High Chance of Ice Monday!

OMG! The Den of Gossip is totally buzzing with the news! Have you heard??? It seems that Issy and Trixie were seen back in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night! NO LIE! Could this mean that the Scath girls are back??? We soooo hope so! We hear that Issy had a run in with Baby Taneth and was more than a little confused by the whole thing. We sure hope somebody fills her in. However, that’ll probably leave her even more confused. We know that the more we hear the more confused we become.

Anyway, welcome home, Issy!

Crazy Train Tara was busy trying to get Horam in bed with her. Horam didn’t seem all that intrigued by the idea. In fact, the pair seem to have some history because Horam seemed to downright dislike Tara. He wasn’t the only one displeased with Tara. It seems that some girl named Vex wasn’t too happy either because Tara had left her cattle prod lying about and someone had decided to use it on Vex. As usual, Tara was clueless to other people’s emotions.

We hear that Tara’s friend, Alice, went a little crazy later into the evening. She was seen batting at something invisible in front of her face and knocked over quite a few bottles of liquor! We bet Panther finds a way of making sure those get on her tab! Evidently she was seen bleeding and screaming by the time her whole little fit was over… And then she just walked out. We always knew there was something a little strange about that girl.

Well, Jade is alive and she’s back and she’s human. But other than that she’s the same old TRASH-tastic Jade. Our sources did say that she was overheard saying that she doesn’t drink much (HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA) and then proceeded to drink enough to kill a small horse. Evidently she’s been staying out of the Inn as of late because she’s been busy spending time with her husband and daughter. She was seen catching up with a bunch of her friends, including Icer and Duci, who seemed absolutely thrilled to see her. As usual, Jade was up to trouble. Our sources say that she was trying to get some guy named Chris to kiss Duci. It seems that Chris did appear interested in Duci but, you know, wanted to actually get to know her. We sure hope Jade didn’t ruin Duci’s chances with this guy because she seemed to be digging him as much as he was digging her.

Anyway, at some point in the night Jade broke into tears and started accusing people of poisoning her. It seems that the human version of Jade is a really annoying drunk. Thankfully, her BFF Rhy had taken a night off from Mommy duties… or at least was doing some mommying of a different sort. She showed up to calm Jade down and escort her back home.

Zev and Lilli were seen having a quiet night together. The pair had some drinks by the hearth and their conversation was quiet and intimate. Definitely seems like the pair of them are still going strong! They’ve been together now for a good couple of months. Things certainly seem like they’re getting serious! We’d never have thought that the pair would make a good match but definitely seems like we were wrong!

Daniel was seen chatting with Mindy about the party the night before. Mindy made mention of how good he and Riley look as a couple. We hear that Daniel was awfully pleased with the compliment. It seems that he’s falling pretty hard for her. Eh. We’re not totally thrilled with Riley. We think Daniel can do better but… whatever. Evidently Mindy met a man at the party that she is interested in but Daniel does NOT seem to like him one bit. We don’t have any details but we’re certainly going to look into it! Riley showed up a little later on and (prepare yourself for this one, guys) she and Mindy we talking about having a girls’ only sleepover. How many guys would love to try to sneak into that???

Down in the Outback, the news that dominated the night was some serious issues between Sartan and several women. In the middle of Sartan telling Harris how odd he found this whole rushed marriage thing between Sarah (who he mentioned he has still not met) and his friend Rix, Joey evidently took offense to him making fun of her newly minted girlfriend, Teagan. It led to Teagan and Sartan exchanging words and eventually afer being egged on for some time by Joey, Teagan threw a punch. It hardly just remained between the two of them. When Teagan made an insulting remark about Sartan’s wife, Collie jumped in to tell her to knock it off. Our sources tell us after putting the whole thing into motion, Joey did eventually lead Teagan away from the confrontation.

Sartan’s night got no better from there, though. Wyh confronted him about some of the rude things that he said to Teagan which led to Sartan accusing Wyh of trying to STEAL Icedancer. If you remember correctly, Wyh called the match in which Sartan won Icedancer and after holding Icedancer during the match was none to pleased about having to turn it over to Sartan at the end. Sartan was overheard saying that she didn’t really care about Teagan and was just using it as an excuse to make a play at Icedancer. Wyh actually ATTACKED Sartan with ice but Icedancer blocked the attack.

At that point, MAN-tastic Matt very wisely threw them out of the Outback. He’s had his building destroyed by fire more than once. Nobody wants to see what an ice show down would do to it! A crazy night! That’s for sure!

Edited: April 14th, 2010

Romance Lessons Wednesday!

The Many Faces of Fio showed up as one of her other selves Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn much to her new friend, Kate’s confusion. Fio really should warn people when meeting them that she’s absolutely bonkers. It would certainly make their lives a lot easier. However, it would also be a lot less amusing… so, on second thought, just keep not telling them. We have to wonder how a small child is going to deal with his/her mother changing personalities like that. Ugh. We love Ali and Fio. We’re just not sure how this is going to work out. Fio’s going to need a lot of support and she just doesn’t seem to have it.

Too late, ladies! We told you that this Daniel seemed a bit too good to stay single long in this town! The restaurant owner is handsome and doesn’t seem to have any weird tendencies at first glance. Well, Riley seems to think the same thing! They’ve been seen together in the Inn quite a bit lately and last night she was overheard asking him out on a date. We like girls who know what they want and don’t wait for men to make the first move! Get him, girl! She looked pretty hot too in a pencil dress and with her hair and makeup done smartly. And he was no fool! He accepted her invitation for dinner and a movie. Who wouldn’t???

Evidently Darcy hasn’t been reading our blog… or she was playing dumb to give Lilli a hard time. Knowing Darcy and her love to hear about herself, we’re pretty sure she’s not skipping our blog and that she was actually just playing dumb. Anyway, Darcy gave Zev the third degree to find out exactly what his relationship with Lilli was. The pair were very vague but it was clear to everyone, including clueless Darcy, that they’re quite together. Good for Lilli! We sure hope that he treats her as well as she deserves to be treated!

Porthos seemed to be giving lessons in romance to Renne in the Outback Wednesday night. Iiiinteresting. We’re not really sure that Renne has any need for that and if we were going to be getting lessons in romance we’re not exactly sure that Porthos is who we’d go to… but whatever. We hear that the Frenchman was handing out flowers and sappy soliloquies. If nothing else, Porthos sure is entertaining! While our sources may have been entertained, Renne just seemed a bit confused.

Considering it is the night before the start of the next round of Madness dueling, things might be starting to look rosy for Jake! His opponent for this coming round, Maria, was seen looking mighty worn down and ill in the Outback. She had a quiet conversation with her teammate, Kheldar, and then had some sort of confrontation with Kalamere before stalking out. Kalamere didn’t linger long on whatever went down between them because Teagan was on hand to distract him. It seems she was trying to get him to say that she’s his favorite baroness. Iiiiinteresting? Could this all just be some sort of power struggle between the baronesses with Kalamere in the middle? Now THAT would be amusing! If that’s what’s going on, he certainly doesn’t seem to be complaining!

Kalamere also had a conversation with Ms. Wyh Not about her struggle to become a warlord! She’s so close now and we’re so excited for her! Just two more wins and there will be a Ravenlock among the upper ranks. How exciting! Anyway, it seems that Wyh is definitely interested in challenging when she does make rank but is still torn about whether to challenge on principle or because she’s interested in the district. She questioned Kalamere at length about the baronies he’s held and the reasons he’s challenged for. Isn’t she just the classiest lady EVER?!?!

Edited: April 1st, 2010

Baby Bumpity Bump Thursday!

Well, word is coming back from our sources that the young, pretty Niamh was actually knocked up by Lilli’s brother, Brishen. Niamh and Lilli were seen early in the evening chatting by the hearth and laughing. We hear that while Niamh was wearing a tunic top to downplay it, she’s definitely got a baby bump going on! We’re not sure how Niamh and Brishen will be as parents. She seems a wee bit flakey and we’re pretty sure that there’s not an ounce of responsibility in him. However, Lilli will be the perfect crazy aunt! She already dresses and talks the part! We’re just going to keep our fingers crossed that Niamh and Brishen rise to the occasion. Rumor has it that Brishen was acting quite fatherly when he entered the Inn later in the evening and gave his woman a nice long lecture about eating properly. Maybe there’s hope for him yet!

Business was pretty brisk again in the Arena as week two of the first round of the Madness Tournament kicked off! Imp was calling duels while he and G’nort seemed to have some sort of undeclared battle of egos. Really, the last thing in the world that the Arena needed was for Imp to win the Warlord Tournament. Can you only imagine Imp as Overlord??? We can only imagine how quickly he might be able to offend the vast majority of female duelists…. and their husbands/significant others.

Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was seen spending time with Kattria. Interesting, no? The girl has seemed to have quite the crush on the man that L.B.B. Jaycy is trying to bed! We have a feeling that Kalamere would bed them both and be quite a happy man. At first we thought that Jaycy was just trying to keep Kalamere all to herself but our sources tell us that she was actually trying to hook Kattria up with Pslyder. Ugh. Somebody really should explain monogamy to this woman. It seems absolutely foreign to her. Kattria didn’t seem particularly opposed to the idea of sleeping with another woman’s “mate”. Seriously, Kattria, you do NOT want to bump uglies with anyone that’s climbed Mount Jaycy-o-lay-la. You’ll just be jumping into a hornet’s nest that you’ll never fully recover from. The men in Jaycy’s life may change but the hurt feelings that she leaves in her wake never changes!

Kattria was later overheard relaying the story to Harris while giving Napoleon some love. Our sources tell us that Harris wasn’t the least bit surprised either. We hear that Napoleon split at the sex talk. What a wise rat! Kattria was wondering what the catch was when Harris told her that bed hopping is just another part of life in RhyDin. Well, if that ain’t true! Nobody that knows the parties involved can be all that surprised about the turn of events!

Edited: March 19th, 2010

Off With The Hair Thursday!

A busy Thursday night around town, particularly in the Red Dragon Inn, made up for a slow week of gossip! The night started off on an odd note as Lang seemed to have somehow trapped Den Mama Icer in a playpen with one of her hatchlings. Honestly, we have no idea which one. Her entire brood is just one giant blur to us. Anyway, D.M. Icer was NOT pleased but, as usual, the super self-involved Lang cared little for anything but his own amusement. We hear that he left her in there for several hours before returning her to her normal size and letting her out of the playpen. Niiiice. With all the family she’s got, it’s best not to mess with her. This isn’t going to end will for Lang.

The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker was still acting incredibly…. well, off! One of the Taneths went to give T.W.H.T. Tucker a nice long hug only to be GROPED! No lie! We hear that when she asked him if he missed her, he pulled her in closer and said “Can’t you tell?” UGH! Say it ain’t so! That’s disgusting. When did our strong, silent T.W.H.T. Tucker become a creepy old man??? Thankfully, Our Darling Taneth was able to wiggle her way free before he was able to make her more uncomfortable. That’s ridiculous!

Things didn’t get any better from there. T.W.H.T. Tucker had ANOTHER argument with Serena (isn’t that like three weeks in a row that their shift has ended in a fight?) and then PUNCHED Brale Brother Reap. We hear that he punched Reap so hard that he knocked him off his stool and that B.B. Reap actually spit out a TOOTH! Mad Cow Kazzy, Our Eve, and Lilli were on hand to make sure he was okay and collect his tooth and T.W.H.T. Tucker decided it was best to storm out. We would say that we bet B.B. Reap was PISSED but we bet he was actually sort of grateful. Can you imagine any other way that B.B. Reap would find to get three hot women tending to him???

OMG! WE TOLD YOU! We hear that Aja was seen with her ex, Padriq, Thursday night! Who is Padriq??? The HOTTEST Kidd brother…. Okay, okay. The ONLY HAWT Kidd brother! The pair had a loooong intimate chat. We hear that they both looked really into one another. THEN HE KISSED HER! No lie! Did we call it or did we call it??? This is a reunion we’ve seen in the works for MONTHS! However, we sure hope that they take it nice and slow. They rushed head first into it last time and we hope Padriq saw his mistake. Rushing too far too quickly can only scare your partner off! Take your time! Enjoy it! And congratulations to the pair of you for re-discovering love!

Then the night took a really crazy turn….

Sullen Sal stormed in from the Arena all pissed off and Crazy Train Tara had to clean the blood off his face and calm him down. C.T. Tara acting motherly is just a bit too freaky for us. Just as the situation seemed to be settling, Anubis decided to show up! Yep! It goes from a bad night to an absolutely insane night from here. Anubis demanded Bekah dance for him as he cuddled C.T. Tara which led to Lucky Lawyer Lucien IMMEDIATELY throwing a punch at Anubis. He didn’t even give Bekah a chance to refuse. He just lashed out at Anubis! The two just totally start absolutely BRAWLING in the middle of the Inn. Brale Brother Reap who never seems to miss a good bar fight jumped into the fray as well and for a while it seemed like they’d really lay a beating on Anubis.

Unfortunately for Reap, Dave decided to SHOT HIM IN HIS LEG and as Brale Brother Reap was dealing with the initial shock of being shot in the middle of the Inn, Dave pistol whipped him. B.B. Reap went down in a heap. Heh. That rhymes. Even Charna got a blow on Anubis! We hear that she packs a pretty mean punch with a shovel! C.T. Tara used the confusion as an opportunity to grab Bekah by the hair and threaten to kill her… which then brought Sal into the fight. As he and C.T. Tara beat on each other, Bekah CUT OFF HER OWN HAIR to get away from C.T. Tara.

Eventually, Anubis and C.T. Tara left the scene of the crime, leaving a lot of destruction and mayhem in their wake. This whole event is so crazy that we don’t even have to add our own commentary to it to make it sensational! WOW!

Edited: February 3rd, 2010

Livid Friday!

Awww! Who can look at Cowboy Jake and Marvelous Mira and just not melt at their cuteness??? The pair were in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night sitting on the couch looking incredibly cozy. We have questioned in the past whether or not she’s as into him as he is into her but our sources are adamant that she seems to totally be digging him these days. We have to wonder if what came off as aloofness around him was actually just shyness. Who wouldn’t feel a little shy when a guy who looks like Cowboy Jake starts seriously courting you??? This couple is totally going all the way. We can’t wait until he asks her to marry him! It can’t be all that far off!

We hear that Lilli (who, although is supposedly dating Zev, has been linked with The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker in the past) was asking Lil’ Bit Lirssa if she had seen T.W.H.T. Tucker as of late and how he was behaving. She seemed a bit concerned… as we all are! T.W.H.T. Tucker’s behavior has been waaaay strange! Lirssa summed up the uncharacteristic behavior from the night before for Lilli and that didn’t seem to put Lilli at ease at all. We hear that Lilli told L.B. Lirssa that Tucker really needs his friends right now. Do YOU know what in the world is going on with him??? If so send a note to the Den of Gossip ASAP!

It seems that there is one or two people who might! Our sources tell us that later into the night Serena was explaining to Eless about why Tucker’s been acting so odd. They couldn’t hear the full details but they were able to determine that he was infected with something. Maybe Crazy Train Tara’s pod person theory was right! Chief Mischief Maker Eless was LIVID with the news! We hear that she even CURSED a couple times. Can you imagine that??? We wish we were there to hear it! Somehow Prof. Jolyon is involved and his involvement has evidently led to the end of the engagement between he and Serena. And that news made Lil’ Bit Lirssa LIVID! Wowzers!

It seems that Aaron has been quick to couple off with the pretty blonde named Aila. No idea where he picked this one up but we understand his desire to take her off the market quickly. She’s a cute little thing. The pair were seen hanging out with Quinn… who really needs a boyfriend upgrade. Unfortunately, she’s not going to get it hanging out with Aaron and Aila who are friends of her man, Dean. He did come in later into the night to spend a bit of time with his girlfriend and friends. We wonder if she’s aware of all the quality time he’s been having with that pretty blonde elf lately.

And just when we think Lil’ Black Book Jaycy’s slide into becoming nothing more than Pslyder’s arm candy can’t get any deeper… it does. Le sigh! Yep, she was seen Friday night in the Annex keeping the queue during the massive amount of tour dueling that was on going while her new man was calling duels. And, yes, she was sitting in his lap. And, yes, she was wearing a French maid’s outfit. We’re just so flabbergasted by this behavior that we don’t know where to begin. It’s sad. This was one of the most infamous female playboys in the city. Her game was HUGE. And now she’s reduced to this. Really, really sad.

Edited: January 27th, 2010