What in the world is wrong with Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade??? Certainly we’re used to her trashy ways but we hear that she entered the Red Dragon Inn Monday night wearing a “dress” that just barely had enough fabric to cover the necessary parts. It was over the top even for her! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean were both more than a little concerned about her choice of clothing and vacant expression we hear.

Potter Piper was seen chatting with Sylvia and Hudson about the Merry Mischief’s kite flying event! We hear that the event is to take place this Monday in the Glen at two in the afternoon! How fabulous! Both ladies certainly seemed excited about the event. Knowing those mischief makers, it’ll certainly be a fun afternoon of merriment! We wonder if The Hud is into kite flying! We’re starting to suspect that he’ll be into it if Sylvia is into it!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was all about the kites as well Monday night! It seems she’s trying to raise awareness for the faaaabulous hobby! She was even overheard trying to convince Guthorm to come to the event. We’re not so sure he’s the kite flying type but major props to Eless for giving it a go!

Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena expressed their surprise when Tiny Tucker showed up to take a shift behind the bar as Monday nights aren’t typically a day that he’s been known to tend bar. Tiny Tucker was overheard saying that he was in need of a “change of pace”! We wonder if this has something to do with the major blow up he had with Doc Eva. Speaking of which, there have been absolutely no Doc Eva sightings that we know of since that night! We sure hope she’s okay!

Just when we were staaaaarving for a SUUUUPER Des spotting, she was seen Monday night in the Outback calling duels. Even more interesting, however, was WHO she was calling duels for! It seems that Jesse, the cocky pain in the neck himself, is back!!! OMG!!! Lock up your womenfolk! The boy’s on the prowl! He was seen talking smack with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt in a ring and showed the old Gov a thing or two!

The trash talking didn’t end there! Jesse was later seen “catching up” with SMOKIN’ Sartan…. which just seemed to be an hour period of the pair exchanging blows in a ring and insults outside of it. We’re so glad Jesse’s back!!! The boy’s just MADE for good drama!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Huh. It had been a typical night in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night. Therapist Chryrie was chatting with Den Mama Sid about Krazy Kitty’s antics while Den Mama Sid tended bar and her main squeeze Scottie listened to Miss Mercy spin some tall tales! But then things got a bit…. odd. Sid went to the loo and Scottie, who appeared a bit disturbed, followed her in! There was some thudding and raised voices and then the pair came out drenched and laughing! ….er, we don’t even want to hazard a guess on that one. We’re just reporting!

We hear that Caitlin has THANKFULLY reconsidered her decision to move in with Ethan! Yay…. right??? WRONG! Instead, she’s moving in with Aaric!!! NOOOOO! Come on, kids! Take it slow. Get to know each other. Go on dates. Don’t just jump right into the moving in together thing! Le sigh. We need to start a home for young, naive women like this! We’d show them the path towards lasting relationships and respectability!

Evidently SMASHIN’ Issy was politely telling a young fan that she could not go with them on patrols of the city. Those Scath-babes sure have a following among the impressionable preteen girls of the city! We’re not sure if that’s encouraging or frightening. We’re leaning towards the latter! The girls pleas were adorable, though! Poor SMASHIN’ Issy! Can’t even get a drink in the Inn in peace! However, maybe that’s the last place in the city one should expect to get a drink in peace.

Taneth has been spotted several times over the last week, including Saturday night, acting quite odd…. at least for her. Our lovely little fruit vendor was seen offering food to the patrons of the Inn which isn’t odd in and of itself but her behavior was just off! Instead of the bouncing, peppy woman that everyone is used to seeing, it seems that this Taneth is quiet, subdued, and very still! She almost has us worried!

Twin Spice and Tiny Tucker were spotted hanging out together in the Inn’s basement Arena! While we REALLY think Tucker’s much more up this naughty girl’s alley, we here she was busy talking about the dinner date she’d just had with Awesome Alain to celebrate his birthday! Still color us SHOCKED that Twin Spice and Awesome Alain are a couple. Just plain odd. We hear that Warrior Pixie Trinala orchestrated a run-in between Mini-Franker Cor and Twin Spice, saying that the pair needed to kiss. The pair used to date but things seemed quite awkward. Poor Trinala had no clue!

As for Tiny Tucker, his night didn’t go so hot AT ALL! AND IT WAS KILLER!!! The hunky tender had been nursing a drink and watching the duels when Doc Eva came STORMING through the door! And when we say STORMING, we mean raging, insanely angry, cursing, and shouting! It was shocking to say the least coming from Doc Eva! Tiny Tucker seemed adamant but kept his tone hushed. Doc Eva most certainly did NOT! Unfortunately, our sources couldn’t piece together enough from her end of the conversation to figure out what was up. However, the conversation didn’t last long! She was seen stomping out of the Arena shortly after. Niiiiiice!

In some MAJOR dueling news, our sources report back to use that the legendary former Overlord Dalamar was spotted in the Arena Saturday night! No freaking way!!! This is the very same Dalamar that has a bracket named after him in the Madness Tournament. His old friends — SPEEDSTER Nova, SMOKIN’ Sartan, and CHUNKY Rix — were more than a little shocked to see him. In fact, SPEEDSTER Nova was so shocked that he allowed Dalamar to convince him to hop in a ring!!! What a great surprise!

Posted: May 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh my, oh my! Crazy Train Tara was in the Red Dragon Inn Thursday upset about there being someone out to get her. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee attempted to convince her she was safe but, as usual, there was no telling C.T. Tara anything! The only time she was side tracked from her fear were during the periods of time she was admiring her “pretty” feet in her fluffy kitten heeled slippers. She leaves us feeling soooo confused!

Later into the night she was spotted playing tonsil hockey with Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert in the middle of the Inn! Ugh! Ew! Where is Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell??? This girl needs therapy STAT! ….And a good scrubbing to disinfect her!

We hear that there’s a rumor that Smooooth Cowboy Jake’s horse spent Wednesday night tied to the post at the Inn! By Thursday night, he was discovered by DoD-er Rena and Doc Eva who were quite concerned that he’d leave his horse over night. Whatever, ladies! Jake left his old nag to go play with some young filly! Give him a couple of days and he’ll roll on back into town satisfied and exhausted!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena, one of our sources actually overheard P-Imp accusing G’naughty G’nort of sexual harassment in the workplace….. towards the P-Imp! Are you kidding us??? As bad as G’naughty G’nort is, he has ABSOLUTELY nothing on P-Imp! We’re still just shocked and amazed by the sheer number of hot, nubile, young women that P-Imp has had his grubby little mitts on! Yet he still has a job! We’re starting to wonder if there is ANYTHING at all that one can do to get fired as a caller in the Arena.

It seems that things are still working out well for Baroness of Dockside Lil’ Black Book Jaycy and her alleged future baby’s daddy, Leo. She was spotted in the Arena congratulating him on his Madness win which puts Leo as one of the Final Four! We still say this relationship has no staying power. The real reason that L.B.B. Jaycy prefers Dockside is that it gives her easy access to all the sailors, looking for an easy score after months and months at sea!

Also making his way into the Final Four of the MADNESS competition on Thursday was young gun, Joex! Joex took down the much more experienced SMOKIN’ Sartan in a closely fought match. However, SMOKIN’ Sartan didn’t have a whole lot left to fight for. His main reason for entering the tournament was to keep a lower ranked duelist from gaining control of the Overlord title. At this point, all that remains are warlords so SMOKIN’ Sartan can leave the tournament comfortable that his mission has been accomplished!

He was seen a bit later talking with Hottie Hodge. It seems Hodge is a wee bit worried that Rix’s recent absence might just be because he’s avoiding her! Sartan didn’t do much to dispel that fear! It’s okay, girl! You can do better! Buck up!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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A collection of some of the Outback hardest hitting duelists gathered this past Sunday night in the Outback to duke it out to see who would replace SMOKIN’ Sartan as the Outback’s biggest ego– er, we mean, as The Diamond! With DoD-er Rena and Rat-tastic Napoleon calling, six top ranking brawlers showed to see which man would reign supreme, including SMOKIN’ Sartan who was there to defend his title as well as many-time winner The Gov MAN-tastic Matt!

SMOKIN’ Sartan made a crack about being “sneaky” and his opponent at the time, Venom Vinny, immediately questioned to see if his wife “knew about that problem”. SMOKIN’ Sartan was more than a little confused. It seems that he doesn’t know Venom Vinny that well! You’ve got to love Venom Vinny! Even after the jig is up and his wife has left for more loyal pastures, he’s still trying to get tips on how to refine his technique for next time! We sure hope there’s a next time very soon. This guy’s just too good for our blog for words!!!

The lovely Taneth was present cheering for… well, pretty much everyone as usual! In fact, we believe she may have even cheered for the caller, RAT-tastic Napoleon on one or two occasions! She was looking lovely as always, of course! We’re definitely looking forward to that hug we’re hoping to get from her in the marketplace on Saturday!

Interestingly enough, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was in fact present and looking stunning as usual but was surprisingly sitting on the sidelines! The self-proclaimed Lady of the Outback actually sat this DQ out! She was seen sitting at a table and quietly talking with SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife, Rory, who is getting pleasantly plump and pregnant. The pair seemed quite involved in their own conversation. We wonder what THAT was about!

In the end of the round robin tournament, three participants emerged with tied records, including SMOKIN’ Sartan! Despite a pretty impressive effort to repeat, he failed and it was FILF Kheldar who emerged from the crowd to collect yet ANOTHER Diamond!

Congratulations, Kheldar!

Posted: May 2nd, 2008 under Tournaments.
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- “Listen, man. Don’t be all bitter because your shirt shows that you’re pushing a B-cup. I’m not the one who dressed you. ” The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan to Cute Single Dad Bane.

- “”Why thank you. I’m careful to keep it groomed, and ever stylish.” Deadbeat Dad Alex when complimented on his pretty hair. As insane as he is, part of us has to admit that we love D.D. Alex.

- “I’m the kinda guy women love to hate! They hate me, and then they love me!” Or so claims Brale Brother Baker!

- “I don’t understand what’s so hard to follow with us! BoozeBoozeInsultBoozeSex! That’s it!” Another deep thought from DoD-er Eve.

- “You do need to be careful, though, Nova. If you shelter her too much, she’ll run off with a biker and pierce her naval and tattoo Bubba on her boobs.” Big Britches Erin warning SPEEDSTER Nova why he shouldn’t be too over protective of his daughter. Doesn’t it sound as if she’s speaking from experience???

- ” I wore heels once. I was busting a buddy outta jail.” Are we the only ones dying to know the rest of Brale Brother Baker’s story?

- “I wonder if there’s enough room for Sartan’s ego and Bran’s tail in that ring.” Soerl on a match in the Outback between The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran.

- “Nice to meet you, Brian. Did we have intercourse?” So asked Tara. Only in RhyDin.

- “Name’s P’Imp. I’m the Overlord. Wanna see my sword?” The Imp hitting on a new, unsuspecting young woman.

- “If you need help, Rena, I’m here! And maybe a test of how long a sugar high can last.” So said RAT-tastic Napoleon while clutching a box of sweets!

Posted: May 2nd, 2008 under Overheard.
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OMG, peoples! The love fest between Frat Boy Dean and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy MUST end! The pair were up to their lovey dovey routine again Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We can’t take anymore of their cuddling and pet names. We’re dying for a big blow-out fight between the pair! We’re hungry for some drama! Feeeeeed us!

Frat Boy Quinn is certainly the little trouble maker! He had a date to meet Booze Sis Hina at the bar Monday night but while waiting for her was working a very lovely blonde. Unfortunately for him, his date arrived juuuuust as the new girl seemed to be falling for his charms! We’ve got a feeling that Hina’s not the type of girl to be fooling around on! If you want to continue to sow your wild oats, drop the girlfriend, buddy! You’re only going to get into trouble in the end.

Although, Johnny wasn’t on duty Monday night that didn’t keep his wifey-to-be Sianna from putting him to work! We hearing that he was tending her rather than the rest of the patrons by filling her drink order. How cute! Although, there have been rumors floating around that the reason Sianna’s been keeping a low profile is that she’s already knocked up, our sources saw no signs that she’d have difficulty fitting into her wedding dress in a couple days! We believe those rumors to be completely bogus but we don’t doubt that she’ll be knocked up before the end of the year!

We hear that Alysia and Krazy Kitty were overheard discussing Therapist Chryrie’s recent moodiness and fiery temper. Krazy Kitty even stated that Chryrie is no longer wearing her wedding ring! What a bummer! We would feel bad for her but there’s already rumors circulating that Chryrie is spending a good deal of time with Hawk! Well, he’s certainly yummy enough to get one’s mind off a failed marriage! Good for her!

The room temperature jumped a good twenty-five degrees as soon as Den Mama Sid appeared behind the bar for her shift! The patrons certainly seemed happy to see her and we don’t think it’s just because she makes a mean martini! Man, do we love her! It’s good to see her back behind the bar regularly once again.

Bad Boy Wil was a bit surprised to hear that the rumors of Eless’s return are in fact true! He got the news from DoD-er Rena but seemed oddly unimpressed. WHAT?!?! Wasn’t he desperately, madly in love with her? He says he’s giving up on love but booo on that! We hear that he also propositioned DoD-er Rena if Potter Piper were to turn him down again. Classy, Bad Boy Wil. Very, very classy.

SPEEDSTER Nova was spotted in the Outback sporting a t-shirt that said “Ask me about bad parenting!” that was evidently courtesy of his daughter! HIGH-larious! We’re dying to meet this girl but evidently SPEEDSTER Nova is quite strict about keeping her out of the typical public venues. We love sassy teens! His dear friend (and fellow over protective father) The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan reassured him that he was an excellent father. Well, if The Diamond says it then it must be true…. right????

Posted: April 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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After an extended absence, Playboy Demon Damien showed back up in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night to the fanfare of his very own crier! You’ve got to be kidding us! Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade did not look the least bit excited to see him return and she did not look amused when he addressed her as “love”. We hear that The Other Woman Lain encouraged her not to let him run her out of the Inn but TRASH-tastic Jade was not in the mood to put up with P.D. Damien’s antics and bailed. We hate to admit it but…. we agree with The Other Woman Lain! Don’t let that mutt make you run!

We hear that Bree was passing out fliers listing Icer as “Missing”! We have to admit that we haven’t spotted her in quite some time. However, isn’t it a bit ironic that one of RhyDin’s most recognizable dragons has seemed to have disappeared from the city??? We have a feeling that maybe she finally had enough of all her offspring and ESCAPED!!! That’s what we would do if we were her!

Amnesiac Tara was still hyping her wedding to Mini-Frank Cor. In fact, she evidently asked SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee to attend and, in fact, reminded her to invite her current husband! That is a good point, SPLENDIFEROUS One! Doesn’t she need to divorce/kill her previous husband before she can marry another??? With what we’re hearing of her prior matrimonial record, Mini-Franker should be shaking in his teeny tiny boots!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and The Diamond (at least for another week) SMOKIN’ Sartan have been seen spending an awful lot of time together one-on-one! We’re dying to know what their significant others think about that! SMOKIN’ Sartan and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were seen having a pretty intimate and intense conversation Sunday night in the Annex during Fight Night while Koy munched on some food. Iiiiinteresting!

Posted: April 23rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that PAARTY Girl Atalanta was spotted tending the bar with a bandaged wrist Monday night! No word on what caused the affliction. She seemed to be in good spirits so don’t take our concern the wrong way! We bet the girl’s just clumsy. She certainly seems to have the clumsy gene…. or perhaps she was just wasted and fell down. She is one of the PAARTY Girls after all!

Our sources tell us that Mini-Frank Cor is back…. as if nothing happened. Interesting. To make matters even more confusing, he was seen Monday night in the company of Amnesiac Tara who is claiming that he’s her boyfriend… but she doesn’t seem to know his last name. Well, we can’t really blame her for that! His last name is a bit on the ridiculous side! However, with the rumors of her current mental state, we must ask — has Mini-Frank Cor really sank so low that he’s taking advantage of the deranged now???

Lang was slopping on the charm for Therapist Chryrie but we don’t think he’ll get very far! He actually accused her of being jealous of his attentions to TRASH-tastic Jade!!! OMG! We’ve got a feeling that Therapist Chryrie and her sister aren’t really sure what jealousy feels like. Nice taste, Lang, but that girl’s NEVER going to de-ice for you!

Fathers of preteen daughters are the same EVERYWHERE! SPEEDSTER Nova and The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan were seen discussing a particular admirer of SPEEDSTER Nova’s daughter with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt who seems to be using city resources to spy on teenage boys! These guys are the ones whose little girls reach sixteen and HATE them for scaring away all their dates. The fireworks will be PRICELESS to watch! You stay classy, men of the Outback!

Speaking of fireworks, we hear that someone STORMED out of MAN-tastic Matt’s office after spending quite some time in there with The Gov himself! Our sources believe the man may have been a relation to MAN-tastic Matt’s wife, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! The Gov didn’t look very happy either when he finally emerged. Iiiiiinteresting!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan was seen entertaining a pretty little elf who we hear goes by Sera! As much as we’d loooove to accuse The Diamond of naughty things (and as much as he probably deserves it), we hear that he wasn’t trying to hit on the new face. Instead, SUUUUPER Des introduced the girl to him so that she may learn a bit more about the Outback’s fights. Our sources have seen this girl around and we are all quite intrigued by her! After a bit of research we found that she owns a new seamstress shop in the market called The Ethereal Loom! Check it out and let us know what you think!

Posted: April 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Whoa. The Red Dragon Inn is certainly a good deal more…. colorful on the nights that Tara makes an appearance. Sunday night was just one of those nights and, as usual, we’re having trouble making sense of all that our sources wish to report! Evidently she was overheard telling SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee that she would like to get to know Frat Boy Tristen a bit better before she “let him delight” on her naked body. Iiiinteresting! We hear that Tristen was quite confused! Evidently, Frat Boy Tristen’s been quite loyal to TRASH-tastic Jade as of late. We pity him.

Our sources also tell us that Tara was seen meeting her husband later in the evening. That’s some blow to the head she took if she can’t remember her own mate! Confused yet??? We certainly are!

Ha! Ethan was pretty darn toooore up! When Caitlin expressed concern over the battered look of his face, Ethan fessed up that DoD-er Rena’s man Boy Toy Aaron had accomplished the feat (…which we EXCLUSIVELY reported to you)! That cutie Caitlin should stay far, far away from Ethan. That boy is a walking mess! He literally cannot get anything right! And somebody really needs to teach him to duck a punch…. and SOON!!! We almost feel bad for him…. at least that is until we remember his tendency for heading off with PAARTY Girl Chase!

Miss Mercy was giving Jolyon a good ribbing over his constant companions — the Smith girls! Neither were present but we’re obviously not the only ones to notice his preference for the two lovely lasses! Miss Mercy was overheard asking if he too has caught the marriage bug. Jolyon remained mum and for that we HATE HIM!!! We’re still dyyyying to know which of the girls has caught his fancy!

We hear DoD-er Evie isn’t too pleased with us saying that ale has rotted out her brain! She was overheard telling Brale Brother Baker and Eless that the Great Gossip GangSTAR is no longer one of her favorite people. We are crushed, we tell you! CRUSHED!!! However, we must stick to our guns and continue to proclaim that the combination of ale and Baker has certainly caused Eve a loss of brain cells!

Wowzers! Our sources couldn’t catch the conversation but we hear that some steamy looks were being exchanged between Sylvia and Sianna’s bro, Hudson! The pair had a table all to themselves and were carrying on as if they were the only two in the Inn. There is definitely some heated chemistry between the pair! We just hope that they give into it! Sylvia deserves happiness and Hudson seems like just the sort that can deliver on such happiness!!!

Sunday night was the scene of more fast and furious MADNESS action in the Annex! The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan can keep his ego on full blast as he was able to proceed into the second round. Another winner of the night was Jaycy’s baby’s rumored daddy, Leo! He had little trouble dispatching his opponent and proceeding forward in the Dalamar bracket! We bet Jaycy’s oh-so proud!

Posted: April 19th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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MAJOR! We hear that Locke was talking with his girl PAARTY Girl Atalanta about his desire to break into the fashion industry! How HAWT would that be?!?! There’s plenty of good women’s fashion designers in the area. We think the city could definitely use some smokin’ hot men’s wear! We’d totally buy from Locke’s line! Evidently, Locke’s trying to score a bit of one-on-one time with THE woman in RhyDin for haute couture — DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy. No luck so far in getting that meeting with her. We’ll put a good word in for him, though!

Potter Piper and Bad Boy Wil were spotted again together Monday night. This pair is really weirding us out! The thought of them together is odd! We refuse to believe there is anything brewing here. Another of Wil’s possible flames, Siren, joined them at their table for drinks. At the end of the night, Piper was seen leaving alone so maybe rumors of a Wil/Piper romance have been over blown! We sure hope so!

Therapist Chryrie still seemed awfully troubled when she was seen at the bar late Monday night! Den Mama Sid who was tending was to the rescue, though! The two ladies were overheard talking quietly about what seemed to be quite the serious matter. And later Therapist Chryrie was seen whispering with the very hot Alysia in the same somber manner! We’re dyyyyying to know what’s up!

Silliness reigned supreme in the Outback Monday night and was led by SPEEDSTER Nova and his partner-in-crime The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! Even The Gov MAN-tastic Matt got into the act by threatening to use his gubernatorial powers to get a line of young men set-up to date SPEEDSTER Nova’s daughter! What we wouldn’t give for that little one to be released onto society???

We hear that Luscious Lydia is trying to get MAN-tastic Matt to hire her as a caller in the Outback! What a great idea? She seems to like hanging out there, her boyfriend’s seems to prefer the place, and she’d be surrounded by friends. Why not make a little extra cash while goofing off??? We definitely think MAN-tastic Matt should hire the green-haired hottie!

Posted: April 10th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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