No Crying Monday!

Elite Eleanor is quite the popular girl these days! She was spotted Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn with Brale Brother Reap… who we can only assume is her man now. Awful Ali was seen chatting with her and asking her for lessons in armed combat, particularly with swords, in exchange for a bottle of vodka. Eleanor was game and the lessons began immediately out front of the Inn. We’d love to know why he has the sudden interest in sword-play. He was seen looking quite sore and a bit worse for wear. Could he be doing it for protection? Or does he plan on becoming active in the Inn’s basement Arena as several of his friends have?

Rowdy Rekah, The Many Faces of Fio, and Lil’ Bit Lirssa were all on hand to watch the lessons go down after a gift exchange. We hear that Rekah got some fabulous rainbow colored leggings from Lirssa! Too cute! Anyway, The Many Faces of Fio tried to get Lirssa to put on shoes but try as she may Lirssa still ran out barefooted. Who would have ever thought that T.M.F.O. Fio would have to get all motherly and serious??? Having Lirssa in her household might actually be good for her! She certainly has seemed more together since Lirssa came to live with them.

So… we weren’t sure how to address it, especially on the news of such high profile deaths as of late and without knowing exactly what happened, but according to our sources Jade has been killed…. by her husband, Dakota. Yeah. Crazy, isn’t it??? From what our sources have gathered, Dakota stabbed some box in the middle of the Inn which caused Jade to burst into flames. Rumor has it that Chief Mischief Maker Eless was actually on hand to witness the whole thing go down. The public is a bit stunned and Dakota is supposedly in hiding while the death is being investigated. Icer and her daughter, Serenity, were told of the news of their “sister” and “aunt” respectively on Monday night and was quite broken up over it. Pretty tragic situation if it does turn out to be true.

For the record, THERE IS NO CRYING IN DUELING! Seriously, people, we would think that would be quite obvious but evidently Neo needs to be told. Yeah, you read that right! Neo of all people! He was seen getting a bit teary-eyed Monday night in the Outback when his girlfriend, Hot Mess Kelathe, was seen giving him some sort of ring. We hear that it’s that ancient sign of eternity. You know the one with the snake eating its own tail??? Romantic. Evidently Neo was quite moved by the gift and these two seem to be going stronger than ever. We’re getting a little frightened that Kel might actually be turning Neo into an over emotional mess too. Say it ain’t so!

The great thing about when Dris is on the couch calling duels is that you know when two hotties come along looking for a duel they will end up in the pool! Therefore, it’s not at all surprising that the match between the Wrecking Crew’s Hot Toddy Tical and Super Slick Psly got the pair shirtless and wet. We hear that it attracted quite the female audience! The pool doesn’t get used enough these days! It always creates such HOTNESS! Ladies, be sure to tip Dris well and we bet that you’ll see some more of your favorites head to it in the very near future.

Well, with the rumors that Jewell and the Dread Kidd Pirate Stephen might have possibly been working on their differences, we expected to see… well, we suppose he was just what we expected to see. Our sources say that he definitely looked morose and was doing some serious heavy drinking. However, there was that Diana woman drinking with him and she was also seen leaving with him. We’re were a little surprised at first to hear that he was spotted in the company of a woman so soon after his ex-wife’s death but he’s just the type to bury his pain in cheap booze and cheaper women.

Edited: December 31st, 2009

The Other Woman Sunday!

If we’re Awful Ali, we’re kinda hating on Deliciously Sinful Sin. He’s awfully close with The Many Faces of Fio… perhaps just a bit tooooo close, if you know what we’re saying. Our sources spotted them together in the Red Dragon Inn in the early hours of Sunday evening, giving each other quite the cozy little farewell as D.S. Sin went to watch the Warlord Tournament and T.M.F.O. Fio stayed behind. There’s a dynamic to this friendship that’s juuuust a little left of center!

Who was that guy with Madison last night? They seemed awfully chummy! Did she go and fall for somebody while we were away??? We hear that the pair sat and chatted with one of her friends for a while and then he was overheard asking her if she wanted to go get some dinner with him. CUTE! The pair left together hand-in-hand. Wow! We didn’t think Madison had it in her but she seems to have snagged a pretty nice guy. We’re going to keep our eyes out for these two and see if we can catch his name!

Lang was overheard telling TRASH-tastic Jade and Mega Mom Icer that his wife is pregnant! And evidently he’s the father! Crazy, no??? We’re not sure how long demon babies incubate but we sure hope it’s a good long while. The one thing that RhyDin does not need any more of is demon babies. Or dragon hatchlings! But, thankfully, news came in last night that TRASH-tastic Jade was overheard saying that M.M. Icer told her that she would be having no more babies! Thank the Lord! Take care of the ones you’ve got, Mama!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa is evidently STILL grounded. Are we the only ones that find this highly amusing??? Seriously, Awful Ali and T.M.F.O. Fio deserve some sort of medal of honor for managing to get L.B. Lirssa to listen! Shy was overheard by our sources asking L.B. Lirssa if Awful Ali and T.M.F.O. Fio knew she was tending bar while grounded and evidently she is allowed to maintain her responsibilities. We just want to pinch her cheeks. She’s too cute all being treated like the kid she is!

Elite Eleanor has not stopped down her path of booze and men that are bad for her. She was AGAIN seen at the bar drinking and flirting with Brale Brother Reap. We are hearing, however, that he has been on his best behavior with her. Relatively speaking, of course. This pairing still leaves us completely at a loss but if he makes Elite Eleanor happy…. Whatever. The good news is that B.B. Reap is juuuust smart enough to know that Elite Eleanor could stab him in the gut before he even put his dukes up!

Later into the night, things got a bit crazy in the Inn as they have a tendency of doing. We’re not sure of the details but we do know that it involved Lil’ Bit Lirssa sternly lecturing the patrons, Shy accidently firing off a shotgun in the middle of the Inn, Lucky Lawyer Lucien dragging an unconcious elf out of the Inn by his feet, and Crazy Train Tara running around with a toy robot. We hear that Dean asked L.L. Lucien if this type of thing happens a lot around her and he replied, “This is RhyDin.” OMG! WE LOVE HIM!

By the way, L.L. Lucien (who’s cadre of irresponsible women that he seems responsible for is rivaled only by Awful Ali) had quite the run in with C.T. Tara. It seems that C.T. Tara was told by Lil’ Bit Lirssa that L.L. Lucien has a ‘girlfriend’!!! C.T. Tara was PISSED and demanded to know the woman’s name! It’s too bad she doesn’t read our blog or she would have known YESTERDAY already! L.L. Lucien refused to tell her but we have a feeling that C.T. Tara will find out soooooon enough! We just have to wonder what L.L. Lucien is going to do to protect his new gal pal because C.T. Tara will make her regret the day she ever laid eyes on him.

Edited: December 7th, 2009

Drooooling Tuesday!

We hear that there was a Stitch spotting Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He was seen chatting with the fabulous Maeve and asking her if her man Ethan has been behaving himself. We heard that Maeve was quick to say that he was indeed and that she seemed quite taken by him. We almost wish that he wasn’t. Wouldn’t it be FANTASTIC to see Stitch go all over protective big brother on Ethan’s ass!!! We do have to admit that we are awfully glad that he’s making Maeve happy.

TRASH-tastic Jade’s husband (yeah, we still can’t believe it either), Dakota, was spotted strutting his stuff on into the Inn laaaate Tuesday night. We hear that he had given up hope on his wife coming back into town and was consoling himself on PAARTY Girl Chase’s shoulder! You heard us right, Reality Check Brandon! He seemed pretty broken up that TRASH-tastic Jade “left him”. He wasn’t upset enough not to be droooooling over P.G. Chase, though! Interestingly enough, we just got a letter a day or two ago from TRASH-tastic Jade herself saying she was back in town! Only time will tell how this will work itself out!

Edited: May 25th, 2009

SPOTTED Saturday!

You know you just can’t live with out it! It’s time for another round of….

Spotted:

- Booze Sister TRASH-tastic Jade!!!! No lie! She actually looked kind of pretty too! She was in a simple off-the-shoulder black dress with a pair of down right fabulous black pumps. She hung out for a while and chatted quietly with friends, including Psycho Skid, leaving our sources wondering if it was truly her! We must admit that if this is the new TRASH-tastic Jade, we love her!

- a bit of an awkward situation as Theriot, Caitlin’s new man was introduced to her old man, Aaric! We love when past and present lovers get introduced! It should be turned into a fabulous game show! We’d be a great host for that show. Anyway, Caitlin seemed more than a little uncomfortable but never faltered in her choice of Theriot.

- Kid Not-Doc Anya hanging out most of the night at the bar during Merchant Antonio’s shift. She even stole a couple kisses from him during his down time. Clearly, she’s sending a message loud and clear to the women of RhyDin — that’s HER MAN and you better keep your dirty hands off of him! She should get a blinking neon sign to hang around his neck that says “Property of K.N.D. Anya”!

- BLUE Mish and Caine having a pretty serious argument over Michiko. When Michiko jumped in to stop their bickering, we hear that Mish made a very real plea (or at least real by his standards) to get back together with her! Caine got pretty ticked and stormed out of the Inn and in the end he won out! Poor BLUE Mish! Somebody should get on soothing his broken heart! Pronto!

- Skylar and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell discussing her returning some of his things. Now we’ve heard of exs giving back the box of stuff after a break-up…. but after coming back from the dead??? Odd. Only in RhyDin! It’s why we HEART this city!

- Sex Pot Kitty dunking Doc Eva and Manly Mason in her cleavage. Wowzers! Is this her way of asking them to join her and Old Man Tass for a foursome??? Don’t you see S.P. Kitty and O.M. Tass as that troubling couple that join a nudist colony and play shuffleboard in their birthday suits when they get old and wrinkled???

- further proof that Awesome Alain and Saucy Serena have indeed called it quits! Saucy Serena and Prof. Jolyon were seen chatting at a table together. The conversation looked awfully friendly! Both seemed a wee bit on the tired side! Could they have had a late night???

Edited: March 24th, 2009

Acceptance Wednesday!

We hear that Booze Sister TRASH-tastic Jade was in the Red Dragon Inn last night discussing her upcoming nuptials!How many different weddings to different men has this woman planned now??? She’s becoming such a expert on wedding planning that she should just enter the industry and make some money off of her well-practiced skills! We hear that the TRASH-tastic one told Psycho Skid and Lana that she is wearing a white dress on her big day. Oh, reaaaaally? Isn’t that just a slap in the face of tradition? Or does she really think there’s a soul in this city that would believe her to be a virginal bride? Ha!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee found herself a new young admirer… evidently this one is QUITE young! We’re told he isn’t even ten years old yet. Iiiiiinteresting. We always knew SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee liked her men young but that’s some serious cradle robbing! Her young friend was quite possessive of the beauty and was assuring the patrons that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee would someday be his bride. Kids these days….

Wow! Quite a few of the formerly beautiful women of RhyDin are rolling around here like BLOATED WHALES!!! Case in point, AJ was seen in the Inn last night looking incredibly pregnant. Isn’t it about time she popped??? We can’t wait to see what her little munchkin looks like. We hear that she was looking QUITE uncomfortable. Poor thing!

There was some sort of commotion later in the evening that left HAWTIE Bachelor Antonio injured! No worries as there were quite a few single women in the Inn at the time and we know that they’d never let such a sexy, wealthy, sophisticated man go down! We hear that it was Maranya who stepped in to patch up H.B. Antonio’s wounds with Chief Mischief Maker Eless looking on. We’re still not entirely convinced through their friendly demeanor that there isn’t some delicious love triangle playing out behind the scenes!

….However, we have heard that our dear, sweet C.M.M Eless was overheard this past weekend saying that if yours truly really wanted to see her married then we should marry her ourselves! Was that a proposal??? WE ACCEPT, OF COURSE!

OMG! OMG! Was that truly Cowboy Jake that was spotted last night in the Outback with Hawtie Hodge??? If so, we love that combination! We don’t have any other details other than the pair entered together. Cowboy Jake has certainly had hung his cowboy hat on the bed posts of numerous fine female specimens so we certainly wouldn’t put it past him!

Edited: November 6th, 2008