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Spectacular Taste Sunday!

Our sources spotted Doc Eva in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night for the first time in quite a while!!! She actually seemed to be doing fairly well despite the drama of that particular Saturday night a couple weeks back. She was seen smiling and chatting with Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena. When Potter Piper questioned her as to where she’d been, Doc Eva dismissed her absence by saying that she’d been visiting family to celebrate the birth of her sister-in-law’s new little one. So what do you think??? Do you buy her story or do you think she left town to get over the Tiny Tucker drama??? Yep, we think so too!!!

Doc Eva also spent some time at the bar chatting with Brale Brother Baker who seemed to be relatively behaving himself. She apologized for nearly puking on his shoes some days before but he didn’t seem the least bit concerned. There didn’t appear to be any alcohol in Doc Eva’s cup Sunday night, though! We hear that she was just nursing a cup of coffee. Very, very odd! Who spends time with B.B. Baker without drinking???

Crazy Train Tara was seen stalking around the Inn, sticking her head up the chimney, and straining to hear…. something. Evidently she was convinced some monster was coming to eat them all and was completely confused as to why she was the only one to hear it. We have a clue for her — BECAUSE IT’S IN YOUR HEAD, DEAR!!! This girl’s mind seems to be a very very scary place.

What do you know??? Chief Mischief Maker Eless was behind the bar for an unscheduled shift and guess who showed up for a drink! Yeeeeep, you’ve got it. Antonio! We hear that he wasn’t there for Eless, though, but for Potter Piper! It seems that he needed to delivery a pendant to Potter Piper that she ordered. We hear the jewelry was ABSOLUTELY STUNNING, by the way. But who would ever doubt Antonio’s taste??? After all, look at who he chooses to spend his time with!

Awesome Alain certainly has his hands in a lot of different investments! He’s becoming quite the little entrepreneur! He was seen chatting with DoD-er Rena at the bar, attempting to convince her to invest the DoD money that she controls in a soda company that he wishes to open. A non-alcoholic beverage??? Is he serious??? Craaaaazy! We usually think that Awesome Alain is spot on but do people in this city really drink non-alcoholic beverages besides coffee and tea???

S’jira looked downright FAAAABULOUS in a gorgeous red silk number we hear! In fact, not only could Head Pussy Panther not tear his eyes away from her but even many of the women in the Inn were complimenting her on the outfit. Let’s be honest, though, that woman could make a potato sack look like good! She’s stunning! We love how head over heels Head Pussy Panther is over this woman! Adorable!

Close to the Vest Thursday!

The newlyweds are back! Johnny was behind the bar tending early Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn and his new wife, Sianna, was there to keep him company! Both seemed in a lovely mood after their return from their travels and took the gentle ribbing that always comes from such a return in good humor. We suppose only time will tell if our wish of a honeymoon baby from these two will come to fruition! You just KNOW that Sianna’s a Fertile Myrtle though!

Peredhil was seen greeting his friends and he and Sianna caught up while Johnny worked the bar. We hear that Sianna was quite interested to see how things were going along between Juliane and Peredhil while she was gone! What?!?! Does she not keep up with our blog??? We could tell her allll about it!

Juliane herself arrived not too long after and Peredhil sure seemed glad to see her!!! We’re still waiting for Johnny to kick his best friend’s tail for moving in on his twin! Isn’t that what brothers are for??? Juliane and Peredhil seemed awfully cozy at the bar and chatted for quite a while about work, her family, and everything else under the sun.

Jolyon was also in the room but he was chatting with DoD-er Rena. With Juliane’s attentions centered on Peredhil, does this mean that Jolyon is on the market??? Or has his heart been captured by another Smith girl??? He keeps his cards way too close to the vest! He and DoD-er Rena seemed to be having a grand time chatting. Could this be a match???

Good Lord! These girls are crazy! Half the time our sources don’t even understand Kazzy and Lizzy but the pair were seen once again in the Inn up to their antics. For some reason the girls were handcuffed together and Kazzy was still demanding a baseball bat from Lizzy. Will someone please just get this girl a baseball bat??? We hear that Jay was actually seen running away from these girls. Who can blame him really???

We hear that Lana was looking a bit worse for wear! She was overheard telling Bad Boy Wil that she’d gotten into a fight that ended in a couple broken ribs. She seemed quite disturbed all night and was really upset once she was told that a friend had died in the very same fight. Poor thing!

S’jira and Aaric were again seen chatting over a meal near the hearth. Okay…. now we’re starting to wonder! They do seem to be two birds of a feather and while we were completely convinced that the two had their hearts set on others, they seem to be quite comfortable in one another’s presence. We wonder what Head Pussy Panther will think about this!

Well, we said Miss Mercy should get back in the game! It seems that she’s doing just that! She was seen having drinks with Peredhil’s friend, Wesley! He definitely seems to be into her. We wonder if she’ll give him a chance! He certainly seemed to be amusing her so we believe he has a chance!

It seems that Cutie Carley has decided to join the new roller derby team…. and it’s not all that pretty! She was seen struggling to get used to her skates in the Inn for several hours. Hunky Carpenter Glenn tried to keep her from breaking her neck but our sources say that they were just so scared for her well being that they couldn’t watch! Be careful, Cutie Carley!!!

Late into the night it was rum all around the bar as the pirates came in to celebrate Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert’s birthday in true pirate style!!! Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert was still on his very best behavior even though he was surrounded by Unwashed Pirate # 1 Stephen and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell! He took congratulations from Potter Piper, Taneth, and DoD-er Rena without…. well, being himself! Odd! Well, happy birthday anyway, Spiffied Pirate Robert!

Cocky Pain in the Neck Monday!

What in the world is wrong with Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade??? Certainly we’re used to her trashy ways but we hear that she entered the Red Dragon Inn Monday night wearing a “dress” that just barely had enough fabric to cover the necessary parts. It was over the top even for her! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean were both more than a little concerned about her choice of clothing and vacant expression we hear.

Potter Piper was seen chatting with Sylvia and Hudson about the Merry Mischief’s kite flying event! We hear that the event is to take place this Monday in the Glen at two in the afternoon! How fabulous! Both ladies certainly seemed excited about the event. Knowing those mischief makers, it’ll certainly be a fun afternoon of merriment! We wonder if The Hud is into kite flying! We’re starting to suspect that he’ll be into it if Sylvia is into it!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was all about the kites as well Monday night! It seems she’s trying to raise awareness for the faaaabulous hobby! She was even overheard trying to convince Guthorm to come to the event. We’re not so sure he’s the kite flying type but major props to Eless for giving it a go!

Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena expressed their surprise when Tiny Tucker showed up to take a shift behind the bar as Monday nights aren’t typically a day that he’s been known to tend bar. Tiny Tucker was overheard saying that he was in need of a “change of pace”! We wonder if this has something to do with the major blow up he had with Doc Eva. Speaking of which, there have been absolutely no Doc Eva sightings that we know of since that night! We sure hope she’s okay!

Just when we were staaaaarving for a SUUUUPER Des spotting, she was seen Monday night in the Outback calling duels. Even more interesting, however, was WHO she was calling duels for! It seems that Jesse, the cocky pain in the neck himself, is back!!! OMG!!! Lock up your womenfolk! The boy’s on the prowl! He was seen talking smack with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt in a ring and showed the old Gov a thing or two!

The trash talking didn’t end there! Jesse was later seen “catching up” with SMOKIN’ Sartan…. which just seemed to be an hour period of the pair exchanging blows in a ring and insults outside of it. We’re so glad Jesse’s back!!! The boy’s just MADE for good drama!

Rollie Pollie Sunday!

Wowzer!!! So much for dear Dakota, we suppose! TRASH-tastic Jade was getting her groove thing on with some unknown guy in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night! In fact, the pair were seen leaving together! We hear that Frat Boy Dean was in the room as well but did not even look her way. We wonder if he’s worried that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s floozy ways are another thing that she and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy have in common!

Crazy Train Tara and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell were spotted in the Inn discussing Forsaken Blades rule number one which is evidently “Amthy is not to know that bad things exist in the world”. We’re actually encouraged that the girls have a bit of common sense and decency! We love Amthy just the way she is and hope she never changes! At least it seems that C.T. Tara and L.M.A.M. Jewell can manage to be good friends to her!

Lana greeted Chief Mischief Maker Eless as she came in for her shift and asked her how everything was going for her. C.M.M. Eless responded with “better every day”! We wonder what that means! Certainly, she’s getting over her messy break-up with Bad Boy Will. We wonder if Antonio is helping her get over her heartache!!! Speaking of Antonio, he showed up not long after she started her shift and made a beeline for the bar. He joked with C.M.M Eless and the lovely Sylvia about needing a change of bedding but we’re wondering just how much reality was in that joke! He certainly seems to have eyes for C.M.M. Eless!

Gav was kept hopping behind the bar Sunday night! There were quite a few people getting a drink to forget that the week was coming in a few short hours! No SUUUUPER Des, unfortunately. We’re sad. It’s been far too long since we had a good SUUUUPER Des spotting. Bring back the Des, Gav!!!

Later into the evening, Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Annex during Fight Night to cheer Anubis on in his duel for the Madness Tournament! We hear that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was right there with her. Doesn’t L.M.A.M. Jewell owe it to her friend to try to talk her out of this strange obsession with Anubis???

It was evidently a DoD-er night in the Annex as DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er Rena, and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were all seen chatting at the bar! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit thick around the midsection and the trio were talking in hushed tones! Could it be??? Could DoD-er Koy really be sporting a baby bump??? We certainly hope not as she’s been spotted in the rings quite a few times in recent months! Our sources have been unable to confirm the news up until this point and we hear that her reps at the Heavenly Boutique are remaining mum on the issue!

Baroness of Dockside/Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was also in the Annex to cheer on her man, Leo. Unlike Anubis, Leo managed to move on into the next round of the tournament before joining Jaycy as she chatted with several of her old friends in Legendary Dalamar and CHUNKY Rix. We hear that Rix was complaining to Hottie Hodge about his nickname. He believes Ravishin’ Rix is more appropriate. We disagree. We do like ROLLIE POLLIE Rix, though!

SPOTTED Saturday!

We are now proud to present your TWENTY-SIXTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Wolv and his bride-to-be, Fierce Ayly, in the Red Dragon Inn! We’re a sucker for Fierce Ayly sightings! It seems he’s still all eyes for her and who can blame him??? The pair had a drink and flirted shamelessly for quite a while before being joined by Ren and TRASH-tastic Jade for some boozing fun!

- Yummy Ewan slipping out to share a smoke and a quiet conversation with Awesome Alain! We have a feeling that the boys weren’t just gossiping! Yummy Ewan didn’t remain away long from the DIVINE Storm’s side! He’s certainly sticking more to her side these days which we find totally cute. We love men who wait on their pregnant wives!!!

- Crazy Train Tara lamenting that she’s no longer allowed to talk to Alysia due to that gigantic blow-up the night before! We still don’t understand what’s going on there but we’d take Alysia’s side ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!! That girl is scary! Crazy Train Tara certainly better think twice about which side she’s taking!

- Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell ordering some girl off the bar and to put her clothes back on! Who would have thought that L.M.A.M. Jewell would ever have the nerve to tell anyone to tone down their behavior!!! She got distracted, however, by Den Mama Sid who was acting awfully odd. We wonder what’s up with her! Iiiiinteresting!

- Awesome Alain talking quietly with a mystery blonde that most certainly was NOT Twin Spice! This new girl is quite pretty and definitely has that good girl vibe that we feel is more up Awesome Alain’s alley. The pair were even seen leaving the Inn together. We just knew he was keeping his options open!!!

- Antonio taking the next step to becoming close with Chief Mischief Maker Eless — joining her band of merry troublemakers! We hear that Eless was discussing possible membership for Antonio into the Merry, Mischief Making Misfits Clan (of which we’re told that we have an honorary membership)! You reel that handsome man in, C.M.M. Eless!!!

- Sylvia asking Antonio how to make his famed Passion drink with her rumored “close friend”, Hudson, sitting right there! Could she be planning on mixing up one of those drinks later for The Hud??? We certainly hope so! The two of them are adorable together! We have a feeling that his sis, Sianna would totally approve!

- Head Pussy Panther taking a moment to embrace his lovely S’jira in between scolding the likes of Crazy Train Tara and others before they moved from threats to violence! Poor Head Pussy Panther! Another night of trying to keep the Inn from becoming a battleground! We can see why he is totally addicted to the sense of serenity that S’jira offers!

- the delightful Miss Mercy drinking her rum and singing up a storm! We ADORE Miss Mercy sightings as well! We think it’s just about time she dusted herself off and jumped back into the dating game! Go for it, Miss Mercy!

- Krazy Kitty discussing her concerns for her sister and the events of the night before with her man, Tass. He seemed to listen intently to her concerns and offered advice quietly! That makes us like him a bit more! Krazy Kitty certainly needs a good listener in her life! Even though she doesn’t have the weight of the governorship anymore, she always seems to have a lot of concerns!

- Mini-Franker Cor downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena calling duels. He was joined by a very drunk Twin Spice! The pair didn’t talk much but after his shift they were seen leaving together! If you remember correctly, these two dated for quite some time last year! With Awesome Alain making the rounds, could Twin Spice also be open to rekindling an old flame???

- Soerl and Rena chatting it up in the Inn well into the night!!! Speaking of old flames, it’s been well documented that DoD-er Rena may have had a thing for Soerl quite some time ago. Soerl’s wife hasn’t been seen around lately. Could it be that he’s looking for a new love???

Go Fly A Kite Wednesday!

Lil’ Boy Blue Locke was seen hanging out with his equally well-dressed friend, Seliandre, at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night! The pair were looking suave over their drinks. HAWT STUFF! Unfortunately, our source that speaks elven was not present so much of what was overheard was not understood. Such a bummer, though! We’re sure they were dishing out FABULOUS fashion knowledge!

Brale Brother Baker never gives up hope that one day he’ll be able to bed one of the classiest ladies in RhyDin! Tuesday night it was Sylvia who had his attention. He even gave Jolyon a dirty look when he interrupted their discussion! In the end it was Jolyon who accompanied Sylvia out for a walk! Don’t feel too bad for Brale Brother Baker, DoD-er Eve showed up just in time to distract him with her fine assets and mass quantities of ale!

The new bride Crazy Train Tara wasn’t enjoying her first full day of wedded bless with her new hubby but was instead seen threatening to kidnap Grem until he starts liking her! Well…. that’s one way to do things we suppose! We think that Grem should just pretend to like C.T. Tara at this point. Her new husband seems even crazier than she does. He may kidnap Grem on a whim just to try to please his new bride!

Brale Brother Baker, DoD-er Eve, Head Pussy Panther, and Potter Piper were all in witty moods! When Potter Piper started talking about squeezable breasts, Head Pussy Panther was quick to point out that Potter Piper herself has quite the squeezable set!!! It’s the truth! DoD-er Eve was so impressed with his statement that she gave him a high five before returning to talking to Potter Piper about how Brale Brother Baker likes his brale. We can’t decide who is more trouble at this point — Brale Brother Baker or DoD-er Eve!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were seen holding hands and having an intimate conversation at a booth together! The pair definitely seems to be getting close but both seem to have wandering eyes. We’re so not sold that this is a lasting relationship rather than a convenient hook-up! She was overheard making an interesting reference to cleaning his gun for him as she left the booth. We’ll leave it up to you to decide which one of his guns she was referring to! Naughty, naughty girl!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless and her cohorts, DoD-er Rena and Potter Piper, are quite interested in kite flying! It seems like an odd hobby for lovely young ladies but we suppose there is certainly worse trouble they could get into. Unfortunately, the innocent conversation was thrown by the wayside when the three women were joined by Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert! We’re still pretty sure he actually believes that if he bothers them enough, they’ll eventually wear down and sleep with him. Lord, we hope he’s not right!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta was getting a hard time from an unknown drunk as were several other patrons late into the night. P.G. Atalanta was holding her own but there was certainly a bit of anger in Locke’s tone when he told him to take his attitude outside. Poor Locke was having a heck of a time behind the bar trying to keep chaos from spreading…. but we think he was particularly angry with the man giving PAARTY Girl Atalanta a hard time! Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s got STELLAR taste in clothes but his taste in women is definitely questionable at best!

Krazy Kitty was a little…. less than pleased to hear that Crazy Train Tara was married again and in particular who she had married! She was quite blunt in telling Antonio, with Crazy Train Tara within earshot, just how little she thought of the prince. We doubt that Crazy Train Tara cares all that much. Poor Krazy Kitty. She must have enough trouble reigning in her friends and family! We have no idea how she survived a year as governor!

Wyh Not and Hodge were overheard discussing the Madness Tournament in the Inn late into the night! It seems both are hoping that Joex takes the title. We can’t help but agree! He’s definitely a fantastic rising star! Anubis overheard the conversation and took exception to the ladies rooting against him. Is he insane? Did he really believe they’d be in his corner? One person that certainly appears solidly in his corner is Crazy Train Tara! She had all eyes on him! Thinking of cheating so soon, C.T. Tara??? That’s got to be some sort of record!

Crazy Patrol Monday!

According to our sources, Brandon and Lyren are still together! The pair were seen macking on one another in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night. We have to admit that we’re surprised. Brandon’s such a good guy and Lyren’s….. well, not! We know, we know! We talk about how opposites attract all the time but we didn’t mean in a good vs evil sort of way! Come on, you can’t say that you’re not surprised that this one’s last as long as it has either!

Tiny Tucker again seemed in a somber mood when he arrived. He didn’t allow Atalanta to get him a drink and instead struggled to get one himself with a bandaged hand. He actually seemed a bit happy when he was able to accomplish the feat by himself! Really, what is up with Tiny Tucker??? Atalanta seemed to be asking herself the very same thing!

Collyn, who were told is Aaric’s brother, has been busy making friends! If you remember correctly, he was seen a week or so ago getting into an argument with his brother’s main squeeze, Caitlin. Well, it seems he’s done something to tick off Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell as well…. not that it takes much. L.M.A.M. Jewell was seen throwing a bowl of peanuts at Collyn as he chatted with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee. No word on exactly what he did but we doubt he deserved it.

Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell spent her evening whispering with Crazy Train Tara while keeping an eye on Tiny Tucker. We have no idea what the ladies were talking about but we seriously doubt it’s good news! The girls were CLEARLY up to trouble and giggled and carried on. Poor Tiny Tucker! Isn’t it enough that he’s got Doc Eva giving him a hard time??? Does he really need the Crazy Patrol giving him a hard time as well??? Lay off the Tuck, girls!

Potter Piper! Yes, she’s back! And just as lovely as ever! We hear she seemed in a much better mood after her brief vacation. We’re not the only one pleased to see her! We hear DoD-er Rena sported a giant smile when she spotted her friend. And Chief Mischief Maker Eless was none less excited to see one of her favorite cohorts!

Bad Boy Wil certainly likes the pretty ladies! He had himself surrounded by a couple Monday night in Lana and Siren. In fact, we hear Siren (whom we always suspected to have quite the crush on B.B. Wil) even laid a lip smacker on him! Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was in rare form and evidently she felt the need to warn the ladies about Bad Boy Wil’s reputation…. in a VERY public way! The pair exchanged some nasty insults until Awesome Alain swooped in to distract L.M.A.M. Jewell from her target. Girl is crazy, we tell you! CRAZY!

Coooome Get Us Sunday!

It’s nice to see that AJ and Teen Terror Alex seem to be getting along these days! The pair were in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night discussing a shopping trip for baby clothes once the baby’s gender is known. As soon as AJ walked out the door, Teen Terror Alex was up to her old tricks!!! She was seen getting her flirt on with Aaric and he certainly wasn’t all that inclined to turn down the attention. Iiiiiinteresting!

As if the Teen Terror Alex wasn’t enough for him, he was later seen chatting with Batty Kazzy! We hear she was even overheard calling him “Stallion”! Gag us now! Could Aaric be having second thoughts about moving in with Caitlin??? We sure hope so. It’s way too soon!

Awesome Alain didn’t seem so happy with his new girlfriend, Twin Spice, Sunday night when the pair were spotted together at the bar! She seemed to have been in quite the brawl and was seen bruised and sporting a busted bottom lip. The conversation was hushed but tense and eventually Awesome Alain was seen escorting her on out of the Inn! Trouble in paradise already??? We’re telling you — two naughty flirts do NOT make a good couple!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Crazy Train Tara were busy teaching some new guy whose name we didn’t quite catch about how to have fun! Now the idea of SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Crazy Train Tara teaching anybody anything is a bit frightening…. but how to have fun??? Can you only imagine just how insane their version of fun might get??? Really, these two should be banned from being within a hundred yards of one another! It’s more trouble than even the Inn can take!

Was that Sylvia chatting up Venom Vinny about the duels??? Curious, no??? Who would imagine those two would have anything in common??? We know that Venom Vinny is on the hunt! We wonder if he’s sizing up Sylvia as his next great conquest! If so, he’s going to have to get up extra early in the morning because Sylvia’s definitely a step above his usual victims in the class department.

We hear that Chief Mischief Maker Eless was overheard discussing with DoD-er Rena the possibility of luring us in using May Queen Trinala and then tying us up and sticking us under her desk! OMG! She really is a naughty, naughty girl! We’re yours for the taking, C.M.M. Eless! Coooooome and get us!

Speaking of the pint size trouble maker, Warrior Princess Trinala was seen in the Annex for Fight Night harassing…. er, we mean talking to Hunky Carpenter Glenn! Hunky Carpenter Glenn seemed a wee bit out of it and even Luscious Lydia interceding to help him understand W.P. Trinala didn’t seem to help all that much. Does the pixie confuse the carpenter that much??? Or was Hunky Carpenter Glenn just thoroughly distracted by something??? He even seemed somewhat brisk and short when Luscious Lydia introduced him to DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy!!! So not like Hunky Carpenter Glenn! We’re dying to know what’s up with that!

Luscious Lydia and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy had quite the lengthy and quiet conversation after Hunky Carpenter Glenn stepped away! We have the distinct feeling there was a lot of GIRL TALK going on there! Oh, how we HEART girl talk! They should so remember to ask us to the party next time so we can participate!

Easy Access Thursday!

Oh my, oh my! Crazy Train Tara was in the Red Dragon Inn Thursday upset about there being someone out to get her. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee attempted to convince her she was safe but, as usual, there was no telling C.T. Tara anything! The only time she was side tracked from her fear were during the periods of time she was admiring her “pretty” feet in her fluffy kitten heeled slippers. She leaves us feeling soooo confused!

Later into the night she was spotted playing tonsil hockey with Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert in the middle of the Inn! Ugh! Ew! Where is Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell??? This girl needs therapy STAT! ….And a good scrubbing to disinfect her!

We hear that there’s a rumor that Smooooth Cowboy Jake’s horse spent Wednesday night tied to the post at the Inn! By Thursday night, he was discovered by DoD-er Rena and Doc Eva who were quite concerned that he’d leave his horse over night. Whatever, ladies! Jake left his old nag to go play with some young filly! Give him a couple of days and he’ll roll on back into town satisfied and exhausted!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena, one of our sources actually overheard P-Imp accusing G’naughty G’nort of sexual harassment in the workplace….. towards the P-Imp! Are you kidding us??? As bad as G’naughty G’nort is, he has ABSOLUTELY nothing on P-Imp! We’re still just shocked and amazed by the sheer number of hot, nubile, young women that P-Imp has had his grubby little mitts on! Yet he still has a job! We’re starting to wonder if there is ANYTHING at all that one can do to get fired as a caller in the Arena.

It seems that things are still working out well for Baroness of Dockside Lil’ Black Book Jaycy and her alleged future baby’s daddy, Leo. She was spotted in the Arena congratulating him on his Madness win which puts Leo as one of the Final Four! We still say this relationship has no staying power. The real reason that L.B.B. Jaycy prefers Dockside is that it gives her easy access to all the sailors, looking for an easy score after months and months at sea!

Also making his way into the Final Four of the MADNESS competition on Thursday was young gun, Joex! Joex took down the much more experienced SMOKIN’ Sartan in a closely fought match. However, SMOKIN’ Sartan didn’t have a whole lot left to fight for. His main reason for entering the tournament was to keep a lower ranked duelist from gaining control of the Overlord title. At this point, all that remains are warlords so SMOKIN’ Sartan can leave the tournament comfortable that his mission has been accomplished!

He was seen a bit later talking with Hottie Hodge. It seems Hodge is a wee bit worried that Rix’s recent absence might just be because he’s avoiding her! Sartan didn’t do much to dispel that fear! It’s okay, girl! You can do better! Buck up!

Keeping Options Open Wednesday!

It seems that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell has decided to once again grace us with her presence! The troublemaker herself is back in town and was seen chatting about how she celebrated Beltane with Awesome Alain Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! It seems that L.M.A.M Jewell was kept away from the RhyDin celebration by a private fey celebration of the holiday. Awesome Alain was overheard telling her that he met Twin Spice both nights at the celebration. Alright, it’s official. The pair is definitely a couple! We’re still quite confused by this match, though!

Crazy Train Tara waltzed in believing herself to be… someone else. Even L.M.A.M. Jewell mentioned that it might be time to enlist C.T. Tara into some intensive therapy. This personality was most certainly NOT nice! After insulting both L.M.A.M Jewell and Awesome Alain, it turned on Krazy Kitty! So evidently on top of being mean, this personality is not very bright because if there’s one thing that everyone in RhyDin knows (down to the most basic one-celled organisms), it’s that you DO NOT tick off Krazy Kitty!

Hm! Maybe Smooooth Cowboy Jake is keeping his options even more open than we originally thought! He was seen having a quiet and private conversation with DoD-er Rena! If you remember back, he was actually her date for Johnny and Sianna’s wedding as well. We thought that they went as friends but that conversation definitely seemed suspect. Could this spell the end of Rena and her Boy Toy??? Could Jake have stolen her heart??? Could he be the real reason she’s been so dressed up as of late???

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Has Lil’ Boy Blue Locke dropped PAARTY Girl Atalanta??? He took her as his date to Johnny and Sianna’s wedding but when he walked into the Inn dressed to the nines Wednesday night it wasn’t her on his arm but an equally dressed up Izira! L.B.B. Locke was arriving for his shift behind the bar and we just cannot help but wonder if the pair had been returning from a date. The jury is still out on this one, boys and girls! Perhaps Smooooth Cowboy Jake isn’t the only man in these parts that is keeping his options open!