SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen Tuesday night spending a bit of time with a dueling regular Daryl!!! He certainly appeared quite attentive to her needs. He invited her to spend a bit of “alone time” with him and the pair were seen leaving together to get to know each other a little better! Cue the knocking the boots music!

Wow! Now this is scary! Bloody Psycho Sera has been seen looking quite green around the gills lately and Tuesday night she was seen rushing for the bathroom!!! Also, Tuesday night a sparkling diamond ring was seen gracing her left ring finger and her man Equally Psycho Brian was seen beaming! Could she be pregnant??? Are they engaged??? What is this city coming to???

Blue-Haired Fiend Harris was spotted on the shores of Twilight Island early in the evening and then the Outback later in the evening bothering anyone and everyone because that’s what Harrises do best!!! Somebody needs to find his wife. We think he needs a good beating to get him back in line and she seems to be the only one who can do it!

Posted: October 22nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Just when you thought the Lang/Brian F. drama was over, the matter exploded once again last Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Claaaaassy. Brian F. made mention that he failed in killing Lang which got Icer and the gang all riled up. Then Brian called Rhy a moron (which, come on, she is!) which got her new man Brandon all riled up. Of course, TRASH-tastic Jade had to get involved because what is a undignified argument without her jumping in and spouting some of her verbal garbage?

Brian had some stellar comebacks for the TRASH-tastic one… but they’re just a bit on the randy side for us to post in here. We’ve got to admit, we have a bit of a soft spot for Brian and it’s not just because he told Jade what she could do with her mouth!

Bloody Psycho Sera showed up to try to calm the situation down but it just led to a nasty argument between her and her man Brian. Poor Bloody Psycho! She finally finds a man who is really into her and it turns out he’s more psycho than she is!!!

Deadbeat Dad Alex and The Other Woman Lain were both hanging out in the Inn during all the chaos and, of course, they assisted in instigating the mess. The bigger question, though, is where is The OTHER Other Woman Yami??? Are D.D. Alex and The Other Woman Lain back together??? We sure hope not because we liked them better when they were apart. Although, it would be awwwwwesome gossip fodder if Alex has left a second woman to be with Lain!!!

The Inn got a bit quiet after that. Our Evie and Brale Brother Baker did some of their drinking at the bar and kept Basalt quite busy refilling their mugs. There’s still no engagement ring on Evie’s finger and that makes us saaaaad! Pop the question already, B.B. Baker!

In the Outback, what started as “friendly” punching between Sartan and Harris denigrated into the pair duking it out in a ring. This match turned into a ground wrestling HAWT-a-thon…. and we remembered why everybody LOVES the Outback! HAWT, shirtless men getting it on! What? That’s not why YOU love the Outback??? You’ve got to be kidding me!!!

G’naughty G’nort was overheard giving The Gov Kitty some political advise. Doesn’t she have staff more mentally equipped to give her sound advice??? Must she really go to that sex-addicted, woman-hitting moron?!?! Come on, Gov!!!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena, Cas was pressing his challenge against the Baron of Seaside, Damien! Overlord Cletus stepped in, as is his right, to give the Warlord a Test of Worthiness. Baron G’naughty G’nort decided that Cas was worthy and, as is his right as a renegade baron, stepped in to face Cletus on the behalf of Cas. G’naughty G’nort did not do well! He did not do well at all! The Overlord took a perfect match and then took the Warlord down with almost as much ease!!! SIIIIICK!!! Well, that’ll certainly discourage some people from trying a shot at the Overlord or one of his loyal barons!

It was a good thing that the Overlord won the match because, by the looks of things, Damien was faaaaar too hammered to walk straight much less duel.

Congratulations to Overlord Cletus! And congratulations to Baron Damien for knowing the importance of talented friends in hiiiiigh places!

Posted: October 20th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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In an interesting twist of fate, it seems that in Bloody Psycho Sera’s current man, she may have found someone who is even too psychotic and blow-up prone for her in Brian F.!!! When our sources spotted her Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn, Bloody Psycho Sera seemed to be getting awfully sick of her current man’s on-going feud with Wanna-Be Pimp Lang!!! Sera attempted to get them to knock off the arguing but nothing seems to be working with those two. Poor Sera just can’t catch a break!

The MAN Xeno was seen getting quite snippy with someone that he appeared to know quite well at the bar. Wow! We’d love to see the former Overlord totally go POSTAL on someone’s unsuspecting ass!!!

So can we consider these two official yet??? The private investigators (and quite the hell-raising pair), Awesome Alain and DoD-er Charlie, were again spotted in each other’s company in the Inn! The alcohol flowed heavy and the looks exchanged were hooooot!!! Our sources were unsure if these two were about to kill each other or about to have sex right there on the table! Definitely interesting! We hear that they then took the show down to the Outback and things got quite testy between Charlie and G’naughty G’nort!!! Could he disapprove of this budding…. well, whatever it is???

We LOVE tall redheads so we were just as excited as Chryrie to find that Basalt is back in town!!! The HAWTIE bartender was seen at the bar getting her drink on and Chryrie was as giddy as a fan girrrl! What fabulous news!!!

Our sources report back that Koy was seen acting incredibly odd in the Outback laaaate Tuesday night. Even her fellow DoD-ers seemed startled by her behavior!!! Is the stress of trying to remain hip and current in the ever-changing fashion industry starting to weigh on her???

Posted: October 8th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Lang appeared quite frustrated Friday night when in the middle of the Red Dragon Inn he was accused by ex-girlfriend Rhy of manipulating her and telling her that he loved her all in order to sleep with her. Ryo had to literally pull the crazed jilted lover away from the scene so that cooler heads may prevail. That’s what happens when you play the game, Lang! If you’re going to be a player better be ready for the DRAMAZ! And, man, do we love Rhy. She’s totally the new Bloody Psycho Sera!!!

The Gov Kitty and Miss Mercy were in the Inn and up to trouble as usual. These two shouldn’t be allowed within a hundred yards from one another!!! They’re faaaar too much HAWT TROUBLE when together. This dynamic duo spent their time hitting on Antonio while he tended bar and passing mugs of ale to Lang to ease his “heartache”.

Speaking of getting people liquored up, Brale Brother Baker was seen keeping our Evie in constant supply of booze! They looked all cute and snuggly as Baker whispered sweet nothings in her ear. We’re still dyyyyying for these two to get married!!!

DoD-er Rena was seen in the Arena finally discussing the whereabouts of her Boy Toy Val with fellow DoD-er Charlie!!! Unfortunately, our sources FAILED to catch any details! We are ashamed and embarrassed by this disgrace and we promise to keep our ear to the ground for more details. Let’s just say that by the looks on the women’s faces, it doesn’t seem like he’s away on holiday!

Whore-acious Erin was also in the Arena shaking her lack of stuff. Now we used to think she was cute but since she decided to lead the charge against yours truly, we’ve decided she’s a slimy little wench!!! It’s on now, Whore-acious Erin!!! You don’t BOYCOTT The GangSTAR!!!

Posted: October 1st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Wednesday started off with a highly intellectual debate (read: schoolyard during recess) between Lang and Brian (the un-Ravelock one). Things got pretty heated with Brian zinging in a couple about Lang’s propensity to change women about as often as he changes bath water. HILARIOUS! We don’t know who would have won a physical fight between the two but Brian certainly won the battle of the wits! We were unimpressed with Lang’s “it takes a moron to know a moron” comeback. Brian’s gal, Bloody Psycho Sera, showed up on the scene to break the argument up before it turned into a scuffle. Awwww! What a bummer!

Sera’s distraction technique briefly failed when the target of Lang’s frequent dumpings Rhy arrived and was immediately ALL OVER Brian. She hugged on him right in front of Sera…. who appeared right stunned! Poor Sera! Not again!!! Well, thankfully for her, it appears she might have actually found a loyal one this time!!! Brian was quick to cast off Rhy and escorted Sera out for a more quiet night.

What is it with the craziness in this town??? It’s spreading!!! Our favorite little muffin of positive energy Taneth has been seen around town acting as if she doesn’t know ANY of her former friends. Ewan tried to break through to her Wednesday night in the Inn but it seems as if NOBODY can get through to her. She doesn’t remember ANYBODY!!! Poor, dear Taneth!

Carpenter Hunk Glenn was spotted with Luscious Lydia and DoD-er Rena having a conversation over drinks. Are we the only ones who find it a bit curious that Lydia is spotted in the company of Glenn far more often than she’s spotted in the company of her man Grem. If we were Grem, we’d put a ring on that green-haired beauty’s finger RIGHT QUICK before Glenn snatches her away!!! Our sources tell us that later in the night Lydia was getting attention from another interested male — Aaron. He was attempting to get Lydia to share a drink with him but ended up settling on conversation at the table in question. Lydia’s getting AWFULLY popular, Grem!!! Maybe green is the new blonde!!!

Posted: September 29th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Typically we start our blogs with the drama that took place in the Red Dragon Inn as it tends to be the biggest source of juicy gossip. However, Monday night it was not the Inn but the Outback that seemed to be the epicenter of a serious DRAMA EARTHQUAKE!!!

In the midst of the cycle’s Panther’s Claw Tournament being overseen by SUUUUPER Des, some MAJOR break-up action went down. Evidently cute, peppy Sugar saw the Gossip GangSTAR’s latest blog which mentioned that her man Bad Boy Darren (and, man, has he earned that moniker now!) went up to the room of Cute Single Erin!!! Sugar was LIVID!!!

She stormed into the Outback and laid into Erin while her sister Spice begged her to stop. It seems that Sugar’s anger was wrecking havoc on the magical bond the twins share. Darren stood aside and watched shamefully as Sugar laid one heck of a curse on Erin and then a similar one on Bad Boy Darren. Both Cute Single Erin and Bad Boy Darren looked like they wanted to crawl under a rock and die!

In the middle of this, G’naughty G’nort (who was a participant in the tournament) decided to stick his big nose into the drama. He was overheard calling Sugar a “banshee”! WHATEVER!!! Spice didn’t take too kindly to the insults against her sister and under the influence of that magic, she hauled off and punched G’nort!!! GOOD FOR HER!!! Unfortunately, he decided to hit her back. WHAT A GIANT IDIOT! Thankfully, Mini Frank Cor (who evidently is still dating the dark-haired twin) stepped in to pull Spice away which seemed to help bring her back under control.

Needless to say Bad Boy Darren and Sweet Sugar are OVER!!! And this break-up supersedes even the MARVELOUSLY DRAMATIC fall-out of Bloody Psycho Sera and her Dameon. This gets an immediate spot in our countdown of BEST BREAK-UPS EVAR!!!

….no, the drama didn’t stop there either!

For some odd reason, Unwashed Pirate Stephen and HEIFER Jewell, who were there to watch the tournament but spent most of their time threatening to take their clothes off, got into it withG’naughty G’nort. G’nort was evidently making all sorts of friends. Stephen lunges at G’nort but somehow tackled Good Boy Cor instead. We LOVED to see HEIFER Jewell and G’naughty G’nort go toe-to-toe!!! The battle of RhyDin’s Biggest Ego Whore!

In the midst of it all, Snaggle-toothed Cassie sat and whined the tune of “Why can’t we all just get along?”

SUUUUPER Des was evidently too busy running around the Outback attempting to track down a thief to stop the out of ring antics. See, she really is a super hero! And the Outback’s Big Boss Man-tastic Matt also seemed uninterested in the drama. He was evidently too busy planning his new business with his equally Man-tastic new partner Sartan and avoiding looks of DEATH from his new wife FLAWLESS Koy… who is evidently NOT at all happy about her husband’s new business venture.

Speaking of Sartan, our sources have FINALLY confirmed to us that he is finally admitting that there is something wrong with his wife Rory. The exact details are vague but she has evidently suffered some sort of ailment and her condition is permanent. We hear that he has threatened violence against whomever spreads rumors of her, uh, disability. We’re not scared!!! Come and get it, big boy!!! We like it rough!!!

Our sources also have reported back to us that there was some sort of girl-on-girl action between Alex (the girl version) and Pirate-Girl Teagan!!! We, unfortunately, have no confirmation of this report and, even more sadly, no photographic evidence. Le sigh!

Oh, and there was dueling among all this chaos as well!!! G’naughty G’nort evidently stopped causing problems long enough to make it into the final round but he was stopped from taking the title by DoD-er Rena!!! And guess what??? DoD-er Rena’s man was STILL not present. What’s up with that???

Anyway, congratulations, Rena, for being able to concentrate on fighting in that mess!!!

Posted: September 28th, 2007 under Tournaments.
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We are now proud to present your FOURTEENTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Brian and Bloody Psycho Sera in the Red Dragon Inn, getting to know one another better over drinks. We have a good feeling about this one, B.P. Sera!!! But remember, slow and steady wins the race!

- Cute Single Erin and her business partner/dear friend Lydia discussing the Stitch’s fall line. Our sources tell us it will have a good deal of color!!! We can’t wait to see it!!! Lydia did not seem happy when C.S. Erin found her way into Bad Boy Darren’s lap at the end of the night. Wowzer! We don’t even know what to think about a Darren/Erin pairing except that it is entirely too annoying that their names rhyme.

- Den Mama Sid exchanging words with Cute Single Erin. Our sources could not overhear the conversation in its entirety but they seemed to be discussing Inn business and it seemed to be intense. Iiiiinteresting!!!

- Vinny showing up in the Outback with a small entourage (that included a pair of medics, a lawyer, and an appraiser for any damage to the building) for his challenge match against Anubis. The entourage didn’t help him secure a win and Anubis was able to hang onto the FireStar opal yet again. Blah, blah. Congratulations, Anubis. Whatever. We feel dirty now. The good news is that the Outback is still standing.

- A gaggle of DoD-ers hanging out together. Eve, Rena, Charlie, and Koy were all spotted hanging out in the Outback Monday night. The only one missing??? PJ. Is she still recovering from that motorcycle accident of a couple months back? WE SO MISS HER!

- Allllll of HEIFER Jewell’s naughty bits!!! No lie!!! She even received a lecture from her husband Stephen about dueling in a dress without undergarments. The shame! The shame!

- Lassie Cassie getting absolutely riiiiipped in the Outback. Yeah, we’re really starting to feel sorry for her. We can’t even make ourselves make any more heartbroken jokes about her. We used to totally LOVE this girl! TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND, CASSIE! It’s not too late! Le sigh.

- Craaaazy Rory demonstrating her mental spaciness to FLAWLESS Koy and Man-tastic Matt. Her husband Sartan quickly swooped in, of course, and made excuses for her. He is being super shady!!! What happened to Rory, Sartan???

- Rena. Alone. We’ve been seeing her a lot by herself lately. Whatever happened to that man of her’s? Has anyone seen Boy Toy Val at all in the last couple weeks??? Iiiiinteresting!

Posted: September 24th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee’s been noticeably absent as of late. Word on the street among the mages is that her presence has not been felt since a disruption in the Nexus. Due to Kairee’s rumored strong ties with the Nexus, many are saying that it may have had something to do with her disappearance. We sure hope she’s alright and wish her a safe return to us!!!

In the Red Dragon Inn on Friday night, Darkmere was overheard announcing to TRASH-tastic Jade and Icer that he is planning on getting married. Icer didn’t seem all that happy for him and TRASH-tastic Jade doesn’t have the brain cells left to adequately react to a change in the weather much less this sort of news with any emotion more complex than surprise! We never did hear who he is marrying but we doubt they’ll make it to the altar anyway.

The news hadn’t seemed to reach Bloody Psycho Sera but we doubt she’d care much now if it had. She was back to looking UBER adorable in a simple, non-revealing but still slightly sexy baby doll dress. LOVE IT!!! And we’re evidently not the only ones!!! She was seen spending quite a bit of time with that Brian (not the Ravenlock variety).

UGH! We have been again mistaken with Mini-Frank Cor!!! Piper was seen tugging on Mini-Frank Cor’s hair to see if it was a wig hiding his pink hair!!! NOOOO!!! Et tu, Piper? The Gov Kitty kindly stood up for us by reassuring Piper that she has met your GREAT Gossip GangSTAR and we are certainly not Mini-Frank Cor!!!

Our sources overheard Amber explaining to Taneth why she has not been making her normal tending shift. Evidently cute Amber decided to take a second job in the roller derby and took a nasty fall on her first day on the job. Poor, sweet Amber has been recovering and is now to the point where she’s almost ready to come back to work. Taneth told her that the patrons certainly miss her…. and that’s a fact! Our sources rave about the snacks she serves during her shifts!!! We wish you a speedy recovery, Miss Thang!!!
The Inn’s bad ass lady Raye has seemingly decided to make a name for herself in the Arena as well! She was spotted in one of Teagan’s enchanted rings Friday night, taking on challengers. We LOVE seeing RhyDin’s HAWTEST and most DANGEROUS women entering the rings!!! We’ve got our fingers crossed that we may start seeing one or two Scath-babes strutting their stuff next!

Later while off duty, Teagan was heard stating that she would never duel in one of her enchanted rings because they look too dangerous!!! We HEART her dry sense of humor. Love this girl!

Posted: September 20th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We wonder how Darkmere felt to see Bloody Psycho Sera moving on so quickly!!! We’re telling you, men looooove this girl!!! Tuesday night she was spotted at the bar with a new guy named Brian (not the Ravenlock variety). He’s a bit of a hottie and was clearly interested in getting to know her better. We HEART that she has her old body back! We HEART that she has her attitude back! And we HEART that she’s stealing the boys’ hearts once again!

Despite recently losing her Pelnar, Mercy is doing her best to keep an upbeat attitude. She was overheard stating that there was no reason for moping. We LOVE strong women who can keep their head up in the face of adversity!!! We wish Mercy the best!!!

Sianna set a romantic mood in the Inn with her beautiful lute. It was a mood that Ewan seemed to take advantage of!!! He’s never one for P.D.A. but even he cannot RESIST the DIVINE Storm. He was seen quite nearly cuddling her in public. And why not??? She’s to diiiiie for! These two are so steamy HAWT!

Alysia was in the Inn and up to her usual trouble!!! And, man, do we love her for it!!! In fact, she somehow convinced Guthorm to start stripping in the bar! He didn’t get very far but it was a great show while it lasted. WORK IT, BOY!!!

Poor little bubble-gum blonde Sugar was quite a mess Tuesday night!!! She was beside herself when the stories started coming out of how exactly she had spent the previous night. It seems she has some sort of “alcohol allergy” that turns her into a raging slut every time she drinks. Honey, that’s EVERY woman!!!

Uriko was in the Outback losing a piece of her innocence to G’nort as he accurately guessed the type of underwear she was wearing. He also advised her of a woman’s power to turn boys into men. Le sigh. G’nort should join the list of people that includes The Gov Kitty of people who should not be allowed to be around impressionable and innocent minds!!!

Posted: September 17th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The Gov Kitty was over heard telling Julie about all the “freak shows” she must deal with on a day-to-day basis Monday night in the Inn. This has us thinking that The Gov really should be kept away from innocent or impressionable minds. She’s certainly a corrupting influence!!! Wonderfully corrupting!!!

The Inn turned DEATHLY quiet as Bloody Psycho Sera confronted Darkmere over their break-up. She was clearly looking for a reconciliation and it seemed that EVERYONE in the Inn was waiting on baited breath just hoping it would NOT happen! We got our wish. Darkmere told her to get over it. UGH! He needs to GET OVER HIMSELF!!! We’re still PRAYING that the absent Dameon comes swooping back into RhyDin so that we can have the reunion between him and Sera that we’ve been waiting on for MONTHS!!!

Oh my God. Oh. My. God. OH MY GOD!!! Darren fooled his lovely bubble-gum blowing Sugar into drinking beer and our sources could barely keep themselves contained!!! Evidently, alcohol has a very…. interesting reaction with that twin’s magic!!! The meek, mild-mannered blonde suddenly turned into a sexual MANIAC! Darren quickly led her out but she was throwing out some WONDERFULLY horrific pick-up lines at him along the way. Sugar even gave a “MROW!” in the direction of looovely Eless! Poor Eless looked like she might faint in shock!!! HILARIOUS!!!!

Edible Ewan and the DIVINE Storm are so cute that we could simply EAT THEM UP!!! They were spotted cuddling and canoodling in the Inn Monday night! If Ewan is smart, he’ll put a ring on her finger before she can get away. That woman is a freaking GODDESS!!! And classy to boot!

In the Outback, DoD-er Rena was overheard catching up with SUUUUUPER Des! It seems Super Des is unhappy with the crime and nastiness of RhyDin. Gav evidently agrees that RhyDin is no place to raise young children. Their packing up their small family and moving to a ranch outside of town.

Playboy G’nort was up to his womanizing ways and Monday night he picked quite the target in The Gov Kitty!!! The Gov Kitty reminded him that he was married. It seems that G’nort gets that reminder a lot these days!!! The light-hearted conversation hit a brick wall when the subject of Tass came up. It seems that Kitty is still torn up over Tass. In fact, she was overheard admitting to G’nort that she is IN LOVE WITH HIM!!!! WOWZER!!!

NOOOOO!!! Keep HEIFER Jewell away from our DoD-er Evie and the gorgeous Piper!!! The trio were spotted drinking and chatting. Ugh, ugh, ugh. She’s going to infect them with her dismal personality!!! HEIFER Jewell of course took the time to insult yours truly over our choice of hair color. We’re still continuously shocked how a woman with BLUE hair makes fun of ours!!! AND WE DO NOT DYE OUR HAIR, HEIFER!!! IT’S NATURAL!!!

Posted: September 17th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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