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A Mess of a Saturday!

By now you have heard the serious news reports about what went down at the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night. We really are shocked and dismayed by the behavior displayed by both the proponents of Prop 37 and the critics. We are not shocked that the Inn became the heart of the confrontation but we cannot believe that an official word has not come out from Panther in any of the news media outlets. We do hope that he makes his thoughts known on the matter soon.

We have debated how to handle the incident as serious journalism is not exactly what we do. We cannot, however, ignore that the incident happened and there’s a different account for every article or report that is out there. All we can do is report the information that our sources were able to report back to us.

The madness started when Darien, one of the leaders of the Prop 37 movement, began speaking to a ever growing crowd outside the Inn. The news outlets have estimated the crowd from anywhere from fifty to a thousand people but our sources are saying that it was somewhere in the range of one hundred to two hundred angry folks. This Darien fellow certainly knows how to get a crowd going because they were pretty darn livid!

Now even our sources can’t say who started the violence. There were punches swung from the mob but there are also reports of gunfire from those who were in the Inn. Everything got violent so quickly that it’s hard to say who started the violence.

We hear that Prof. Jolyon tried to reason with the crowd and, in particular, Darien but reason and logic didn’t seem to be on anyone’s list of priorities. Evidently, Prof. Jolyon even took a pretty nasty blow to the head in the melee that ensued. We do hear that he will be fine and that is great news!

Poor Rekah got caught up in the mob and was shoved to the ground in the chaos. We hear that she even lost consciousness for several minutes. After being pulled from the crowd by a priest and Sassy Serena and then tended to by The Many Faces of Fio, we hear that she was alert and doing well. T.M.F.O. Fio was quite frantic when she initially saw Rekah getting pulled into the fray. In fact, we hear that she even began to run out from the relative safety of the Inn after her friend until she saw that the unknown priest and Sassy Serena had it under control. T.M.F.O. Fio and Rekah are such dear girls! And maybe Sassy Serena’s turning around herself!

Things got particularly bad when SLUTtacious Darcy completely fell apart because her brother, David, was unable to make it into the Inn when the violence started. We hear that David was able to escape unhurt but SLUTtacious Darcy was a sobbing mess. Ryan dashed back into the crowd to look for David but came out with a little girl that he saved from being trampled. Major brownie points in our book!

Mega Mom Icer did NOT help matters. However, we think she had good intentions. The crowd was definitely intimidated by her which made them even more aggressive. When fires start being lit she blew ice on them. Obviously, the crowds were further enraged by the show of magic. Matters for M.M. Icer have got even worse in the days that followed that incident. Our sources are working hard to get accurate information on that so that we may relay that to you.

Keeper Neo was part of the crowd attempting to calm things down. We hear that his voice too was drowned out by the crowd. Evidently his brother Jin and one of their friends actually played a major role in finally dispersing the mob. Word on the street is that some sort of empathy spell was placed on the mob. The scene that was left behind was definitely surreal. The number of casualties fluctuates depending on which source you choose to believe. Clearly, though, people died, people were injured.

Doc Eva and Manly Mason arrived after much of the crowd had dispersed. We hear that she looked over several of the dead but that, for the most part, those who were injured had left by the time she had arrived. Awful Ali, Lucky Lawyer Lucien, Hunky Hudson, and Queen of Class and Sass Sylvia were all late to arrive but when they did they were shocked by the scene and the events that had happened shortly before their arrival. Awful Ali, in particular, appeared quite distraught. We’re sure that it was because his wife, T.M.F.O. Fio, was caught up in the whole mess. Let us tell you, it was quite a hug that he gave her when he finally found her.

Rarely do we use this blog to make a stand but we feel that now we must. Many of us here at the Den of Gossip have seen beings face prejudice for merely being what they are in the countless cities we have been in. In fact, we have, unfortunately, faced some of that same prejudice. As a community at-large — both magical and not — we must stand shoulder to shoulder and refuse to allow this to continue!

Take care and stay safe!

Edited: September 12th, 2009

Little Big Locke Saturday!

Reality Check Brandon was back to work Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn trying to keep Playboy Shane from falling victim to those darn wiley women! He was overheard on yet another diatribe about SLUTTACIOUS Darcy. REAL Gypsy Lilli (we’ve decided to call her that because there’s a lot of people that run around calling themselves gypsies but that girl is like fresh off the caravan gypsy) tried to stand up a bit for S. Darcy but R.C. Brandon was hearing none of it. We’re not entirely sure where he’s going with this one as to date we haven’t seen him approve of a single female. This is RhyDin, R.C. Brandon! There’s a million and one good women. Which one is going to be??? Just let us know! We’ll make it happen!

It seems that Playboy Shane is listening to R.C. Brandon because after R.C. Brandon called her worse insults than even we feel comfortable laying out, Playboy Shane did not defend his lady love but instead left with R.C. Brandon. Coooold. Very, very cold. We hate to feel sorry for SLUTTACIOUS Darcy but she can do better than a guy who ditches her like that.

It seems a couple more of Icer’s progeny has hatched as she told Marvelous Mira. Marvelous Mira seemed disappointed that the young were back at Le Dragon Cave and not there for her to play with. Ha! We’re sure that M. Mira can get an invitation back to Le Dragon Cave because Icer’s seriously got to need the babysitting help. That dragon-lady has just GOT to stop having kids.

Cutie Carley was with her newest handsome companion — an elf who seems to go by Cy. Very good-looking, Cutie Carley! We here at the Den of Gossip totally approve! We hear that our foul-mouthed little favorite had some… uh… choice comments about Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s… well, little Locke, if you know what we’re saying. L.B.B. Locke didn’t seem to appreciate her commentary and invited her into the bathroom with him when he went to check out “little Locke” (or “Little Big Locke” as he seemed to be contending) for herself. Head into the bathroom she did! And with a SLINGSHOT! Evidently, L.B.B. Locke’s cry could be heard well into the common room.

The prank got her a stern talking to from Queen of Class Sylvia who was there attempting to have a quiet drink with her Hunky Hudson. As seems to be a common trend with them, Hunky Hudson could not stay long without being called away by a messenger! What a bummer! Must be the story of Q.O.C Sylvia’s life these days! He certainly laid quite the cute little kiss on her before he left though. Le sigh. These two are ALMOST enough to turn the whole lot of us here at the Den of Gossip into a bunch of sappy romantics. ALMOST.

Den Mama Sid! No lie! Den Mama Sid was seen behind the bar late Saturday night catching up with her dear friend Q.O.C. Sylvia. It seems like D.M. Sid is everyone’s “dear friend”, though. As usual, she was acting a bit eccentric — fading in and out of view covered in sparkles, cursing some unknown sorcerer, and talking of bouncy castles. What are you going to do??? That’s Den Mama Sid and you can’t help but love her and all her beautiful eccentricities.

The basement Arena was busy with activity Saturday night! Sweetheart S’jira and Head Pussy Panther were seen canoodling! COUGHMARRYHERCOUGHCOUGH! While Brale Brother Baker seemed to accidently wander a floor lower. One bar is just like any other to him, we suppose. He was belly up to the bar pounding down the mugs of ale and verbally accosting any woman who would stop and chat. One classy dude!

We do hear that he actually managed to have a somewhat coherent conversation with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell. The pair talked of life, love, and the event the previous night! It seems that B.B. Baker drummed it down to a night full of “stuffy bastards”. We sure hope he wasn’t refering to us! OMG! We’d be so sad! It seems that he was upset that yours truly didn’t say hi to him. We are sure we overlooked a few but we were oh-so nervous about performing a wedding! So to make up for it…. hiiiii, Brale Brother Baker!!! Cutie Carley or one of our other regular readers, make sure B.B. Baker sees our little shout out to him!

Edited: June 27th, 2009

The Grind Saturday!

How can you not but love Brale Brother Baker??? He NEVER gives up!!! That sort of stick-to-it-ness would be downright dangerous if he put it towards a constructive hobby. We hear that he spent the early part of Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn belly up to the bar and trying to convince Queen of Class Sylvia that what he really needed to make his aching back better was a good, solid rubdown. Q.O.C. Sylvia never gave him that rubdown just in case you were wondering!

We bet that she would have given Hudson a back rub! The two were later spotted hanging out together and were as cozy as always! We never would have pegged him for a romantic but we hear that he bought a lovely bouquet of flowers from Marvelous Mira from Q.O.C. Sylvia! He seems to be quite the catch! Get it??? Fisherman? Catch?

Head Pussy Panther was in the Inn talking to Sex Pot Kitty about a nice rack!!! Okay, okay. So it was a buck’s rack, not a woman’s. We’re absolutely sure that S.P. Kitty would rather be chatting about a woman’s! S.P. Kitty wisely became quite silent when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee began questioning Head Pussy Panther on when he would be settling down with S’jira. H.P. Panther seemed a bit uncomfortable with the questioning! Wow! They’ve been together FOREEEEVVVEEERRR…. at least in RhyDin terms! H.P. Panther must have some serious commitment issues. He better be careful. That woman is HAWT and there’s always the chance that she’ll be snatched away from him!

OMG! What in the world was Awful Ali doing to The Many Faces of Fio??? There was some serious hardcore grinding going on!!! As they were bumping hips they were also whispering in each other’s ears. Those two just keep getting closer and closer. We think S.P. Kitty should be warning her away from him but she was too busy flirting with Jace and catching up with Icer. A. Ali and T.M.F.O. Fio have moved on from harmless flirting to behavior that is quite inappropriate in public for a young lady! Although, we doubt that either of them worries much about T.M.F.O. Fio’s reputation.

Edited: May 21st, 2009

Home Safe and Sound Saturday!

We don’t know where YOU were Saturday night but yours truly and Intern Hot to Trot headed to a fabulous dinner party at the mansion on Overlord Island, hosted by Overlord Tormay and our Darling Taneth!!! We cannot even tell you what a fabulous evening it was with such delightful company! O.D. Taneth made a fine spread of food fit for a king (or the Gossip GangSTAR which is just as good). We’re thankful for their fine hospitality and so honored to get an invite to one of their very popular about dinner parties!

Whooooa! When someone made mention of Caine as Michiko’s “mate” she replied that he was not “yet”!!! Moving a little quickly, are we??? Now, ladies, this is just the type of behavior that sends men running STRAIGHT for the closest exit. Let a man get to know you before you start putting such pressures on his shoulders. Seriously, if the women of this town took our advice there would be a lot fewer of them dumped and many more successful marriages. We should open a school for all of these troubled young ladies!

Smoldering Sylvia got all the details about Sex Pot Kitty’s wedding straight from the source! We regret that Smoldering Sylvia could not have made it almost as much as Smoldering Sylvia does. Wouldn’t you have just LOVED to see her dress??? Not a soul missed that smile on her face when Hunky Hudson walked into the room! They were overheard making plans for him to come visit her and the children before they leave town once again. We LOVE that her children LOVE him!

Hudson had some fantastic news to share!!! It seems that Johnny has FINALLY showed up! Poor, dear Sianna must be beside herself happy. We’re thankful he’s alive, of course, after all the rumors of his demise but we sure hope he has a darn good explanation for abandoning his wife and newborn twins!!!

BLUE Mish was right back to hitting on the female tenders Saturday night! This time his target was Den Mama Sid who wasn’t in danger of having her pants charmed off her either! Luckily, for BLUE Mish that girl, Eleanor, was around once again for him to flirt with. Must be Spring Fever that’s got their hormones all in a buzz!

Edited: March 29th, 2009

Kiss Heard ‘Round RhyDin Friday!

Banana Rama Bree is evidently back in town and it hasn’t taken long for her to go back to her trouble-making ways! She was engaged in quite the liplock with Old Man Tass Friday night in the Inn! We hear that it had something to do with healing her.  Yeeaaaah, right! O.M. Tass then moved onto Aja and finally Booze Sis Hina to complete the rounds. We hear that Lucky Lang declined. We sure hope he took notes! O.M. Tass is better at getting the ladies’ attention than some made-up girlfriend!

In the category of “This Certainly Won’t Help Him Get Elected” it seems that Mini-Franker Cor fell asleep on the bar only to be pranked by Derby Girl Sami! We hear that she made his face her only little sketch pad. To make matters worse, she undressed him and put him in a teddy. Classy! Well, every politician has their very own sex scandal! We have a feeling that Deliciously Sinful Sin’s will be FABULOUSLY skanky!

Speaking of the skanky one, he was certainly in rare form!!! Maybe it was the whole TGIF Fever that had seeped into his bones but D.S. Sin certainly had eyes for EVERYTHING that was on the move! He was seen kissing NAKED Mishka in a booth and NAKED Mishka wrapped his legs around him. But that wasn’t the end of it! He was also seen staring at Rebekah’s rear end as she walked across the common room.

Sylvia was seen chatting with Prof. Jolyon Friday night by the hearth and we’re all wondering if she was relating him the story of her downright STEAMY kiss with Hunky Hudson two nights prior! Our sources evidently missed it (and we have punished them for that) but word got to us anyway of the FANTASTIC kiss! EVERYBODY is in a buzz over it! It’s the Kiss Heard ‘Round RhyDin! We’re so thrilled that these two are FINALLY together! Now that they’re together, we sure hope that they STAY together.

Our sources did hear, however, that Prof. Jolyon was briefly considering accompanying her on her journey but later had to bow out as he remembered a date with Real Estate Mogul Rena to watch a duel. Not the most romantic date in the world but give Prof. Jolyon a little time. He’ll come around.

That little leprachaun, who we found out is named Seamus, is making quite the splash with RhyDin’s finest! He already has SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee thrilled with his rainbow-icious fun and he was also seen feeding Chief Mischief Maker Eless a couple fine lines! We hear that C.M.M. Eless was even blushing! Better watch your girl, Connar, or you may lose her to a leprechaun! That would be embarrassing!

Marvelous Maeve! We totally HEART her! She was in an excellent mood because her crocs had “warbled” (whatever that means) and were busy building nests. Well…. great, we think! She was also showing quite a lot of interest in how politics are conducted in RhyDin considering where she comes from the rulers are usually those with the most money and scariest weapons. Considering the number of political refugees in this city, we don’t think she’s the only one that’s glad that isn’t how things are done here in RhyDin!

Supposedly, Potter Piper was seen in the Inn laaaate into the night. OMG! ARE YOU KIDDING US???? Sorry, Kid Not-Doc Anya, we’ll use our inside voice. Are you kidding us?!?! Evidently she did not stay too long and only had time to chat with Real Estate Mogul Rena and Chief Mischief Maker Eless. We sure hope that she stops by again some time very soon. WE MISS HER!!!

Edited: March 29th, 2009