But All The Cool Kids Are Experimenting Friday!

We’re dyyyying to know exactly when Cutie Carley’s relationship with Cy moved past the friendship zone! We weren’t sure if they would ever cross that line! However, they certainly seemed more than friends Friday night when our sources caught sight of them in the Red Dragon Inn. They were sharing goofy grins and he even was seen patting her leg. You know… we were hoping that these two would get together but now that they have we’re left wondering if he’s good enough for her! She is the most adorable thing on the face of the planet!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa was tending the bar and Kendall and Serena were there with her. We hear that Serena was telling the girls that The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker is better now! We’re super glad to hear that. Evidently all that commotion the night before led to Doc Eva cutting out whatever it was that was causing him to act like… well, like a dirty old man. When he felt up Our Darling Taneth a couple weeks back that was really the last straw. We’re glad that somebody finally did something! Now if only somebody will do something to help O.D. Taneth!

Oh, wow. Has Darcy had a healthy relationship??? Mega Mom Icer was overheard trying to calm her “daughter” down but not much seemed to be working. Somehow Darcy’s current boyfriend, Shadow, made her so angry that she made quite the scene. There was screaming, pounding on doors, and death threats. We hear that she COMPLETELY embarrassed herself by going all crazy girlfriend on him. Later when she finally calmed down a bit she was seen in tears, singing some sad love song. Le sigh. Will this girl ever gain some self-respect???

L.B. Lirssa was seen chatting with Lucky Lawyer Lucien! It seems that some believe she would be better off going off to boarding school! Aw! How sad would that make us??? We’ve got to say, though, it might actually be in her best interest. If she has the friends that can pay for some fancy boarding school, why should she remain in RhyDin tending bar and running the streets??? We hear that she didn’t seem really keen on talking about the subject and instead forced L.L. Lucien to tell her about all the fights he’s been getting into recently. Iiiiinteresting! Our sources couldn’t hear the details which is really a shame because we’d love to hear the explanation for L.L. Lucien’s recent short temper!

What…??? Brale Brother Reap asked L.L. Lucien if he would be okay with him…. well, doing something that even we can’t repeat to Crazy Train Tara!!! Does he have a death wish??? L.L. Lucien told him that he should go for it and C.T. Tara told L.L. Lucien that she would think of him while she was doing the nasty with B.B. Reap. Awesome. Nigel was seen talking quietly to B.B. Reap during this whole incident and perhaps he was able to get through to him because at the end of the night C.T. Tara went her way and B.B. Reap went another. One of the interns believes that B.B. Reap probably just did it to tick off Anubis. We’re not so sure, though. We doubt Anubis holds out hope that C.T. Tara is holding out for him and him alone.

We just do NOT get the rules of Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Joey’s relationship. It seems that while they are dating one another, they both have other men that they’re interested in. We’re not sure who Joey’s new man is but evidently S.P.G. Teagan’s guy is named Emmerich. According to our sources S.P.G. Teagan really seems to dig this guy. Not enough to give up Joey, though. We still think that this is just a phase in Joey’s life and that Teagan’s going to be hurt pretty darn bad when she moves on. In fact, our sources say that S.P.G. Teagan has invited Joey to move in with her but Joey declined. Iiiinteresting! Maybe S.P.G. Teagan wants to get serious with Joey but it’s Joey that doesn’t want to get serious with S.P.G. Teagan???

Harris hasn’t decided to start dueling again (which certainly would be a sight as he is a living Outback legend) but he has taken to hanging out in his old haunts again. Even G’naughty G’nort seemed a bit surprised to see him hanging out and causing trouble down there once again. We can only hope that this return to the dueling venues is followed by his wife’s return. We have heard some GLORIOUS stories about her!

Also worth mentioning is that Kitty was seen in the Annex with her husband… who is now sporting breasts. Yeah, for some reason Tass is a woman. We have no idea why and it’s one of those things where you just don’t want to know any additional information, you know?

Edited: February 13th, 2010

Patty Fingers Sunday!

Sometimes no matter how many times our sources explain to us what happened in the Red Dragon Inn on a given night, we just don’t understand. Maybe there are things that are just too crazy for us to wrap our minds around! That was Sunday night. Evidently there was a gingerbread ship full of gingerbread pirates who went on some sort of rampage in the Inn with Darcy, Lang, and Mega Mom Icer as its victims. The ship disappeared as suddenly as it appeared, though, and the patrons of the Red Dragon Inn were safe once more.

Harris bet Lil’ Bit Lirssa a silver that Harper would beat Kendall in a game of darts. We really didn’t think L.B. Lirssa to be the gambling sort but Harris is annoying enough to make anyone turn against their nature in order to shut him up! Kendall won the game of darts and L.B. Lirssa was excited to collect her coins. Perhaps Harper’s game was thrown off a bit because we hear she was admiring John’s new haircut. Well, after the game, Harris decided he needed to shake down Harper to recover the money he lost in his bet. The pair went blow for blow until L.B. Lirssa provided Harris with an ale… which, of course, distracted him from his shake down.

The night of fights didn’t stop there. Manly Mason and Doc Eva really ripped into Serena! Our sources couldn’t exactly tell what the argument was about but during the course of it both Manly Mason and Doc Eva stomped off once. Lil’ Bit Lirssa seemed to play peacemaker which again proves that she’s the most mature person in the Inn on any given night while Playboy Shane seemed to be sticking close to Serena’s side to offer emotional support. Crazy. We have no idea what this was about but you better believe we’re going to keep our ear to the ground!

Juliane was behind the bar and it seems that will be a regular occurrence. We do love Smith tenders! We hear that she caught Playboy Shane’s eye. Although, honestly, it’s not all that hard to catch Playboy Shane’s eye. Anyway, he was overheard asking Darcy about her later in the evening. We hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa piped in to let Playboy Shane know that Juliane was Johnny’s sister and that if Shane got “all patty fingers with her” that Johnny would clobber Playboy Shane! HILARIOUS! We hear that Marvelous Mira was cracking up.

There were some Fight Night duels happening in the Annex but for the most part attention was focused on the Fists Tag Team Tournament that was taking place for the Tour. Although they only lasted one match, Jake and Napoleon certainly took the reward for best trash talkers! Who would have thought a rat and an orc would be so good at talking smack to their opponents??? They were so good, however, that we’re surprised that Smokin’ Sartan and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt were able to keep it together and beat them!

In the end nobody could match Sartan and MAN-tastic Matt’s skill and the pair took the tag team tournament. Congratulations to both of them!

Edited: February 8th, 2010

Expecting Monday!

What do you know? Monday night found Dean and Susan drinking together at the Red Dragon Inn… again. These two are AWFULLY close for being “just friends”. Don’t you agree??? We hear that Lang threatened to try to steal Dean’s girl away from him. At this point we’re at a loss as to whether he means Quinn or Susan. Either way, the comment made Dean a little pissy. Although, we’re not entirely sure that “pissy” is a mood for him or just a general state of being. We do know for a fact that BOTH of those girls can do better. Lots better.

No way! We cannot believe it but evidently it’s true! The Many Faces of Fio was overheard telling Kendall that she and Ali are expecting a baby in August. You’ve GOT to be kidding us. Really, we cannot even IMAGINE what got into Ali’s head. It has to be unplanned, right??? With everything he has to worry about does he really need a kid as well??? Can you imagine Sullen Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin as uncles??? We really hope that this doesn’t turn into a train wreck because we really want the best for both of them!

Well, the theme of the night wasn’t inappropriate conversations as it was several nights before but when does that ever stop Joey and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan??? The pair are evidently involved in some sort of relationship but were not exactly sure what that means. We’re pretty darn sure that it doesn’t mean that they’re monogamous. Anyway, Joey was overheard Monday night in the Outback asking S.P.G. Teagan whether or not S.P.G. Teagan thought Joey’s boobs were big enough or if she should get bigger ones. Wow. What else can you say to that really??? We know you are all dying to know what S.P.G. Teagan’s response was. She evidently said that she likes Joey’s boobs just the way they are. That’s probably what passes as a sweet comment between the two of them.

Edited: January 26th, 2010

No Way Saturday!

NO WAY!!! Our sources claim that they spotted our FAVORITE — Den Mama Sid — behind the bar on Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! How awesome is that??? WE DIE! We hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa confessed to using her SOPCoD on an orc and that it broke in half but thankfully mended itself back together. D.M. Sid seemed to get quite a kick out of it and encouraged her to use the titanium cranium crusher that Crazy Train Tara had gotten her some years ago when something a little stronger than the SOPCoD was needed. Uhhh… we’d actually prefer Lil’ Bit Lirssa keep her hands off of anything that has C.T. Tara’s fingerprints all over it.

Really, Playboy Shane??? Now we’ve always thought there was a…. certain unresolved vibe between Playboy Shane and Marvelous Mira so we’re actually pretty unsurprised to hear that they were seen having a private discussion with one another in a back booth in the Inn. The theory here at the Den of Gossip is that Playboy Shane is a little more into Marvelous Mira than she is into him…. but we think that’s just her appeal to Playboy Shane. Every girl in his past has fallen to his feet and immediately worshiped the very ground he walks on. Marvelous Mira, on the other hand, is a tough catch. We actually hope she doesn’t fall for him because he’s so got that guy complex where he gets bored with a girl as soon as he wins her over. We wonder what Cowboy Jake’s got to say about this????

It seems that Lil’ Bit Lirssa has hooked up with RhyDin native Kendall to find a way for some of RhyDin’s orphaned or abandoned youths to make their own way in the city! We can’t think of a more appropriate pair to put such an idea together! They were overheard discussing it with The Many Faces of Fio and Awful Ali Saturday night for quite a while. It seems that the girls want to give a home to the kids while giving them a way to earn that home. They seemed to decide that they need to start a business for the kids to try their hand at while having other smaller jobs for those who aren’t looking for such a permanent home. We hear at the Den of Gossip always need people to deliver our printed flyers out to the coffee shops and businesses around town! The pay is decent! Drop us a line, girls!

Maria and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan were seen in the Arena discussing the program that she’s starting to teach little girls and young women how to duel and how to defend themselves. We definitely like the idea! We’re all about strong women! However, we do have to question the people’s she’s got involved. S.P.G. Teagan? Lil’ Black Book Jaycy? Even Maria herself? Not really the trio we’d be incredibly willing to hand Intern Pumpkin Head over to, you know??? We hear that there’s quite a few more duelists who have supported it in one way or another, though. Ms. Wyh Not and G’naughty G’nort have both donated significantly to the cause. The Baroness Rena and the Wrecking Crew’s Kheldar are both pitching in to help find a location for it. Perhaps it’ll all come together better than we expect! We sure hope so!

Oh no! Somebody should STOP this! We hear that Rowdy Rekah and G’naughty G’nort spent most of Saturday night together and…. well, our sources say that the conversation was awfully friendly. Are we the only ones a little uneasy by the suggestion that G’naughty G’nort and Rowdy Rekah were flirting with another? Our sources said that they wouldn’t go as far as labeling it “flirting” but that the pair definitely raised a couple eyebrows through out the night. We have to wonder what Sullen Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin think about Rowdy Rekah spending some much time with G’naughty G’nort???

Edited: January 16th, 2010

Biggest, Baddest Sunday!

We hear that Brale Brother Reap and Elite Eleanor were once again spotted together at the bar having a quiet discussion and were seen leaving together. He has seemed to be on his best behavior as of late and our sources have even described him as “attentive” to Elite Eleanor. We have to start wondering. Could that woman really turn one of the Inn’s biggest bad boys around??? That would be a feat to write home about!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa was behind the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night helping Head of the Fam Johnny out as he tended. Things got quite dramatic when some teenage boy came in and upset Lirssa to the point that she was crying! And yelling at him! So not like Lil’ Bit Lirssa AT. ALL. We hear that H.O.T.F. Johnny had to hold L.B. Lirssa back and Mama Hen Sianna along with Kendall tried to stop the boy. He evidently put up one heck of a fight and left both ladies bruised before disappearing. Awful Ali and the Many Faces of Fio showed up just in time to console L.B. Lirssa who seemed quite shaken by the entire incident. Wow.

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was seen looking fabulous with the lovely Potter Piper! Yep, you saw that right! Potter Piper was in public! We hear that she’s been quite busy with her work and her friends have given her quite the hard time about being more social so we shall as well now. WE MISS YOU, POTTER PIPER!!! Oddly enough, one of Potter’s best friends, Real Estate Mogul Rena, was not with the duo. In fact, our sources say it’s been about a week since they’ve seen her in public. We sure hope she’s okay! We do hear that Potter Piper was quite interested to hear about R.E.M. Rena’s new man, Rico. Don’t you think that Potter Piper is going to totally dig Rico???

Some things never change! And one of those is PAAAARTY Girl Chase! She may occasionally switch out her drinking buddies. These days it seems that some chick named Scully is doing the honors. Yet, P.G. Chase remains the hard drinking, low brow humor loving girl that we’ve all come to know and feel sorry for. She hung out with her friend, Scully, and Scully’s man, Playboy Shane. He had just broken up with a girl when we went on hiatus and we hear that he’s already living with this one! Evidently the idea of ‘taking it slow’ has never crossed his mind.

Grumbling Grem sighting! Seriously! We’re not even playing! And it seems that he and Mad Cow Kazzy are still going just as strong as ever. They were seen all lovey dovey in the Inn laaaaate into the night. We hear that he’s been kept pretty busy with work but luckily for his work habits he has the most easily distracted girlfriend in the entire world. By the way, M.C. Kazzy was twirling a purple sparkly baton Sunday night. No idea why. The girl is completely bonkers but in an entirely amusing sort of way!

Down in the Inn’s basement Annex, a crowd gathered for not only the Fight Night duels but also a challenge match for the Old Temple Barony! Old Man Tass pressed challenge against the Loyal Baron Xanth but nobody was going to let it be that easy. The Overlord Anubis who stood as his baron’s second interceded on behalf of the baron which O.M. Tass found a bit surprising. We’re not so sure why he thought the Overlord wouldn’t test him. Could another Warlord have made a deal with him??? Either way, Anubis wasn’t backing down so the renegade Baron Lil’ Black Book Jaycy stepped in to champion O.M. Tass. After a looooong duel, L.B.B. Jaycy was defeated and O.M. Tass had to step in. He was able to defeat Anubis but maybe the match wore his old legs out because when he finally got in the ring with the Baron, he didn’t seem to have much left. Xanth easily beat him and earned the right to hold on to his ring.

Congratulations, Baron Xanth!

There were quite a few people on hand to watch the match! The Our Darling Twin Taneths were present and sporting cute little cheerleader outfits complete with pompoms in order to support O.M. Tass. For some reason we’re really just not at all surprised by the many Taneths. All the more cuteness in our book! The Taneths were overheard trying to convince Joex that he should let them find him a ’sweetheart’. OMG! That would be awesome. We’re all about Joex getting a girl!

Rumor has it that Merchant Antonio found his way into the Arena Sunday night. We still think that he’s being drugged. No way does a conservative, macho guy like Merchant Antonio like the fact that his wife-to-be Kid Doc Anya is not only banging another guy but plans to marry another guy on the same day she’s marrying him. This is really the most bizarre thing ever. We still think he’s going to wise up and end this before the wedding date. He’s not even hanging out with his old friends anymore! There are so many alarm bells going off over this one! We’re just shocked and dismayed it’s continued this long!

We hear that Merchant Antonio did talk to some of his friends a little while K.D. Anya hung off her newest man, Darien, who evidently was whispering sweet nothings in her ear even while M. Antonio was nearby. Yuck. Anyway, M. Antonio did get an opportunity to briefly catch up with Ms. Wyh Not as she called the Fight Night duels and she even introduced him to her lovely friend, Roran.

Deliciously Sinful Sin seemed to think it was a good idea to give Rowdy Rekah a Badsider. Yeah, you read that right. We hear she got a weeee bit tipsy! We’ve got a feeling that Awful Ali and D.S. Sin are going to have words about this. We only hope that we get to be in the room when they do!

Edited: December 21st, 2009