Chainsaw Saturday!

The Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet Saturday night. However, we do hear that Doc Eva was seen in a very intense sort of conversation with Nigel. Oh, don’t fret! We don’t think Doc Eva is planning on giving up Manly Mason (since he was in the room at the time chatting with Mac) and Nigel seems pretty smitten with Charna. We hear that Charna has been ill recently so we have to wonder if Nigel was questioning her in a professional capacity. The pair were definitely trying to keep from being overheard. You know the quickest way to get the Gossip GangSTAR staff curious is to whisper something we can’t hear!

Crazy Train Tara had her chainsaw out again for one reason or another. Our sources wisely keep their distance from C.T. Tara when she has her chainsaw or flamethrower out. It did lead to Mad Cow Kazzy telling a story to Doc Eva and Manly Mason that confirmed that she and Grumbling Grem are still a couple. Evidently he recently got stuck in cement (no idea why) and M.C. Kazzy had to use a chainsaw to cut him out. So Grumbling Grem and M.C. Kazzy ARE still together…. or at least that’s what half of us here in the Den of Gossip believe! Some still hold out that M.C. Kazzy is just crazy enough to have killed him and stuffed him in her closet and that’s why he hasn’t been seen out in the usual haunts lately. They don’t think this story is believable because there’s no way Grumbling Grem is crazy enough to entrust M.C. Kazzy with using a chainsaw so close to his body. What do YOU think?

Well, well, well. Mini-Frank Cor has been keeping a pretty low profile recently but our sources spotted him Saturday night in the Arena throwing down. We hear it has been two years since he was in a ring but he did pretty well. Potter Piper certainly seemed pretty impressed. We were surprised to hear that she was hanging out in the Arena as she’s been pretty anti-dueling and has often been overheard trying to convince her good friend Rena to spend less time there. She and M-F Cor chatted for several minutes. He is single now! We wonder if Potter Piper is going to make her move! They would actually make a pretty cute couple. The only problem is that M-F Cor doesn’t have much of an attention span for girlfriends. They come and go awfully quickly around him!

Edited: February 13th, 2010

Off With The Hair Thursday!

A busy Thursday night around town, particularly in the Red Dragon Inn, made up for a slow week of gossip! The night started off on an odd note as Lang seemed to have somehow trapped Den Mama Icer in a playpen with one of her hatchlings. Honestly, we have no idea which one. Her entire brood is just one giant blur to us. Anyway, D.M. Icer was NOT pleased but, as usual, the super self-involved Lang cared little for anything but his own amusement. We hear that he left her in there for several hours before returning her to her normal size and letting her out of the playpen. Niiiice. With all the family she’s got, it’s best not to mess with her. This isn’t going to end will for Lang.

The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker was still acting incredibly…. well, off! One of the Taneths went to give T.W.H.T. Tucker a nice long hug only to be GROPED! No lie! We hear that when she asked him if he missed her, he pulled her in closer and said “Can’t you tell?” UGH! Say it ain’t so! That’s disgusting. When did our strong, silent T.W.H.T. Tucker become a creepy old man??? Thankfully, Our Darling Taneth was able to wiggle her way free before he was able to make her more uncomfortable. That’s ridiculous!

Things didn’t get any better from there. T.W.H.T. Tucker had ANOTHER argument with Serena (isn’t that like three weeks in a row that their shift has ended in a fight?) and then PUNCHED Brale Brother Reap. We hear that he punched Reap so hard that he knocked him off his stool and that B.B. Reap actually spit out a TOOTH! Mad Cow Kazzy, Our Eve, and Lilli were on hand to make sure he was okay and collect his tooth and T.W.H.T. Tucker decided it was best to storm out. We would say that we bet B.B. Reap was PISSED but we bet he was actually sort of grateful. Can you imagine any other way that B.B. Reap would find to get three hot women tending to him???

OMG! WE TOLD YOU! We hear that Aja was seen with her ex, Padriq, Thursday night! Who is Padriq??? The HOTTEST Kidd brother…. Okay, okay. The ONLY HAWT Kidd brother! The pair had a loooong intimate chat. We hear that they both looked really into one another. THEN HE KISSED HER! No lie! Did we call it or did we call it??? This is a reunion we’ve seen in the works for MONTHS! However, we sure hope that they take it nice and slow. They rushed head first into it last time and we hope Padriq saw his mistake. Rushing too far too quickly can only scare your partner off! Take your time! Enjoy it! And congratulations to the pair of you for re-discovering love!

Then the night took a really crazy turn….

Sullen Sal stormed in from the Arena all pissed off and Crazy Train Tara had to clean the blood off his face and calm him down. C.T. Tara acting motherly is just a bit too freaky for us. Just as the situation seemed to be settling, Anubis decided to show up! Yep! It goes from a bad night to an absolutely insane night from here. Anubis demanded Bekah dance for him as he cuddled C.T. Tara which led to Lucky Lawyer Lucien IMMEDIATELY throwing a punch at Anubis. He didn’t even give Bekah a chance to refuse. He just lashed out at Anubis! The two just totally start absolutely BRAWLING in the middle of the Inn. Brale Brother Reap who never seems to miss a good bar fight jumped into the fray as well and for a while it seemed like they’d really lay a beating on Anubis.

Unfortunately for Reap, Dave decided to SHOT HIM IN HIS LEG and as Brale Brother Reap was dealing with the initial shock of being shot in the middle of the Inn, Dave pistol whipped him. B.B. Reap went down in a heap. Heh. That rhymes. Even Charna got a blow on Anubis! We hear that she packs a pretty mean punch with a shovel! C.T. Tara used the confusion as an opportunity to grab Bekah by the hair and threaten to kill her… which then brought Sal into the fight. As he and C.T. Tara beat on each other, Bekah CUT OFF HER OWN HAIR to get away from C.T. Tara.

Eventually, Anubis and C.T. Tara left the scene of the crime, leaving a lot of destruction and mayhem in their wake. This whole event is so crazy that we don’t even have to add our own commentary to it to make it sensational! WOW!

Edited: February 3rd, 2010

Megabrawl Sunday!

We’re not really sure if chaos and mayhem follow Mad Cow Kazzy or if she causes it but Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn was a perfect example of the trouble that can happen when you’re hanging out with her. We hear that Lirssa, Serena, and Mick were coloring with her when the monster on the page that M.C. Kazzy was coloring started to come to life AND EAT HER HAND!!! Lirssa tried to peel the beast off Kazzy and Serena tried to pull Kazzy’s hand out while the thing spit smelly mud at them. Fortunately, Mick came to the rescue and set the thing on fire. Unfortunately for Eleanor, she was in wake zone when the thing exploded mud all over the place. Wow. What do you even say to that???

Wow! Things just do NOT seem to be getting better for the Taneths… or for Lucky Lawyer Lucien for that matter! He walked in Sunday night to find Crazy Train Tara and Rowdy Rekah hiding under the table while one the Taneths threw stuff at the girls and spoke of eating them! OMG! To make matters even worse, Rowdy Rekah had a gun and C.T. Tara was urging her to blow the Taneths heads off. First of all, who in the world gave Rowdy Rekah a gun??? We have a strong feeling that this may be blamed entirely on Sullen Sal. Doesn’t it seem right up his alley???

Anyway, Lucky Lawyer Lucien had to intervene as usual but, unfortunately, this seemed to be one of those rare opportunities that he was NOT able to calm the situation down. He ended up getting into a fight with some mystery guy named Dave who C.T. Tara had put in charge of guarding Rowdy Rekah. When L.L. Lucien went to punch this Dave guy, he ducked and L.L. Lucien hit Rowdy Rekah instead, knocking Rekah out! In the mayhem that ensued, one of the Taneths kidnapped Rekah and L.L. Lucien and this Dave guy just started WAILING on each other! C.T. Tara eventually had to calm L.L. Lucky down while Nigel held Lil’ Bit Lirssa back to keep her out of the fray! How odd is that???

The Megabrawls of the dueling venues have NOTHING on a Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn evidently!

Edited: February 1st, 2010

Frenemy Thursday!

Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn started off quietly enough. We hear that Nigel and Brale Brother Reap are quickly becoming BFFs. They’re practically inseparable these days. In large part, this seems to be due to the fact that they have both been seriously bitten by the dueling bug. They’ve been seen spending large amounts of time in the dueling venues, bashing heads in. We’re not all that surprised, particularly with B.B. Reap. He just seems to fit into the heavy drinking and gratuitous violence of the dueling venues. Anyway, the pair were seen talking strategy Thursday night in the Inn over drinks before they headed off to get their duel on.

Things were immediately tense between The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker and his bar mate, Serena, when they showed up for their shift. The back-and-forth bickering lasted pretty much the entire length of their shift and at one point T.W.H.T. Tucker accused her of not being excited enough about getting married. We hear that Serena also had some sharp words for some girl that she seemed to think was too trampy to be flirting with T.W.H.T. Tucker. Reeeeaaaally? Too trampy, huh? We’re starting to see a possible motive behind all this tension. Are you??? It wasn’t just Serena who he exchanged harsh words for, though. We hear that he got into it with Manly Mason, threatened Prof. Jolyon, and yelled at Crazy Train Tara for calling him a “pod person”. Then he screwed up The Many Faces of Fio’s order so badly that she looked ready to bash him over the head with something. Awful Ali had to step in and calm her down! You have to be careful with those pregnant women, T.W.H.T. Tucker! They will bite your hand off if you mess with them!

The fireworks didn’t end with T.W.H.T. Tucker storming out! Both C.T Tara and Dawn were spotted at the bar exchanging biting commentary. What do the pair of them have in common? Well, Anubis, of course! Dawn is the wife of Anubis and as most know C.T. Tara is madly in love with him and probably sleeping with him. The wife and the mistress face-off! It’s an oldie but NEVER EVER gets played out! The nasty comments didn’t last long. The two seemed to agree that they should be besties…. er, we’re not buying this at all! We’re sure they’re each just playing this frenemy game to sit in wait to kill the other. Who do you have your money on???

Daniel is NOT going to like to hear that Kazzy has given up all hope of Lizzie coming back but it seems that she’s done just that! She was overheard chatting with Fiora (and, really, those two are just two peas in a pod) and when Fiora asked about Lizzie, Kazzy said that she wasn’t holding out much hope that she would be coming back. Aw. Poor Danny. That’s so sad! Well, we know a couple cute, single chicks to hook you up with Danny. Give us a ring! You can have your pick!

O.M.G. Say it ain’t so! We have just about had enough of this! Lil’ Black Book Jaycy looked down right ridiculous according to our sources with a rose up to her nose when she came into the Arena Thursday night. We hear that she couldn’t tell the Girlfriend of the Keeper Who Shall Not Be Mentioned Per His Orders fast enough about how Pslyder spread rose petals all over her bed. Ugh. GAG! This is getting completely ridiculous. The next thing you know she’ll be skipping and making chains of daisies. What happened to the tough heart-breaker that we fell in love with??? THIS MUST STOP!!!

Edited: January 27th, 2010

Do The Reap Friday!

OMG! Say it ain’t so, Tucker??? We hear that he was back in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night throwing back drinks harder than usual and hitting on yet another round of trashy women! We’re starting to agree with Crazy Train Tara. He really has turned into a pod person! Despite several of the women seeming quite interested in heading home with The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker, he ended up storming out of the Inn all by himself. For a man that’s spending a lot of time hitting on women, he doesn’t seem to be taking any of them home. This whole thing is really odd.

Harris has a great ability to annoy beautiful young women until they like him. It’s a completely inexplicable talent but that’s exactly what he does! He made Sarah fall and spill the bags she was carrying. Then he refused to help her pick up the items that had spilled out. Yet, she still had a seat with him and a pretty lengthy discussion. We’re at a complete loss here. Why do you women keep giving this man the time of day??? First of all, he’s married. Second of all, he’s not all that good looking. And third of all, he’s kind of a jerk!

Speaking of Harris, we really think that someone should have a good long talk with the Governor about enacting some sort of law that forces him and Brale Brother Reap to remain at a certain distance from one another. We here at the Den of Gossip think that only bad things can happen when the two of them get together! They drank at the bar together for quite a while Friday night. B.B. Reap was asking Harris if it was true that Harris tricked Nigel into paying his bar tab instead of B.B. Reap’s for Christmas. Harris denied the charge and then proceeded to show B.B. Reap a dance that he made in his honor. Our sources claim that the dance looks a lot like a fish flopping around on the ground to its death. Cute.

O.M.G. We’re not sure what exactly is bigger news. Evidently our sources claim to have spotted Crazy Train Tara and The Many Faces of Fio deeeeep in conversation late into the night. C.T. Tara evidently made some sort of comment that suggested T.M.F.O. Fio is pregnant. Typically, we wouldn’t even bother to report C.T. Tara’s insane ramblings but this comes on the heels of the news that Lil’ Bit Lirssa made a similar comment several days prior. Wow. If that’s true… just wow. Considering all of T.M.F.O. Fio’s issues, that just doesn’t seem like the sort of additional responsibility that poor Awful Ali needs in his life. We’re still not convinced it’s true, though. Anyway, we also hear that T.M.F.O. Fio was overheard suggesting to C.T. Tara that Lucky Lawyer Lucien can’t…. well, do the deed…. if you know what we’re saying. That was the only bit of the conversation that our sources could catch but we are dying to know more! So many women’s fantasies would be ruined by that news!

We totally HEART Cutie Carley! It seems that she’s been seen back in the usual haunts lately with her friend Cy. In fact, Friday night she was spotted in the Annex to catch some duels. She evidently confronted Jay for making moves on Mad Cow Kazzy, calling her “Grem’s girl”. She seemed quite convinced that Grumbling Grem was totally going to beat Jay up for getting close with his girl. Somehow the conversation took a turn for Cutie Carley explaining the birds and the bees to Jay! No lie! Jay quickly turned the subject away from sex. We’re starting to wonder what Jay’s deal is about sex. He certainly seems to be turning down a lot of it! Cutie Carley was overheard telling him that the reason that she’s been off the radar is that she and Cy have been busy working her shipping business but that due to the bad weather they’ve been spending more time in RhyDin. If that’s the case, we hope spring NEVER comes!

Edited: January 24th, 2010