Aolani was there to spread her debauchery. That seems to be her favorite hobby… or maybe it’s a career. We don’t know a whole heck of a lot about the woman after all and, after hearing reports about how she spends her nights, not much would surprise us. She’s got a pretty little groupie named Jenillisa who’s often in tow and was with her playing some sort of drinking game last night. There was also a girl with her named Jessica who was odd as well. But not odd in Jenillisa’s overly sexual sort of way but in the “Mice are my friends!” sort of way. We hear that Harris was among them as well but didn’t get involved in their game, saying that he couldn’t afford having a hangover at his challenge the next day.

We’re not sure if the reason that Kazzy jumps from job to job is because she can’t keep one or because none of them can keep her attention for more than a month! Either way, she was overheard talking to Lil’ Bit Lirssa about her newest gig. It seems that Kazzy is working on the local ballet theater’s newest production. Thankfully, she’s not actually dancing because nobody wants to see that. She’s evidently doing some behind the scenes grunt work. We give it three weeks!

Speaking of Lil’ Bit Lirssa, it seems that The Many Faces of Fio has totally LIED to her about why her classes are suspended. Our sources overheard Lirssa tell Kazzy that Fio says she’s on “Spring Break”. We’re telling you right now that it is NOT going to go over well when Lirssa finds out that not only has Fio suspended her lessons with Prof. Jolyon but that she lied to her about it. Those are going to be some serious fireworks. Fio is about to get one heck of a crash course in parenting!

We hear that Wulfson was spotted on Twilight Island! He’s always good for a line or two in “Overheard Around Town”! He spent the first half of the evening catching up with old friends but we hear that Xanth did tempt him into the ring later in the evening. Some of our sources are suggesting that the MANY time Archmage might be thinking about another attempt at the title at the end of the cycle. Well, he’s got a couple months to brush up on his skills! We know we’d love to see him throw down with Archmage McPretty Sivanna!

Speaking of the Archmage, we hear that Sivanna didn’t know about the multiple Taneths until last night. Seriously??? What rock does this woman live under??? We’re thinking about having our flyers delivered directly to her home every day. That’s just unacceptable!

A small crowd gathered to duke it out in the Outback Tuesday night as well! We hear that Erin was there and seen catching up with Locke and Carley. Erin was evidently impressed by the strides that both of them have taken in the duels in her absence. We have to wonder if they’ve actually surpassed her skill! Erin is looking awfully rusty these days. We’ll have to wait and see if she’s going to make the commitment to a serious comeback.

Crazy Train Tara was seen pulling in a wagon with a toddler sized doll riding in it. Yep. You read that right. Of course, she was talking to the doll, mixing the doll drinks, and generally acting like herself. Well, evidently at some point, Aya got spooked by the doll. We hear that Aya evidently accused it of moving….. and so she took her sword to it. As you can imagine, Tara was pretty beside herself. Thankfully, though, she seemed more interested in whining to Tass than destroying the Outback. Evidently Tara sent Darcy over to talk to Aya and Aya made it pretty darn clear that she has a strong policy against inanimate objects moving, talking, or sipping on Badsiders at the bar. Take note, Barbie! Stay away from the Outback!

Rumor has it that Joey showed up in the Outback after being MIA for some time. She looked a bit tired but well enough. Her friends all seemed glad to see her but nobody was more thrilled than Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan for obvious reasons. We hear that the ladies decided that they had a lot of “catching up to do” and so they left pretty early into the night. We’re just surprised that Kalamere stayed back and didn’t join them on this “catching up”.

One of the heroes we were hoping to see hasn’t abandoned the city showed up in the Inn Friday night! We hear that Awesome Alain was seen hanging out catching up with some friends with his girl, Sophie. They were heard discussing the issue only briefly but we’re told both of their companies have been pulling back operations in the city and sending their mages into hiding. Our sources say that after the Shamrock Shindig and the actions of a certain someone in his House, he’s decreasing his presence in the city in part at least to keep the city from turning on them over the incident. If he’d like to keep public opinion in his favor he should find a way to destroy all the beasts! Back to his love life, though, for a minute. We’re starting to get reports that this thing with the Rhovnik girl may not be passing. Her family’s already pushing for marriage so if anybody wants one last shot at him they better do it quickly!

Ethan had a brief conversation with Alain that seemed to leave him a bit off kilter and was later seen in a booth catching up with Doc Eva. He definitely seemed a bit uneasy. Anybody else feel like Ethan’s hiding something again??? He should really just be completely honest because he doesn’t seem like he’s great at hiding stuff. They chatted about their significant others and how happy they are in their relationships (boooooring!) and also addressed Ethan’s brother (so sad!). It was certainly good to see both of them hanging out. It sounds like Ethan’s going to try to spend more time in the city so that he can see Maeve more often. He definitely seems to be putting the effort into making their relationship work. Good for him!

It seemed the night for Eva to catch up with her male friends as she was later seen congratulating Lil’ Boy Blue Locke on his Madness win. Eva seems to have an awful lot of “platonic” male friends. ANYWAY! Locke was in quite the good mood and celebrating his victory over Napoleon as he had been down quite a bit but turned things around to win the match. Don’t let it go too much to your head, Locke. You just beat a rat who likes to have his belly rubbed and will do anything for candy.

Another night, another woman whose life Lucky Lawyer Lucien must fix. The kid version of Taneth was in the Inn munching on apples dipped in peanut butter. Lucky was overheard asking her if she has seen any of the other Taneths recently. She said that she hadn’t but couldn’t narrow down when it was she saw them last. What’s happening to her just gets sadder and sadder! Eventually it’s all got to work out alright…. right???

Crazy Train Tara was spotted for the first time since our return to RhyDin in typical C.T. Tara fashion. Our sources tell us she was wearing some sort of very revealing bikini. She, of course, was her usual self. She evidently was instructing kid Taneth on the finer points of capturing a butterfly and ripping off its wings. Nice. When the cute new girl, Aliss, showed some interest in being nice to kid Taneth, C.T. Tara let her know just how ancient kid Taneth really is. We hear that Aliss was a bit floored by the news. Poor girl. This is a strange town. C.T. Tara didn’t bother cushioning the blow because she was too busy arguing with Collie over which of them was the last to have set the Inn’s kitchen on fire.

Just another insane night in the Red Dragon Inn!

Things got started early in the Annex as dueling kicked off for the night with a challenge! Tormay faced off against the squire of the Old Temple district, Kalinda, for a shot at the Old Market barony! In an odd turn of events, Tormay actually decided to use the one match format to face down Kalinda. She kept her nose to the grindstone but in the end Tormay’s experience was able to bring the match home. So, unfortunately, we’ll have to go another day without an exotic dancer as a baroness! Such a bummer! But congratulations to Tormay!

…uh, does somebody want to tell us at what point Rowdy Rekah and Dawn became friends??? Sin and Sal disappear from public life and all of a sudden Rekah is dating Cas and is besties with Dawn??? Sure, we’ve said in the past that Sin and Sal aren’t exactly the world’s greatest role models but…. PLEASE COME BACK! You guys can’t let this happen to Rekah! Our sources report back that Rekah and Dawn were discussing horses over drinks. We’re completely icked out by this news.

Kalamere was overheard making dinner plans with yet ANOTHER baroness. This time it was Maria who he was showing interest in. It’s only a matter of time before he’s bagged all three baronesses. It’s a bit risky of the former Overlord to set his eyes on the current Overlord’s girl, though, no? We don’t think Tical will be as understanding about Kalamere banging his girlfriend as Pslyder was. After all, Jaycy is sort of community property. On the other hand, maybe Tical is getting used to losing his girlfriend to over the hill duelists. Yep, I went there!

We have a pair of candidates for this year’s most ridiculous newlyweds! Harold and Scotty! After their antics Friday night, they may take the hands-down win! Our sources claim that there was quite the ruckus in the Marketplace and when people began to investigate they saw a pair of young strapping men having sex on the roof of one of the buildings. Yep. You read that right. Our sources tell us that it was, in fact, Harold and Scotty. To follow up their naughty evening, they showed up in the Annex with their clothing in a state of disarray to partake in some violence…. because who needs cuddling when you can beat on people???

We hear that L.B.B. Locke got a little anxious later when Juliane came in and made a reference about him marrying her cousin. He was quick to say that he and Ballerina Katarina were not engaged. Reeeeaaally? You’re going to shack up with the girl and not make her your wife??? Not cool, L.B.B. Locke! Not at all cool! We’re not entirely sure L.B.B. Locke appreciates what an amazing woman he’s landed. Maybe Head of the Fam Johnny should kick his ass after all! The awkward moment was easily defused when Lil’ Bit Lirssa brought up the subject of Juliane’s new gallery which L.B.B. Locke showed a great deal of interest in. L.B.B. Lirssa saves the day again!

Regular Fight Night dueling as well as a Fists’ MegaBrawl brought quite the crowd into the Annex Sunday night. We hear that surprisingly enough even the storied (and half-retired) duelists, Amal and Xeno, were on hand to represent their team in the brawl. We hear that the Brawl was so insane that it was difficult to tell who was doing what to whom. Quite the spectacle! It proceeded laaaaate into the night and we hear that EVERYBODY ended up pretty beat up. And there’s still two more of them!

Lil’ Black Book Jaycy showed up to get in some regular dueling dressed in a pretty formal gown. We hear that she bailed on the wedding that was ongoing and was in quite the pissy little mood. Maybe she realized just how close to marriage she and Pslyder now are and it scared the living dickens out of her. We hope to God that the realization about the path that she’s on finally dawned in her dull little head. Come on, L.B.B. Jaycy! Don’t ruin the amazing reputation that you have made for yourself by sticking with one guy! There’s still half of RhyDin left for you to seduce and bed! We miss you snapping hearts in two and stomping on them with your heels!

Things are proceeding right along with Marvelous Mira and Cowboy Jake. It seems that the pair had a lovely New Year together and spent the end of the evening with warm drinks at the Inn. We hear that Cowboy Jake even mentioned that maybe they could invite her family to spend the winter holidays with them next year at “our place”. WHAT?!?! Now we NOW Cowboy Jake is too traditional to be suggesting that they live together out of wedlock so it seems to us that he’s suggesting that they will be married within a year! HOW FANTASTIC!

Ballerina Katarina was seen catching up with Doc Eva later in the evening. It seems that she and Locke are still going strong. Ballerina Katarina was heard saying that he’s enjoying the snow. He must reeeeaaaally love her to stick it out through the long hot summers here in RhyDin. Either that or he loves fashion that much that he can’t stand leaving the fashion hub that is RhyDin. Maybe it’s a combination of the two.

Laaaaate into the night, our sources found two of the Inn’s resident Cheer Brigade all down in the dumps. Doc Eva, Manly Mason, and Chief Mischief Maker Eless were a bit baffled and concerned when both Serena and Mad Cow Kazzy entered in funks. There was no word about Serena’s but she certainly seemed out of it. M.C. Kazzy’s problems were more clear, though. It seems Lizzie has left town! What a bummer! We hear that M.C. Kazzy was drowning her sorrows with ice cream. Aw. We do hope that Lizzie returns soon. That’s so sad!

It seems that Guill might be rethinking his actions! We hear that he was seen down in the Annex apologizing for the things he has said. Wow! We didn’t think he would budge off his stance but it seems that the criticism from his friends is weighing heavily on him. Aja wasn’t immediately forgiving. We hear that she made it pretty darn clear that she thinks he’s been acting like an ass. We doubt Aja wouldn’t be as angry as she is if it her brother hadn’t been one of the ones that made Guill’s list of dishonorable people. Aja is the biggest defender of the legendary status of her brother’s dueling career. He’s going to have to work hard to win her over.

This should be illegal. Really. We hear that Crazy Train Tara and G’naughty G’nort were seen spending time in the Annex together Friday night, causing trouble. In fact, C.T. Tara even caused a serving boy to faint at one point. We’re highly uncomfortable with this pair being allowed within a hundred yards of one another much less planning and going on adventure together. The city may implode from their combined trouble making potential. Nobody’s going to believe us until it’s too late!

In spite of all that spit fire and the giant blow-up between Elite Eleanor and DIRTY Mish, we knew that they’d end up back between the sheets. They’re certainly not short on passion. We just didn’t think that the pair would have kissed and made up quite so soon. E. Eleanor was spotted back in DIRTY Mish’s lap Monday night as the pair smoked and drank just like the picture of debauchery that they are!

The Outback was pretty hopping Monday night. We hear that Darien, the journalist who is heavy in with the Prop 37 crowd, was spotted checking out the dueling venue! Interesting, no??? Say what you want about him but he certainly has to have some guts to show up in the middle of a crowd that tends to be heavily pro-magic. We hear Pslyder volunteered to give him a “tour” of the Outback which involved a beat down. Darien at least put up a fight but in the end Pslyder was able to pull it out.

Oddly enough, Head of the Fam Johnny was hanging out in the Outback along with Ballerina Katarina! She’s back in town and busy dancing so we haven’t seen much of her lately. It was a thrill to hear that she was out and about! The pair was seen drinking Badsiders and it seems that they had arrived to cheer on Lil’ Boy Blue Lock who was definitely surprised to see his girl and her cousin! B. Katarina and L.B.B. Locke still seem very much in loooooove! Cute!

SLUTtacious Darcy was evidently overheard by our sources apologizing for her behavior to her “mother” Mega Mom Icer. What behavior??? Well, it seems that SLUTtacious Darcy has NOT taken her break-up with Playboy Shane very well. Uh… did she not know WHY we call him Playboy Shane??? Evidently SLUTtacious Darcy told M.M. Icer that she plans on being strong but we’re sure that she’ll beg Playboy Shane to come back to her a good half dozen more times. The boy is TROUBLE! Just wash your hands of him!

It seems Lil’ Bit Lirssa was doing better but there’s still no detailed explanation about what happened to her. We’re hearing vague stories from our sources about a ring exploding which caused the metal to be embedded in the cuts. Odd. She was seen chatting with Real Estate Mogul Rena who was looking a bit down in the dumps. Could the rumors really be true??? We’re just not buying it!

It seems that Playboy Shane is listening to R.C. Brandon because after R.C. Brandon called her worse insults than even we feel comfortable laying out, Playboy Shane did not defend his lady love but instead left with R.C. Brandon. Coooold. Very, very cold. We hate to feel sorry for SLUTTACIOUS Darcy but she can do better than a guy who ditches her like that.

It seems a couple more of Icer’s progeny has hatched as she told Marvelous Mira. Marvelous Mira seemed disappointed that the young were back at Le Dragon Cave and not there for her to play with. Ha! We’re sure that M. Mira can get an invitation back to Le Dragon Cave because Icer’s seriously got to need the babysitting help. That dragon-lady has just GOT to stop having kids.

Cutie Carley was with her newest handsome companion — an elf who seems to go by Cy. Very good-looking, Cutie Carley! We here at the Den of Gossip totally approve! We hear that our foul-mouthed little favorite had some… uh… choice comments about Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s… well, little Locke, if you know what we’re saying. L.B.B. Locke didn’t seem to appreciate her commentary and invited her into the bathroom with him when he went to check out “little Locke” (or “Little Big Locke” as he seemed to be contending) for herself. Head into the bathroom she did! And with a SLINGSHOT! Evidently, L.B.B. Locke’s cry could be heard well into the common room.

The prank got her a stern talking to from Queen of Class Sylvia who was there attempting to have a quiet drink with her Hunky Hudson. As seems to be a common trend with them, Hunky Hudson could not stay long without being called away by a messenger! What a bummer! Must be the story of Q.O.C Sylvia’s life these days! He certainly laid quite the cute little kiss on her before he left though. Le sigh. These two are ALMOST enough to turn the whole lot of us here at the Den of Gossip into a bunch of sappy romantics. ALMOST.

Den Mama Sid! No lie! Den Mama Sid was seen behind the bar late Saturday night catching up with her dear friend Q.O.C. Sylvia. It seems like D.M. Sid is everyone’s “dear friend”, though. As usual, she was acting a bit eccentric — fading in and out of view covered in sparkles, cursing some unknown sorcerer, and talking of bouncy castles. What are you going to do??? That’s Den Mama Sid and you can’t help but love her and all her beautiful eccentricities.

The basement Arena was busy with activity Saturday night! Sweetheart S’jira and Head Pussy Panther were seen canoodling! COUGHMARRYHERCOUGHCOUGH! While Brale Brother Baker seemed to accidently wander a floor lower. One bar is just like any other to him, we suppose. He was belly up to the bar pounding down the mugs of ale and verbally accosting any woman who would stop and chat. One classy dude!

We do hear that he actually managed to have a somewhat coherent conversation with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell. The pair talked of life, love, and the event the previous night! It seems that B.B. Baker drummed it down to a night full of “stuffy bastards”. We sure hope he wasn’t refering to us! OMG! We’d be so sad! It seems that he was upset that yours truly didn’t say hi to him. We are sure we overlooked a few but we were oh-so nervous about performing a wedding! So to make up for it…. hiiiii, Brale Brother Baker!!! Cutie Carley or one of our other regular readers, make sure B.B. Baker sees our little shout out to him!

We were so thrilled to see some of our favorite people in attendance and, of course, we followed up with as many as we could to see how things in their lives were going.

Our Darling Taneth was looking ever the young beauty that she is! She gave me the great pleasure of FINALLY being able to meet Sullen Sal. We definitely can see what Deliciously Sinful Sin sees in him. Never one to change for anyone he was in jeans and a t-shirt and while we may not HEART his fashion sense we do HEART the way he is always himself. Definitely a HAWT guy and anyone who is sweet and caring to Our Darling Taneth gets biiiiig kudos in our book! She’s the best!

Lucky Lawyer Lucien was present and accounted for as well. Despite rumors that he has been seen looking quite melancholy and somber over the past month (come on, it’s L.L. Lucien after all, being somber is what makes him HAWT), he seemed to be in an excellent mood. He told yours truly that he brought out his best smile for the event. That smile, unfortunately, did not last the entire evening which we’ll explain later!

Ballerina Katarina looked to die for in a strapless yellow sundress! Certainly practically anything on that body would look expensive but we did question her about her fabulous fashion sense that we believe comes from her boyfriend, Lil’ Boy Blue Locke. When we questioned her on it she was a wee bit illusive but did admit that L.B.B. Locke occasionally supplies her with a dress or two. Who wouldn’t take his help??? He’s one snazzy dresser! She also confirmed that they have not yet gotten engaged. Although, we are hearing that they are shacking up together.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee never fails to bring attention to herself! She was wearing an uber sexy black strapless gown with white and gray vines printed into the fabric. It had quite the slit as well to show off more than a little of those famous/infamous legs. She greeted yours truly by jumping from the bar into my arms. She’s awfully lucky I have good reflexes or she may have gotten hurt! Knowing SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee she would have merely landed on a bed of magical roses instead.

I also got to catch up with one of our most avid readers in Cutie Carley! She was certainly enjoying the great food and the company. We hear that she definitely made the rounds and was even seen chatting with a number of people that we didn’t know she was familiar with. That young lady can make a friend out of ANYONE!!! We do have to wonder where she has been the past several months. All she told us is that it is “fun out of RhyDin”. Iiiinteresting!

Prof. Jolyon was busy giving his nightly lecture to Lil’ Lirssa when we found our way over to them. Lil’ Lirssa was again looking mighty spiffy in an adorable hunter green skirt and matching jacket. Such a little lady! Unfortunately, I only had a brief opportunity to discuss our shared interest — the plight of poverty-stricken children in this city.

But we’re quite sure that you would rather here of our discussion with her handsome tutor than our charity work anyway, you gossip scoundrels! Well, we did in fact discuss the nature of Prof. Jolyon’s relationship with Real Estate Mogul Rena (who joined us at the hearth as well). Unfortunately, he continued to remain koy about what exactly is going on there. From our very brief discussion with R.E.M. Rena in which she called him a “puzzle” it seems we are not the only ones confused by his behavior! The two did chat for quite a while afterward! Maybe a discussion on the state of their relationship???

We hear that Renna was in an amazingly sexy black number and was seen catching up with Icer. Unfortunately, Renna had moved on by the time I made it over to Icer’s couch where she was chatting with Drake…. who is yet another one of her relatives, according to our sources. Evidently the first of the current batch of Icer’s brood has begun hatching. It’s no wonder she’s trying to stay out of the house…. or den or cave or whatever!

Our sources caught more details on the upcoming wedding of Overlord Tormay and Our Darling Taneth! O.D. Taneth was overheard telling Sex Pot Kitty and Old Man Tass that the pair had decided to ask Therapist Chryrie to marry them! How cuuuute! Knowing T. Chryrie she will insist on pre-marriage counseling. Wouldn’t you love to just be a fly on the wall for one of those meetings? How much fun would pre-marriage counseling with O. Tormay and O.D. Taneth be???

Doc Anya was there on the arm of her man, Alper. She had the nerve of welcoming us to the cause of helping children in this city… which we find completely insulting to all the time, talent, and money that we here at the Den of Gossip have sunk into our favorite charities over the past two years we have worked in this city… and, really, that’s all we have to say about either of them. Thankfully, our night was brightened by some of the yummy eye candy that was occupying the table! Simmering Sivanna truly is TO DIE FOR! The woman just oooooozes sex! She was in a fantastic strapless black number that was cinched around the middle to show off her teeny tiny waist. Love her! The dashing Neo was also present. We hear some fantastic things about his exploits within the rings of the dueling venues. We may have to make a special trip there to see him for ourselves!

That lovely new girl AJ was around and chatting with Doc Eva and Ballerina Katarina. We’re hearing rumors that the girl might actually be pregnant. Wowzers! She and that man of her’s juuuuust hooked up and started living together as well. Now that’s a lot of pressure on a brand new relationship. We don’t understand why these kids can’t just slow things down. Why are they in such a damn hurry??? Well, perhaps speaking with Doc Eva gave her some perspective. Doc Eva isn’t exactly on the rocket express with her own relationship. They seem to be taking it nice and slow… which is probably a good thing since there’s still a TON of tension between her and her ex.

And then it was time for the big EVENT! We were so honored and delighted when The Many Faces of Fio and Awful Ali asked yours truly to unite them in holy matrimony! T.M.F.O. Fio looked delicious in a short, sassy indigo silk dress with a drop waist and ruffled skirt. And while we all knew A. Ali is suuuuper HAWT, he looked especially elegant in his black silk jodphuri jacket. Their witnesses seemed to be RhyDin’s Redheaded Stepchild, Tara, and a goat. We were straight and to the point and before the crowd knew it, T.M.F.O. Fio and A. Ali were JOINED!!! And they looked radiantly happy (and a bit nervous as to how everyone would react) about it!

Who doesn’t love a good surprise wedding???

Well, it seems that it didn’t take long for us to find out! Deliciously Sinful Sin and Old Man Tass stood in shock giving us the evil eye. And we must admit that it pained us to see it from D.S. Sin! Sex Pot Kitty and Lucky Lawyer Lucien stormed out of the Inn even! Shock reigned supreme for quite a while before people began congratulating the newly married couple.

We hear that the celebrating went on laaaate into the night and we must admit that these two are incredibly cute together. Only time will tell if they can stick it out in the harsh limelight of RhyDin but we certainly are hoping for the best for them. We certainly wouldn’t want the first marriage we officiated to end in divorce!

TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM!

Unfortunately, D.S. Sin wasn’t present but quite a few of the Inn’s other regulars were!

The Many Faces of Fio drew quite the masterpiece on Awful Ali’s and he jotted down something on her’s in some language that our sources present couldn’t read. The pair were quite into each other once again! They get cuter by the day to us. It’s hard to hate Awful Ali when he is so good to T.M.F.O. Fio! Plus, we’re sure that with all her bad ass friends constantly shooting him the evil eye he knows better than to hurt her!

The merry-makers just couldn’t get SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee into a t-shirt but she was seen doodling on several people by some sort of magical means. She always seems to have a handful of male admirers that want her attention. Wednesday night was no exception.

Lizard King Bran was seen in a t-shirt proclaiming him the “triple crown winner” in recognition of having claimed all three of the top titles in the dueling world. In an interesting mix of personalities, he was seen chatting with Cutie Carley who seemed to be having a blast! Cutie Carley really loved the markers, especially Crazy Risa’s scented ones! We’re going to have to make sure we send her a box along with the back issues of the GangSTAR that she’s missed!

It seems that Lil’ Lirssa’s friends are thrilled to have her back. Still no word as to her disappearance. Head of the Fam Johnny seemed to be keeping a careful eye on her as was Lil’ Boy Blue Locke.  Lil’ Lirssa was overheard telling L.B.B. Locke that she no longer speaks to any of the Smiths! It’s certainly hard to tell when L. Lirssa is telling the truth and when she’s yanking someone’s chain but our sources SWEAR that she’s serious. L.B.B. Locke asked why but all L. Lirssa would say was that it was for her own reasons.

Later she was overheard talking to Doc Anya about Merchant Antonio. It seems that Lil’ Lirssa, like may of us, is quite disappointed in his life decisions. Much of the city is talking about this issue so we will merely add our opinion this once before being done with the issue. Life is tough. The world which we live in is hard and everyone needs a partner to get through it. Marriage is between two people — be it a man and a woman or a woman and a woman or a man and a man or a fox and an goblin or a elf and one of those green people that Awesome Alain has working for him. A marriage between two people commits them to a life of protecting one another, being there for one another, and putting their family (even if family means just the two of them) before anything or anyone else. Marrying two people is disrespectful to the institution. If you want to have two men to sleep with and enjoy the company of, fine. Grown adults may do whatever grown adults want. However, you cannot commit yourself to a life of being there for two different people. It flies in the face of everything that marriage stands for.

Do not give up hope, Lil’ Lirssa. There are many fine examples of marriage in this city. Perhaps this publication should work a little bit harder to promote those relationships rather than the train wrecks that while more entertaining are disheartening to many.

We hate to say anything vaguely positive about Slimy Doc Anya and her merry band of Yes Women but…. we do love Marvelous Mira. It seems that the group held a party in the Red Dragon Inn to celebrate her being released from the hospital. We still have very few details in regards to the reason behind her stay but we’re working diligently on it. She was still in a wheelchair Wednesday night and interestingly enough it was not True pushing the chair. We hear that it was a gentleman by the name of Darius! Iiiinteresting. We knew that True should have married that girl when he had the chance.

She Devil Aja was present and accounted for. Also of note, we’re hearing some wild rumors about her love life. We cannot substantiate them and, you know us, we ALWAYS make sure a story is true before we print it! Of course, Slimy Doc Anya was there and being escorted with Boy Toy #1 Antonio. How the mighty bachelor has sunk! It makes us sad to see him regulated to purse carrier. This is the man behind Passion, people!!! We’re POSITIVE that S.D. Anya is drugging him.

Aw! Poor dear sweet Cutie Carley was overheard asking Head of the Clan Johnny if he had seen any of her former boyfriend. H.O.T.C. Johnny’s answer was not what Cutie Carley wanted to hear. We hate to tell her but we have had NO recent spottings of him. We do so hope these two get back together. Our love for Cutie Carley is never ending. There’s always a blue feather plume topped pen with her name on it her at the Den!

OMG! We’re guessing that May and Randy Rix are no longer together! The little jello tramp was seen laying QUITE the smooch on Neo and telling him that she wanted to do body shots off of him! Wow. That girl must have been TOASTY! Neo actually appeared a bit frightened. We hear that She Devil Aja promised to protect him from those scary jello girls. Niiiice, girls. Real nice. Scare the poor boy, why don’t you???

Oh, Lord. We TOLD the Gov and TOLD the Gov that he should use his little flying army to spray for dragons but nobody ever listens to us! And now look! Icer is pregnant again and about to unleash another squadron of her young on the unsuspecting public. She was seen along with her husband, Aurthur, enjoying the festivities of Mira’s party. Somebody really needs to track Aurthur down and neuter him. Enough is enough, people!

Seeing Prof. Jolyon and Ballerina Katarina all cozy at the bar over a bottle of win makes us wonder yet again why these two are now seeing other people! They definitely have some fine chemistry and similar interests. We wouldn’t be surprised at all if eventually they do end up in one another’s arms! Somebody should clue in Real Estate Mogul Rena and Lil’ Boy Blue Locke that they better keep those two away from one another!

Mama Hen Sianna certainly has been keeping quite the eye on Head of the House Johnny! And as well she should after what happened last year! He was behind the bar slinging drinks and his pretty wife was present at the bar. Mama Hen Sianna was also keeping an eye out for the Little Lass Lirssa! And it’s good to know someone is! L.L. Lirssa was busy setting up a new girl in a room at the Inn. What a sweetheart!

My, my, my! PAARTY Girl Chase certainly is drinking hard even for her! She and Lilli were at the bar throwing back shots and bottles of beer like there was no tomorrow. To make matters even worse the pair was in the company of Brale Brother Reap and later Hussy Hina. We actually had hope for Lilli but she certainly does not keep good company! We think that Reality Check Brandon is going to have a thing or two to say about P.G. Chase’s recent behavior! Could this be the nail in the coffin of their relationship?

Wow. We almost don’t believe this but after all this time Brale Brother Reap and Badsider Princess PJ seem to be BACK TOGETHER!!! There should be a law about combining that much drunken sluttiness. We have to love B.P. PJ, though! She might be a COMPLETE disaster but she sure increases our circulation which increases our advertising revenue! B.B. Reap and B.P. PJ were spotted by our sources macking on one another in the middle of the Inn much to Brale Brother Baker’s disgust. We hear that he, in fact, labeled the coupling “gross”. If she was kissing on B.B. Baker or another woman we feel that he’d have an entirely different word for it.