Teeny Tiny, Itty Bitty Wednesday!

The Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet Wednesday night! However, Lil’ Bit Lirssa was seen tending to what few customers braved the chilly weather. We’re pretty sure that little girl spends more time behind the bar than any tender Head Pussy Panther has on his payroll! He should snatch her up before another bar owner does. She not only is pretty good at the job but she certainly knows a good solid 3/4 of the city. It’s always good to have well-connected bartenders! The kids that serve in the Arena are younger than Lirssa!

Connar and Chief Mischief Maker Eless looked quite cozy and absolutely adorable! We’re so glad that Connar finally got his girl after all these years. He’s been into C.M.M. Eless since we started reporting in RhyDin! This is truly the sort of love match that just makes us feel all warm and gooey inside. They’ve been spotted quite a lot recently, hanging out in the Inn and drinking together laaaate into the night and we hear that he walks her home quite often. However, when their friends ask about the possibility of marriage, C.M.M. Eless still says that it maybe centuries before they wed. What a bummer! They really have to wed in our lifetime. We would be just sick if we missed such an occasion!

The Tour de RhyDin regular fists stage had the Outback absolutely packed with contestants and spectators. Yet, one person stuck out like a sore thumb. Lil’ Black Book Jaycy. Our sources were more than anxious to report back to us that she was seen hugging on and cuddling with a Pslyder action figure doll. We wonder if it was anatomically correct. You know, complete with a teeny tiny, itty bitty — what??? Anyway, we continue to be shocked and dismayed by L.B.B. Jaycy’s behavior. We sure hope he’s drugging her or something because there’s NO WAY our Jaycy would stick with one man so long without causing trouble. This is crap!

Speaking of crap, it seems that Joey and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan are sort of serious about… well, at least about calling the other their “girlfriend”. Again, who knows exactly what that word means in their worlds??? Joey was overheard introducing S.P.G. Teagan to Duci as her girlfriend. We hear that S.P.G. Teagan seems quite interested in Joey’s new friend. Yeah, we bet she was. All it takes to keep S.P.G. Teagan’s attention is a vagina. Seriously, those two girls need to find significant others who are grounded and… well, have at least a little bit of moral backbone. We don’t think they’re all that bad. Just seriously misguided.

Much to the dismay of Sartan’s best friend, Nova, and his wife, Rory, he did go through with his challenge against Dizzy for the right to hold Icedancer! It seemed that no amount of warnings about the trouble those opals could cause from Speedster Nova could deter Smokin’ Sartan. We are curious about Smokin’ Sartan’s choice for opals to go after since he picked the very same Opal that Nova has so much history with. In fact, Speedster Nova was the first holder of Icedancer and it allegedly drove his ex-wife bonkers. Some here at the Den of Gossip would contend that Speedster Nova drove his ex-wife bonkers… but the important part is that Speedster Nova contends that it was the opal. We have to wonder if Speedster Nova’s a little pissed. It’s one thing to ignore his warnings but to thumb his nose at the warnings by going after the same opal that Nova has so much history with??? That just seems a little wrong.

Smokin’ Sartan was able to best Dizzy and earned the right to hold Icedancer. We sure hope for his sake that Speedster Nova was being overly cautious. Congratulations, Smokin’ Sartan!

Edited: January 26th, 2010

Naughtied Out Thursday!

Awww! We hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa was seen giving a gift to Prof. Jolyon Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn. She scurried off and he didn’t open it there in the Inn which is a bummer because we’re dyyyyying to know what was inside. We wonder if that’s one of the reasons she’s been seen tending bar as of late! Was she trying to raise the money to get gifts for those closest to her??? If so, that’s completely adorable! We hear that Prof. Jolyon seemed quite happy to be getting a gift from his student! How cute!

Cowboy Jake and Marvelous Mira certainly looked quite cozy as they discussed holiday plans while sharing a table and drinks at the Inn. We hear that he convinced her to play Mrs. Claus to his Old Saint Nick! OMG! We sure hope that he picked out a very naughty Mrs. Claus outfit! Oh, don’t roll your eyes at us! You know for a fact that you want to see Marvelous Mira all naughtied out as much as we do! There’s a closet freak in that conservative gal somewhere!

We think it’s pretty darn hot when Head Pussy Panther is behind the bar and behind the bar he was laaaaate into Thursday night! We hear that he made Chief Mischief Maker Eless a cup of hot cocoa and she was overheard saying that nobody makes hot cocoa like H.P. Panther makes hot cocoa. Heh. Are we the only ones who took that to an entirely naughty place??? Oh, come on! You know an Eless-Panther pairing would be HAWT! It’s such a shame that both are taken!

Ugh. On the opposite end of the hotness spectrum — you know, the extremely un-hot, utterly disgusting range of it — Speedster Nova and G’naughty G’nort were having a discussion on sex that took TMI to the extreme. We found out how little action Speedster Nova’s gotten since that crazy duelist chick who gave him his daughter like a decade and a half ago. We also found out that G’naughty G’nort gets regularly tested to make sure he hasn’t picked up anything and that his wife is still clean. We think we’re going to be sick.

OMG! Say it ain’t so! Our sources are reporting back to us that Nice Guy Neo is actually dating that utter walking mess of a girl, Kelathe. No, no, no! Is it completely impossible for that guy to find a nice girl??? We know for a fact that she’s slept with Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan because she’s announced it in the middle of the Arena…. although, that is something that she and Neo share in common since he has slept with S.P.G. Teagan as well. AND she’s got some kind of weird relationship with Lil’ Black Book Jaycy and Not-so Sly Pslyder. We just don’t think this is the sort of girl that’s going to make a relationship work with the very conservative N.G. Neo. Please, please, PLEASE, Neo. We beg you to take your time with this one. Witness all the crazy this girl has to offer before you get in any deeper!

Edited: December 22nd, 2009

Sex, Sex, and More Sex Thursday!

That Rowdy Rekah sure is an interesting girl, is she not? We hear that she got some onlookers interested last night when she was staring up at the ceiling and talking of the possibility of snow…. in. the. Inn. No lie. She had even Dean and his girl, Quinn, staring up at the rafters in confusion. And then it started to snow in the Red Dragon Inn. And, really, we shouldn’t be surprised because we doubt it is the first time or the last time that it has snowed inside the Inn. In fact, there was enough snow for Rowdy Rekah and Quinn to make  a cowboy snowman!

We hear that Dean got distracted when hearing tell of the plight of the children of this city from Darkmere and Kendall. It’s a very grim story indeed. Far too many children end up in orphanages or, worse yet, on the streets. We hear at the Den of Gossip are trying to do our part! The Hallow Star School we started services a small number now but we’re hoping to grow it as funds become available! If you’re looking for a way to give back this year, there will be a part for the kids who go to Hallow Star as well as their friends in the school cafeteria a week from tomorrow. We could use all the volunteers we can get! Be sure to give back this holiday season!

Crazy Train Tara was in a mood when she stormed into the Inn looking for Head Pussy Panther… because she “smelled” him. It seems that C.T. Tara is quite upset that somebody stole her Winter Wonderland decorations from the Inn. Our sources claim that the gingerbread house was actually made of human remains. Lovely. H.P. Panther didn’t seem to receptive in helping her look for the culprit but didn’t stand in her way. She’s evidently planning a public beheading in the Marketplace already for the evil doer. We’re quite glad that blame can’t be pointed towards us!

Lucky Lawyer Lucien also went round 13098563952390 with C.T. Tara. This time it was again over his new girlfriend. We’re still pretty sure C.T. Tara has no idea that the lady L.L. Lucien’s loving all on is Bekah. Anyway, he was saved from further threats when Charna came falling down the stairs. Yep, you heard us right! Falling. Down. The. Stairs. Only she could look beautiful lying in a heap at the bottom of the stairs. Thankfully for L.L. Lucien, it was just the distraction that C.T. Tara needed!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless and her longtime love, Connar, seem to still be getting along quite nicely! Well, ‘quite nicely’ is a bit of an understatement. We believe our dear friend C.M.M. Eless might be a wee bit smitten! The pair were veeeery cozy in one another’s company. He seems so perfectly sweet to her! If only he could manage to stay in town. We hear it’s his work that keeps him away but there’s no acceptable excuse for staying away from a woman as lovely as C.M.M. Eless!

O!M!G! The PIMP Imp was up to his usual antics in the Arena Thursday night! It seems that he’s trying to put together a woman’s team for the upcoming Tour. We hear that he was trying to convince Capt. Aja and Kid Doc Anya to join up. It seems the ladies weren’t sold on his sales pitch. That  certainly didn’t stop him for feeling up a good handful of women and being a general nuisance. It’s good to see him back in action! He’s on leave from calling and we do hope he finds his way back to the couch soon! Why? Well, you see we’ve got this bet going on the date that some woman will finally be sick of his grabby hands enough to wring his neck and our date’s coming up fast!

This is why Kid Doc Anya annoys us. She’s up in EVERYBODY’S business! We hear that she was overheard telling Rico that the Baroness Real Estate Mogul Rena had told Lil’ Bit Lirssa several days before that she didn’t have a beau, causing concern for Rico. WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT TO HIM??? She’s clearly trying to break the pair up and you want to know why??? Because the three female baronesses that were at the WLT thought she was disrespectful to the former Overlord Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and R.E.M. Rena was the most vocal of these. This is totally sour grapes! Of course, R.E.M. Rena denied she had a beau to L.B. Lirssa! L.B. Lirssa is a kid and has a tendency of teasing her friends that do have boyfriends. R.E.M. Rena is a quiet, low-key girl who doesn’t want to be the center of attention. That’s something that K.D. Anya does not get AT ALL. We’re sure she’ll whine and complain about this mention as she always does because EVERYTHING is about her but this is  not. This is about Rico and R.E.M. Rena who seem quite happy together! We want to see love blossom, not be cut short by negativity!

Well, well, well! Darien, a reporter for that piece of trash Post, cannot seem to keep his hands and lips off of K.D. Anya… which of course she allows because she’s clearly lacking something in her life that she thinks can be filled if only she drags enough men into her bed. It looks like Keeper Neo took a bit of offense to it! The pair started to scuffle outside and ring and then took it into a ring where the insults and blows continued. And even when out of a ring again, Darien continued to insult Neo. Not cool. Not cool at all.

After the increase in rumors (that have been on going for 8 years and through his engagement and her marriage) over an alleged relationship between the Wrecking Crew’s Maria and Hot Toddy Tical, we’re not quite sure what to think of a very public spat the pair had in the Arena. It seemed to revolve around her loyalty to the Overlord which has been a point of contention between her and the Crew who are not the Overlord’s favorite people in the world. There’s been talk of some sort of deal but no details have emerged.

Lil’ Black Book Jaycy is going to kill us for backing out on our deal but we do have SOME journalistic integrity…. We hear that Hypocrite Psly ADMITTED in the middle of the Arena to sleeping with Shakira willingly! Shakira was a nutso CRAZY murderess! Total bad guy. We’re dismayed but not so shocked. Hypocrite Psly isn’t the goody two shoes that he wants everybody to think he is! He’s  just interested in sex, sex, and more sex.

Edited: December 14th, 2009

Ms. Monday!

Heh. Things haven’t changed a whole lot in the last couple years, have they? Some of the faces may have changed but Brale Brother Baker is still asking them to pour ale on the breasts. Yeeeep! B.B. Baker was overheard asking Kendall to make him some brale. Evidently Kendall had no idea what brale was and, thankfully, B.B. Baker was too distracted by drinking to go into any details. We think she might be just the type to cut him for the mere suggestion!

B.B. Baker missed his partner in crime, Brale Brother Reap, by minutes evidently! Such a shame! It’s been too long since we’ve seen them in action together. That’s not to say that B.B. Reap isn’t fully capable of causing trouble all on his very own. We hear that he was overheard telling PJ (not the original one but the college girl) that Head Pussy Panther should install ale taps on the other side of the bar, should keep the dragons out of the Inn so they don’t blow snot on patrons, and there should be more breasts. We’re sure that H.P. Panther will get right on that. By the way, is anybody shocked that B.B. Reap became fast friends with a sorority girl???? Yeah, didn’t think so.

SUUUUPER Des two nights in a row??? We’re shocked! Pleasantly, of course! She was seen strolling into the Inn Monday night and greeted Mega Mom Icer. But it was her conversation with B.B. Reap that got our sources some MAJOR news! It seems that SUUUUPER Des is now MS. SUUUUUPER Des. She is no longer married! And you know what newly divorced women are looking for, right??? Sex without strings attached! You go get ‘em, girlfriend! B.B. Reap certainly looked interested.

Bekah and Lucky Lawyer Lucien were quite entangled late into the night when she arrived. It’s good to see that Crazy Train Tara hasn’t offed her yet. It’s really just a matter of time. We’re ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE that C.T. Tara will not allow this to stand. You don’t date one of C.T. Tara’s men without her written permission. They didn’t last long in the Inn. Not soon after Bekah got there, L.L. Lucien was whisking her off…. and we can only imagine where he was taking her. There’s something entirely yummy about that pair!

Quite the crowd gathered in the Outback for regular dueling as well as for a match between Tass, the holder of Pathfinder, and the creature known as Jiggly! Tass took the first duel but Jiggly took two nail biters after that to secure the title. Old Man Tass put up quite the fight against the odd little creature, though!

Congratulations has to go out to Jiggly even though we’re pretty sure it’s not the reading sort!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa was overheard telling Real Estate Mogul Rena that she’s doing much better in her lessons these days… which we’re glad to hear! The pair did some catching up while watching the duels. And they were even joined by Doc Eva and Manly Mason! We hear there’s been some tension between R.E.M. Rena and Doc Eva since we’ve been away. No idea why. But things seemed fine and dandy Monday night as they hung out and watched the duels go down together!

Smokin’ Sartan is STILL trying to hook his boys up with no luck! Poor Speedster Nova is going to die a spinster! And Randy Rix is going to become a cat figurine collector! Slutty Pirate Teagan still seems far more interested in Smokin’  Sartan than either of his friends and while Smokin’ Sartan tried Maria, she didn’t seem all that enthused either. We know that Crew fans are going to accuse us of bringing up old, unfounded rumors and we’re sure that their respective representatives will issue official denials by morning but Maria and Hot Toddy Tical have been seen together a lot lately.  Take it for what you will!

FLAWLESS Koy really needs to get a handle on it! What is wrong with that girl??? She was seen trying to fight in a fair amount of pain Monday night and then when she pulled off those padded boots she’s been fighting in, she had cuts all over her feet! And they were bleeding everywhere! Why in the world was this girl in a ring??? Her husband, The Gov MAN-tastic Matt, is going to be livid when he hears about this!!! We hear that Doc Eva went to work and lectured the Un-FLAWLESS looking Koy about fighting in her condition. Ridiculous!

Edited: December 8th, 2009

Old Flames, New Chances Tuesday!

Our sources report back to us that the cutie pie Amber was seen back behind the bar Tuesday night fighting off crickets. Yep, you read that right! Crickets! There was quite the unusual attack of the little insects. It’s a good thing that RhyDin doesn’t have health inspectors! Can you only imagine what the Inn’s health rating would be??? Head Pussy Panther better get an exterminator out! Pronto!

We hear that Caitlin’s man has not been seen around recently and last night she was seen AWFULLY excited to see her old flame, Aaric! She’s been pretty torn up over the loss of her father a year ago and we really loved how she and Aaric were together. They fell right back into an inimate conversation like no time at all had passed. She certainly seemed to be hanging on to his every word and he seemed as head over heels for her as he’s always been. The pair were seen leaving together and we sure hope this works out for them!

Oddly enough Keeper of Water Neo was all smiles on Twilight Island Tuesday night. No word as of yet as to what had him in such a lovely mood. Our sources did spot Doc Anya hugging him and kissing on his cheek. We sure hope he isn’t thinking about joining her harem. He deserves a good girl that will put him first. We hear that he was quite excited for Duel of Magic’s All Ranks Tournament which is scheduled for Tuesday, August 11th at 10 pm. We hear that the prizes that Topaz is offering are fan-freaking-tastic! It’s time to jump on this before it’s tooooo late! Unfortunately, if dueling fanatics will have to choose between that and the much talked about baronial challenge between Anubis and Sullen Sal. What a bummer that they’ll both be happening the same night!

We hear the old jokes about dueling groupies and we roll our eyes… but we think we just may start to be believing those rumors! May is really starting to fit the bill. After flinging herself at Randy Rix, it now seems (if you are to believe what she and SLUTTACIOUS Darcy say) she’s now moved on to Jin. Oh. My. Goodness. This girl is a walking, talking train wreck. Please, please men of RhyDin, tell us what you find so darn attractive about these two girls… besides their reputations as willing to take their clothes off at a drop of a hat and being down right easy.

Edited: August 5th, 2009