Degree Monday!

Playboy Shane was overheard explaining the point of his newspaper to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee Monday night. From what we gather “The Enabler” allows people to self-promote through interviews and respond to whatever is being said about them in the tabloids. WHATEVER! We know the real point of the newspaper is to help Playboy Shane meet more and more women. He certainly seems to interview an awful lot of them! We wonder what percentage of his interviews occur between the sheets!

Our sources say Derby Girl Sami announced to Brale Brother Reap that she got her degree! Wow. An educated woman. We would be impressed if we weren’t sure that D.G. Sami will find a way to waste all that intelligence. For example, she spent most of the evening flirting it up with the wide variety of men that made up the patrons of the Inn on that particular night. She’ll get drunk and knocked up just like all the others and we’ll be disappointed at the waste. Perhaps she’ll be the exception but we’re not holding our breath. Congratulations for whatever it’s worth, Sami.

Minstrel Soerl was seen chatting it up with his old friend Adel at the bar. We hear that Adel questioned him as to when he and Luscious Lydia would be making little ones to keep M. Soerl’s young daughter company. According to Soerl, there are no little rugrats in his future! WHAT?!?! We’re awfully surprised that he is ruling out children so decisively. We hear that he didn’t look all too happy about the prospect. Iiiiinteresting!

Lucky Lawyer Lucien was seen chatting with young Lirssa. Perhaps he will be a good influence on her because girls that age really shouldn’t run around so completely unescorted. That’s just the sort of wild child that really turns into one of these shot-pounding bad girls that fill up the Inn. However, if anyone can turn around a wayward child it would be Lucky Lawyer Lucien!

FLAWLESS Koy and Lil Boy Blue Locke were seen discussing the fashion biz Monday night in the Outback. How FANTASTIC and scandalous would it be if FLAWLESS Koy and L.B.B. Locke had an affair with one another??? They would be the hands-down, no questions asked best dressed couple in RhyDin! But, alas, the conversation was not the least bit romantic. Thus, we are forced to only see this happen in our imaginary game of RhyDin — The Soap Opera!

Edited: May 25th, 2009

Smoochin’ Sunday!

We hear that Mad Cow Kazzy and Grumbling Grem were enjoying the Red Dragon Inn while it was quiet during the debate last night! They were, of course, macking hardcore on one another like a pair of hormone-charged teenagers. These two are burning awfully hot. We sure hope that there’s a fiery flame out at the end to match it! The pair was joined by their partners in crimes of fashion — Lizzie and Danny. We’re still not entirely sure how Grumbling Grem puts up with a full evening of their mind-blowing chatter!

OMG! OMG! OMG! It seems that Luscious Lydia and Minstrel Soerl decided not to go through all the trouble of planning a wedding! THEY ELOPED A COUPLE NIGHTS AGO!!! No lie! Now this is what we call moving quickly! Wasn’t Minstrel Soerl married to another woman just this past summer??? This is NOT the over-analytical, incredibly cautious Luscious Lydia that we’ve become accustomed to. Crazy, crazy! She sure seemed happy. How many months until she’s second guessing her walk on the spontaneous side?

Good for Enabler Brandon! We hear that he just may have finally started listening to us. Instead of boozing it up with his girl, PAARTY GIRL Chase, he was seen offering her a glass of lemonade! P.G. Chase actually drank something OTHER than alcohol and didn’t spontaneously combust! It’s certainly not the help that she needs but is a step in the right direction. We sure hope so! P.G. Chase desperately needs a stabilizing force in her crazy, booze-infested world!

Prof. Jolyon was spotted in the Inn after the debate and we hear that he was quite taken by Real Estate Mogul Rena’s Koy Original! In fact, he was overheard commenting on her beauty TWICE!!! Considering just how understated the man is, that’s truly newsworthy! These two may be attempting to fool us but they most certainly are not! We see through it!

It seems Kid Not-Doc Anya was making plans for a kissing booth to raise money for Riverview Clinic! Are we the only ones who remember the FANTASTIC kissing booth last spring that her man, Merchant Antonio, put on during the Beltane festivities??? He evidently raised quite a lot of money for charity that night! With his hot lips, who can doubt it???

Potter Piper and Manly Mason were seen having QUITE the intimate discussion by the hearth laaaate into the night. No word about what they were discussing. We wonder how Doc Eva would feel about her good friend getting so cozy with her man??? Leave it to Potter Piper to start trouble as soon as she steps foot back into town. Man, we’ve missed her!

Edited: March 30th, 2009

Insulting the Resident Fashion Goddess Thursday!

Minstrel Soerl was seen with his blushing bride-to-be, Luscious Lydia, in the Red Dragon Inn on Thursday night! The pair were having tea and checking out a couple back issues of The Gossip GangSTAR to catch up on the news! We know you all are fans! Don’t try to deny it! Things sure seem to be going strong between these two. Who’d have thunk this one, right??? They told the Lizardman Bran that there’s still no wedding date set but that they have plans to keep the wedding small and intimate. BOOOORING! Luscious Lydia did mention the possibility of getting married right there in the Red Dragon Inn! LOVE IT!

Good Lord! PAARTY GIRL Chase and her new (equally trashy) friend Darcy were boozing it up again Thursday night at the bar. In fact, they were playing some sort of drinking game. Reeeeaaaal classy, ladies! Let us tell you something. The kind of guys that you want to ask you out on dates tend to stay away from girls that are wasted playing drinking games at the bar. These are two girls badly in need of a refinishing school!

Case in point, the two girls attracted BLUE Mish’s attention for a while and he joined in their game! BLUE Mish was having a whole lot of trouble concentrating on one woman, however. We suppose there was just too many fine women to harass and too little time. He did some hardcore hitting on Saucy Serena, who was tending the bar, but The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker, who was also tending at the time, wasn’t too thrilled with it. That put a halt to that! BLUE Mish wouldn’t let that deter him from getting laid! It seems as if his attention settled on Eleanor and the pair were later seen getting AWFULLY close!

BLUE Mish wasn’t the only one that played along with the girls’ drinking game! We hear that Stitch is back and is just as much trouble as always. He certainly couldn’t resist joining in. Also, PAARTY GIRL Chase’s resident enabler, Brandon, was present and accounted for. See what we mean, girls??? That absolute WRONG type of men!

Jochin ANGERED the Badsider Brew Gods and they sent FLAWLESS Koy to show their wrath!!! We hear that FLAWLESS Koy was not at all pleased to hear that Jochin called the holy nectar of the RhyDinian Gods “crap”.  FLAWLESS Koy and The Gov MAN-tastic Matt both stood up for the Red Orc Brewery beer. To make matters worse, Jochin then moved from his criticism of Badsider to criticizing Koy’s outfit!!! OMG!!! OH NO HE DIDN’T!!! Clearly, he doesn’t know a FASHION GODDESS when he sees one!!!

We hear that eventually Crazy Train Tara was able to get her new man to shut his overly large trap! Now C.T. Tara picks a lot of interesting characters but this is certainly one that can rival even her husband!

Wow! According to our sources, it’s official!!! Real Estate Mogul Rena and Prof. Jolyon are DEFINITELY a couple! They were overheard planning a date at her tower (of which she has ownership through her title in Duel of Magic) and he was smiling brighter than our sources knew was possible for him! We’re sure that their friends are quite happy by the news. Only time will tell if such similar personalities can make a relationship work!

OMG! OMG! This is exactly why Merchant Antonio should keep a closer eye on Kid Not-Doc Anya! We hear that The Dread Pirate Robert was getting quite naughty with Merchant Antonio’s one and only! That makes us feel a little dirty just thinking about it! The only time we want to hear K.N-D. Anya and T.D.P. Robert’s names in the same sentence is when she’s treating one of his communicable diseases. Otherwise, they need to stay far, far, far, far away from one another!

Doc Eva arrived after T.W.H.T. Tucker left but she sure asked if he had been there! Real Estate Mogul Rena told her that he had indeed been behind the bar but Doc Eva mysteriously changed topics as soon as Manly Mason approached! Iiiiinteresting! We thought Doc Eva completely wrapped up with Manly Mason but perhaps she’s still harboring some deep feelings for her ex. It certainly would explain why she jumped off the deep end after seeing him the week prior!

Edited: March 29th, 2009

EXPLOSION Thursday!

The Bum Phillipe hasn’t been seen around much! But twin newborns will do that to a man! It seems that he managed to get out for a while on Thursday night and was hanging at the bar with Minstrel Soerl! Ministrel Soerl was overheard saying that he and Luscious Lydia are actually engaged!!! OMG! We had no idea! Wowzers! Soerl didn’t remain long but T.B. Phillipe was joined by his wife, AJ. AJ certainly didn’t seem like her old sunny self but being incredibly over tired will do that to you. We just hope it’s not something more serious than that.

Playboy Shane was up to no good again!!! He was seen swatting at PAARTY GIRL Chase with a wet rag. P.G. Chase certainly gave him back as good as she got! That boy is Trouble and we do mean with a capital T! Now this is so the type of guy that we’ve been waiting for P.G. Chase to cheat on Brandon with! Speaking of a wet rag, we hear that Playboy Shane got quiet real fast once Jacinta walked in. Rumor has it that they’re dating… but shouldn’t that make him light up when she enters a room rather than look like a boy caught with his hand in the cookie jar??? Color us curious!

Doc Anya is certainly looking forward to a change of seasons! We hear that she actually cut herself off from alcohol Thursday night for fear that she might become too reliant on it. The poor woman is totally STRESSED! We feel so awful for her. Hopefully, with the change in seasons, Riverview Clinic will have a change in fortunes! Merchant Antonio, take your girl on a much needed vacation already!

OMG! Cowboy Jake is back in town!!! And he came with a purpose!x4! He was overheard talking to Awesome Alain at the bar about Real Estate Mogul Rena! NO LIE!!! He’s evidently come back into town to woe her. Jake has has come back looking to steal R.E.M. Rena away from Prof. Jolyon. We totally HEART Cowboy Jake! Swoooooon! This is going to be such fun to watch!!!

Ballerina Katarina and Locke made an appearance in the Inn Thursday night as well! We do hope that they make this a regular occurrence! They truly are absolutely adorable together. Rumor has it that Ballerina Katarina has moved in with Sianna to help her take care of the babies and deal with Johnny’s…. well, we guess they’re still labeling it as a “disappearance”. The question remains — when will this group finally move past hoping for a return and instead begin facing his death.

Locke had a run in with his former flame, Atalanta! AWKWARD!!! We hear that the pair had a pow-wow at a booth while Ballerina Katarina chatted up her other friends.  Although, we don’t know what they were talking about, we don’t think Ballerina Katarina has ANYTHING to worry about. We hear that Atalanta and Locke’s body language was friendly but definitely non-romantic!

The first meeting between The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker and Doc Eva since his return started off awkward… and then just absolutely EXPLODED into some major fireworks!!! She totally caused a scene RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of the Inn by cursing at him! It took Manly Mason and Chief Mischief Maker Eless to calm Doc Eva down while Saucy Serena walked T.W.H.T. Tucker out. MAJOR! WE SO CAN’T WAIT UNTIL NEXT THURSDAY!!!!

Rumors are starting to swirl that Awesome Alain and Saucy Serena have indeed broken up again! That may indeed be true as we have previously stated Saucy Serena was seen leaving with her Thursday night partner behind the bar, Tucker, and Awesome Alain spent much of his night chatting up Derby Girl Sami. We can so see A. Alain hooking up with D.G. Sami! That is so right up his alley!

Edited: March 22nd, 2009

Good Witch Tuesday!

Head Pussy Cat Panther should have taken our advice and put a ring on S’jira’s finger a long, long time ago! Why do you ask??? Well, we’re so glad that you did! It seems that Aaric is back in town. Don’t remember Aaric? Well, there were rumors swirling last spring that there was something going on between him and S’jira. Nothing ever panned out from it and H.P.C. Panther and S’jira continued on. Yet, Aaric and S’jira certainly seemed friendly Tuesday night in the Inn! We hear that they were even making plans for the weekend!

Either PAARTY GIRL Chase was paying homage to St. Patrick with her completely green outfit or else she’s merely decided that wearing green will hide the puke if she vomits on herself during nights of hard partying. This girl is just one big giant CRY FOR HELP!!! Dearest Moopsie Risa who was manning the bar Tuesday night played enabler by keeping P.G. Chase’s mug full of green beer. Her main squeeze, Brandon, was there and accounted for as well. We’re just waiting for their first fiery blow-up in the middle of the Inn. You know it’s coming! This is P.G. Chase were talking about here!

We’re thrilled to hear the news that Soerl is back in town! We wonder if Real Estate Mogul Rena will be as well! She seems to have men coming at her left and right these days. Wait until you hear the news from this weekend… but we digress! Soerl was seen catching up on dueling news with Neo who is expecting a challenge from Venom Vinny for Keeper of Water in Duel of Magic. We hear that Soerl and Luscious Lydia are still going strong! That’s got to be a record for her! She typically goes through men pretty darn fast!

Our sources tell us that there was a leprechaun hanging out in the Inn Tuesday night that Crazy Train Tara attempted to kill. This girl needs a full-time babysitter. Seriously. We hear that the leprechaun took off on a rainbow with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee! We can’t help but wonder what White Knight Julian and Black Knight Verin will have to say about that! Their girl just got carted off by a short man riding a rainbow!

OMG! Good Witch Elly is back and she’s backing Mini-Franker Cor for governor?!?! How low we have sunk! We here that she was actually selling cookies in some sort of odd brown uniform and advising the poor suckers that the money would go to Cor’s campaign. Crazy Train Tara was NOT happy! We hear that C.T. Tara threatened to get rid of both G.W. Elly AND her pumpkins should she be elected! We hear that the pair was particularly arguing over who Darling Taneth would support. As goes Taneth so goes the city???

Edited: March 21st, 2009