High Chance of Ice Monday!

OMG! The Den of Gossip is totally buzzing with the news! Have you heard??? It seems that Issy and Trixie were seen back in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night! NO LIE! Could this mean that the Scath girls are back??? We soooo hope so! We hear that Issy had a run in with Baby Taneth and was more than a little confused by the whole thing. We sure hope somebody fills her in. However, that’ll probably leave her even more confused. We know that the more we hear the more confused we become.

Anyway, welcome home, Issy!

Crazy Train Tara was busy trying to get Horam in bed with her. Horam didn’t seem all that intrigued by the idea. In fact, the pair seem to have some history because Horam seemed to downright dislike Tara. He wasn’t the only one displeased with Tara. It seems that some girl named Vex wasn’t too happy either because Tara had left her cattle prod lying about and someone had decided to use it on Vex. As usual, Tara was clueless to other people’s emotions.

We hear that Tara’s friend, Alice, went a little crazy later into the evening. She was seen batting at something invisible in front of her face and knocked over quite a few bottles of liquor! We bet Panther finds a way of making sure those get on her tab! Evidently she was seen bleeding and screaming by the time her whole little fit was over… And then she just walked out. We always knew there was something a little strange about that girl.

Well, Jade is alive and she’s back and she’s human. But other than that she’s the same old TRASH-tastic Jade. Our sources did say that she was overheard saying that she doesn’t drink much (HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA) and then proceeded to drink enough to kill a small horse. Evidently she’s been staying out of the Inn as of late because she’s been busy spending time with her husband and daughter. She was seen catching up with a bunch of her friends, including Icer and Duci, who seemed absolutely thrilled to see her. As usual, Jade was up to trouble. Our sources say that she was trying to get some guy named Chris to kiss Duci. It seems that Chris did appear interested in Duci but, you know, wanted to actually get to know her. We sure hope Jade didn’t ruin Duci’s chances with this guy because she seemed to be digging him as much as he was digging her.

Anyway, at some point in the night Jade broke into tears and started accusing people of poisoning her. It seems that the human version of Jade is a really annoying drunk. Thankfully, her BFF Rhy had taken a night off from Mommy duties… or at least was doing some mommying of a different sort. She showed up to calm Jade down and escort her back home.

Zev and Lilli were seen having a quiet night together. The pair had some drinks by the hearth and their conversation was quiet and intimate. Definitely seems like the pair of them are still going strong! They’ve been together now for a good couple of months. Things certainly seem like they’re getting serious! We’d never have thought that the pair would make a good match but definitely seems like we were wrong!

Daniel was seen chatting with Mindy about the party the night before. Mindy made mention of how good he and Riley look as a couple. We hear that Daniel was awfully pleased with the compliment. It seems that he’s falling pretty hard for her. Eh. We’re not totally thrilled with Riley. We think Daniel can do better but… whatever. Evidently Mindy met a man at the party that she is interested in but Daniel does NOT seem to like him one bit. We don’t have any details but we’re certainly going to look into it! Riley showed up a little later on and (prepare yourself for this one, guys) she and Mindy we talking about having a girls’ only sleepover. How many guys would love to try to sneak into that???

Down in the Outback, the news that dominated the night was some serious issues between Sartan and several women. In the middle of Sartan telling Harris how odd he found this whole rushed marriage thing between Sarah (who he mentioned he has still not met) and his friend Rix, Joey evidently took offense to him making fun of her newly minted girlfriend, Teagan. It led to Teagan and Sartan exchanging words and eventually afer being egged on for some time by Joey, Teagan threw a punch. It hardly just remained between the two of them. When Teagan made an insulting remark about Sartan’s wife, Collie jumped in to tell her to knock it off. Our sources tell us after putting the whole thing into motion, Joey did eventually lead Teagan away from the confrontation.

Sartan’s night got no better from there, though. Wyh confronted him about some of the rude things that he said to Teagan which led to Sartan accusing Wyh of trying to STEAL Icedancer. If you remember correctly, Wyh called the match in which Sartan won Icedancer and after holding Icedancer during the match was none to pleased about having to turn it over to Sartan at the end. Sartan was overheard saying that she didn’t really care about Teagan and was just using it as an excuse to make a play at Icedancer. Wyh actually ATTACKED Sartan with ice but Icedancer blocked the attack.

At that point, MAN-tastic Matt very wisely threw them out of the Outback. He’s had his building destroyed by fire more than once. Nobody wants to see what an ice show down would do to it! A crazy night! That’s for sure!

Edited: April 14th, 2010

A Booze Sister Saturday!

We’re thanking every god we can name that we weren’t in the Red Dragon Inn last night! It seemed that every pregnant woman in RhyDin was there! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy was present and accounted for as RhyDin’s most lard butt preggo. She certainly doesn’t have very many more weeks to go. We hear that she also had a new young friend who is also carrying a little bundle. We’re not too familiar with this one but we’re told her name is Addi and she is yet another of the ever reproducing Booze Sisters.

As if those two weren’t enough to fill the Inn with hormones and keep the bathrooms occupied, Booze Sis Hina actually announced she was knocked up as well. Yes, again! Oh my, oh my. Somebody should really introduce this girl to birth control. That’s two children out of wedlock now! Another year, another baby’s daddy for Hina. We wonder what Psycho Skid has to say about this!

Evidently both Booze Sis Addi and Booze Sis Hina were all in a tissy. Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade swooped into the rescue and blamed all of their troubles on the men in their lives. The TRASH-tastic One would be better off stopping her rants on men and instead holding a class on how babies are made for the girls of CZK! We hear that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade really laid into Booze Sis Hina once she found out that Booze Sis Hina was knocked up again. We can’t believe we’re saying this but…. good for the TRASH-tastic One! It’s about time she made her girls live up to some sort of standards!

Edited: October 19th, 2008

Mama Drama Monday!

Oh. Our. God. We should have known that the Booze Sisters would have been plenty busy while we were away and my it sure seems that they have! Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade was seen in the Inn chatting it up with Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy last night about her IMPENDING NUPTIALS!!! Yes, folks, the TRASH-tastic one is planning yet another wedding! This time to DAKOTA!!! And they’re getting married in two months.

That doesn’t give Booze Sis R.R. Rhy much time to lose all that baby weight! We hear the girl is due in November and, man, is she getting HUGE! Long gone are the days of her being a cute pregnant chick. She’s now verging on looking like a beached whale. It’s at least nice to see that she took the natural route rather than having her pregnancy sped up with magic. Let the kids bake, people! There’s too many half-baked morons running around this city already!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen at the bar licking chocolate pudding from a spoon. Yeah, that’s it. Nothing else of note. We just know that mental image just created a new dirty fantasy in a lot of our male readers’ minds!

Trouble’s back in town and, man, does she come with a pair of legs! DoD-er/Badsider Brew Spokesmodel PJ was spotted in the Inn looking no less hot and no less sluttacious than she did prior to having her little one! She was seen smoking cigarettes and tossing back tequila with Potter Piper. We really think that Potter Piper has a bad girl hidden deep down in those pretty eyes of hers that DoD-er PJ is going to bring out one of these days! Long live the bad girls of RhyDin!!! They make our job so much fun. HAWT!

Den Mama Sid took a spearhead to the side last night!!! We don’t know the full details but we’re guessing it was an out of control bar fight. Being a tender at the Red Dragon Inn can be a hazardous gig! We wonder if Head Pussy Panther gives his tenders hazard pay! We hear that there was a healer on the scene who patched up Den Mama Sid right nicely. It’s a good thing! If Den Mama Sid was seriously hurt we’d have to open a can up on somebody’s tail!

DoD-er Rena sure seems to have a new man for everyday of the week! Lucky Lang seemed really interested in her a couple weeks back but last night in the Outback she was getting attention from a new man. We hear that he even tried to lay a kiss on her! We’re not sure what his name is but if he lasts more than a week we’ll put somebody on that.

Edited: October 14th, 2008

Cocky Pain in the Neck Monday!

What in the world is wrong with Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade??? Certainly we’re used to her trashy ways but we hear that she entered the Red Dragon Inn Monday night wearing a “dress” that just barely had enough fabric to cover the necessary parts. It was over the top even for her! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean were both more than a little concerned about her choice of clothing and vacant expression we hear.

Potter Piper was seen chatting with Sylvia and Hudson about the Merry Mischief’s kite flying event! We hear that the event is to take place this Monday in the Glen at two in the afternoon! How fabulous! Both ladies certainly seemed excited about the event. Knowing those mischief makers, it’ll certainly be a fun afternoon of merriment! We wonder if The Hud is into kite flying! We’re starting to suspect that he’ll be into it if Sylvia is into it!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was all about the kites as well Monday night! It seems she’s trying to raise awareness for the faaaabulous hobby! She was even overheard trying to convince Guthorm to come to the event. We’re not so sure he’s the kite flying type but major props to Eless for giving it a go!

Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena expressed their surprise when Tiny Tucker showed up to take a shift behind the bar as Monday nights aren’t typically a day that he’s been known to tend bar. Tiny Tucker was overheard saying that he was in need of a “change of pace”! We wonder if this has something to do with the major blow up he had with Doc Eva. Speaking of which, there have been absolutely no Doc Eva sightings that we know of since that night! We sure hope she’s okay!

Just when we were staaaaarving for a SUUUUPER Des spotting, she was seen Monday night in the Outback calling duels. Even more interesting, however, was WHO she was calling duels for! It seems that Jesse, the cocky pain in the neck himself, is back!!! OMG!!! Lock up your womenfolk! The boy’s on the prowl! He was seen talking smack with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt in a ring and showed the old Gov a thing or two!

The trash talking didn’t end there! Jesse was later seen “catching up” with SMOKIN’ Sartan…. which just seemed to be an hour period of the pair exchanging blows in a ring and insults outside of it. We’re so glad Jesse’s back!!! The boy’s just MADE for good drama!

Edited: May 24th, 2008

Rollie Pollie Sunday!

Wowzer!!! So much for dear Dakota, we suppose! TRASH-tastic Jade was getting her groove thing on with some unknown guy in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night! In fact, the pair were seen leaving together! We hear that Frat Boy Dean was in the room as well but did not even look her way. We wonder if he’s worried that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s floozy ways are another thing that she and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy have in common!

Crazy Train Tara and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell were spotted in the Inn discussing Forsaken Blades rule number one which is evidently “Amthy is not to know that bad things exist in the world”. We’re actually encouraged that the girls have a bit of common sense and decency! We love Amthy just the way she is and hope she never changes! At least it seems that C.T. Tara and L.M.A.M. Jewell can manage to be good friends to her!

Lana greeted Chief Mischief Maker Eless as she came in for her shift and asked her how everything was going for her. C.M.M. Eless responded with “better every day”! We wonder what that means! Certainly, she’s getting over her messy break-up with Bad Boy Will. We wonder if Antonio is helping her get over her heartache!!! Speaking of Antonio, he showed up not long after she started her shift and made a beeline for the bar. He joked with C.M.M Eless and the lovely Sylvia about needing a change of bedding but we’re wondering just how much reality was in that joke! He certainly seems to have eyes for C.M.M. Eless!

Gav was kept hopping behind the bar Sunday night! There were quite a few people getting a drink to forget that the week was coming in a few short hours! No SUUUUPER Des, unfortunately. We’re sad. It’s been far too long since we had a good SUUUUPER Des spotting. Bring back the Des, Gav!!!

Later into the evening, Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Annex during Fight Night to cheer Anubis on in his duel for the Madness Tournament! We hear that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was right there with her. Doesn’t L.M.A.M. Jewell owe it to her friend to try to talk her out of this strange obsession with Anubis???

It was evidently a DoD-er night in the Annex as DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er Rena, and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were all seen chatting at the bar! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit thick around the midsection and the trio were talking in hushed tones! Could it be??? Could DoD-er Koy really be sporting a baby bump??? We certainly hope not as she’s been spotted in the rings quite a few times in recent months! Our sources have been unable to confirm the news up until this point and we hear that her reps at the Heavenly Boutique are remaining mum on the issue!

Baroness of Dockside/Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was also in the Annex to cheer on her man, Leo. Unlike Anubis, Leo managed to move on into the next round of the tournament before joining Jaycy as she chatted with several of her old friends in Legendary Dalamar and CHUNKY Rix. We hear that Rix was complaining to Hottie Hodge about his nickname. He believes Ravishin’ Rix is more appropriate. We disagree. We do like ROLLIE POLLIE Rix, though!

Edited: May 24th, 2008