Chainsaw Saturday!

The Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet Saturday night. However, we do hear that Doc Eva was seen in a very intense sort of conversation with Nigel. Oh, don’t fret! We don’t think Doc Eva is planning on giving up Manly Mason (since he was in the room at the time chatting with Mac) and Nigel seems pretty smitten with Charna. We hear that Charna has been ill recently so we have to wonder if Nigel was questioning her in a professional capacity. The pair were definitely trying to keep from being overheard. You know the quickest way to get the Gossip GangSTAR staff curious is to whisper something we can’t hear!

Crazy Train Tara had her chainsaw out again for one reason or another. Our sources wisely keep their distance from C.T. Tara when she has her chainsaw or flamethrower out. It did lead to Mad Cow Kazzy telling a story to Doc Eva and Manly Mason that confirmed that she and Grumbling Grem are still a couple. Evidently he recently got stuck in cement (no idea why) and M.C. Kazzy had to use a chainsaw to cut him out. So Grumbling Grem and M.C. Kazzy ARE still together…. or at least that’s what half of us here in the Den of Gossip believe! Some still hold out that M.C. Kazzy is just crazy enough to have killed him and stuffed him in her closet and that’s why he hasn’t been seen out in the usual haunts lately. They don’t think this story is believable because there’s no way Grumbling Grem is crazy enough to entrust M.C. Kazzy with using a chainsaw so close to his body. What do YOU think?

Well, well, well. Mini-Frank Cor has been keeping a pretty low profile recently but our sources spotted him Saturday night in the Arena throwing down. We hear it has been two years since he was in a ring but he did pretty well. Potter Piper certainly seemed pretty impressed. We were surprised to hear that she was hanging out in the Arena as she’s been pretty anti-dueling and has often been overheard trying to convince her good friend Rena to spend less time there. She and M-F Cor chatted for several minutes. He is single now! We wonder if Potter Piper is going to make her move! They would actually make a pretty cute couple. The only problem is that M-F Cor doesn’t have much of an attention span for girlfriends. They come and go awfully quickly around him!

Edited: February 13th, 2010

Pour A 40 For My Homie Sunday!

What in the world has the Red Dragon Inn come to??? We hear that Brale Brother Reap was seen trying to calm Dean down after he got into it with Lang. We’re not entirely sure what the argument was about. We do hear that it had something to do with marriage and Dean’s live-in girl, Quinn, seemed quite upset. We sure hope that they’re not already talking marriage. The relationships in this city are utterly ridiculous! What’s more ridiculous is that B.B. Reap would be playing the sage advice-giver. What sort of alternate universe is this? Our sources tell us that through the whole thing Eleanor was sitting at the bar, speaking to Dean’s girl, Quinn. Could this change in B.B. Reap be due to Eleanor???

Leave it to Keaton to spot a hot little brunette before us! We have to admit that we too are falling for the saucy little Fiora! She’s got quite the little mouth on her. Like Keaton, we’re not incredibly sure what her relationship with the rather spoiled Aymeric is but she does seem to play the role of excuse-maker for him quite nicely. We hear that when Aymeric offended Ilyona, Fiora even tried to step in to smooth over the offense… at least for a moment or two and in her own special way. Seriously? We think we’re in love. She’s totally our sort of trouble maker and we can’t wait to see what she does next!

Our sources report that Potter Piper arrived quite broken up after learning of the deaths of Jewell and her children. It’s so sad and so tragic. She was consoled by Chief Mischief Maker Eless and the pair drank to Jewell’s memory. On a side note, interestingly enough, they ran into Rico in the Inn and Eless was overheard telling him not to listen to his rumor-mongering friend. One guess as to who she could have possibly been referring to with that statement! We’re glad that people are seeing through the act!

We never saw this one coming! Evidently Lilli spent some time at the hearth having a drink with none other than Zev! Our sources are telling us that this is hardly the first time that they’ve been seen in each other’s company and that when together Zev certainly seems to pay attention to his companion. They actually even talked about going out laaaate into that very night to get tattoos. That’s some kind of date! Certainly not what we’d expect from either one of them… but then again we’re STILL having a hard time imagining the pair together at all! We’ll keep our eyes out for it!

It seems that G’naughty G’nort’s wife has not disappeared as everyone assumed! She was spotted Sunday night getting some duels in with him at Fight Night in the Annex. Rumor has it that she’s been spending a good deal of her time remodeling their home. We have to wonder if she’s making room for some kids! Isn’t it about time that these two got hopping on creating little G’norts and Kajas??? Maybe G’nort just wants her for nefarious deeds! We hear that Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was doing some hardcore hitting on Kaja and Kaja certainly didn’t seem uncomfortable about the advances. There was even talking of, you know, inviting L.B.B. Jaycy over for the night. Classy!

Due to some practically ancient history, the Wrecking Crew’s Maria who was hanging out with fellow Wrecking Crew member, Kheldar, didn’t look all too pleased to see Kaja. The two women seemed to be doing everything in their power NOT to notice one another. BORING! We haven’t seen a knock-down, drag-out girl fight in a loooooong time!

Mad Cow Kazzy graced the Annex with her presence Sunday night! She was seen giving her best friend’s guy, Danny, an awfully difficult time when he asked for one of the cookies she had. In fact, she made him get down on his knees and beg. Yet, when Jay came over, she readily gave one up to the handsome dueler! Interesting, no??? Think Grem should be a bit worried??? She and Jay did chat for quite a while after the cookie-giving. We have to admit that we’re a bit intrigued!

Edited: December 30th, 2009

Biggest, Baddest Sunday!

We hear that Brale Brother Reap and Elite Eleanor were once again spotted together at the bar having a quiet discussion and were seen leaving together. He has seemed to be on his best behavior as of late and our sources have even described him as “attentive” to Elite Eleanor. We have to start wondering. Could that woman really turn one of the Inn’s biggest bad boys around??? That would be a feat to write home about!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa was behind the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night helping Head of the Fam Johnny out as he tended. Things got quite dramatic when some teenage boy came in and upset Lirssa to the point that she was crying! And yelling at him! So not like Lil’ Bit Lirssa AT. ALL. We hear that H.O.T.F. Johnny had to hold L.B. Lirssa back and Mama Hen Sianna along with Kendall tried to stop the boy. He evidently put up one heck of a fight and left both ladies bruised before disappearing. Awful Ali and the Many Faces of Fio showed up just in time to console L.B. Lirssa who seemed quite shaken by the entire incident. Wow.

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was seen looking fabulous with the lovely Potter Piper! Yep, you saw that right! Potter Piper was in public! We hear that she’s been quite busy with her work and her friends have given her quite the hard time about being more social so we shall as well now. WE MISS YOU, POTTER PIPER!!! Oddly enough, one of Potter’s best friends, Real Estate Mogul Rena, was not with the duo. In fact, our sources say it’s been about a week since they’ve seen her in public. We sure hope she’s okay! We do hear that Potter Piper was quite interested to hear about R.E.M. Rena’s new man, Rico. Don’t you think that Potter Piper is going to totally dig Rico???

Some things never change! And one of those is PAAAARTY Girl Chase! She may occasionally switch out her drinking buddies. These days it seems that some chick named Scully is doing the honors. Yet, P.G. Chase remains the hard drinking, low brow humor loving girl that we’ve all come to know and feel sorry for. She hung out with her friend, Scully, and Scully’s man, Playboy Shane. He had just broken up with a girl when we went on hiatus and we hear that he’s already living with this one! Evidently the idea of ‘taking it slow’ has never crossed his mind.

Grumbling Grem sighting! Seriously! We’re not even playing! And it seems that he and Mad Cow Kazzy are still going just as strong as ever. They were seen all lovey dovey in the Inn laaaaate into the night. We hear that he’s been kept pretty busy with work but luckily for his work habits he has the most easily distracted girlfriend in the entire world. By the way, M.C. Kazzy was twirling a purple sparkly baton Sunday night. No idea why. The girl is completely bonkers but in an entirely amusing sort of way!

Down in the Inn’s basement Annex, a crowd gathered for not only the Fight Night duels but also a challenge match for the Old Temple Barony! Old Man Tass pressed challenge against the Loyal Baron Xanth but nobody was going to let it be that easy. The Overlord Anubis who stood as his baron’s second interceded on behalf of the baron which O.M. Tass found a bit surprising. We’re not so sure why he thought the Overlord wouldn’t test him. Could another Warlord have made a deal with him??? Either way, Anubis wasn’t backing down so the renegade Baron Lil’ Black Book Jaycy stepped in to champion O.M. Tass. After a looooong duel, L.B.B. Jaycy was defeated and O.M. Tass had to step in. He was able to defeat Anubis but maybe the match wore his old legs out because when he finally got in the ring with the Baron, he didn’t seem to have much left. Xanth easily beat him and earned the right to hold on to his ring.

Congratulations, Baron Xanth!

There were quite a few people on hand to watch the match! The Our Darling Twin Taneths were present and sporting cute little cheerleader outfits complete with pompoms in order to support O.M. Tass. For some reason we’re really just not at all surprised by the many Taneths. All the more cuteness in our book! The Taneths were overheard trying to convince Joex that he should let them find him a ’sweetheart’. OMG! That would be awesome. We’re all about Joex getting a girl!

Rumor has it that Merchant Antonio found his way into the Arena Sunday night. We still think that he’s being drugged. No way does a conservative, macho guy like Merchant Antonio like the fact that his wife-to-be Kid Doc Anya is not only banging another guy but plans to marry another guy on the same day she’s marrying him. This is really the most bizarre thing ever. We still think he’s going to wise up and end this before the wedding date. He’s not even hanging out with his old friends anymore! There are so many alarm bells going off over this one! We’re just shocked and dismayed it’s continued this long!

We hear that Merchant Antonio did talk to some of his friends a little while K.D. Anya hung off her newest man, Darien, who evidently was whispering sweet nothings in her ear even while M. Antonio was nearby. Yuck. Anyway, M. Antonio did get an opportunity to briefly catch up with Ms. Wyh Not as she called the Fight Night duels and she even introduced him to her lovely friend, Roran.

Deliciously Sinful Sin seemed to think it was a good idea to give Rowdy Rekah a Badsider. Yeah, you read that right. We hear she got a weeee bit tipsy! We’ve got a feeling that Awful Ali and D.S. Sin are going to have words about this. We only hope that we get to be in the room when they do!

Edited: December 21st, 2009

Hands Off Her Man Saturday!

Therapist Chryrie really seems to be falling baaaaadly for Psycho Skid! It’s almost enough to start wondering what sort of spell he’s put on her!  She was overheard admitting Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn to Queen of Class and Sass Sylvia that she’s been spending much of her time these days either working or with Psycho Skid. Psycho Skid has been in a surprisingly upbeat mood as well which was even noticed by Den Mama Sid who was tending bar. Could it be the “L” word????

Awesome Alain is having none of this Proposition 37 business! In fact, he was overheard telling Psycho Skid that his people will SHOOT anyone trying to enforce such a regulation. Wow. Now that’s taking civil disobedience to an unhealthy level. We agree that it is a very bad idea and will refuse to register our names. However! We don’t believe that violence is the best solution! That’s Awesome Alain, though. He tends to jump to violence as a method for solving problems first and foremost.

We are hardly the only ones interested in Awesome Alain getting married, by the way! We hear that Real Estate Mogul Rena and Therapist Chryrie were overheard discussing the idea with him. Q.O.C.A.S. Sylvia was overheard telling A. Alain that he should just tell people that he is indeed married. Oh, dear sweet Q.O.C.A.S. Sylvia! There is no fooling the one and only Marc Franco!

Laaaate into the night one of our sources spotted Potter Piper! NO LIE! She was evidently hanging out with R.E.M. Rena and Therapist Chryrie, discussing the current gossip. We hear that Therapist Chryrie was practically livid over some unnamed woman’s unwanted attention towards her man! Really?!?!?! First of all, it’s Psycho Skid! Second of all, who would dare even look twice at a man of her’s??? Well, we doubt that woman will be interested very long because Therapist Chryrie made it quite clear that not a soul except her would lay a finger on Psycho Skid! MEOW!

Captain Misty was seen with a friend in the Inn’s basement Arena Saturday night. Seems her friend was almost shell shocked by the backlash towards magic that has rocked this city. We hear her friend’s name is Krys and that she intervened to try to help the victim of an angry mob and instead became it’s target. She had ugly things shouted her way and objects thrown at her. This is starting to get a bit frightening!

Just when SLUTtacious Darcy’s man is having a bit trouble with her slutty behavior, she goes off and decides to hold a jello event??? Will this girl ever learn??? She was overheard telling Simmering Sivanna about it in the Arena. Simmering Sivanna seemed just as confused as we are! Perhaps SLUTtacious Darcy will spend a bit more time with Simmering Sivanna. We really hope her classiness will wear off on the troublesome young woman!

Edited: September 5th, 2009

Slow and Steady Sunday!

Reality Check Brandon has been seen with quite a lot of women lately. Quite a lot of women other than PAARTY GIRL Chase who seems to be MIA! Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn our sources spotted him chatting up that pretty new thing Niamh and Darcy! Perhaps it’s all that time he’s playing with Playboy Shane but that boy is becoming downright trouble! We wonder what PAARTY GIRL Chase will have to say about all his “female friends”. Actually, forget it, we doubt she’ll even notice through her hard liquor colored glasses.

Aw! Our Darling Taneth is the cutest thing ever! We hear that she gave blankets and a sweater to Awful Ali! He was appropriately grateful. A bit later her behavior got a bit odd once again. We hear that she was overheard telling her “brother”, True, that she never gets hurt. When he brought up the incident the night before she had no idea what he was talking about. Odd, no???

As for True, it seems that he and Marvelous Mira are getting awfully close! She came back in town and the pair were seen sharing a reunion hug and kiss right in the middle of the Inn. Slow and steady wins the race! These two are definitely moving slowly but this seems to be a solid match! They spent most of the evening joking and laughing and just enjoying one another’s company. Adorable! We know why O.D. Taneth loves the pair so much! We do too! We hear that BLUE Mish gave True an awfully difficult time about his intentions towards M. Mira later in the night. Evidently True passed with flying colors as BLUE Mish seems to approve of the relationship!

As for a couple that is NOT moving slow at all, we hear that Michiko and Caine were looking at plans FOR THEIR NEW HOUSE!!! Does this strike anybody else as a very bad idea??? Wasn’t it just last month that she and BLUE Mish were Adam and Eve’ing it??? We find this a biiiit of a rush. We’re still absolutely certain that this relationship is mere months from going up in glorious gossip-producing flames!

Deliciously Sinful Sin was seen all wrapped up around The World’s Hottest Helston Fio whispering in her ear. We wouldn’t be too worried about this if we were Psycho Skid, though. D.S. Sin has the attention span of a gnat. He’ll have moved on by tomorrow. There are far too many good looking men and women in the world for D.S. Sin to tie himself down to just one!

We hear that Lucky Lawyer Lucien and Awesome Alain were having a very brisk, business-like conversation. Neither of them had their happy faces on. Iiiiinteresting. Part of us would love to know what was going on and the other part is scared to death to know. It usually doesn’t mean good news for RhyDin when these two have their heads together!

Kid Not-Doc Anya looked like a walking germ Sunday night. Not at all pretty! However, in between dropping her young male friends’ names, she did get a little work done on the charity event that she and her friends’ are putting on. We hear that she’s hired that cute new girl, Cara, to do photography for the event under VeeJay’s suggestion. We’re hoping that VeeJay can guide those cougars in the right direction with this event! Hiring a photographer seems like just the sort of ingenious idea that we would expect from VeeJay!

OMG! The Dread Pirate Stephen wastes NO time at all! He was seen macking on yet another chick Sunday night. It seems that Lilli is his current easy lay of choice! The pair were seen engaged in some serious kissing. Yuck! Somebody needs to hose that girl off now. We have no idea what the attraction to pirates is but no matter how disgusting/raunchy/unkept they are, they always seem to have more than their fair share of female companionship! We suppose that women just like bad boys and RhyDin is no different.

We hear that Queen of Class and Sass Sylvia was catching up with an old friend named Kruger. Yep, that’s the very same Kruger who T.W.H.H. Fio held at knife point earlier in the week. Despite the close in counter, it seems that Kruger decided to brave the Inn once again. It seems that Kruger is a smith looking for a good apprentice.  We’re not sure how he knows Q.O.C.A.S. Sylvia but the pair definitely seems to have a shared history. Iiiinteresting!

Potter Piper!!! Oh, how we have such a soft spot for her! We hear that she made one of her very rare appearances in the Inn and was seen chatting with Chief Mischief Maker Eless while she tended the bar. Those two women are trouble personified and WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!! We do hear that Potter Piper’s smile briefly faded when she caught sight of Psycho Skid. They certainly do share a pretty checkered past…. but we have to wonder what grudge she’s still carrying against him! The ladies were also seen catching up with the lovely S’jira. Not a finer trio of women in alllll of RhyDin!

Edited: May 3rd, 2009