No Crying Monday!
Elite Eleanor is quite the popular girl these days! She was spotted Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn with Brale Brother Reap… who we can only assume is her man now. Awful Ali was seen chatting with her and asking her for lessons in armed combat, particularly with swords, in exchange for a bottle of vodka. Eleanor was game and the lessons began immediately out front of the Inn. We’d love to know why he has the sudden interest in sword-play. He was seen looking quite sore and a bit worse for wear. Could he be doing it for protection? Or does he plan on becoming active in the Inn’s basement Arena as several of his friends have?
Rowdy Rekah, The Many Faces of Fio, and Lil’ Bit Lirssa were all on hand to watch the lessons go down after a gift exchange. We hear that Rekah got some fabulous rainbow colored leggings from Lirssa! Too cute! Anyway, The Many Faces of Fio tried to get Lirssa to put on shoes but try as she may Lirssa still ran out barefooted. Who would have ever thought that T.M.F.O. Fio would have to get all motherly and serious??? Having Lirssa in her household might actually be good for her! She certainly has seemed more together since Lirssa came to live with them.
So… we weren’t sure how to address it, especially on the news of such high profile deaths as of late and without knowing exactly what happened, but according to our sources Jade has been killed…. by her husband, Dakota. Yeah. Crazy, isn’t it??? From what our sources have gathered, Dakota stabbed some box in the middle of the Inn which caused Jade to burst into flames. Rumor has it that Chief Mischief Maker Eless was actually on hand to witness the whole thing go down. The public is a bit stunned and Dakota is supposedly in hiding while the death is being investigated. Icer and her daughter, Serenity, were told of the news of their “sister” and “aunt” respectively on Monday night and was quite broken up over it. Pretty tragic situation if it does turn out to be true.
For the record, THERE IS NO CRYING IN DUELING! Seriously, people, we would think that would be quite obvious but evidently Neo needs to be told. Yeah, you read that right! Neo of all people! He was seen getting a bit teary-eyed Monday night in the Outback when his girlfriend, Hot Mess Kelathe, was seen giving him some sort of ring. We hear that it’s that ancient sign of eternity. You know the one with the snake eating its own tail??? Romantic. Evidently Neo was quite moved by the gift and these two seem to be going stronger than ever. We’re getting a little frightened that Kel might actually be turning Neo into an over emotional mess too. Say it ain’t so!
The great thing about when Dris is on the couch calling duels is that you know when two hotties come along looking for a duel they will end up in the pool! Therefore, it’s not at all surprising that the match between the Wrecking Crew’s Hot Toddy Tical and Super Slick Psly got the pair shirtless and wet. We hear that it attracted quite the female audience! The pool doesn’t get used enough these days! It always creates such HOTNESS! Ladies, be sure to tip Dris well and we bet that you’ll see some more of your favorites head to it in the very near future.
Well, with the rumors that Jewell and the Dread Kidd Pirate Stephen might have possibly been working on their differences, we expected to see… well, we suppose he was just what we expected to see. Our sources say that he definitely looked morose and was doing some serious heavy drinking. However, there was that Diana woman drinking with him and she was also seen leaving with him. We’re were a little surprised at first to hear that he was spotted in the company of a woman so soon after his ex-wife’s death but he’s just the type to bury his pain in cheap booze and cheaper women.
Edited: December 31st, 2009