The newlyweds are back! Johnny was behind the bar tending early Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn and his new wife, Sianna, was there to keep him company! Both seemed in a lovely mood after their return from their travels and took the gentle ribbing that always comes from such a return in good humor. We suppose only time will tell if our wish of a honeymoon baby from these two will come to fruition! You just KNOW that Sianna’s a Fertile Myrtle though!

Peredhil was seen greeting his friends and he and Sianna caught up while Johnny worked the bar. We hear that Sianna was quite interested to see how things were going along between Juliane and Peredhil while she was gone! What?!?! Does she not keep up with our blog??? We could tell her allll about it!

Juliane herself arrived not too long after and Peredhil sure seemed glad to see her!!! We’re still waiting for Johnny to kick his best friend’s tail for moving in on his twin! Isn’t that what brothers are for??? Juliane and Peredhil seemed awfully cozy at the bar and chatted for quite a while about work, her family, and everything else under the sun.

Jolyon was also in the room but he was chatting with DoD-er Rena. With Juliane’s attentions centered on Peredhil, does this mean that Jolyon is on the market??? Or has his heart been captured by another Smith girl??? He keeps his cards way too close to the vest! He and DoD-er Rena seemed to be having a grand time chatting. Could this be a match???

Good Lord! These girls are crazy! Half the time our sources don’t even understand Kazzy and Lizzy but the pair were seen once again in the Inn up to their antics. For some reason the girls were handcuffed together and Kazzy was still demanding a baseball bat from Lizzy. Will someone please just get this girl a baseball bat??? We hear that Jay was actually seen running away from these girls. Who can blame him really???

We hear that Lana was looking a bit worse for wear! She was overheard telling Bad Boy Wil that she’d gotten into a fight that ended in a couple broken ribs. She seemed quite disturbed all night and was really upset once she was told that a friend had died in the very same fight. Poor thing!

S’jira and Aaric were again seen chatting over a meal near the hearth. Okay…. now we’re starting to wonder! They do seem to be two birds of a feather and while we were completely convinced that the two had their hearts set on others, they seem to be quite comfortable in one another’s presence. We wonder what Head Pussy Panther will think about this!

Well, we said Miss Mercy should get back in the game! It seems that she’s doing just that! She was seen having drinks with Peredhil’s friend, Wesley! He definitely seems to be into her. We wonder if she’ll give him a chance! He certainly seemed to be amusing her so we believe he has a chance!

It seems that Cutie Carley has decided to join the new roller derby team…. and it’s not all that pretty! She was seen struggling to get used to her skates in the Inn for several hours. Hunky Carpenter Glenn tried to keep her from breaking her neck but our sources say that they were just so scared for her well being that they couldn’t watch! Be careful, Cutie Carley!!!

Late into the night it was rum all around the bar as the pirates came in to celebrate Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert’s birthday in true pirate style!!! Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert was still on his very best behavior even though he was surrounded by Unwashed Pirate # 1 Stephen and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell! He took congratulations from Potter Piper, Taneth, and DoD-er Rena without…. well, being himself! Odd! Well, happy birthday anyway, Spiffied Pirate Robert!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wowzer!!! So much for dear Dakota, we suppose! TRASH-tastic Jade was getting her groove thing on with some unknown guy in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night! In fact, the pair were seen leaving together! We hear that Frat Boy Dean was in the room as well but did not even look her way. We wonder if he’s worried that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s floozy ways are another thing that she and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy have in common!

Crazy Train Tara and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell were spotted in the Inn discussing Forsaken Blades rule number one which is evidently “Amthy is not to know that bad things exist in the world”. We’re actually encouraged that the girls have a bit of common sense and decency! We love Amthy just the way she is and hope she never changes! At least it seems that C.T. Tara and L.M.A.M. Jewell can manage to be good friends to her!

Lana greeted Chief Mischief Maker Eless as she came in for her shift and asked her how everything was going for her. C.M.M. Eless responded with “better every day”! We wonder what that means! Certainly, she’s getting over her messy break-up with Bad Boy Will. We wonder if Antonio is helping her get over her heartache!!! Speaking of Antonio, he showed up not long after she started her shift and made a beeline for the bar. He joked with C.M.M Eless and the lovely Sylvia about needing a change of bedding but we’re wondering just how much reality was in that joke! He certainly seems to have eyes for C.M.M. Eless!

Gav was kept hopping behind the bar Sunday night! There were quite a few people getting a drink to forget that the week was coming in a few short hours! No SUUUUPER Des, unfortunately. We’re sad. It’s been far too long since we had a good SUUUUPER Des spotting. Bring back the Des, Gav!!!

Later into the evening, Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Annex during Fight Night to cheer Anubis on in his duel for the Madness Tournament! We hear that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was right there with her. Doesn’t L.M.A.M. Jewell owe it to her friend to try to talk her out of this strange obsession with Anubis???

It was evidently a DoD-er night in the Annex as DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er Rena, and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were all seen chatting at the bar! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit thick around the midsection and the trio were talking in hushed tones! Could it be??? Could DoD-er Koy really be sporting a baby bump??? We certainly hope not as she’s been spotted in the rings quite a few times in recent months! Our sources have been unable to confirm the news up until this point and we hear that her reps at the Heavenly Boutique are remaining mum on the issue!

Baroness of Dockside/Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was also in the Annex to cheer on her man, Leo. Unlike Anubis, Leo managed to move on into the next round of the tournament before joining Jaycy as she chatted with several of her old friends in Legendary Dalamar and CHUNKY Rix. We hear that Rix was complaining to Hottie Hodge about his nickname. He believes Ravishin’ Rix is more appropriate. We disagree. We do like ROLLIE POLLIE Rix, though!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTY-SIXTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Wolv and his bride-to-be, Fierce Ayly, in the Red Dragon Inn! We’re a sucker for Fierce Ayly sightings! It seems he’s still all eyes for her and who can blame him??? The pair had a drink and flirted shamelessly for quite a while before being joined by Ren and TRASH-tastic Jade for some boozing fun!

- Yummy Ewan slipping out to share a smoke and a quiet conversation with Awesome Alain! We have a feeling that the boys weren’t just gossiping! Yummy Ewan didn’t remain away long from the DIVINE Storm’s side! He’s certainly sticking more to her side these days which we find totally cute. We love men who wait on their pregnant wives!!!

- Crazy Train Tara lamenting that she’s no longer allowed to talk to Alysia due to that gigantic blow-up the night before! We still don’t understand what’s going on there but we’d take Alysia’s side ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!! That girl is scary! Crazy Train Tara certainly better think twice about which side she’s taking!

- Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell ordering some girl off the bar and to put her clothes back on! Who would have thought that L.M.A.M. Jewell would ever have the nerve to tell anyone to tone down their behavior!!! She got distracted, however, by Den Mama Sid who was acting awfully odd. We wonder what’s up with her! Iiiiinteresting!

- Awesome Alain talking quietly with a mystery blonde that most certainly was NOT Twin Spice! This new girl is quite pretty and definitely has that good girl vibe that we feel is more up Awesome Alain’s alley. The pair were even seen leaving the Inn together. We just knew he was keeping his options open!!!

- Antonio taking the next step to becoming close with Chief Mischief Maker Eless — joining her band of merry troublemakers! We hear that Eless was discussing possible membership for Antonio into the Merry, Mischief Making Misfits Clan (of which we’re told that we have an honorary membership)! You reel that handsome man in, C.M.M. Eless!!!

- Sylvia asking Antonio how to make his famed Passion drink with her rumored “close friend”, Hudson, sitting right there! Could she be planning on mixing up one of those drinks later for The Hud??? We certainly hope so! The two of them are adorable together! We have a feeling that his sis, Sianna would totally approve!

- Head Pussy Panther taking a moment to embrace his lovely S’jira in between scolding the likes of Crazy Train Tara and others before they moved from threats to violence! Poor Head Pussy Panther! Another night of trying to keep the Inn from becoming a battleground! We can see why he is totally addicted to the sense of serenity that S’jira offers!

- the delightful Miss Mercy drinking her rum and singing up a storm! We ADORE Miss Mercy sightings as well! We think it’s just about time she dusted herself off and jumped back into the dating game! Go for it, Miss Mercy!

- Krazy Kitty discussing her concerns for her sister and the events of the night before with her man, Tass. He seemed to listen intently to her concerns and offered advice quietly! That makes us like him a bit more! Krazy Kitty certainly needs a good listener in her life! Even though she doesn’t have the weight of the governorship anymore, she always seems to have a lot of concerns!

- Mini-Franker Cor downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena calling duels. He was joined by a very drunk Twin Spice! The pair didn’t talk much but after his shift they were seen leaving together! If you remember correctly, these two dated for quite some time last year! With Awesome Alain making the rounds, could Twin Spice also be open to rekindling an old flame???

- Soerl and Rena chatting it up in the Inn well into the night!!! Speaking of old flames, it’s been well documented that DoD-er Rena may have had a thing for Soerl quite some time ago. Soerl’s wife hasn’t been seen around lately. Could it be that he’s looking for a new love???

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Those Booze Sisters are just a load full of relationship drama and Thursday night was no exception! We hear the night started off with TRASH-tastic Jade complaining to Lyren about her ex, Frat Boy Tristan. It seems that Frat Boy Tristan hasn’t quite gotten over their break-up! Maybe one of these days TRASH-tastic Jade will learn that if she stops racking up ex-boyfriends, she’ll stop racking up the drama!

Booze Sis Hina didn’t stick around long enough to hear her out! She was all a-flutter upon spotting her own new man, Frat Boy Quinn. We totally blame Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean for causing all the Booze Sis/Frat Boy hooks-ups. Anyway, it seems that Hina still hasn’t figured out what an unreformed PLAYER Quinn is. She was seen taking off with him to “catch up”.

Bad Boy Wil was the topic of conversation ever so briefly in the Inn. Lana was quick to assure Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and Everybody’s Big Bro Brian that she is not at all interested in him in a romantic sort of way. We sooooo don’t buy it!!! You can keep feeding us the lines, girl, but we’re calling your bluff. The conversation came to a screeeeeeeching halt when Chief Mischief Maker Eless showed up on the scene to greet her friends! Eless went about charming the small crowd, especially E.B.B. Brian, as only Eless can! She’s delightful!

The topic came back up when Unwashed Pirate #1 Stephen walked through the door! After an obscenely disgusting display of affection with L.M.A.M. Jewell, he had to put his boot right into his mouth by telling Eless just what he thought of Bad Boy Wil. Le sigh! Can’t the poor woman catch a break???

As if their behavior wasn’t bad enough, it got worse! U.P. #1 Stephen FREAKED out when Crazy Train Tara entered with a very large snake. Isn’t U.P. #1 a vampire??? What a panzy! He became so frightened that he started vomiting! DISGUSTING! When a female patron rightly laughed at him for his ridiculous behavior, Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell FLIPPED HER WIG!!! She hollered at the poor girl before comforting her husband. Well, well, well… we know what we’re dressing up as at the next masquerade party!

Jolyon seems quite interested in RhyDin children. We’re dying to know why! Children are such little dirty rugrats and children in RhyDin always seem particularly dirty! We still fail to see the appeal. He was overheard quizzing Krazy Kitty about her little girl and her niece. He seems determined to study the youth of this city! Better him than us! We’ll stick to studying the celebrities, bar flies, and heiresses, thank you very much!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless is definitely a trouble maker! Her blatant flirting with Antonio is becoming quite well known. Antonio certainly doesn’t seem opposed to the attention. In fact, he was overheard asking her if he could ignite her passion when referring to the sinfully delicious drink that he often makes. Eless in return stated that she was becoming a “passion addict”. We must admit that we find these two delightful together! The pair were joined by Connar who has made clear his own passion for C.M.M. Eless in the past. It was certainly an interesting party as both men seemed quite eager to get in the lady’s good favor!

Taneth did her best to try to cheer Tiny Tucker up but it seems he was having none of it! He was only interested in downing bourbon!!! That argument with Doc Eva must have really rocked him because he certainly hasn’t seemed like the same lovable old Tiny Tucker! He tried to put up a brave front while chatting with Kynthia but she wasn’t buying the act either. He seems a bit on the heartbroken side and it makes us sad! Poor guy just couldn’t get a break either! He politely declined the attentions of a new girl named Candy when she hit on him and then got interrogated by Shylah as to how Doc Eva was doing. Poor guy! It just wasn’t his night!

We hear that Crazy Train Tara is finally going to get her night in paradise with Anubis. The pair have agreed to have sex and it was definitely the topic dominating C.T. Tara’s mind. Let’s just pray that it’s safe sex! We wonder what her new husband will think about this!

It was evidently Old Man Night in the Arena Thursday night! Legendary former Overlord Dalamar was seen chatting with Baron of the Old Market G’naughty G’nort about just how “great” G’naughty G’nort is! Dalamar gave him a chance to prove it in a ring. It was an awfully closely fought match but Dalamar pulled ahead finally by slashing the anti-slasher himself!!! The crowd was definitely thrilled with that! Dalamar didn’t look back after gaining that lead and proved why he’s still one of the best in the business!

Posted: May 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Luscious Lydia was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night looking prepared for the Talon of Redwin Tournament later that night! She looked almost fierce in her pale blue dress complete with a fighting staff and leather armor, including bracers and shin guards. Grem seemed a bit confused when he spotted her. We wonder if he’d even recognize the tough Lydia that’s been getting her groove on in the dueling rings as of late! She didn’t stick around long.

Shortly after arriving, she was seen slipping down the stairs with Warrior Princess Trinala who was also entered in the tournament. W.P. Trinala got a good luck kiss from her man, Silas, but it seems that he just wasn’t comfortable enough with the idea of watching his girlfriend bleed to accompany her. We don’t blame him! That’s got to be unsettling!

Grem certainly keeps company with a rotating bevel of beauties! Yet, he never seems all that interested in any one of them. He was seen hanging out with PAARTY Girl Atalanta Tuesday night. The pair chatted quietly and Atalanta was overheard saying that she likes whiskey. Oh, wow! WHAT A SHOCKER!!!! Didn’t we all figure out just how much she and Chase like alcohol MONTHS ago??? We’re sure that doesn’t comes as a surprise to anyone.

Jolyon is a bit of an odd bird, no? Interesting but odd. He was seen chatting with Mrs. DIVINE Storm and the lovely Sylvia at a table. It seems that the archaeologist is focusing his studies in RhyDin on the children born here. What a crazy topic that must be to study! Can you even imagine having to spend time with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell’s children for any length of time??? We think Jolyon should stick with his winery business and leave the child management to the more insane among us!

It’s been a while since Peredhil was seen in the Inn but he was indeed Tuesday night! He sat and had a drink with an antsy male friend who seemed more interested in getting out of there rather than enjoying his drink. Peredhil wouldn’t be rushed, though. We wonder exactly who he was hoping to run into. Could it be Piper? Maybe one of the Smith girls? His friend wasn’t nearly as restless once Miss Mercy joined their table. We think that Peredhil’s friend may have had a bit of a crush!

We may have gotten our answer as to whom Peredhil may have been hoping to run into later into the evening! He was seen in a booth having a pretty intimate conversation with the lovely Juliane! Could it be that he waited until Johnny was out of town on his honeymoon to make a move on his sister?!?! How FANTASTIC would that be!!! Alas, we cannot break that major news. The pair talked quietly into the night with no real signs of what the discussion might have been about. Major bummer!

So evidently Crazy Train Tara got a wedding proposition last night…. and it wasn’t from Mini-Franker Cor. Evidently, some servant of a prince proposed to Tara on behalf of the prince. WHAT?!?! Are you confused yet? We surely are! The GIGANTIC ruby she was offered as a sign of this engagement was evidently “drawn from the beating heart of the Fae-Queen”. Uh…. how romantic. Reduced to tears, Crazy Train Tara accepted the insane proposal! Daniel was also at the bar, throwing back drinks and being thoroughly amused by the proposal. He makes being naughty look soooo fine! His father, Lucius, was NOT nearly as amused when C.T. Tara introduced him to her hubby-to-be, a Prince Vasaris. Our sources feared blood shed for a split second but none came and the prince’s servant married the pair on the spot!!! And, that is that, Crazy Train Tara is married for a fiftieth time! We wonder how Mini-Franker Cor and Anubis feel about that!

Posted: May 17th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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According to our sources, Brandon and Lyren are still together! The pair were seen macking on one another in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night. We have to admit that we’re surprised. Brandon’s such a good guy and Lyren’s….. well, not! We know, we know! We talk about how opposites attract all the time but we didn’t mean in a good vs evil sort of way! Come on, you can’t say that you’re not surprised that this one’s last as long as it has either!

Tiny Tucker again seemed in a somber mood when he arrived. He didn’t allow Atalanta to get him a drink and instead struggled to get one himself with a bandaged hand. He actually seemed a bit happy when he was able to accomplish the feat by himself! Really, what is up with Tiny Tucker??? Atalanta seemed to be asking herself the very same thing!

Collyn, who were told is Aaric’s brother, has been busy making friends! If you remember correctly, he was seen a week or so ago getting into an argument with his brother’s main squeeze, Caitlin. Well, it seems he’s done something to tick off Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell as well…. not that it takes much. L.M.A.M. Jewell was seen throwing a bowl of peanuts at Collyn as he chatted with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee. No word on exactly what he did but we doubt he deserved it.

Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell spent her evening whispering with Crazy Train Tara while keeping an eye on Tiny Tucker. We have no idea what the ladies were talking about but we seriously doubt it’s good news! The girls were CLEARLY up to trouble and giggled and carried on. Poor Tiny Tucker! Isn’t it enough that he’s got Doc Eva giving him a hard time??? Does he really need the Crazy Patrol giving him a hard time as well??? Lay off the Tuck, girls!

Potter Piper! Yes, she’s back! And just as lovely as ever! We hear she seemed in a much better mood after her brief vacation. We’re not the only one pleased to see her! We hear DoD-er Rena sported a giant smile when she spotted her friend. And Chief Mischief Maker Eless was none less excited to see one of her favorite cohorts!

Bad Boy Wil certainly likes the pretty ladies! He had himself surrounded by a couple Monday night in Lana and Siren. In fact, we hear Siren (whom we always suspected to have quite the crush on B.B. Wil) even laid a lip smacker on him! Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was in rare form and evidently she felt the need to warn the ladies about Bad Boy Wil’s reputation…. in a VERY public way! The pair exchanged some nasty insults until Awesome Alain swooped in to distract L.M.A.M. Jewell from her target. Girl is crazy, we tell you! CRAZY!

Posted: May 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh my, oh my! Crazy Train Tara was in the Red Dragon Inn Thursday upset about there being someone out to get her. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee attempted to convince her she was safe but, as usual, there was no telling C.T. Tara anything! The only time she was side tracked from her fear were during the periods of time she was admiring her “pretty” feet in her fluffy kitten heeled slippers. She leaves us feeling soooo confused!

Later into the night she was spotted playing tonsil hockey with Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert in the middle of the Inn! Ugh! Ew! Where is Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell??? This girl needs therapy STAT! ….And a good scrubbing to disinfect her!

We hear that there’s a rumor that Smooooth Cowboy Jake’s horse spent Wednesday night tied to the post at the Inn! By Thursday night, he was discovered by DoD-er Rena and Doc Eva who were quite concerned that he’d leave his horse over night. Whatever, ladies! Jake left his old nag to go play with some young filly! Give him a couple of days and he’ll roll on back into town satisfied and exhausted!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena, one of our sources actually overheard P-Imp accusing G’naughty G’nort of sexual harassment in the workplace….. towards the P-Imp! Are you kidding us??? As bad as G’naughty G’nort is, he has ABSOLUTELY nothing on P-Imp! We’re still just shocked and amazed by the sheer number of hot, nubile, young women that P-Imp has had his grubby little mitts on! Yet he still has a job! We’re starting to wonder if there is ANYTHING at all that one can do to get fired as a caller in the Arena.

It seems that things are still working out well for Baroness of Dockside Lil’ Black Book Jaycy and her alleged future baby’s daddy, Leo. She was spotted in the Arena congratulating him on his Madness win which puts Leo as one of the Final Four! We still say this relationship has no staying power. The real reason that L.B.B. Jaycy prefers Dockside is that it gives her easy access to all the sailors, looking for an easy score after months and months at sea!

Also making his way into the Final Four of the MADNESS competition on Thursday was young gun, Joex! Joex took down the much more experienced SMOKIN’ Sartan in a closely fought match. However, SMOKIN’ Sartan didn’t have a whole lot left to fight for. His main reason for entering the tournament was to keep a lower ranked duelist from gaining control of the Overlord title. At this point, all that remains are warlords so SMOKIN’ Sartan can leave the tournament comfortable that his mission has been accomplished!

He was seen a bit later talking with Hottie Hodge. It seems Hodge is a wee bit worried that Rix’s recent absence might just be because he’s avoiding her! Sartan didn’t do much to dispel that fear! It’s okay, girl! You can do better! Buck up!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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It seems that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell has decided to once again grace us with her presence! The troublemaker herself is back in town and was seen chatting about how she celebrated Beltane with Awesome Alain Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! It seems that L.M.A.M Jewell was kept away from the RhyDin celebration by a private fey celebration of the holiday. Awesome Alain was overheard telling her that he met Twin Spice both nights at the celebration. Alright, it’s official. The pair is definitely a couple! We’re still quite confused by this match, though!

Crazy Train Tara waltzed in believing herself to be… someone else. Even L.M.A.M. Jewell mentioned that it might be time to enlist C.T. Tara into some intensive therapy. This personality was most certainly NOT nice! After insulting both L.M.A.M Jewell and Awesome Alain, it turned on Krazy Kitty! So evidently on top of being mean, this personality is not very bright because if there’s one thing that everyone in RhyDin knows (down to the most basic one-celled organisms), it’s that you DO NOT tick off Krazy Kitty!

Hm! Maybe Smooooth Cowboy Jake is keeping his options even more open than we originally thought! He was seen having a quiet and private conversation with DoD-er Rena! If you remember back, he was actually her date for Johnny and Sianna’s wedding as well. We thought that they went as friends but that conversation definitely seemed suspect. Could this spell the end of Rena and her Boy Toy??? Could Jake have stolen her heart??? Could he be the real reason she’s been so dressed up as of late???

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Has Lil’ Boy Blue Locke dropped PAARTY Girl Atalanta??? He took her as his date to Johnny and Sianna’s wedding but when he walked into the Inn dressed to the nines Wednesday night it wasn’t her on his arm but an equally dressed up Izira! L.B.B. Locke was arriving for his shift behind the bar and we just cannot help but wonder if the pair had been returning from a date. The jury is still out on this one, boys and girls! Perhaps Smooooth Cowboy Jake isn’t the only man in these parts that is keeping his options open!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! We knew that Awesome Alain was going to be trouble but we certainly didn’t know how much trouble! He was seen flirting pretty heavily with the brunette twin Spice Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn! In fact, the pair were caught kissing and seen sneaking upstairs to her room together. Did we say OMG??? We refuse to call these pair a couple yet, though! She is nearly just as shameless of a flirt as he is!

Bree is back in town and up to trouble! We have a soft spot for this one. She’s like walking blog material! She was seen catching up with Booze Sis Hina. In fact, Frat Boy Quinn arrived just before Bree was about to take off. She didn’t get an opportunity to really meet him but we’re sure that once she finds out the details Bree will straighten Booze Sis Hina out reeeeaaaal quick! She’s not the type to take crap from men or to let her friends take crap from men either!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was overheard complaining to Izira about troublesome headaches that have been plaguing her since her return to RhyDin! She didn’t seem quite herself and we are definitely worried for her! We do hope she sees a doctor or a healer at some point very soon.

Crazy Train Tara was certainly up to her usual bit of…. well, insanity really. We hear that she was dressed in a black belly dancer’s garb and was showing off her thighs decorated with painted symbols! She’d evidently done all this for “Inpu”. Now it didn’t take a whole lot of research on the part of our interns (okay, well, maybe they had to work all night on it but a little hard work never killed them) to discover that “Inpu” is another name for “Anubis”. She even mentioned that her outfit was “tear-away” so that she may be easily accessible. In fact, she was overheard saying she wants to “worship” him! OMG! OMG! OMG! We are so dyyyying here! FANTASTIC STUFF!

Did Aaric’s pleas for Caitlin to remain in town work??? She was seen checking into the Inn Thursday night and a mystery patron helped her up the stairs with her bags. The pair seemed to have quite the chat and Caitlin was overheard asking the man if he’d seen Aaric recently. We do hope those two are able to patch things up! Such a lovely little couple they are!

Sometimes even we must laugh at Unwashed Pirate Stephen! He was overheard commenting on just how hot he is in the late hours. When Alysia set the record straight that he was, in fact, not hot, he told he would consider her opinion. He did consider her opinion. For three seconds. And then told her that she was wrong! Not only is he funny but he’s got a nice set of you-know-whats to stand up to Alysia! We’re far too much of a coward for that!

As if he wasn’t in enough trouble for being a smarty pants he then proceeded to SHOOT Crazy Train Tara!!! Now, truth be told, he knew it wasn’t going to kill her but discharging a weapon in the Inn certainly isn’t the way to stay on Santa’s “Nice” list! We have a feeling that may get him a stern lecture from Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and we’re not the only ones! Even Therapist Chryrie was warning him that he was in quite some trouble once she found out. Stephen made a speedy exit before Crazy Train Tara came around! So, we suppose that answers that question — he’s not suicidal, just stupid!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that Aaric was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn for the first time in a while Saturday night and he was NOT with his new girl!!! Instead, he was spending some quality time with Miss Mercy! Now Miss Mercy is known to spend time with a rotating bevy of handsome hunks so we doubt it’s anything serious between the pair. However, we don’t think this bodes well for our young, pretty Caitlin.

Speaking of women who are good at catching a man’s eye, SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen being blantantly hit on by a mystery man at the bar. Our sources never did catch his name but he made his intent to smooth talk her quite clear! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee isn’t one to give in easy but we hear that he just may have earned himself a date!

Did we hear our sources correctly? Were PAARTY Girl Chase and Psycho Skid really overheard making dinner plans??? In fact, we hear that the phrase “dinner date” actually came up! We don’t find this the least bit surprising. These two are crazy enough to deserve each other…. and once Chase has him, she’ll be bored and move on to the next man! Skid isn’t taken so he won’t occupy her interest for very long!

TRASH-tastic Jade and The Other Woman Lain were seen hanging out together with a new face whom we hear goes by the name Monica. The girl seems to be a bit of an odd bird so she’ll probably fit right in with those pair of crazies. We’re not quite sure how we feel about T.O.W. Lain taking young, impressionable women under her wing. No, on second though, we are quite sure how we feel! IT SHOULDN’T HAPPEN!!! Isn’t there a better role model for the young women of RhyDin than The Other Woman Lain??? What, was even Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell unavailable for the gig???

We hear that the dirty and dangerous Tareth was spotted in the Inn late into the night chatting with Amnesiac Tara. Amnesiac Tara seemed awfully keen on the big lug… as she is with all men. Tareth was quick to tell her that he’s a taken man these days. It seems he and DoD-er Charlie are still going strong! We hear that Amnesiac Tara was all sorts of anxious to hear about Tareth and his HOTTIE sister, MILF Caedia. Who would have guessed that those three know each other???

Posted: May 1st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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