Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn started off just the way we like it!!! Frank was seated at the bar surrounded by two vivacious young ladies — AJ and Tarna. Now AJ’s a married woman but she certainly seems to spend quite a bit of time at Frank’s side while Tarna has been seen flirting it up with the big man recently. Tarna seemed to be trying to make it clear that Frank was HER man as Frank introduced the pair!!! We think if the ladies were dogs they may have been peeing on Frank’s leg to mark their territory!!!

Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena still seemed a bit down in the dumps but seemed to be keeping their chins up as they discussed Misfit business Saturday night. Both lovely ladies have been burned in love and our hearts break for them!!! Doc Eva, who still appeared a bit under the weather, joined the ladies shortly after and talked about the Doc’s house hunt!

A late surge of support for gubernatorial candidate MAN-tastic Matt seems to have taken over the city!!! There’s word that The Stitch is offering a ten percent discount on clothes for anyone who promises to cast their vote in his favor which is certainly interesting since Big Britches Erin has campaigned HARD in G’naughty G’nort’s favor and Luscious Lydia took G’naughty G’nort as her date to some of the Fashion Week celebrations!!!

And we know the reason for the momentum switch from G’naughty G’nort to MAN-tastic Matt! We hear that Luscious Lydia TOTALLY went off on G’naughty G’nort Saturday night in the Inn’s basement Arena for suggesting to reporters that they were an item. That, folks, is the explanation for the sudden change in The Stitch’s allegiance! It seems that Luscious Lydia was NOT at all happy to be linked in the press with G’naughty G’nort and gave him what for!!!

Saturday night, another of G’naughty G’nort’s employees in the same of his TDL star Baroness of Old Temple Teagan was seen campaigning for MAN-tastic Matt!!! OMG! G’nort’s going to flip his wig!!! Teagan entered the Inn at Matt’s side and announced that anyone who promised to vote for MAN-tastic Matt would get a kiss from here!!! Too bad Robert wasn’t there for that one! We bet he’d be swayed away from even his brother’s No Confidence scheme.

Badsider Brew spokesmodel, DoD-er PJ Ramirez, made an appearance in the Arena Saturday night looking WAY ready to transition into maternity wear! She looked just about ready to pop out of her cute clothes. Don’t fight the full panel jeans, sister!!! She was seen keeping a VERY close eye on the youngest Graziano boy — Tony.

One of the Arena’s newest warlords, Joex, was overheard discussing his plans for challenging once his peer win hunt is complete!!! It seems that Overlord Roland has gained a fan in the young gun as he stated that he does not wish to challenge one of the Overlord’s loyal barons. That Overlord Roland is one of the most popular overlords that the Arena has seen in YEARS!!! And has anyone else noticed that all but one of his loyal barons are females??? Overlord Roland has a waaaay with the ladies!

Legendary duelist AJ Bird entered the Arena late into the night to the thrill of anyone who is a fan of the history of the sport!!! SPEEDSTER Nova was overheard teasing Frisky Rix about his inability over the years to beat AJ when Hottie Hodge suggested that Frisky Rix and AJ duel. That’s what friends are for, right??? To remind you of your failures. You’ve gotta love Speedster Nova!

We’re way upset that we weren’t there to see AJ (arguably one of the Arena’s most storied barons) in person!!! We hear that Joex even had the honor of dueling him! MAJOR! If we’d been there, we’d so have been all “WE’RE NOT WORTHY!!!”

Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Now typically the honor of choosing who will receive the Overlord Grant is left entirely up to the current Overlord. Making the decision himself just didn’t seem to hold enough drama for Overlord Roland! Instead, he decided to choose a champion and allow each of the barons to choose a champion in order to fight it out for the Grant!

The Overlord’s Champion is also the current holder of the Talon of Redwin, Pirate Girl Teagan. She wasn’t the only hottie given a spot in! The Baroness of Battlefield Park Maria asked for resumes and a series of odd questions in order to determine who would win her entry ticket. CHARITY Jewell won Maria’s heart for having similar interests as Maria — themselves. The Baroness of Dockside Little Black Book Jaycy opened up her book to the “M” page and found MAN-tastic Matt!!! Wouldn’t you be a bit concerned if you were DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy?!?! What sexual favors did Matt have to give up to be the champion of Dockside???

Speaking of sexual favors, G’naughty G’nort, the Baron of the Old Market District, named his rumored mistress Big Britches Erin as his champion. As we first reported, Cas didn’t waste any time nailing down the Baron of the Old Temple Horatio to name him the Old Temple champion. The Baron of Seaside Damien was a bit closer to the vest about his choice. However, few were surprised to hear that his nominee was his old friend/former Overlord Cletus. We would have bet money that the Baron of New Haven Randy Rand would have been suckered by some HAWT female type for his ticket but instead he choose the owner of Red Orc Brewery (the maker of everyone’s beloved Badsider Brew) Jake Thrash. Finally, the newest baron Xavior of Dragon’s Gate choose DoD-er Rena to represent his district.

The champions gathered as did quite the crowd to watch the event! Overlord Roland as well as many of the barons stepped out of the districts to witness the tournament! To make the night even crazier, the calling duties of the fantastic P-Imp were arranged for the evening!

It must be nice to be the owner of Red Orc Brewery. Not only must Jake be an absolute millionaire considering the insane success of Badsider Brew but HAWT models show up to cheer him on!!! DoD-er/Badsider Brew spokesbabe PJ showed up in her usual style (meaning half-dressed) and rooted her employer on. What a lucky duck he is!

Overlord Roland acquired a new loyal baron in such an odd manner that it even seemed to surprise him! After tossing a candy bar to Maria and discussing how much his daughter was a fan of her and Jaycy, Maria was overheard stating that she would be changing her alignment to loyal. Maria’s behavior didn’t get much more understandable as she then carried on a conversation with CHARITY Jewell that our sources tell us was impossible to follow! We think those two women are just totally on the same wavelength — crazy!

Hodge was seen jawing with The Gov Kitty as they watched Smokin’ Sartan! We hear “watched” is a bit of an understatement and that what Hodge was doing was quite close to staring!!! Could the dark-haired beauty Hodge have a thing for the married man?!?! Oooh, we love when the gossip gets dirty!!!

It seems that Little Black Book Jaycy just caaaan’t go a night in public without finding some man to flirt with! Sunday night’s target??? Her fellow baron and fellow horny toad, Randy Rand!!! They were seen making quite the scene flirting back and forth. We’re dying to know if Jaycy’s panties ended up on the floor of the New Haven Barony!

It was the Overlord’s own champion, Pirate Girl Teagan, that emerged victorious from the tournament! Overlord Roland seemed quite pleased to hand the grant to her. No word yet as to who she will challenge.

Congratulations, Teagan!

Posted: January 16th, 2008 under Tournaments.
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Damien has no shame!!! Has he always been such a playboy or is this some sort of sudden change?!?! He was seen in the early evening hours of Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn flirting up Miss Terror of RhyDin herself Renna. The exchange did not appear to be the least bit serious but the pair were throwing down sexual challenges and daring the other to step up to the plate!!! HOT! We’re really starting to be amused by him!

The Inn remained quite quiet all evening. However, our sources did report back that the lovely Eless was behind the bar for several hours and had a sweet chat with Sylvia. It seems that Sylvia’s two and a half year old son is already quite the flirt!!! It also seems that he has quite the little crush on Eless!!! Well, who can blame him?!?! What great taste that little boy has!

Eless seemed quite thrilled to see Bad Boy Darren…. which surprised us until our sources revealed that she was just looking for information on Bad Boy Darren’s little blonde Sugar! Not much has been seen of the sweet little blonde since she moved in with Darren but according to Darren things are still going quite well between the two of them!!! Perhaps staying away from the drama and temptations of the Inn is just what they both needed!

Downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena, our sources finally overheard who knocked DoD-er PJ up! She evidently told G’naughty G’nort that the father of this current pregnancy is the same as the father of her son — Gavin!!! If you remember correctly, Gavin is also the brother of DoD-er Charlie and he certainly seems to have a checkered reputation among the DoD girls, including PJ! Knock us over with a feather!!!

Speaking of the next PJ, out of control teen Alex has been spotted doing numerous things that her sister would probably disapprove of since AJ left on her honeymoon. The latest??? She was seen hanging out in the Arena!!! We have a feeling that AJ would NOT be happy to hear that her underage sis was hanging out with those unsavory types surrounded by alcohol and sharp, pointy objects!

We hear that Hodge and Nova were hanging out late together after duels shut down. Is Nova moving in on one of his best friend’s girls?!?! Awesome!

Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Gubernatorial candidate Wolv was overheard lecturing out of control teen Alex about dating older men Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We don’t buy his big brother routine!!! We think he’s got bad intentions where this mouthy teen is concerned! Wolv scores high on the Perv-O-Meter! In fact, he seemed a wee bit jealous when Alex started talking to another man. AJ better come back from her honeymoon before her lil sis gets taken advantage of!

The Inn was pretty quiet but Antonio got his fill of pretty women while tending the bar. Both Alysia and SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee were present and accounted for. Alysia chatted Antonio up and helped fill his time behind the bar while the customers were elsewhere. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, on the other hand, was again seen flirting away with the playboy Damien! The pair exchanged witticisms well into the night!!! LOVE IT!

Hottie Pirate Girl Teagan always attracts a crowd when she’s calling in the Arena! New girl Alyson was also present and smoooooking which only increased the crowd of horny men. The Randy Baron of New Haven Rand was present with his usual collection of bad pick-up lines and his old friends Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris, Smokin’ Sartan, and Speedster Nova wasted no time in making fun of those lines. You’ve got to love Rand’s gumption, though!!!

The heat index of the room was turned up even higher when DoD-er and Badsider Brew spokesbabe, PJ Ramirez, strutted her stuff into the Arena! Her cowboy, Tex, was on hand and she flirted with pretty much any man she could get her hands on. All the while, her friend DoD-er Rena was passed out!!! PJ seemed to give it little mind but then in PJ’s drunken world the status “passed out” really isn’t all that unusual.

As for Rena, the girl dropped right in the middle of calling and started swinging blindly at Hodge and Soerl who attempted to assist her!!! Odd! When she came out of it she seemed quite confused and made a beeline for the exit!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy missed the drama and came in a bit later to watch PJ’s antics and discuss PJ’s pregnancy in greater detail. No word on who the father of the baby is yet!!! Koy’s husband, MAN-tastic Matt, wasn’t too far behind. He was overheard chatting about piloting space craft with new guy Chase, new girl Alyson, and his partner in crime Smokin’ Sartan. Space men are HAWT!

Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Team Dueling League’s best of the best faced off as the Amethyst Division all-stars took on the Sapphire Division all-stars! The winning division earned home field advantage (the right to make their opponent throw out the first match-up) in the TDL Finals at the end of the year!

Among calls that they are the weaker division despite having the number one team in the league in their midst, the Amethyst All-star team was looking to come to the match hard. They were captained by WRC’s Tony Graziano who was assisted by DTM’s Big Britches Erin. For their captain selections, Tony picked his sister-in-law Ria while Erin choose DTM’s rising star Joex. KGM’s Roland, DTM’s Erin, WRC’s Maria, WRC’s Chris, and WRC’s Bode were all voted onto the team. WRC’s Tony, DTM’s Teagan, ATR’s Topaz, KGM’s Kelten, and MRC’s Kyra also earned seats on the team for having the highest MPDPD’s for their respective teams of the remaining duelists.

The Sapphire Division also fielded strong talent with PWF’s Jack captaining and CDR’s G’naughty G’nort as his assistant. PWF’s Jack used his captain selection for PWF’s Boof while CDR’s G’anughty G’nort used his on CDR’s DoD-er Charlie. TMF’s Sartan, PWF’s Tex, CDR’s Grayson, TTW’s Esper, and CDR’s Tareth were all voted onto the team. While CDR’s Daryl, PWF’s Herbert, TMF’s Little Black Book Jaycy, COM’s Lionhood Rakeesh, and TTW’s Anushka earned seats on the team for having the highest MPDPD’s for their respective teams of the remaining duelists.

Congratulations to all the All-stars for making the team!

However, the real prize is taking home field advantage back for your division! Amethyst scored an early win in their bucket as Overlord Roland took down his good friend Smokin’ Sartan but Kelten was no match for Rakeesh’s super lionhood! With things all even, Big Britches Erin choose to face off against DoD-er Charlie. While the pair have been close friends in the past, things were not hunk dory Thursday night. Although much of their conversation was lost among the din of the crowd, the ladies had words through out the fifteen rounds of the match. Charlie finally gained the win to put another nail in Amethyst’s coffin.

Charlie wasn’t the only DoD-er present! Badsider Brew spokesbabe DoD-er PJ also came out of hiding (under whatever rock she passed out under last) to flirt with whatever hunk of man meat was looking her way! After Amethyst snagged a win with Joex defeating Tex, DoD-er PJ went into action to care for the hunky cowboy. Let’s just say that there were no complaints on Tex’s end!!!

Speaking of hunky, Esper had way too much to be stopped by Ria which evened things up again. Yet, Tareth took a solid victory over Pirate Babe/Talon of Redwin Teagan to push things back in Sapphire’s favor!!! Tareth didn’t linger long in the ring. He and DoD-er Charlie were practically inseperable the entire night! It seems that things are still going HAWT and HEAVY there!!!

After some choice remarks that Smokin’ Sartan made bout Chris Graziano’s sister and wife, Chris was quite thrown off his game. He dropped the last duel to Boof which secured Sapphire’s easy victory over Amethyst. We, however, wouldn’t be too smug if we were Sartan. Chris doesn’t seem to be the type of person that lets things go that easy!!! With both of their respective teams fighting for a place in the TDL Finals, this grudge might not die here!!! Chris was consoled by his BFF RAT-tastic Napoleon… and who wouldn’t just love to be hugged on by an oversized, candy-eating rat?

Congratulations to the Sapphire Division!!!

Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Tournaments.
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- “I’d tell you to keep it in your pants… if you wore pants.” PJ to Imp after finding out that the little sex deviant has a brood of twenty-eight.

- “If there were no standards and no fact-checking, surely the government wouldn’t let him publish, right?” Anastas about our blog! Ha! We’d love to see The Gov Kitty TRY to stop us! We’re THE VOICE of the PEOPLE!

- “I’ve only been married three times, twice to the same woman/whale.” Classy, G’naughty G’nort. Very very classy.

- “There are duels tonight? Is there ever a night someone is not trying to bash someone’s brains in?” Potter Piper has evidently not figured out this is RhyDin! Of course, there’s never a night someone is not trying to bas someone else’s brains in!

- “Come on, Peej. We’re getting drunk. If you fight an orc, you’ll just end up smelling like one.” DoD-er Charlie to DoD-er PJ. These are two CLASSY broads!

- “You know, if we had a winter carnival, they could be climbing walls.” So said the witty Sylvia also in regards to the orcs.

- “Sid is somewhere around ‘Old as Dirt’ and ‘Why aren’t you dead yet?’” Only The Gov Kitty would have the nerve to talk about Den Mama Sid like that!

- “I’ll call you Fred Flintstone.. You make my Bedrock.” One of Sugar’s all-time best pick-up lines!

- “That sounds like too much work. I’ll go with what I’ve got.” When G’naughty G’nort told Speedster Nova to work on his people skills.

- “Governor, G? Would that make you the third horseman after Roland being Overlord and Harris marrying Stick? I think you would be pestilence. Harris would be castration. And Roland would be … what’s that other horseman? Geppo?” Nova upon learning that G’naughty G’nort is a gubernatorial candidate.

Posted: December 24th, 2007 under Overheard.
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We are now proud to present your EIGHTEENTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Atalanta tending bar for a couple hours. The jury’s STILL out on her. However, she seemed quite friendly and almost adorable Monday night behind the bar. We just can’t decide if she’s going to be a drama causer or not yet!

- Stitch seen talking to a redhead that appears to be the exact same redhead that was in the mural on the back wall!!! So our sources found her but they still don’t know her name!!! From the looks of her paint-covered hands, however, she was actually the artist. Aww. How cute! Somebody has a crush on Stitch!

- Soerl and his trollop Savannah in the Inn after he dropped a couple duels in the Outback and Savannah spent the night feeling generally unwelcomed. Soerl was overheard telling Savannah that he and DoD-er Rena are no longer friends!!! Le sigh! When will these men every learn??? You should ALWAYS choose your friends over a chick!

- Awesome Alain doing some hardcore drinking with DoD-er Charlie and DoD-er PJ. Somebody needs to tell that kid that hanging out with those girls is taking the fast lane to kidney failure!!! Actually, Awesome Alain’s probably already in that lane!!! Sexy Sartan broke up the party by telling PJ it was time to go home and lecturing her for drinking so much. PJ actually listened!!! We think that girl has one heck of a daddy complex.

- Wil actually behaving like a gentleman around Eless!!! He seated her, got her drinks, stood between her and a bar fight. It was almost…. chivalrous. We really don’t see this lasting too much longer. One of these days Wil’s going to revert back to his old ways and Eless will get her heart broken. We wonder if she’ll go all Sugar-on-Darren on his ass when he does!!!

- Artemus spending some time chatting with DoD-er Rena. The magically inclined Artemus tends to spend his evenings on Twilight Island but was overheard saying that the portal to those sandy shores was acting up. Perhaps some sort of spike in nexus energy caused it??? Either way, he wasn’t the only of the typically deemed “magic folk” to find their way into the Outback over the course of the night.

- The orc Koruush getting a couple duels in within the Outback’s rings! We wonder what Jake Thrash will think about this??? Is the Outback big enough for TWO orcs?!?! We seriously doubt we’re the only ones desperate to see some orc-on-orc (or orc-on-half orc as the case might be) carnage!!!

- Nutty Rory in the Outback to collect her husband Sexy Sartan for a chat!!! We have no details on the matter but he appeared QUITE concerned. We’d have loved to have witnessed that one!!! Anybody have any ideas?!?!

- Lickable Lydia tossing her drink on Locke!!! Just when we thought we’d found one of the few “nice” guys in RhyDin, Locke went and proved his true colors. WHORE-acious Erin and Lickable Lydia did not find his insults of Cowboy Jake very funny! After Lydia poured a Shirley Temple over him, Locke lost it and threw his own glass against the wall before storming out!!! HILARIOUS!

Posted: November 20th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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DoD-er Rena was spotted by our sources in the Inn Sunday night hanging out with Potter Piper. It seems that Rena was trying to avoid Soerl’s lady, Savannah, who was downstairs in the Arena!!! We are just DYING to know why Rena thinks Savannah is such a skank! After all, Rena’s considered a pretty good judge of character!

Despite Rena’s statement that she was staying upstairs to avoid Soerl’s floozy, Savannah was only present for a short period of time during Nutty Rory’s shift. She was no where to be seen while Soerl was calling his shift! Could there really be trouble in paradise??? Rena certainly seems to have predicted that Savannah isn’t the loyal sort!!!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was overheard trying to convince Brian that as first knight of her country, he should take on a squire!!! Brian seemed a bit reluctant but her logic seemed to sway him in the end. We’re still not sure how we feel about any Ravenlocks around young, impressionable minds! But who dares question the Splendiferous One?

Sianna!!! Our faaaavorite bard was spotted in the Inn Sunday night on the back of her man, Johnny! Despite rumors of a break-up and Sianna’s absence as of late, the pair seemed quite happy to be together and very much in love! Is it just us or is about time that Johnny buy the cow and stop getting the milk for free???

Aw! Cutey Carley looked down right embarrassed when Piper asked her what beau she had her lovely eyes on last night!!! It seems she has her eyes on someone! We wonder who?!?! Could it be the Hunky Carpenter Glenn??? She has been seen with him several times. However, last night he was quite busy speaking about pirates with Miss Mercy. It wasn’t a topic he seemed very fond of!!! Carley saved him from further pirate talk by bringing him to meet Potter Piper and Marvelous Maeve who was still wet from surfing! We just can’t stop LOVING Maeve! Too cute for words!

After spending the night flirting with her man Wil, Eless was AGAIN seen in the company of Connar having an intimate conversation by our sources. The conversation was reportedly in French and, unfortunately, while our sources know the Common tongue, Mandarin, German, Russian, Drow, and several dialects of Elven, they don’t know French. Could she be having second thoughts?!?! Don’t get us wrong, Wil is GREAT blog fodder but Eless and Connar are so PERFECT together!!!

Although, we have yet to see it ourselves, we hear there is quite the art piece on the alley wall these days! Across from the wall declaring “Piper Hearts Stitch” is a gigantic mural of Stitch walking arm-in-arm with a woman that is most certainly NOT Potter Piper. We have no clue who the redhead pictured is but we’re on the case!

SUUUUPER Des and her sidekick Gav were behind the bar late into the night. Gav took off early to go look in after their daughter, leaving Des to finish up. Des had a run-in with the Inn’s latest Orc patron, Koruush, who was looking for his lady love TRASH-tastic Jade in order to give her a present. We won’t ruin her surprise by telling what the present is. All we’ll say is that we LOOOOOVE Koruush!

It appears the socially awkward but very amusing Anastas is Awesome Alain’s newest employee!!! Reportedly much to the chagrin of his competition DoD-er Charlie, Alain is expanding his business out of just private investigation work and more into security work which is Charlie’s corner of the market. We’re keeping our fingers crossed for some nasty fireworks there!!! Anastas is Alain’s newest hire in that department and is quite enthusiastic about his assignments. We’ve heard complaints from teenage market goers that he has actually yelled at them for loitering in front of several jewelry stores!!! GOODNESS!

Speaking of DoD-ers, there was quite the collection of them in the Annex Sunday night. Charlie looked half sloshed and in a piss poor mood. Could it have something to do with the above-mentioned business competition??? FLAWLESS Koy was with her husband MAN-tastic Matt but seemed quite taken with planning Evie and Brale Brother Baker’s wedding. WE NEED AN INVITE!!! Evidently, Koy is planning a dress made entirely of beer bottle labels! LOVE IT! DoD-er PJ was dueling UP A STORM and advised Koy that her ordination papers are on the way so that she may marry Evie and Baker. This wedding gets better all the time!

DoD-er PJ spent her duel getting awfully friendly with the newest titleholder in Swords, Baron of New Haven Rand!!! We bet that girl is waaaay turned on by powerful men! She’s so the sort to have that complex! Her man, Gavin, was not happy with her gallivanting and our sources claim that the pair seemed to be having a quiet but heated exchange afterwards. Ooooh! We HEART drama!

Posted: November 19th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Some nights we are sooo amused by the odd conversation partners in the Red Dragon Inn!!! Friday night it was Guthorm buying Kuddly Kira a mug of cocoa (complete with whipped cream!) that astounded us!!! Kira was quite shy but Guthorm was sweet and kind to her. He scored some MAJOR brownie points in our book for that! We HEART Kira! We only wish her brother would come back around.

The Gov Kitty was overheard stating that Bad Boy Darren’s tattoo parlor will be getting a visit from an inspector sometime very soon. Evidently, the inspector she’s sending is the nastiest she’s got. We’ve got a feeling EVERYTHING will be run under with a fine tooth comb. One of these days Bad Boy Darren’s going to learn NOT to piss off The Gov!!! ….or maybe he won’t. The Gov’s vicious temper was undercut as soon as she was joined by Tass. The pair cuddled and chatted in the Inn until laaaaate in the evening!

Potter Piper had a pretty smile on when Peredhil joined her and Maeve at a table by the hearth! Maeve entertained the pair with stories of her wildlife refuge but we believe that we may have seen one or two interesting looks passing between Piper and Peredhil!!! Could our favorite potter have a crush on the handsome Peredhil?!?! We kind of like him. He may be worthy! They certainly spent a good deal of time together Friday night!

Brale Brother Baker was seen at the bar asking Antonio, who was tending, to point out the drunkest chick. Always the gentlemen, Antonio politely declined the task, leaving Baker to search for his victims all on his own. Thankfully DoD-er Eve came into distract him before he could sharpen his skillz on any unsuspecting young women!!! Eve was a bit distracted in her own right, though, by Eva. Apparently, Eve was convinced that Eva was her evil twin. We think DoD-er Eve may have had it backwards!!!

Speaking of the DoD faithful, DoD-er PJ came in with her new man Gavin and seemed a bit curious when she saw Gavin exchanging their father’s wedding band for their mother’s wedding band with DoD-er Charlie!!! We’re wondering if DoD-er PJ connected the dots like we did!!! She seemed awfully busy asking Eva about food poisoning, though. Is she still not feeling good?!?! We’re starting to worry about her!

After Piper’s new man left the building, Connar came over to keep her and Maeve company. We did get an answer to the blaring question of what happened to Connar and Eless! Connar was overheard by our sources telling Piper that their friendship did not have a chance to bloom into anything more. Awww! We’re so sad for him! However, he did not appear the least bit sad when Eless and Wil joined them at the table. Perhaps he’s moving on already!

Ugh. Just when we thought Raye was one classy broad…. WE ARE SO DISAPPOINTED!!! Our sources spotted Raye KISSING G’naughty G’nort late into the night and later he was spotted handing a bra over to her. Yuck! Just plain stinkin’ YUCK!

Doooooown in the depths of the Red Dragon Inn’s basement Arena, Tegan’s enchanted rings full of lava, wild animals, and snapping bridges were evoking their usual chagrin from dueling’s regulars. Bubbly Uriko was NOT pleased at the prospect of falling into a pit of crocodiles and was overheard by our sources willing away her possessions. Venom Vinny was overheard getting into it with Gabe and literally beat him around a ring filled with lions. We’re not quite sure what the disagreement was about but it had more than one or two people turning their heads!!!

Posted: November 18th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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You just had to know that TRASH-tastic Jade wouldn’t stand for her ex-Vampire falling in love with his new Vampire Hunter! Michale was overheard telling Jade that he still loves her!!! Oooooh! We wonder what TRASH-tastic Jade’s dear friend Lana thinks of that! We still bet that lil’ Miss Vampire Hunter goes berserk on these two one of these days.

Be still our pounding hearts!!! Hunky Carpenter Glenn got his luscious locks cut quite close and while typically we’d sob for the loss, we actually LOVE it!!! ….And we’re not the only ones!!! Our sources tell us that Cutey Carley looked absolutely bowled over by the new look. The pair were seen chatting amicably over drinks!

Their intimate party was broken up by Sebastian who came in to tease her and Maeve who distracted Glenn. Carley looked flustered after the exchange with Bast and Glenn seemed to enjoy the exchange with Maeve. But, really, who doesn’t enjoy a conversation with Maeve??? Who will Glenn choose??? Will it be the blonde-haired elf or the dark-haired zookeeper???

A friend of Adrianna’s named Rose was seen asking the patrons if they had seen her. It turns out that the pair had an encounter with some strange men and Adrianna has been missing ever since!!! That got Awesome Alain’s attention who evidently hired Adrianna for some work recently. Awesome Alain assured the young woman that he’d keep an eye out for any news on Adrianna. We sure hope she’s okay!!!

Ooooh! As if the ring that Tareth gave DoD-er Charlie wasn’t proof enough of an engagement between the pair, Charlie was overheard asking her brother Gavin for their father’s wedding ring!!! And Gavin’s response??? He wanted their mother’s wedding ring in return!!! What could Gavin possibly want with a woman’s wedding band??? Is he planning on getting serious with DoD-er PJ?!?! We’d think he’d need to hold PJ at knife point to ever get her to say “I do”! The single DoD-ers are dropping like flies!!!

Downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena, Venom Vinny was seen looking a bit…. stunned. We’re not quiet sure what his deal was but he seemed to shake it off to get in some duels. He had one with WHORE-acious Erin who seemed a bit out of sorts as well. The little brunette seemed awfully pissed off!!! Sadly, our sources failed to find out the reason behind Erin’s mood just as they failed with Vinny! Trust us, we punished them appropriately!!!

However, later into the night, Vinny was seen asking Erin to hit him outside a ring. What??? These two are just plain weird. WHORE-acious Erin did and broke her hand. Smaaaaart! Even Kissing Fiend Alex seemed quite concern about Erin’s mental stability. ….And, honestly, when Alex is questioning your sanity, it’s time to check into the nearest looney bin.

It was the night of bold-faced lies in the Arena as well. Our sources claim that they heard DoD-er PJ claim that she has never done drugs! Ha! We’ve heard too many tales of what really went on when PJ used to go to the bathroom every ten minutes. And G’naughty G’nort was overheard telling Hodge that he is a respectable business man and a nice guy! Ha ha! Nice guys don’t hit women G’nort!!!

Posted: November 16th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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