Chainsaw Saturday!

The Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet Saturday night. However, we do hear that Doc Eva was seen in a very intense sort of conversation with Nigel. Oh, don’t fret! We don’t think Doc Eva is planning on giving up Manly Mason (since he was in the room at the time chatting with Mac) and Nigel seems pretty smitten with Charna. We hear that Charna has been ill recently so we have to wonder if Nigel was questioning her in a professional capacity. The pair were definitely trying to keep from being overheard. You know the quickest way to get the Gossip GangSTAR staff curious is to whisper something we can’t hear!

Crazy Train Tara had her chainsaw out again for one reason or another. Our sources wisely keep their distance from C.T. Tara when she has her chainsaw or flamethrower out. It did lead to Mad Cow Kazzy telling a story to Doc Eva and Manly Mason that confirmed that she and Grumbling Grem are still a couple. Evidently he recently got stuck in cement (no idea why) and M.C. Kazzy had to use a chainsaw to cut him out. So Grumbling Grem and M.C. Kazzy ARE still together…. or at least that’s what half of us here in the Den of Gossip believe! Some still hold out that M.C. Kazzy is just crazy enough to have killed him and stuffed him in her closet and that’s why he hasn’t been seen out in the usual haunts lately. They don’t think this story is believable because there’s no way Grumbling Grem is crazy enough to entrust M.C. Kazzy with using a chainsaw so close to his body. What do YOU think?

Well, well, well. Mini-Frank Cor has been keeping a pretty low profile recently but our sources spotted him Saturday night in the Arena throwing down. We hear it has been two years since he was in a ring but he did pretty well. Potter Piper certainly seemed pretty impressed. We were surprised to hear that she was hanging out in the Arena as she’s been pretty anti-dueling and has often been overheard trying to convince her good friend Rena to spend less time there. She and M-F Cor chatted for several minutes. He is single now! We wonder if Potter Piper is going to make her move! They would actually make a pretty cute couple. The only problem is that M-F Cor doesn’t have much of an attention span for girlfriends. They come and go awfully quickly around him!

Edited: February 13th, 2010

But All The Cool Kids Are Experimenting Friday!

We’re dyyyying to know exactly when Cutie Carley’s relationship with Cy moved past the friendship zone! We weren’t sure if they would ever cross that line! However, they certainly seemed more than friends Friday night when our sources caught sight of them in the Red Dragon Inn. They were sharing goofy grins and he even was seen patting her leg. You know… we were hoping that these two would get together but now that they have we’re left wondering if he’s good enough for her! She is the most adorable thing on the face of the planet!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa was tending the bar and Kendall and Serena were there with her. We hear that Serena was telling the girls that The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker is better now! We’re super glad to hear that. Evidently all that commotion the night before led to Doc Eva cutting out whatever it was that was causing him to act like… well, like a dirty old man. When he felt up Our Darling Taneth a couple weeks back that was really the last straw. We’re glad that somebody finally did something! Now if only somebody will do something to help O.D. Taneth!

Oh, wow. Has Darcy had a healthy relationship??? Mega Mom Icer was overheard trying to calm her “daughter” down but not much seemed to be working. Somehow Darcy’s current boyfriend, Shadow, made her so angry that she made quite the scene. There was screaming, pounding on doors, and death threats. We hear that she COMPLETELY embarrassed herself by going all crazy girlfriend on him. Later when she finally calmed down a bit she was seen in tears, singing some sad love song. Le sigh. Will this girl ever gain some self-respect???

L.B. Lirssa was seen chatting with Lucky Lawyer Lucien! It seems that some believe she would be better off going off to boarding school! Aw! How sad would that make us??? We’ve got to say, though, it might actually be in her best interest. If she has the friends that can pay for some fancy boarding school, why should she remain in RhyDin tending bar and running the streets??? We hear that she didn’t seem really keen on talking about the subject and instead forced L.L. Lucien to tell her about all the fights he’s been getting into recently. Iiiiinteresting! Our sources couldn’t hear the details which is really a shame because we’d love to hear the explanation for L.L. Lucien’s recent short temper!

What…??? Brale Brother Reap asked L.L. Lucien if he would be okay with him…. well, doing something that even we can’t repeat to Crazy Train Tara!!! Does he have a death wish??? L.L. Lucien told him that he should go for it and C.T. Tara told L.L. Lucien that she would think of him while she was doing the nasty with B.B. Reap. Awesome. Nigel was seen talking quietly to B.B. Reap during this whole incident and perhaps he was able to get through to him because at the end of the night C.T. Tara went her way and B.B. Reap went another. One of the interns believes that B.B. Reap probably just did it to tick off Anubis. We’re not so sure, though. We doubt Anubis holds out hope that C.T. Tara is holding out for him and him alone.

We just do NOT get the rules of Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Joey’s relationship. It seems that while they are dating one another, they both have other men that they’re interested in. We’re not sure who Joey’s new man is but evidently S.P.G. Teagan’s guy is named Emmerich. According to our sources S.P.G. Teagan really seems to dig this guy. Not enough to give up Joey, though. We still think that this is just a phase in Joey’s life and that Teagan’s going to be hurt pretty darn bad when she moves on. In fact, our sources say that S.P.G. Teagan has invited Joey to move in with her but Joey declined. Iiiinteresting! Maybe S.P.G. Teagan wants to get serious with Joey but it’s Joey that doesn’t want to get serious with S.P.G. Teagan???

Harris hasn’t decided to start dueling again (which certainly would be a sight as he is a living Outback legend) but he has taken to hanging out in his old haunts again. Even G’naughty G’nort seemed a bit surprised to see him hanging out and causing trouble down there once again. We can only hope that this return to the dueling venues is followed by his wife’s return. We have heard some GLORIOUS stories about her!

Also worth mentioning is that Kitty was seen in the Annex with her husband… who is now sporting breasts. Yeah, for some reason Tass is a woman. We have no idea why and it’s one of those things where you just don’t want to know any additional information, you know?

Edited: February 13th, 2010

Relationship Advice Tuesday!

Dean was in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night trying to decide what to get his girlfriend Quinn for Valentine’s Day. Riiiight. Because the best place to get advice about what to get your girl for Valentine’s Day is at a bar full of bitter drunks and desperate floozies. We hear that he briefly considered getting Quinn a puppy. We sure hope he doesn’t stick with that idea. You never get a girl something for Valentine’s Day that will cause her work! You get her something shiny and pretty and expensive! Our sources never did pick up on exactly what he had decided because Quinn walked into the room and his planning came to a sudden halt.

We have a feeling that Eleanor is NOT going to like this! Brale Brother Reap was overheard by our sources telling Charna not to tell Eleanor how he got shot! Evidently Nigel has told Eleanor that B.B. Reap accidentally shot himself and B.B. Reap wanted to make sure that Charna would not tell Eleanor otherwise. Charna seemed to question whether or not Eleanor would buy the story and we have to agree with her. How long do they really think they can keep it a secret? Everybody in the city seems to be talking about the Melee in the Inn!

Speaking of people who probably don’t appreciate being talked about behind their backs, we hear that The Many Faces of Fio and Professor Jolyon were seen in a pretty intense looking conversation about Lil’ Bit Lirssa. We have no idea what it was about but we hear that neither looked too pleased or friendly with one another when it ended. In fact, we hear that T.M.F.O. Fio was actually seen storming out shortly after. What have we told you guys about pissing off pregnant ladies? It never ends well.

Oh no! Somebody STOP Playboy Shane from handing out relationship advice. Not only is it a bit odd to hear that he is spewing advice but to hear that he is giving it to his ex-girlfriend??? Crazy! But that’s exactly what our sources reported back to us. We hear that Darcy and Playboy Shane were seen chatting at the bar in the Inn and she acknowledged that sitting scantily clad on men’s laps while drinking heavily makes people think that she’s an easy slut! We’re shocked that she’s just coming to this realization. Of course Playboy Shane’s girlfriend, Scully, came waltzing in wearing a skirt and sandals… in the middle of winter… and immediately started kissing on him even though he was in the middle of talking to Darcy. OMG! Can you scream desperate tramp any louder than that??? Now we know it is Playboy Shane and he has a tendency of switching girlfriends more often than he switches his socks but have a little bit of pride! Don’t throw yourself at your man just because he’s talking to another woman!

The one thing you can always count on in the Outback is opal drama. Those things certainly seem to cause more drama than they’re worth. Smokin’ Sartan and Ms. Wyh Not were seen chatting about Icedancer at length. If you remember correctly Ms. Wyh Not called the match in which Smokin’ Sartan won Icedancer. However what hasn’t been mentioned much in reports of the event is that Ms. Wyh Not was VERY reluctant to hand over the opal. In fact, we hear that she seemed quite attached to it. Our sources tell us that Sartan was overheard telling her Tuesday night that he didn’t appreciate it when she called the opal “her’s” the night of the challenge. Ms. Wyh Not was very apologetic but had no explanation for the odd behavior. Strange!

Edited: February 10th, 2010

Day After the Madness Friday!

The Red Dragon Inn was pretty vacant Friday night but we do hear that Veighn was around causing trouble. Considering the warnings Lucky Lawyer Lucien’s been giving Crazy Train Tara about him as of late, we don’t think L.L. Lucien is going to be too thrilled to hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa had a run-in with him. It was Den Mama Icer that seemed to get his full wrath, though. We have no idea what’s going on with him but his behavior as of late certainly seems to have quite a few people awfully concerned.

L.L. Lucien was seen later into the night as he and Charna caught Nigel up on the drama that he missed the night before. It seems that Brale Brother Reap survived his gunshot and L.L. Lucien was overheard saying that Bekah was okay as well. We sure hope somebody did something about that God awful hair cut she gave herself in order to get out of C.T. Tara’s grasp! No word on how either C.T. Tara, though! You know you just want to be a fly on the wall the next time L.L. Lucien runs into C.T. Tara! He’s going to have her head!

As for Anubis, he certainly seemed fine when he entered the Inn laaaate into the night. We hear that he had some sort of short exchange with Joey which led to him STRIKING her! No lie! He totally hit her. Well, that will certainly won’t make his relationship with Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan any better. Joey stood up to him but she certainly got walloped and our sources say that she definitely seemed scared. It’s a hard lesson on how much of a target being a significant other to a star of the dueling venues is. You just know he did that in large part to send S.P.G. Teagan a message. Crazy.

Edited: February 3rd, 2010

Weak In The Knees Monday!

Now we would never peg Nigel immediately as the type that would make a woman’s heart skip a beat. After all, his name is Nigel. That draws the image of a bespectacled, pimply book worm to mind more than a ladies’ man, doesn’t it? Well, throw out your stereotypes because ‘hunk’ seems to have a new name! Nigel was seen in one HAWT lip lock with the suuuuper sexy Charna Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn before  he headed to the Outback to get his duel on. The chemistry was definitely SMOKING between the pair leaving us to wonder exactly what Nigel’s got that makes Charna weak in the knees!

No way! Say it ain’t so! We made our sources SWEAR on Intern Beast’s Rindy Carbona pumps that they were telling the truth on this one! It seems that Connar was seen speaking intimately with a pretty brunette in the Inn laaaaate into Monday night. Poor dear Chief Mischief Maker Eless! After all she and Connar have been through to get to this point, this can’t POSSIBLY be true! Not only do they claim that he chatted with her for quite some time but they also say that he was seen TOUCHING her! We don’t even know WHAT to think about this news. We still don’t have a name on the girl but we’re working overtime to get one. Promise!

Edited: February 1st, 2010