A collection of some of the Outback hardest hitting duelists gathered this past Sunday night in the Outback to duke it out to see who would replace SMOKIN’ Sartan as the Outback’s biggest ego– er, we mean, as The Diamond! With DoD-er Rena and Rat-tastic Napoleon calling, six top ranking brawlers showed to see which man would reign supreme, including SMOKIN’ Sartan who was there to defend his title as well as many-time winner The Gov MAN-tastic Matt!

SMOKIN’ Sartan made a crack about being “sneaky” and his opponent at the time, Venom Vinny, immediately questioned to see if his wife “knew about that problem”. SMOKIN’ Sartan was more than a little confused. It seems that he doesn’t know Venom Vinny that well! You’ve got to love Venom Vinny! Even after the jig is up and his wife has left for more loyal pastures, he’s still trying to get tips on how to refine his technique for next time! We sure hope there’s a next time very soon. This guy’s just too good for our blog for words!!!

The lovely Taneth was present cheering for… well, pretty much everyone as usual! In fact, we believe she may have even cheered for the caller, RAT-tastic Napoleon on one or two occasions! She was looking lovely as always, of course! We’re definitely looking forward to that hug we’re hoping to get from her in the marketplace on Saturday!

Interestingly enough, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was in fact present and looking stunning as usual but was surprisingly sitting on the sidelines! The self-proclaimed Lady of the Outback actually sat this DQ out! She was seen sitting at a table and quietly talking with SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife, Rory, who is getting pleasantly plump and pregnant. The pair seemed quite involved in their own conversation. We wonder what THAT was about!

In the end of the round robin tournament, three participants emerged with tied records, including SMOKIN’ Sartan! Despite a pretty impressive effort to repeat, he failed and it was FILF Kheldar who emerged from the crowd to collect yet ANOTHER Diamond!

Congratulations, Kheldar!

Posted: May 2nd, 2008 under Tournaments.
Comments: none

Iiiiinteresting! Wasn’t that blonde chick macking on Owen and telling him how much she’s missed him the very same “strange bird” that was flirting it up with Tucker the night before??? We hear her name is Dru and we think she is a HUSSY! We thought that Owen had a thing for good girls. We have a feeling that this one is definitely NOT a good girl. Another one bites the dust, unfortunately!

DoD-er Rena and the lovely Kacey were spotted dishing about me. It seems Rena is still smarting from her past relationship. Isn’t it time to let that go already??? Sheesh! Kacey hasn’t been seen with her man in nearly two months!!! Our sources believe they overheard her saying that she is to blame for the break-up. Say it ain’t so! She was so happy there for a while. We don’t want to see her go back to sulking with Rena. What a downer!

Morgan just cannot seem to keep himself out of trouble! He was seen chatting up with quite the little hottie that was NOT Adrienne until SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee showed up and broke up the party. We heard that Kairee warned Morgan about the woman, saying she wasn’t human but Morgan STILL could not keep his wandering eyes off the mystery woman. However, there are hints that maybe Adrienne and Morgan aren’t quite a thing anymore. According to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, Adrienne professed her love for another man earlier in the night! We have a feeling the man in question might be Paladin and evidently he was not interested. Ouch! That’s a real stinger.

Bad Boy Wil was seen introducing his newest arm candy, Siren, around to his friends. We’re still NOT pleased with him either! Potter Piper was polite but we sure she was wishing it was Eless beside him instead of the stripper girl. Blah! Rena and Tass joined the small party as well as they caught up with Potter Piper who seems to have been missing in action for some time. Come to think of it — we haven’t seen much of Peredhil either!!! We wonder what these two have been up to!!!

SUUUUPER Des and Gav were in a splendid mood when they arrived for their late night shift Sunday night! Their mood seemed to be quite infectious as the crowd seemed quite raucous themselves! For example, TRASH-tastic Jade was ruining another lovely lady by trying to convince Hina that she’s a MILF! UGH, Jade! Can’t you let one pretty girl remain classy??? Le Super Sigh! We hear that Jade was also overheard asking Hina if she’d seen her brother Playboy Demon Damien lately! Iiiiinteresting! Has Jade lost her man already???

Oh man, oh man, oh man! We want to like Ethan. We really do but we don’t know if we can trust him with dear Maeve! The pair were seen chatting laaaate Sunday night about Ethan’s sick niece. Maeve is such a sweetheart! She offered to bring a pair of sugar gliders from her Refuge over to help cheer up the sick young girl. Ethan seemed quite thrilled with the idea. We still think he’s trying to worm his way back into her far too open heart! He still seems to be feeling AWFULLY guilty though. We hear that he’s putting in COUNTLESS man hours at her RhyDin Wildlife Refuge!!!

After spotting Tucker was seen MAJORLY flirting it up YET again with YET another woman, we almost crossed Doc Eva and Tucker off our couples list. This time it was Flirty Cass who is just a barrel full of trouble if you ask us!!! But luckily, our sources were all too eager to report back that the couple was seen having quite the intimate discussion late into the evening. Very little was overheard but there was some heated words over the type of… well, unsavory patients that she chooses to treat and A LOT of chemistry. We still think these two can make it work!!!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan got some major brownie points in our book Sunday night by showing up looking rather spiffy to take his pregnant wife, Rory, out to a romantic late night after her calling shift. LOVE IT!!! We HEART men who still court their wives even after being married to them for years. So freaking adorable! That’s a big hint to all you married men out there — want to make your wife fall in love all over with you again (or just get a bit lucky tonight)??? Make some sort of unexpected romantic gesture! We bet she’ll be putty in your hands!

It seems that Lydibane was not set off course by a psycho ex!!! Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane were being super cute and cuddly in the Annex as well. They were seen sharing sweets, watching the duels, and holding hands!!! We hear they’ve been spotted out and about quite a bit these days! They are certainly dating!!! Bane seemed a bit worried still about his sick son but Lydia was help keeping his mind off the child who was spending the night with his uber witch of a mother — Baroness of Dockside/Jumpin’-Beds Jaycy! We’d have been worried too!!!!

Soerl came on duty after Sartan whisked away Rory and was overheard saying that his wife, Ayly, has been quite sick! We remember that the last time she was seen on duty tending the bar in the Inn she was battling some sort of virus. She’s been surprisingly absent ever since then. We do hope she’s okay!!! And we hope that Soerl’s re-adjusting to married life alright. Despite all the drama that went down there, he seems like a nice enough guy. Get well soon, Ayly!!!

Posted: March 17th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
Comments: none

Unfortunately, it seems that Guido made out our sources Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn and was able to bar them entry until after midnight. What a bummer! We were finally able to sneak our sources back in and get a few pieces of gossip. We promise NEVER to allow this to happen again! In the future we’ll be much sneakier!!!

Wow! Does Colt move fast or what??? Early last week he was getting to know PAARTY Girl Chase a bit better but seemed to dump her in the dirt for teen queen Riley! Robbing the cradle there, are we??? He was seen really kissing and groping on his young lady even as Chase sat at the bar. Man, he’s got some big ones!

As for Chase, she just can’t help but flirt with taken men. It really seems like an addiction. While tossing back shots, she was overheard laying on the charm THIIICK for Gav!!! How do you flirt with a man wearing a “Property of Des” apron??? SUUUUPER Des will END you! As usual, Gav was completely clueless. Her attention certainly shifted when Quel showed up late into the night. He STILL seems absolutely smitten with her! Either his skull is full of a bunch of rocks or he is the most forgiving man alive! We can’t decide which.

After spending the past week convincing us that he might be moving on from Atalanta by hanging out and flirting with some very classy ladies, Locke was once again BACK with PAARTY Girl Atalanta!!! OMG, Locke! Come on! The pair seemed engaged in quite the intimate conversation. We are soooo depressed!

DoD-er Rena and Aaron seem AWFULLY close these days!!! The pair were seen kissing and cuddling with one another in the Inn Sunday night. Is it just us or has DoD-er Rena been spending an awful lot of time in the Inn rather than in the dueling venues as of late??? Could she be avoiding introducing her new man to her DoD-er pals (one of which was in the Annex last night)???

Action was hopping in the Annex during Fight Night! Rix seemed to make quite a few people a bit cranky by stating that those who hold positions of high rank in the dueling venues have no personalities. Hodge seemed a bit unimpressed with the comment and, in fact, was overheard by one of our sources giving Rix quite the hard time about his reputation as unreliable and dishonest!!! Good for her!!! We like women who watch their own back and don’t part their legs like the Red Sea for the first man with a bit of charm! A good strong back bone ROCKS!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was back to her usually FIERCE self Sunday night in the Annex! It seems she’s kicked the flu for the most part and is almost back in fighting form. Instead of fighting, however, it was a round of girl chat that occupied her evening! She was seen with Big Britches Erin and Rory talking about her man The Gov MAN-tastic Matt’s plans for the city. It seems that The Gov has been quite busy working with The Watch trying to make this city a bit safer. Safer is always a welcome good thing in RhyDin!!!

What would an evening in a dueling venue be as of late without a Luscious Lydia/Cute Single Dad Bane sighting??? The pair is absolutely INSEPARABLE and seem to love every minute they spend together. They hung out most of the evening together and were overheard getting directions from Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort to an all-night eatery to grab a late, late dinner!!! G’naughty G’nort has dubbed the pair LydiBane and we ADORE it!!!

Posted: March 10th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
Comments: none

Hina’s life still seems to be a mess! She was seen burying her woes in a Badsider Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn in the company of TRASH-tastic Jade and Playboy Demon Damien. Skid was also present making it known to Hina that they were over and she wouldn’t be seeing her son again any time soon. So sad! TRASH-tastic Jade stood up for her friend and had some very sharp words for Skid! Mamas and their babies should never be separated!!!

Antonio always seems to have a way with the ladies… even the FIERCE ladies!!! He got a smile after complimenting Krazy Kitty and Alysia’s perfect forms from both ladies. That man is just ooooozing smoothness! The ladies appeared to take it as an instant reminder to take their birth control regularly when the DIVINE Storm joined them feeling a bit under the weather with morning sickness! We have a feeling that there won’t be brand new little Alysias or little Kitties running around any time soon! CHARITY Jewell was a bit more sympathetic and was overheard offering advice to the DIVINE Storm. Lord knows CHARITY Jewell is experienced enough!

Johnny seems to be keeping an awfully close eye on his girls this past week!!! They probably need it! All of their suitors could use a good vetting! He was seen chatting amiably with his fair sister Juliane and his lovely cousin Ballerina Katarina! In fact, we hear that Johnny was seen overseeing the girls talking up Jolyon. No word as to which of those lovely lasses he has been lucky enough to catch the attention of but we have a feeling he’ll be minding his manners with Big Brother Johnny’s around!

SPEEDSTER Nova was seen hanging out with Big Britches Erin and Rory downstairs in the Arena. Still nothing major to report between SPEEDSTER Nova and Big Britches Erin, unfortunately. We’re not giving up hope yet, though! The sarcastic twins with unite!!! Rory, on the other hand, seemed AWFULLY interested in the suave Locke. Maybe the married woman has had just enough of those rumors about her husband and a certain baroness and is ready to have a bit of fun herself!

Our sources say that Big Britches Erin and Locke exchanged words inside a ring and outside a ring. The pair have never really seemed to be too keen on one another and the only sign of any reason behind it happened so many months ago that we can barely remember! It seems that Big Britches Erin certainly knows how to hold a grudge! No real surprise there!

We hear that other than times when Luscious Lydia was in a ring, she and Cute Single Dad Bane were pretty much inseparable for most of the night! Things certainly seem to be heating up between these two. We just hope they take their time since they seem to be both getting out of MAJOR relationships. ADORABLE, though! Absolutely adorable!

Posted: March 8th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
Comments: none

Our sources tell us that the space couple, Chase (the HAWT guy version) and Alyson, were seen together for the first time in foooorever in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night!!! Iiiiinteresting. The pair met in the dueling venues and got quite close but this is our first spotting of them in quite some time. The pair were quite obviously on a date and it seemed to be going smashingly!!! Good for them!

The other Chase (the PAARTY Girl version) was spotted a bit later at the bar, furthering her flirtation with Colt. She’s seemed to sucker another one in!!! Colt was seen giving her a gift of a very pretty cowboy hat and Chase tackled him in quite the squeeze to thank him for the gift. Le sigh. Why do men act so stupid around this girl???

With the rumors that there was some chemistry between the pretty Katarina and Peredhil while he was on the outs with Potter Piper, one would think that the situation would be a bit awkward when Katarina was faced with the lovey dovey Pipes and Perry now. It didn’t seem to be in the least, however! In fact, Katarina seemed quite focused on another classy gentleman in Connar!!! We love this pairing.

If Connar’s interested he better keep his eyes on that one! She’s a pretty little filly and seems to attract attention wherever she goes. Our sources tell us that she’s a ballerina for the RhyDin Theater and Opera company. How fantastic! We HEART dancers! In fact, Bad Boy Wil seemed to be quite enamored by her…. or at least until he remembered that he was supposed to be upstairs keeping an eye on his bride-to-be, Eless, who we hear is recovering from something. We don’t buy his new leaf for a split second!!!!

After Bree and Hina exchanged heated words several nights before over Hina and Skid’s nasty break-up, we hear that the girls were on the same page late into Saturday night!!! Evidently Hina spilled details of exactly why Skid threw her out andl told Bree about the atrocity of a grandmother that Skid had sent their son to stay with.

We hear that the Inn’s basement dueling Arena was taken over by a couch-eating, skirt-nibbling, pillow-chewing goat Saturday night! Luscious Lydia wrangled the thing up and brought it to the Arena evidently thinking it was G’naughty G’nort (who was once turned into a goat for several days). The goat was not G’naughty G’nort as G’naughty G’nort was busy calling at the time.  Yet, the goat seemed to take quite the liking to G’naughty G’nort…. and the jokes that are coming to mind are just too dirty for even us to type!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife Rory REALLY unloaded on SPEEDSTER Nova!!! She clearly believes her husband that he is not the father of Jaycy’s spawn (as much as he knocks up his own wife, does he really even have time???) but she was still LIVID!!!  It seems that she was not the least bit happy to hear that Jaycy was talking about her behind her back. Our sources say that the pair was also discussing the status of her current mental health issues which are the result of some sort of magical accident. Iiiiinteresting! We can’t wait for these ladies to pop out their babies so we can watch them get down and DIIIIIRTY, by the way!!!

In the best news of the night, Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort SHOT Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris!!! Niiiiiice! It seems that G’nort didn’t like the training techniques that Harris was using on Big Britches Erin which it seems consisted of punching her whenever he felt like it. The bullet hit Harris in the shoulder and he bled around the Arena for quite a bit until SPEEDSTER Nova could be convinced to use his innate abilities to patch Harris up. The incident got G’naughty G’nort QUITE the lecture from Luscious Lydia later in the night!!!

Tony also made an appearance Saturday night and SHOCKED us all by making fun of someone else’s accent. WHAT?!?! The sad thing is that boy is really that clueless. It’s a good thing he’s so SMOKIN’ HAWT and unintentionally funny!!! The person in question was dripping with gorgeousness!!! One HAWT broad!!! Tony was at least smooth enough to get a drink out of her. However, we never did catch her name. You better believe we’ll be watching out for her, though!

To make his night even more interesting, he somehow convinced Amber that he was a qualified dueling instructor. We think his interest in her was much more superficial and selfish than wanting to help her become a better duelist!!! In fact, he got her to promise to make him dinner one night in exchange for “teaching” her! So in one night he got a drink bought for him from one HAWT chick and a promise of dinner from another!!!  You really just HAVE to admire his style, don’t you???

Oooooh! Did we note a hint of jealousy from Rix???  He was overheard questioning Hodge about rumors that she was seen giving “special attention” to Joex at the Warlord Tournament this past Monday night. After she reassured him that she only had eyes for him (Gag us!), the pair went on to attempt to convince SPEEDSTER Nova that he should make a play for Big Britches Erin!!! OMG!!! See, we’re not the only ones who would think this couple utterly FABULOUS!

Posted: March 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
Comments: none

The Red Dragon Inn never fails the drama hungry does it??? Hina seemed to have LOST it when she found that Skid up and left the city with their son. There was some sort of rumor that he headed off to some demon realm to visit his family. Seriously, what did the girl expect after letting a demon father her child??? TRASH-tastic Jade seemed to have her under control but as soon as she left, Hina attacked Stitch for claiming that he ate her kid. Stitch body slammed Hina and she stormed out once he let her up.

Skid was seen in the Inn a short time later with Bree who caught the confrontation between Stitch and Hina. Skid didn’t seem the least bit concerned for the well-being of his baby’s mama. Instead, he seemed much more interested in securing some candy. Niiiice! Is anyone really surprised??? Were we the only ones that saw this ending badly from the very beginning???

You know we’ve wildly reported on our love of DoD-er Evie but even we have to admit that Brale Brother Baker and mass amounts of alcohol are starting to rot her pretty little brain!!! She was seen hanging out at the bar throwing back mugs of ale with her man Tuesday night. The topic of conversation was…. barely understandable. We think our sources may need to get their alcohol translators calibrated.

It turned into an impromptu double date as Evie’s fellow sister in sin, DoD-er Rena, wandered in with her new man, Aaron. According to our sources, despite the incident from the prior night where Aaron accidently struck Rena, the two were getting along famously!!! In fact, Rena was even caught SMILING after Aaron made a joke. Iiiiinteresting!

Bane is certainly bouncing back into shape…. in more ways than one!!! Of course, he’s looking mighty fine these days in the rings but he’s also getting his flirt on with a number of women. It’s fun, harmless, and quite entertaining!!! He’s been seen charming the likes of Myria, hottie Hodge, and the Luscious Lydia!!! He didn’t even seem to be that taken aback when his ex Jaycy walked through the door. It’s good to see him back on his feet!

Speaking of Baroness of Dockside/Little Black Book Jaycy, isn’t it interesting that she was seen entering just a couple seconds after The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan??? She was actually later heard making fun of Sartan’s wife, Rory, in front of a fairly large crowd that included G’naughty G’nort and Hodge!!! In fact, she was overheard by our sources picking at the rumored mental health issues that Rory has been supposedly dealing with. Jaycy is NASTY and BLATANT!!! But, man, does she make the duels drama-tastic and, thus, we must love her!

Posted: March 1st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
Comments: none

A talented pool of warlords that included many former barons and several former overlords gathered to fight it out in the Winter cycle Warlord Tournament! There were no rings up for grabs but the prizes for the night were an intercession-free shot at the Overlord and a challenge shot at one of the barons!

The surprise of the night to those gathered to participate and those present to witness the event was that former Overlord Xeno was among those vying for a prize!!! He gained quite a few second glances from some of the less experienced warlords. You could tell that there was one or two a bit intimidated to have such a legend in their midst!!! Who can blame them?!?!

Baroness of Dockside/Little Black Book Jaycy was present and she certainly wasn’t doing anything to stop those rumors that she and former flame Sartan have heated up an old romance. She was overheard greeting him warmly and calling him “hon”. How cute… or else it would be if he wasn’t MARRIED!!! Is it just us or did Jaycy get quite the evil eye from Sartan’s pregnant wife, Rory, when she entered with SPEEDSTER Nova later in the night. We’re totally smelling major drama brewing there.

Jaycy was seen later chatting with Cas about many issues, including The Diamond himself. Our sources say that she was seen holding her belly and was sporting just a bit of a pouch!!! When Cas questioned her on whether or not she’d be entering an upcoming tournament, she seemed uncomfortable and avoided responding directly. OMG!!! Could she be knocked up to??? If Sartan’s knocked up both his wife and a mistress at the same time, we’ll so have to rename him Super Sperm Sartan!!! That would be totally MAJOR!

Hawtie Hodge seemed to be keeping a close eye on rising star Joex as he competed throughout the night!!! We always thought that it would be Rix whose attention span would end this relationship but maybe it’s Hodge’s eyes that are starting to wander. They certainly picked an interesting place to wander to!!!

In the end Aurora walked away with the win and took the Overlord challenge as her prize while the FIERCE Aya took the Baron’s challenge. We love when the ladies dominate. HAWT!!!

Congratulations, Aurora and Aya!!!

Posted: February 27th, 2008 under Tournaments.
Comments: none

Le sigh. Will these girls never learn??? Rumor on the street is that Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are engaged. And just when you thought that they moved awfully fast, TRASH-tastic Jade and Playboy Demon Damien were overheard announcing their own engagement to Hina and Skid. OMG! He cheated on you less than a month ago for crying out loud!!! If you’re going to be a wet rag and take back a man after he cheats, you must at least make him pay for a couple months! There should be roses and jewelry and groveling!

The good news is that TRASH-tastic Jade hasn’t made it down the aisle with any of her other engagements and we don’t think that Playboy Demon Damien will fare any better. We don’t feel as confident about Frat Boy Dean and Rocky Road Rhy. She’s really got him suckered into thinking she’s half-sane.

We HEART Ewan! He’s such the gentleman! He was seen chatting with Sianna about her wedding plans. Rumors have the couple tying the knot sometime in the spring! What a grand, happy event that will be! We were nervous for the pair after such a short courtship but they have taken their time with the engagement and we might actually think that Sianna and Johnny might be one of those rare couples that last!!! Good for them for taking the time to get to know each other instead of racing down the aisle! As for Ewan, isn’t he going to make such a perfect daddy???

Head Pussy Panther seemed to be in a cranky mood when he was seen entering the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night and even had sharp words for several of the Inn’s rowdier patrons! However, after a couple shared intimate looks and quiet words from the lovely S’jira, he was back to a harmless kitten!!! We love that girl and we’re so glad she’s back among us! She may look meek and mild but it must take a strong woman to be able to keep Heady Pussy Panther in line!!!

CHARITY Jewell was in a fantastic mood while slinging drinks Sunday night! She explained her good mood to Alysia and later SMASHING Issy, saying her husband, Stephen, has been released for his anti-governmental activities and the pirate is free to steal, loot, rape, and pillage the city once again! Are we the only ones that believe that prison is where pirates belong??? CHARITY Jewell actually seemed proud of her wayward husband for spending time behind bars. Classy. Very classy.

Speaking of SMASHING Issy, how fantastic is it to see her in the Inn again??? It sounds as if her duties with the Scath-babes have kept her quite busy! In fact, she didn’t even take the night completely off from the business of keeping the city safe! She was overheard discussing crime with Lucky and Alysia. Take a night off, girlfriend! Let your hair down!

You know what we totally LOVE about Locke??? He’s one of the very few male jocks around here that really care about how he presents himself! He spent the early evening hours fitting in duels in the Annex and then late into the evening, he was seen looking smartly dressed in the Inn. We hear he was at the bar discussing possibly taking a tender position with SUUUUUPER Des!!! Move over Tucker! You may have some competition for the title of “Hottest Tender Bachelor”!

To make the night even better, it seems that Locke may have learned his lesson about the PAAARRRTY Girls! While Chase and Atalanta were both in the bar, tittering amongst themselves, Locke barely acknowledged them!!! He eventually did join their table but the interaction seemed horridly awkward. Things certainly seem to have cooled down between him and PAAAAARRRTY Girl Atalanta. Thank goodness! He needs a good girl!

Things were busy in the Annex during Fight Night as well! The night started off with Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan exchanging harsh words with G’naughty G’nort for sitting on the couch with the caller on duty, Rory, who just so happens to be SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife! Now we have to admit that nobody really wants their wife spending extended time with G’naughty G’nort but SMOKIN’ Sartan is constantly linked with Little Black Book/Baroness of Dockside Jaycy!!! That seems a bit hypocritical to us!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s night didn’t get any better! In fact, he was seen exchanging harsh words with a good handful of people, including Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris and SPEEDSTER Nova. Nobody could quite figure out WHAT his problem was!!! Our vote is on ‘Roid Rage! We’d love to know what sort of enhancements he’s taking!

Things did NOT go well for Cutey Carley in her Fashion Throw Down with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! The ladies went head-to-head in a best of three match-up but it only took two duels for Koy to bring the cute blonde elf doooooown! Quite a crowd had gathered but there was no mood or jello much to the dismay of many. Even Hunky Carpenter Glenn was present in the Annex to support his maybe/sorta/kinda girlfriend! Cutey Carley took quite the beating! She couldn’t even make it home! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy offered her a room in the Outback and the lovely Hodge helped her get there. Needless to say, Cutey Carley will be glammed out in some serious duds over the next week.

….And as for us, we’re already hoping for a REMATCH!!!

Posted: February 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
Comments: none

Early Tuesday evening worlds collided in the Red Dragon Inn as Ayly, Soerl’s wife, met her husband’s former mistress’s friends — AJ and Phillipe!!! While we’d been expecting AJ to go all knock-down/drag-out on behalf of her friend the interaction was actually quite pleasant. The two women seemed to get along charmingly. That is until Phillipe reminded us why we gave him the moniker “The Bum” in the first place!!! He choose that particular moment in the middle of the Inn to douse his unsuspecting wife with a pitcher of water down the front of her top. Quite classy.

The bar was quite busy last night as Ayly slung drinks with the always lovely Amber! The Double A Team! We love the pair together! Amber provided the crowd with doughnuts  and ready smiles while Ayly was there to keep the booze flowing and greet newcomers. Love it!

We hear that Soerl stopped in briefly to check on his wife but looked quite distracted. After barely any words passing between them and several short kisses, Soerl wandered out without much explanation!!! We’re desperately wondering just how much of his decision to leave Van was for the good of his child and how much of it was because he’s still in love with his wife!!!

Peredhil and Potter Piper were seen sitting by the hearth together but the vibe between them was most certainly tense! However, Peredhil escaped it to go join Juliane as soon as he spotted the sweet blonde. We love Juliane but, oh, how we weep for Perry and Pipes!!! After a quick word with DoD-er Rena, Potter Piper fled into the night. Our heart aches for her!!!

We have a feeling that we’re not the only ones disappointed. The DIVINE Storm was there in a booth with her yummy husband Ewan and we’ve got a feeling that she wants her friends happy TOGETHER almost as much as we do! However, we don’t think she was paying the least bit of attention to the unfolding drama around her. She and Ewan seemed to be quite over the moon about something and very into their own private conversation!

It seems that Ethan has gotten over his Atalanta crush! Thank the heavens for small favors! Maeve is so much more grounded than those PAAAARRRTY Girls. He was seen inspecting a gash that Maeve had received from one of the animals on her refuge and appeared quite concerned. The pair had a friendly, upbeat talk and there definitely appeared to be a connection there!

Living in this city very little seems odd anymore but Tuesday night’s challenge in the Outback for Moonberyl between the lizard-man Bran and a pink puffball named Jigglypuff was a bit… unusual to say the least! Mini-Frank Cor called the inter-species match-up while a small crowd watched on in confusion. Bran quickly proceeded to take the first to matches to defend the Moonberyl Opal and, thus, proved that lizards are better than…. puffballs?

Congratulations, Bran!

“The” Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and his wife Rory were spotted together briefly in the Outback but didn’t quite squelch the rumors that he’s been getting busy with Jaycy! She didn’t appear all that pleased with him but, from our experience, pregnant women usually aren’t very pleased ever. She was overheard trying to convince her husband and SPEEDSTER Nova to let Nova’s daughter come to the dueling venues. The men were firmly against it! Are we the only ones that are dyyyying to see the product of a Nova/Shanni union???

Also present was HAWTIE Hodge and her new “companion” Rix. The pair were still acting quite chummy!!! However, our sources did get the feeling that Hodge is a bit wary of that reputation of womanizing that Rix has gained over the years! You better be, sister! Keep your eyes on that one! The pair left the Outback together and we must mention that there was a report to the Watch of a streaker that fit Rix’s description (he does kind of stick out with that height and all) in the park accompanied by a brunette that fit Hodge’s description.  We don’t buy that rumor, though!

Poor Luscious Lydia! It seems Fashion Week is taking quite the toll on her! We hear that she was seen in the Outback talking to G’naughty G’nort about the pressures of the week. She looked like she needed a good long soak in a bubble bath! We hear the girls are making quite the positive impression on Fashion Week among critics and buyers alike even if they don’t believe they cater to the more upscale population! You go, Lydia!

Posted: February 6th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
Comments: none

Our sources were a little surprised to see all three members of that new love triangle together in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night enjoying one another’s company!!! In fact, Frank was overheard mentioning to the Bum Phillipe that he’d like to see Phillipe’s wife, AJ, in a French maid outfit. That man’s got some cajones! Major! Our money’s on Frank!!! We think he could crush Phillipe with his little pinky!!!

Nooooo! Say it ain’t so! It’s been just over a week since Pipes and Perry were spotted in public together and on the last occassion Peredhil didn’t even acknowledge Potter Piper!!! Instead, he spent the night chatting up Miss Mercy…. and that’s exactly what our sources saw him doing Sunday night as well. We hate to hate on Miss Mercy but…. HOW DARE SHE!!! We don’t like this. We don’t like this one bit.

Our hope for a happy ending to the Pipes and Perry saga was further diminished when we heard reports that later in the evening Peredhil looked quite uncomfortable when Maeve asked if Potter Piper would be joining him when he visited Maeve’s refuge. Evidently, he admitted that he didn’t believe so and that he had not seen Potter Piper in well over a week!!! How sad!

So maybe things in Hodge’s personal life are getting a bit more clear! We hear that she was hanging out in the Inn with the very same man she’s been crushing on for well over a month — Rix. We can only imagine that the pair were avoiding the dueling venues to avoid having to get teasing from their friends!!! They certainly would have gotten some with the mushy manner in which they were acting!!! Now Rix has quite the history with the women of the Arena so we won’t call this a “love match” yet but it appears that there’s definitely some chemistry!

Love and flirting were the theme of the evening! From what we have heard, Davarin and Kacey are officially back together!!! Good for him!!! He seems to know a good thing when he sees it. The pair were caught engaging in quite the liplock and later Davarin was seen hurrying her on out!

Although, Quel’s been seen quite a bit with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee in recent days, Sunday night he was seen rubbing the back of Chase who was in tears. Why was the boozing party girl in tears??? Who knows?!?! She must be one of those drunk criers! Someone needs to warn Quel before he gets in over his head with that one! It seems that Locke learned that lesson. He’s seemed to have made his decision between the two PAAARRRTY girls as Sunday night he was seen chatting intimately with Atalanta. We bet she’s the more grounded of the two girls but, really, that’s not saying a whole lot!

We doubt SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee is too terribly torn up! She was seen leaving late into the night with her on-again/off-again boyfriend, Julien. The pair were supposedly heading to his home for a little late night booooooty call! Sin-alicious!

CHARITY Jewell was spotted having a very serious conversation with Head Pussy Panther! We hear both of them were sporting some very somber expressions!!! Jewell was evidently quite concerned for Panther’s well being. We sure hope everything’s okay!

Downstairs in the Annex, Taneth was briefly spotted during Fight Night! Taneth spottings are so few and far between these days that we can’t help but get excited!!! Quite a few of her friends have been worried about her these days when she does appear but we hear that she sounded relatively coherent and appeared to be in good health Sunday night. That’s a relief!

Rory was overheard asking Speedster Nova if she could move into his house in the event that “The Diamond” Smokin’ Sartan throws her out!!! OMG!!! Would he really toss his pregnant wife out into the streets?!?! This fuels the rumor that there is something blooming between Smokin’ Sartan and his former girlfriend, Baroness of Dockside Jaycy! Sartan has denied those rumors on many occassions but this news certainly doesn’t help quelch those reports.

Admist reports from several legitimate sources that Luscious Lydia had been shot recently, she appeared in the Annex albiet a bit shakily. She looked STUNNING though in a beautiful blue dress!!! We really thought that considering the reports of her violent brush with danger, Grem would reappear to take care of her. Unfortunately, Lydia was alone when she was seen. Yet, she had a smile on and seemed to be in an upbeat mood! We really hope the best for her!

We hear that Big Britches Erin was also seen hanging out with Speedster Nova late into the evening. They just seemed to be chatting with no flirtatious looks flying. However, we really dig these two as a couple. Big Britches Erin needs a sarcastic jerk to keep her in place! Cowboy Jake won’t keep her attention for very long. Make your move Nova!!!

Posted: January 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
Comments: none