Gag Us Saturday!

With the party (and chaos) went on in the Marketplace, the Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet. The same was not true of the Arena which was in full swing for the first weekend of Madness dueling!

Lil’ Black Book Jaycy showed up to call Saturday night and, man, was she cranky! She was barely stringing more than two or three words together at a time. It doesn’t seem as if her poor mood had anything to do with her hunk du jour as Pslyder was in the room dueling and she wasn’t too snappy towards him. In fact, she was overheard praising his moves in a ring and calling him “love”. Yuck. Gag us.

Krazy Kitty showed up in the Arena for the first time in fooooorever. She was seen chatting with Harris but made a point to chat with a couple other friends as well. We have to wonder if showing her face in public had to do something with the rumors that the schedule for the next governor’s election is currently being put together by the independent accounting firm that has been hired to ensure a fair vote! Kitty, the former governor, has made mentions over the past year of possibly running again. It’s going to take a big name to take down Matt. He’s practically made the governor’s office his permanent residence after TWO terms behind the desk!

For what seems like the millionth and one time, Smokin’ Sartan was seen trying to hook up Speedster Nova with Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan. We would wonder why he wouldn’t give up on a lost cause if it wasn’t for the fact that we’re 99.99% sure, he continues to do it merely to annoy Nova. Teagan still seems interested but it’ll be a cold day in hell when Teagan turns down a piece of man/woman meat. Teagan went off to duel and flirt with a more willing companion in Kalamere (who will do a baroness before the month is out) while Sartan and Nova went about debating who the better human shield is. And THAT, my loyal readers, is why Nova gets no action.

Evidently Dave and Harris had a not so pleasant interaction. Harris wasn’t looking too pleased when Dave finally walked away. It certainly takes a lot to even mildly irritate Harris so Dave must have some talent. Although, we have a feeling that Harris would be offended for us to say that he was irritated and would deny the charge. We think he’s just desperate to remain the most obnoxious dueler in the Arena. Well, don’t worry, Harris. You’re in a league all your own there!

Edited: March 15th, 2010

But All The Cool Kids Are Experimenting Friday!

We’re dyyyying to know exactly when Cutie Carley’s relationship with Cy moved past the friendship zone! We weren’t sure if they would ever cross that line! However, they certainly seemed more than friends Friday night when our sources caught sight of them in the Red Dragon Inn. They were sharing goofy grins and he even was seen patting her leg. You know… we were hoping that these two would get together but now that they have we’re left wondering if he’s good enough for her! She is the most adorable thing on the face of the planet!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa was tending the bar and Kendall and Serena were there with her. We hear that Serena was telling the girls that The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker is better now! We’re super glad to hear that. Evidently all that commotion the night before led to Doc Eva cutting out whatever it was that was causing him to act like… well, like a dirty old man. When he felt up Our Darling Taneth a couple weeks back that was really the last straw. We’re glad that somebody finally did something! Now if only somebody will do something to help O.D. Taneth!

Oh, wow. Has Darcy had a healthy relationship??? Mega Mom Icer was overheard trying to calm her “daughter” down but not much seemed to be working. Somehow Darcy’s current boyfriend, Shadow, made her so angry that she made quite the scene. There was screaming, pounding on doors, and death threats. We hear that she COMPLETELY embarrassed herself by going all crazy girlfriend on him. Later when she finally calmed down a bit she was seen in tears, singing some sad love song. Le sigh. Will this girl ever gain some self-respect???

L.B. Lirssa was seen chatting with Lucky Lawyer Lucien! It seems that some believe she would be better off going off to boarding school! Aw! How sad would that make us??? We’ve got to say, though, it might actually be in her best interest. If she has the friends that can pay for some fancy boarding school, why should she remain in RhyDin tending bar and running the streets??? We hear that she didn’t seem really keen on talking about the subject and instead forced L.L. Lucien to tell her about all the fights he’s been getting into recently. Iiiiinteresting! Our sources couldn’t hear the details which is really a shame because we’d love to hear the explanation for L.L. Lucien’s recent short temper!

What…??? Brale Brother Reap asked L.L. Lucien if he would be okay with him…. well, doing something that even we can’t repeat to Crazy Train Tara!!! Does he have a death wish??? L.L. Lucien told him that he should go for it and C.T. Tara told L.L. Lucien that she would think of him while she was doing the nasty with B.B. Reap. Awesome. Nigel was seen talking quietly to B.B. Reap during this whole incident and perhaps he was able to get through to him because at the end of the night C.T. Tara went her way and B.B. Reap went another. One of the interns believes that B.B. Reap probably just did it to tick off Anubis. We’re not so sure, though. We doubt Anubis holds out hope that C.T. Tara is holding out for him and him alone.

We just do NOT get the rules of Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Joey’s relationship. It seems that while they are dating one another, they both have other men that they’re interested in. We’re not sure who Joey’s new man is but evidently S.P.G. Teagan’s guy is named Emmerich. According to our sources S.P.G. Teagan really seems to dig this guy. Not enough to give up Joey, though. We still think that this is just a phase in Joey’s life and that Teagan’s going to be hurt pretty darn bad when she moves on. In fact, our sources say that S.P.G. Teagan has invited Joey to move in with her but Joey declined. Iiiinteresting! Maybe S.P.G. Teagan wants to get serious with Joey but it’s Joey that doesn’t want to get serious with S.P.G. Teagan???

Harris hasn’t decided to start dueling again (which certainly would be a sight as he is a living Outback legend) but he has taken to hanging out in his old haunts again. Even G’naughty G’nort seemed a bit surprised to see him hanging out and causing trouble down there once again. We can only hope that this return to the dueling venues is followed by his wife’s return. We have heard some GLORIOUS stories about her!

Also worth mentioning is that Kitty was seen in the Annex with her husband… who is now sporting breasts. Yeah, for some reason Tass is a woman. We have no idea why and it’s one of those things where you just don’t want to know any additional information, you know?

Edited: February 13th, 2010

Another Chance Friday!

It seems that Neo’s brother Jinn is still dating that jello wrestler chick named May. The pair were seen awfully intertwined Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn before heading to the Annex together. Why are those boys attracted to such…. sluts??? Seriously, if Neo’s girlfriend, Kel, and Jin’s girlfriend, May, were to put together a phone tree of all the people they’ve slept with, they could contact just about half the city! For two nice boys they’ve got some really unusual taste in women. Where have all the good girls gone??? When did bad girls suddenly become so in with the men of this town???

Speaking of still going strong, we’re surprised to see that Niamh and Lilli’s brother Brishen are still an item! Those two moved so fast that we didn’t think there was any way that they would last! We’re glad that we’re wrong about them because she’s adorable and he’s a hilarious troublemaker! In fact, that’s exactly what Lilli and Niamh were teasing him about Friday evening. The girls sure seem to adore each other and Brishen seems to adore being teased by the pair of them. Such a cute little family reunion!

We hear that Kitty made an appearance at the side of her husband, Old Man Tass, Friday night in the Annex to watch the entertainment. She seemed quite happy to see Psycho Skid and gave him her…. well, traditional greeting. You know? Those hugs that always leave you with a new perspective on life? Yeah. Psycho Skid was overheard telling Kitty that he hasn’t seen Chryrie in some time. Bummer! That was kind of a funny pairing. We sure hope this isn’t the end of that coupling! We know he’s a bit strange, Chryrie, but GIVE PSYCHO SKID ANOTHER CHANCE!!!! Do it for us because we’d rather not see him unleashed on the city’s unsuspecting young women. You at least know how to semi control him.

Jay got an up and close look at crazy! It started off all good for him. He had Joey and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan all entangled in front of him, flirting it up with him. He probably thought he’d REALLY lucked out. Two really hot, really easy girls showing interest in each other and in you??? Isn’t that pretty much any guy’s version of HEAVEN??? Anyway, S.P.G. Teagan had to ruin Jay’s dream by being all crazy. She evidently got spooked by something and started getting all teary-eyed and scared. Joey was able to get her calmed down but by that time Jay had gotten smart and hauled his rear end to a ring. There’s a smart boy! Stay away from the crazy!

We hear that Danny and Mad Cow Kazzy were spotted in the Annex as well. We know that Mad Cow Kazzy has been mourning her friend Lizzie leaving town and we just assumed that Danny had gone with her but it seems that he hasn’t! In fact, it seems that he was left behind as well! Iiiiinteresting! We have to wonder what happened because Danny and Lizzie were pretty inseparable. M.C. Kazzy was overheard making mention that Danny has been spending an awful lot of time holed up in his apartment since his girl left. Awwww! That’s kind of sad! We actually feel for him a little bit.

Edited: January 13th, 2010

QFT Friday!

“This is Rhydin.. Decent Men are about as common as Bartenders.” You tell ‘em, Reap! The cowboy was seen early Friday night educating the Inn’s more casual boozers about the Dragon’s self-serve status quo. It’s a little-known fact that bartenders are a protected species under the Greater RhyDin Creature Preservation Act.. I would know – I’m a ‘tender too!

Now here’s one couple we here at the Den of Gossip have been keeping a pretty close eye on, firstly because we’re not sure they are a couple (yet)! The best we can tell, blue-blooded Aymeric’s a noble heir liable to get himself into ten kinds of trouble, Fiora’s the lady trying to do it… and we feel for her, we really do! All of you faithful readers know why you shouldn’t meddle in the affairs of dragons, right? Apparently Prince Aymeric doesn’t – he was spotted meddling with two! Of all people, Lang was the one to intercede on the supper-candidate’s behalf…

Keep a closer eye on your man, Fiora! We want to see fireworks, not firebreath!

Our favorite cat Kitty was seen in top form this evening, and she’s not just our favorite, either. Claws counted, ears inspected, bottom grabbed… wherever this bombshell Helston goes, she brings a fanclub with her! We don’t think Aymeric was much of a fan, but that didn’t seem any problem for Kitty’s signature short temper – which showed itself time and again through the evening. Could something be eating at the ex-Governor?

Apparently not enough to keep her from calling our so-called competitors a ‘hack of a paper,’ so eat that, Pie-Din Roast!

We may not have mentioned this before, and as hard as our Tara is to keep up with, we could’ve sworn we saw her cozy in the company of a man named Nigel some nights previous. Now they won’t even make eye contact! What happened? When did these two coy lovers fall out? Whatever Tara’s reasoning, she was right about one thing this evening – everyone does want to “Unify” with Barrister Mallorek!

Live through the night, and we’ll see you Saturday!

Edited: December 28th, 2009

Dueling Weekend In Review!

That Danny kid is too nice. He’s certainly too nice to be hanging out with Crew but he seems to be doing a lot of that these days. We hear that he’s actually up for a spot on the Crew team and Myria (the youngest Graz kid) was seen seeing what he’s got in the Annex Friday night. Word has it that the kid’s got a decent amount of skill! We’re wondering how his girl will feel about his new bunch of friends who, let’s face it, are kind of rough around the edges…. Actually, Lizzie will probably love them! That girl’s got more edges than curves!

Big Britches Anya still doesn’t get why some of the Arena’s warlords and barons are a bit annoyed with her…. okay, maybe some of them are more than a bit annoyed. It seems that S.P.G. Teagan is the leader of the pack of the irritated and even though she tried to explain it to B.B. Anya, B.B. Anya still thinks it’s because she was allowed into the tournament. Let us try to break it down for you, B.B. Anya, since you can’t seem to understand it from S.P.G. Teagan or any of the rest. The warlords and barons of the Arena are almost all PROFESSIONAL duelists who have been taking their licks for years. You’ve been overheard saying that you shouldn’t respect them because respect is earned and their point is that they have earned it in a ring by paying their dues for years. You open up and LEARN from them rather than calling a former Overlord dishonorable for the way that she fights. Get it now???

We hear that Thorne tried to calm S.P.G. Teagan down after her confrontation with B.B. Anya but S.P.G. Teagan was evidently in rare form. She was evidently in the mood to make a stand and nobody, not even her good friend Thorne, was going to talk her down! We have to admit that she’s a little hot when she’s all principled! We hear that Alec said that S.P.G. Teagan had a “tissy”. Ugh, we like him even less now. It’s not enough that if it wasn’t for him, we’d surely have the fantastic pairing of Neo and Simmering Sivanna and we wouldn’t have to worry about Neo dating that mess of a girl, Kelathe, but now he’s also taking sides in this??? Dude, when women fight, you keep your nose out of it, especially when you know nothing about the subject matter they’re fighting over! Clearly, this man has no sisters.

Krazy Kitty was seen getting a little one-on-one time with her hubby, Old Man Tass, in the middle of the Arena. These two certainly like to have an audience for their make-out sessions, don’t they? YUCK! They were seen in the company of a cute wisp of a girl named Ahni. She’s been spotted a couple times as of late by our sources in the various dueling venues. We hear that she’s a shy little thing but already has a penchant for drinking hard. We have a feeling that O.M. Tass and Krazy Kitty will have her corrupted in less than a week!

Edited: December 25th, 2009