Our sources tell us that Crazy Train Tara was NOT in a good mood Tuesday night when she was seen hanging out with the always lovely Cieara in the Red Dragon Inn! We’re not quite sure what had her in such a tizzy. We hear that she talked in low tones and was seen loving on that snake of her’s. Have we mentioned lately how much that girl freaks us out??? Scary! And we HATE snakes!!!

A visit from Bodacious Brian cheered her up a bit… and why wouldn’t it??? He’s definite one fine hunk of man meat! We hear that he was being quite sweet to dear, insane Tara and had her smiling within minutes. What a total hawtie he is!!! Not only did he turn C.T. Tara’s frown upside down but he was seen giving Taneth a big hug as well! Taneth seemed absolutely thrilled to see him!

OMG! OMG! OMG! Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva in the same room??? Although, the possibility for fantastic drama was crackling in the air, the fireworks NEVER came! Tiny Tucker was tending bar and even got Eva a drink while she sat at the bar reading a newspaper. However, they BARELY spoke! Can you say “awkward”???

Crazy Train Tara’s mood improved even further once Anubis walked through the door! Really, it’s a shame how deeply she’s fallen for him. Women are ridiculous! We hear that she was even looking a mighty bit jealous when PAARTY Girl Chase approached the table that she and Anubis were seated at to have a discussion with him. However, that does beg the question — what in the world could PAARTY Girl Chase have to talk to Anubis about??? We hear that C.T. Tara was so angry over the conference that she actually stormed off! PAARTY Girl Chase better watch her back! She likes taken men but we wouldn’t mess with a man that ALREADY has both a scary demonic wife and a crazy vampire for a mistress!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was spotted in the Outback Tuesday night under the watchful eye of hubby (and perhaps baby’s daddy?) the Gov MAN-tastic Matt! There’s still no OFFICIAL word as to whether or not she’s knocked up or just waaaay behind in getting her bod ready for bathing suit season. We’re strongly thinking that she’s got a bun in the oven, though! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was seen talking with Lil’ Boy Blue Locke who had some questions about the fashion industry. Evidently, he’s looking for an internship in men’s fashion! FAAAABULOUS! We think he’d be great!

Posted: May 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Sooo… has Lang found himself a new woman??? He was seen chatting with Booze Sis Alyssa and helping her fix her kite Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn! We hear that Alyssa has made some choice comments about Lang’s sexual preference but we think that’s just a cover for the MAJOR CRUSH she has on him!!! She just wants him to scoop her up and prove otherwise. It’s really not all that shocking. We’ll never understand women (we doubt they even understand themselves) but Lang certainly seems to have some sort of pull over them!!!

Ew! Ever since Psycho Skid dumped Booze Sis Hina, he’s seemed a bit…. dirty and sleazy! He was at the bar catching up with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, running a hand up her leg. No, no, no! Don’t touch! We can’t have Psycho Skid and SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee hooking up. There’s just something very wrong about that! Their flirting was broke up by Banana Rama Bree who we hear was slightly PISSED at Psycho Skid but her moods seem to change with the wind. We do hear that she offered to give Skid’s son the birds and bees speech when they time comes. OMG!!! We would pay money to hear Banana Rama Bree give that talk!!!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta seemed AWFULLY curious over exactly what it is that SMASHING Issy and the Scath-babes do! Lil’ Boy Blue Locke better reign his girl in!!! We love the Scath-babes as much as the next guy (and they are waaaaay hot) but they’re certainly not what you look for in a girlfriend! They can be downright scary. Luckily, we don’t see PAARTY Girl Atalanta as the type to put down the booze long enough to go help SMASHING Issy and the girls fight for justice!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was AGAIN looking a bit thick around the midsection when she was spotted in the Outback Monday night! We’re almost completely convinced that she’s pregnant! The rumors are really starting to run rampant! When is her camp going to finally come out and tell us the truth??? It’s a baby, not a scandal! Come on, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt! Don’t keep us in suspense any longer!

Jesse actually seemed a bit happy to spot old rival Cute Single Dad Bane later into the night in the Outback! We suppose he was hoping that C.S.D. Bane would clue the new kids in on the Legend of Jesse! We should be his ghost writer for that book. Despite his cockiness (or perhaps because of it), Jesse NEVER seems to have trouble keeping himself surrounded by pretty females. It seems that he’s been quick to find a bantering partner and Kazzy seems awfully willing to take the task! She may act like she dislikes him but, in the end, they ALWAYS wind up in bed with him!

Posted: May 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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What in the world is wrong with Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade??? Certainly we’re used to her trashy ways but we hear that she entered the Red Dragon Inn Monday night wearing a “dress” that just barely had enough fabric to cover the necessary parts. It was over the top even for her! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean were both more than a little concerned about her choice of clothing and vacant expression we hear.

Potter Piper was seen chatting with Sylvia and Hudson about the Merry Mischief’s kite flying event! We hear that the event is to take place this Monday in the Glen at two in the afternoon! How fabulous! Both ladies certainly seemed excited about the event. Knowing those mischief makers, it’ll certainly be a fun afternoon of merriment! We wonder if The Hud is into kite flying! We’re starting to suspect that he’ll be into it if Sylvia is into it!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was all about the kites as well Monday night! It seems she’s trying to raise awareness for the faaaabulous hobby! She was even overheard trying to convince Guthorm to come to the event. We’re not so sure he’s the kite flying type but major props to Eless for giving it a go!

Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena expressed their surprise when Tiny Tucker showed up to take a shift behind the bar as Monday nights aren’t typically a day that he’s been known to tend bar. Tiny Tucker was overheard saying that he was in need of a “change of pace”! We wonder if this has something to do with the major blow up he had with Doc Eva. Speaking of which, there have been absolutely no Doc Eva sightings that we know of since that night! We sure hope she’s okay!

Just when we were staaaaarving for a SUUUUPER Des spotting, she was seen Monday night in the Outback calling duels. Even more interesting, however, was WHO she was calling duels for! It seems that Jesse, the cocky pain in the neck himself, is back!!! OMG!!! Lock up your womenfolk! The boy’s on the prowl! He was seen talking smack with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt in a ring and showed the old Gov a thing or two!

The trash talking didn’t end there! Jesse was later seen “catching up” with SMOKIN’ Sartan…. which just seemed to be an hour period of the pair exchanging blows in a ring and insults outside of it. We’re so glad Jesse’s back!!! The boy’s just MADE for good drama!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The Talon of Redwin Tournament, in honor of the GREAT former Overlord Siera Redwin, is the perfect time to witness some of the Arena’s hottest new talent go head-to-head! To make it even better the tournament is sponsored by Red Orc Brewery which makes Badsider Brew! The Arena’s hottest young talent dueling their hearts out + the title holders watching for their new competition + Badsiders flowing freely = an excellent night of drama!

We find it slightly amusing that while Crazy Train Tara was upstairs getting married, Anubis was down in the Annex watching the tournament! It’s all the more amusing because Anubis constantly degrades the tournament! Perhaps he should have skipped it if he finds it so horribly boring and paid a little closer attention to C.T. Tara…. or perhaps he isn’t that into C.T. Tara. Anubis is supposedly married, after all! We have a feeling there’s a lot more drama buried in this.

Venom Vinny was really unhappy during his match against The Gov MAN-tastic Matt! Evidently, while ahead by several points, the Pathfinder opal assisted Matt in avoiding Venom Vinny’s attack. Venom Vinny rightly said that if he wasn’t allowed to us his magic in the swords’ rings then Matt should not be allowed to use Pathfinder. MAN-tastic Matt said that he had no control over the opal and Venom Vinny scoffed at his inability to control Pathfinder. MAJOR! We hate to agree with Venom Vinny but…. he’s RIGHT! We don’t know what’s scarier that The Gov MAN-tastic Matt is using Pathfinder so blantantly in a ring or that he claims to have no control over the opal!

Luscious Lydia was raring to go for this tournament! She definitely seems to have taken a liking to the dueling rings. It’s hard to imagine that she’s come to enjoy such a violent sport! She made it past the first several rounds but in the end didn’t have what it took to bring down The Gov MAN-tastic Matt either. Things got REALLY odd after the match! MAN-tastic Matt was overheard telling Luscious Lydia to stay away from his wife!!! OMG!!! Luscious Lydia was definitely confused as to what she might have done to DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy. So are we! Insane!

MAN-tastic Matt’s anger seemed to be just what he needed to clench victory! Without much trouble at all, he sailed through the competition to claim the title of this cycle’s Talon of Redwin!

Congratulations, MAN-tastic Matt!

Posted: May 17th, 2008 under Tournaments.
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Our sources were eager to report back to us that Davarin seems to be back in RhyDin once again! He was seen hanging out with his lovely on-again/off-again girl, Kacey in the Red Dragon Inn on Tuesday night! Although Kacey briefly pretended not to be head-over-heels excited that he was back in town, the couple quickly reverted to their cuddling ways. These two should just get married and get it over with! They just keep on coming back to one another!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen talking business quietly with a newcomer to town that has been overheard asking about the Gov’s policies in recent days. It seems that the topic of conversation was the city’s security. RhyDin’s security! What a oxymoron! MAN-tastic Matt has seem very keen on the idea of organizing the city’s forces better, however. Perhaps he will put a dent in crime after all. This is RhyDin, though, so we’re not holding our breath!

Krazy Kitty is still fielding questions about when exactly she’ll tie the knot with Tass! She sticks to the same answer — they’re already mates and are not in any rush. We’re not so sure these two will EVER get married! Or perhaps one day ten years down the road, they’ll just show up having suddenly and without any warning eloped. We think Krazy Kitty actually enjoys stringing this city along!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We just KNEW Venom Vinny wouldn’t wait long before jumping right back into the dating game! He didn’t let a wedding band stop him from playing the game so did you really think he’d let a little heart break??? We hear the woman goes just by D but we don’t know a whole lot about her. She’s definitely the pretty sort — porcelain skin, dark hair, dark eyes, nice body. The pair were seen talking in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night but we’re not sure how serious to take this. We’ve got a feeling that Venom Vinny needs to spend some time sowing his wild oats!

Wow. Luscious Lydia is STILL trying to get rid of potatoes! Exactly what did she do??? She dropped some off at the Inn and was overheard attempting to convince Soerl to pick some up for his wife. Head Pussy Panther seemed a bit confused by the amount of potatoes she had left but before he could get too many details, his lovely S’jira showed up to distract him. She shared a meal and quiet conversation with her man. So adorable!

Teen Terror Alex waltzed her way back into the Inn for the first time in faaaaar too long! Man, how we missed her drama! Frenchie AJ and The Bum Philippe were hot on her little heels! Wouldn’t you keep hot on that little hellion’s heels if you were responsible for her? The girl is a mess and we love it! It was so good to see all three of them in the Inn. We hear that AJ’s been taking it easy with her pregnancy. Good for her!

Crazy Train Tara was overheard telling SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee that she loved her as a sort of mother figure! OMG, girl is batty! We have a feeling that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee isn’t too keen being seen as anyone’s mother! Crazy Train Tara was quite upset when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee refused to hug her but was mollified by SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee’s offer to give her a portrait instead of a hug. Lordy, lordy.

So it seems that the Great Doc Eva mystery is solved! She was spotted in the bar having drinks with Izira and keeping a very low profile. Our sources believe that she may have been spotting some nasty bruising on part of her face but evidently she was doing her best to keep it hidden. What a shame! We sure hope that she’s okay! And we’re still wondering what the status of her relationship with Tiny Tucker is!

Krazy Kitty was stunned (and she wasn’t the only one) to spot DoD-er Rena wearing a dress in the Inn Sunday night for no apparent reason! DoD-er Rena definitely looked HAWT! DoD-er Rena reassured Krazy Kitty that she wouldn’t be making a habit of it and she’d be back in jeans the next day. We’re curious about what’s up with DoD-er Rena. We haven’t seen her boy toy in some time and she’s been looking pretty stellar the last couple of days. Could there be a new man that she’s trying to impress?

Grem seemed a bit preoccupied but he’s at least trying to test the waters it seems! He was seen chatting with Monica about his homeland which it appears Monica is from as well. Monica seemed definitely interested in the conversation while Grem seemed a tad bit detached. We wonder if he’s ever fully gotten over Luscious Lydia!

Lucky Lucien got stuck behind the bar working for all the lovely ladies who needed drinks. He didn’t seem to mind too much…. until he became the target of a drunk’s ire. He quickly defused the situation, though, and suggested that the man concentrate on his drink! We HEART Lucky Lucien — a gentleman but with just enough toughness to make him smoking HAWT!

Wearing his “Property of Des” apron, Gav took over for Lucky Lucien behind the bar for the late shift! The room certainly was hopping late into the night. There was lots of drinking and chatting but not a whole lot of gossip to report other than a Cieara sighting! She was seen keeping company with her father, Lucius, and Crazy Train Tara. We wonder what sort of trouble she’s been up to because she’s definitely been keeping her appearances scarce as of late!

Luscious Lydia didn’t keep her potato give away to the Inn! We hear that she was also down in the Annex for Fight Night attempting to give away the load! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was her unsuspecting victim and we have a feeling that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt will soon be coming into more potatoes than they can ever eat. Really, what in the world did Luscious Lydia do in that garden of hers??? The pair took their conversation into a ring much to DoD-er Koy’s delight!

Crazy Train Tara was also seen in the Annex catching up on some girl talk with Wyh Not! We’d love, love, love to know what that chat was about! We would assume with all Tara’s furtive glances towards Anubis, it was about the icky slaver. We sure hope that Wyh Not knocked some sense into her friend’s head! The pair cheered on some of their favorite from the sidelines, including Tass who stole good luck kisses from the ladies before he entered the ring. He’s such a delicious old pervert!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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After welcoming in spring at the events the night before, the second day of Beltane festivities was just as fabulous as the first! There was picnicking in the Glen, flower picking throughout the city and countryside, storytellers, musicians, and so much more! The evenings events were grand in and of themselves and it didn’t seem that there were many in the city that missed out in joining in! Even yours truly spent some time at the great affair!

Amber was seen manning one of the many games in which proceeds went to charity! Many of the city’s finest tried their hand at striking the mallet to see just how strong they were! We’re adamant that Amber is one of the GREATEST quiet beauties in this city. Love, love, love that girl!

We spent time in the seat of honor on the dunking booth and there was no short supply of people wanting to drop us into the watery depths below! Thankfully, Taneth was NOT one of these! She was there but was only interested in giving us a biiiiig hug. That girl gives GREEEEAAAT hugs by the way! We had her attention until she spotted Brian wandering through and was instantly excited to see him. We suppose we can’t fault her for that. Brian is one lovely piece of man meat even if he did need Jenai to kiss his ball for luck in order to dunk us!

May Queen Trinala also gave us a hug but couldn’t miss out on dunking us as well! No hard feelings, though. She made sure we had a towel at the end of the night and we even had a very fun discussion over pancakes later in the evening! She definitely made one heck of a May Queen! Her Green Man wasn’t in tow Saturday night but her boyfriend, Silas, was! This seems to be a relatively new relationship but he does make the May Queen quuuuuite happy!

There’s been quite a few rumors about the state of last year’s May Queen Amthy’s relationship with last year’s Green Man Hawk. He’s been seen spending a good deal of time with Therapist Chryrie lately. However, Amthy and Hawk seemed quite close as they wandered through the streets of the market Saturday night enjoying the Beltane festivities! These two are definitely an interesting pair and if they are indeed still together we’re dying to know why Hawk hasn’t popped the question yet! We were so expecting a Beltane wedding from the pair!

Amthy was thrilled to be there with Hawk but even more thrilled to run into her dear friend, Crazy Train Tara! We hear that Crazy Train Tara wanted to corner us for some reason or another. We shudder to think! Unfortunately (or fortunately?) we were stuck in the dunking tank weeeeell into the evening and if there is one thing that Crazy Train Tara doesn’t have, it’s patience! Another time, another time.

It seems that Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane are not, in fact, attached at the hip as we were beginning to suspect! The Luscious Lydia half of Lydibane was seen joking with DoD-er Rena and friends while they watched people test their strength! In fact, we haven’t seen Lydibane together in a while. We wonder if everything is still hunky dandy on that front!

PAARTY Girl Chase was super eager to send us for a swim and, after a couple tries (with all the alcohol that was probably in her system, we’re still wondering just how many targets she saw), she was successful! She let out quite the whoop of celebration. Nice to know we can make people happy! Psycho Skiddie and Bree weren’t too far behind her in the line. Although, Psycho Skid took much delight in sending us for a dip, Bree agreed to not dunk us in exchange for a cool nickname. We’ve decided on Banana Rama Bree because, well, she’s bananas but in a funky, fun sort of way! Banana Rama Bree it is!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen wandering through the crowds and socializing with his people! He, of course, had the lovely DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm who looked stunning in a green silk dress. The pair seemed quite lovey dovey as usual! They were even spied dancing and, surprisingly enough, MAN-tastic Matt is an awfully good dancer!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were both in the general vicinity and he was caught stealing a kiss after Twin Spice was done overseeing us serving out our sentence in the dunking tank. Yet, we hear that she also stole a couple furtive glances towards Tiny Tucker who was serving drinks nearby while Awesome Alain had a wandering eye as well. We’re still not quite sure what to think about all this! We do know that we’re slightly worried that we haven’t seen Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva together in some time!

We actually heard S’jira laugh out loud! And, we have to admit, we feel a bit of pride for being the cause of her laughter! Shockingly enough, S’jira has a bit of spitfire to her and was one of the last to line up to dunk us. She seemed quite pleased with herself to drop us and even though we were cold and wet we certainly can’t fault her. She’s absolutely adorable! Interestingly enough, the final thrower is S’jira’s complete opposite in the class department — TRASH-tastic Jade! We have to admit the night wouldn’t have been complete without being dunked by the TRASH-tastic One. She was demanding a new nickname but we will never budge!

After we had fully served out our sentence, we had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of the lovely Caitlin (who looked stunning in a flouncy yellow dress, by the by) and her man Aaric! It seems the pair are indeed back together and are thoroughly into one another! She was such a sweetheart and we are so pleased that things are turning out well for this couple. They certainly seem to deserve it!

The former Gov Krazy Kitty took over as the dunking booth’s victim once we were shown some mercy! We hear that she was definitely giving the crowd a show by wearing a WHITE t-shirt and short shorts! We cannot BELIEVE we missed that. Only in RhyDin would this woman be considered governor material! We do adore her so, though!

So the spring festivities are over until next year and, while we must admit that makes us a bit sad, we are thrilled to find out what the warm months of this year have in store for this crazy city!

Posted: May 10th, 2008 under Event.
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A collection of some of the Outback hardest hitting duelists gathered this past Sunday night in the Outback to duke it out to see who would replace SMOKIN’ Sartan as the Outback’s biggest ego– er, we mean, as The Diamond! With DoD-er Rena and Rat-tastic Napoleon calling, six top ranking brawlers showed to see which man would reign supreme, including SMOKIN’ Sartan who was there to defend his title as well as many-time winner The Gov MAN-tastic Matt!

SMOKIN’ Sartan made a crack about being “sneaky” and his opponent at the time, Venom Vinny, immediately questioned to see if his wife “knew about that problem”. SMOKIN’ Sartan was more than a little confused. It seems that he doesn’t know Venom Vinny that well! You’ve got to love Venom Vinny! Even after the jig is up and his wife has left for more loyal pastures, he’s still trying to get tips on how to refine his technique for next time! We sure hope there’s a next time very soon. This guy’s just too good for our blog for words!!!

The lovely Taneth was present cheering for… well, pretty much everyone as usual! In fact, we believe she may have even cheered for the caller, RAT-tastic Napoleon on one or two occasions! She was looking lovely as always, of course! We’re definitely looking forward to that hug we’re hoping to get from her in the marketplace on Saturday!

Interestingly enough, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was in fact present and looking stunning as usual but was surprisingly sitting on the sidelines! The self-proclaimed Lady of the Outback actually sat this DQ out! She was seen sitting at a table and quietly talking with SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife, Rory, who is getting pleasantly plump and pregnant. The pair seemed quite involved in their own conversation. We wonder what THAT was about!

In the end of the round robin tournament, three participants emerged with tied records, including SMOKIN’ Sartan! Despite a pretty impressive effort to repeat, he failed and it was FILF Kheldar who emerged from the crowd to collect yet ANOTHER Diamond!

Congratulations, Kheldar!

Posted: May 2nd, 2008 under Tournaments.
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That Awesome Alain! He was seen flirting it up with the brunette twin Spice again Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn after having a late night the evening before with PAARTY Girl Chase! What’re we going to do with him, huh? Well, sit back and enjoy it! After she left to prepare for her shift with Tucker, he was actually seen riffling through a little black book. That boy has some MAJOR game!

In fact, later in the evening, while in the process of getting blitzed at the bar he was overheard telling PAARTY Girl Atalanta that PAARTY Girl Chase actually stayed over at his place! Are we the only ones petrified by a PAARTY Girl Chase/Awesome Alain pairing??? These two could rack up one hell of a bar tab together, couldn’t they??? PAARTY Girl Atalanta looked a wee bit concerned over the whole matter. As well she should be! Awesome Alain is certainly not the type of guy you want your daughter/best friend/sister to hook up with!

Her concern over PAARTY Girl Chase was nothing for the expression that crossed her face when Lil’ Boy Blue Locke walked in! While he was dressed with his usual flair, we hear that he was quite battered and bruised and was walking with a limp. It seems that he’s been going all out in the Outback with little regard to his own safety! We hear that he’s getting quite good, though!

Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade isn’t doing Booze Sis Hina any favors! We hear that she freaked out Frat Boy Quinn by telling him that Hina loves him. We have a feeling that she meant “adores” rather than is “in love” but… well, we men are half-wits when it comes to the Big L Word. Frat Boy Quinn seems even antsy at the idea of dating Booze Sis Hina! What??? Come on. This boy is so not ready for any sort of commitment. We bet he’s the type that has a hard time buying a toothbrush because the thought of using it for a full month scares the you-know-what out of him!

It took both Tiny Tucker and Twin Spice to keep things running behind the bar due to the size of the crowd. However, things were made a bit more difficult by Tiny Tucker’s obvious distraction! We hear his eyes kept making their way back to the lovely Izira! He certainly made sure her drink didn’t run empty and she didn’t need anything all night long. We wonder how Doc Eva would feel knowing that her friend might just be moving in on her man???

The Other Woman Lain ALWAYS seems to keep HAWT company! We hear that she was throwing back shots in the company of two very pretty women who are sources were unfamiliar with. Iiiinteresting! We’ll certainly try to catch their names the next time they’re spotted. If they’re out drinking with T.O.W. Lain, you just know that they must be the sort of interesting that we here at the Gossip GangSTAR LOVE!

Oh, Lordy! We knew Antonio was smooth but we certainly didn’t expect for him to be able to move in on the lovely Eless quite so quickly! Evidently he was spotted in the Inn massaging her shoulders after quite the intimate little conversation.  Have we mentioned yet how much WE LOVE THIS PAIRING??? It’s all much too much HAWT for use to be able to take!!! Mack on, Antonio! Mack on!

We hear that our dear, lovely Hottie Hodge may occasionally read our blog (…or the paper version of it at least).  Therefore, we must say to her BEWARE OF AMNESIAC TARA!!! We hear that the pair was hanging out for quite some time in the Inn and, we must admit, that makes us quuuuuite nervous since we’ve decided that Amnesiac Tara’s brand of crazy is contagious. Keep the crazies at bay, Hottie Hodge!

In a battle of OLD OLD School vs The Young Guns, Jake Thrash (the half-orc brewer behind Red Orc Brewery which produces the incredibly popular Badsider Brew) took on Maria Graziano in some MADNESS action in the Inn’s basement dueling Arena Thursday night! Jake’s years and years of experience proved to be the deciding factor and he moved on to the next round! We hear that the duel will probably be the former baroness Maria’s last. Rumor has it that she has plans to expand her family and dueling and baby-incubating just don’t really go hand-in-hand.

Lil Black Book Senior Baroness Jaycy was looking very un-pregnant when she was seen entering hand-in-hand with her man (and opponent for the evening) Leo. Hmm! Shouldn’t she be showing by now??? Especially if she’s had several babies in the past??? We sure hope she didn’t conveniently get rid of this pregnancy. She’d be the type to right a wrong with another wrong! That girl’s a mess! She didn’t put up much of a fight against her man! Leo easily took her down to move on to the next round. While this could certainly be labeled an upset, Leo’s long absence from the Arena is one reason he ranked so low. He’s got quite the talent level!

More surprising has to be that commoner Capistrano totally pulled away from the holder of more than a few titles, Cassius! With P’Imp calling, the 14th ranked Capistrano took down the 6th rank Cassius with little trouble to move on to the Sweet Sixteen! INSANE! He’s totally a bracket buster and we love it! G’naughty G’nort tried to smooth talk his way past Myria Graziano but she wasn’t having ANY of that. In the end, it was his skill that allowed him to keep her out of a spoiler role!

OMG! We hear that the lovely Morgan invited The Gov MAN-tastic Matt, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, Taneth, and Jake over to her place for pancakes! What a fabulous little party??? What DO we have to do to get an invite to that shindig??? Morgan makes us droooool!

Posted: April 28th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that PAARTY Girl Atalanta was spotted tending the bar with a bandaged wrist Monday night! No word on what caused the affliction. She seemed to be in good spirits so don’t take our concern the wrong way! We bet the girl’s just clumsy. She certainly seems to have the clumsy gene…. or perhaps she was just wasted and fell down. She is one of the PAARTY Girls after all!

Our sources tell us that Mini-Frank Cor is back…. as if nothing happened. Interesting. To make matters even more confusing, he was seen Monday night in the company of Amnesiac Tara who is claiming that he’s her boyfriend… but she doesn’t seem to know his last name. Well, we can’t really blame her for that! His last name is a bit on the ridiculous side! However, with the rumors of her current mental state, we must ask — has Mini-Frank Cor really sank so low that he’s taking advantage of the deranged now???

Lang was slopping on the charm for Therapist Chryrie but we don’t think he’ll get very far! He actually accused her of being jealous of his attentions to TRASH-tastic Jade!!! OMG! We’ve got a feeling that Therapist Chryrie and her sister aren’t really sure what jealousy feels like. Nice taste, Lang, but that girl’s NEVER going to de-ice for you!

Fathers of preteen daughters are the same EVERYWHERE! SPEEDSTER Nova and The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan were seen discussing a particular admirer of SPEEDSTER Nova’s daughter with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt who seems to be using city resources to spy on teenage boys! These guys are the ones whose little girls reach sixteen and HATE them for scaring away all their dates. The fireworks will be PRICELESS to watch! You stay classy, men of the Outback!

Speaking of fireworks, we hear that someone STORMED out of MAN-tastic Matt’s office after spending quite some time in there with The Gov himself! Our sources believe the man may have been a relation to MAN-tastic Matt’s wife, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! The Gov didn’t look very happy either when he finally emerged. Iiiiiinteresting!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan was seen entertaining a pretty little elf who we hear goes by Sera! As much as we’d loooove to accuse The Diamond of naughty things (and as much as he probably deserves it), we hear that he wasn’t trying to hit on the new face. Instead, SUUUUPER Des introduced the girl to him so that she may learn a bit more about the Outback’s fights. Our sources have seen this girl around and we are all quite intrigued by her! After a bit of research we found that she owns a new seamstress shop in the market called The Ethereal Loom! Check it out and let us know what you think!

Posted: April 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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