But All The Cool Kids Are Experimenting Friday!

We’re dyyyying to know exactly when Cutie Carley’s relationship with Cy moved past the friendship zone! We weren’t sure if they would ever cross that line! However, they certainly seemed more than friends Friday night when our sources caught sight of them in the Red Dragon Inn. They were sharing goofy grins and he even was seen patting her leg. You know… we were hoping that these two would get together but now that they have we’re left wondering if he’s good enough for her! She is the most adorable thing on the face of the planet!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa was tending the bar and Kendall and Serena were there with her. We hear that Serena was telling the girls that The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker is better now! We’re super glad to hear that. Evidently all that commotion the night before led to Doc Eva cutting out whatever it was that was causing him to act like… well, like a dirty old man. When he felt up Our Darling Taneth a couple weeks back that was really the last straw. We’re glad that somebody finally did something! Now if only somebody will do something to help O.D. Taneth!

Oh, wow. Has Darcy had a healthy relationship??? Mega Mom Icer was overheard trying to calm her “daughter” down but not much seemed to be working. Somehow Darcy’s current boyfriend, Shadow, made her so angry that she made quite the scene. There was screaming, pounding on doors, and death threats. We hear that she COMPLETELY embarrassed herself by going all crazy girlfriend on him. Later when she finally calmed down a bit she was seen in tears, singing some sad love song. Le sigh. Will this girl ever gain some self-respect???

L.B. Lirssa was seen chatting with Lucky Lawyer Lucien! It seems that some believe she would be better off going off to boarding school! Aw! How sad would that make us??? We’ve got to say, though, it might actually be in her best interest. If she has the friends that can pay for some fancy boarding school, why should she remain in RhyDin tending bar and running the streets??? We hear that she didn’t seem really keen on talking about the subject and instead forced L.L. Lucien to tell her about all the fights he’s been getting into recently. Iiiiinteresting! Our sources couldn’t hear the details which is really a shame because we’d love to hear the explanation for L.L. Lucien’s recent short temper!

What…??? Brale Brother Reap asked L.L. Lucien if he would be okay with him…. well, doing something that even we can’t repeat to Crazy Train Tara!!! Does he have a death wish??? L.L. Lucien told him that he should go for it and C.T. Tara told L.L. Lucien that she would think of him while she was doing the nasty with B.B. Reap. Awesome. Nigel was seen talking quietly to B.B. Reap during this whole incident and perhaps he was able to get through to him because at the end of the night C.T. Tara went her way and B.B. Reap went another. One of the interns believes that B.B. Reap probably just did it to tick off Anubis. We’re not so sure, though. We doubt Anubis holds out hope that C.T. Tara is holding out for him and him alone.

We just do NOT get the rules of Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Joey’s relationship. It seems that while they are dating one another, they both have other men that they’re interested in. We’re not sure who Joey’s new man is but evidently S.P.G. Teagan’s guy is named Emmerich. According to our sources S.P.G. Teagan really seems to dig this guy. Not enough to give up Joey, though. We still think that this is just a phase in Joey’s life and that Teagan’s going to be hurt pretty darn bad when she moves on. In fact, our sources say that S.P.G. Teagan has invited Joey to move in with her but Joey declined. Iiiinteresting! Maybe S.P.G. Teagan wants to get serious with Joey but it’s Joey that doesn’t want to get serious with S.P.G. Teagan???

Harris hasn’t decided to start dueling again (which certainly would be a sight as he is a living Outback legend) but he has taken to hanging out in his old haunts again. Even G’naughty G’nort seemed a bit surprised to see him hanging out and causing trouble down there once again. We can only hope that this return to the dueling venues is followed by his wife’s return. We have heard some GLORIOUS stories about her!

Also worth mentioning is that Kitty was seen in the Annex with her husband… who is now sporting breasts. Yeah, for some reason Tass is a woman. We have no idea why and it’s one of those things where you just don’t want to know any additional information, you know?

Edited: February 13th, 2010

Another Chance Friday!

It seems that Neo’s brother Jinn is still dating that jello wrestler chick named May. The pair were seen awfully intertwined Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn before heading to the Annex together. Why are those boys attracted to such…. sluts??? Seriously, if Neo’s girlfriend, Kel, and Jin’s girlfriend, May, were to put together a phone tree of all the people they’ve slept with, they could contact just about half the city! For two nice boys they’ve got some really unusual taste in women. Where have all the good girls gone??? When did bad girls suddenly become so in with the men of this town???

Speaking of still going strong, we’re surprised to see that Niamh and Lilli’s brother Brishen are still an item! Those two moved so fast that we didn’t think there was any way that they would last! We’re glad that we’re wrong about them because she’s adorable and he’s a hilarious troublemaker! In fact, that’s exactly what Lilli and Niamh were teasing him about Friday evening. The girls sure seem to adore each other and Brishen seems to adore being teased by the pair of them. Such a cute little family reunion!

We hear that Kitty made an appearance at the side of her husband, Old Man Tass, Friday night in the Annex to watch the entertainment. She seemed quite happy to see Psycho Skid and gave him her…. well, traditional greeting. You know? Those hugs that always leave you with a new perspective on life? Yeah. Psycho Skid was overheard telling Kitty that he hasn’t seen Chryrie in some time. Bummer! That was kind of a funny pairing. We sure hope this isn’t the end of that coupling! We know he’s a bit strange, Chryrie, but GIVE PSYCHO SKID ANOTHER CHANCE!!!! Do it for us because we’d rather not see him unleashed on the city’s unsuspecting young women. You at least know how to semi control him.

Jay got an up and close look at crazy! It started off all good for him. He had Joey and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan all entangled in front of him, flirting it up with him. He probably thought he’d REALLY lucked out. Two really hot, really easy girls showing interest in each other and in you??? Isn’t that pretty much any guy’s version of HEAVEN??? Anyway, S.P.G. Teagan had to ruin Jay’s dream by being all crazy. She evidently got spooked by something and started getting all teary-eyed and scared. Joey was able to get her calmed down but by that time Jay had gotten smart and hauled his rear end to a ring. There’s a smart boy! Stay away from the crazy!

We hear that Danny and Mad Cow Kazzy were spotted in the Annex as well. We know that Mad Cow Kazzy has been mourning her friend Lizzie leaving town and we just assumed that Danny had gone with her but it seems that he hasn’t! In fact, it seems that he was left behind as well! Iiiiinteresting! We have to wonder what happened because Danny and Lizzie were pretty inseparable. M.C. Kazzy was overheard making mention that Danny has been spending an awful lot of time holed up in his apartment since his girl left. Awwww! That’s kind of sad! We actually feel for him a little bit.

Edited: January 13th, 2010

QFT Friday!

“This is Rhydin.. Decent Men are about as common as Bartenders.” You tell ‘em, Reap! The cowboy was seen early Friday night educating the Inn’s more casual boozers about the Dragon’s self-serve status quo. It’s a little-known fact that bartenders are a protected species under the Greater RhyDin Creature Preservation Act.. I would know – I’m a ‘tender too!

Now here’s one couple we here at the Den of Gossip have been keeping a pretty close eye on, firstly because we’re not sure they are a couple (yet)! The best we can tell, blue-blooded Aymeric’s a noble heir liable to get himself into ten kinds of trouble, Fiora’s the lady trying to do it… and we feel for her, we really do! All of you faithful readers know why you shouldn’t meddle in the affairs of dragons, right? Apparently Prince Aymeric doesn’t – he was spotted meddling with two! Of all people, Lang was the one to intercede on the supper-candidate’s behalf…

Keep a closer eye on your man, Fiora! We want to see fireworks, not firebreath!

Our favorite cat Kitty was seen in top form this evening, and she’s not just our favorite, either. Claws counted, ears inspected, bottom grabbed… wherever this bombshell Helston goes, she brings a fanclub with her! We don’t think Aymeric was much of a fan, but that didn’t seem any problem for Kitty’s signature short temper – which showed itself time and again through the evening. Could something be eating at the ex-Governor?

Apparently not enough to keep her from calling our so-called competitors a ‘hack of a paper,’ so eat that, Pie-Din Roast!

We may not have mentioned this before, and as hard as our Tara is to keep up with, we could’ve sworn we saw her cozy in the company of a man named Nigel some nights previous. Now they won’t even make eye contact! What happened? When did these two coy lovers fall out? Whatever Tara’s reasoning, she was right about one thing this evening – everyone does want to “Unify” with Barrister Mallorek!

Live through the night, and we’ll see you Saturday!

Edited: December 28th, 2009

Dueling Weekend In Review!

That Danny kid is too nice. He’s certainly too nice to be hanging out with Crew but he seems to be doing a lot of that these days. We hear that he’s actually up for a spot on the Crew team and Myria (the youngest Graz kid) was seen seeing what he’s got in the Annex Friday night. Word has it that the kid’s got a decent amount of skill! We’re wondering how his girl will feel about his new bunch of friends who, let’s face it, are kind of rough around the edges…. Actually, Lizzie will probably love them! That girl’s got more edges than curves!

Big Britches Anya still doesn’t get why some of the Arena’s warlords and barons are a bit annoyed with her…. okay, maybe some of them are more than a bit annoyed. It seems that S.P.G. Teagan is the leader of the pack of the irritated and even though she tried to explain it to B.B. Anya, B.B. Anya still thinks it’s because she was allowed into the tournament. Let us try to break it down for you, B.B. Anya, since you can’t seem to understand it from S.P.G. Teagan or any of the rest. The warlords and barons of the Arena are almost all PROFESSIONAL duelists who have been taking their licks for years. You’ve been overheard saying that you shouldn’t respect them because respect is earned and their point is that they have earned it in a ring by paying their dues for years. You open up and LEARN from them rather than calling a former Overlord dishonorable for the way that she fights. Get it now???

We hear that Thorne tried to calm S.P.G. Teagan down after her confrontation with B.B. Anya but S.P.G. Teagan was evidently in rare form. She was evidently in the mood to make a stand and nobody, not even her good friend Thorne, was going to talk her down! We have to admit that she’s a little hot when she’s all principled! We hear that Alec said that S.P.G. Teagan had a “tissy”. Ugh, we like him even less now. It’s not enough that if it wasn’t for him, we’d surely have the fantastic pairing of Neo and Simmering Sivanna and we wouldn’t have to worry about Neo dating that mess of a girl, Kelathe, but now he’s also taking sides in this??? Dude, when women fight, you keep your nose out of it, especially when you know nothing about the subject matter they’re fighting over! Clearly, this man has no sisters.

Krazy Kitty was seen getting a little one-on-one time with her hubby, Old Man Tass, in the middle of the Arena. These two certainly like to have an audience for their make-out sessions, don’t they? YUCK! They were seen in the company of a cute wisp of a girl named Ahni. She’s been spotted a couple times as of late by our sources in the various dueling venues. We hear that she’s a shy little thing but already has a penchant for drinking hard. We have a feeling that O.M. Tass and Krazy Kitty will have her corrupted in less than a week!

Edited: December 25th, 2009

Behave Yourself Monday!

Dean and his girl , Quinn, were seen hanging out together in the Red Dragon Inn early on Monday night. It seems they’ve been spending quite a bit of time with another chick named Vex. So much time in fact that we’re starting to wonder who Dean actually has a thing for… or maybe he has a thing for both! Quinn at least knows who he’s going home with because it does appear that the two are living together. Already. Does anybody take their time in relationships in this town? You barely know the girl! Le sigh. We bet they’ll be engaged in a month and she’ll be knocked up in three.

Sassy Serena and Prof. Jolyon  are NOT living together… or at least that’s what she was quick to tell someone who implied otherwise the night prior. They do, however, appear to be still together. They were seen chatting with Ballerina Katarina for a while. It seems she’s pretty worn out after all her performances and looking forward to the ballet’s end on Friday! Our sources tell us that she told the couple that she has to have surgery to strengthen her ankles over her break. That’s a little scary! We do hope she’s okay!

Marvelous Mira was overheard telling Chief Mischief Maker Eless that the holiday tree trimming party that her boyfriend, Cowboy Jake, threw really put her in the spirit of the season! Yay! It’s good to see the pretty little thing all in a good mood! We love Cowboy Jake for how happy Marvelous Mira seems to be with him. C.M.M. Eless, on the other hand, seemed a bit out of sorts. We hear that she concentrated on doing what she does best — taking care of her friends in need. She helped Adorable Amber dry off after she had some sort of root beer close encounter and got Lucky Lawyer Lucien an ice pack when he bumped his head. We do hope everything’s okay with her!

OMG! We heard Alysia walked through the door. Nobody, and we do mean nobody, could have looked more stunned than L.L. Lucien. In fact, we hear he hit his head on the bar AGAIN after spotting her! Unfortunately, the pair did not have time to catch up as L.L. Lucien was busy playing doctor to some girl at the bar. Is it not enough that he gets every infamous/famous RhyDin denizen out of legal trouble??? Now must he tend to them as well??? We’re not really sure how he bears so much responsibility!

In the Outback, Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan had the audacity to complain to SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife, Rory, that he’s been mean to her. She promised to have a stern talk with him about being nicer to S.P.G. Teagan. WHAT?!?! Is she completely clueless??? And, man, does S.P.G. Teagan have some nerve complaining to the wife of the man she’s been hitting on for a couple weeks. We have a feeling that if Rory, who has a reputation for being a weeeee bit jealous, knew what S.P.G. Teagan was up to, she’d be a bit less than pleased. We’d love to see THAT cat fight! HAWT!

Old  Man Tass was overheard telling Krazy Kitty that she’s automatically considered crazy for marrying him. Yes! Yes, we totally agree! That should be enough to get someone a one-way ticket to RhyDin’s Bellehaven Mental Institute! Krazy Kitty was seen flirting with her equally insane partner in crime, Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell! We hear that L.M.A.M. Jewell even made a return inside the rings! It’s been quite a while since we’ve seen her in action. She even had her own little cheering section with Lil’ Bit Lirssa taking the lead!

It seems that Rico has hired S.P.G. Teagan. We have NO idea why but if we’re his girlfriend, we’re so not pleased. Who wants their man around something as sexually charged as S.P.G. Teagan All. Day. Long. It certainly doesn’t help that she’s absolutely stunning. We’re not sure there’s a man alive that could resist her. And we so don’t buy that he just sees her as a little sister. Have you seen the girl??? Does she look like your little sister??? We didn’t think so!

We hear that Guill was getting it from all sides Monday night as he hung out in the Outback with his friends. For those of you that don’t read the sports pages of whichever RhyDin newspaper you prefer, Guill challenged for the Dockside barony. When it became clear that Anubis would probably intercede on behalf of his loyal baron, the Baroness of the Seaside district Lil’ Black Book Jaycy stated that she would intercede. Guill asked her not to but Jaycy has the right as a renegade baron to do it against his wishes. Guill got angry and withdrew his challenge from Dockside to present it to Seaside! So now he’s challenging Jaycy and, in the mean time, suggested that anyone who uses a champion against the intercession or Test dishonorable. The Crew’s Hot Toddy Tical was very vocal about his disapproval of the switch in challenges and tried to get Guill to see reason. Even SMOKIN’ Sartan who usually stays out of politics was baffled by his decision and his own friend Neo tried to make him understand.

Guill’s not budging. He’s dug his heels in now. Even should he beat the Baroness (who has not yet answered the challenge), we have a feeling that he’s pissed off quite a few people by suggesting that they are dishonorable for having used a champion. He better strap on his boots because we have a feeling that the next couple of months could be pretty dicey for him!

This new caller that the Gov MAN-tastic Matt has hired to call Fists is pretty darn adorable! We hear his name is Mart and he’s a shy little thing but very, very sweet! We do have to admit we’re not thrilled by the people who suddenly seem to be hanging around with him. His sweetness and innocence will be destroyed by too much time with the likes of Lil’ Black Book Jaycy and Dris! We vote that MAN-tastic Matt makes them behave around him…. although, we’re not sure that either of them even knows how to behave themselves!

Edited: December 21st, 2009