Huh. It had been a typical night in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night. Therapist Chryrie was chatting with Den Mama Sid about Krazy Kitty’s antics while Den Mama Sid tended bar and her main squeeze Scottie listened to Miss Mercy spin some tall tales! But then things got a bit…. odd. Sid went to the loo and Scottie, who appeared a bit disturbed, followed her in! There was some thudding and raised voices and then the pair came out drenched and laughing! ….er, we don’t even want to hazard a guess on that one. We’re just reporting!

We hear that Caitlin has THANKFULLY reconsidered her decision to move in with Ethan! Yay…. right??? WRONG! Instead, she’s moving in with Aaric!!! NOOOOO! Come on, kids! Take it slow. Get to know each other. Go on dates. Don’t just jump right into the moving in together thing! Le sigh. We need to start a home for young, naive women like this! We’d show them the path towards lasting relationships and respectability!

Evidently SMASHIN’ Issy was politely telling a young fan that she could not go with them on patrols of the city. Those Scath-babes sure have a following among the impressionable preteen girls of the city! We’re not sure if that’s encouraging or frightening. We’re leaning towards the latter! The girls pleas were adorable, though! Poor SMASHIN’ Issy! Can’t even get a drink in the Inn in peace! However, maybe that’s the last place in the city one should expect to get a drink in peace.

Taneth has been spotted several times over the last week, including Saturday night, acting quite odd…. at least for her. Our lovely little fruit vendor was seen offering food to the patrons of the Inn which isn’t odd in and of itself but her behavior was just off! Instead of the bouncing, peppy woman that everyone is used to seeing, it seems that this Taneth is quiet, subdued, and very still! She almost has us worried!

Twin Spice and Tiny Tucker were spotted hanging out together in the Inn’s basement Arena! While we REALLY think Tucker’s much more up this naughty girl’s alley, we here she was busy talking about the dinner date she’d just had with Awesome Alain to celebrate his birthday! Still color us SHOCKED that Twin Spice and Awesome Alain are a couple. Just plain odd. We hear that Warrior Pixie Trinala orchestrated a run-in between Mini-Franker Cor and Twin Spice, saying that the pair needed to kiss. The pair used to date but things seemed quite awkward. Poor Trinala had no clue!

As for Tiny Tucker, his night didn’t go so hot AT ALL! AND IT WAS KILLER!!! The hunky tender had been nursing a drink and watching the duels when Doc Eva came STORMING through the door! And when we say STORMING, we mean raging, insanely angry, cursing, and shouting! It was shocking to say the least coming from Doc Eva! Tiny Tucker seemed adamant but kept his tone hushed. Doc Eva most certainly did NOT! Unfortunately, our sources couldn’t piece together enough from her end of the conversation to figure out what was up. However, the conversation didn’t last long! She was seen stomping out of the Arena shortly after. Niiiiiice!

In some MAJOR dueling news, our sources report back to use that the legendary former Overlord Dalamar was spotted in the Arena Saturday night! No freaking way!!! This is the very same Dalamar that has a bracket named after him in the Madness Tournament. His old friends — SPEEDSTER Nova, SMOKIN’ Sartan, and CHUNKY Rix — were more than a little shocked to see him. In fact, SPEEDSTER Nova was so shocked that he allowed Dalamar to convince him to hop in a ring!!! What a great surprise!

Posted: May 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG, peoples! The love fest between Frat Boy Dean and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy MUST end! The pair were up to their lovey dovey routine again Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We can’t take anymore of their cuddling and pet names. We’re dying for a big blow-out fight between the pair! We’re hungry for some drama! Feeeeeed us!

Frat Boy Quinn is certainly the little trouble maker! He had a date to meet Booze Sis Hina at the bar Monday night but while waiting for her was working a very lovely blonde. Unfortunately for him, his date arrived juuuuust as the new girl seemed to be falling for his charms! We’ve got a feeling that Hina’s not the type of girl to be fooling around on! If you want to continue to sow your wild oats, drop the girlfriend, buddy! You’re only going to get into trouble in the end.

Although, Johnny wasn’t on duty Monday night that didn’t keep his wifey-to-be Sianna from putting him to work! We hearing that he was tending her rather than the rest of the patrons by filling her drink order. How cute! Although, there have been rumors floating around that the reason Sianna’s been keeping a low profile is that she’s already knocked up, our sources saw no signs that she’d have difficulty fitting into her wedding dress in a couple days! We believe those rumors to be completely bogus but we don’t doubt that she’ll be knocked up before the end of the year!

We hear that Alysia and Krazy Kitty were overheard discussing Therapist Chryrie’s recent moodiness and fiery temper. Krazy Kitty even stated that Chryrie is no longer wearing her wedding ring! What a bummer! We would feel bad for her but there’s already rumors circulating that Chryrie is spending a good deal of time with Hawk! Well, he’s certainly yummy enough to get one’s mind off a failed marriage! Good for her!

The room temperature jumped a good twenty-five degrees as soon as Den Mama Sid appeared behind the bar for her shift! The patrons certainly seemed happy to see her and we don’t think it’s just because she makes a mean martini! Man, do we love her! It’s good to see her back behind the bar regularly once again.

Bad Boy Wil was a bit surprised to hear that the rumors of Eless’s return are in fact true! He got the news from DoD-er Rena but seemed oddly unimpressed. WHAT?!?! Wasn’t he desperately, madly in love with her? He says he’s giving up on love but booo on that! We hear that he also propositioned DoD-er Rena if Potter Piper were to turn him down again. Classy, Bad Boy Wil. Very, very classy.

SPEEDSTER Nova was spotted in the Outback sporting a t-shirt that said “Ask me about bad parenting!” that was evidently courtesy of his daughter! HIGH-larious! We’re dying to meet this girl but evidently SPEEDSTER Nova is quite strict about keeping her out of the typical public venues. We love sassy teens! His dear friend (and fellow over protective father) The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan reassured him that he was an excellent father. Well, if The Diamond says it then it must be true…. right????

Posted: April 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that PAARTY Girl Atalanta was spotted tending the bar with a bandaged wrist Monday night! No word on what caused the affliction. She seemed to be in good spirits so don’t take our concern the wrong way! We bet the girl’s just clumsy. She certainly seems to have the clumsy gene…. or perhaps she was just wasted and fell down. She is one of the PAARTY Girls after all!

Our sources tell us that Mini-Frank Cor is back…. as if nothing happened. Interesting. To make matters even more confusing, he was seen Monday night in the company of Amnesiac Tara who is claiming that he’s her boyfriend… but she doesn’t seem to know his last name. Well, we can’t really blame her for that! His last name is a bit on the ridiculous side! However, with the rumors of her current mental state, we must ask — has Mini-Frank Cor really sank so low that he’s taking advantage of the deranged now???

Lang was slopping on the charm for Therapist Chryrie but we don’t think he’ll get very far! He actually accused her of being jealous of his attentions to TRASH-tastic Jade!!! OMG! We’ve got a feeling that Therapist Chryrie and her sister aren’t really sure what jealousy feels like. Nice taste, Lang, but that girl’s NEVER going to de-ice for you!

Fathers of preteen daughters are the same EVERYWHERE! SPEEDSTER Nova and The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan were seen discussing a particular admirer of SPEEDSTER Nova’s daughter with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt who seems to be using city resources to spy on teenage boys! These guys are the ones whose little girls reach sixteen and HATE them for scaring away all their dates. The fireworks will be PRICELESS to watch! You stay classy, men of the Outback!

Speaking of fireworks, we hear that someone STORMED out of MAN-tastic Matt’s office after spending quite some time in there with The Gov himself! Our sources believe the man may have been a relation to MAN-tastic Matt’s wife, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! The Gov didn’t look very happy either when he finally emerged. Iiiiiinteresting!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan was seen entertaining a pretty little elf who we hear goes by Sera! As much as we’d loooove to accuse The Diamond of naughty things (and as much as he probably deserves it), we hear that he wasn’t trying to hit on the new face. Instead, SUUUUPER Des introduced the girl to him so that she may learn a bit more about the Outback’s fights. Our sources have seen this girl around and we are all quite intrigued by her! After a bit of research we found that she owns a new seamstress shop in the market called The Ethereal Loom! Check it out and let us know what you think!

Posted: April 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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MAJOR! We hear that Locke was talking with his girl PAARTY Girl Atalanta about his desire to break into the fashion industry! How HAWT would that be?!?! There’s plenty of good women’s fashion designers in the area. We think the city could definitely use some smokin’ hot men’s wear! We’d totally buy from Locke’s line! Evidently, Locke’s trying to score a bit of one-on-one time with THE woman in RhyDin for haute couture — DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy. No luck so far in getting that meeting with her. We’ll put a good word in for him, though!

Potter Piper and Bad Boy Wil were spotted again together Monday night. This pair is really weirding us out! The thought of them together is odd! We refuse to believe there is anything brewing here. Another of Wil’s possible flames, Siren, joined them at their table for drinks. At the end of the night, Piper was seen leaving alone so maybe rumors of a Wil/Piper romance have been over blown! We sure hope so!

Therapist Chryrie still seemed awfully troubled when she was seen at the bar late Monday night! Den Mama Sid who was tending was to the rescue, though! The two ladies were overheard talking quietly about what seemed to be quite the serious matter. And later Therapist Chryrie was seen whispering with the very hot Alysia in the same somber manner! We’re dyyyyying to know what’s up!

Silliness reigned supreme in the Outback Monday night and was led by SPEEDSTER Nova and his partner-in-crime The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! Even The Gov MAN-tastic Matt got into the act by threatening to use his gubernatorial powers to get a line of young men set-up to date SPEEDSTER Nova’s daughter! What we wouldn’t give for that little one to be released onto society???

We hear that Luscious Lydia is trying to get MAN-tastic Matt to hire her as a caller in the Outback! What a great idea? She seems to like hanging out there, her boyfriend’s seems to prefer the place, and she’d be surrounded by friends. Why not make a little extra cash while goofing off??? We definitely think MAN-tastic Matt should hire the green-haired hottie!

Posted: April 10th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We wonder sometimes if Deadbeat Dad Alex gets tired of being the center of constant drama or if he just enjoys women fighting over him! Either way, he was up to it again Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! We hear that Jalleia and The Other Woman Lain reaaaally had it out. The Other Woman Lain asked Jalleia how she puts up with D.D. Alex’s sleeping around and Jalleia made it clear that she didn’t really care! The Other Woman Lain took a swing at Jalleia which only glanced off her cheek and Jalleia countered with one heck of a blow! We almost felt bad for Lain as she tucked her tail between her legs and headed upstairs.

Rocky Road Rhy was NOT looking stellar with red, puffy eyes and a very dark expression. At first we worried it was over Dean! Poor Rocky Road Rhy has had a rough relationship road as before she dated Brandon, she was used and cheated on by Lang. As much as we give her a hard time, we certainly don’t want to see her have to go down THAT road again! She was seen with Dean on the porch later and he was consoling her over Playboy Demon Damien dumping TRASH-tastic Jade. We sure hope TRASH-tastic Jade realizes what a caring friend she has in R.R. Rhy! Brownie points for Rhy!

We hear that Lang and Lyren brought TRASH-tastic Jade by the Inn a short time later but she never actually made it inside. One of our sources say that TRASH-tastic Jade was much too much of a sobbing mess for the Inn. She was comforted by Rhy and her other friends before heading off without ever making it inside. Wow. Is that concern we feel deep down their in our bowels??? Despite TRASH-tastic Jade’s many relationship wanderings we actually do feel a bit bad for her now.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was overheard teasing Head Pussy Panther about how very domesticated he has become in his relationship with the sweet S’jira! We must agree that Head Pussy Panther is quite gentle and calm around the lovely woman. Kairee even asked when their marriage ceremony would be taking place but Panther was quick to escape those personal questions. You HAVE to know that the news of their engagement must be coming sometime soon!!!

Awesome Alain was all weepy-eyed at the bar over the end of his relationship which he was discussing with Miss Mercy and the sweet-tempered Izira. Boooo! We don’t like Awesome Alain acting like a girl! That’s so not HAWT in our books. To make matters worse, he was drinking wine! Le sigh. We suppose you girly types will like that he was showing his sensitive side but we like him ROUGH and DANGEROUS!!! Hopefully, he’ll get back on the ball of making us alllll drool sometime very soon!

Yummy Ewan and Lucky Lucien accompanied one another in and were seen having drinks while catching up! We hear that the pair were discussing Sylvia’s new budding relationship with a certain someone. The conversation was kept quite kept masked and vague as two such classy, intelligent men tend to talk in public but the pair seemed to be concerned! Could this be in regards to Hudson, Sianna’s brother, who has been seen keeping company with Sylvia recently and accompanied her to the opera??? We’re dying to know, guys!

SUUUUPER Des was not the least bit amused by Unwashed Pirate II Robert’s antics…. and she wasn’t the only one. However, we are, as usual, greatly amused by them!!! He was seen blatantly hitting on all the women and telling them to get naked for him. One of these days SUUUUPER Des is going to blast a shotgun shell through his gut. For a while his suggestive statements became so bold to Ballerina Katarina, we thought that he may just get that shotgun shell from Johnny when he found out about it!

….But Robert’s attentions moved elsewhere and Katarina moved on to spend some time with Jolyon! The pair was having quite the intense conversation. We wonder if we can FINALLY call them a couple!!! Katarina seemed a bit distressed but we hear that with the opera having ended, they are posting spots for her dance troupe early this week! We bet that the stress of not knowing whether she will be a principle or in the chorus is starting to wear on her. She HAS to be the prima ballerina! She was FANTASTIC in the opera!

The women of the Arena were being FIESTY Saturday night in the Inn’s basement!!! We hear that Big Britches Erin seemed quite cheerful and was mouthing off at SPEEDSTER Nova! One of the male warlords tried to talk smack to Baroness of the Old Temple Hottie Pirate Teagan but she didn’t have patience for any of it! She told him he was out of his league and Big Britches Erin jumped in to have her back. We love all the back talking women!

SPEEDSTER Nova took no notice and was soon back to causing trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan, Rix, Hottie Hodge! The trio of boys bashed fellow duelers, checked each other’s noses for who knows what, and insulted one another while Hottie Hodge did her best to keep them in line. What a thankless job THAT is!

Posted: March 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We wonder what Deadbeat Dad Alex thinks of CHARITY Jewell actually approving of his new chick! CHARITY Jewell was actually spotted in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night with Jalleia, introducing Jalleia to one of her many rugrats. We find this whole scene terribly odd. We prefer Deadbeat Dad Alex with a woman who is completely indifferent to his kids. It makes life so much more dramatic. This Jalleia seems FAR too nice!!!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta was in a fine mood as she slung drinks behind the bar, including a mudslide to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee who wasn’t interested in the green beer Atalanta was hawking. Oh how we HEART a good mudslide! It seems that PAARTY Girl Atalanta was in rare form due to St. Patrick’s Day…. and who is surprised that PAARTY Girl Atalanta would be excited to celebrate a holiday that focuses on getting absolutely wasted??? Head Pussy Panther has GOT to be excited about the night’s overflowing till as it seemed Atalanta was handing out the alcohol just as quick as she could. Among the many drinkers of the night, our sources spotted DoD-er Rena with an entire bottle of whiskey, Boy Toy Aaron doing a jello shot, and Locke sipping on Irish coffee. Atalanta must have made some MAAAAD money because everyone tips better when they’re drunk!

And what would a night of drunken debauchery be without PAARTY Girl Chase??? She was seen hanging out as well in the company of Quel… who is evidently suckered in by her beauty or just really stupid! We have to admit, though. We HEART the delicious brand of trouble that follows Chase! She’s is fan-drama-tastic! Plus, we have to admit that she’s cut back on her flirting at least a bit over the last week. She and Quel seemed pretty close Monday night. Maybe Quel’s decided that he just won’t let her out of his sight! That’s probably a pretty decent plan!

Later in the night, Jewell returned in a STUNNING emerald dress. We hear she’d come straight from partying the holiday up at her husband’s bar, the Powder Keg, to lecture Atalanta for the green beer on Stephen and Robert’s behalf. WHAT?!?! How drunk was she to do something on Stephen and Robert’s behalf??? And wasn’t she just a wee bit out of place wearing THAT dress surrounded by drunken, unwashed pirates??? Either way, Atalanta assured her that she was quite familiar with the Bible and, despite what Stephen and Robert claims, dying beer green in honor of St. Patty’s day is not a sin.

Wowzers!!! We hear that Venom Vinny’s wife Querylon was seen in the Inn having a conversation with two of Vinny’s “gal pals” — the recently single Hina and TRASH-tastic Jade!!! Evidently Querylon is doubting her marriage with Venom Vinny and was going to the women that he seems to spend quite a bit of time with for answers. We have a feeling that Querylon left with more questions than answers!!! Venom Vinny better start smoothing things over reaaaal quick if he wants to save his marriage! This one is definitely on the rocks.
TRASH-tastic Jade didn’t seem the least bit sympathetic towards Lana when Lana began discussing her cold feet over her wedding… which is supposed to be Saturday!!! We still have no idea who this guy is that she’s dating but we doubt she’ll go through with it. We’re sure Jade agrees with us when we say that this new guy is totally Lana’s attempt to make Michale jealous! Now that Michale is clearly prepared to marry Sarah and her scheme didn’t work, Lana is having second thoughts!!! ….At least that’s our thoughts on the matter.

The sarcasm and flirting was HAWT and HEAVY between SPEEDSTER Nova and Big Britches Erin Monday night in the Outback! They were seen sharing fruit and Big Britches Erin was overheard promising SPEEDSTER a kiss should he duel her. One of these days these two are going to give into the OBVIOUS chemistry!!! She did stop her flirting long enough to stern lecture The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan for making fun of Redneck Cowboy Jake who was not present for the evening’s silliness. Ditch the redneck cowboy, Big Britches!

One of our sources reported back to us that The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan wolf whistled at Cute Single Dad Bane when he took off his shirt for a duel. Ummm…. certainly odd for a married man, no??? We’re not the only ones to think so! Luscious Lydia looked torn between laughing and beating up SMOKIN’ Sartan for looking at her man in that way! Don’t mess with Lydibane, Sartan!

Posted: March 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! Who turned the Red Dragon Inn into a playground for tots??? Friday night saw waaaay too many kids hanging out. They gave our sources such the headache that they used up our ENTIRE supply of the wonderfully, fabulous Ache-Be-Gone… which just so happens to be one of our MAJOR sponsors. See the ad to the left and check with your local pharmacist or apothecary for availability!

Ethan was overheard complaining to Chase (what are these two doing spending time together again, btw???) about the number of rugrats in the Inn. We don’t tend to agree with him that much but isn’t there some place better that kids can be hanging out besides THAT seedy place???

When our sources finally felt it safe enough to return, the Inn was clear and DoD-er Rena’s new man Aaron was hitting up Awesome Alain for a job! Alain seemed to take a liking to the man but we think he should hold his judgment. Aaron seems a bit on the hot headed side to us! Maybe that’s what Rena finds so appealing about him. Iiiiinteresting development, nonetheless!

As if the gorgeous Juliane and Katarina aren’t enough of a problem for poor Johnny, we hear that the young Natalia was out late… probably well after her curfew! She was seen hanging out with her two older female relatives and Jolyon. There’s going to be quite the cadre of gentlemen callers for Johnny to beat away soon enough!!!

Doc Eva seems to like to surround herself with like-minded, beautiful women! We hear that the woman she was buddying up with on Friday night goes by the name Izira. The pair shared a bottle of bourbon and some friendly conversation with Ghost. Doc Eva barely seemed to notice her rumored “close friend” Tucker…. but perhaps she was trying not to!!! We hear that Tucker was keeping company with a strange little bird. The new girl seems a bit younger than Eva and waaaay different! Very odd.

The minute we use this blog to stick up for Bad Boy Wil when CHARITY Jewell was making catty remarks about how fast he was moving on after his break-up with Eless, he goes and shoots himself in the foot! Come on!!! We hear that he was boozing it up Friday night with the SAME WOMAN!!! Evidently her name is Siren. Ugh. We can only assume that with a name like that and boobs as big as she has that she spends most of her nights giving lap dances! Somebody should stamp “REBOUND” on this chick’s forehead. In fact, we even hear that he was seen leading her up to her room late into the night. Le sigh!

We hear some major drama went down in the Inn’s basement Arena Friday night!!! Cute Single Dad Bane was having a grand time with his lovely new lady Luscious Lydia and several friends, including Big Britches Erin and G’naughty G’nort, when Baroness of Dockside/Jumpin’ Beds Jaycy stormed in and ripped him a new one for not informing her that their son was sick. Oh, so now she wants to be a mother??? Bane kept his cool while the crazy woman ranted and raved. When she stormed out, he was hot on her heels. We are SO NOT A FAN!!!

When Cute Single Dad Bane rejoined the party, things were obviously not kosher between him and Luscious Lydia. Our sources weren’t the only ones that noticed either. We hear that even the SUPER OBSERVANT (can you feel the sarcasm?) SPEEDSTER Nova and The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan felt the tension between the pair. We sure hope Lydibane can survive the DRAMAZ of a crazy ex!

Posted: March 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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LOVE IT!!! We hear that within about thirty seconds of meeting Venom Vinny Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn that new girl Caitlin had already deemed him a “playboy”! If you remember correctly Caitlin was the chick that started that mess with Ethan not so long ago. The jury was out on her after that but that comment to Vinny MELTS our cold little hearts! This girl is absolutely one of our new favorites.

Stitch really isn’t making any friends these days. It seems that ever since Potter Piper stopped hanging out with him, he’s been getting into a loot full of trouble!!! He somehow irritated Tass enough for Tass to issue a slew of threats his way and then turned on Krazy Kitty. Skid attempted to lessen the tension but failed miserably. We hear by the end of the confrontation Stitch was the one bleeding…. but was by his own hand. WHAT?!?! We think the kid’s lost the few marbles he had bouncing around in that empty skull of his.

CHARITY Jewell and her idiot husband of far too many months already, Stephen, were spotted in the Inn. You can always smell when Stephen and Robert’s ships are in at port. The stench of unwashed men makes the city rank! Anyway, the pair were overheard being quite snotty when they saw Bad Boy Wil being comforted by a female friend. They missed the conversation where Wil was busy spilling out his heart to the unknown woman about how much he misses Eless and how little sleep he’s gotten in recent days. Instead, when she went to hug him in sympathy, they assumed he was moving on and made some down right catty remarks about how quickly Wil was rebounding! Who’d a thunk CHARITY Jewell could be catty?!?! Riiiight, not a catty bone in her body!

It seems like things are smoothed over between Hina and Skid…. at least in a way. Skid was overheard inviting her to move back into his lair or whatever. But it’s clear that the pair are NOT back “on” and are only living as a family for their son’s sake. In fact, Hina was overheard stating that she has a date for Saturday night!!! Good for her! We’re tired of watching her be unappreciated by Skid. The men in this city need a serious wake up call sometimes!

The lovely Taneth was seen in the bowels of the Inn at the Arena catching up with some of the less than savory characters that she knows in the duels, including Imp who was on duty calling! She seemed as lovely as always and was in quite the spectacular mood. Speaking of lovely women, Wyh Not was also seen looking FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC in the Inn!!! HAWT stuff! We HEART Wyh and Taneth sightings!

Lydibane are indeed still going strong it appears! The pair were inseparable Thursday night in the Arena as they chatted with Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort. It seems that Lydia believes that G’nort’s not a big fan of Redneck Jake’s and accused him of that which G’naughty G’nort denied! Considering the pretty intense argument the pair had over reports of Erin leaving G’nort’s house in only one of G’nort shirts, we don’t think Lydia went too far out on a limb with that one. In fact, it seems that Redneck Jake is struggling to get many of the men in the dueling venues to give him a chance!!! We wonder if it’s because they’re all protective of Big Britches Erin or if it’s because they all want to see her with SPEEDSTER Nova like we do!!!

Posted: March 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wow! The men in this city are such PLAYERS!!! We’ve reported that Adrienne has been seen in the company of a man named Morgan recently who has seemed to really have charmed his way into her pants in the past week. We think this guy is a bit sleazy but he seems to have some game! Wednesday night it wasn’t Adrienne he was macking on but Hina who is certainly in a vulnerable place. In fact, he was seen leaving with her!!! Now Adrienne’s new to town but we don’t see Hina’s friends allowing this guy to take advantage of her. Morgan is seriously cruising for a bruising!

Frat Boys Cole and Dirk were spotted in the Red Dragon Inn hanging out with TRASH-tastic Jade and Rocky Road Rhy! The girls craziness seemed to seep into the boys who were acting a bit goofy themselves. Those two guys are still full of FIERCE hawtness, though! Such an adorable couple!

Rocky Road Rhy sobered up a bit when Brandon’s girl Lyren came in all a mess. It seems that Brandon’s missing and it was up to Rocky Road Rhy to console her! Awkward much??? Who goes to your boyfriend’s ex for sympathy??? Kind of odd, we think but all those girls are a bit left of center. Anyway, we’re sure Brandon’s fine. We don’t buy his good guy routine. We bet he went off with his boys on some gambling/boozing/womanizing trip and will be back in a week or two with a hangover and a lighter wallet!

DoD-er Rena and Potter Piper were overheard questioning Krazy Kitty on her wedding plans. It seems that she STILL hasn’t planned very much, including a date!!! We are starting to not believe it! We think Kitty and Tass have a secret date already picked out and they’re just not telling anybody to keep the press from finding out. What a freaking bummer! Kitty is also still dropping hints that they may, in fact, elope. NOBODY WANTS THAT!!! This has to be a giant nontraditional affair and we neeeeed an invite!

OMG, Johnny! You must do something! Katarina and Juliane are quickly becoming the two HAWTEST young bachelorettes in the city but with that distinction comes some mighty unwanted attention! The pair of lovely ladies were seen spending time with Jolyon and BAD BOY WIL! Ohz noez! Not Bad Boy Wil?!?! Johnny really needs to make sure those girls are escorted more often when they’re spending time in the Inn!

Big Britches Erin was overheard by one of our sources saying to Luscious Lydia that she’d marry SPEEDSTER Nova if she could!!! Heeeeellooooo! Maybe she was being sarcastic but we have a feeling that Redneck Jake isn’t going to be too fond of her saying that either way. He’s certainly the controlling type! In fact, Redneck Jake was indeed spotted in the Outback later in the night making sure that his girl wasn’t getting into any trouble. Erin is sooooo…. well…. whipped for lack of a better word!

Posted: March 15th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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- “If Matt ever cheated on Koy, his dentist would be removing bits of her high heel.” We totally HEART Kitty!

- ” Frank fights like a chicken. Plenty of squawking and dancing around.” So claimed The Bum Phillipe! We’re publishing this because we want to see Frank kick The Bum Phillipe’s you-know-what for saying it!

- “I am pregnant with Veighn’s love child! I could not wait for Stephen to get out of jail, and Veighn offered to take me out on that..um..hearts and naked baby day so we went out. He woo’d me quite well, I must say. I only threw up a little bit when he licked me with those three tongues this time.” So claimed CHARITY Jewell. We’re more disturbed than amused, really.

- “Asians are hot, man.” Another classy Graziano line from Tony.

- “Who wants tae be goin’ out…tha’ requires spendin’ money…me I jus’ be lookin’ fer a quick ride tae tuna town on the skin ship.” Robert even comes close to offending US sometimes!

- “Oh, see, that ain’t gonna work then. I keep my va-jay in check, and non-tuna-y.” Was Trixie’s response to Robert’s above comment!

- “What page are you guys on in the Kama Sutra?” Baker to Pipes and Perry in an attempt to see how serious their relationship was. We HEART this question as a deciding factor on whether or not two people are a couple or not!

- “Stitch’s a jackal, not a dingo, Hina. He did NOT eat your baby.” Bree to Hina in response to Stitch’s claims that he made a snack out of her son.

- “I’m the most kick-assinest Tender in this dump of a city.”  Baker makes up a new word. We should keep a dictionary of Baker-words!

- “Don’t you beat me up both morally and emotionally damn near every time you see me?” SPEEDSTER Nova to Big Britches Erin after she gave him a hard time for not dueling her.

Posted: March 15th, 2008 under Overheard.
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