Somebody’s Granny Monday!

Evidently the child size Taneth is still making her way around RhyDin. She was seen in the Red Dragon Inn with Lil’ Bit Lirssa Monday night. L.B. Lirssa does seem to have a way of attracting every troubled child in a thirty mile radius. She’s like that kid you always hear about that’s constantly bringing home strays but instead of dogs or cats, they’re kids. They joined up with Rowdy Rekah at the bar and found themselves some cookies. See, this is why Rekah and Cas creeps us out! Rowdy Rekah seems more the type to be eating cookies in the Inn with Taneth and Lirssa rather than hanging out in the Arena serving as arm candy for a former Baron. It’s like a middle age man sleeping with his stepdaughter. Ugh. Why are you doooooing this to us, Cas???

The mood in the Inn was pretty upbeat even if the crowd was still small. The pretty young owner of Cameron Horse Farms, Aliss, was out and about. We hear that she was seen joking around with Ali, Fio, and Mac. Of course, as the much of the rest of the crowd was eating cookies and drinking milk, Mac was throwing back vodka. But that’s just Mac for you!

The playful atmosphere was ruined by some ice queen type who seemed to make Ali, Fio, and Lirssa awfully nervous. Our sources say that while she was quite beautiful she was a bit scary as well. We’re told that her presence left Ali looking for Darien. Chief Mischief Maker Eless who had just come from a visit with her friend, Rena, in the Outback was able to tell the tense group that Darien was in the Outback so Lirssa led the strange woman into the Outback. We’re wondering if this woman is some chick that Darien has wronged. We bet he’s got a past littered with scorned women.

Earlier in the evening in the Outback, Harris and Cy reeeeaaally got into it. Harris was overheard telling Cy that he failed as Carley’s boyfriend and telling him to hand over all of Carley’s possessions (including her underwear). Evidently, Harris felt that Cy had not done enough to protect Carley during the mayhem at the Shindig. Carley tried to break it up even as Cy destroyed a bar stool over Harris’ back and Harris had to even things up by breaking a stool across Cy’s knee! We bet Matt’s going to send him a bill for that! Even Koy was overheard mentioning that Matt was NOT going to be happy. You’d think with all the times people have destroyed or burned down the Outback, Matt would have gotten used to it by now! Anyway, Cy stormed out and Harris used this as further proof that Cy was not good enough for Carley and then he tried hooking Cutie Carley up with Kalamere!

But as we know Kalamere is only interested in baronesses! And he certainly had his hands full last night with them! We hear that Lil’ Black Book Jaycy had her hands ALL OVER HIM! We knew that this thing with Pslyder was only a brief visit in the land of monogamy. Lil’ Black Book Jaycy simply cannot help herself! Evidently Kalamere was certainly interested. The two were overheard planning a lunch date in order to talk in a more private location. Thanks for FINALLY remembering your roots, L.B.B. Jaycy! This is juuuuust the start. She’ll have bagged a half dozen guys before the next WLT and somewhere along the way broken Pslyder’s heart. What would we do without Jaycy in our lives???

Darien was seen chatting with Collie’s GRANDdaughter! That’s right! Not only is Collie a MILF but she’s a GILF as well! We have to wonder if it makes him feel a little sleazy to be reminded that he had his grabby hands all over somebody’s granny the other night??? We doubt it, though. We’re pretty sure that Darien embraces the sleaze. No idea, by the way, about what happened between him and that mystery woman that spooked Ali so much. They were seen leaving together once Darien mentioned wanting a private conversation with her. Iiiiinteresting!

Edited: March 16th, 2010

Chainsaw Saturday!

The Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet Saturday night. However, we do hear that Doc Eva was seen in a very intense sort of conversation with Nigel. Oh, don’t fret! We don’t think Doc Eva is planning on giving up Manly Mason (since he was in the room at the time chatting with Mac) and Nigel seems pretty smitten with Charna. We hear that Charna has been ill recently so we have to wonder if Nigel was questioning her in a professional capacity. The pair were definitely trying to keep from being overheard. You know the quickest way to get the Gossip GangSTAR staff curious is to whisper something we can’t hear!

Crazy Train Tara had her chainsaw out again for one reason or another. Our sources wisely keep their distance from C.T. Tara when she has her chainsaw or flamethrower out. It did lead to Mad Cow Kazzy telling a story to Doc Eva and Manly Mason that confirmed that she and Grumbling Grem are still a couple. Evidently he recently got stuck in cement (no idea why) and M.C. Kazzy had to use a chainsaw to cut him out. So Grumbling Grem and M.C. Kazzy ARE still together…. or at least that’s what half of us here in the Den of Gossip believe! Some still hold out that M.C. Kazzy is just crazy enough to have killed him and stuffed him in her closet and that’s why he hasn’t been seen out in the usual haunts lately. They don’t think this story is believable because there’s no way Grumbling Grem is crazy enough to entrust M.C. Kazzy with using a chainsaw so close to his body. What do YOU think?

Well, well, well. Mini-Frank Cor has been keeping a pretty low profile recently but our sources spotted him Saturday night in the Arena throwing down. We hear it has been two years since he was in a ring but he did pretty well. Potter Piper certainly seemed pretty impressed. We were surprised to hear that she was hanging out in the Arena as she’s been pretty anti-dueling and has often been overheard trying to convince her good friend Rena to spend less time there. She and M-F Cor chatted for several minutes. He is single now! We wonder if Potter Piper is going to make her move! They would actually make a pretty cute couple. The only problem is that M-F Cor doesn’t have much of an attention span for girlfriends. They come and go awfully quickly around him!

Edited: February 13th, 2010

While He Was Down Sunday!

Oh, Lord! What would we do without Brale Brother Reap to entertain us??? He certainly seems to be attracting quite a little following as of late. We have no idea what the name of the girl who was hitting on him Sunday night was but this one certainly seemed to be feeling B.B. Reap! We hear that at one point they were talking about bull riding and she said that she could last longer on a bull than he could. B.B. Reap’s response? “You think so? Pretty good at wrapping your legs around things without getting bucked off, eh?” OMG! We. Die. We hear that Nigel joined in on the mocking too. But as is usual with the easy chicks of this town even after the girl realized they were making fun of her, she was still into B.B. Reap.

Seriously, women of RhyDin? Seriously?

On a more serious note, our sources report back to us that Awful Ali collapsed in the Inn right in front of poor Lil’ Bit Lirssa! As if that poor girl’s life needed to get more traumatic! A group of people including Nigel, Mac, and some guy named Logan quickly rushed to Ali’s side. The Logan guy actually KICKED ALI IN THE CHEST WHILE HE WAS DOWN! No lie! Now there’s quite a few people in this city who’d like to give Awful Ali a good beating but… kicking him while he’s down??? That’s just WRONG! After only a couple moments, he started coming around much to Lil’ Bit Lirssa’s relief. We hear that The Many Faces of Fio showed up not too long after and Mac told her that Ali’s heart had stopped beating for a while. Crazy. We sure hope he’s okay!

We had heard of the rumors of Zev and Lilli but our sources had yet to catch them together. They didn’t seem to be hiding their relationship at all Sunday night as they sat hand-in-hand by the hearth quite cozy together. We hear that the notoriously private and quiet man was even overheard calling her “my dear” and had his hand alllll over her. Our bet is that the pair is already sleeping together. We’re not so sure about this. We thought that for sure Lilli had her eyes on a certain tender. We’re not tagging Zev and Lilli with a “happily ever after” stamp yet but there’s no denying that there’s a whole lot of chemistry going on there!

Down in the Annex a crowd gathered for Fight Night! Scotty was seen working up the courage to hop into a ring for the first time with his friend, Lil’ Black Book Jaycy, who was showing him the ropes. Scotty was overheard saying that his man, Harold, wasn’t too terribly thrilled about him dueling. Swords is safe enough thank to the ward (unless you’re the sort that the ward doesn’t work on) but Fists…. wow. Another story entirely. Harold did wander in as well to watch his hubby-to-be in a ring. He was seen on the sidelines with a cup of tea in hand, looking uncomfortable with seeing Scotty in a ring at first but gradually he seemed to grow more and more interested in what was going on. We think that Scotty might be hooked!

Evidently we were accused by Anya of spreading some rumor about Merchant Antonio that Crazy Train Tara had overheard. Even Collie defended us by saying it was not the sort of thing that we would say. Considering all the gossip we gather/spread is published, we’re unsure how we can be accused of spreading secret rumors but… whatever. We’re so done hearing of how Anya is using our blog to turn herself into some sort of victim that she won’t be in our blog anymore. Sometimes what is right is more important than increasing readership and, thus, revenue. In this situation, what is right is not feeding that ego.

FLAWLESS Koy and Maria had another face off and we’re STILL not entirely sure what it was about. All we know is that it was about some argument with her husband, MAN-tastic Matt, over a video. The tension was still high but not nearly as high as when the two had almost come to blows several nights before in the Outback. Two Crew members and friends of both women — Overlord Tical and Kheldar — stepped in to ease the tension. Again, it seemed to, unfortunately, do the trick because the tension eased and the women returned to watching the challenge at hand.

Oh, right! There was a challenge! The little fierce muffin, Aya, challenged that Death Lord guy for the right to the barony of New Haven! Unfortunately, Aya who is a very experienced warlord and former baron just didn’t have the goods on that particular night to take down the less experienced baron. We still think it’s ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS that ritzy New Haven is represented in the Arena by the walking undead. We’re just shocked that there hasn’t been a bigger movement among the people that live there to get him thrown out on his ear. Come on, people of New Haven! Do we have to spell it out for you? Put together a monetary prize for the warlord that can bring down the baron! Make it worth their while!

Congratulations, Death Lord…. we guess.

Edited: January 19th, 2010

Reap Day Thursday!

Wow. We hear that Nigel strutted his stuff into the Red Dragon Inn Thursday night dressed as some odd version of a cowboy. Complete with a ridiculous belt buckle and… tailored jeans??? Eleanor called him out on the fact that he didn’t look much like a cowboy. When asked about his outfit,  he told her that it was “Reap Day”. Eleanor replied that “Reap Day looks pretty familiar to Look Like a Jackass Day.” Ouch! We hear that Brale Brother Reap was entirely amused by “Reap Day” and totally cracked up upon seeing Nigel! Good! We’re glad he’s still good ol’ B.B. Reap despite everything he’s been through recently!

Speaking of Reap, when did he suddenly become everybody’s favorite counselor??? You all do realize that this is Brale Brother Reap, right??? Thursday night is was Spade who seemed anxious and had a long quiet conversation with him about somebody who had died recently. B.B. Reap was overheard making plans to meet her at her shop later. Reeeeaaaaally? Maybe he’s not all that broken up over the thing with Eleanor after all! He certainly seems more than willing to be the shoulder Spade needs to cry on. And every guy knows that’s one of the quickest ways of getting a girl into bed.

The night sort of got a little… hectic from there!

We hear that Eleanor was seen in a knock-down, drag-out fight with someone unknown guy just outside the Inn. Blades were drawn and it was completely vicious. Our sources say they have no idea what the man did to provoke the fight but Eleanor was going for blood. Now here’s where our confusion steps in. Some of our sources are telling us that it wasn’t a guy at all but a harmless looking girl. Some of our sources are saying that Mac was involved and that she was actually the one who struck the deadly blow. One thing is definitely for sure — it was a pretty crazy situation. We have a feeling that Head Pussy Panther is not going to be pleased to hear about the blood spilled on the porch. But as always he can use our blog to find out who to blame! That would be Mac and Eleanor!

Action was a little light down in the Arena but that didn’t stop Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan from causing problems as she called matches. It seems that after Deliciously Sinful Sin and Sullen Sal (who aren’t exactly her biggest fans) entered a ring, she had a cage brought down upon them. There were bladed pendulums and clubs with spikes all swinging around. Not exactly a jello match. Kheldar gave S.P.G. Teagan a stern lecture for putting them into a ring of death but S.P.G. Teagan didn’t let the lecture stop her fun. Psycho Skid tried to warn her that Sullen Sal would be pissed but he too was ignored.

Sullen Sal was definitely pissed. We hear that he LITERALLY attacked S.P.G. Teagan after the match. He had to be held back by G’naughty G’nort. Unfortunately for G’naughty G’nort we hear that he ended up BLEEDING for his troubles! We hear that as Deliciously Sinful Sin pulled G’naughty G’nort to safety and Kalinda healed him, the cowardly Sullen Sal ran out of the Arena! So Sullen Sal attacked a CALLER and the SUPERVISOR OF THE SPORT??? Callers are traditionally OFF LIMITS. The couch is considered neutral ground which allows them to keep the peace in the dueling venues with the likes of murderers and slavers running around. Very grave consequences are supposed to come from attacking them! We have to wonder what Sullen Sal’s very grave consequence will be!

While all this was going on in the Arena, a crowd gathered in the Outback to watch Lil’ Black Book Jaycy take on Jiggly Puff for Pathfinder! Pslyder was around to support his “love” (gag us!) and was much more vocal than L.B.B. Jaycy had been at his challenge. We hear that he spent most of the night yelling words of encouragement to her from ringside. Dris, who was on the couch calling the match, didn’t miss an opportunity to feel up a pretty young thing. He was seen with Sarah at his side who had earlier been overheard asking S.P.G. Teagan if Dris was single. Uh, clearly she doesn’t read our blog! That girl’s going to get her heart broken! As for the challenge match, L.B.B. Jaycy took the first match but the opal holder took the second. Jiggly Puff could not hang on, though, and L.B.B. Jaycy took a solid win in the third and final match.

Congratulations to the newest holder of Pathfinder — Lil’ Black Book Jaycy!

Edited: January 11th, 2010

Snazzy Wednesday!

It seems Wednesday night was another heavy night for Awesome Alain who was overheard telling Risa that he had an employee killed. Risa kept feeding him alcohol because alcohol soothes all wounds. Sad, sad, sad. Awesome Alain looks older and older everytime our sources spot him. We’re not entirely sure how many times we have to say this but we’re going to try yet again. He needs someone to share the burden with! It’s time to get married!

He didn’t seem to be looking at women, though. Unless you count a brief discussion with Mac… but you know that he’s not sleeping with her… We think she scares even him out. We know she scares us! She never seems to frighten DIRTY Mish, though. However, not much does seem to scare him. We’re still unsure if he’s crazy, brave, or some combination of the two. We’re leaning towards crazy.

Snazzy Kazzy was seen working on popping practice locks at the bar. It seems that Grumbling Grem is missing and she wants to break into his place for clues. Ummm… crazy much??? Here’s just a little note for all you girls out there. It doesn’t matter how long your man’s been missing if you don’t have a key to his place then he doesn’t want you in it!!!! Do not break and enter!!! There’s never a good reason. We bet Grumbling Grem is just out sowing his wild oats. He’ll show back up in no time at all.

We hear that Our Darling Taneth could ONLY talk about her puppy as she sat and chatted with Real Estate Mogul Rena and Prof. Jolyon…. who were side-by-side as usual! O.D. Taneth seemed barely able to contain her excitement as she discussed just how wonderful her puppy was… before she even met him. Are we the only ones who are completely convinced that this puppy will be the luckiest one in the entire city??? We’re not sure if it is possible for someone to be more excited about getting a pet!

Oooooh Nooooo! SLUTtacious Darcy was overheard telling Marvelous Mira that she and Playboy Shane are officially boyfriend and girlfriend. Does Playboy Shane not read our blog??? Has he not seen a detailed account of his “girlfriend’s” antics??? Wasn’t he even warned about her by some of his friends??? We suppose that if he’s still failing to realize how much trouble she is, it’s on him.

Could that Rico fellow be taken by the lovely Captain Misty??? That’s what his friend, Aja, seemed to suggest laaaaate into Wednesday night as she chatted with Captain Misty! Capt. Misty certainly didn’t seem to upset with the news! Our sources say that they may have even spotted a blush. He seems to fashion himself something of a playboy. We sure hope that if he does have intentions over the lovely Capt. Misty, their mutual friends will make sure he behaves. That means you, Aja!!!

Edited: August 23rd, 2009