It seems that the fight for custody is STILL going on between Psycho Skid and Booze Sis Hina! Ren was overheard Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn lecturing Psycho Skid about the need for a boy to spend time with his mother. Ugh! Isn’t it time for Psycho Skid and B.S. Hina to enter into some sort of mediation??? This fight has been going on for far too long and it can’t be good for the boy!!! Get it together, kids!

After Psycho Skid vacated the Inn it was a full on Booze Sister party! Booze Sis Hina twiddled her thumbs as she waited for Frat Boy Quinn to show…. which he never did. TRASH-tastic Jade actually TURNED DOWN Lang’s offer to bend her over the bar and spank her, saying that her “boyfriend” would be pissed! We wonder if he’ll be equally pissed about the guy she was macking on several days before. And even Booze Sis Mack was there with her new man whose name we hear is Wyatt. We hear that this guy’s tamed her ways a bit. We’ll certainly have to keep an eye open for that!

It seems that Booze Sis Hina isn’t the only one of these girls having custody issues! She was later overheard discussing TRASH-tastic Jade’s situation with her. It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade and her baby’s “daddy”, Michale, had it out over custody as well! Jade has banned him from seeing their little girl. With the mess that Hina’s currently going through, the topic so upset B.S. Hina that she ended up storming out of the Inn in the middle of the conversation! Smooth move, TRASH-tastic One! Does she think about anyone outside herself??? Poor Booze Sis Hina. How did she get wrapped up with these nut jobs???

Crazy Train Tara was overheard saying that her new husband wants her pregnant. ZOMG! Please say it ain’t so! These two certainly should not be allowed to reproduce. The thought of having children was secondary of course to C.T. Tara’s goal to find a way into the bed of Anubis! Seriously, we’re just waiting for the day when his crazy wife shows up and GOES OFF!!!

Speaking of C.T. Tara, she was none to happy with Ranger Hawk! It seems that he and Amthy stumbled on a particularly grisly scene and she was a bit upset that he hadn’t shielded her from it. We hear that Amthy was quite upset! Hawk, Hawk, Hawk! Even we now know Forsaken Blade Rule Number One!!! You’ve got to read our blog (or the printed version) and stay informed!

What in the world?!?!? Is Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert no more??? Who is this strange man in his place??? Robert was seen looking quite clean and fresh Wednesday night. He even had toned down his act drastically, saying that he does not engage in orgies anymore as he has turned over a new leaf! We are shocked! So was Chief Mischief Maker Eless whom he asked to sniff him to make sure he was smelling nice. We’re dying to know what lady (because you know it HAS to be a lady) that has struck him so deeply that he’d change his ways!!!

Two of our absolute favorites — S’jira and Aaric — were seen chatting quietly by the hearth. We can see how these two would get along swimmingly but we will not buy into any of the seedier reports that there may have been some chemistry between the pair! S’jira seems so head-over-heels about Head Pussy Panther and, last we heard, Aaric was getting ready to live in sin with the lovely Caitlin. Still, though, what we wouldn’t give to be a third in that conversation! We’re sure it was deliciously polite and refined!

Perhaps rumors of Taneth’s personality change were false! Or perhaps it was merely a woman that looked a great deal like her! We hear that she was acting perfectly Taneth-like in the Inn while eating fruit dipped in cream and discussing dancing with the lovely Cieara. Both ladies also noticed the change in Robert’s appearance and complimented him on it! Robert was even able to manage polite conversation with the ladies! Could it be one of them that has captured his heart???

The flirting between Antonio and Chief Mischief Maker Eless is really just delightful! The pair were at it again, we hear, late into the night as they sat and chatted together. The chemistry is only building between these two and we’re sure that very soon they’ll be a delicious explosion of it!!! Can’t deny the spring time romance bug!!! This is gearing up to be one hot, sizzling summer!

News of Jesse’s return was the talk of the Outback Wednesday night! Warlizard and Baron of Battlefield Park Bran was overheard telling Luscious Lydia all about Jesse’s massive ego. In fact, he said that Jesse makes SMOKIN’ Sartan “look like a boy ssscout”! Even Luscious Lydia had to agree that it sounded a bit scary…. Of course, the topic didn’t linger on her mind very long. Instead, she started talking about how humble Cute Single Dad Bane is despite having also won a Diamond. Gag me now, Lydibane!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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What in the world is wrong with Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade??? Certainly we’re used to her trashy ways but we hear that she entered the Red Dragon Inn Monday night wearing a “dress” that just barely had enough fabric to cover the necessary parts. It was over the top even for her! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean were both more than a little concerned about her choice of clothing and vacant expression we hear.

Potter Piper was seen chatting with Sylvia and Hudson about the Merry Mischief’s kite flying event! We hear that the event is to take place this Monday in the Glen at two in the afternoon! How fabulous! Both ladies certainly seemed excited about the event. Knowing those mischief makers, it’ll certainly be a fun afternoon of merriment! We wonder if The Hud is into kite flying! We’re starting to suspect that he’ll be into it if Sylvia is into it!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was all about the kites as well Monday night! It seems she’s trying to raise awareness for the faaaabulous hobby! She was even overheard trying to convince Guthorm to come to the event. We’re not so sure he’s the kite flying type but major props to Eless for giving it a go!

Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena expressed their surprise when Tiny Tucker showed up to take a shift behind the bar as Monday nights aren’t typically a day that he’s been known to tend bar. Tiny Tucker was overheard saying that he was in need of a “change of pace”! We wonder if this has something to do with the major blow up he had with Doc Eva. Speaking of which, there have been absolutely no Doc Eva sightings that we know of since that night! We sure hope she’s okay!

Just when we were staaaaarving for a SUUUUPER Des spotting, she was seen Monday night in the Outback calling duels. Even more interesting, however, was WHO she was calling duels for! It seems that Jesse, the cocky pain in the neck himself, is back!!! OMG!!! Lock up your womenfolk! The boy’s on the prowl! He was seen talking smack with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt in a ring and showed the old Gov a thing or two!

The trash talking didn’t end there! Jesse was later seen “catching up” with SMOKIN’ Sartan…. which just seemed to be an hour period of the pair exchanging blows in a ring and insults outside of it. We’re so glad Jesse’s back!!! The boy’s just MADE for good drama!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wowzer!!! So much for dear Dakota, we suppose! TRASH-tastic Jade was getting her groove thing on with some unknown guy in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night! In fact, the pair were seen leaving together! We hear that Frat Boy Dean was in the room as well but did not even look her way. We wonder if he’s worried that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s floozy ways are another thing that she and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy have in common!

Crazy Train Tara and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell were spotted in the Inn discussing Forsaken Blades rule number one which is evidently “Amthy is not to know that bad things exist in the world”. We’re actually encouraged that the girls have a bit of common sense and decency! We love Amthy just the way she is and hope she never changes! At least it seems that C.T. Tara and L.M.A.M. Jewell can manage to be good friends to her!

Lana greeted Chief Mischief Maker Eless as she came in for her shift and asked her how everything was going for her. C.M.M. Eless responded with “better every day”! We wonder what that means! Certainly, she’s getting over her messy break-up with Bad Boy Will. We wonder if Antonio is helping her get over her heartache!!! Speaking of Antonio, he showed up not long after she started her shift and made a beeline for the bar. He joked with C.M.M Eless and the lovely Sylvia about needing a change of bedding but we’re wondering just how much reality was in that joke! He certainly seems to have eyes for C.M.M. Eless!

Gav was kept hopping behind the bar Sunday night! There were quite a few people getting a drink to forget that the week was coming in a few short hours! No SUUUUPER Des, unfortunately. We’re sad. It’s been far too long since we had a good SUUUUPER Des spotting. Bring back the Des, Gav!!!

Later into the evening, Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Annex during Fight Night to cheer Anubis on in his duel for the Madness Tournament! We hear that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was right there with her. Doesn’t L.M.A.M. Jewell owe it to her friend to try to talk her out of this strange obsession with Anubis???

It was evidently a DoD-er night in the Annex as DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er Rena, and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were all seen chatting at the bar! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit thick around the midsection and the trio were talking in hushed tones! Could it be??? Could DoD-er Koy really be sporting a baby bump??? We certainly hope not as she’s been spotted in the rings quite a few times in recent months! Our sources have been unable to confirm the news up until this point and we hear that her reps at the Heavenly Boutique are remaining mum on the issue!

Baroness of Dockside/Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was also in the Annex to cheer on her man, Leo. Unlike Anubis, Leo managed to move on into the next round of the tournament before joining Jaycy as she chatted with several of her old friends in Legendary Dalamar and CHUNKY Rix. We hear that Rix was complaining to Hottie Hodge about his nickname. He believes Ravishin’ Rix is more appropriate. We disagree. We do like ROLLIE POLLIE Rix, though!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTY-SIXTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Wolv and his bride-to-be, Fierce Ayly, in the Red Dragon Inn! We’re a sucker for Fierce Ayly sightings! It seems he’s still all eyes for her and who can blame him??? The pair had a drink and flirted shamelessly for quite a while before being joined by Ren and TRASH-tastic Jade for some boozing fun!

- Yummy Ewan slipping out to share a smoke and a quiet conversation with Awesome Alain! We have a feeling that the boys weren’t just gossiping! Yummy Ewan didn’t remain away long from the DIVINE Storm’s side! He’s certainly sticking more to her side these days which we find totally cute. We love men who wait on their pregnant wives!!!

- Crazy Train Tara lamenting that she’s no longer allowed to talk to Alysia due to that gigantic blow-up the night before! We still don’t understand what’s going on there but we’d take Alysia’s side ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!! That girl is scary! Crazy Train Tara certainly better think twice about which side she’s taking!

- Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell ordering some girl off the bar and to put her clothes back on! Who would have thought that L.M.A.M. Jewell would ever have the nerve to tell anyone to tone down their behavior!!! She got distracted, however, by Den Mama Sid who was acting awfully odd. We wonder what’s up with her! Iiiiinteresting!

- Awesome Alain talking quietly with a mystery blonde that most certainly was NOT Twin Spice! This new girl is quite pretty and definitely has that good girl vibe that we feel is more up Awesome Alain’s alley. The pair were even seen leaving the Inn together. We just knew he was keeping his options open!!!

- Antonio taking the next step to becoming close with Chief Mischief Maker Eless — joining her band of merry troublemakers! We hear that Eless was discussing possible membership for Antonio into the Merry, Mischief Making Misfits Clan (of which we’re told that we have an honorary membership)! You reel that handsome man in, C.M.M. Eless!!!

- Sylvia asking Antonio how to make his famed Passion drink with her rumored “close friend”, Hudson, sitting right there! Could she be planning on mixing up one of those drinks later for The Hud??? We certainly hope so! The two of them are adorable together! We have a feeling that his sis, Sianna would totally approve!

- Head Pussy Panther taking a moment to embrace his lovely S’jira in between scolding the likes of Crazy Train Tara and others before they moved from threats to violence! Poor Head Pussy Panther! Another night of trying to keep the Inn from becoming a battleground! We can see why he is totally addicted to the sense of serenity that S’jira offers!

- the delightful Miss Mercy drinking her rum and singing up a storm! We ADORE Miss Mercy sightings as well! We think it’s just about time she dusted herself off and jumped back into the dating game! Go for it, Miss Mercy!

- Krazy Kitty discussing her concerns for her sister and the events of the night before with her man, Tass. He seemed to listen intently to her concerns and offered advice quietly! That makes us like him a bit more! Krazy Kitty certainly needs a good listener in her life! Even though she doesn’t have the weight of the governorship anymore, she always seems to have a lot of concerns!

- Mini-Franker Cor downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena calling duels. He was joined by a very drunk Twin Spice! The pair didn’t talk much but after his shift they were seen leaving together! If you remember correctly, these two dated for quite some time last year! With Awesome Alain making the rounds, could Twin Spice also be open to rekindling an old flame???

- Soerl and Rena chatting it up in the Inn well into the night!!! Speaking of old flames, it’s been well documented that DoD-er Rena may have had a thing for Soerl quite some time ago. Soerl’s wife hasn’t been seen around lately. Could it be that he’s looking for a new love???

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Those Booze Sisters are just a load full of relationship drama and Thursday night was no exception! We hear the night started off with TRASH-tastic Jade complaining to Lyren about her ex, Frat Boy Tristan. It seems that Frat Boy Tristan hasn’t quite gotten over their break-up! Maybe one of these days TRASH-tastic Jade will learn that if she stops racking up ex-boyfriends, she’ll stop racking up the drama!

Booze Sis Hina didn’t stick around long enough to hear her out! She was all a-flutter upon spotting her own new man, Frat Boy Quinn. We totally blame Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean for causing all the Booze Sis/Frat Boy hooks-ups. Anyway, it seems that Hina still hasn’t figured out what an unreformed PLAYER Quinn is. She was seen taking off with him to “catch up”.

Bad Boy Wil was the topic of conversation ever so briefly in the Inn. Lana was quick to assure Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and Everybody’s Big Bro Brian that she is not at all interested in him in a romantic sort of way. We sooooo don’t buy it!!! You can keep feeding us the lines, girl, but we’re calling your bluff. The conversation came to a screeeeeeeching halt when Chief Mischief Maker Eless showed up on the scene to greet her friends! Eless went about charming the small crowd, especially E.B.B. Brian, as only Eless can! She’s delightful!

The topic came back up when Unwashed Pirate #1 Stephen walked through the door! After an obscenely disgusting display of affection with L.M.A.M. Jewell, he had to put his boot right into his mouth by telling Eless just what he thought of Bad Boy Wil. Le sigh! Can’t the poor woman catch a break???

As if their behavior wasn’t bad enough, it got worse! U.P. #1 Stephen FREAKED out when Crazy Train Tara entered with a very large snake. Isn’t U.P. #1 a vampire??? What a panzy! He became so frightened that he started vomiting! DISGUSTING! When a female patron rightly laughed at him for his ridiculous behavior, Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell FLIPPED HER WIG!!! She hollered at the poor girl before comforting her husband. Well, well, well… we know what we’re dressing up as at the next masquerade party!

Jolyon seems quite interested in RhyDin children. We’re dying to know why! Children are such little dirty rugrats and children in RhyDin always seem particularly dirty! We still fail to see the appeal. He was overheard quizzing Krazy Kitty about her little girl and her niece. He seems determined to study the youth of this city! Better him than us! We’ll stick to studying the celebrities, bar flies, and heiresses, thank you very much!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless is definitely a trouble maker! Her blatant flirting with Antonio is becoming quite well known. Antonio certainly doesn’t seem opposed to the attention. In fact, he was overheard asking her if he could ignite her passion when referring to the sinfully delicious drink that he often makes. Eless in return stated that she was becoming a “passion addict”. We must admit that we find these two delightful together! The pair were joined by Connar who has made clear his own passion for C.M.M. Eless in the past. It was certainly an interesting party as both men seemed quite eager to get in the lady’s good favor!

Taneth did her best to try to cheer Tiny Tucker up but it seems he was having none of it! He was only interested in downing bourbon!!! That argument with Doc Eva must have really rocked him because he certainly hasn’t seemed like the same lovable old Tiny Tucker! He tried to put up a brave front while chatting with Kynthia but she wasn’t buying the act either. He seems a bit on the heartbroken side and it makes us sad! Poor guy just couldn’t get a break either! He politely declined the attentions of a new girl named Candy when she hit on him and then got interrogated by Shylah as to how Doc Eva was doing. Poor guy! It just wasn’t his night!

We hear that Crazy Train Tara is finally going to get her night in paradise with Anubis. The pair have agreed to have sex and it was definitely the topic dominating C.T. Tara’s mind. Let’s just pray that it’s safe sex! We wonder what her new husband will think about this!

It was evidently Old Man Night in the Arena Thursday night! Legendary former Overlord Dalamar was seen chatting with Baron of the Old Market G’naughty G’nort about just how “great” G’naughty G’nort is! Dalamar gave him a chance to prove it in a ring. It was an awfully closely fought match but Dalamar pulled ahead finally by slashing the anti-slasher himself!!! The crowd was definitely thrilled with that! Dalamar didn’t look back after gaining that lead and proved why he’s still one of the best in the business!

Posted: May 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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After welcoming in spring at the events the night before, the second day of Beltane festivities was just as fabulous as the first! There was picnicking in the Glen, flower picking throughout the city and countryside, storytellers, musicians, and so much more! The evenings events were grand in and of themselves and it didn’t seem that there were many in the city that missed out in joining in! Even yours truly spent some time at the great affair!

Amber was seen manning one of the many games in which proceeds went to charity! Many of the city’s finest tried their hand at striking the mallet to see just how strong they were! We’re adamant that Amber is one of the GREATEST quiet beauties in this city. Love, love, love that girl!

We spent time in the seat of honor on the dunking booth and there was no short supply of people wanting to drop us into the watery depths below! Thankfully, Taneth was NOT one of these! She was there but was only interested in giving us a biiiiig hug. That girl gives GREEEEAAAT hugs by the way! We had her attention until she spotted Brian wandering through and was instantly excited to see him. We suppose we can’t fault her for that. Brian is one lovely piece of man meat even if he did need Jenai to kiss his ball for luck in order to dunk us!

May Queen Trinala also gave us a hug but couldn’t miss out on dunking us as well! No hard feelings, though. She made sure we had a towel at the end of the night and we even had a very fun discussion over pancakes later in the evening! She definitely made one heck of a May Queen! Her Green Man wasn’t in tow Saturday night but her boyfriend, Silas, was! This seems to be a relatively new relationship but he does make the May Queen quuuuuite happy!

There’s been quite a few rumors about the state of last year’s May Queen Amthy’s relationship with last year’s Green Man Hawk. He’s been seen spending a good deal of time with Therapist Chryrie lately. However, Amthy and Hawk seemed quite close as they wandered through the streets of the market Saturday night enjoying the Beltane festivities! These two are definitely an interesting pair and if they are indeed still together we’re dying to know why Hawk hasn’t popped the question yet! We were so expecting a Beltane wedding from the pair!

Amthy was thrilled to be there with Hawk but even more thrilled to run into her dear friend, Crazy Train Tara! We hear that Crazy Train Tara wanted to corner us for some reason or another. We shudder to think! Unfortunately (or fortunately?) we were stuck in the dunking tank weeeeell into the evening and if there is one thing that Crazy Train Tara doesn’t have, it’s patience! Another time, another time.

It seems that Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane are not, in fact, attached at the hip as we were beginning to suspect! The Luscious Lydia half of Lydibane was seen joking with DoD-er Rena and friends while they watched people test their strength! In fact, we haven’t seen Lydibane together in a while. We wonder if everything is still hunky dandy on that front!

PAARTY Girl Chase was super eager to send us for a swim and, after a couple tries (with all the alcohol that was probably in her system, we’re still wondering just how many targets she saw), she was successful! She let out quite the whoop of celebration. Nice to know we can make people happy! Psycho Skiddie and Bree weren’t too far behind her in the line. Although, Psycho Skid took much delight in sending us for a dip, Bree agreed to not dunk us in exchange for a cool nickname. We’ve decided on Banana Rama Bree because, well, she’s bananas but in a funky, fun sort of way! Banana Rama Bree it is!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen wandering through the crowds and socializing with his people! He, of course, had the lovely DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm who looked stunning in a green silk dress. The pair seemed quite lovey dovey as usual! They were even spied dancing and, surprisingly enough, MAN-tastic Matt is an awfully good dancer!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were both in the general vicinity and he was caught stealing a kiss after Twin Spice was done overseeing us serving out our sentence in the dunking tank. Yet, we hear that she also stole a couple furtive glances towards Tiny Tucker who was serving drinks nearby while Awesome Alain had a wandering eye as well. We’re still not quite sure what to think about all this! We do know that we’re slightly worried that we haven’t seen Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva together in some time!

We actually heard S’jira laugh out loud! And, we have to admit, we feel a bit of pride for being the cause of her laughter! Shockingly enough, S’jira has a bit of spitfire to her and was one of the last to line up to dunk us. She seemed quite pleased with herself to drop us and even though we were cold and wet we certainly can’t fault her. She’s absolutely adorable! Interestingly enough, the final thrower is S’jira’s complete opposite in the class department — TRASH-tastic Jade! We have to admit the night wouldn’t have been complete without being dunked by the TRASH-tastic One. She was demanding a new nickname but we will never budge!

After we had fully served out our sentence, we had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of the lovely Caitlin (who looked stunning in a flouncy yellow dress, by the by) and her man Aaric! It seems the pair are indeed back together and are thoroughly into one another! She was such a sweetheart and we are so pleased that things are turning out well for this couple. They certainly seem to deserve it!

The former Gov Krazy Kitty took over as the dunking booth’s victim once we were shown some mercy! We hear that she was definitely giving the crowd a show by wearing a WHITE t-shirt and short shorts! We cannot BELIEVE we missed that. Only in RhyDin would this woman be considered governor material! We do adore her so, though!

So the spring festivities are over until next year and, while we must admit that makes us a bit sad, we are thrilled to find out what the warm months of this year have in store for this crazy city!

Posted: May 10th, 2008 under Event.
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Girl talk, girl talk, girl talk! How we love girl talk! The trashier, the better! Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy engaged in a good dose of that Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn. The girls were overheard dishing about Dakota and it seems that TRASH-tastic Jade is quite taken by him. Despite her many relationships, we really haven’t heard of TRASH-tastic Jade doing a lot of gushing about her men in public so we’re almost interested to see where this leads!

It seems that Caitlin never made it to Beltane Friday night! Juuuust as she was walking down the stairs in a gorgeous mid-thigh yellow dress, she found the man she’d been looking for — Aaric! He seemed absolutely thrilled to hear the news that she is staying in RhyDin! As are we! He scooped her up to take her to a more private location for a more intimate chat. LOVE IT!

Playboy Demon Damien and his “sister” Booze Sis Hina were seen having a tense and awkward conversation in the Inn. When the Inn began to fill with those returning from the Beltane festivities, the pair decided to move their conversation elsewhere. After EVERYTHING that’s happened, we wonder what these two still have to talk about!

We hear that Bree was seen trying to separate Psycho Skid and Stitch who were having it out over some unknown matter. The pair of so-called friends were seen hollering at one another as well as shoving and pushing! What an odd pair of birds those two are! Bree lost interested and headed elsewhere until cooler heads prevailed. We’re telling you, that’s one smart chick!

Posted: May 4th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The Red Dragon Inn seemed almost a depressing place early Tuesday night! It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade was actually feeling a bit guilty over hurting Frat Boy Tristen! Jade??? Guilty??? You’re kidding us! While throwing down drinks to wash her guilt away, she took no heed to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee’s excellent advice to live and let live. In fact, the pair exchanged a few harsh words as SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee tried to snap the TRASH-tastic One out of her self-pity!

We just don’t like this Frat Boy Quinn and we certainly don’t like him spending time with Booze Sis Hina! Despite her connections with the other Booze Sisters, Hina’s actually got a bit of class…. or did until she started spending massive amounts of time with this boozing, commitment-ducking frat boy! She was seen throwing back shots of hard liquor in an attempt to “catch up” with him after joining him in one of his alcohol fests a bit late. In fact, we hear it was Hina who paid Amber for the frat boys drinks! Come on, Hina! Really, you can do better!

The lovely S’jira was seen in her usual quiet manner in the Inn. However, we hear that she appeared a bit concern. She had a quiet conversation with Eless that seemed to put her mind at ease somewhat. We also hear that the ladies discussed the break-up between Eless and Wil. Word on the street is that Eless might be just a wee bit bitter about how quickly Bad Boy Wil was able to move on! We suppose tigers can never change their stripes. We had hoped we were wrong about his inability to turn over a new leaf.

Have we mentioned lately just how afraid of Alysia we are??? Yes??? Well, we’re going to do it again. The woman is HAWT but SCARY!!! She was overheard telling several patrons of a fantastic cosmetic surgery she had which gives her retractable fangs. Oh, Lord! She evidently loves the ability to be able to thoroughly throw vampire hunters off their game. Uh, yeah, and on that note, Alysia is fabulously beautiful, classy, and an all-around good person. Think that’s enough to keep us on her good side???

Therapist Chryrie evidently has been telling people that she’s in need of a vacation from this town! What a bummer! She certainly hasn’t seemed happy as of late. Rumor is that her problems may stem back to the failure of her marriage. That’s enough to put anyone in a bit of a slump! We think she needs a tropical paradise vacation where she will be catered to by HAWT cabana boys! After that, she’ll be right back to her old form!

Later in the night Brale Brother Baker was overheard announcing that the new official RhyDin greeting with be the “Ass Pat”. DoD-er Eve was quite delighted with his proclamation while the rest of the patrons seemed amused but not too enthusiastic. Interestingly enough, it seems that Lord Brutin gets quite a kick out of the Inn’s biggest boozing couple! He was seen actually grinning when Eve referred to slaves as “freedomly challenged”. Well, at least they amuse him! We’d be quite sad if they annoyed him to the point of killing them!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTY-FIFTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Frat Boy Dean expressing frustration over Frat Boy Tristen’s heartbreak over TRASH-tastic Jade seeing other men. It seems that relationship is over before it even began. Frat Boy Dean didn’t see the big deal as he could always get a new “chew toy”. Classy. We wonder if he feels that Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy can be replaced as easily???

- Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade being cornered in a booth by Charlotte! OMG! OMG! OMG! After all that Dakota put Charlotte through, she can’t be happy that her dear friend Jade is now dating her ex. They kept their conversation low so we have no details. We would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one!

- Brian and his lovely wife Jenai seen spending some quality time together outside the house! It’s good that these two are back in town. Not only are they delicious but they’re also completely unpredictable! Love it! And we love that their marriage still seems to be going strong!

- Trinala telling Awesome Alain that she is currently dating one of his employees and later attempting to convince him to attend Beltane. He didn’t seem all that convinced. Can you even imagine Awesome Alain at Beltane??? Dark, dangerous, and handsome? Check, check, check. Festive, merry, and light? Most certainly not!

- Crazy Train Tara charming the menfolk! It seems time away from RhyDin hasn’t put any rust on her seduction techniques. She was overheard offering her…. er, services to Awesome Alain, Grem, and Psycho Skid. Grem was the only one who seemed quite against the idea! We feel there is some back story between the pair that we would love to know!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee telling Frat Boy Quinn that he seems “easy to domesticate” when he told her of his dislike for commitment! We’d love to see SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee break one of those frat boys in, wouldn’t you???

- Monica gushing to PAARTY Girl Atalanta who was tending bar about the many wonderful attributes of PAARTY Girl Chase! NOOOOOO! This girl is a goner! We hear that she’s quite the fan of Chase’s music and while we must admit that Chase is quite the musician, she’s just a GIANT mess! Mamas, don’t let your little girls grow up to be rock stars!

- Krazy Kitty gearing up to send us for a swim! No joke! It seems that she was overheard telling Eless just how much she’s looking forward to seeing us in the dunking booth for the Saturday Beltane festival! Well, it all goes to a good cause, right? We sure hope she’s planning on taking a turn in the seat of honor once our tour of duty is up! Wouldn’t the citizens of RhyDin like to see that???

- Therapist Chryrie hauling off and SLAPPING Psycho Skid for kissing her! That boy’s got some big ones! What makes us wonder even more for his sanity is that he actually seemed to enjoy the slap! He is definitely the interesting sort.

- Crazy Train Tara kissing Anubis! Good Lord! What is WRONG with that girl??? Isn’t it Krazy Kitty’s job to keep her in check??? Her fawning over him didn’t end there! She delivered him drinks and massaged his shoulders. We’re shocked that there are women that will do this by choice!

- Lord Brutin and Baker sharing a table together! Certainly an oddity in and of itself but to make matters even more curious (and amusing) the pair were discussing how one finds a good slave girl. They were joined by DoD-er Eve who only made the entire thing even more of a giant belly laugh! We almost feel badly for poor Lord Brutin for being subjected to those two!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that Aaric was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn for the first time in a while Saturday night and he was NOT with his new girl!!! Instead, he was spending some quality time with Miss Mercy! Now Miss Mercy is known to spend time with a rotating bevy of handsome hunks so we doubt it’s anything serious between the pair. However, we don’t think this bodes well for our young, pretty Caitlin.

Speaking of women who are good at catching a man’s eye, SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen being blantantly hit on by a mystery man at the bar. Our sources never did catch his name but he made his intent to smooth talk her quite clear! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee isn’t one to give in easy but we hear that he just may have earned himself a date!

Did we hear our sources correctly? Were PAARTY Girl Chase and Psycho Skid really overheard making dinner plans??? In fact, we hear that the phrase “dinner date” actually came up! We don’t find this the least bit surprising. These two are crazy enough to deserve each other…. and once Chase has him, she’ll be bored and move on to the next man! Skid isn’t taken so he won’t occupy her interest for very long!

TRASH-tastic Jade and The Other Woman Lain were seen hanging out together with a new face whom we hear goes by the name Monica. The girl seems to be a bit of an odd bird so she’ll probably fit right in with those pair of crazies. We’re not quite sure how we feel about T.O.W. Lain taking young, impressionable women under her wing. No, on second though, we are quite sure how we feel! IT SHOULDN’T HAPPEN!!! Isn’t there a better role model for the young women of RhyDin than The Other Woman Lain??? What, was even Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell unavailable for the gig???

We hear that the dirty and dangerous Tareth was spotted in the Inn late into the night chatting with Amnesiac Tara. Amnesiac Tara seemed awfully keen on the big lug… as she is with all men. Tareth was quick to tell her that he’s a taken man these days. It seems he and DoD-er Charlie are still going strong! We hear that Amnesiac Tara was all sorts of anxious to hear about Tareth and his HOTTIE sister, MILF Caedia. Who would have guessed that those three know each other???

Posted: May 1st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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