Patty Fingers Sunday!

Sometimes no matter how many times our sources explain to us what happened in the Red Dragon Inn on a given night, we just don’t understand. Maybe there are things that are just too crazy for us to wrap our minds around! That was Sunday night. Evidently there was a gingerbread ship full of gingerbread pirates who went on some sort of rampage in the Inn with Darcy, Lang, and Mega Mom Icer as its victims. The ship disappeared as suddenly as it appeared, though, and the patrons of the Red Dragon Inn were safe once more.

Harris bet Lil’ Bit Lirssa a silver that Harper would beat Kendall in a game of darts. We really didn’t think L.B. Lirssa to be the gambling sort but Harris is annoying enough to make anyone turn against their nature in order to shut him up! Kendall won the game of darts and L.B. Lirssa was excited to collect her coins. Perhaps Harper’s game was thrown off a bit because we hear she was admiring John’s new haircut. Well, after the game, Harris decided he needed to shake down Harper to recover the money he lost in his bet. The pair went blow for blow until L.B. Lirssa provided Harris with an ale… which, of course, distracted him from his shake down.

The night of fights didn’t stop there. Manly Mason and Doc Eva really ripped into Serena! Our sources couldn’t exactly tell what the argument was about but during the course of it both Manly Mason and Doc Eva stomped off once. Lil’ Bit Lirssa seemed to play peacemaker which again proves that she’s the most mature person in the Inn on any given night while Playboy Shane seemed to be sticking close to Serena’s side to offer emotional support. Crazy. We have no idea what this was about but you better believe we’re going to keep our ear to the ground!

Juliane was behind the bar and it seems that will be a regular occurrence. We do love Smith tenders! We hear that she caught Playboy Shane’s eye. Although, honestly, it’s not all that hard to catch Playboy Shane’s eye. Anyway, he was overheard asking Darcy about her later in the evening. We hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa piped in to let Playboy Shane know that Juliane was Johnny’s sister and that if Shane got “all patty fingers with her” that Johnny would clobber Playboy Shane! HILARIOUS! We hear that Marvelous Mira was cracking up.

There were some Fight Night duels happening in the Annex but for the most part attention was focused on the Fists Tag Team Tournament that was taking place for the Tour. Although they only lasted one match, Jake and Napoleon certainly took the reward for best trash talkers! Who would have thought a rat and an orc would be so good at talking smack to their opponents??? They were so good, however, that we’re surprised that Smokin’ Sartan and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt were able to keep it together and beat them!

In the end nobody could match Sartan and MAN-tastic Matt’s skill and the pair took the tag team tournament. Congratulations to both of them!

Edited: February 8th, 2010

Livid Friday!

Awww! Who can look at Cowboy Jake and Marvelous Mira and just not melt at their cuteness??? The pair were in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night sitting on the couch looking incredibly cozy. We have questioned in the past whether or not she’s as into him as he is into her but our sources are adamant that she seems to totally be digging him these days. We have to wonder if what came off as aloofness around him was actually just shyness. Who wouldn’t feel a little shy when a guy who looks like Cowboy Jake starts seriously courting you??? This couple is totally going all the way. We can’t wait until he asks her to marry him! It can’t be all that far off!

We hear that Lilli (who, although is supposedly dating Zev, has been linked with The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker in the past) was asking Lil’ Bit Lirssa if she had seen T.W.H.T. Tucker as of late and how he was behaving. She seemed a bit concerned… as we all are! T.W.H.T. Tucker’s behavior has been waaaay strange! Lirssa summed up the uncharacteristic behavior from the night before for Lilli and that didn’t seem to put Lilli at ease at all. We hear that Lilli told L.B. Lirssa that Tucker really needs his friends right now. Do YOU know what in the world is going on with him??? If so send a note to the Den of Gossip ASAP!

It seems that there is one or two people who might! Our sources tell us that later into the night Serena was explaining to Eless about why Tucker’s been acting so odd. They couldn’t hear the full details but they were able to determine that he was infected with something. Maybe Crazy Train Tara’s pod person theory was right! Chief Mischief Maker Eless was LIVID with the news! We hear that she even CURSED a couple times. Can you imagine that??? We wish we were there to hear it! Somehow Prof. Jolyon is involved and his involvement has evidently led to the end of the engagement between he and Serena. And that news made Lil’ Bit Lirssa LIVID! Wowzers!

It seems that Aaron has been quick to couple off with the pretty blonde named Aila. No idea where he picked this one up but we understand his desire to take her off the market quickly. She’s a cute little thing. The pair were seen hanging out with Quinn… who really needs a boyfriend upgrade. Unfortunately, she’s not going to get it hanging out with Aaron and Aila who are friends of her man, Dean. He did come in later into the night to spend a bit of time with his girlfriend and friends. We wonder if she’s aware of all the quality time he’s been having with that pretty blonde elf lately.

And just when we think Lil’ Black Book Jaycy’s slide into becoming nothing more than Pslyder’s arm candy can’t get any deeper… it does. Le sigh! Yep, she was seen Friday night in the Annex keeping the queue during the massive amount of tour dueling that was on going while her new man was calling duels. And, yes, she was sitting in his lap. And, yes, she was wearing a French maid’s outfit. We’re just so flabbergasted by this behavior that we don’t know where to begin. It’s sad. This was one of the most infamous female playboys in the city. Her game was HUGE. And now she’s reduced to this. Really, really sad.

Edited: January 27th, 2010

GangSTAR Approved Tuesday!

It was a cheerful night in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night! Cutie Patootie Amber was behind the bar doing her thing and Dora was scrubbing the floors until they shined like the top of the Gov MAN-tastic Matt’s bald head! What??? MAN-tastic Matt isn’t bald??? Well, he will be when he finds out what FLAWLESS Koy’s been up to the last couple of days! It’s enough to make us pull our hair out!!! Anyway, the atmosphere was bright and the crowd even seemed to be in a good mood!

Surprisingly enough it seems that David and Ryan are still together and going strong. The pair were seen making cozy company in the Inn while sipping on apple juice and chatting to C.P. Amber about her run-in with “Santa”. And for those of you that are curious, she means Dean dressed as Santa. Our sources heard no mention of David’s sister, Darcy, and we’re forced to wonder what became of her after her break-up with Playboy Shane. She clearly must have taken it pretty hard because we haven’t seen much of her since. Such a shame!

OMG! THIS is why we LOVE Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell! She strutted in Tuesday night despite the cold wearing a HAWT dress with a green bodice that flowed into a peacock feathered skirt. She looked To. Die. For. And, of course, she had Crazy Train Tara for where there’s one insane not-quite-human pain in the neck woman, she’s bound to have another in tow! For  some reason, C.T. Tara had an elk. We have no idea why. We don’t ask that question when it comes to C.T.  Tara. Often times the answer just creates more questions.

Anyway, according to our sources, L.M.A.M. Jewell was overheard telling her friends that she’s been travelling but she’s home now and looking forward to meeting up with all of her old friends. And meet-up she did! We hear that she seemed super happy to see her kegsister SUUUUPER Des who has just recently returned herself! Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan was all in a tizzy over her return… but when is Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan not in a tizzy over one woman or another??? L.M.A.M. Jewell proved what a Marc Franco lover she truly is (even though she’s tried to deny it for YEARS) by saying that she’s read our blog (or probably the print-out versions since she isn’t exactly tech-saavy) enough to be slightly worried about where S.P.G. Teagan’s lips have been. BE STILL OUR TEENY TINY LITTLE HEARTS!

Is there a reunion in the works between the Dread Pirate Stephen and his ex-wife L.M.A.M. Jewell??? She was overheard telling S.P.G. Teagan that she was done with pirates but when D.P. Stephen slung his arm around her and called her by his pet name for her, she didn’t seem all that done!

Umm… for some reason SUUUUPER Des and Brale Brother Reap were entangled on the floor together??? At least according to our sources! And when are our sources EVER wrong! B.B. Reap is certainly a hit with the ladies these days, no? We’ve seen him spending time with everything from the Inn’s resident bad ass to college sorority girls to Inn institutions! No idea what’s up with him but SUUUUPER Des is newly divorced and probably looking for a good time! B.B. Reap is certainly known for being a good time. We’re not going to judge you, girlfriend! Go on and handle your business!

The siblings DeAuster were about! It’s been quite a while since we’ve seen Daniel and Cieara slumming in the Red Dragon Inn but both were there as regal as ever. They only stayed long enough for a quick drink and to exchange pleasantries with Lucky Lawyer Lucien before hurrying off for dinner. As usual, though, Daniel didn’t have to be in the Inn long before he caught the attention of a young lady! Daniel is the sort of commitment avoiding heartbreaker that all young woman should try to avoid but never do!

Are Cowboy Jake and Marvelous Mira not the cutest things ever??? We’ve been just so disappointed and upset about their woes in love but maybe it was all just to bring them to this point. He is just the perfect gentleman that she needs in her life. We mark this relationship ‘GangSTAR Approved’!

Edited: December 11th, 2009

An Accent So Thick It’ll Make Your Head Explode Thursday!

NAKED Mishka was seen petting on Renne and saying that in his culture people bite one another to greet each other! Crazy, no??? Although, it comes as no great surprise to us that NAKED Mishka comes from freaky folk! He’s just a giant horn toad! Renne certainly wasn’t complaining!

We’re actually starting to feel a wee bit sorry for Psycho Skid! We thought he was nuts but his girlfriend is COMPLETELY bonkers! The World’s Hottest Helston Fio was seen Thursday night talking to herself but Psycho Skid came in to help keep her calm (by providing her with massive amounts of alcohol). This girl needs more help than you can provide, Psycho Skid! We’re pretty surprised he’s lasted this long. He certainly seems to be attached to her hip.

Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was behind the bar for the first time in what seems like FOOOOREVER! Her friends were quite happy to see her but we hear that Potter Piper in particular was absolutely over the moon! We hear that she was talking to Topaz about attending Our Darling Taneth and Overlord Tormay’s wedding! We do hope that she attends. Can you only imagine the stunning dress she’d wear to that affair???

Details are emerging about the wedding! Topaz was overheard discussing the wedding later in the night with Chief Mischief Maker Eless! It seems the bride would like an outdoor wedding and that the groom wanted a centuries old fairy circle! We really just cannot wait! Topaz seems like she’s going to be quite the doting mother-in-law. She’s already looking for ways to make the day less worrisome for Our Darling Taneth! How sweet of her!

Mad Cow Kazzy was seen skating all over the Inn… and, you know what? Dressed in that skimpy tank top and shorts for her waitress job at Jugs, she’s not half bad looking! Maybe M.C. Kazzy just needs to slut it up a bit! And maybe that’s just what she’s going for! She was overheard talking to Danny about getting a tattoo with Danny’s gal pal, Lizzie. We thinking that there’s something about M.C. Kazzy that just SCREAMS “tramp stamp”!

Charna and Rory made an appearance and he was seen pinching that fine rear end of her’s. We would love to fill you in on the conversation between the pair but we don’t have a single source that understands Rory! We have some of the best linguists in the entire city. Yet, the minute Rory starts talking in that accent of his, none of them can understand him! Can you understand Rory? Do you need a job? Apply at once at the Den of Gossip!

We do know that he was seen talking business with Awesome Alain. Not that talking business with Awesome Alain is news. According to the rumors, he does business with half the city publicly and the other half behind closed doors.

Cowboy Jake was seen giving Kid Not-Doc Anya something for the upcoming auction to benefit Riverview Clinic. We got some details the other day from Sivanna who is helping with the Clinic. The event shall be held May 9th (but no details on where or an exact start time) and is a black-tie affair! We hear that many of RhyDin’s social elite have been tapped to provide items for the auction and even more will be in attendance. Sounds like a “must be there” event!

Edited: April 7th, 2009

An Outback Monday!

Deliciously Sinful Sin and Awesome Alain were seen hanging out at the bar together but we hear that their conversation wasn’t about their mutual political interests but in their mutual interest in debauchery! A couple of classy boys there! We hear that Michiko was around to encourage their bad behavior. We haven’t seen her man around lately! Maybe she has her eyes on one of these guys!

Prof. Jolyon and Kid Not-Doc Anya were spotted discussing what we can only assume were highly intelligent matters at the bar. He was overheard saying that he is leaving town for a while. Say it ain’t so! He can’t leave just when his relationship with Real Estate Mogul Rena is heating up! They certainly didn’t seem to be ON FIRE with passion Monday night. Wouldn’t it be awesome to see these two all hot around the collar in some disgusting demonstrations of P.D.A.???

Our Darling Taneth was overheard asking FLAWLESS Koy for a dress in order to “b and e” Overlord Tormay’s house!!! WHAT?!?! Who’s been talking to O.D. Taneth now??? It seems that she wishes to break into the Overlord’s house on the day of their wedding as she’s still hung up on this tradition that they are not allowed to see one another until she gets to the altar on the day of their wedding. We think it’s ADORABLE that she’s all in a tizzy about this.

We hear that Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin are worried about Fio’s state of mind… AGAIN! Isn’t there something that girl can be put on to keep her sane??? And where in the world is Psycho Skid??? He is supposed to be babysitting her after all, right???

The rings of the Outback were alive for the first time in a long time. The Gov MAN-tastic Matt’s even been overheard bemoaning the money he’s been losing over there. Well, not Monday night! Real Estate Mogul Rena (with Prof. Jolyon cheering her on) was among the fighters and faced off against FLAWLESS Koy. And they certainly weren’t the only ones! Kid Not-Doc Anya, Darkmere, Venom Vinny, Michiko, and Sal were all seen getting matches in! While Crazy Train Tara, Manly Mason, and Our Darling Taneth cheered on their favorites. Even Jochin tempted fate by stepping into the stomping ground of Red Orc Brewery. Unfortunately there were no Jake Thrash sightings so Jochin’s head remained attached to the rest of his body!

Edited: April 2nd, 2009