. It’s a good thing he’s so SMOKIN’ HAWT and unintentionally funny!!! The person in question was dripping with gorgeousness!!! One HAWT broad!!! Tony was at least smooth enough to get a drink out of her. However, we never did catch her name. You better believe we’ll be watching out for her, though!

To make his night even more interesting, he somehow convinced Amber that he was a qualified dueling instructor. We think his interest in her was much more superficial and selfish than wanting to help her become a better duelist!!! In fact, he got her to promise to make him dinner one night in exchange for “teaching” her! So in one night he got a drink bought for him from one HAWT chick and a promise of dinner from another!!!  You really just HAVE to admire his style, don’t you???

Oooooh! Did we note a hint of jealousy from Rix???  He was overheard questioning Hodge about rumors that she was seen giving “special attention” to Joex at the Warlord Tournament this past Monday night. After she reassured him that she only had eyes for him (Gag us!), the pair went on to attempt to convince SPEEDSTER Nova that he should make a play for Big Britches Erin!!! OMG!!! See, we’re not the only ones who would think this couple utterly FABULOUS!

Posted: March 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Le sigh. Will these girls never learn??? Rumor on the street is that Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are engaged. And just when you thought that they moved awfully fast, TRASH-tastic Jade and Playboy Demon Damien were overheard announcing their own engagement to Hina and Skid. OMG! He cheated on you less than a month ago for crying out loud!!! If you’re going to be a wet rag and take back a man after he cheats, you must at least make him pay for a couple months! There should be roses and jewelry and groveling!

The good news is that TRASH-tastic Jade hasn’t made it down the aisle with any of her other engagements and we don’t think that Playboy Demon Damien will fare any better. We don’t feel as confident about Frat Boy Dean and Rocky Road Rhy. She’s really got him suckered into thinking she’s half-sane.

We HEART Ewan! He’s such the gentleman! He was seen chatting with Sianna about her wedding plans. Rumors have the couple tying the knot sometime in the spring! What a grand, happy event that will be! We were nervous for the pair after such a short courtship but they have taken their time with the engagement and we might actually think that Sianna and Johnny might be one of those rare couples that last!!! Good for them for taking the time to get to know each other instead of racing down the aisle! As for Ewan, isn’t he going to make such a perfect daddy???

Head Pussy Panther seemed to be in a cranky mood when he was seen entering the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night and even had sharp words for several of the Inn’s rowdier patrons! However, after a couple shared intimate looks and quiet words from the lovely S’jira, he was back to a harmless kitten!!! We love that girl and we’re so glad she’s back among us! She may look meek and mild but it must take a strong woman to be able to keep Heady Pussy Panther in line!!!

CHARITY Jewell was in a fantastic mood while slinging drinks Sunday night! She explained her good mood to Alysia and later SMASHING Issy, saying her husband, Stephen, has been released for his anti-governmental activities and the pirate is free to steal, loot, rape, and pillage the city once again! Are we the only ones that believe that prison is where pirates belong??? CHARITY Jewell actually seemed proud of her wayward husband for spending time behind bars. Classy. Very classy.

Speaking of SMASHING Issy, how fantastic is it to see her in the Inn again??? It sounds as if her duties with the Scath-babes have kept her quite busy! In fact, she didn’t even take the night completely off from the business of keeping the city safe! She was overheard discussing crime with Lucky and Alysia. Take a night off, girlfriend! Let your hair down!

You know what we totally LOVE about Locke??? He’s one of the very few male jocks around here that really care about how he presents himself! He spent the early evening hours fitting in duels in the Annex and then late into the evening, he was seen looking smartly dressed in the Inn. We hear he was at the bar discussing possibly taking a tender position with SUUUUUPER Des!!! Move over Tucker! You may have some competition for the title of “Hottest Tender Bachelor”!

To make the night even better, it seems that Locke may have learned his lesson about the PAAARRRTY Girls! While Chase and Atalanta were both in the bar, tittering amongst themselves, Locke barely acknowledged them!!! He eventually did join their table but the interaction seemed horridly awkward. Things certainly seem to have cooled down between him and PAAAAARRRTY Girl Atalanta. Thank goodness! He needs a good girl!

Things were busy in the Annex during Fight Night as well! The night started off with Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan exchanging harsh words with G’naughty G’nort for sitting on the couch with the caller on duty, Rory, who just so happens to be SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife! Now we have to admit that nobody really wants their wife spending extended time with G’naughty G’nort but SMOKIN’ Sartan is constantly linked with Little Black Book/Baroness of Dockside Jaycy!!! That seems a bit hypocritical to us!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s night didn’t get any better! In fact, he was seen exchanging harsh words with a good handful of people, including Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris and SPEEDSTER Nova. Nobody could quite figure out WHAT his problem was!!! Our vote is on ‘Roid Rage! We’d love to know what sort of enhancements he’s taking!

Things did NOT go well for Cutey Carley in her Fashion Throw Down with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! The ladies went head-to-head in a best of three match-up but it only took two duels for Koy to bring the cute blonde elf doooooown! Quite a crowd had gathered but there was no mood or jello much to the dismay of many. Even Hunky Carpenter Glenn was present in the Annex to support his maybe/sorta/kinda girlfriend! Cutey Carley took quite the beating! She couldn’t even make it home! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy offered her a room in the Outback and the lovely Hodge helped her get there. Needless to say, Cutey Carley will be glammed out in some serious duds over the next week.

….And as for us, we’re already hoping for a REMATCH!!!

Posted: February 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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What would Valentine’s Day be without couples and presents and gooey looks exchanged back and forth?!?! PAAAARRRTY Girl Chase played sober long enough to exchange gifts with her mage, Quel. He seems thoroughly enthralled by the musician!!! And we just cannot figure out why!!! He seems so understated and quiet and she’s so…. well, a PAAAARRRTY Girl. Whatever floats his boat!

They weren’t the only one that were getting it on cupid-style! Wolv was seen laying it on THICK to a hot brunette named Aly.  Perhaps we haven’t been paying enough attention to the goings-on at 1407 Grayskull Lane but we could have sworn that Wolv had a girl and it wasn’t this spicy chick. Either way, it appears that Wolv has ample, uh, distractions to make him forget his gubernatorial loss.

Tucker was on his usual side of the bar on Thursday night but that didn’t keep him from shooting some longing looks towards Doc Eva who was seated at the bar!!! Just the night before the pair had quite the tense confrontation about her profession but the HEAT between the pair is still seriously thick!

We knew that we could trust Krazy Kitty not to assault us with a love fest!!! She was seen belly up to the bar (has she been in any other position since she earned her freedom?) making fun of Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris! She was laughing and just as happy and thrilled as she has been since her engagement was announced. Her good mood is almost contagious!

Evidently Lupton was short on a Valentine this year (THAT has to be a first) as he was in the Inn’s basement Arena catching up on Arena politics with Black Book/Baroness of Dockside Jaycy!!! We can’t believe that Jaycy didn’t have a date lined up for the night!!! Perhaps that is what she was out searching for but she didn’t find it in the Arena. She ended up leaving alone!

Posted: February 15th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! Wild Teen Alex is causing some major problems between newlyweds The Bum Phillipe and AJ! The pair got in a major BLOW OUT Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn over some stunt that Alex pulled. Phillipe seemed determined to send her back to her parents and was seen throwing bottles around while the paired hollered at one another!!! The fight gained quite the crowd of onlookers who tried to offer help as Phillipe proceeded to get falling down drunk and AJ sobbed at the bar. Our sources say they were later seen kissing and making up. Blah, blah, blah.

It seems that all is well between the two PAAAAARRRTY Girls again! Atalanta was tending bar and seen giving her “dear friend” Chase a very warm welcome. We’re just saying, these girls are MAJOR trouble. Just wait until they have their claws in the very same guy! The fireworks will fly!

We were wondering why the Inn had been so toned down as of late! It seems that Rhy has been off designing clothes (…and we’re guessing it’s not for the same clients that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy or the ladies of The Stitch cater to) and hasn’t had time to assault the Inn with her antics. Well, that changed last night as she was spotted jumping on Frat Boy Dean and making quite the lovey dovey reunion scene!!!

Krazy Kitty (you didn’t just think we’d call her Kitty now, did you?)  was belly up to the bar celebrating the end of her political career with anyone and everyone! She even seemed happy to see Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris and invited him over for a drink. We here at the Gossip Gangster Den would just like to thank Krazy Kitty for a year full of juicy gossip and delicious digs!!! Here’s to a governor that can fill your sweet shoes!!!

MAN-tastic Matt was seen at the bar with his ex-wife, Ginger! Maybe DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy’s work schedule has finally become more than the “old man” can take!!! Or perhaps they were just discussing visitation for their shared children…. but that’s so much less dish-worthy!

We hear that Ewan, the DIVINE Storm, and Potter Piper were seen having a secretive conversation at the bar! Our sources were sadly unable to catch the topic of discussion but possibilities have run rampant here at the Den!!! No worries, loyal readers! We’ll sniff this one out for you!

AJ and Phillipe’s melt down was the topic of discussion in the Outback as well Monday night!!! DoD-er Rena was overheard saying that the argument started over how to deal with Wild Teen Alex after her boyfriend, Newt, was found just in his underwear in her room!!! OMG!!! SUUUUPER Des, who married the pair, seemed a bit in the dumps that they were already having issues in their marriage.

We think it’s time for AJ and The Bum Phillipe to schedule a marriage counseling session with Chryrie! She can fix ANYTHING!

Perhaps it was all the talk of troubled and failing marriages in the Outback that caused SUUUUPER Des to hop into her husband Gav’s arms when he walked through the door! Yeah, right. This pair is so mushy that they’re enough to make Cupid puke!!!

Myria’s certainly a bit rough around the edges and often seems more interested in punching a man than talking to one. However, she has been seen several times in Bane’s company, having something that very nearly resembles a normal conversation!!! We wonder if the youngest Graziano has a thing for the hot single dad! Later in the night, though, Bane was seen chatting up a cute unknown blonde!!! We have no idea who she is but we will find out!

Posted: February 13th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Pirate Girl Teagan and CHARITY Jewell were spotted admiring Teagan’s new baronial ring Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn!!! We think CHARITY Jewell may have had a bit of jewel envy! Could Jewell be the next hot lady searching to move up the ranks in the Arena??? She’s already made quite a SPLASH in there through the Talon tournaments!

Remember how we said that Playboy Damien had a biiiig job on his hands to impress TRASH-tastic Jade for Valentine’s Day after she saw Icer’s gift from her mate??? Well, it got worse! Brandon was seen giving her a box with car keys to a hot new ride! Damien was certainly looking a biiiiit troubled! How IS he going to impress TRASH-tastic Jade??? She is certainly a full-on princess. He better start planning NOW!

Brandon didn’t stop there with the gifts! Evidently, he found a way to make his “lady friend” Lyren a bracelet that protects her from the sun. She was certainly thrilled with it! And he got a kiss for his hard work! However, we were left wondering just why Brandon has such a fascination with vampire ladies???

Another question that’s been on our minds — why is it that whenever our sources spot Blue Haired Bimbo Harris he’s macking on some woman that’s not his wife??? He was seen in the Inn getting to know Cass a bit better but Cass didn’t seem all that thrilled to be getting to know him better! Unfortunately for her, he wasn’t the only man to be paying her attention. Brale Brother Baker also had eyes out for her! We hear that Klinton also showed to heckle Harris for harrassing women. We think Klinton should follow Harris around no matter where he goes doing just that! That would make us happy!

Trinala the Crazy Pixie was overheard shooting DoD-er Rena questions on a date with an unknown man that she’s supposed to go out on!!! The Pixie knows this and we don’t!!! We’re soooo embarrassed…. and considering hiring her! Rena didn’t seemed too excited about this date but when is she ever excited about anything??? Later she was seen at a table having a drink with a man that we couldn’t indentify. Could this be the mystery date???

PAAAARRTY Girl Chase and Mage Quel were seen cuddling close later in the night as Quel seemed to console Chase over something. He totally seems to be falling hard over the pretty girl. Pleeeeeaaaase wise up, man! That girl and her friend are ticking time bombs of disaster! One of these days their hard partying ways are going to get someone seriously hurt!

You know it’s not often that we run across classy men in this city but Bane has to be on the short list! This single dad was overheard asking fellow hottie dad Kheld if he’d seen his current/former wife Baroness of Dockside/Little Black Book Jaycy around. We’re sure she’s somewhere whoring up the city!!! Kheldar gave him limited information and it certainly seemed that Bane was a bit worried. However, he was seen playfully getting to know Myria Graziano a little bit better in the ring. You’ve got to get some of that, girl!

Interestingly enough, later into the night Single Dad Bane was seen joking around with “The” Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan who is allegedly running around with his former flame and Bane’s current/former wife — Jaycy! Sartan certainly didn’t pony up any information on the whereabouts of the mother of Bane’s child, though!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and gobernatorial candidate MAN-tastic Matt came in straight from Fashion Week in New Haven and, Lordy, they were looking HAWT!!! Koy was in an amazing gray metallic dress with a rouched waist and sassy pencil skirt while her hubby was in a three-piece suit looking quite the gentleman…. considering he is a brawler! Quite the spiffy pair!

We had to hear it several times but our sources SWEAR that they spotted Hunky Carpenter Glenn hanging out in the Outback with Luscious Lydia, Cowboy Jake, and Big Britches Erin!!! We just can’t believe it!!! Hunky Carpenter Glenn is soooo non-violent! He certainly wasn’t seen in any rings but did seem happy to be surrounded by old friends and making new ones. He was seen joking with SPEEDSTER Nova…. which really seems to us like a clash of two opposing worlds! But we certainly wish we were there to see the pair interact!

Cowboy Jake, on the other hand, was NOT making friends. Big Britches Erin’s boyfriend managed to seriously tick off “The” Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan who ordered him into a ring!!! Evidently Cowboy Jake talked a bit too much trash to the egotistical King of the Hill in the Outback which led to a …… GRUDGE MATCH!!! The boys really went swinging at one another and Cowboy Jake actually did pretty well! He walked away with the win and the pair walked out talking as if they were old friends!!! Not a single bit of tension! Boys will be boys, we suppose!

Posted: February 7th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Word from the Red Dragon Inn is that Icer dropped a load of eggs over the last day or so!!! In fact, we hear there’s six in all. Her mate, Aurthur, was quite thrilled with the news of a large clutch. We, on the other hand, are already preparing a petition for the new governor as we believe that due to Icer’s extreme breeding, it’s time to have open hunting season on dragons!!! All together now — copulation leads to over population!

Atalanta had another mini-break down in the Inn that required her PAAARRRTY friend Chase to calm her down. We’re starting to believe Atalanta’s problem isn’t booze but might be a bit more serious!!! Lay off the drugs, sister!!! Prior to the meltdown, she was seen in what appeared to be a blush when Chase mentioned Locke. We think there is definitely something up between Atalanta and Locke… if only Atalanta can get her act together!

Awesome Alain was seen in the Inn discussing the opening of his new pub — the Silver Mark. We’re told it’s a take on a British pub which should make all the British invaders feel right at home!!! Rumor is that it opens on February 7th and an interesting collection of the Who’s Who of RhyDin has been mentioned as planning on attention this opening. Fascinating!!! You better believe that we’ll have spies present!

We hear that Atalanta is one of his bartenders! We wonder how Head Pussy Panther will feel about one of his tenders moonlighting at the Silver Mark!

Cass, a redhead that’s been seen quite a few times hanging out in the Inn, was getting to know Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris at the bar. While the pair certainly didn’t seem to like one another very well (there were stare downs and insults thrown), it certainly felt like flirting! There’s a thin line between loathing and love sometimes!!! We wonder what Stick would do to this Cass girl if she ever got her hands on her!!! OUCH!!!

MAN-tastic Matt was seen in the Arena and even he had Fashion Week on the brain!!! It seems that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy has been keeping him awfully busy with errands since the start of Fashion Week. He was desperate for a duel and some rest. We love a woman that has her man working for her!

The night got a bit interesting as SUUUUUPER Des showed up to call a challenge match!!! “The” Diamond Smokin’ Sartan was dueling on behalf of the Baron’s Council to defend the Old Temple district (after Baron Horatio had been stripped of the title for failing to respond) against challenge from the Overlord Grant winner and current Talon of Redwin holder, Pirate Hottie Teagan!

Quite a crowd had gathered to watch the event unfold. SPEEDSTER Nova was there to stand as Sartan’s second and to hit on the challenger. Luscious Lydia was overheard predicting a Teagan win due to Tegan’s strong showing in both the Overlord Grant tournament and the Talon of Redwin Tournament. Even Rix was present with his hottie new crush, Hodge. Things still seem warm but not spicy hot between the pair. We’re still not so sure about this one!

In the end, it was Teagan who emerged as the winner and the new Baroness of Old Temple! Teagan showed her appreciation for the Overlord choosing her as his champion in the Overlord Grant Tournament by telling SUUUUPER Des that she would be loyal to the Overlord.

Congratulations, Teagan!

Some crazy news after the match!!! It appears that Shanni Colton who just recently made an appearance back in the Outback is the MOTHER of Nova’s child!!! Nova had thought her dead when she disappeared after attempting to destroy an opal. We hear that Speedster Nova sounded quite nervous about her returning to take their daughter when he was relaying the story to Big Britches Erin!!! OMG!!! The DRAMA!!!

Posted: February 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The Red Dragon Inn was fuuuull of Ravenlocks Friday night!!! Deadbeat Dad Alex showed up first and spent some MORE time getting to know the lovely Jalleia! He sure does move fast and he knows how to pick them! Jalleia sure seems like one classy broad! She better beware, though. Deadbeat Dad Alex sure has a reputation of loving ‘em and leaving ‘em!

Also present was the dashing Brian and his spicy wife Jenai along with CHARITY Jewell! While Alex remained pretty enamored with his company, the rest of the Ravenlocks chatted and caused trouble as they are prone to doing. CHARITY Jewell’s fellow blue-haired partner in crime/next husband Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris shared a drink with the troublemakers. There’s someone who’d fit right into the Ravenlock crowd!!! Harris was still sporting quite a few bumps and bruises from the Diamond Quest!!! We’re telling you, that’s a naaasty tournament! Also hanging out with the Ravenlocks was TRASH-tastic Jade who ALWAYS hangs onto Brian’s every word. That girl has such the everlasting crush on the eldest Ravenlock!

The merriment in the Inn didn’t stop with the Ravenlocks, later into the night a cheerful crowd gathered at the bar to exchange come-ons. Antonio was tending and laid quite the line on the lovely Chase who, for once, was more concentrated on the conversation than throwing back as much alcohol as she could in a fifteen minutes period!!! Bad Boy Wil was quite impressed by Antonio’s charm (as we all are!) but, charm or not, he still seems to have fully captured Edible Eless’s heart! The pair were in quite the lovey dovey mood Friday night!

We hear that they have finally announced the date of their wedding!!! Eless and Wil shall celebrate their marriage on the 8th of March!!! We’re so excited and just cannot wait for our invitation!!! They couldn’t possibly have a wedding without us, right?

Posted: January 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The 52nd Diamond Quest occurred in the Outback Sunday night with a gathering of some of Duel of Fists’ biggest and brightest stars competing for the illusive ranking of Diamond! These events always involved rowdy crowds, lots of alcohol, and the participants barely crawling away in the end! They’re certainly something to behold!!!

To make the evening even more difficult for those participating (as if that was necessary), the tournament was held with six round robin rounds and then the four with the best record proceeded on into a single elimination style. The level of violence and carnage would have made even SUUUUPER Des smile with glee!!!

The evening started out with some verbal jabs between Cas and Art over what Art took as a slam against the other competitors! According to our sources, Cas was quipping about the length of his challenge with Matt and stating how he could more than likely win the entire tournament in less time than that marathon challenge. While we don’t believe it was a slam, it was the typical sort of arrogance that always gets Cas into trouble!!! Somebody should really muzzle him before he goes out into public!

…And little did Cas know just how long it would take to find a winner out of this batch! Poor DoD-er Rena was on duty for the entire five and a half hour tournament! Thankfully for DoD-er Rena’s poor eyes, Big Britches Erin came in to assist as well!

At first it seemed that Smokin’ Sartan seemed to have the most vocal fanbase which consisted of his good friend Nova and his mistress/his friend’s girlfriend Hodge.  However, it quickly became apparent that Speedster Nova was rooting for whomever was winning as he was also heard cheering for DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and MAN-tastic Matt! At least Speedster Nova keeps things entertaining!

We hear that Big Britches Erin was asking people to remove our cute little head!!! A threat against our life!!! We’re appalled!!! We promote peace and good will and are so above violent means to solve problems. It’s a sad, sad day when a pink-haired man can’t blog without death threats! Have no fear, our loyal readers! We shall not be dissuaded by such heartless acts. We will continue bringing you the TRUTH without fail!

It seems that Art wasn’t the only one that Cas offended through the night. He was also heard exchanging words with another participant, Ria Graziano. Evidently, Ria didn’t take too kindly to some remark that Cas made to make fun of one of his opponents! Ria called him out on his arrogance but Cas said it wasn’t arrogance, he was just “belittling” his opponent. Classy! Waaaay classy! Cas also chose that moment to make a crass comment about a lecture on arrogance coming from a member of the Wrecking Crew. Wow, he certainly knows how to make friends!

Speaking of arrogance, Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris was there to fight and we really wonder how anyone else managed to breathe for all the space his ego takes up! He was overheard telling Bran that he is nothing until he wins and when Bran told him not to get his shorts in a bunch, Harris said that they weren’t because he knew he was better than Bran. Such love!

Are we the only ones that find it horribly disturbing to see MAN-tastic Matt beating on DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy in a ring??? There love sometimes looks like some sort of sick. The pair were slated to duel one another in the round robin portion of the tournament and they certainly didn’t hold back. In the end, it was FLAWLESS Koy who emerged victorious but both seemed pretty beaten up.

After four and a half long hours, four combatants emerged to duke it out in single elimination — Smokin’ Sartan, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, MAN-tastic Matt, and Bran! It took another brutal hour but in the end it was Sartan who walked away with the title in his very first Diamond Quest!!!

Congrations, Smokin’ Diamond Sartan!

Posted: January 28th, 2008 under Tournaments.
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SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee is such the troublemaker!!! She was seen Tuesday night at the bar chatting up Damien in that flirty way that one has come to expect between the pair. Damien seemed to be attempting to convince her to put out while Stitch looked on telling her to stand strong against the demon’s flirtations. Certainly it’s not surprising that Damien was playing the role of devil on Kairee’s shoulder but who would have suspected Stitch of playing the angel on the opposite shoulder?!?!

We totally HEART Tuesday nights as of late!!! Recently, two of our favorite tenders have been spotted behind the bar that night on a regular basis! The sweet Amber has been there to sling the drinks while SUUUUPER Des has showed to greet the patrons and keep them in line! What a fabulous duo these two make! Amber makes a great sidekick super hero to SUUUUPER Des!

Frat Kid Dean doesn’t seem to go anywhere without his fellow Frat Kid Tyler. Those two boys seem ABSOLUTELY inseparable! However, it doesn’t seem to bother Rhy very much. She joined them anyway and made herself at home on Dean’s lap. We’re told that things are really heating up awwwwfully fast between Dean and Rhy and that some of their friends are more than a little considered by just how quickly they’ve gotten HAWT and HEAVY!

Kacey seemed more than a little shocked to run into one of those tall, dark, and handsome sorts. We’re told his name is Davarin and there certainly seemed to be quite a bit of shared history between the two!!! Although, usually one of the coolest, calmest, and most collected women in the city, Kacey was quite clearly jarred by seeing the man. Their quiet but INTENSE conversation ended with the pair in an embrace!!! It seems our dear Kacey has an old lover back in her life. Iiiiinteresting! We’re certainly going to keep our eyes peeled for this one!

The Gov Kitty was overheard heaping out some witty dating advice Tuesday night! Excellent! We think she’s perfect for the gig. Either Keaton needs to get her a show on his radio station or Amal needs to get her a permanent article in the Oracle. The Gov Kitty certainly found a career after politics!!! We weren’t the only ones amused by her answers. Hawk was seen listening in and was certainly amused as well!

DoD-er Rena and Edible Eless were overheard chatting about the obvious chemistry between Pipes and Perry which they have been attempting to deny!!! It seems that Potter Piper was making a delivery for several days and wouldn’t be returning until the weekend. Eless stated that she had seen Peredhil the evening before and he was ALREADY missing her!!! How sweeeet!

Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris was seen in the Outback complaining that all the duelists were already in a ring to the caller on duty, Mini-Frank Cor! It seems that the blue-haired one was quite anxious to get a couple duels in to get ready for the tournament this weekend. What tournament you ask?!?! Well, the Diamond Quest, of course!

Miranda was overheard asking HAWT New Girl Alyson when her date with HAWT New Guy Chase was and Alyson immediately balked at it being called a date. Instead, she referred to it as “hanging out for lunch”. WHATEVER! It’s so a date, sweetheart! And you better count your lucky stars because there is more than one woman in this city who would take that hottie pilot off your hands!

Wyh Not took over for Cor later into the night and called a match between Smokin’ Sartan and the gorgeous Hodge!!! There was VERY LITTLE violence in this match but quite a bit of flirting!!! The pair argued playfully as they shoved one another around the ring!!! Drama, drama, drama!!! We were the first to report to you, our loyal readers, that Hodge seemed to have a thing for the married man and now it appears that it may be MUTUAL!!!

Speaking of drama involving hot, young, single girls and married legendary duelists, Erin was overheard telling someone that she can’t smoke anymore. She can’t?!?! Could the rumors be true??? Could G’naughty G’nort really have knocked her up??? There are certainly rumblings around town about it and several newspapers reported that Erin was seen leaving G’nort’s house wearing only a men’s shirt. And it would explain the sudden aversion to her beloved cigarettes!!! What would Kaja have to say about this?!?! It’s time for a BABY BUMP WATCH!!!!

Posted: January 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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