Mama Hen Sianna certainly has been keeping quite the eye on Head of the House Johnny! And as well she should after what happened last year! He was behind the bar slinging drinks and his pretty wife was present at the bar. Mama Hen Sianna was also keeping an eye out for the Little Lass Lirssa! And it’s good to know someone is! L.L. Lirssa was busy setting up a new girl in a room at the Inn. What a sweetheart!

My, my, my! PAARTY Girl Chase certainly is drinking hard even for her! She and Lilli were at the bar throwing back shots and bottles of beer like there was no tomorrow. To make matters even worse the pair was in the company of Brale Brother Reap and later Hussy Hina. We actually had hope for Lilli but she certainly does not keep good company! We think that Reality Check Brandon is going to have a thing or two to say about P.G. Chase’s recent behavior! Could this be the nail in the coffin of their relationship?

Wow. We almost don’t believe this but after all this time Brale Brother Reap and Badsider Princess PJ seem to be BACK TOGETHER!!! There should be a law about combining that much drunken sluttiness. We have to love B.P. PJ, though! She might be a COMPLETE disaster but she sure increases our circulation which increases our advertising revenue! B.B. Reap and B.P. PJ were spotted by our sources macking on one another in the middle of the Inn much to Brale Brother Baker’s disgust. We hear that he, in fact, labeled the coupling “gross”. If she was kissing on B.B. Baker or another woman we feel that he’d have an entirely different word for it.

We really, really hope that helped.

OMG, kids! Say it ain’t so??? We were really starting to dig this Devon guy but he’s rushing off into a relationship! We know the women of RhyDin are hawt but can’t you men show just a little restraint??? Devon was heard telling his sister AJ that he and Charley are ALREADY looking for their own place. Yes, we’re sure that after a week of dating the girl you know her well enough to know that you’d make great life partners. We wouldn’t even take on a roommate without knowing them for at least a month! We almost hope that she moves in, steals all his valuables, and then dumbs him for a guy named ‘Boomer’.

OMG, will it ever end??? Our sources report back to us that Saucy Serena and Prof. Jolyon had a very terse conversation that neared argument status at a private table Monday night. Not much of the conversation was overheard but our sources caught enough to believe that the root of the issue was…. Lirssa??? What in the world does Prof. Jolyon’s pupil have to do with any of this??? We could have sworn it would be about his very warm “friendship” with Real Estate Mogul Rena but we hear that it most certainly was not.

Speaking of odd pairings, we hear that Elite Eleanor was seen spending time alone with Brale Brother Reap!!! How crazy is that??? We’re not the only ones that seem to have sat up and taken notice of Elite Eleanor’s massive HAWTNESS factor. She seems to be getting quite a lot of attention from men. If B.B. Reap is serious about getting with her he better put on his game face!

Don’t you think that Deliciously Sinful Sin should probably stay away from the Many Faces of Fio??? We’re not sure which Fio she was Monday night but she certainly was a bit out of it. Actually, we suppose that she doesn’t have very many friends that it’s safe to be around at all. Seriously, which of M.F.O. Fio’s friends would you let babysit your child??? D.S. Sin??? Sullen Sal??? Awful Ali??? Psycho Skid??? OMG no, hell no, probably  not, and not even for ten seconds! If  M.F.O. Fio’s ever going to get better she has got to start with surrounding herself with better folks!

Our Darling Taneth was overheard discussing wedding details with Sex Pot Kitty. It seems like O.D. Taneth is beginning to become overwhelmed by the mere number of decisions that have to be made in regards to a wedding. Friday night she was stressed out over what type and color of flowers to choose. S.P. Kitty tried to reassure her that whatever she may choose will be lovely but it seems that being a bride is finally starting to sink in with O.D. Taneth. Choose daisies, O.D. Taneth! We alwasys think of daisies when we think of you!

Spending so much time with the Kidds is NOT the way for Hussy Hina to get her life back on track. Bridget was peppering her with questions about whatever it is that’s going on between her and The Dread Pirate Robert. H. Hina was NOT talking but she sure was drinking! She just kept knocking back the whiskey! She managed to shut Bridget up by telling The Dread Pirate Stephen that she was dating someone in RhyDin which led to an argument between brother and sister about sending her back home.

It seems like all the Mischief Makers are pairing off! Doc Eva and Manly Mason were chatting over dinner while their friends, Real Estate Mogul Rena and Prof. Jolyon, were also chatting comfortably. They remained together laaaaate into the night and the conversation never even paused. We sense some FANTASTIC double dates in their future!

Who was that guy that Sivanna was winking at Friday night??? He seemed to be the only thing that could pull her attention from the book she had. We’re not quite sure of his name or any details about him but…. we’re on the case! Sivanna sure gets a lot of attention from the menfolk. Certainly she’s beautiful but a bit overlooked when it comes to the rest of the Blah Club because she doesn’t flaunt herself. Although she has some baaaaad choice in friends, we might actually be starting to like her.

We hear that this AJ caught Playboy Shane’s eye later into the evening. We dig that. He needs a girl that can give him a run for his money and AJ certainly seems to have a mouth on her. She also seems to catch quite a bit of male attention. Go for it, Playboy Shane!

Reality Check Brandon is trying to keep his bro away from girls for the time being, however. We hear that he spent most of the night warning Playboy Shane off another girl that has weaseled her way into P. Shane’s life using drama. We do have to admit that the women of this city have a habit of trying to create relationships on the back of life threatening and highly emotionally charged situations. It typically doesn’t work.

Prof. Jolyon was having quite the intimate discussion with Saucy Serena. No word on what it was about but neither seemed in all that jovial of a mood over it. Considering the tone and the fact that Prof. Jolyon was later seen cheering on Real Estate Mogul Rena in the Outback we think that it’s safe to assume that Chief Mischief Maker Eless might very well be off the hook! We hear that Prof. Jolyon was barely able to pry his eyes off of R.E.M. Rena’s ring!

Things have not slowed down between Ethan and Maeve it seems. They were spotted hot and heavy on the couch in the Inn Monday night. We’re still not entirely sure what to make of this. Sometimes we’re afraid that Ethan’ll hurt her again and other times we think that Maeve’s just not as into him as he is into her. Time will tell! These two are definitely taking it slow and considering their track record that seems to be for the best.

The night got even CRAZIER when Manly Mason completely took a dive straight into the deep end. We hear that Awful Ali had to hold him back when he went charging at some girl with a knife, threatening to kill her. Wow! Bonkers much??? Reporter Veejay got the woman out of there but she was accusing Manly Mason of attacking her all the way out. We knew he had a temper but he’s starting to come off a bit scary, no???

Hussy Hina was seen in the Outback tending to the Dread Pirate Robert’s every whim. We hear that she even asked him if there was a woman who laid claim to his heart! Ha! We bet there’s a long line of women that he’s defiled after promises of marriage. Seriously, we just cannot believe that Hussy Hina continues to look for love in all the wrong places. She just needs to totally swear off men for a good year!

OMG! Psycho Skid’s old girl, Roxxi, came back into town and it seems that she still has the hots for him! And he certainly wasn’t all that unreceptive to her! The chatting ended and they KISSED!!! In the middle of the Inn!!! Wow. Could Psycho Skid be done with The World’s Hottest Helston Fio??? There was a whole lot of chemistry sparking all over the place! We’ve never seen Psycho Skid so… unsettled!

Mad Cow Kazzy had some sort of accident while working that ended in her being completely covered in hives! We hear that she was evidently wearing some sort of oven mitts to keep from scratching! And Grumbling Grem didn’t seem all that concerned. He’s just like True! What is wrong with the men of RhyDin??? Marry these girls. Make them stop working such dangerous jobs. Take care of your woman like you’re supposed to. Ridiculous!

We’re not really sure what Brale Brothers Reap and Baker were up to the other night but, as usual, they roped Captain Sassy Pants Eve into their antics as well. It evidently had to do with watching the door for a hot girl. We’re not entirely sure what the plan was after the hot girl walked in but as usual the pair got distracted and never completed their mission.

It was a mini-DoD girls reunion as FLAWLESS Koy, Badsider Princess PJ, and Captain Sassy Pants Eve spent sometime telling one another just how HAWT they are! We do love those girls for the sheer amount of gossip that they produce but they do spend an awful lot of time checking one another out. Yes, we all know you’re hot as hell! Yes, was all know that the bunch of you are huge sexual deviants. We’ve been hearing about it for years! Can we move on now???

OMG! Hussy Hina has LOST HER MIND! We hear that she stood up to Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell when L.M.A.M. Jewell began laying into The Dread Pirates Stephen and Robert! Does she have a DEATH WISH??? You never stand up to L.M.A.M. Jewell!!! She evidently completely lost it and went off on Hussy Hina who did not wise up and shut her mouth but continued to stand toe-to-toe with L.M.A.M. Jewell! And then the punches started FLYING! It took Jace and Saucy Serena to pull the pair off one another and neither of the ladies were happy that the fight ended in a draw.

Evidently Deliciously Sinful Sin wandered into the Inn Sunday night with a bullet wound. Niiiice. We’re not surprised at all that he gets himself shot or otherwise assaulted on a regular basis. He just cannot keep his mouth shut. We’re betting that people have the urge to shut it for him quite often. Doc Eva was on hand to pull the bullet out of his arm for him, though. It seems that D.S. Sin will live to flirt another day!

After Doc Eva was done patching up D.S. Sin, she had a pretty major argument about Saucy Serena. We have absolutely no details about what it is about. We can only assume that like us Doc Eva is NOT happy with how much time she’s been seen spending with Prof. Jolyon. We’re pretty surprised to see those ladies go at it, though. Unfortunately, unlike the H. Hina and L.M.A.M. Jewell argument, this one didn’t come to blows. A shame really. Two cat fights in one night would have been GREAT for business!

Has the love triangle finally ended??? SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen entering with Black Knight Verin and White Knight Julian had new company in the form of a beautiful young woman. We hear her name is Rhian and W.K. Julian was certainly tending to her every need. Iiiinteresting! We have a feeling that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee will NOT take this lying down! She will have her cake and eat it to. No pretty little thing will get in her way of that! Rhian and W.K. Julian better watch out!

We hear that Mini-Franker Cor got into it with his ex, Saucy Serena, AGAIN Sunday night! They break up months and months ago and are fine with each other and then all of a sudden they start arguing??? That’s incredibly odd. There’s obviously still some passion floating around in the air. Perhaps this is just a precursor to some steamy reunion??? We sure hope so. Maybe it’ll stop M-F Cor from hitting on everything in a skirt and it’ll stop Saucy Serena from ruining every good gentleman in RhyDin!

The World’s Hottest Helston Fio was seen chasing a chicken.

…yeah, that’s really all we have to say about that.

We hear that M-F Cor and the Dread Pirate Stephen had a quick exchange of words as well! It seems that the Dread Pirate Stephen took exception to being called a “man whore”. We’re surprised he didn’t take it as a compliment. The confrontation didn’t last long as D.P. Stephen got distracted by Kid Not-Doc Anya! Yep, you read that right!

THEY KISSED!!! No lie. The Dread Pirate Stephen and Kid Not-Doc Anya kissed! We can’t even begin to describe the many ways this is wrong. First of all, she’s engaged to Merchant Antonio! Second of all, isn’t she supposed to be friends with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell??? Oh, we so hope that L.M.A.M. Jewell goes postal on her ass! That was absolutely, positively not cool! You so do not kiss the man who abandoned your friend and you certainly don’t do it while you’re supposed to be with another man! We sure hope she enjoyed that kiss because it could cost her at least a friendship if not the nice set-up she’s got with Merchant Antonio as well.

Reality Check Brandon is just surrounded by women who need more help than he can provide! As Booze Sis Hina was flirting it up with D.P. Stephen, he told her she was a “lost cause”. Yes, she is! Now if he’d only discover the same thing out about his girlfriend he might have a chance to move on and get a real, lasting relationship. B.S. Hina tried telling him that she was just teasing and would never really have a thing for D.P. Stephen. We don’t buy it either, R.C. Brandon! Stick to your guns, son!

Did Reap actually refer to Eleanor as his “wife”??? We sure hope that we misunderstood the conversation! From what our sources gather, he told Marvelous Mira to go ask his wife for money for the flowers that he wanted to buy. Marvelous Mira looked pretty darn surprised as were we! We wonder what BLUE Mish will think of this??? By the by, we heard that True was there pushing Marvelous Mira’s flowers. There’s a man who sure supports his girl!

It seems that the Dread Pirates Robert and Stephen have been reunited! We suppose that it was too much to ask that their crass behavior and debauchery should never be allowed to combine again. At least they picked a target that could handle their ridiculousness — SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee!  They spent their time at the Inn drinking straight from a keg and bothering her but she did not let those boys get away with much with her! Sidonie and the rest could learn a thing or two from her about how to be sexy while still having RESPECT for yourself!

Wow! We’re not exactly sure what Boy Toy Brandon and Darkmere said to Booze Sister Hina but it reduced her to tears! Neither looked too terribly upset when she stormed out sobbing and there wasn’t anybody rushing to soothe her feelings. Perhaps somebody finally staged an intervention with her for her neediness issues! This girl is in desperate need of a nice long year without men. It’s really a shame because she used to be our favorite of the Booze Sisters. We’re not entirely sure what happened to her while we were away but she’s certainly not the confident, classy woman she used to be!

Speaking of confidence (but certainly not class)…. OMG! OMG! OMG! Badsider Spokesmodel PJ Ramirez was back to her old tricks Wednesday night in the Inn! How fantastic! We’re not the only ones to think that either. Real Estate Mogul Rena was absolutely tickled (or what passes for absolutely tickled for her) to see her dear friend! The Dread Pirate Robert also seemed very… happy to make her acquaintance. It certainly seemed like Randy Rix was awfully happy to see her as well! She was always able to get his blood pumping! May who??? May was indeed present but Randy Rix had a hard time keeping his attention off of Badsider Babe PJ! In fact, he even went to check on her after a confrontation between her and her ex Gage spilled out into the alley. Juuuust a matter of time! PJ’s the best female PLAYER the Inn has EVER seen!

And her student in the art of using men, Saucy Serena, has been spending quite a bit of time with Prof. Jolyon… and we do NOT approve! This has heartbreak written allll over it! And we certainly haven’t forgotten, Chief Mischief Maker Eless, that YOU were the one that introduced the good, sweet Professor to that player!!! WE BLAME YOU!!! Lirssa seems on the job, though. We hear that she interrogated Saucy Serena a bit. Love it! Good for Mighty Mouse Lirssa!

Everything looks good between Johnny and his lovely wife Sianna! Johnny was back behind the bar going right back to rivaling Tucker as the hottest tender while Sianna chatted with their friends. After all the rumors that were floating around, it’s good to see them together and happy! Sianna was also doing her best to keep Lirssa in line which really should be somebody’s full-time job. If anybody can do it, though, Mama Hen Sianna can! Oh, look. We FINALLY figured out a nickname for her!

WOW! Things are reaaaally getting serious between Lil’ Boy Blue Locke and Ballerina Katarina! In fact, he told Johnny that he took her home to meet the ‘rents over Easter!!! It seems things were a bit awkward but when are they ever completely smooth when you introduce your filly to your parents??? We are still hoping for a double wedding between Peredhil and Juliane and L.B.B. Locke and Ballerina Katarina! How fantastic would that be???

Poor Darling Taneth was having a bit of a difficult night as it seemed she got doused with a bit of Overlord Tormay’s fairy dust and couldn’t stop floating! Ooooh, really??? We’re dying to know what they were doing when Overlord Tormay’s fairy dust ended up on Darling Taneth!!! Could there be a bit of naughty in those two cute kids? Perhaps that wedding should be expedited!!!

It seems that May isn’t waiting for Randy Rix to leave her for B.B. PJ! Laaaaate into the night Wednesday night (or should we say eaaaarly Thursday morning???) she was seen engaging in some raunchy flirting with the King of Raunchy himself — Brale Brother Reap! Well, she certainly seems to have a certain type of guy that she goes after, doesn’t she???

Huh. We are pretty darn confused! Our sources caught Saucy Serena hanging out with Awesome Alain in the evening hours of Monday night and things certainly seemed pretty chummy between them. Actually, forget chummy, we think it was down right flirtatious! Who flirts so freely with the guy that dumped them a couple weeks earlier? We’re wondering if the rumors of a break-up were just some giant joke. It certainly would be like the two of them to toy with us! Awesome Alain was only seen with Derby Girl Sami once and although Saucy Serena has kept herself with fine male company pretty steadily there’s nobody new in her life. We will definitely have to watch this!

The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker was spotted sharing some bourbon with the lovely Eleanor! Yep, the very same Eleanor that has been spending a good deal of her time with BLUE Mish these days. Isn’t that an interesting dynamic! Two very different men! We could actually see her and T.W.H.T. Tucker together. That isn’t too far fetched at all. Hey, Eleanor, if you’re a fan (and, after all, isn’t everybody???) Tucker tends on Thursday nights! Be there!

Sex Pot Kitty seemed awfully concerned about The World’s Hottest Helston Fio! IT’S ABOUT TIME!!! The girl has only been falling apart for months. It seems that T.W.H.H. Fio lost her temper and S.P. Kitty decided it was out of the norm for her…. but everything else that T.W.H.H. Fio does is normal behavior??? We have a feeling that the conversation was in regards to the blow-up that she and Booze Sis Hina had the night previous! If so then T.W.H.H. Fio was soooo in the right! B.S. Hina said some preeeetty nasty things! Sex Pot Kitty and Old Man Tass did NOT seem happy. B.S. Hina better watch her back!

We hear that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was overheard telling a friend that her husband, the Dread Pirate Stephen, was “lost at sea to a group of angry sirens”! Well, whatever helps you sleep at night! He certainly didn’t seem lost the other night when he was wrestling with a girl in a pool full of jello or a couple nights before that when he was offering to show some girl the full monty or a couple nights before that when he was hugging on some fine, young women! L.M.A.M. Jewell just can’t seem to accept that she couldn’t keep her man.

Screw Mr. Right! L.M.A.M. Jewell seems on the look-out for Mr. Rebound! She was seen flirting pretty heavily with some mystery guy and even overheard telling him that they will have to meet in the future in a less public location. Get it, girl!

The judges all wore devil’s tails and horns (which most should sport on a daily basis as a warning to all those they run into) and included the likes of Dirty Dakota, Playboy Shane, Lucky Lang, and some new guy named Avery. The guys were given thrones to sit in to reign over the event.  There wasn’t much down time. They immediately sent the ladies to the little pools filled with jello!

We hear that Awful Ali came with The World’s Hottest Helston Fio and tried to talk her out of it the whole time.  Unfortunately, it did not good as T.W.H.H. Fio entered a pool to take on Booze Sis Hina… yes, you heard that right! NO SHAME!!! You’re a mother of TWO! Isn’t it about time you started acting like one instead of a sorority girl??? Le sigh! She used to be the reasonable, classy one of the bunch too!

Things got pretty nasty between the ladies as T.W.H.H. Fio began insulting B.S. Hina’s mothering skills and B.S. Hina made some… uh, pretty insinuating comments about T.W.H.H. Fio and Psycho Skid’s love life! After Fio took the first round, the ladies got to really fighting and had to be separated by Awful Ali and Playboy Shane! Playboy Shane had to throw B.S. Hina out of the competition due to her behavior.

Wow. That girl is really crying out for help.

Speaking of classy, Crazy Train Tara jumped into a jello pool with HER FRIEND’S BOYFRIEND!!! You heard right! She went at it against Chase’s man, Brandon, in one of the pools. Now Chase will probably be too drunk to care but we care for her! You just don’t do that. C.T. Tara needs to be taught some girlfriend etiquette!

Grumbling Grem had a bit more luck talking Mad Cow Kazzy out of it! Big props to her for coming to her senses! The pair watched for only a little bit before retreating back to the Inn. Evidently, once seeing the ladies going at it, M.C. Kazzy realized that it just wasn’t for her. Even DoD-er Sassy Pants Sr Eve refused to join in (which is really saying something) despite being prodded to by Brale Brothers Baker and Reap… who were, of course, in attendance.

We hear that later into the night Mini-Franker Cor showed up and egged the Dread Pirate Stephen into jumping into a jello pool with May! Wow. Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell has some awful, awful friends! C.T. Tara doesn’t tell her he’s back, M-F Cor is suggesting he wrestles a nubile, ditzy woman in a pool of jello. If we were her, we’d be PISSED!

In the category of “This Certainly Won’t Help Him Get Elected” it seems that Mini-Franker Cor fell asleep on the bar only to be pranked by Derby Girl Sami! We hear that she made his face her only little sketch pad. To make matters worse, she undressed him and put him in a teddy. Classy! Well, every politician has their very own sex scandal! We have a feeling that Deliciously Sinful Sin’s will be FABULOUSLY skanky!

Speaking of the skanky one, he was certainly in rare form!!! Maybe it was the whole TGIF Fever that had seeped into his bones but D.S. Sin certainly had eyes for EVERYTHING that was on the move! He was seen kissing NAKED Mishka in a booth and NAKED Mishka wrapped his legs around him. But that wasn’t the end of it! He was also seen staring at Rebekah’s rear end as she walked across the common room.

Sylvia was seen chatting with Prof. Jolyon Friday night by the hearth and we’re all wondering if she was relating him the story of her downright STEAMY kiss with Hunky Hudson two nights prior! Our sources evidently missed it (and we have punished them for that) but word got to us anyway of the FANTASTIC kiss! EVERYBODY is in a buzz over it! It’s the Kiss Heard ‘Round RhyDin! We’re so thrilled that these two are FINALLY together! Now that they’re together, we sure hope that they STAY together.

Our sources did hear, however, that Prof. Jolyon was briefly considering accompanying her on her journey but later had to bow out as he remembered a date with Real Estate Mogul Rena to watch a duel. Not the most romantic date in the world but give Prof. Jolyon a little time. He’ll come around.

That little leprachaun, who we found out is named Seamus, is making quite the splash with RhyDin’s finest! He already has SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee thrilled with his rainbow-icious fun and he was also seen feeding Chief Mischief Maker Eless a couple fine lines! We hear that C.M.M. Eless was even blushing! Better watch your girl, Connar, or you may lose her to a leprechaun! That would be embarrassing!

Marvelous Maeve! We totally HEART her! She was in an excellent mood because her crocs had “warbled” (whatever that means) and were busy building nests. Well…. great, we think! She was also showing quite a lot of interest in how politics are conducted in RhyDin considering where she comes from the rulers are usually those with the most money and scariest weapons. Considering the number of political refugees in this city, we don’t think she’s the only one that’s glad that isn’t how things are done here in RhyDin!

Supposedly, Potter Piper was seen in the Inn laaaate into the night. OMG! ARE YOU KIDDING US???? Sorry, Kid Not-Doc Anya, we’ll use our inside voice. Are you kidding us?!?! Evidently she did not stay too long and only had time to chat with Real Estate Mogul Rena and Chief Mischief Maker Eless. We sure hope that she stops by again some time very soon. WE MISS HER!!!