Our sources tell us that Crazy Train Tara was NOT in a good mood Tuesday night when she was seen hanging out with the always lovely Cieara in the Red Dragon Inn! We’re not quite sure what had her in such a tizzy. We hear that she talked in low tones and was seen loving on that snake of her’s. Have we mentioned lately how much that girl freaks us out??? Scary! And we HATE snakes!!!

A visit from Bodacious Brian cheered her up a bit… and why wouldn’t it??? He’s definite one fine hunk of man meat! We hear that he was being quite sweet to dear, insane Tara and had her smiling within minutes. What a total hawtie he is!!! Not only did he turn C.T. Tara’s frown upside down but he was seen giving Taneth a big hug as well! Taneth seemed absolutely thrilled to see him!

OMG! OMG! OMG! Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva in the same room??? Although, the possibility for fantastic drama was crackling in the air, the fireworks NEVER came! Tiny Tucker was tending bar and even got Eva a drink while she sat at the bar reading a newspaper. However, they BARELY spoke! Can you say “awkward”???

Crazy Train Tara’s mood improved even further once Anubis walked through the door! Really, it’s a shame how deeply she’s fallen for him. Women are ridiculous! We hear that she was even looking a mighty bit jealous when PAARTY Girl Chase approached the table that she and Anubis were seated at to have a discussion with him. However, that does beg the question — what in the world could PAARTY Girl Chase have to talk to Anubis about??? We hear that C.T. Tara was so angry over the conference that she actually stormed off! PAARTY Girl Chase better watch her back! She likes taken men but we wouldn’t mess with a man that ALREADY has both a scary demonic wife and a crazy vampire for a mistress!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was spotted in the Outback Tuesday night under the watchful eye of hubby (and perhaps baby’s daddy?) the Gov MAN-tastic Matt! There’s still no OFFICIAL word as to whether or not she’s knocked up or just waaaay behind in getting her bod ready for bathing suit season. We’re strongly thinking that she’s got a bun in the oven, though! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was seen talking with Lil’ Boy Blue Locke who had some questions about the fashion industry. Evidently, he’s looking for an internship in men’s fashion! FAAAABULOUS! We think he’d be great!

Posted: May 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Sooo… has Lang found himself a new woman??? He was seen chatting with Booze Sis Alyssa and helping her fix her kite Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn! We hear that Alyssa has made some choice comments about Lang’s sexual preference but we think that’s just a cover for the MAJOR CRUSH she has on him!!! She just wants him to scoop her up and prove otherwise. It’s really not all that shocking. We’ll never understand women (we doubt they even understand themselves) but Lang certainly seems to have some sort of pull over them!!!

Ew! Ever since Psycho Skid dumped Booze Sis Hina, he’s seemed a bit…. dirty and sleazy! He was at the bar catching up with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, running a hand up her leg. No, no, no! Don’t touch! We can’t have Psycho Skid and SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee hooking up. There’s just something very wrong about that! Their flirting was broke up by Banana Rama Bree who we hear was slightly PISSED at Psycho Skid but her moods seem to change with the wind. We do hear that she offered to give Skid’s son the birds and bees speech when they time comes. OMG!!! We would pay money to hear Banana Rama Bree give that talk!!!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta seemed AWFULLY curious over exactly what it is that SMASHING Issy and the Scath-babes do! Lil’ Boy Blue Locke better reign his girl in!!! We love the Scath-babes as much as the next guy (and they are waaaaay hot) but they’re certainly not what you look for in a girlfriend! They can be downright scary. Luckily, we don’t see PAARTY Girl Atalanta as the type to put down the booze long enough to go help SMASHING Issy and the girls fight for justice!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was AGAIN looking a bit thick around the midsection when she was spotted in the Outback Monday night! We’re almost completely convinced that she’s pregnant! The rumors are really starting to run rampant! When is her camp going to finally come out and tell us the truth??? It’s a baby, not a scandal! Come on, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt! Don’t keep us in suspense any longer!

Jesse actually seemed a bit happy to spot old rival Cute Single Dad Bane later into the night in the Outback! We suppose he was hoping that C.S.D. Bane would clue the new kids in on the Legend of Jesse! We should be his ghost writer for that book. Despite his cockiness (or perhaps because of it), Jesse NEVER seems to have trouble keeping himself surrounded by pretty females. It seems that he’s been quick to find a bantering partner and Kazzy seems awfully willing to take the task! She may act like she dislikes him but, in the end, they ALWAYS wind up in bed with him!

Posted: May 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Lil’ Boy Blue Locke was seen hanging out with his equally well-dressed friend, Seliandre, at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night! The pair were looking suave over their drinks. HAWT STUFF! Unfortunately, our source that speaks elven was not present so much of what was overheard was not understood. Such a bummer, though! We’re sure they were dishing out FABULOUS fashion knowledge!

Brale Brother Baker never gives up hope that one day he’ll be able to bed one of the classiest ladies in RhyDin! Tuesday night it was Sylvia who had his attention. He even gave Jolyon a dirty look when he interrupted their discussion! In the end it was Jolyon who accompanied Sylvia out for a walk! Don’t feel too bad for Brale Brother Baker, DoD-er Eve showed up just in time to distract him with her fine assets and mass quantities of ale!

The new bride Crazy Train Tara wasn’t enjoying her first full day of wedded bless with her new hubby but was instead seen threatening to kidnap Grem until he starts liking her! Well…. that’s one way to do things we suppose! We think that Grem should just pretend to like C.T. Tara at this point. Her new husband seems even crazier than she does. He may kidnap Grem on a whim just to try to please his new bride!

Brale Brother Baker, DoD-er Eve, Head Pussy Panther, and Potter Piper were all in witty moods! When Potter Piper started talking about squeezable breasts, Head Pussy Panther was quick to point out that Potter Piper herself has quite the squeezable set!!! It’s the truth! DoD-er Eve was so impressed with his statement that she gave him a high five before returning to talking to Potter Piper about how Brale Brother Baker likes his brale. We can’t decide who is more trouble at this point — Brale Brother Baker or DoD-er Eve!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were seen holding hands and having an intimate conversation at a booth together! The pair definitely seems to be getting close but both seem to have wandering eyes. We’re so not sold that this is a lasting relationship rather than a convenient hook-up! She was overheard making an interesting reference to cleaning his gun for him as she left the booth. We’ll leave it up to you to decide which one of his guns she was referring to! Naughty, naughty girl!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless and her cohorts, DoD-er Rena and Potter Piper, are quite interested in kite flying! It seems like an odd hobby for lovely young ladies but we suppose there is certainly worse trouble they could get into. Unfortunately, the innocent conversation was thrown by the wayside when the three women were joined by Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert! We’re still pretty sure he actually believes that if he bothers them enough, they’ll eventually wear down and sleep with him. Lord, we hope he’s not right!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta was getting a hard time from an unknown drunk as were several other patrons late into the night. P.G. Atalanta was holding her own but there was certainly a bit of anger in Locke’s tone when he told him to take his attitude outside. Poor Locke was having a heck of a time behind the bar trying to keep chaos from spreading…. but we think he was particularly angry with the man giving PAARTY Girl Atalanta a hard time! Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s got STELLAR taste in clothes but his taste in women is definitely questionable at best!

Krazy Kitty was a little…. less than pleased to hear that Crazy Train Tara was married again and in particular who she had married! She was quite blunt in telling Antonio, with Crazy Train Tara within earshot, just how little she thought of the prince. We doubt that Crazy Train Tara cares all that much. Poor Krazy Kitty. She must have enough trouble reigning in her friends and family! We have no idea how she survived a year as governor!

Wyh Not and Hodge were overheard discussing the Madness Tournament in the Inn late into the night! It seems both are hoping that Joex takes the title. We can’t help but agree! He’s definitely a fantastic rising star! Anubis overheard the conversation and took exception to the ladies rooting against him. Is he insane? Did he really believe they’d be in his corner? One person that certainly appears solidly in his corner is Crazy Train Tara! She had all eyes on him! Thinking of cheating so soon, C.T. Tara??? That’s got to be some sort of record!

Posted: May 17th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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It seems that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell has decided to once again grace us with her presence! The troublemaker herself is back in town and was seen chatting about how she celebrated Beltane with Awesome Alain Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! It seems that L.M.A.M Jewell was kept away from the RhyDin celebration by a private fey celebration of the holiday. Awesome Alain was overheard telling her that he met Twin Spice both nights at the celebration. Alright, it’s official. The pair is definitely a couple! We’re still quite confused by this match, though!

Crazy Train Tara waltzed in believing herself to be… someone else. Even L.M.A.M. Jewell mentioned that it might be time to enlist C.T. Tara into some intensive therapy. This personality was most certainly NOT nice! After insulting both L.M.A.M Jewell and Awesome Alain, it turned on Krazy Kitty! So evidently on top of being mean, this personality is not very bright because if there’s one thing that everyone in RhyDin knows (down to the most basic one-celled organisms), it’s that you DO NOT tick off Krazy Kitty!

Hm! Maybe Smooooth Cowboy Jake is keeping his options even more open than we originally thought! He was seen having a quiet and private conversation with DoD-er Rena! If you remember back, he was actually her date for Johnny and Sianna’s wedding as well. We thought that they went as friends but that conversation definitely seemed suspect. Could this spell the end of Rena and her Boy Toy??? Could Jake have stolen her heart??? Could he be the real reason she’s been so dressed up as of late???

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Has Lil’ Boy Blue Locke dropped PAARTY Girl Atalanta??? He took her as his date to Johnny and Sianna’s wedding but when he walked into the Inn dressed to the nines Wednesday night it wasn’t her on his arm but an equally dressed up Izira! L.B.B. Locke was arriving for his shift behind the bar and we just cannot help but wonder if the pair had been returning from a date. The jury is still out on this one, boys and girls! Perhaps Smooooth Cowboy Jake isn’t the only man in these parts that is keeping his options open!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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…So we know what you’re all wondering — were we able to sneak a source into the highly anticipated wedding between Sianna Fraiser and Johnny Smith??? Abso-freaking-lutely! And, let us tell you, it was all that we’ve been waiting for AND MORE! The road to the Southern Glen where the ceremony was held was scattered with lanterns on shepherd’s hooks and tied to each post was a cluster of white flowers tied together with a blue ribbon. That coupled with the fairy lights scattered throughout the trees created such a stunning look!

The guests were some of RhyDin’s most upstanding and interesting citizens!

Brian and Jenai Ravenlock were both there and, man, did they look spiffy! Brian was cleanly shaven in a fashionably suit while his wife looked absolutely stunning in a silk lilac dress! It’s almost unreal how good she looks having given birth to twins so recently. Way to go, Jenai!

The DIVINE Mrs Storm arrived in carriage with her husband Yummy Ewan looking like the absolutely adorable pregnant woman we knew she would be! She was dressed in a floral, ankle-length dress that accented her growing belly. Yummy Ewan also had his mother with them. We should have guessed him to be a mama’s boy! Not that there’s anything wrong with that! We’re definitely a mama’s boy! The trio was joined by the always stunning Sylvia who is rumored to be having a relationship with a Fraiser of her own in Sianna’s brother, Hudson!

Even PAARTY Girl Chase appeared quite…. lovely and demure! We’re not sure what was wrong with her. In fact, she may have even been (dare we say it?) SOBER! She looked quite lovely in a white flowing skirt paired with a fitted white jacket. Fashionable and slightly edgy enough to pull off wearing white to a wedding while still appearing appropriate. Good for her! Even a stopped clock is correct twice a day, right?

We mentioned just how gorgeous S’jira looked when she was leaving the Inn for the wedding in an earlier blog. Well, she looked no less stunning when Head Pussy Panther escorted her to her seat! Head Pussy Panther needs to put the wedding rumors to rest and FINALLY pop the question to that beauty! Can you only imagine what a stunning bride she’ll make???

Smoooooth Cowboy Jake left his usual denim-clad fillies at home and instead was seen in the company of DoD-er Rena. Even DoD-er Rena managed to scrap her usual duds for a stunning sleeveless red dress! She should definitely wear that color more often. It made her skin glow fantastically. It’s too bad Boy Toy Aaron couldn’t make it! He really missed out. Shylah and Guthorm were also present! We hear that the Norse beauty gave the man quite the stern look for trying to sneak in a bit on the late side.

Are we the only ones that find Lil’ Boy Blue Locke just tooooo suave for words! We have a feeling that PAARTY Girl Atalanta may agree! In an the elegance of a simple black tuxedo, Locke escorted the lovely Atalanta to the event. His effortless style seems to be rubbing off on her! The party dress she had on was utterly amazing! We MUST know the designer. It was a fun, flouncy knee length white number with a black floral pattern and cinched to accent her envy-inducing waist with a black ribbon. Very stylish couple indeed!

We are absolutely dying to know who that man was whom Wyh Not entered with! She looked delicious in a simple yet elegant strapless royal blue gown overlaid with silver snowflake sprinkled chiffon. Edible! He was quite the hunk himself. We gathered that his name is Ciaran and he is quite the suave looking bachelor! We do hope that Wyh Not has found herself a delectable little boy toy! She so deserves it!

What is it about men in kilts that causes a woman’s heart to skip a beat? Peredhil and Johnny certainly didn’t disappoint in that respect! The pair looked downright dashing in their jackets and kilts as they waited the ladies. We hear that Johnny only had eyes for the end of the aisle, looking for his bride! How sweet!

Juliane and Ballerina Katarina served as lovely bridesmaids in dresses of a soft blue that definitely emphasized the women’s lovely physiques. We hear that a smile appeared on Jolyon’s face as he caught sight of the women. Yet, as usual, we are at a total loss as to which woman caught his fancy! Jolyon, Peredhil, and the Smith girls shall be the death of us!

Johnny’s face nearly broke in two with the stunning smile that erupted on his face as he spied his lovely bride, Sianna, on Hudson’s arm walking down the center aisle. We hear that she was sung a beautiful song about their love as she glided towards the altar! Her dress was utterly AMAZING! The fitted dress of a pure white lace clung to her bust before bursting forward in a lovely flow of silk at her knees. A demure half veil covered her face just enough to entice without being over powering and distracting. Very simple, very becoming.

Before family, friends, and a preacher, the pair exchanged some lovingly worded vows before the party departed. We hear that the reception was held the following morning in the Glen which had been transformed again in a vibrant celebration of spring! The same group of close family and friends gathered to toast the happy couple and wish them the best!

….which is a hope that we share! Congratulations, Sianna and Johnny! It’s been a long time coming and we are so happy for you both!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Event.
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In honor of the founder of the Duel of Fists, Head Pussy Panther, a cyclical tournament is held within the Outback to celebrate the rising talent among the brawlers!!! Everyone ranked beneath Emerald is given the opportunity to participate and, without fail, the event is a fantastic night of hard-hitting action! The Outback’s brightest young stars were out to throw their dukes up against one another with SUUUUPER Des overseeing the whole thing!

The night started out a bit on the crazy side! Luscious Lydia waltzed on in clad in a cheerleading outfit complete with purple pom poms! Oh, be still our heart! That is the start of quite a few men’s fantasies and, by the look on his face, Cute Single Dad Bane might be one of those men! It’s nice to see that Luscious Lydia knows how to keep her man satisfied.

We hear Lil’ Boy Blue Locke was quite confused to be face-to-face with RAT-tastic Napoleon for the very first time! What never seen a talking, dueling, candy-fiend rodent before, Locke??? Yes, he is REALLY a rat! And, yes, he REALLY is a pirate…. at least he claims he is!

Space Girl Alyson and Space Boy Chase (the male one, not the PAARTY version) were seen quite close between rounds as they competed! It seems that the pair are definitely keeping their relationship hush-hush but you can’t deny the chemistry there! We love to spot them sneaking little talks between matches. Absolutely adorable!

With Napoleon cheering on his former Badside Brawlers teammate, it was Kaylin who emerged victorious and won the Claw for the cycle! Congratulations, Kaylin!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Tournaments.
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As much trouble as we give her, we really do HEART The Other Woman Lain! She blew Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s mind Friday night when she pulled bacon out of her pocket for her pooches! TRASH-tastic Jade just couldn’t believe that T.O.W. Lain was carrying around bacon in her pocket. We LOVE it! T.O.W. Lain is just a little left of center and it makes her delightful. Plus, she seems to be a canine lover and, for that, we must commend her! A poochy salute! We think one of our sources overheard T.O.W. Lain talking to TRASH-tastic Jade about a new man in her life. We must know more!

As for Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade, she was overheard telling a small crowd that she has a date with DAKOTA STEELE! OMG! What happened to her Frat Boy friend??? Somehow we are just not the least bit surprised! In fact, we’re sure these two will hit it off brilliantly…. for at least a good solid month! Neither have a very good track record when it comes to sustaining relationships!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta and Lil Boy Blue Locke were seen whisking off for a private talk! He’s certainly been a good influence on her but the pair seem to be keeping this on the down low. It doesn’t surprise us that Lil Boy Blue Locke is the private sort. He seems to keep a lot close to his finely-tailored vest!

It’s certainly no surprise that Eless wound up at the bar while Antonio was serving, is it??? What is surprising is that it seems the evening was the first run-in between Eless and her former fiancee, Bad Boy Wil! The conversation was…. awkward to say the least. We hear that Eless looked a bit shaky after the conversation wrapped up but Potter Piper redeemed herself for some of her questionable decisions as of late! She was there to keep Eless company and lend her an ear. Good girl, Potter Piper!

Now we aren’t usually the type to say negative things about Alysia. To be honest, she downright frightens us!!! However, she was overheard making quite the racist remark about dwarves! She referred to them as “wicked, foul creatures”. That’s certainly not the talk of a lady!!! Tsk, tsk, tsk, Alysia! Even the walls have ears, even the walls have ears….

Peredhil sure does like those Smith girls! Now we were pretty sure he fancied Ballerina Katarina but it was Juliane that he was hanging out with into the wee hours. He certainly had quite a few compliments for the pretty blonde artist. Not that complimenting her is a difficult matter! Jolyon was also present but kept his distance. Although, both boys really seem to fancy the Smith girls, we have a feeling that they know there’s enough to go around for the both of them!

Taneth seems to think that we will dance with her at the Beltane festival and was overheard telling Antonio that as well. Aw! How we’d love to be Taneth’s dancing partner! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make the dance this upcoming Friday. We doubt Taneth will have much room on her dance card anyway! Instead, you can catch us in a dunking booth in the Market on Saturday night! For a silver to The Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, you can try to mess up our gorgeous pink locks! We do promise Taneth one HECK of a (probably wet) hug if she comes out for Saturday night’s festivities.

Baron of the Old Market district G’naughty G’nort got one HECK of a lecture about spanking young women from Hunky Carpenter Glenn! It seems that he was NOT at all thrilled to hear that Baron G’naughty G’nort laid his hands on his girlfriend Cutey Carley’s tush! Really, would anybody be thrilled to hear that? Lord only knows where his hands have been! Before the argument could come to blows (which we really would like to have seen!) Luscious Lydia stepped in to defuse the situation. Booooo! Booooo! Boooooo, we say!

Posted: April 28th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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That Awesome Alain! He was seen flirting it up with the brunette twin Spice again Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn after having a late night the evening before with PAARTY Girl Chase! What’re we going to do with him, huh? Well, sit back and enjoy it! After she left to prepare for her shift with Tucker, he was actually seen riffling through a little black book. That boy has some MAJOR game!

In fact, later in the evening, while in the process of getting blitzed at the bar he was overheard telling PAARTY Girl Atalanta that PAARTY Girl Chase actually stayed over at his place! Are we the only ones petrified by a PAARTY Girl Chase/Awesome Alain pairing??? These two could rack up one hell of a bar tab together, couldn’t they??? PAARTY Girl Atalanta looked a wee bit concerned over the whole matter. As well she should be! Awesome Alain is certainly not the type of guy you want your daughter/best friend/sister to hook up with!

Her concern over PAARTY Girl Chase was nothing for the expression that crossed her face when Lil’ Boy Blue Locke walked in! While he was dressed with his usual flair, we hear that he was quite battered and bruised and was walking with a limp. It seems that he’s been going all out in the Outback with little regard to his own safety! We hear that he’s getting quite good, though!

Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade isn’t doing Booze Sis Hina any favors! We hear that she freaked out Frat Boy Quinn by telling him that Hina loves him. We have a feeling that she meant “adores” rather than is “in love” but… well, we men are half-wits when it comes to the Big L Word. Frat Boy Quinn seems even antsy at the idea of dating Booze Sis Hina! What??? Come on. This boy is so not ready for any sort of commitment. We bet he’s the type that has a hard time buying a toothbrush because the thought of using it for a full month scares the you-know-what out of him!

It took both Tiny Tucker and Twin Spice to keep things running behind the bar due to the size of the crowd. However, things were made a bit more difficult by Tiny Tucker’s obvious distraction! We hear his eyes kept making their way back to the lovely Izira! He certainly made sure her drink didn’t run empty and she didn’t need anything all night long. We wonder how Doc Eva would feel knowing that her friend might just be moving in on her man???

The Other Woman Lain ALWAYS seems to keep HAWT company! We hear that she was throwing back shots in the company of two very pretty women who are sources were unfamiliar with. Iiiinteresting! We’ll certainly try to catch their names the next time they’re spotted. If they’re out drinking with T.O.W. Lain, you just know that they must be the sort of interesting that we here at the Gossip GangSTAR LOVE!

Oh, Lordy! We knew Antonio was smooth but we certainly didn’t expect for him to be able to move in on the lovely Eless quite so quickly! Evidently he was spotted in the Inn massaging her shoulders after quite the intimate little conversation.  Have we mentioned yet how much WE LOVE THIS PAIRING??? It’s all much too much HAWT for use to be able to take!!! Mack on, Antonio! Mack on!

We hear that our dear, lovely Hottie Hodge may occasionally read our blog (…or the paper version of it at least).  Therefore, we must say to her BEWARE OF AMNESIAC TARA!!! We hear that the pair was hanging out for quite some time in the Inn and, we must admit, that makes us quuuuuite nervous since we’ve decided that Amnesiac Tara’s brand of crazy is contagious. Keep the crazies at bay, Hottie Hodge!

In a battle of OLD OLD School vs The Young Guns, Jake Thrash (the half-orc brewer behind Red Orc Brewery which produces the incredibly popular Badsider Brew) took on Maria Graziano in some MADNESS action in the Inn’s basement dueling Arena Thursday night! Jake’s years and years of experience proved to be the deciding factor and he moved on to the next round! We hear that the duel will probably be the former baroness Maria’s last. Rumor has it that she has plans to expand her family and dueling and baby-incubating just don’t really go hand-in-hand.

Lil Black Book Senior Baroness Jaycy was looking very un-pregnant when she was seen entering hand-in-hand with her man (and opponent for the evening) Leo. Hmm! Shouldn’t she be showing by now??? Especially if she’s had several babies in the past??? We sure hope she didn’t conveniently get rid of this pregnancy. She’d be the type to right a wrong with another wrong! That girl’s a mess! She didn’t put up much of a fight against her man! Leo easily took her down to move on to the next round. While this could certainly be labeled an upset, Leo’s long absence from the Arena is one reason he ranked so low. He’s got quite the talent level!

More surprising has to be that commoner Capistrano totally pulled away from the holder of more than a few titles, Cassius! With P’Imp calling, the 14th ranked Capistrano took down the 6th rank Cassius with little trouble to move on to the Sweet Sixteen! INSANE! He’s totally a bracket buster and we love it! G’naughty G’nort tried to smooth talk his way past Myria Graziano but she wasn’t having ANY of that. In the end, it was his skill that allowed him to keep her out of a spoiler role!

OMG! We hear that the lovely Morgan invited The Gov MAN-tastic Matt, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, Taneth, and Jake over to her place for pancakes! What a fabulous little party??? What DO we have to do to get an invite to that shindig??? Morgan makes us droooool!

Posted: April 28th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh no! OH NO! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are evidently trying for a baby and made their intentions very well known Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. When will the city ever be safe from those Booze Sisters reproducing??? Booze Sis R.R. Rhy spent the rest of the night entertaining Dean’s Frat Brothers and several of their other male friends by prancing around in a mini skirt. We certainly hope you enjoy your lovely little form now, R.R. Rhy! Have you ever SEEN a pregnant woman??? Juuuust you wait until your boobs become massive un-hot engorged torpedoes that are so sensitive to the touch that you’d punch a man for attempting to enjoy them, there’s stretch marks crisscrossing what used to be perfect skin, shaving your legs becomes a two-day ordeal, and your belly deserves a zip code of its own!

Rocky Road Rhy got her fellow Booze Sis in a bit of trouble when she revealed to Wolv a couple bedroom secrets that Aly had told her! OMG! What we wouldn’t give to hear a couple of those! We’re surprised that Wolv’s surprised, however. Doesn’t he know that’s what women do??? Gab to their friends! We think that half a woman’s enjoyment over sex comes from being able to dish about it to her girlfriends the next day!

As usual when Aly’s about, the conversation with her and Wolv took on a very naughty nature! Man, do we love her! Evidently, Amnesiac Tara took exception to the dirty talk and decided it was not appropriate for Amthy’s ears. Now we love Amthy as much as the next person but do you really think that sexual innuendo is something that she actually comprehends??? We’re thinking that’s a giant “NO”! What can you do, though? After all it is Amnesiac Tara and Amthy.

Soooo according to our sources the news that we are scheduled to take part in a dunking booth on the second night of Beltane is out as the brunette twin Spice was overheard mentioning it in the Inn to Awesome Alain, Eless, and Taneth! After several discussions with the naughty twin, we have indeed hesitantly agreed to celebrate Beltane in GRAND FASHION! To raise money for the Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, we will become your victim in a dunking booth for the May 3rd festivities in the Marketplace! We sure hope it won’t be chilly that night! After all the drinking and dancing on Friday night in the Glen, come take aim at yours truly in the market on Saturday while partaking in some scrumptious treats and faaaaabulous games!

Speaking of Awesome Alain, he’s definitely having fun with life as one of RhyDin’s most eligible bachelors! He’s been seen with the brunette twin Spice on several occasions and Wednesday night he was flirting it up with PAARTY Girl Chase! He’s certainly starting to adopt a type — young, frisky, and not at all looking for a relationship! The pair were actually seen leaving the Inn together in the late evening hours. Can you say “booty call”??? Well, well, well, they all are grown adults!

Smooooth Cowboy Jake sure seems to keep himself in some AWFULLY good company these days! He’s got so many beautiful birds knocking on his door, how will he ever choose amongst them??? Perhaps he simply won’t choose! He was seen exchanging a couple flirty lines with Hottie Hodge who we, unfortunately, haven’t seen in a while! It’s good to see her back in action! His pleasure didn’t end there! He was also seen in the company of that new little smoking hottie Molly who was overheard telling him just how much she’d like to see him nekkid! OMG, Cowboy!

LydiBane keeps on chugging! In fact, Luscious Lydia was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night mentioning to Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran that it makes her nervous to watch Cute Single Dad Bane in a ring! We find that cute! Cute Single Dad Bane was duking it out with Locke but Locke didn’t stop there. He took on Warlizard Bran later into the night as well! By the time Locke made it for his shift behind the bar in the Inn, he was pretty bruised and gimpy! We still think he’s MAJORLY hot! He’s love to brawl only makes him HOTTER!

Posted: April 26th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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MAJOR! We hear that Locke was talking with his girl PAARTY Girl Atalanta about his desire to break into the fashion industry! How HAWT would that be?!?! There’s plenty of good women’s fashion designers in the area. We think the city could definitely use some smokin’ hot men’s wear! We’d totally buy from Locke’s line! Evidently, Locke’s trying to score a bit of one-on-one time with THE woman in RhyDin for haute couture — DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy. No luck so far in getting that meeting with her. We’ll put a good word in for him, though!

Potter Piper and Bad Boy Wil were spotted again together Monday night. This pair is really weirding us out! The thought of them together is odd! We refuse to believe there is anything brewing here. Another of Wil’s possible flames, Siren, joined them at their table for drinks. At the end of the night, Piper was seen leaving alone so maybe rumors of a Wil/Piper romance have been over blown! We sure hope so!

Therapist Chryrie still seemed awfully troubled when she was seen at the bar late Monday night! Den Mama Sid who was tending was to the rescue, though! The two ladies were overheard talking quietly about what seemed to be quite the serious matter. And later Therapist Chryrie was seen whispering with the very hot Alysia in the same somber manner! We’re dyyyyying to know what’s up!

Silliness reigned supreme in the Outback Monday night and was led by SPEEDSTER Nova and his partner-in-crime The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! Even The Gov MAN-tastic Matt got into the act by threatening to use his gubernatorial powers to get a line of young men set-up to date SPEEDSTER Nova’s daughter! What we wouldn’t give for that little one to be released onto society???

We hear that Luscious Lydia is trying to get MAN-tastic Matt to hire her as a caller in the Outback! What a great idea? She seems to like hanging out there, her boyfriend’s seems to prefer the place, and she’d be surrounded by friends. Why not make a little extra cash while goofing off??? We definitely think MAN-tastic Matt should hire the green-haired hottie!

Posted: April 10th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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