Patty Fingers Sunday!

Sometimes no matter how many times our sources explain to us what happened in the Red Dragon Inn on a given night, we just don’t understand. Maybe there are things that are just too crazy for us to wrap our minds around! That was Sunday night. Evidently there was a gingerbread ship full of gingerbread pirates who went on some sort of rampage in the Inn with Darcy, Lang, and Mega Mom Icer as its victims. The ship disappeared as suddenly as it appeared, though, and the patrons of the Red Dragon Inn were safe once more.

Harris bet Lil’ Bit Lirssa a silver that Harper would beat Kendall in a game of darts. We really didn’t think L.B. Lirssa to be the gambling sort but Harris is annoying enough to make anyone turn against their nature in order to shut him up! Kendall won the game of darts and L.B. Lirssa was excited to collect her coins. Perhaps Harper’s game was thrown off a bit because we hear she was admiring John’s new haircut. Well, after the game, Harris decided he needed to shake down Harper to recover the money he lost in his bet. The pair went blow for blow until L.B. Lirssa provided Harris with an ale… which, of course, distracted him from his shake down.

The night of fights didn’t stop there. Manly Mason and Doc Eva really ripped into Serena! Our sources couldn’t exactly tell what the argument was about but during the course of it both Manly Mason and Doc Eva stomped off once. Lil’ Bit Lirssa seemed to play peacemaker which again proves that she’s the most mature person in the Inn on any given night while Playboy Shane seemed to be sticking close to Serena’s side to offer emotional support. Crazy. We have no idea what this was about but you better believe we’re going to keep our ear to the ground!

Juliane was behind the bar and it seems that will be a regular occurrence. We do love Smith tenders! We hear that she caught Playboy Shane’s eye. Although, honestly, it’s not all that hard to catch Playboy Shane’s eye. Anyway, he was overheard asking Darcy about her later in the evening. We hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa piped in to let Playboy Shane know that Juliane was Johnny’s sister and that if Shane got “all patty fingers with her” that Johnny would clobber Playboy Shane! HILARIOUS! We hear that Marvelous Mira was cracking up.

There were some Fight Night duels happening in the Annex but for the most part attention was focused on the Fists Tag Team Tournament that was taking place for the Tour. Although they only lasted one match, Jake and Napoleon certainly took the reward for best trash talkers! Who would have thought a rat and an orc would be so good at talking smack to their opponents??? They were so good, however, that we’re surprised that Smokin’ Sartan and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt were able to keep it together and beat them!

In the end nobody could match Sartan and MAN-tastic Matt’s skill and the pair took the tag team tournament. Congratulations to both of them!

Edited: February 8th, 2010

What Passes For A Romance Expert Sunday!

Lil’ Boy Blue Locke was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night which means that we got our first piece of news on Ballerina Katarina’s recovery from her surgery! Doc Eva was overheard asking about it and Locke told her that Ballerina Katarina is up and moving around but a bit “gimpy” still. We’re glad to hear that she’s on her feet at least! Manly Mason was there as well and had a conversation with Lil’ Boy Blue Locke about how to spice up his dinners with Ballerina Katarina since he cannot eat hot food. We hear that Manly Mason had some good ideas and was even trying to suggest some more… romantic option. We’re a little bit disturbed that Manly Mason is considered an expert on romance in this city!

We hear that L.B.B. Locke got a little anxious later when Juliane came in and made a reference about him marrying her cousin. He was quick to say that he and Ballerina Katarina were not engaged. Reeeeaaally? You’re going to shack up with the girl and not make her your wife??? Not cool, L.B.B. Locke! Not at all cool! We’re not entirely sure L.B.B. Locke appreciates what an amazing woman he’s landed. Maybe Head of the Fam Johnny should kick his ass after all! The awkward moment was easily defused when Lil’ Bit Lirssa brought up the subject of Juliane’s new gallery which L.B.B. Locke showed a great deal of interest in. L.B.B. Lirssa saves the day again!

Regular Fight Night dueling as well as a Fists’ MegaBrawl brought quite the crowd into the Annex Sunday night. We hear that surprisingly enough even the storied (and half-retired) duelists, Amal and Xeno, were on hand to represent their team in the brawl. We hear that the Brawl was so insane that it was difficult to tell who was doing what to whom. Quite the spectacle! It proceeded laaaaate into the night and we hear that EVERYBODY ended up pretty beat up. And there’s still two more of them!

Lil’ Black Book Jaycy showed up to get in some regular dueling dressed in a pretty formal gown. We hear that she bailed on the wedding that was ongoing and was in quite the pissy little mood. Maybe she realized just how close to marriage she and Pslyder now are and it scared the living dickens out of her. We hope to God that the realization about the path that she’s on finally dawned in her dull little head. Come on, L.B.B. Jaycy! Don’t ruin the amazing reputation that you have made for yourself by sticking with one guy! There’s still half of RhyDin left for you to seduce and bed! We miss you snapping hearts in two and stomping on them with your heels!

Edited: January 24th, 2010

Fit Mama Thursday!

Wow! The Many Faces of Fio doesn’t seem to be having an easy time of things the last couple of weeks. She was seen Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn talking with a friend and was overheard telling the woman she was speaking with that Lucky Lawyer Lucien didn’t believe that she and Awful Ali were capable of raising Lil’ Bit Lirssa. We hear that T.M.F.O. Fio was VERY broken up about it. At the same time, Awful Ali and L.L. Lucien were spotted having some sort of private and very serious looking conversation on the porch.

T.M.F.O. Fio did run into Lil’ Bit Lirssa a bit later while she was picking out a bottle of alcohol to take to Head of the Fam Johnny’s yearly shindig. T.M.F.O. Fio didn’t seem all that comfortable with Lil’ Bit Lirssa running around at all hours of the night but didn’t really put her foot down either. We think that the pair of them may have already lost control of the girl. Too bad. She really needs a strong hand!

Thorne and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan are awfully close, aren’t they? Typically we write this off because she’s overly friendly with most everybody and he’s…. well, furry. That doesn’t exactly seem to be her type. Yet, the pair were again seen Thursday night where she was sitting in his lap. We know, we know. He says he sees her as a sister. But we’ve never met somebody who spends so much quality time with their “sister”, particularly a “sister” who is so affectionate. We’re not buying some sort of sibling relationship here. At least one of them has the hots for the other.

Edited: January 3rd, 2010

Muzzle Dater Sunday!

That Vanessa chick is a bit of a hard ass. We hear that she was overheard telling Harris about her new club, Sanctuary, Sunday night at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn and mentioned that she had some leg-breakers to keep crowds in line and make sure people paid their tabs. That’s not to say that she needs big burly men to make sure the crowds don’t get out of hand. Our sources say that she was quite adamant with Harris that she was more than capable of doing a little bit of crowd control herself. That’s really kind of HAWT!

Harris likes to surround himself with young women, that’s for sure. The easier the better! And Spade is certainly one of the easiest in town. We’ve lost count on the number of laps she’s been spotted on. Anyway, Harris was overheard saying that if his wife ever leaves him that he will marry Spade. Wonderful. That’s exactly what the world would need. Now the question is whether or not he’s above cheating on his wife??? We’re thinking he’s not and we’re pretty sure that Spade would have no problem sleeping with a married man.

We thought that the Many Faces of Fio was really adjusting to this whole motherhood thing but she and Lil’ Bit Lirssa were really at each other’s throats! There was quite a bit of bickering between the two before Awful Ali entered. It seems like it was all over L.B. Lirssa not telling T.M.F.O. Fio where she had dinner but we’re betting that there was something deeper to it. Could it be all those looks that Awful Ali has been shooting Eleanor??? We hate to say it since the Gossip GangSTAR himself married T.M.F.O. Fio and Awful Ali but there definitely seems to be  some chemistry between Awful Ali and Eleanor.

The night was not entirely depressing! There were a couple cute couples about! Sianna was present to keep her hubby, Head of the Fam Johnny, company during his shift! And Doc Eva and her man, Mason, were also about for the first time in quite a while. By the looks that they were shooting each other we have a theory on where they’ve been spending their time! Things certainly haven’t cooled down in their bedroom, we’re guessing! Doc Eva was overheard asking Sianna about her twins. She said they were growing big and strong and are almost a year old! Can you believe that???

Down in the Annex, Ms. Wyh Not and SUUUUPER Des were busy hosting and calling the Sunday night Fight Night! What a HAWT pair of divorcees! It looks like one of them might actually be about to become off the market as well. A… well, wolf-man named Roran has been paying a lot of attention to Ms. Wyh Not and has been eager to spend time with her, it seems. He was seen Sunday night making sure that she had a drink and keeping to her side. Iiiinteresting! We’re not sure if we ever pegged Ms. Wyh Not as the muzzle dating sort but he definitely seems to be taking good care of her. C’mon, you’re dying to know all the details of this one! We know we are! We’re going to be keeping our eyes peeled to see where it goes.

Our Darling Taneth was definitely acting a bit strange! We hear that one of the many pieces of her was walking around the Annex, asking the title holders or the Governor if there was anything she could do for them. It seems she was on hand to serve them. Quite a few of them appeared more than a little uncomfortable with the idea. The Gov MAN-tastic Matt and the Crew’s Tical both told her that they could take care of themselves and urged her to have a seat while the Crew’s Ria egged her on for her own amusement. We hear that at one point O.D. Taneth asked the Governor if he would like…. a foot rub??? Ew. This is starting to get creepy. We sure hope Tormay fixes this Taneth situation SOON!

As further proof that FLAWLESS Koy isn’t so flawless these days, we hear that she totally went off on somebody in the Annex laaaate into the night and was even seen throwing a punch outside the ring! The punch did not hit its intended target and instead collided with a cup of tea that O.D. Taneth was bringing over for her. Wow. We’re glad that Taneth herself didn’t get hit! FLAWLESS Koy seems out of control! Our sources say that her husband, the Governor MAN-tastic Matt, had to literally escort her out of the room. Not good. Not good at all!

Edited: January 2nd, 2010

Biggest, Baddest Sunday!

We hear that Brale Brother Reap and Elite Eleanor were once again spotted together at the bar having a quiet discussion and were seen leaving together. He has seemed to be on his best behavior as of late and our sources have even described him as “attentive” to Elite Eleanor. We have to start wondering. Could that woman really turn one of the Inn’s biggest bad boys around??? That would be a feat to write home about!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa was behind the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night helping Head of the Fam Johnny out as he tended. Things got quite dramatic when some teenage boy came in and upset Lirssa to the point that she was crying! And yelling at him! So not like Lil’ Bit Lirssa AT. ALL. We hear that H.O.T.F. Johnny had to hold L.B. Lirssa back and Mama Hen Sianna along with Kendall tried to stop the boy. He evidently put up one heck of a fight and left both ladies bruised before disappearing. Awful Ali and the Many Faces of Fio showed up just in time to console L.B. Lirssa who seemed quite shaken by the entire incident. Wow.

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was seen looking fabulous with the lovely Potter Piper! Yep, you saw that right! Potter Piper was in public! We hear that she’s been quite busy with her work and her friends have given her quite the hard time about being more social so we shall as well now. WE MISS YOU, POTTER PIPER!!! Oddly enough, one of Potter’s best friends, Real Estate Mogul Rena, was not with the duo. In fact, our sources say it’s been about a week since they’ve seen her in public. We sure hope she’s okay! We do hear that Potter Piper was quite interested to hear about R.E.M. Rena’s new man, Rico. Don’t you think that Potter Piper is going to totally dig Rico???

Some things never change! And one of those is PAAAARTY Girl Chase! She may occasionally switch out her drinking buddies. These days it seems that some chick named Scully is doing the honors. Yet, P.G. Chase remains the hard drinking, low brow humor loving girl that we’ve all come to know and feel sorry for. She hung out with her friend, Scully, and Scully’s man, Playboy Shane. He had just broken up with a girl when we went on hiatus and we hear that he’s already living with this one! Evidently the idea of ‘taking it slow’ has never crossed his mind.

Grumbling Grem sighting! Seriously! We’re not even playing! And it seems that he and Mad Cow Kazzy are still going just as strong as ever. They were seen all lovey dovey in the Inn laaaaate into the night. We hear that he’s been kept pretty busy with work but luckily for his work habits he has the most easily distracted girlfriend in the entire world. By the way, M.C. Kazzy was twirling a purple sparkly baton Sunday night. No idea why. The girl is completely bonkers but in an entirely amusing sort of way!

Down in the Inn’s basement Annex, a crowd gathered for not only the Fight Night duels but also a challenge match for the Old Temple Barony! Old Man Tass pressed challenge against the Loyal Baron Xanth but nobody was going to let it be that easy. The Overlord Anubis who stood as his baron’s second interceded on behalf of the baron which O.M. Tass found a bit surprising. We’re not so sure why he thought the Overlord wouldn’t test him. Could another Warlord have made a deal with him??? Either way, Anubis wasn’t backing down so the renegade Baron Lil’ Black Book Jaycy stepped in to champion O.M. Tass. After a looooong duel, L.B.B. Jaycy was defeated and O.M. Tass had to step in. He was able to defeat Anubis but maybe the match wore his old legs out because when he finally got in the ring with the Baron, he didn’t seem to have much left. Xanth easily beat him and earned the right to hold on to his ring.

Congratulations, Baron Xanth!

There were quite a few people on hand to watch the match! The Our Darling Twin Taneths were present and sporting cute little cheerleader outfits complete with pompoms in order to support O.M. Tass. For some reason we’re really just not at all surprised by the many Taneths. All the more cuteness in our book! The Taneths were overheard trying to convince Joex that he should let them find him a ’sweetheart’. OMG! That would be awesome. We’re all about Joex getting a girl!

Rumor has it that Merchant Antonio found his way into the Arena Sunday night. We still think that he’s being drugged. No way does a conservative, macho guy like Merchant Antonio like the fact that his wife-to-be Kid Doc Anya is not only banging another guy but plans to marry another guy on the same day she’s marrying him. This is really the most bizarre thing ever. We still think he’s going to wise up and end this before the wedding date. He’s not even hanging out with his old friends anymore! There are so many alarm bells going off over this one! We’re just shocked and dismayed it’s continued this long!

We hear that Merchant Antonio did talk to some of his friends a little while K.D. Anya hung off her newest man, Darien, who evidently was whispering sweet nothings in her ear even while M. Antonio was nearby. Yuck. Anyway, M. Antonio did get an opportunity to briefly catch up with Ms. Wyh Not as she called the Fight Night duels and she even introduced him to her lovely friend, Roran.

Deliciously Sinful Sin seemed to think it was a good idea to give Rowdy Rekah a Badsider. Yeah, you read that right. We hear she got a weeee bit tipsy! We’ve got a feeling that Awful Ali and D.S. Sin are going to have words about this. We only hope that we get to be in the room when they do!

Edited: December 21st, 2009