Smutty Wednesday!

We totally have to agree with Intern Pain in the Ass! Ballerina Katarina is insanely HAWT! And we’re absolutely sure that her new, grown-up look has to be credited to her fashion designer boyfriend, Lil’ Boy Blue Locke! The pair were seen Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn and the RhyDin Theatre and Opera House’s star was ROCKING a cream dress with a delicate orange blossom print! Her and L.B.B. Locke were inseparable!

Mama Hen Sianna certainly has been keeping quite the eye on Head of the House Johnny! And as well she should after what happened last year! He was behind the bar slinging drinks and his pretty wife was present at the bar. Mama Hen Sianna was also keeping an eye out for the Little Lass Lirssa! And it’s good to know someone is! L.L. Lirssa was busy setting up a new girl in a room at the Inn. What a sweetheart!

My, my, my! PAARTY Girl Chase certainly is drinking hard even for her! She and Lilli were at the bar throwing back shots and bottles of beer like there was no tomorrow. To make matters even worse the pair was in the company of Brale Brother Reap and later Hussy Hina. We actually had hope for Lilli but she certainly does not keep good company! We think that Reality Check Brandon is going to have a thing or two to say about P.G. Chase’s recent behavior! Could this be the nail in the coffin of their relationship?

Wow. We almost don’t believe this but after all this time Brale Brother Reap and Badsider Princess PJ seem to be BACK TOGETHER!!! There should be a law about combining that much drunken sluttiness. We have to love B.P. PJ, though! She might be a COMPLETE disaster but she sure increases our circulation which increases our advertising revenue! B.B. Reap and B.P. PJ were spotted by our sources macking on one another in the middle of the Inn much to Brale Brother Baker’s disgust. We hear that he, in fact, labeled the coupling “gross”. If she was kissing on B.B. Baker or another woman we feel that he’d have an entirely different word for it.

Edited: May 25th, 2009

A Personal Message Monday!

We’re going to start our summary of Monday night’s news with a personal message to Misguided Hina. We do love you. Really we do. We always thought you the most together of the Booze Sisters. However, this Dread Pirate Robert thing has got to stop! In fact, your behavior over the past six months has got to stop! What has happened to you since your friends left town/got married/got busy??? Letting a pirate spend time with your daughter like you did Monday night is simply not acceptable! You’re a mother! It’s time to pull yourself up by your boot straps and take a good long look at yourself.

We really, really hope that helped.

OMG, kids! Say it ain’t so??? We were really starting to dig this Devon guy but he’s rushing off into a relationship! We know the women of RhyDin are hawt but can’t you men show just a little restraint??? Devon was heard telling his sister AJ that he and Charley are ALREADY looking for their own place. Yes, we’re sure that after a week of dating the girl you know her well enough to know that you’d make great life partners. We wouldn’t even take on a roommate without knowing them for at least a month! We almost hope that she moves in, steals all his valuables, and then dumbs him for a guy named ‘Boomer’.

OMG, will it ever end??? Our sources report back to us that Saucy Serena and Prof. Jolyon had a very terse conversation that neared argument status at a private table Monday night. Not much of the conversation was overheard but our sources caught enough to believe that the root of the issue was…. Lirssa??? What in the world does Prof. Jolyon’s pupil have to do with any of this??? We could have sworn it would be about his very warm “friendship” with Real Estate Mogul Rena but we hear that it most certainly was not.

Speaking of odd pairings, we hear that Elite Eleanor was seen spending time alone with Brale Brother Reap!!! How crazy is that??? We’re not the only ones that seem to have sat up and taken notice of Elite Eleanor’s massive HAWTNESS factor. She seems to be getting quite a lot of attention from men. If B.B. Reap is serious about getting with her he better put on his game face!

Don’t you think that Deliciously Sinful Sin should probably stay away from the Many Faces of Fio??? We’re not sure which Fio she was Monday night but she certainly was a bit out of it. Actually, we suppose that she doesn’t have very many friends that it’s safe to be around at all. Seriously, which of M.F.O. Fio’s friends would you let babysit your child??? D.S. Sin??? Sullen Sal??? Awful Ali??? Psycho Skid??? OMG no, hell no, probably  not, and not even for ten seconds! If  M.F.O. Fio’s ever going to get better she has got to start with surrounding herself with better folks!

Edited: May 16th, 2009

Daisy Friday!

Mini-Franker Cor was back in action Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee pointed out to Venom Vinny that M-F Cor was clearly on the hunt and was even out doing Venom Vinny. When are M-F Cor and Venom Vinny not on the hunt for women??? Seriously! Those men are turning in an Awesome Alain size man-whores! We hear that it was Lilli that caught Cor’s eye Friday night. Unfortunately, he took off before he could bag another one. It’s only a matter of time, however!

Our Darling Taneth was overheard discussing wedding details with Sex Pot Kitty. It seems like O.D. Taneth is beginning to become overwhelmed by the mere number of decisions that have to be made in regards to a wedding. Friday night she was stressed out over what type and color of flowers to choose. S.P. Kitty tried to reassure her that whatever she may choose will be lovely but it seems that being a bride is finally starting to sink in with O.D. Taneth. Choose daisies, O.D. Taneth! We alwasys think of daisies when we think of you!

Spending so much time with the Kidds is NOT the way for Hussy Hina to get her life back on track. Bridget was peppering her with questions about whatever it is that’s going on between her and The Dread Pirate Robert. H. Hina was NOT talking but she sure was drinking! She just kept knocking back the whiskey! She managed to shut Bridget up by telling The Dread Pirate Stephen that she was dating someone in RhyDin which led to an argument between brother and sister about sending her back home.

It seems like all the Mischief Makers are pairing off! Doc Eva and Manly Mason were chatting over dinner while their friends, Real Estate Mogul Rena and Prof. Jolyon, were also chatting comfortably. They remained together laaaaate into the night and the conversation never even paused. We sense some FANTASTIC double dates in their future!

Who was that guy that Sivanna was winking at Friday night??? He seemed to be the only thing that could pull her attention from the book she had. We’re not quite sure of his name or any details about him but…. we’re on the case! Sivanna sure gets a lot of attention from the menfolk. Certainly she’s beautiful but a bit overlooked when it comes to the rest of the Blah Club because she doesn’t flaunt herself. Although she has some baaaaad choice in friends, we might actually be starting to like her.

Edited: May 13th, 2009

Bros Monday!

That Charley girl and her new man Devon continue to get closer and closer. We hear she was all tearful as they chatted Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Devon was briefly distracted from her to yell at some guy that was hitting on his sister, AJ. You guys should learn to avoid the girls with big brother types, especially when said big bro is actually in the room. It seems that AJ wasn’t the least bit offended by the guy’s comments. AJ seems to be too distracted to focus on a relationship of her own. She’s pushing hard for her brother to commit fast to this Charley chick.

We hear that this AJ caught Playboy Shane’s eye later into the evening. We dig that. He needs a girl that can give him a run for his money and AJ certainly seems to have a mouth on her. She also seems to catch quite a bit of male attention. Go for it, Playboy Shane!

Reality Check Brandon is trying to keep his bro away from girls for the time being, however. We hear that he spent most of the night warning Playboy Shane off another girl that has weaseled her way into P. Shane’s life using drama. We do have to admit that the women of this city have a habit of trying to create relationships on the back of life threatening and highly emotionally charged situations. It typically doesn’t work.

Prof. Jolyon was having quite the intimate discussion with Saucy Serena. No word on what it was about but neither seemed in all that jovial of a mood over it. Considering the tone and the fact that Prof. Jolyon was later seen cheering on Real Estate Mogul Rena in the Outback we think that it’s safe to assume that Chief Mischief Maker Eless might very well be off the hook! We hear that Prof. Jolyon was barely able to pry his eyes off of R.E.M. Rena’s ring!

Things have not slowed down between Ethan and Maeve it seems. They were spotted hot and heavy on the couch in the Inn Monday night. We’re still not entirely sure what to make of this. Sometimes we’re afraid that Ethan’ll hurt her again and other times we think that Maeve’s just not as into him as he is into her. Time will tell! These two are definitely taking it slow and considering their track record that seems to be for the best.

The night got even CRAZIER when Manly Mason completely took a dive straight into the deep end. We hear that Awful Ali had to hold him back when he went charging at some girl with a knife, threatening to kill her. Wow! Bonkers much??? Reporter Veejay got the woman out of there but she was accusing Manly Mason of attacking her all the way out. We knew he had a temper but he’s starting to come off a bit scary, no???

Hussy Hina was seen in the Outback tending to the Dread Pirate Robert’s every whim. We hear that she even asked him if there was a woman who laid claim to his heart! Ha! We bet there’s a long line of women that he’s defiled after promises of marriage. Seriously, we just cannot believe that Hussy Hina continues to look for love in all the wrong places. She just needs to totally swear off men for a good year!

Edited: May 11th, 2009

Chemistry Lesson Sunday!

Newcomer siblings Devon (the brother) and AJ (the sister) were seen at the bar sharing stories about their explorations so far in RhyDin. It seems that Devon hasn’t gotten much further than Charley. It seems that Devon who is a former playboy has surprised his sister with just how quickly he’s falling for this Charley chick. Cute. But once a playboy, always a playboy. Just ask Awesome Alain. He’ll be back up to his old behavior as soon as he finds that this girl is as crazy as all the rest!

OMG! Psycho Skid’s old girl, Roxxi, came back into town and it seems that she still has the hots for him! And he certainly wasn’t all that unreceptive to her! The chatting ended and they KISSED!!! In the middle of the Inn!!! Wow. Could Psycho Skid be done with The World’s Hottest Helston Fio??? There was a whole lot of chemistry sparking all over the place! We’ve never seen Psycho Skid so… unsettled!

Mad Cow Kazzy had some sort of accident while working that ended in her being completely covered in hives! We hear that she was evidently wearing some sort of oven mitts to keep from scratching! And Grumbling Grem didn’t seem all that concerned. He’s just like True! What is wrong with the men of RhyDin??? Marry these girls. Make them stop working such dangerous jobs. Take care of your woman like you’re supposed to. Ridiculous!

We’re not really sure what Brale Brothers Reap and Baker were up to the other night but, as usual, they roped Captain Sassy Pants Eve into their antics as well. It evidently had to do with watching the door for a hot girl. We’re not entirely sure what the plan was after the hot girl walked in but as usual the pair got distracted and never completed their mission.

It was a mini-DoD girls reunion as FLAWLESS Koy, Badsider Princess PJ, and Captain Sassy Pants Eve spent sometime telling one another just how HAWT they are! We do love those girls for the sheer amount of gossip that they produce but they do spend an awful lot of time checking one another out. Yes, we all know you’re hot as hell! Yes, was all know that the bunch of you are huge sexual deviants. We’ve been hearing about it for years! Can we move on now???

OMG! Hussy Hina has LOST HER MIND! We hear that she stood up to Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell when L.M.A.M. Jewell began laying into The Dread Pirates Stephen and Robert! Does she have a DEATH WISH??? You never stand up to L.M.A.M. Jewell!!! She evidently completely lost it and went off on Hussy Hina who did not wise up and shut her mouth but continued to stand toe-to-toe with L.M.A.M. Jewell! And then the punches started FLYING! It took Jace and Saucy Serena to pull the pair off one another and neither of the ladies were happy that the fight ended in a draw.

Evidently Deliciously Sinful Sin wandered into the Inn Sunday night with a bullet wound. Niiiice. We’re not surprised at all that he gets himself shot or otherwise assaulted on a regular basis. He just cannot keep his mouth shut. We’re betting that people have the urge to shut it for him quite often. Doc Eva was on hand to pull the bullet out of his arm for him, though. It seems that D.S. Sin will live to flirt another day!

After Doc Eva was done patching up D.S. Sin, she had a pretty major argument about Saucy Serena. We have absolutely no details about what it is about. We can only assume that like us Doc Eva is NOT happy with how much time she’s been seen spending with Prof. Jolyon. We’re pretty surprised to see those ladies go at it, though. Unfortunately, unlike the H. Hina and L.M.A.M. Jewell argument, this one didn’t come to blows. A shame really. Two cat fights in one night would have been GREAT for business!

Edited: May 11th, 2009