Teeny Tiny, Itty Bitty Wednesday!

The Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet Wednesday night! However, Lil’ Bit Lirssa was seen tending to what few customers braved the chilly weather. We’re pretty sure that little girl spends more time behind the bar than any tender Head Pussy Panther has on his payroll! He should snatch her up before another bar owner does. She not only is pretty good at the job but she certainly knows a good solid 3/4 of the city. It’s always good to have well-connected bartenders! The kids that serve in the Arena are younger than Lirssa!

Connar and Chief Mischief Maker Eless looked quite cozy and absolutely adorable! We’re so glad that Connar finally got his girl after all these years. He’s been into C.M.M. Eless since we started reporting in RhyDin! This is truly the sort of love match that just makes us feel all warm and gooey inside. They’ve been spotted quite a lot recently, hanging out in the Inn and drinking together laaaate into the night and we hear that he walks her home quite often. However, when their friends ask about the possibility of marriage, C.M.M. Eless still says that it maybe centuries before they wed. What a bummer! They really have to wed in our lifetime. We would be just sick if we missed such an occasion!

The Tour de RhyDin regular fists stage had the Outback absolutely packed with contestants and spectators. Yet, one person stuck out like a sore thumb. Lil’ Black Book Jaycy. Our sources were more than anxious to report back to us that she was seen hugging on and cuddling with a Pslyder action figure doll. We wonder if it was anatomically correct. You know, complete with a teeny tiny, itty bitty — what??? Anyway, we continue to be shocked and dismayed by L.B.B. Jaycy’s behavior. We sure hope he’s drugging her or something because there’s NO WAY our Jaycy would stick with one man so long without causing trouble. This is crap!

Speaking of crap, it seems that Joey and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan are sort of serious about… well, at least about calling the other their “girlfriend”. Again, who knows exactly what that word means in their worlds??? Joey was overheard introducing S.P.G. Teagan to Duci as her girlfriend. We hear that S.P.G. Teagan seems quite interested in Joey’s new friend. Yeah, we bet she was. All it takes to keep S.P.G. Teagan’s attention is a vagina. Seriously, those two girls need to find significant others who are grounded and… well, have at least a little bit of moral backbone. We don’t think they’re all that bad. Just seriously misguided.

Much to the dismay of Sartan’s best friend, Nova, and his wife, Rory, he did go through with his challenge against Dizzy for the right to hold Icedancer! It seemed that no amount of warnings about the trouble those opals could cause from Speedster Nova could deter Smokin’ Sartan. We are curious about Smokin’ Sartan’s choice for opals to go after since he picked the very same Opal that Nova has so much history with. In fact, Speedster Nova was the first holder of Icedancer and it allegedly drove his ex-wife bonkers. Some here at the Den of Gossip would contend that Speedster Nova drove his ex-wife bonkers… but the important part is that Speedster Nova contends that it was the opal. We have to wonder if Speedster Nova’s a little pissed. It’s one thing to ignore his warnings but to thumb his nose at the warnings by going after the same opal that Nova has so much history with??? That just seems a little wrong.

Smokin’ Sartan was able to best Dizzy and earned the right to hold Icedancer. We sure hope for his sake that Speedster Nova was being overly cautious. Congratulations, Smokin’ Sartan!

Edited: January 26th, 2010

CrushBob Tuesday!

That Aaron sure is one clASSy guy! It’s no wonder he’s such good friend with Dean. Tuesday night found the pair of them in the Red Dragon Inn doing what it is that they seem to do — get drunk and hit on loose women. Dean was once again seen with Susan while Aaron had put his sights on a blonde that we hear goes by the name Aila. It seems that Aaron was actually trying to get her drunk before making his move on her. We’re pretty sure he didn’t have to go to so much trouble. This girl was really into his vibe. Where did these two guys come from and why are these girls putty in their hands??? Seriously, have a bit of respect, ladies! Can’t you all see through their bull???

We hear that the Outback was really hopping Tuesday night as some of dueling’s finest came out to get some duels for the Tour in! Napoleon was wearing the yellow jersey to signify his position in the Tour currently when he showed up to bash some heads in under the CrushBob banner. Yeah, we have no idea what that team name means and our sources actually heard teammates Smokin’ Sartan and Speedster Nova expressing confusion over it as well. It’s just further proof that the Gov MAN-tastic Matt has taken one too many blows to the head over the years.

Odd. One of the Taneths told Crazy Train Tara that she didn’t like her. So totally not like Taneth! Tormay is STILL not back so we can only assume that he’s still trying to find the answers to Taneth’s problem. We do miss Our Darling Taneth so! C.T. Tara was not at all offended by Taneth’s remark. In fact, we hear that she responded that most people don’t like her. On the subject of C.T. Tara, we hear that she was utterly petrified of Kheldar for some reason. Odd, isn’t it? Of course, Kheldar is a pretty big guy but when is C.T. Tara afraid of anybody? Particularly the person who is seen as one of the kindest, gentlest duelists out there? That girl is completely bonkers!

Edited: January 26th, 2010

Overheard Around Town!

- “Kids are the worst kinda STD’s one can get. You gotta feed em.. water em.. change the litter box.. #$%^&*  that.” And that, folks, is why Brale Brother Reap will never be voted RhyDin’s Most Eligible Bachelor.

- “There’s a lost and found box. We can borrow things from there. I’ve found top hats, and muffins, an’ socks.Or maybe a beret. I would like a french snowman. He would be holding a baguette also.” Is Rowdy Rekah not the cutest thing in the entire world???

- “Do you people have any idea how difficult it is to kidnap Santa’s elves an’ force them to do slave labor for you?!” Wow. Crazy Train Tara gets a little more frightening ever year. Don’t worry, kids, Uncle Lucky Lawyer Lucien, will keep big bad C.T. Tara from ruining Christmas.

- “Aymeric, I know yer a bit confused from all that inbreeding, but a whore is yer mother… ye know a woman of indiscriminate tastes that isn’t exactly sure who was her last bed partner.” Ouch! This is exactly the sort of burn that is making us totally fall for Fiora!

- “At least you’re supporting your local brewery. That’s practically being an environmentalist, right?” No, not really, Quinn.

- “I guess I can cross, ‘Get violated by a dragon’ off my Things To Do in Rhydin list, finally.” So claimed Harris after being sat on by Mega Mom Icer.

- “You use men’s testicles as a speedbag and the Alliance of Rhydin Diseases is considering changing the name of their most common check up package from “The Jaycy” to “The Teagan”. Why should I not me afraid of you?” Actually, Nova has a really good point. We’re pretty afraid of Teagan now too.

- “My name and the word alimony are synonymous.” Crazy Train Tara kills us!

- “Oh God. Do you know how much that nose cost me?!” Wow. Yep, Joey really did say that to Kelathe in the Outback after Kelathe kicked her in the face.

- “Eleanor Day is when everyone greets each other with right hooks.” So said Eleanor. Remind us to stay home on Eleanor Day! That sounds a bit dangerous!

Edited: January 11th, 2010

To The Court Wednesday!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa spent some time tending the bar at the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night. She certainly seems to be doing that a lot lately, doesn’t she??? The Many Faces of Fio asked her about her plans for her tips and she mentioned that she was going to use them towards her debt with Awful Ali. Really? L.B. Lirssa is paying Awful Ali for a debt that T.M.F.O. Fio doesn’t know about??? We’re telling you. It sure seems like there’s trouble in paradise! Those two don’t seem to be on the same page AT ALL anymore! We can’t have the first couple we’ve ever married go breaking up! It can’t happen!

The Dread Kidd Pirate Stephen was in the Inn telling (not asking) Crazy Train Tara that she was paying for his guide to the “seelie court” which we understand is a collection of faeries. C.T. Tara had quite a few questions about why he wanted her money to get a guide to this court but T.D.K.P. Stephen would not give her any answers. C.T. Tara wouldn’t give him the money without getting to go along which was a demand that Stephen eventually gave into.  He also spoke with Brale Brother Reap who advised him that he could get Stephen in touch with Spade who might be able to guide him to the seelie court. We have to wonder if this has something to do with Jewell. The timing certainly is suspicious! Maybe he is pretty torn up about her loss after all.

Cowboy Jake and the Marvelous Mira spent a bit of time together, having drinks and chatting. We’re still surprised that he’s being so patient and hasn’t asked her to marry him. That proposal can’t be too far away, right? They were making plans for New Years and he’s definitely smitten with her. We’re not sure if she’s just keeping her feelings close to the vest or if her last relationship has left her a bit burned but we’re still not totally sure if she’s as into him as he’s into her. We have no idea why! He’s absolutely PERFECT for her!

While Harris is awfully good at picking out the new HAWT talent in the Inn, his friends Smokin’ Sartan and Speedster Nova have the market cornered in the dueling venues, particularly the Outback. They jump on new girls faster than you can snap your fingers! Smokin’ Sartan spent a good portion of Wednesday night trying to hook up Speedster Nova with a tall blonde named Penelope. We’re just not so sure how into him the chick was. She’s definitely a hottie, though. Perhaps a wee biiiit out of Speedster Nova’s league.

The first of the round of Opal challenges went down Wednesday night in the Outback as FLAWLESS Koy, the holder of the black opal, faced off against G’naughty G’nort. This was another challenge in which there didn’t seem to be any bad blood but FLAWLESS Koy did seem to question whether or not G’naughty G’nort understood what he was getting himself into with the black opal. The pair faced off in some of the Outback’s infamous rings as Lil’ Black Book Jaycy officiated. G’naughty G’nort took the first match but FLAWLESS Koy took the next two and, therefore, defended her title.

Congratulations to the holder of ShadoWeaver, Koy!

Overlord Tical was awfully busy! He was seen in conferences with two baronesses — a renegade and his newest loyal. He had a short conversation with Lil’ Black Book Jaycy but our sources could not determine what it was about. L.B.B. Jaycy has always been vocal that her loyalty only goes to her closest friends but seems to support Tical’s reign despite her alignment. Our sources tell us that Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan’s conversation with him had more to do with the events of the previous night. It seems that they discussed her loyalty and S.P.G. Teagan seemed confident in her decision.

Our Darling Taneth was acting odd again Wednesday night. We hear that she was back in the Outback trying to get the titleholders to let her give them assistance. Overlord Tical quickly pushed her off on Baroness Teagan who wasn’t able to get rid of O.D. Taneth so quickly. There is something really unsettling about this behavior. It’s definitely making the titleholders uncomfortable. It’s also a bit dangerous. Not all the titleholders are good people. Very very sad.

Edited: January 3rd, 2010

Eye On The Opals Tuesday!

Brale Brother Reap was seen at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn on Tuesday night giving Quinn a shoulder to cry on and supplying her with alcohol. It seems that Quinn was all upset because her boy, Dean, had taken off. There should be some sort of rule that B.B. Reap isn’t allowed around alcohol and other people’s girlfriends. Unfortunately for B.B. Reap barely before he was able to start putting his moves on Quinn, Dean was tossed out of the Nexus and into the Inn. The pair had a sappy reunion over beer. Blah.

B.B. Reap wasn’t left without entertainment for too long because our Eve walked through the door. That’s right! You read it right! Eve! She was her typical ridiculous self too! We hear that she was trying to get Nigel to kiss her hand… because he’s British and that’s what British people do. Don’t blame us for the crazy reasoning. We don’t make this stuff up, we just report it! Based on her remarks, it seems that she is NOT looking for a new man. Evidently, she was overheard talking about Brale Brother Baker and it seems that the pair’s relationship remains cemented in alcohol and off color jokes!

A sizable crowd gathered in the Arena to watch as the Warlord Teagan pressed her right to challenge against the Baron of Dragon’s Gate, Cassius! Although Cassius had been pretty harsh with the warlord since the challenge was issued there didn’t seem to be any bad blood between them. It seems most wrote the comments Cassius made as just him being his typical grumpy self. In fact, Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan even said in her challenge that she had chosen Cassius because he would be the most difficult “challenge”.

The talk of the night wasn’t Arena politics, though, but the Outback’s opals! With the rash of opal challenges (on the date in question all the opals were under challenge) interest in the infamous objects has been raised yet again. They do seem to have some odd impacts on their holders — some opals more than others and some holders more than others. Some of the Outbacks regulars are a little nervous that the challengers don’t know what they’re getting into. FLAWLESS Koy was overheard explaining the situation, at least the best its understood, with Deliciously Sinful Sin and questioning Old Man Tass about his interest in them.

They weren’t the only ones deep in discussion about them, though. Speedster Nova, who’s ex-wife/baby mama went bonkers thanks to an opal, has been trying to convince Smokin’ Sartan not to go after one for quite a while. So far he’s convinced Smokin’ Sartan to put it off. Sartan is not one of the most recent challenges but has continued to discuss the possibility.

The Baron Cassius chose a single match format match after declaring his loyalty to the current Overlord, Tical. However, Tical did not intercede nor did Cassius ask him to do so. The match remained neck in neck until the end when S.P.G. Teagan pulled away for the win. Cassius took the loss on the chin and didn’t seem too terribly upset. In fact, he was overheard saying that if he hadn’t have lost this barony he would have no way of attempting to tie Cletus Ganderfald’s record of most baronies held. In fact, it was Teagan who actually seemed irritated at the end of the match when there was some issues about her loyalty. The Overlord, Tical, advised her that he did not care if she went renegade or loyal and it seemed as if Teagan would go renegade until her friend, Maria, asked her to go loyal. Teagan go loyal did but it led to what appeared to be a not so friendly conversation between the two Crew members, Tical and Maria. We’re not really sure what loyalty means to S.P.G. Teagan anyway since she’s not even exactly loyal to the people she’s sleeping with. Guess we’ll see!

Congratulations to the new Baroness of Dragon’s Gate, Teagan!

Edited: January 3rd, 2010