Romance Lessons Wednesday!

The Many Faces of Fio showed up as one of her other selves Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn much to her new friend, Kate’s confusion. Fio really should warn people when meeting them that she’s absolutely bonkers. It would certainly make their lives a lot easier. However, it would also be a lot less amusing… so, on second thought, just keep not telling them. We have to wonder how a small child is going to deal with his/her mother changing personalities like that. Ugh. We love Ali and Fio. We’re just not sure how this is going to work out. Fio’s going to need a lot of support and she just doesn’t seem to have it.

Too late, ladies! We told you that this Daniel seemed a bit too good to stay single long in this town! The restaurant owner is handsome and doesn’t seem to have any weird tendencies at first glance. Well, Riley seems to think the same thing! They’ve been seen together in the Inn quite a bit lately and last night she was overheard asking him out on a date. We like girls who know what they want and don’t wait for men to make the first move! Get him, girl! She looked pretty hot too in a pencil dress and with her hair and makeup done smartly. And he was no fool! He accepted her invitation for dinner and a movie. Who wouldn’t???

Evidently Darcy hasn’t been reading our blog… or she was playing dumb to give Lilli a hard time. Knowing Darcy and her love to hear about herself, we’re pretty sure she’s not skipping our blog and that she was actually just playing dumb. Anyway, Darcy gave Zev the third degree to find out exactly what his relationship with Lilli was. The pair were very vague but it was clear to everyone, including clueless Darcy, that they’re quite together. Good for Lilli! We sure hope that he treats her as well as she deserves to be treated!

Porthos seemed to be giving lessons in romance to Renne in the Outback Wednesday night. Iiiinteresting. We’re not really sure that Renne has any need for that and if we were going to be getting lessons in romance we’re not exactly sure that Porthos is who we’d go to… but whatever. We hear that the Frenchman was handing out flowers and sappy soliloquies. If nothing else, Porthos sure is entertaining! While our sources may have been entertained, Renne just seemed a bit confused.

Considering it is the night before the start of the next round of Madness dueling, things might be starting to look rosy for Jake! His opponent for this coming round, Maria, was seen looking mighty worn down and ill in the Outback. She had a quiet conversation with her teammate, Kheldar, and then had some sort of confrontation with Kalamere before stalking out. Kalamere didn’t linger long on whatever went down between them because Teagan was on hand to distract him. It seems she was trying to get him to say that she’s his favorite baroness. Iiiiinteresting? Could this all just be some sort of power struggle between the baronesses with Kalamere in the middle? Now THAT would be amusing! If that’s what’s going on, he certainly doesn’t seem to be complaining!

Kalamere also had a conversation with Ms. Wyh Not about her struggle to become a warlord! She’s so close now and we’re so excited for her! Just two more wins and there will be a Ravenlock among the upper ranks. How exciting! Anyway, it seems that Wyh is definitely interested in challenging when she does make rank but is still torn about whether to challenge on principle or because she’s interested in the district. She questioned Kalamere at length about the baronies he’s held and the reasons he’s challenged for. Isn’t she just the classiest lady EVER?!?!

Edited: April 1st, 2010

Winter Cycle Warlord Tournament!

A talented pool of warlords that included several former barons and former overlords gathered to fight it out in the winter cycle Warlord Tournament for an intercession free shot at the Overlord, Ticallion Carter. There were twelve warlords including the Talon (due to a new perk that will now be associated with the Talon allowing its winner to enter into the storied event) and it seemed that all were well prepared to lay it all down for a chance to win the test of endurance, stamina, and heart!

The holder of the Talon, Imp, was in rare form. Our sources reported back to us that he was already calling himself “the Overlord”  and shouting at his opponents that they were not allowed to hit him. We have a feeling that G’nort was suddenly rethinking this whole Talon in the Warlord Tournament thing. Imp was certainly making a spectacle of himself because if there’s one thing Imp knows how to do well it’s get attention!

Big shock! Another night, another chance for Kalamere to get close with another baroness. The night before it was Teagan and Sunday night it was Lil’ Black Book Jaycy that was seen getting cozy with Kal. We hear that she was seen laying a kiss against his cheek while they watched the Arena’s warlords duke it out. We’re pretty surprised to see that Kalamere didn’t enter the tournament himself. Maybe he wasn’t fibbing when he said that he was no longer interested in titles. Kal didn’t stick around long but was sure to tell Jaycy that they would catch up later in the week. Oh, we bet that they will!

Soerl didn’t have an easy going in the tournament. Not only was he getting it from all angles in the ring but his wife, Lydia, wasn’t too thrilled with him either. Evidently she was overheard giving him quite the lecture for his recent behavior towards Cutie Carley and Harper. While Soerl apologized to Harper, he didn’t seem to keen on the idea of apologizing to Cutie Carley. In fact, he was overheard saying that she had been “mean” to him. Are you serious? She’s the most adorable thing on the planet! We don’t buy it all! We always knew there was a reason that we didn’t like Soerl! JERK! Harper stuck up for Carley and told him to take it easy on her. Yay, Harper!

OMG! John was in a pretty anxious sort of mood Sunday night. Has playing two girls got to be too much for him??? Our sources tell us that he was actually overheard saying to Harper that May’s going to kill him for leading her to believe that he and Harper are over! WHAT?!?! Dude, you don’t tell one girl how you’ve been playing the other. Confessions are only good for the heart, not for staying alive!

Oh, no! Who in their right mind said it was okay for Rowdy Rekah to be spending time with Cas??? We hear that they have often been seen together while we’ve been gone and that it has a creepy sort of romantic vibe to it. Ugh. Cas was overheard calling Rekah a distraction between matches due to her beauty (gross!) and the pair seemed actually smitten. There is something so very wrong about this. Where are all the protective forces in her life to stop this??? Our sources also say that Cas was overheard saying that he had only entered for the competition and wasn’t actually interested in the Overlord title. He is, however, interested in becoming a baron. There’s usually a round of baronial challenges right after the Warlord Tournament. We wouldn’t be shocked if Cas turned out to be one of them. Who do YOU think he will challenge?

Marcus was the MAN in the tournament! The kid’s been a real dueling whiz and he made sure to put his stamp on this tournament. We hear that one round he even SHUT OUT the very experienced Morgan in five rounds. Ouch! Morgan made up for it a bit by having her own shut out in five in the loser’s bracket over Red who is an old warlord who returned just in time for the WLT.

In the end, however, the crazy Talon holder, Imp, emerged from the Winner’s Bracket and Wrecking Crew member, Kheldar, emerged from the Loser’s Bracket. The Crew failed to secure their hold on the Overlord title through this Warlord Tournament as the Talon shut out Kheldar in six rounds! We hear that Imp was a little anxious when Dioxane  told him that his prize was a shot at Tical for the title. That is he was afraid until he remembered that Tical owes him a debt. Unfortunately, Imp didn’t explain further but we’re dyyyyying to know what Tical owes Imp and why!

I guess we’ll just have to wait for that challenge to be issued to know the details!

Edited: March 15th, 2010

Hot Single Dad Alert Wednesday!

How unsurprised are we by this??? Scully came into the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night while Playboy Shane was chatting with some chick and Avery and made a complete fool of herself. We hear that she shouted his name, ran over to him, and started kissing on him. This girl just can’t STAND her man talking to other girls. We’re actually embarrassed for Playboy Shane. She might as well just pee on him to mark her territory. How far you have fallen, man. How far you have fallen.

Thankfully, the ridiculous girlfriend didn’t stay long which gave Playboy Shane a chance to catch up with someone we’d really like to see him date — PAARTY Girl Chase! Oh, come on! They’d be perfect together. Can you imagine the bar tab the two of them could put together? It seems from the conversation that our sources overheard P.G. Chase and Brandon are living together. Iiiinteresting. We don’t exactly see Brandon as the type to live with a girl for very long before he marries her. He’s got some pretty good morals at the heart of him we think but P.G. Chase is so not the marrying type. We’re interested to see how that works out!

The city’s HOTTEST single dad was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night! No lie! Oh, how we’ve missed us some Bane! He was seen chatting with a couple Grazianos and Kheldar. Now if you followed our blog about two years ago you’ll know that for a while there was a very real sort of energy between Myria Graziano and Bane! In fact, our sources were pretty sure that they were dating for a while before Bane moved on to another chick which did NOT make Myria very happy. It seems that two years have not calmed her anger because she was pretty rough on Bane. Ouch. Poor guy!

Edited: February 11th, 2010

Real Human Emotion Monday!

It was a quiet night in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night but we do hear that Chief Mischief Maker Eless was spotted spending some time with her friends. One encounter, however, proved not so friendly. One of the Taneths had some pretty threatening remarks to make towards the patrons gathered, including C.M.M. Eless. This is really starting to get frightening. And Tormay’s off challenging the Overlord! We thought he was off trying to find a solution to the Taneth problem! We think he should spend a little more time concentrating on his wife! Things are clearly getting worse!

Evidently Anubis survived the Melee in the Inn because he was seen alive and well Monday night in the Outback. We hear that he was overheard pushing Kheldar to duel him in the Tour so that would certainly suggest that he wasn’t suffering any long term problems from the brawl. It seems that through all of it Brale Brother Reap was the one who was the worst off having gotten shot in the leg. Poor B.B. Reap! He didn’t even start the thing! He was just jumping in on the back end!

The Taneths were also seen in the Outback causing problems. The Many Faces of Fio intervened and grabbed one of the Taneths by the hair for threatening Rowdy Rekah and Lil’ Bit Lirssa. We hear that she wasn’t just threatening them but threatening them with DEATH! T.M.F.O. Fio was NOT pleased and was looking quite ill. Once Manly Mason and Doc Eva jumped into the fray, the Taneths disappeared and T.M.F.O. Fio left Lil’ Bit Lirssa in their care to head home. We sure hope she’s okay because she looked pretty sickly Monday night!

Crazy Train Tara got into it laaaate Monday night with Joey and Darcy over…. what else? Anubis. Joey was trying to tell C.T. Tara the tale of Anubis attacking her but C.T. Tara insisted that Joey must have done something to provoke Anubis. Joey was evidently high at the time of the attack so her poor retelling of the story certainly didn’t help matters. The whole thing makes Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan so angry that she refused to even discuss the matter with C.T. Tara! Maybe S.P.G. Teagan really DOES have feelings! She certainly seems to care for Joey. Darcy told Joey not to bother since C.T. Tara is love sick over the slaver. No, Darcy. C.T. Tara is just plain sick. Sick in the head. Her love for Anubis is just another sign of it.

Edited: February 9th, 2010

CrushBob Tuesday!

That Aaron sure is one clASSy guy! It’s no wonder he’s such good friend with Dean. Tuesday night found the pair of them in the Red Dragon Inn doing what it is that they seem to do — get drunk and hit on loose women. Dean was once again seen with Susan while Aaron had put his sights on a blonde that we hear goes by the name Aila. It seems that Aaron was actually trying to get her drunk before making his move on her. We’re pretty sure he didn’t have to go to so much trouble. This girl was really into his vibe. Where did these two guys come from and why are these girls putty in their hands??? Seriously, have a bit of respect, ladies! Can’t you all see through their bull???

We hear that the Outback was really hopping Tuesday night as some of dueling’s finest came out to get some duels for the Tour in! Napoleon was wearing the yellow jersey to signify his position in the Tour currently when he showed up to bash some heads in under the CrushBob banner. Yeah, we have no idea what that team name means and our sources actually heard teammates Smokin’ Sartan and Speedster Nova expressing confusion over it as well. It’s just further proof that the Gov MAN-tastic Matt has taken one too many blows to the head over the years.

Odd. One of the Taneths told Crazy Train Tara that she didn’t like her. So totally not like Taneth! Tormay is STILL not back so we can only assume that he’s still trying to find the answers to Taneth’s problem. We do miss Our Darling Taneth so! C.T. Tara was not at all offended by Taneth’s remark. In fact, we hear that she responded that most people don’t like her. On the subject of C.T. Tara, we hear that she was utterly petrified of Kheldar for some reason. Odd, isn’t it? Of course, Kheldar is a pretty big guy but when is C.T. Tara afraid of anybody? Particularly the person who is seen as one of the kindest, gentlest duelists out there? That girl is completely bonkers!

Edited: January 26th, 2010