Wowzer!!! So much for dear Dakota, we suppose! TRASH-tastic Jade was getting her groove thing on with some unknown guy in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night! In fact, the pair were seen leaving together! We hear that Frat Boy Dean was in the room as well but did not even look her way. We wonder if he’s worried that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s floozy ways are another thing that she and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy have in common!

Crazy Train Tara and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell were spotted in the Inn discussing Forsaken Blades rule number one which is evidently “Amthy is not to know that bad things exist in the world”. We’re actually encouraged that the girls have a bit of common sense and decency! We love Amthy just the way she is and hope she never changes! At least it seems that C.T. Tara and L.M.A.M. Jewell can manage to be good friends to her!

Lana greeted Chief Mischief Maker Eless as she came in for her shift and asked her how everything was going for her. C.M.M. Eless responded with “better every day”! We wonder what that means! Certainly, she’s getting over her messy break-up with Bad Boy Will. We wonder if Antonio is helping her get over her heartache!!! Speaking of Antonio, he showed up not long after she started her shift and made a beeline for the bar. He joked with C.M.M Eless and the lovely Sylvia about needing a change of bedding but we’re wondering just how much reality was in that joke! He certainly seems to have eyes for C.M.M. Eless!

Gav was kept hopping behind the bar Sunday night! There were quite a few people getting a drink to forget that the week was coming in a few short hours! No SUUUUPER Des, unfortunately. We’re sad. It’s been far too long since we had a good SUUUUPER Des spotting. Bring back the Des, Gav!!!

Later into the evening, Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Annex during Fight Night to cheer Anubis on in his duel for the Madness Tournament! We hear that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was right there with her. Doesn’t L.M.A.M. Jewell owe it to her friend to try to talk her out of this strange obsession with Anubis???

It was evidently a DoD-er night in the Annex as DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er Rena, and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were all seen chatting at the bar! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit thick around the midsection and the trio were talking in hushed tones! Could it be??? Could DoD-er Koy really be sporting a baby bump??? We certainly hope not as she’s been spotted in the rings quite a few times in recent months! Our sources have been unable to confirm the news up until this point and we hear that her reps at the Heavenly Boutique are remaining mum on the issue!

Baroness of Dockside/Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was also in the Annex to cheer on her man, Leo. Unlike Anubis, Leo managed to move on into the next round of the tournament before joining Jaycy as she chatted with several of her old friends in Legendary Dalamar and CHUNKY Rix. We hear that Rix was complaining to Hottie Hodge about his nickname. He believes Ravishin’ Rix is more appropriate. We disagree. We do like ROLLIE POLLIE Rix, though!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Lil’ Boy Blue Locke was seen hanging out with his equally well-dressed friend, Seliandre, at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night! The pair were looking suave over their drinks. HAWT STUFF! Unfortunately, our source that speaks elven was not present so much of what was overheard was not understood. Such a bummer, though! We’re sure they were dishing out FABULOUS fashion knowledge!

Brale Brother Baker never gives up hope that one day he’ll be able to bed one of the classiest ladies in RhyDin! Tuesday night it was Sylvia who had his attention. He even gave Jolyon a dirty look when he interrupted their discussion! In the end it was Jolyon who accompanied Sylvia out for a walk! Don’t feel too bad for Brale Brother Baker, DoD-er Eve showed up just in time to distract him with her fine assets and mass quantities of ale!

The new bride Crazy Train Tara wasn’t enjoying her first full day of wedded bless with her new hubby but was instead seen threatening to kidnap Grem until he starts liking her! Well…. that’s one way to do things we suppose! We think that Grem should just pretend to like C.T. Tara at this point. Her new husband seems even crazier than she does. He may kidnap Grem on a whim just to try to please his new bride!

Brale Brother Baker, DoD-er Eve, Head Pussy Panther, and Potter Piper were all in witty moods! When Potter Piper started talking about squeezable breasts, Head Pussy Panther was quick to point out that Potter Piper herself has quite the squeezable set!!! It’s the truth! DoD-er Eve was so impressed with his statement that she gave him a high five before returning to talking to Potter Piper about how Brale Brother Baker likes his brale. We can’t decide who is more trouble at this point — Brale Brother Baker or DoD-er Eve!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were seen holding hands and having an intimate conversation at a booth together! The pair definitely seems to be getting close but both seem to have wandering eyes. We’re so not sold that this is a lasting relationship rather than a convenient hook-up! She was overheard making an interesting reference to cleaning his gun for him as she left the booth. We’ll leave it up to you to decide which one of his guns she was referring to! Naughty, naughty girl!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless and her cohorts, DoD-er Rena and Potter Piper, are quite interested in kite flying! It seems like an odd hobby for lovely young ladies but we suppose there is certainly worse trouble they could get into. Unfortunately, the innocent conversation was thrown by the wayside when the three women were joined by Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert! We’re still pretty sure he actually believes that if he bothers them enough, they’ll eventually wear down and sleep with him. Lord, we hope he’s not right!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta was getting a hard time from an unknown drunk as were several other patrons late into the night. P.G. Atalanta was holding her own but there was certainly a bit of anger in Locke’s tone when he told him to take his attitude outside. Poor Locke was having a heck of a time behind the bar trying to keep chaos from spreading…. but we think he was particularly angry with the man giving PAARTY Girl Atalanta a hard time! Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s got STELLAR taste in clothes but his taste in women is definitely questionable at best!

Krazy Kitty was a little…. less than pleased to hear that Crazy Train Tara was married again and in particular who she had married! She was quite blunt in telling Antonio, with Crazy Train Tara within earshot, just how little she thought of the prince. We doubt that Crazy Train Tara cares all that much. Poor Krazy Kitty. She must have enough trouble reigning in her friends and family! We have no idea how she survived a year as governor!

Wyh Not and Hodge were overheard discussing the Madness Tournament in the Inn late into the night! It seems both are hoping that Joex takes the title. We can’t help but agree! He’s definitely a fantastic rising star! Anubis overheard the conversation and took exception to the ladies rooting against him. Is he insane? Did he really believe they’d be in his corner? One person that certainly appears solidly in his corner is Crazy Train Tara! She had all eyes on him! Thinking of cheating so soon, C.T. Tara??? That’s got to be some sort of record!

Posted: May 17th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh my, oh my! Crazy Train Tara was in the Red Dragon Inn Thursday upset about there being someone out to get her. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee attempted to convince her she was safe but, as usual, there was no telling C.T. Tara anything! The only time she was side tracked from her fear were during the periods of time she was admiring her “pretty” feet in her fluffy kitten heeled slippers. She leaves us feeling soooo confused!

Later into the night she was spotted playing tonsil hockey with Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert in the middle of the Inn! Ugh! Ew! Where is Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell??? This girl needs therapy STAT! ….And a good scrubbing to disinfect her!

We hear that there’s a rumor that Smooooth Cowboy Jake’s horse spent Wednesday night tied to the post at the Inn! By Thursday night, he was discovered by DoD-er Rena and Doc Eva who were quite concerned that he’d leave his horse over night. Whatever, ladies! Jake left his old nag to go play with some young filly! Give him a couple of days and he’ll roll on back into town satisfied and exhausted!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena, one of our sources actually overheard P-Imp accusing G’naughty G’nort of sexual harassment in the workplace….. towards the P-Imp! Are you kidding us??? As bad as G’naughty G’nort is, he has ABSOLUTELY nothing on P-Imp! We’re still just shocked and amazed by the sheer number of hot, nubile, young women that P-Imp has had his grubby little mitts on! Yet he still has a job! We’re starting to wonder if there is ANYTHING at all that one can do to get fired as a caller in the Arena.

It seems that things are still working out well for Baroness of Dockside Lil’ Black Book Jaycy and her alleged future baby’s daddy, Leo. She was spotted in the Arena congratulating him on his Madness win which puts Leo as one of the Final Four! We still say this relationship has no staying power. The real reason that L.B.B. Jaycy prefers Dockside is that it gives her easy access to all the sailors, looking for an easy score after months and months at sea!

Also making his way into the Final Four of the MADNESS competition on Thursday was young gun, Joex! Joex took down the much more experienced SMOKIN’ Sartan in a closely fought match. However, SMOKIN’ Sartan didn’t have a whole lot left to fight for. His main reason for entering the tournament was to keep a lower ranked duelist from gaining control of the Overlord title. At this point, all that remains are warlords so SMOKIN’ Sartan can leave the tournament comfortable that his mission has been accomplished!

He was seen a bit later talking with Hottie Hodge. It seems Hodge is a wee bit worried that Rix’s recent absence might just be because he’s avoiding her! Sartan didn’t do much to dispel that fear! It’s okay, girl! You can do better! Buck up!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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That Awesome Alain! He was seen flirting it up with the brunette twin Spice again Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn after having a late night the evening before with PAARTY Girl Chase! What’re we going to do with him, huh? Well, sit back and enjoy it! After she left to prepare for her shift with Tucker, he was actually seen riffling through a little black book. That boy has some MAJOR game!

In fact, later in the evening, while in the process of getting blitzed at the bar he was overheard telling PAARTY Girl Atalanta that PAARTY Girl Chase actually stayed over at his place! Are we the only ones petrified by a PAARTY Girl Chase/Awesome Alain pairing??? These two could rack up one hell of a bar tab together, couldn’t they??? PAARTY Girl Atalanta looked a wee bit concerned over the whole matter. As well she should be! Awesome Alain is certainly not the type of guy you want your daughter/best friend/sister to hook up with!

Her concern over PAARTY Girl Chase was nothing for the expression that crossed her face when Lil’ Boy Blue Locke walked in! While he was dressed with his usual flair, we hear that he was quite battered and bruised and was walking with a limp. It seems that he’s been going all out in the Outback with little regard to his own safety! We hear that he’s getting quite good, though!

Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade isn’t doing Booze Sis Hina any favors! We hear that she freaked out Frat Boy Quinn by telling him that Hina loves him. We have a feeling that she meant “adores” rather than is “in love” but… well, we men are half-wits when it comes to the Big L Word. Frat Boy Quinn seems even antsy at the idea of dating Booze Sis Hina! What??? Come on. This boy is so not ready for any sort of commitment. We bet he’s the type that has a hard time buying a toothbrush because the thought of using it for a full month scares the you-know-what out of him!

It took both Tiny Tucker and Twin Spice to keep things running behind the bar due to the size of the crowd. However, things were made a bit more difficult by Tiny Tucker’s obvious distraction! We hear his eyes kept making their way back to the lovely Izira! He certainly made sure her drink didn’t run empty and she didn’t need anything all night long. We wonder how Doc Eva would feel knowing that her friend might just be moving in on her man???

The Other Woman Lain ALWAYS seems to keep HAWT company! We hear that she was throwing back shots in the company of two very pretty women who are sources were unfamiliar with. Iiiinteresting! We’ll certainly try to catch their names the next time they’re spotted. If they’re out drinking with T.O.W. Lain, you just know that they must be the sort of interesting that we here at the Gossip GangSTAR LOVE!

Oh, Lordy! We knew Antonio was smooth but we certainly didn’t expect for him to be able to move in on the lovely Eless quite so quickly! Evidently he was spotted in the Inn massaging her shoulders after quite the intimate little conversation.  Have we mentioned yet how much WE LOVE THIS PAIRING??? It’s all much too much HAWT for use to be able to take!!! Mack on, Antonio! Mack on!

We hear that our dear, lovely Hottie Hodge may occasionally read our blog (…or the paper version of it at least).  Therefore, we must say to her BEWARE OF AMNESIAC TARA!!! We hear that the pair was hanging out for quite some time in the Inn and, we must admit, that makes us quuuuuite nervous since we’ve decided that Amnesiac Tara’s brand of crazy is contagious. Keep the crazies at bay, Hottie Hodge!

In a battle of OLD OLD School vs The Young Guns, Jake Thrash (the half-orc brewer behind Red Orc Brewery which produces the incredibly popular Badsider Brew) took on Maria Graziano in some MADNESS action in the Inn’s basement dueling Arena Thursday night! Jake’s years and years of experience proved to be the deciding factor and he moved on to the next round! We hear that the duel will probably be the former baroness Maria’s last. Rumor has it that she has plans to expand her family and dueling and baby-incubating just don’t really go hand-in-hand.

Lil Black Book Senior Baroness Jaycy was looking very un-pregnant when she was seen entering hand-in-hand with her man (and opponent for the evening) Leo. Hmm! Shouldn’t she be showing by now??? Especially if she’s had several babies in the past??? We sure hope she didn’t conveniently get rid of this pregnancy. She’d be the type to right a wrong with another wrong! That girl’s a mess! She didn’t put up much of a fight against her man! Leo easily took her down to move on to the next round. While this could certainly be labeled an upset, Leo’s long absence from the Arena is one reason he ranked so low. He’s got quite the talent level!

More surprising has to be that commoner Capistrano totally pulled away from the holder of more than a few titles, Cassius! With P’Imp calling, the 14th ranked Capistrano took down the 6th rank Cassius with little trouble to move on to the Sweet Sixteen! INSANE! He’s totally a bracket buster and we love it! G’naughty G’nort tried to smooth talk his way past Myria Graziano but she wasn’t having ANY of that. In the end, it was his skill that allowed him to keep her out of a spoiler role!

OMG! We hear that the lovely Morgan invited The Gov MAN-tastic Matt, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, Taneth, and Jake over to her place for pancakes! What a fabulous little party??? What DO we have to do to get an invite to that shindig??? Morgan makes us droooool!

Posted: April 28th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh no! OH NO! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are evidently trying for a baby and made their intentions very well known Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. When will the city ever be safe from those Booze Sisters reproducing??? Booze Sis R.R. Rhy spent the rest of the night entertaining Dean’s Frat Brothers and several of their other male friends by prancing around in a mini skirt. We certainly hope you enjoy your lovely little form now, R.R. Rhy! Have you ever SEEN a pregnant woman??? Juuuust you wait until your boobs become massive un-hot engorged torpedoes that are so sensitive to the touch that you’d punch a man for attempting to enjoy them, there’s stretch marks crisscrossing what used to be perfect skin, shaving your legs becomes a two-day ordeal, and your belly deserves a zip code of its own!

Rocky Road Rhy got her fellow Booze Sis in a bit of trouble when she revealed to Wolv a couple bedroom secrets that Aly had told her! OMG! What we wouldn’t give to hear a couple of those! We’re surprised that Wolv’s surprised, however. Doesn’t he know that’s what women do??? Gab to their friends! We think that half a woman’s enjoyment over sex comes from being able to dish about it to her girlfriends the next day!

As usual when Aly’s about, the conversation with her and Wolv took on a very naughty nature! Man, do we love her! Evidently, Amnesiac Tara took exception to the dirty talk and decided it was not appropriate for Amthy’s ears. Now we love Amthy as much as the next person but do you really think that sexual innuendo is something that she actually comprehends??? We’re thinking that’s a giant “NO”! What can you do, though? After all it is Amnesiac Tara and Amthy.

Soooo according to our sources the news that we are scheduled to take part in a dunking booth on the second night of Beltane is out as the brunette twin Spice was overheard mentioning it in the Inn to Awesome Alain, Eless, and Taneth! After several discussions with the naughty twin, we have indeed hesitantly agreed to celebrate Beltane in GRAND FASHION! To raise money for the Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, we will become your victim in a dunking booth for the May 3rd festivities in the Marketplace! We sure hope it won’t be chilly that night! After all the drinking and dancing on Friday night in the Glen, come take aim at yours truly in the market on Saturday while partaking in some scrumptious treats and faaaaabulous games!

Speaking of Awesome Alain, he’s definitely having fun with life as one of RhyDin’s most eligible bachelors! He’s been seen with the brunette twin Spice on several occasions and Wednesday night he was flirting it up with PAARTY Girl Chase! He’s certainly starting to adopt a type — young, frisky, and not at all looking for a relationship! The pair were actually seen leaving the Inn together in the late evening hours. Can you say “booty call”??? Well, well, well, they all are grown adults!

Smooooth Cowboy Jake sure seems to keep himself in some AWFULLY good company these days! He’s got so many beautiful birds knocking on his door, how will he ever choose amongst them??? Perhaps he simply won’t choose! He was seen exchanging a couple flirty lines with Hottie Hodge who we, unfortunately, haven’t seen in a while! It’s good to see her back in action! His pleasure didn’t end there! He was also seen in the company of that new little smoking hottie Molly who was overheard telling him just how much she’d like to see him nekkid! OMG, Cowboy!

LydiBane keeps on chugging! In fact, Luscious Lydia was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night mentioning to Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran that it makes her nervous to watch Cute Single Dad Bane in a ring! We find that cute! Cute Single Dad Bane was duking it out with Locke but Locke didn’t stop there. He took on Warlizard Bran later into the night as well! By the time Locke made it for his shift behind the bar in the Inn, he was pretty bruised and gimpy! We still think he’s MAJORLY hot! He’s love to brawl only makes him HOTTER!

Posted: April 26th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We wonder sometimes if Deadbeat Dad Alex gets tired of being the center of constant drama or if he just enjoys women fighting over him! Either way, he was up to it again Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! We hear that Jalleia and The Other Woman Lain reaaaally had it out. The Other Woman Lain asked Jalleia how she puts up with D.D. Alex’s sleeping around and Jalleia made it clear that she didn’t really care! The Other Woman Lain took a swing at Jalleia which only glanced off her cheek and Jalleia countered with one heck of a blow! We almost felt bad for Lain as she tucked her tail between her legs and headed upstairs.

Rocky Road Rhy was NOT looking stellar with red, puffy eyes and a very dark expression. At first we worried it was over Dean! Poor Rocky Road Rhy has had a rough relationship road as before she dated Brandon, she was used and cheated on by Lang. As much as we give her a hard time, we certainly don’t want to see her have to go down THAT road again! She was seen with Dean on the porch later and he was consoling her over Playboy Demon Damien dumping TRASH-tastic Jade. We sure hope TRASH-tastic Jade realizes what a caring friend she has in R.R. Rhy! Brownie points for Rhy!

We hear that Lang and Lyren brought TRASH-tastic Jade by the Inn a short time later but she never actually made it inside. One of our sources say that TRASH-tastic Jade was much too much of a sobbing mess for the Inn. She was comforted by Rhy and her other friends before heading off without ever making it inside. Wow. Is that concern we feel deep down their in our bowels??? Despite TRASH-tastic Jade’s many relationship wanderings we actually do feel a bit bad for her now.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was overheard teasing Head Pussy Panther about how very domesticated he has become in his relationship with the sweet S’jira! We must agree that Head Pussy Panther is quite gentle and calm around the lovely woman. Kairee even asked when their marriage ceremony would be taking place but Panther was quick to escape those personal questions. You HAVE to know that the news of their engagement must be coming sometime soon!!!

Awesome Alain was all weepy-eyed at the bar over the end of his relationship which he was discussing with Miss Mercy and the sweet-tempered Izira. Boooo! We don’t like Awesome Alain acting like a girl! That’s so not HAWT in our books. To make matters worse, he was drinking wine! Le sigh. We suppose you girly types will like that he was showing his sensitive side but we like him ROUGH and DANGEROUS!!! Hopefully, he’ll get back on the ball of making us alllll drool sometime very soon!

Yummy Ewan and Lucky Lucien accompanied one another in and were seen having drinks while catching up! We hear that the pair were discussing Sylvia’s new budding relationship with a certain someone. The conversation was kept quite kept masked and vague as two such classy, intelligent men tend to talk in public but the pair seemed to be concerned! Could this be in regards to Hudson, Sianna’s brother, who has been seen keeping company with Sylvia recently and accompanied her to the opera??? We’re dying to know, guys!

SUUUUPER Des was not the least bit amused by Unwashed Pirate II Robert’s antics…. and she wasn’t the only one. However, we are, as usual, greatly amused by them!!! He was seen blatantly hitting on all the women and telling them to get naked for him. One of these days SUUUUPER Des is going to blast a shotgun shell through his gut. For a while his suggestive statements became so bold to Ballerina Katarina, we thought that he may just get that shotgun shell from Johnny when he found out about it!

….But Robert’s attentions moved elsewhere and Katarina moved on to spend some time with Jolyon! The pair was having quite the intense conversation. We wonder if we can FINALLY call them a couple!!! Katarina seemed a bit distressed but we hear that with the opera having ended, they are posting spots for her dance troupe early this week! We bet that the stress of not knowing whether she will be a principle or in the chorus is starting to wear on her. She HAS to be the prima ballerina! She was FANTASTIC in the opera!

The women of the Arena were being FIESTY Saturday night in the Inn’s basement!!! We hear that Big Britches Erin seemed quite cheerful and was mouthing off at SPEEDSTER Nova! One of the male warlords tried to talk smack to Baroness of the Old Temple Hottie Pirate Teagan but she didn’t have patience for any of it! She told him he was out of his league and Big Britches Erin jumped in to have her back. We love all the back talking women!

SPEEDSTER Nova took no notice and was soon back to causing trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan, Rix, Hottie Hodge! The trio of boys bashed fellow duelers, checked each other’s noses for who knows what, and insulted one another while Hottie Hodge did her best to keep them in line. What a thankless job THAT is!

Posted: March 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Unfortunately, it seems that Guido made out our sources Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn and was able to bar them entry until after midnight. What a bummer! We were finally able to sneak our sources back in and get a few pieces of gossip. We promise NEVER to allow this to happen again! In the future we’ll be much sneakier!!!

Wow! Does Colt move fast or what??? Early last week he was getting to know PAARTY Girl Chase a bit better but seemed to dump her in the dirt for teen queen Riley! Robbing the cradle there, are we??? He was seen really kissing and groping on his young lady even as Chase sat at the bar. Man, he’s got some big ones!

As for Chase, she just can’t help but flirt with taken men. It really seems like an addiction. While tossing back shots, she was overheard laying on the charm THIIICK for Gav!!! How do you flirt with a man wearing a “Property of Des” apron??? SUUUUPER Des will END you! As usual, Gav was completely clueless. Her attention certainly shifted when Quel showed up late into the night. He STILL seems absolutely smitten with her! Either his skull is full of a bunch of rocks or he is the most forgiving man alive! We can’t decide which.

After spending the past week convincing us that he might be moving on from Atalanta by hanging out and flirting with some very classy ladies, Locke was once again BACK with PAARTY Girl Atalanta!!! OMG, Locke! Come on! The pair seemed engaged in quite the intimate conversation. We are soooo depressed!

DoD-er Rena and Aaron seem AWFULLY close these days!!! The pair were seen kissing and cuddling with one another in the Inn Sunday night. Is it just us or has DoD-er Rena been spending an awful lot of time in the Inn rather than in the dueling venues as of late??? Could she be avoiding introducing her new man to her DoD-er pals (one of which was in the Annex last night)???

Action was hopping in the Annex during Fight Night! Rix seemed to make quite a few people a bit cranky by stating that those who hold positions of high rank in the dueling venues have no personalities. Hodge seemed a bit unimpressed with the comment and, in fact, was overheard by one of our sources giving Rix quite the hard time about his reputation as unreliable and dishonest!!! Good for her!!! We like women who watch their own back and don’t part their legs like the Red Sea for the first man with a bit of charm! A good strong back bone ROCKS!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was back to her usually FIERCE self Sunday night in the Annex! It seems she’s kicked the flu for the most part and is almost back in fighting form. Instead of fighting, however, it was a round of girl chat that occupied her evening! She was seen with Big Britches Erin and Rory talking about her man The Gov MAN-tastic Matt’s plans for the city. It seems that The Gov has been quite busy working with The Watch trying to make this city a bit safer. Safer is always a welcome good thing in RhyDin!!!

What would an evening in a dueling venue be as of late without a Luscious Lydia/Cute Single Dad Bane sighting??? The pair is absolutely INSEPARABLE and seem to love every minute they spend together. They hung out most of the evening together and were overheard getting directions from Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort to an all-night eatery to grab a late, late dinner!!! G’naughty G’nort has dubbed the pair LydiBane and we ADORE it!!!

Posted: March 10th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Those lovely ladies Juliane and Katarina were seen hanging out in the Red Dragon Inn early Saturday evening! We adore those two! It’s almost too much eye candy to handle. Johnny was no where in sight either. He has to get better on keeping track of the women in his life or they’re going to get themselves into some trouble! Speaking of trouble, Jolyon was again seen speaking with the ladies and while he certainly seems like the perfect gentleman, we’re not quite buying the routine! We think there’s a bit of playboy in there somewhere! Watch out, Johnny!!!

DoD-er Rena was overheard chatting up Krazy Kitty and it seems that Boy Toy Aaron hasn’t quite healed her wounds after losing Val. Rena seemed a bit hopeless as to him returning from his homeland but seemed to still want him to come back! Krazy Kitty (who we STILL say should have her own relationship advice column) tried to convince Rena that Boy Toy Aaron seemed much nicer and more reliable and Rena even seemed to SMILE a bit when she spoke of Aaron taking her sailing and making her dinner. Oooooh! Romantic!

Did we hear our sources right??? We so need someone to confirm this for us because we just don’t believe it! We hear that Renna was playing Ave Maria on the piano!!! First of all, who knew the girl was a musician??? Second of all, of all the things for her to choose to play she choose Ave Maria??? If this is true, we cannot believe we missed it! Oh, how we LOVE that song. It brings back soooo many childhood memories!

Hina and Skid’s fallout is STILL a HAWT topic of conversation in the Inn. Ren was questioning TRASH-tastic Jade about how Hina’s been holding up. Not well was TRASH-tastic Jade’s answer and Ren told her to help out then. What?!?! When did TRASH-tastic Jade become Hina’s keeper??? Isn’t there anybody else better suited for job??? She can barely take care of herself much less that bratty kid she’s got!

Later into the night, Ren made a very public announcement to announce the engagement of a very pretty teal haired young woman who we hear goes by the name Adalia to very young man named Ghent. The pair seemed quite embarrassed by the attention. Very cute couple and they appear much too young to be tying the knot but we don’t know much about them! We’ll have to keep our eyes peeled!

Silly The Bum Phillipe! He was overheard telling his wife AJ that her morning sickness should pass after the first three months. Ha! It MAY but we had one sister who was still yacking up her guts the day she delivered her little stinker! And once the morning sickness does subside comes the indigestion, heartburn, and difficulty sleeping! Have fun, though! HA!

Whoa! Things are not good with the Misfits! Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena were seen trying to soothe Bad Boy Wil who was A WALKING MESS!!! It seems that his dear Eless has up and disappeared and he really is heartbroken over the whole matter! In fact, yesterday was supposed to be their WEDDING DAY!!! Bad Boy Wil was really throwing back the alcohol as he tried to drink the memories away and poor Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena seemed to be at an utter loss as to what to tell him to make him feel better. Even Brale Brother Baker got in on the attempt to make Bad Boy Wil feel a bit better…. but as one can imagine Brale Brother Baker wasn’t much help! Funny but not much help!

We hear that downstairs in the Arena, Locke and Luscious Lydia made amends. The pair had disliked each other from the same incident months prior that caused Big Britches Erin to dislike Locke. However, it seems that Locke and Lydia were much more willing to place the past in the past than Big Britches Erin! It’s that sarcastic mouth coming back to bite her yet again! Speaking of that sarcastic mouth, it was hard at work last night calling duels. We hope she witnessed Luscious Lydia’s ability to put a grudge behind her. Big Britches Erin could certainly learn a thing or two from Luscious Lydia!

SPEEDSTER Nova certainly seems to spend a lot of time with his best friends’ significant others! Last night he was seen hanging out with hottie Hodge and chatting about emo kids and his daughter’s massive collection of clothes. We’re starting to wonder if Rix and Sartan have assigned him the task of keeping their girls out of trouble!!! And if that’s the case, who’s duty is it to keep SPEEDSTER Nova out of trouble???

BTW, have you missed the HUGEST announcement of them all?!?! March Madness is back, baby! Oh, yeah! The Duel of Swords is currently accepting entries from all ranks for the second annual March Madness Tournament. No prizes have been announced yet but you know they’ll be Super FAAAABULOUS! We hear that the crop of duelists is already getting big and quickly approaching the required 64 so you better get your name in FAST!

Posted: March 9th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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So evidently the con artist who found his way onto the lovely Adrienne’s floor goes by the name Morgan. Our sources say the pair having quite the intimate conversation Thursday night at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn! She seems to slowly but surely be giving in to his “charm”. Le sigh. Is it just us or do you smell another The Bum Phillipe brewing in our midst???

Seliandre seems certain to make himself a reputation as a lady’s man…. and he’s not wasting any time on getting to work!!! He was seen flirting up Miss Mercy at the bar and making sure to keep the alcohol flowing in her direction. In fact, his new friend Locke came over to play wing man!!! These two charmers are waaaay too much trouble when together! They’d have even the most shrewd woman’s panties flying off in no time flat. Watch out, ladies!

We hear that Johnny was seen tending bar late into the night!!! It’s nice to hear that he’s spending a bit more time in public. Perhaps he decided to up his public presence to fend off any would-be suitors of his pretty female relatives. One of his sisters was there with him — Juliane! What a stunner she is! The Smith family sure knows how to grow ‘em if you know what we mean!!!

Downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena, a crowd had gathered to watch the winner of the Warlord Tournament Aurora face off against Overlord Roland for his title!!! The trouble-making Imp was there to call… and to leer at all the ladies, of course. The crowd was packed full of some of dueling’s biggest names! Xeno was present discussing and analyzing the match with the HAWT Wyh Not. The former Overlord Cletus was there to support Aurora who has ties to his family. The former baron Rix hung out with his hot piece of arm candy, Hodge, to cheer on his old friend, Roland.

Although the crowd seemed firmly in the Overlord’s court for the most part, Aurora took two strong wins to win the title! The barons present quickly chimed in with their alignments. That naughty Jaycy, Baroness of Dockside, decided to go renegade as did G’naughty G’nort who currently reigns as Baron of the Old Market District! It seems that Aurora’s got a way to go in order to earn the respect of her barons. We wouldn’t put it past her! She’s pretty FIERCE!
Congratulations, Overlord Aurora!

Posted: March 8th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Our sources tell us that the space couple, Chase (the HAWT guy version) and Alyson, were seen together for the first time in foooorever in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night!!! Iiiiinteresting. The pair met in the dueling venues and got quite close but this is our first spotting of them in quite some time. The pair were quite obviously on a date and it seemed to be going smashingly!!! Good for them!

The other Chase (the PAARTY Girl version) was spotted a bit later at the bar, furthering her flirtation with Colt. She’s seemed to sucker another one in!!! Colt was seen giving her a gift of a very pretty cowboy hat and Chase tackled him in quite the squeeze to thank him for the gift. Le sigh. Why do men act so stupid around this girl???

With the rumors that there was some chemistry between the pretty Katarina and Peredhil while he was on the outs with Potter Piper, one would think that the situation would be a bit awkward when Katarina was faced with the lovey dovey Pipes and Perry now. It didn’t seem to be in the least, however! In fact, Katarina seemed quite focused on another classy gentleman in Connar!!! We love this pairing.

If Connar’s interested he better keep his eyes on that one! She’s a pretty little filly and seems to attract attention wherever she goes. Our sources tell us that she’s a ballerina for the RhyDin Theater and Opera company. How fantastic! We HEART dancers! In fact, Bad Boy Wil seemed to be quite enamored by her…. or at least until he remembered that he was supposed to be upstairs keeping an eye on his bride-to-be, Eless, who we hear is recovering from something. We don’t buy his new leaf for a split second!!!!

After Bree and Hina exchanged heated words several nights before over Hina and Skid’s nasty break-up, we hear that the girls were on the same page late into Saturday night!!! Evidently Hina spilled details of exactly why Skid threw her out andl told Bree about the atrocity of a grandmother that Skid had sent their son to stay with.

We hear that the Inn’s basement dueling Arena was taken over by a couch-eating, skirt-nibbling, pillow-chewing goat Saturday night! Luscious Lydia wrangled the thing up and brought it to the Arena evidently thinking it was G’naughty G’nort (who was once turned into a goat for several days). The goat was not G’naughty G’nort as G’naughty G’nort was busy calling at the time.  Yet, the goat seemed to take quite the liking to G’naughty G’nort…. and the jokes that are coming to mind are just too dirty for even us to type!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife Rory REALLY unloaded on SPEEDSTER Nova!!! She clearly believes her husband that he is not the father of Jaycy’s spawn (as much as he knocks up his own wife, does he really even have time???) but she was still LIVID!!!  It seems that she was not the least bit happy to hear that Jaycy was talking about her behind her back. Our sources say that the pair was also discussing the status of her current mental health issues which are the result of some sort of magical accident. Iiiiinteresting! We can’t wait for these ladies to pop out their babies so we can watch them get down and DIIIIIRTY, by the way!!!

In the best news of the night, Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort SHOT Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris!!! Niiiiiice! It seems that G’nort didn’t like the training techniques that Harris was using on Big Britches Erin which it seems consisted of punching her whenever he felt like it. The bullet hit Harris in the shoulder and he bled around the Arena for quite a bit until SPEEDSTER Nova could be convinced to use his innate abilities to patch Harris up. The incident got G’naughty G’nort QUITE the lecture from Luscious Lydia later in the night!!!

Tony also made an appearance Saturday night and SHOCKED us all by making fun of someone else’s accent. WHAT?!?! The sad thing is that boy is really that clueless. It’s a good thing he’s so SMOKIN’ HAWT and unintentionally funny!!! The person in question was dripping with gorgeousness!!! One HAWT broad!!! Tony was at least smooth enough to get a drink out of her. However, we never did catch her name. You better believe we’ll be watching out for her, though!

To make his night even more interesting, he somehow convinced Amber that he was a qualified dueling instructor. We think his interest in her was much more superficial and selfish than wanting to help her become a better duelist!!! In fact, he got her to promise to make him dinner one night in exchange for “teaching” her! So in one night he got a drink bought for him from one HAWT chick and a promise of dinner from another!!!  You really just HAVE to admire his style, don’t you???

Oooooh! Did we note a hint of jealousy from Rix???  He was overheard questioning Hodge about rumors that she was seen giving “special attention” to Joex at the Warlord Tournament this past Monday night. After she reassured him that she only had eyes for him (Gag us!), the pair went on to attempt to convince SPEEDSTER Nova that he should make a play for Big Britches Erin!!! OMG!!! See, we’re not the only ones who would think this couple utterly FABULOUS!

Posted: March 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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