Degree Monday!
Playboy Shane was overheard explaining the point of his newspaper to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee Monday night. From what we gather “The Enabler” allows people to self-promote through interviews and respond to whatever is being said about them in the tabloids. WHATEVER! We know the real point of the newspaper is to help Playboy Shane meet more and more women. He certainly seems to interview an awful lot of them! We wonder what percentage of his interviews occur between the sheets!
Our sources say Derby Girl Sami announced to Brale Brother Reap that she got her degree! Wow. An educated woman. We would be impressed if we weren’t sure that D.G. Sami will find a way to waste all that intelligence. For example, she spent most of the evening flirting it up with the wide variety of men that made up the patrons of the Inn on that particular night. She’ll get drunk and knocked up just like all the others and we’ll be disappointed at the waste. Perhaps she’ll be the exception but we’re not holding our breath. Congratulations for whatever it’s worth, Sami.
Minstrel Soerl was seen chatting it up with his old friend Adel at the bar. We hear that Adel questioned him as to when he and Luscious Lydia would be making little ones to keep M. Soerl’s young daughter company. According to Soerl, there are no little rugrats in his future! WHAT?!?! We’re awfully surprised that he is ruling out children so decisively. We hear that he didn’t look all too happy about the prospect. Iiiiinteresting!
Lucky Lawyer Lucien was seen chatting with young Lirssa. Perhaps he will be a good influence on her because girls that age really shouldn’t run around so completely unescorted. That’s just the sort of wild child that really turns into one of these shot-pounding bad girls that fill up the Inn. However, if anyone can turn around a wayward child it would be Lucky Lawyer Lucien!
FLAWLESS Koy and Lil Boy Blue Locke were seen discussing the fashion biz Monday night in the Outback. How FANTASTIC and scandalous would it be if FLAWLESS Koy and L.B.B. Locke had an affair with one another??? They would be the hands-down, no questions asked best dressed couple in RhyDin! But, alas, the conversation was not the least bit romantic. Thus, we are forced to only see this happen in our imaginary game of RhyDin — The Soap Opera!
Edited: May 25th, 2009