Relationship Advice Tuesday!

Dean was in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night trying to decide what to get his girlfriend Quinn for Valentine’s Day. Riiiight. Because the best place to get advice about what to get your girl for Valentine’s Day is at a bar full of bitter drunks and desperate floozies. We hear that he briefly considered getting Quinn a puppy. We sure hope he doesn’t stick with that idea. You never get a girl something for Valentine’s Day that will cause her work! You get her something shiny and pretty and expensive! Our sources never did pick up on exactly what he had decided because Quinn walked into the room and his planning came to a sudden halt.

We have a feeling that Eleanor is NOT going to like this! Brale Brother Reap was overheard by our sources telling Charna not to tell Eleanor how he got shot! Evidently Nigel has told Eleanor that B.B. Reap accidentally shot himself and B.B. Reap wanted to make sure that Charna would not tell Eleanor otherwise. Charna seemed to question whether or not Eleanor would buy the story and we have to agree with her. How long do they really think they can keep it a secret? Everybody in the city seems to be talking about the Melee in the Inn!

Speaking of people who probably don’t appreciate being talked about behind their backs, we hear that The Many Faces of Fio and Professor Jolyon were seen in a pretty intense looking conversation about Lil’ Bit Lirssa. We have no idea what it was about but we hear that neither looked too pleased or friendly with one another when it ended. In fact, we hear that T.M.F.O. Fio was actually seen storming out shortly after. What have we told you guys about pissing off pregnant ladies? It never ends well.

Oh no! Somebody STOP Playboy Shane from handing out relationship advice. Not only is it a bit odd to hear that he is spewing advice but to hear that he is giving it to his ex-girlfriend??? Crazy! But that’s exactly what our sources reported back to us. We hear that Darcy and Playboy Shane were seen chatting at the bar in the Inn and she acknowledged that sitting scantily clad on men’s laps while drinking heavily makes people think that she’s an easy slut! We’re shocked that she’s just coming to this realization. Of course Playboy Shane’s girlfriend, Scully, came waltzing in wearing a skirt and sandals… in the middle of winter… and immediately started kissing on him even though he was in the middle of talking to Darcy. OMG! Can you scream desperate tramp any louder than that??? Now we know it is Playboy Shane and he has a tendency of switching girlfriends more often than he switches his socks but have a little bit of pride! Don’t throw yourself at your man just because he’s talking to another woman!

The one thing you can always count on in the Outback is opal drama. Those things certainly seem to cause more drama than they’re worth. Smokin’ Sartan and Ms. Wyh Not were seen chatting about Icedancer at length. If you remember correctly Ms. Wyh Not called the match in which Smokin’ Sartan won Icedancer. However what hasn’t been mentioned much in reports of the event is that Ms. Wyh Not was VERY reluctant to hand over the opal. In fact, we hear that she seemed quite attached to it. Our sources tell us that Sartan was overheard telling her Tuesday night that he didn’t appreciate it when she called the opal “her’s” the night of the challenge. Ms. Wyh Not was very apologetic but had no explanation for the odd behavior. Strange!

Edited: February 10th, 2010

Real Human Emotion Monday!

It was a quiet night in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night but we do hear that Chief Mischief Maker Eless was spotted spending some time with her friends. One encounter, however, proved not so friendly. One of the Taneths had some pretty threatening remarks to make towards the patrons gathered, including C.M.M. Eless. This is really starting to get frightening. And Tormay’s off challenging the Overlord! We thought he was off trying to find a solution to the Taneth problem! We think he should spend a little more time concentrating on his wife! Things are clearly getting worse!

Evidently Anubis survived the Melee in the Inn because he was seen alive and well Monday night in the Outback. We hear that he was overheard pushing Kheldar to duel him in the Tour so that would certainly suggest that he wasn’t suffering any long term problems from the brawl. It seems that through all of it Brale Brother Reap was the one who was the worst off having gotten shot in the leg. Poor B.B. Reap! He didn’t even start the thing! He was just jumping in on the back end!

The Taneths were also seen in the Outback causing problems. The Many Faces of Fio intervened and grabbed one of the Taneths by the hair for threatening Rowdy Rekah and Lil’ Bit Lirssa. We hear that she wasn’t just threatening them but threatening them with DEATH! T.M.F.O. Fio was NOT pleased and was looking quite ill. Once Manly Mason and Doc Eva jumped into the fray, the Taneths disappeared and T.M.F.O. Fio left Lil’ Bit Lirssa in their care to head home. We sure hope she’s okay because she looked pretty sickly Monday night!

Crazy Train Tara got into it laaaate Monday night with Joey and Darcy over…. what else? Anubis. Joey was trying to tell C.T. Tara the tale of Anubis attacking her but C.T. Tara insisted that Joey must have done something to provoke Anubis. Joey was evidently high at the time of the attack so her poor retelling of the story certainly didn’t help matters. The whole thing makes Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan so angry that she refused to even discuss the matter with C.T. Tara! Maybe S.P.G. Teagan really DOES have feelings! She certainly seems to care for Joey. Darcy told Joey not to bother since C.T. Tara is love sick over the slaver. No, Darcy. C.T. Tara is just plain sick. Sick in the head. Her love for Anubis is just another sign of it.

Edited: February 9th, 2010

Patty Fingers Sunday!

Sometimes no matter how many times our sources explain to us what happened in the Red Dragon Inn on a given night, we just don’t understand. Maybe there are things that are just too crazy for us to wrap our minds around! That was Sunday night. Evidently there was a gingerbread ship full of gingerbread pirates who went on some sort of rampage in the Inn with Darcy, Lang, and Mega Mom Icer as its victims. The ship disappeared as suddenly as it appeared, though, and the patrons of the Red Dragon Inn were safe once more.

Harris bet Lil’ Bit Lirssa a silver that Harper would beat Kendall in a game of darts. We really didn’t think L.B. Lirssa to be the gambling sort but Harris is annoying enough to make anyone turn against their nature in order to shut him up! Kendall won the game of darts and L.B. Lirssa was excited to collect her coins. Perhaps Harper’s game was thrown off a bit because we hear she was admiring John’s new haircut. Well, after the game, Harris decided he needed to shake down Harper to recover the money he lost in his bet. The pair went blow for blow until L.B. Lirssa provided Harris with an ale… which, of course, distracted him from his shake down.

The night of fights didn’t stop there. Manly Mason and Doc Eva really ripped into Serena! Our sources couldn’t exactly tell what the argument was about but during the course of it both Manly Mason and Doc Eva stomped off once. Lil’ Bit Lirssa seemed to play peacemaker which again proves that she’s the most mature person in the Inn on any given night while Playboy Shane seemed to be sticking close to Serena’s side to offer emotional support. Crazy. We have no idea what this was about but you better believe we’re going to keep our ear to the ground!

Juliane was behind the bar and it seems that will be a regular occurrence. We do love Smith tenders! We hear that she caught Playboy Shane’s eye. Although, honestly, it’s not all that hard to catch Playboy Shane’s eye. Anyway, he was overheard asking Darcy about her later in the evening. We hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa piped in to let Playboy Shane know that Juliane was Johnny’s sister and that if Shane got “all patty fingers with her” that Johnny would clobber Playboy Shane! HILARIOUS! We hear that Marvelous Mira was cracking up.

There were some Fight Night duels happening in the Annex but for the most part attention was focused on the Fists Tag Team Tournament that was taking place for the Tour. Although they only lasted one match, Jake and Napoleon certainly took the reward for best trash talkers! Who would have thought a rat and an orc would be so good at talking smack to their opponents??? They were so good, however, that we’re surprised that Smokin’ Sartan and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt were able to keep it together and beat them!

In the end nobody could match Sartan and MAN-tastic Matt’s skill and the pair took the tag team tournament. Congratulations to both of them!

Edited: February 8th, 2010

Day After the Madness Friday!

The Red Dragon Inn was pretty vacant Friday night but we do hear that Veighn was around causing trouble. Considering the warnings Lucky Lawyer Lucien’s been giving Crazy Train Tara about him as of late, we don’t think L.L. Lucien is going to be too thrilled to hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa had a run-in with him. It was Den Mama Icer that seemed to get his full wrath, though. We have no idea what’s going on with him but his behavior as of late certainly seems to have quite a few people awfully concerned.

L.L. Lucien was seen later into the night as he and Charna caught Nigel up on the drama that he missed the night before. It seems that Brale Brother Reap survived his gunshot and L.L. Lucien was overheard saying that Bekah was okay as well. We sure hope somebody did something about that God awful hair cut she gave herself in order to get out of C.T. Tara’s grasp! No word on how either C.T. Tara, though! You know you just want to be a fly on the wall the next time L.L. Lucien runs into C.T. Tara! He’s going to have her head!

As for Anubis, he certainly seemed fine when he entered the Inn laaaate into the night. We hear that he had some sort of short exchange with Joey which led to him STRIKING her! No lie! He totally hit her. Well, that will certainly won’t make his relationship with Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan any better. Joey stood up to him but she certainly got walloped and our sources say that she definitely seemed scared. It’s a hard lesson on how much of a target being a significant other to a star of the dueling venues is. You just know he did that in large part to send S.P.G. Teagan a message. Crazy.

Edited: February 3rd, 2010

Own Drummer Wednesday!

The Red Dragon Inn was a very quiet place indeed Wednesday night! We do hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa was seen behind the bar for a while and, if our sources are right, said a line that leaves us very sad. There’s rumors that she was overheard telling a patron that she’s not sure she believes in a hell other than RhyDin. Wow. Even if joking, this is a sad commentary on the youth of this city and is exactly the reason for our Foundation. No child should grow up like she’s clearly had to!

We hear that the action wasn’t much better in the Outback which makes us wonder what happened in the city Wednesday night that we don’t know about! Anyway, Carley was seen getting some duels in and have a conversation with a trainer named Mickey. It seems that Mickey was telling her that she should snarl to scare her opponents and that smiling is bad. Good luck with that one, Mickey! She’s a stubborn little thing. We doubt there’s anything you can say that will actually make an impact. Carley marches to the beat of her own drummer and that why we here at the Den of Gossip totally HEART her!

…Speaking of Carley, that cute guy Cy was with her yet again. He’s evidently a pretty good and very committed duelist. We’re sure she’ll kick us in the shins for saying this but, man, wouldn’t they be a cute couple???

Edited: February 2nd, 2010