A Stinger Thursday!

Our sources reported back to us that The Many Faces of Fio and Awful Ali seemed to be playing out some sort of classic porn movie Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Okay, so there was no full frontal nudity but there were some really corny lines about a plumber coming to lay pipe. Really, we can’t complain about these two. On the adorable scale, they’ve officially reached pinch-a-baby’s-cheek level. Awful Ali is actually starting to grow on us! We hear that Deliciously Sinful Sin was not so impressed. We hear that he was seen rolling his eyes at the corny lines. Oh, come on, D.S. Sin! You know you love it!

D.S. Sin wasn’t without his own bout of icky cuteness for the night! We hear that for the first time in what seems like FOREVER he was spotted with Sullen Sal! We were starting to wonder if these two were still together. Sullen Sal has been spending a lot of time in the dueling venues and D.S. Sin has been seen spending a lot of time alone with bottles of alcohol. It certainly didn’t put any rumors to rest when our sources spotted them having a pretty intense argument in the Inn.

We hear that later into the night Psycho Skid walked in while T.M.F.O. Fio and Awful Ali were necking. A bit later, T.M.F.O. Fio were seen having a very frank discussion. Awkward, much??? It’s a bit sad actually. Psycho Skid FINALLY gave up his bad behavior and started acting like a grown man…. just in time to be dumped for Awful Ali! That’s got to sting!

What do you know? SLUTTACIOUS Darcy and Playboy Shane belly up to the bar and together once again. And FINALLY the pair began discussing the possibility of the two of them going out on a date. It’s about freaking time! This friendship has all the makings of one HAWT and SPICEY summer fling! By the end of August one or the other of them will cheat and it will make for a FANTASTIC blow-up of a break-up. Let’s get it started!

It seemed to be the night of strung out RhyDin Princesses. Redhead Princess Tara was talking to some doll and seemed quite confused about her own life. She wasn’t too confused to miss out on saying some not so nice things about her husband to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, though. And Badsider Princess PJ was looking ROUGH! When did she get so fugly??? We sure hope that there’s no Red Orc Brewery photo shoots coming up soon or else they’re going to need to get a SERIOUS make-up artist… and maybe a touch-up artist as well! We’re not exactly sure what’s going on in her life but she needs HELP! Quickly!

Edited: June 15th, 2009

Not For Profit Monday!

Grumbling Grem often has a sour expression planted on his face but we hear that Monday evening he was spotted looking down right pissed off in the Red Dragon Inn. Once Mad Kazzy showed, his ill humor did seem to ease a bit which suggests to us that his rotten mood was about business, not his personal life. G. Grem and M. Kazzy were just as cuddly and over the top as ever!

The Many Faces of Fio was spotted with a dog. That’s just what every crazy girl needs — another living being that depends on them. Hopefully, Awful Ali will lend her a hand. He certainly seems to be spending a lot of time with her lately. The pair seemed completely enraptured with one another as they shared dinner and the company of the lovely Rekah. If A. Ali and T.M.F.O. Fio get any closer, we’re going to have to start calling them Alfio! This relationship is actually starting to grow on us. You have to admit that they’re pretty darn cute together!

That Kacey seemed awfully jittery! We haven’t seen much of her these days but she was in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night making short work of some scotch. When a fight erupted in the Inn causing some loud noises, she was seen jumping to her feet and appearing quite a bit startled. We sure hope things are okay with her! She was seen chatting with Chief Mischief Maker Eless later into the night. We’re sure that if anything’s wrong, C.M.M. Eless will make it right again! She’s just that AWESOME!

Speaking of C.M.M. Eless, we hear that she was interrupted while talking to Redhead Tara by Lil Lirssa who took the opportunity to pressure C.M.M. Eless to take on one of her friends as an apprentice. C.M.M. Eless seemed eager to accept the help. We hear that L. Lirssa has been spending quite a bit of time these days finding jobs for orphans. In a way it’s a shame that the girl seems so dedicated to non-profit work. If she took those skills and her mad crazy connections towards a for profit venture, she’d be rich within the week. All the better for the orphans of RhyDin that she has not! We’ve got to say that we’re greatly impressed by the little lady she’s turning into!

Well, well, well! It seems that Badsider Princess PJ and Brale Brother Reap are certainly looking like quite the couple! We hear that they were doing some major macking on one another. Surprisingly enough, we have a feeling that there might be more than one or two women in RhyDin who are disappointed that B.B. Reap seems to be a taken man! B.B. Reap has been keeping company with quite a few pretty women in recent months. B.P. PJ has always seemed to have a special place in his heart, though. Better believe we’re going to be watching to see where this heads!

You’re NEVER going to believe who was in the Outback calling duels Monday night!

How’d you guess??? That’s right! it was SUUUUPER Des! No word as of yet on where she has been hiding out or what she’s been up to in recent months. She was too concentrated on the matches to talk much to her friends. She certainly seemed to be in fiiiiine form, though! They don’t get any lovelier than SUUUUPER Des and we’re SUUUUPER glad that she’s back!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt seemed a bit shaken. With the troubling news facing the city, it’s no wonder he’s a bit upset. It took a long conversation with FLAWLESS Koy to get him to calm down. Our sources reported back that he looked quite broken up. This second term certainly seems to be weighing on him! We hope that it doesn’t become a burden for their marriage! With a new baby in the house and challenging careers, we’re certain there under more than enough stress!

Edited: June 6th, 2009

Smutty Wednesday!

We totally have to agree with Intern Pain in the Ass! Ballerina Katarina is insanely HAWT! And we’re absolutely sure that her new, grown-up look has to be credited to her fashion designer boyfriend, Lil’ Boy Blue Locke! The pair were seen Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn and the RhyDin Theatre and Opera House’s star was ROCKING a cream dress with a delicate orange blossom print! Her and L.B.B. Locke were inseparable!

Mama Hen Sianna certainly has been keeping quite the eye on Head of the House Johnny! And as well she should after what happened last year! He was behind the bar slinging drinks and his pretty wife was present at the bar. Mama Hen Sianna was also keeping an eye out for the Little Lass Lirssa! And it’s good to know someone is! L.L. Lirssa was busy setting up a new girl in a room at the Inn. What a sweetheart!

My, my, my! PAARTY Girl Chase certainly is drinking hard even for her! She and Lilli were at the bar throwing back shots and bottles of beer like there was no tomorrow. To make matters even worse the pair was in the company of Brale Brother Reap and later Hussy Hina. We actually had hope for Lilli but she certainly does not keep good company! We think that Reality Check Brandon is going to have a thing or two to say about P.G. Chase’s recent behavior! Could this be the nail in the coffin of their relationship?

Wow. We almost don’t believe this but after all this time Brale Brother Reap and Badsider Princess PJ seem to be BACK TOGETHER!!! There should be a law about combining that much drunken sluttiness. We have to love B.P. PJ, though! She might be a COMPLETE disaster but she sure increases our circulation which increases our advertising revenue! B.B. Reap and B.P. PJ were spotted by our sources macking on one another in the middle of the Inn much to Brale Brother Baker’s disgust. We hear that he, in fact, labeled the coupling “gross”. If she was kissing on B.B. Baker or another woman we feel that he’d have an entirely different word for it.

Edited: May 25th, 2009

Punch to the Nose Sunday!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was bumming it Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn! Our sources spotted her chatting with Brale Brothers Reap and Baker as the duo knocked back ales at the bar. The pair got into some sort of argument about the location of all the loose women and lesbians in RhyDin which ended with Reap slapping Baker across the face. Wow. Certainly not stimulating conversation by any means. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee certainly found the pair entertaining, though!

The Many Faces of Fio and Awful Ali were NOT entertained, however. We hear that B.B. Baker reeaaaally started flirting it up with T.M.F.O. Fio which led to A. Ali jumping into the fray when T.M.F.O. Fio started getting uncomfortable with B.B. Baker’s advances. It got so heated that T.M.F.O. Fio actually punched B.B. Baker in the nose!!! Needless to say, T.M.F.O. Fio is not a Brale Brother fan!!!

That’s okay because one of their biggest fans arrived to soothe their heartache! Badsider Princess PJ!!!! The beer spokesmodel was on hand and looking as SLUTTACIOUS as ever! B.B. Reap seemed to have a hard time keeping his hands off of her and she helped stop the nose bleed that T.M.F.O. Fio’s nasty left hook caused. Those are a pair of lucky, lucky boys!

Mad Cow Kazzy was seen sporting some sort of odd collar contraption briefly while she was hanging out with her man, Grumbling Grem! We knew that deep down she was a very, very naughty girl but we didn’t know she was down right kinky!!! Actually, we’re not all that surprised that Grumbling Grem is into such things. It’s always the quiet ones, you know???

Edited: May 21st, 2009

Chemistry Lesson Sunday!

Newcomer siblings Devon (the brother) and AJ (the sister) were seen at the bar sharing stories about their explorations so far in RhyDin. It seems that Devon hasn’t gotten much further than Charley. It seems that Devon who is a former playboy has surprised his sister with just how quickly he’s falling for this Charley chick. Cute. But once a playboy, always a playboy. Just ask Awesome Alain. He’ll be back up to his old behavior as soon as he finds that this girl is as crazy as all the rest!

OMG! Psycho Skid’s old girl, Roxxi, came back into town and it seems that she still has the hots for him! And he certainly wasn’t all that unreceptive to her! The chatting ended and they KISSED!!! In the middle of the Inn!!! Wow. Could Psycho Skid be done with The World’s Hottest Helston Fio??? There was a whole lot of chemistry sparking all over the place! We’ve never seen Psycho Skid so… unsettled!

Mad Cow Kazzy had some sort of accident while working that ended in her being completely covered in hives! We hear that she was evidently wearing some sort of oven mitts to keep from scratching! And Grumbling Grem didn’t seem all that concerned. He’s just like True! What is wrong with the men of RhyDin??? Marry these girls. Make them stop working such dangerous jobs. Take care of your woman like you’re supposed to. Ridiculous!

We’re not really sure what Brale Brothers Reap and Baker were up to the other night but, as usual, they roped Captain Sassy Pants Eve into their antics as well. It evidently had to do with watching the door for a hot girl. We’re not entirely sure what the plan was after the hot girl walked in but as usual the pair got distracted and never completed their mission.

It was a mini-DoD girls reunion as FLAWLESS Koy, Badsider Princess PJ, and Captain Sassy Pants Eve spent sometime telling one another just how HAWT they are! We do love those girls for the sheer amount of gossip that they produce but they do spend an awful lot of time checking one another out. Yes, we all know you’re hot as hell! Yes, was all know that the bunch of you are huge sexual deviants. We’ve been hearing about it for years! Can we move on now???

OMG! Hussy Hina has LOST HER MIND! We hear that she stood up to Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell when L.M.A.M. Jewell began laying into The Dread Pirates Stephen and Robert! Does she have a DEATH WISH??? You never stand up to L.M.A.M. Jewell!!! She evidently completely lost it and went off on Hussy Hina who did not wise up and shut her mouth but continued to stand toe-to-toe with L.M.A.M. Jewell! And then the punches started FLYING! It took Jace and Saucy Serena to pull the pair off one another and neither of the ladies were happy that the fight ended in a draw.

Evidently Deliciously Sinful Sin wandered into the Inn Sunday night with a bullet wound. Niiiice. We’re not surprised at all that he gets himself shot or otherwise assaulted on a regular basis. He just cannot keep his mouth shut. We’re betting that people have the urge to shut it for him quite often. Doc Eva was on hand to pull the bullet out of his arm for him, though. It seems that D.S. Sin will live to flirt another day!

After Doc Eva was done patching up D.S. Sin, she had a pretty major argument about Saucy Serena. We have absolutely no details about what it is about. We can only assume that like us Doc Eva is NOT happy with how much time she’s been seen spending with Prof. Jolyon. We’re pretty surprised to see those ladies go at it, though. Unfortunately, unlike the H. Hina and L.M.A.M. Jewell argument, this one didn’t come to blows. A shame really. Two cat fights in one night would have been GREAT for business!

Edited: May 11th, 2009