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Winter Talon of Redwin!

The Talon of Redwin Tournament, in honor of the GREAT former Overlord Siera Redwin, is the perfect time to witness some of the Arena’s hottest new talent go head-to-head! To make it even better the tournament is sponsored by Red Orc Brewery which makes Badsider Brew! The Arena’s hottest young talent dueling their hearts out + the title holders watching for their new competition + Badsiders flowing freely = an excellent night of drama!

Kalinda was on hand to watch the event but this was the first time she was not eligible to enter herself as she has just recently rose to Warlord status. That didn’t keep her from being an active participant, though. With rumors abound that she has her eye on Roderick, she announced herself as the prize of the first round match-up between Roderick and Porthos. Roderick won that one amidst quite a few comments from Kalinda about how good his legs looked in the kilt he was wearing.

Rhaine was in the competition and rather confused as to why some in the crowd were a little afraid of her. After all, she claims that she’s harmless despite enjoying a bloody snack and having fangs. You know what we’ve learned? Don’t trust anything that may see you as a snack. And if they ask you to climb into their oven to clean the spot in the very back??? DON’T DO IT!!! She does have a big fan in Napoleon who was overheard saying that Rhaine always makes him great ice cream sundaes. Eh, we’re still not so sure! Maybe rat blood just isn’t very tasty!

We’re a little torn about children in dueling venues around all the blood, foul language, and violence but Rhiannon’s daughter sure is adorable! We hear that Rhiannon was there with her preschooler to cheer on her friends. The girl fell asleep pretty early into the rounds and Rhiannon held her while she slept until the end of the tournament. Adorable! We just have to wonder what happens to these kids that become so desensitized to all the violence! Although, Rhiannon herself grew up around the rings and seems perfectly well adapted. In fact, she seems more normal than most in RhyDin!

What is going on between Archmage Sivanna and Sullen Sal??? She was overheard asking Harris the night before if he had seen Sal and then last night seemed a bit concerned when she herself saw him in the Annex after his exit from the Talon tournament. We hear that they were seen having an intimate chat but we have no details what they were talking about. Curious, no??? We cannot figure out what the common link between the two of them is. Do any of you have any details???

Rekah showed that her amazing Madness run is no fluke by putting in quite the performance! She made it into the final match but was not able to get past Roderick. He took the 5-3 win in eleven rounds in the finals and became the Talon of Redwin!

Congratulations, Roderick!

Edited: March 29th, 2010

Naughty Friday!

After a pretty quiet week, the Red Dragon Inn was at least a bit busy Friday night. Rumor of these beasts has everybody a little bit antsy and we’re hearing that more than one mage is taking the opportunity to lay low. As many know, the interns and I aren’t exactly without a bit of magic ourselves. We’ve decided to hunker down in the Den of Gossip until this whole thing blows over. Rest assured though, loyal readers! We will never abandon you without gossip!

One of the heroes we were hoping to see hasn’t abandoned the city showed up in the Inn Friday night! We hear that Awesome Alain was seen hanging out catching up with some friends with his girl, Sophie. They were heard discussing the issue only briefly but we’re told both of their companies have been pulling back operations in the city and sending their mages into hiding. Our sources say that after the Shamrock Shindig and the actions of a certain someone in his House, he’s decreasing his presence in the city in part at least to keep the city from turning on them over the incident. If he’d like to keep public opinion in his favor he should find a way to destroy all the beasts! Back to his love life, though, for a minute. We’re starting to get reports that this thing with the Rhovnik girl may not be passing. Her family’s already pushing for marriage so if anybody wants one last shot at him they better do it quickly!

Ethan had a brief conversation with Alain that seemed to leave him a bit off kilter and was later seen in a booth catching up with Doc Eva. He definitely seemed a bit uneasy. Anybody else feel like Ethan’s hiding something again??? He should really just be completely honest because he doesn’t seem like he’s great at hiding stuff. They chatted about their significant others and how happy they are in their relationships (boooooring!) and also addressed Ethan’s brother (so sad!). It was certainly good to see both of them hanging out. It sounds like Ethan’s going to try to spend more time in the city so that he can see Maeve more often. He definitely seems to be putting the effort into making their relationship work. Good for him!

It seemed the night for Eva to catch up with her male friends as she was later seen congratulating Lil’ Boy Blue Locke on his Madness win. Eva seems to have an awful lot of “platonic” male friends. ANYWAY! Locke was in quite the good mood and celebrating his victory over Napoleon as he had been down quite a bit but turned things around to win the match. Don’t let it go too much to your head, Locke. You just beat a rat who likes to have his belly rubbed and will do anything for candy.

Another night, another woman whose life Lucky Lawyer Lucien must fix. The kid version of Taneth was in the Inn munching on apples dipped in peanut butter. Lucky was overheard asking her if she has seen any of the other Taneths recently. She said that she hadn’t but couldn’t narrow down when it was she saw them last. What’s happening to her just gets sadder and sadder! Eventually it’s all got to work out alright…. right???

Crazy Train Tara was spotted for the first time since our return to RhyDin in typical C.T. Tara fashion. Our sources tell us she was wearing some sort of very revealing bikini. She, of course, was her usual self. She evidently was instructing kid Taneth on the finer points of capturing a butterfly and ripping off its wings. Nice. When the cute new girl, Aliss, showed some interest in being nice to kid Taneth, C.T. Tara let her know just how ancient kid Taneth really is. We hear that Aliss was a bit floored by the news. Poor girl. This is a strange town. C.T. Tara didn’t bother cushioning the blow because she was too busy arguing with Collie over which of them was the last to have set the Inn’s kitchen on fire.

Just another insane night in the Red Dragon Inn!

Things got started early in the Annex as dueling kicked off for the night with a challenge! Tormay faced off against the squire of the Old Temple district, Kalinda, for a shot at the Old Market barony! In an odd turn of events, Tormay actually decided to use the one match format to face down Kalinda. She kept her nose to the grindstone but in the end Tormay’s experience was able to bring the match home. So, unfortunately, we’ll have to go another day without an exotic dancer as a baroness! Such a bummer! But congratulations to Tormay!

…uh, does somebody want to tell us at what point Rowdy Rekah and Dawn became friends??? Sin and Sal disappear from public life and all of a sudden Rekah is dating Cas and is besties with Dawn??? Sure, we’ve said in the past that Sin and Sal aren’t exactly the world’s greatest role models but…. PLEASE COME BACK! You guys can’t let this happen to Rekah! Our sources report back that Rekah and Dawn were discussing horses over drinks. We’re completely icked out by this news.

Kalamere was overheard making dinner plans with yet ANOTHER baroness. This time it was Maria who he was showing interest in. It’s only a matter of time before he’s bagged all three baronesses. It’s a bit risky of the former Overlord to set his eyes on the current Overlord’s girl, though, no? We don’t think Tical will be as understanding about Kalamere banging his girlfriend as Pslyder was. After all, Jaycy is sort of community property. On the other hand, maybe Tical is getting used to losing his girlfriend to over the hill duelists. Yep, I went there!

We have a pair of candidates for this year’s most ridiculous newlyweds! Harold and Scotty! After their antics Friday night, they may take the hands-down win! Our sources claim that there was quite the ruckus in the Marketplace and when people began to investigate they saw a pair of young strapping men having sex on the roof of one of the buildings. Yep. You read that right. Our sources tell us that it was, in fact, Harold and Scotty. To follow up their naughty evening, they showed up in the Annex with their clothing in a state of disarray to partake in some violence…. because who needs cuddling when you can beat on people???

Edited: March 21st, 2010

Baby Bumpity Bump Thursday!

Well, word is coming back from our sources that the young, pretty Niamh was actually knocked up by Lilli’s brother, Brishen. Niamh and Lilli were seen early in the evening chatting by the hearth and laughing. We hear that while Niamh was wearing a tunic top to downplay it, she’s definitely got a baby bump going on! We’re not sure how Niamh and Brishen will be as parents. She seems a wee bit flakey and we’re pretty sure that there’s not an ounce of responsibility in him. However, Lilli will be the perfect crazy aunt! She already dresses and talks the part! We’re just going to keep our fingers crossed that Niamh and Brishen rise to the occasion. Rumor has it that Brishen was acting quite fatherly when he entered the Inn later in the evening and gave his woman a nice long lecture about eating properly. Maybe there’s hope for him yet!

Business was pretty brisk again in the Arena as week two of the first round of the Madness Tournament kicked off! Imp was calling duels while he and G’nort seemed to have some sort of undeclared battle of egos. Really, the last thing in the world that the Arena needed was for Imp to win the Warlord Tournament. Can you only imagine Imp as Overlord??? We can only imagine how quickly he might be able to offend the vast majority of female duelists…. and their husbands/significant others.

Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was seen spending time with Kattria. Interesting, no? The girl has seemed to have quite the crush on the man that L.B.B. Jaycy is trying to bed! We have a feeling that Kalamere would bed them both and be quite a happy man. At first we thought that Jaycy was just trying to keep Kalamere all to herself but our sources tell us that she was actually trying to hook Kattria up with Pslyder. Ugh. Somebody really should explain monogamy to this woman. It seems absolutely foreign to her. Kattria didn’t seem particularly opposed to the idea of sleeping with another woman’s “mate”. Seriously, Kattria, you do NOT want to bump uglies with anyone that’s climbed Mount Jaycy-o-lay-la. You’ll just be jumping into a hornet’s nest that you’ll never fully recover from. The men in Jaycy’s life may change but the hurt feelings that she leaves in her wake never changes!

Kattria was later overheard relaying the story to Harris while giving Napoleon some love. Our sources tell us that Harris wasn’t the least bit surprised either. We hear that Napoleon split at the sex talk. What a wise rat! Kattria was wondering what the catch was when Harris told her that bed hopping is just another part of life in RhyDin. Well, if that ain’t true! Nobody that knows the parties involved can be all that surprised about the turn of events!

Edited: March 19th, 2010

Patty Fingers Sunday!

Sometimes no matter how many times our sources explain to us what happened in the Red Dragon Inn on a given night, we just don’t understand. Maybe there are things that are just too crazy for us to wrap our minds around! That was Sunday night. Evidently there was a gingerbread ship full of gingerbread pirates who went on some sort of rampage in the Inn with Darcy, Lang, and Mega Mom Icer as its victims. The ship disappeared as suddenly as it appeared, though, and the patrons of the Red Dragon Inn were safe once more.

Harris bet Lil’ Bit Lirssa a silver that Harper would beat Kendall in a game of darts. We really didn’t think L.B. Lirssa to be the gambling sort but Harris is annoying enough to make anyone turn against their nature in order to shut him up! Kendall won the game of darts and L.B. Lirssa was excited to collect her coins. Perhaps Harper’s game was thrown off a bit because we hear she was admiring John’s new haircut. Well, after the game, Harris decided he needed to shake down Harper to recover the money he lost in his bet. The pair went blow for blow until L.B. Lirssa provided Harris with an ale… which, of course, distracted him from his shake down.

The night of fights didn’t stop there. Manly Mason and Doc Eva really ripped into Serena! Our sources couldn’t exactly tell what the argument was about but during the course of it both Manly Mason and Doc Eva stomped off once. Lil’ Bit Lirssa seemed to play peacemaker which again proves that she’s the most mature person in the Inn on any given night while Playboy Shane seemed to be sticking close to Serena’s side to offer emotional support. Crazy. We have no idea what this was about but you better believe we’re going to keep our ear to the ground!

Juliane was behind the bar and it seems that will be a regular occurrence. We do love Smith tenders! We hear that she caught Playboy Shane’s eye. Although, honestly, it’s not all that hard to catch Playboy Shane’s eye. Anyway, he was overheard asking Darcy about her later in the evening. We hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa piped in to let Playboy Shane know that Juliane was Johnny’s sister and that if Shane got “all patty fingers with her” that Johnny would clobber Playboy Shane! HILARIOUS! We hear that Marvelous Mira was cracking up.

There were some Fight Night duels happening in the Annex but for the most part attention was focused on the Fists Tag Team Tournament that was taking place for the Tour. Although they only lasted one match, Jake and Napoleon certainly took the reward for best trash talkers! Who would have thought a rat and an orc would be so good at talking smack to their opponents??? They were so good, however, that we’re surprised that Smokin’ Sartan and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt were able to keep it together and beat them!

In the end nobody could match Sartan and MAN-tastic Matt’s skill and the pair took the tag team tournament. Congratulations to both of them!

Edited: February 8th, 2010

CrushBob Tuesday!

That Aaron sure is one clASSy guy! It’s no wonder he’s such good friend with Dean. Tuesday night found the pair of them in the Red Dragon Inn doing what it is that they seem to do — get drunk and hit on loose women. Dean was once again seen with Susan while Aaron had put his sights on a blonde that we hear goes by the name Aila. It seems that Aaron was actually trying to get her drunk before making his move on her. We’re pretty sure he didn’t have to go to so much trouble. This girl was really into his vibe. Where did these two guys come from and why are these girls putty in their hands??? Seriously, have a bit of respect, ladies! Can’t you all see through their bull???

We hear that the Outback was really hopping Tuesday night as some of dueling’s finest came out to get some duels for the Tour in! Napoleon was wearing the yellow jersey to signify his position in the Tour currently when he showed up to bash some heads in under the CrushBob banner. Yeah, we have no idea what that team name means and our sources actually heard teammates Smokin’ Sartan and Speedster Nova expressing confusion over it as well. It’s just further proof that the Gov MAN-tastic Matt has taken one too many blows to the head over the years.

Odd. One of the Taneths told Crazy Train Tara that she didn’t like her. So totally not like Taneth! Tormay is STILL not back so we can only assume that he’s still trying to find the answers to Taneth’s problem. We do miss Our Darling Taneth so! C.T. Tara was not at all offended by Taneth’s remark. In fact, we hear that she responded that most people don’t like her. On the subject of C.T. Tara, we hear that she was utterly petrified of Kheldar for some reason. Odd, isn’t it? Of course, Kheldar is a pretty big guy but when is C.T. Tara afraid of anybody? Particularly the person who is seen as one of the kindest, gentlest duelists out there? That girl is completely bonkers!

Edited: January 26th, 2010