Good Lay Tuesday!

Tuesday was evidently Free Beer Night in the Red Dragon Inn…. at least according to the tender on duty, Amber! More than one person took her up on the order and Dean, of course, was the first in line. We don’t think Panther will be too terribly thrilled about the free beer thing. Doesn’t he have a hard enough time getting people to pay their tabs??? Does he really need his tenders handing out free booze too??? We can’t really hard on Adorable Amber too much because she’s just so darn…. ADORABLE! She was also talking to Duci about having a karaoke night. Ugh. We’ll have to pay our sources hazard pay that night!

Shane was on hand as well for the first time in quite a while! We’re not so sure where he’s been hiding but as usual the ladies frequenting the Inn were THRILLED to see him. Shane certainly seems to LOVE the scenery of the Inn. He and the female Shane spent some time flirting it up and he actually walked out with her. Sure, sure, they’re both taken but when has that ever stopped anybody in RhyDin from doing something naughty???

Crazy Train Tara was overheard talking about sleeping with Veighn. In fact, she told Riley that he was a good lay. Well, there’s an unholy union if ever did we hear of one! It seems that Tara wanted to have sex with him and then smoke a cigarette to see what the hype about pairing the two activities together was all about. We hear that Sami who is always full of such useful knowledge was on hand with her bestie, Duci, to provide Tara with the answers. This was the point in the conversation when Tara took off her clothes. After that our sources were unable to focus on the conversation at all. Wonderful.

Edited: April 15th, 2010

Welcome Back Tuesday!

The city might be under attack by weird beasts but we know from experience that there’s nothing that will stop the people of RhyDin from getting down with a little partay action when it’s presented to them! Quite the crowd gathered in the Red Dragon Inn last night for Amber’s shift! There was revelry, flirting, green plate specials, and a lot of green beer consumed.

Even drunk the people in the Inn seemed a bit irritated (or amused by) a giant cat. And by giant we mean GIANT! Our sources say that the thing would have been close to seven feet tall if standing on its hind legs. At one point it actually lost a stripe that went wandering away and we hear that it was singing too — the stripe was that is, not the cat. The stripe attacked Harris for some reason and interrupted a conversation Harris was having with that lovely blonde named Silver. We bet his wife would appreciate the stripe’s actions but Harris wasn’t too thrilled. We never did get a clue as to what the beast’s name was or if the beast has a name but it certainly was a character. We’ll definitely have our sources keep an eye out for it!

We hear that Ethan showed up looking pretty fiiiiiine Tuesday night! So fine that we are, in fact, second thinking our assertion that he doesn’t deserve to touch Maeve much less date her! Our sources tell us that he’s even cut his hair and that the look he was rocking definitely looks good on him. Niiiice! It’s certainly not as if Ethan has ever not looked good. After all, part of his problem was always that the girls went a little nutty around him and he never could resist a pretty face. That being said, perhaps it’s time that we excuse his transgression. It has been some time and he’s been on his best behavior. Maeve certainly seems happy. She was all over him and grinning from ear to ear! That’s all that matters, right???

Lucky Lawyer Lucien never fails to surround himself with pretty women! He entered the Inn with his GF, Rebekah, on his back while chatting with the DIVINE Mrs. Storm. Storm was overheard telling Lucky that all the men in her life are doing well including her newest little one and that Ewan was spending the night camping with the boys! We’re so glad to hear that her family is well and we just KNEW that Ewan would turn out to be a world class father! Storm seemed to be enjoying her night out on the town catching up with some of her friends. She and Chief Mischief Maker Eless were seen chatting for a while as well.

Annnnd you’re never going to guess who are sources spotted walking into the Red Dragon Inn! Everett! The last time he appears in this blog was almost THREE years ago for his going away party and that’s pretty much the last time he was spotted in public in RhyDin. Everett was so thrilled to see Storm and we hear that he was awfully surprised to hear that she got married AND had a baby in the span of time since he left RhyDin. Evidently while Everett was back at home he was conscripted into the military and only released once he got SHOT IN THE LEG! That’s one person we never thought we’d ever see in a military uniform. Sounds like Everett’s back for good, though! Welcome back!

The female Shane was overheard telling the male Shane that she’s moving in with Avery. We didn’t even know they were dating! Not that we’re all that surprised. Avery’s definitely a fast mover. Male Shane looked a bit surprised as well. We’re not going to put too much thought into it. They’ll be engaged in a month and broken up by summer.

We hear that Lydia was seen dueling on Twilight Island Tuesday night! Yep, that’s right! Lydia! We never thought we’d see Lydia using magic so openly. Her hubby, Soerl, was by her side, of course. We wonder if its his influence that has her stepping outside her comfort zone. You have to wonder if he’s really that good for her. Sure, she is doing things outside her comfort zone but she’s RARELY been around since they got married. And we’re not positive she looks all that happy. Although, Lydia is a hard shell to crack. We sure hope she’s not ditching her old friends completely just because she’s a wife now! We’re definitely going to keep our eyes on this!

Edited: March 17th, 2010

Hot Single Dad Alert Wednesday!

How unsurprised are we by this??? Scully came into the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night while Playboy Shane was chatting with some chick and Avery and made a complete fool of herself. We hear that she shouted his name, ran over to him, and started kissing on him. This girl just can’t STAND her man talking to other girls. We’re actually embarrassed for Playboy Shane. She might as well just pee on him to mark her territory. How far you have fallen, man. How far you have fallen.

Thankfully, the ridiculous girlfriend didn’t stay long which gave Playboy Shane a chance to catch up with someone we’d really like to see him date — PAARTY Girl Chase! Oh, come on! They’d be perfect together. Can you imagine the bar tab the two of them could put together? It seems from the conversation that our sources overheard P.G. Chase and Brandon are living together. Iiiinteresting. We don’t exactly see Brandon as the type to live with a girl for very long before he marries her. He’s got some pretty good morals at the heart of him we think but P.G. Chase is so not the marrying type. We’re interested to see how that works out!

The city’s HOTTEST single dad was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night! No lie! Oh, how we’ve missed us some Bane! He was seen chatting with a couple Grazianos and Kheldar. Now if you followed our blog about two years ago you’ll know that for a while there was a very real sort of energy between Myria Graziano and Bane! In fact, our sources were pretty sure that they were dating for a while before Bane moved on to another chick which did NOT make Myria very happy. It seems that two years have not calmed her anger because she was pretty rough on Bane. Ouch. Poor guy!

Edited: February 11th, 2010

Relationship Advice Tuesday!

Dean was in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night trying to decide what to get his girlfriend Quinn for Valentine’s Day. Riiiight. Because the best place to get advice about what to get your girl for Valentine’s Day is at a bar full of bitter drunks and desperate floozies. We hear that he briefly considered getting Quinn a puppy. We sure hope he doesn’t stick with that idea. You never get a girl something for Valentine’s Day that will cause her work! You get her something shiny and pretty and expensive! Our sources never did pick up on exactly what he had decided because Quinn walked into the room and his planning came to a sudden halt.

We have a feeling that Eleanor is NOT going to like this! Brale Brother Reap was overheard by our sources telling Charna not to tell Eleanor how he got shot! Evidently Nigel has told Eleanor that B.B. Reap accidentally shot himself and B.B. Reap wanted to make sure that Charna would not tell Eleanor otherwise. Charna seemed to question whether or not Eleanor would buy the story and we have to agree with her. How long do they really think they can keep it a secret? Everybody in the city seems to be talking about the Melee in the Inn!

Speaking of people who probably don’t appreciate being talked about behind their backs, we hear that The Many Faces of Fio and Professor Jolyon were seen in a pretty intense looking conversation about Lil’ Bit Lirssa. We have no idea what it was about but we hear that neither looked too pleased or friendly with one another when it ended. In fact, we hear that T.M.F.O. Fio was actually seen storming out shortly after. What have we told you guys about pissing off pregnant ladies? It never ends well.

Oh no! Somebody STOP Playboy Shane from handing out relationship advice. Not only is it a bit odd to hear that he is spewing advice but to hear that he is giving it to his ex-girlfriend??? Crazy! But that’s exactly what our sources reported back to us. We hear that Darcy and Playboy Shane were seen chatting at the bar in the Inn and she acknowledged that sitting scantily clad on men’s laps while drinking heavily makes people think that she’s an easy slut! We’re shocked that she’s just coming to this realization. Of course Playboy Shane’s girlfriend, Scully, came waltzing in wearing a skirt and sandals… in the middle of winter… and immediately started kissing on him even though he was in the middle of talking to Darcy. OMG! Can you scream desperate tramp any louder than that??? Now we know it is Playboy Shane and he has a tendency of switching girlfriends more often than he switches his socks but have a little bit of pride! Don’t throw yourself at your man just because he’s talking to another woman!

The one thing you can always count on in the Outback is opal drama. Those things certainly seem to cause more drama than they’re worth. Smokin’ Sartan and Ms. Wyh Not were seen chatting about Icedancer at length. If you remember correctly Ms. Wyh Not called the match in which Smokin’ Sartan won Icedancer. However what hasn’t been mentioned much in reports of the event is that Ms. Wyh Not was VERY reluctant to hand over the opal. In fact, we hear that she seemed quite attached to it. Our sources tell us that Sartan was overheard telling her Tuesday night that he didn’t appreciate it when she called the opal “her’s” the night of the challenge. Ms. Wyh Not was very apologetic but had no explanation for the odd behavior. Strange!

Edited: February 10th, 2010

Patty Fingers Sunday!

Sometimes no matter how many times our sources explain to us what happened in the Red Dragon Inn on a given night, we just don’t understand. Maybe there are things that are just too crazy for us to wrap our minds around! That was Sunday night. Evidently there was a gingerbread ship full of gingerbread pirates who went on some sort of rampage in the Inn with Darcy, Lang, and Mega Mom Icer as its victims. The ship disappeared as suddenly as it appeared, though, and the patrons of the Red Dragon Inn were safe once more.

Harris bet Lil’ Bit Lirssa a silver that Harper would beat Kendall in a game of darts. We really didn’t think L.B. Lirssa to be the gambling sort but Harris is annoying enough to make anyone turn against their nature in order to shut him up! Kendall won the game of darts and L.B. Lirssa was excited to collect her coins. Perhaps Harper’s game was thrown off a bit because we hear she was admiring John’s new haircut. Well, after the game, Harris decided he needed to shake down Harper to recover the money he lost in his bet. The pair went blow for blow until L.B. Lirssa provided Harris with an ale… which, of course, distracted him from his shake down.

The night of fights didn’t stop there. Manly Mason and Doc Eva really ripped into Serena! Our sources couldn’t exactly tell what the argument was about but during the course of it both Manly Mason and Doc Eva stomped off once. Lil’ Bit Lirssa seemed to play peacemaker which again proves that she’s the most mature person in the Inn on any given night while Playboy Shane seemed to be sticking close to Serena’s side to offer emotional support. Crazy. We have no idea what this was about but you better believe we’re going to keep our ear to the ground!

Juliane was behind the bar and it seems that will be a regular occurrence. We do love Smith tenders! We hear that she caught Playboy Shane’s eye. Although, honestly, it’s not all that hard to catch Playboy Shane’s eye. Anyway, he was overheard asking Darcy about her later in the evening. We hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa piped in to let Playboy Shane know that Juliane was Johnny’s sister and that if Shane got “all patty fingers with her” that Johnny would clobber Playboy Shane! HILARIOUS! We hear that Marvelous Mira was cracking up.

There were some Fight Night duels happening in the Annex but for the most part attention was focused on the Fists Tag Team Tournament that was taking place for the Tour. Although they only lasted one match, Jake and Napoleon certainly took the reward for best trash talkers! Who would have thought a rat and an orc would be so good at talking smack to their opponents??? They were so good, however, that we’re surprised that Smokin’ Sartan and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt were able to keep it together and beat them!

In the end nobody could match Sartan and MAN-tastic Matt’s skill and the pair took the tag team tournament. Congratulations to both of them!

Edited: February 8th, 2010