Deathcake Saturday!

Come on. You know we aren’t the only ones who consider boarding up our windows and shoving pieces of furniture against the doors every time Lucky Lawyer Lucien and Awesome Alain are seen with their heads together in the Red Dragon Inn! It seems to be a the headquarters for those two to attempt to figure out a way to save RhyDin from whatever mess she’s gotten herself into this time. Probably because whatever scheme they come up with is so dangerous that they need large amounts of alcohol to work themselves into going through with it. We have no idea what they were planning but they were clearly up to something!

One of our absolute favorites, Den Mama Sid, was behind the bar doing her tending gig! She had quite a lengthy chat with her dear friend Queen of Class Sylvia. Anybody else have a feeling that those two lovely ladies created quite the stir back in the day??? We just have a feeling that they were total troublemakers together. Anyway, these days at least Q.O.C. Sylvia seems quite settled. They spoke of visiting together with their children in the spring. Man, how we’d like an invitation to THAT party!

Well, it appears that after ticking off most of the dueling community for some… well, pretty incendiary comments, Guill is trying to get his priorities in order. He was seen calling Saturday night in the Arena and had his very pregnant wife, Timora, at his side. His primary focus was definitely on her and making sure she was comfortable. We hear that he has even taken a break from challenging in order to concentrate on his growing family. Good for him! More men need to take a step back from their careers and keep an eye on the homefront!

The Arena was quiet enough to allow Guill a little quality time with his wifey because there was a tag team tournament ongoing in the Arena for the Tour that attracted quite the who’s who in the dueling world. Despite the big names that showed up and the fact that it seemed CrushBob had the advantage by the sheer number of teams they had entered, it was Rowdy Rekah and Thorne representing Deathcake who remained standing at the end of the night. How fantastic! We HEART a good underdog (no pun intended) story!

Congratulations to Rowdy Rekah and Thorne!

Although, the dueling was definitely the main event of the night, our sources did catch something fantastically entertaining! Evidently after their duel, the Overlord Tical was seen KISSING one of his loyal baronesses. And, nope, it wasn’t Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan. It was fellow Crew member, Maria! We told you! Crew fans had dismissed that long time rumor about the two of them but it seems that now that they’re both single they’re not hiding anything! You’re hearing it here first because we’re told that even Ria seemed surprised when she caught the degree of friendliness that seems to exist between the pair. Iiiinteresting! Coming on the heels of her divorce, we have to ask, of course, is the Overlord a home wrecker???

Edited: January 28th, 2010

No Way Saturday!

NO WAY!!! Our sources claim that they spotted our FAVORITE — Den Mama Sid — behind the bar on Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! How awesome is that??? WE DIE! We hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa confessed to using her SOPCoD on an orc and that it broke in half but thankfully mended itself back together. D.M. Sid seemed to get quite a kick out of it and encouraged her to use the titanium cranium crusher that Crazy Train Tara had gotten her some years ago when something a little stronger than the SOPCoD was needed. Uhhh… we’d actually prefer Lil’ Bit Lirssa keep her hands off of anything that has C.T. Tara’s fingerprints all over it.

Really, Playboy Shane??? Now we’ve always thought there was a…. certain unresolved vibe between Playboy Shane and Marvelous Mira so we’re actually pretty unsurprised to hear that they were seen having a private discussion with one another in a back booth in the Inn. The theory here at the Den of Gossip is that Playboy Shane is a little more into Marvelous Mira than she is into him…. but we think that’s just her appeal to Playboy Shane. Every girl in his past has fallen to his feet and immediately worshiped the very ground he walks on. Marvelous Mira, on the other hand, is a tough catch. We actually hope she doesn’t fall for him because he’s so got that guy complex where he gets bored with a girl as soon as he wins her over. We wonder what Cowboy Jake’s got to say about this????

It seems that Lil’ Bit Lirssa has hooked up with RhyDin native Kendall to find a way for some of RhyDin’s orphaned or abandoned youths to make their own way in the city! We can’t think of a more appropriate pair to put such an idea together! They were overheard discussing it with The Many Faces of Fio and Awful Ali Saturday night for quite a while. It seems that the girls want to give a home to the kids while giving them a way to earn that home. They seemed to decide that they need to start a business for the kids to try their hand at while having other smaller jobs for those who aren’t looking for such a permanent home. We hear at the Den of Gossip always need people to deliver our printed flyers out to the coffee shops and businesses around town! The pay is decent! Drop us a line, girls!

Maria and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan were seen in the Arena discussing the program that she’s starting to teach little girls and young women how to duel and how to defend themselves. We definitely like the idea! We’re all about strong women! However, we do have to question the people’s she’s got involved. S.P.G. Teagan? Lil’ Black Book Jaycy? Even Maria herself? Not really the trio we’d be incredibly willing to hand Intern Pumpkin Head over to, you know??? We hear that there’s quite a few more duelists who have supported it in one way or another, though. Ms. Wyh Not and G’naughty G’nort have both donated significantly to the cause. The Baroness Rena and the Wrecking Crew’s Kheldar are both pitching in to help find a location for it. Perhaps it’ll all come together better than we expect! We sure hope so!

Oh no! Somebody should STOP this! We hear that Rowdy Rekah and G’naughty G’nort spent most of Saturday night together and…. well, our sources say that the conversation was awfully friendly. Are we the only ones a little uneasy by the suggestion that G’naughty G’nort and Rowdy Rekah were flirting with another? Our sources said that they wouldn’t go as far as labeling it “flirting” but that the pair definitely raised a couple eyebrows through out the night. We have to wonder what Sullen Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin think about Rowdy Rekah spending some much time with G’naughty G’nort???

Edited: January 16th, 2010

Hands Off Her Man Saturday!

Therapist Chryrie really seems to be falling baaaaadly for Psycho Skid! It’s almost enough to start wondering what sort of spell he’s put on her!  She was overheard admitting Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn to Queen of Class and Sass Sylvia that she’s been spending much of her time these days either working or with Psycho Skid. Psycho Skid has been in a surprisingly upbeat mood as well which was even noticed by Den Mama Sid who was tending bar. Could it be the “L” word????

Awesome Alain is having none of this Proposition 37 business! In fact, he was overheard telling Psycho Skid that his people will SHOOT anyone trying to enforce such a regulation. Wow. Now that’s taking civil disobedience to an unhealthy level. We agree that it is a very bad idea and will refuse to register our names. However! We don’t believe that violence is the best solution! That’s Awesome Alain, though. He tends to jump to violence as a method for solving problems first and foremost.

We are hardly the only ones interested in Awesome Alain getting married, by the way! We hear that Real Estate Mogul Rena and Therapist Chryrie were overheard discussing the idea with him. Q.O.C.A.S. Sylvia was overheard telling A. Alain that he should just tell people that he is indeed married. Oh, dear sweet Q.O.C.A.S. Sylvia! There is no fooling the one and only Marc Franco!

Laaaate into the night one of our sources spotted Potter Piper! NO LIE! She was evidently hanging out with R.E.M. Rena and Therapist Chryrie, discussing the current gossip. We hear that Therapist Chryrie was practically livid over some unnamed woman’s unwanted attention towards her man! Really?!?!?! First of all, it’s Psycho Skid! Second of all, who would dare even look twice at a man of her’s??? Well, we doubt that woman will be interested very long because Therapist Chryrie made it quite clear that not a soul except her would lay a finger on Psycho Skid! MEOW!

Captain Misty was seen with a friend in the Inn’s basement Arena Saturday night. Seems her friend was almost shell shocked by the backlash towards magic that has rocked this city. We hear her friend’s name is Krys and that she intervened to try to help the victim of an angry mob and instead became it’s target. She had ugly things shouted her way and objects thrown at her. This is starting to get a bit frightening!

Just when SLUTtacious Darcy’s man is having a bit trouble with her slutty behavior, she goes off and decides to hold a jello event??? Will this girl ever learn??? She was overheard telling Simmering Sivanna about it in the Arena. Simmering Sivanna seemed just as confused as we are! Perhaps SLUTtacious Darcy will spend a bit more time with Simmering Sivanna. We really hope her classiness will wear off on the troublesome young woman!

Edited: September 5th, 2009

Little Big Locke Saturday!

Reality Check Brandon was back to work Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn trying to keep Playboy Shane from falling victim to those darn wiley women! He was overheard on yet another diatribe about SLUTTACIOUS Darcy. REAL Gypsy Lilli (we’ve decided to call her that because there’s a lot of people that run around calling themselves gypsies but that girl is like fresh off the caravan gypsy) tried to stand up a bit for S. Darcy but R.C. Brandon was hearing none of it. We’re not entirely sure where he’s going with this one as to date we haven’t seen him approve of a single female. This is RhyDin, R.C. Brandon! There’s a million and one good women. Which one is going to be??? Just let us know! We’ll make it happen!

It seems that Playboy Shane is listening to R.C. Brandon because after R.C. Brandon called her worse insults than even we feel comfortable laying out, Playboy Shane did not defend his lady love but instead left with R.C. Brandon. Coooold. Very, very cold. We hate to feel sorry for SLUTTACIOUS Darcy but she can do better than a guy who ditches her like that.

It seems a couple more of Icer’s progeny has hatched as she told Marvelous Mira. Marvelous Mira seemed disappointed that the young were back at Le Dragon Cave and not there for her to play with. Ha! We’re sure that M. Mira can get an invitation back to Le Dragon Cave because Icer’s seriously got to need the babysitting help. That dragon-lady has just GOT to stop having kids.

Cutie Carley was with her newest handsome companion — an elf who seems to go by Cy. Very good-looking, Cutie Carley! We here at the Den of Gossip totally approve! We hear that our foul-mouthed little favorite had some… uh… choice comments about Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s… well, little Locke, if you know what we’re saying. L.B.B. Locke didn’t seem to appreciate her commentary and invited her into the bathroom with him when he went to check out “little Locke” (or “Little Big Locke” as he seemed to be contending) for herself. Head into the bathroom she did! And with a SLINGSHOT! Evidently, L.B.B. Locke’s cry could be heard well into the common room.

The prank got her a stern talking to from Queen of Class Sylvia who was there attempting to have a quiet drink with her Hunky Hudson. As seems to be a common trend with them, Hunky Hudson could not stay long without being called away by a messenger! What a bummer! Must be the story of Q.O.C Sylvia’s life these days! He certainly laid quite the cute little kiss on her before he left though. Le sigh. These two are ALMOST enough to turn the whole lot of us here at the Den of Gossip into a bunch of sappy romantics. ALMOST.

Den Mama Sid! No lie! Den Mama Sid was seen behind the bar late Saturday night catching up with her dear friend Q.O.C. Sylvia. It seems like D.M. Sid is everyone’s “dear friend”, though. As usual, she was acting a bit eccentric — fading in and out of view covered in sparkles, cursing some unknown sorcerer, and talking of bouncy castles. What are you going to do??? That’s Den Mama Sid and you can’t help but love her and all her beautiful eccentricities.

The basement Arena was busy with activity Saturday night! Sweetheart S’jira and Head Pussy Panther were seen canoodling! COUGHMARRYHERCOUGHCOUGH! While Brale Brother Baker seemed to accidently wander a floor lower. One bar is just like any other to him, we suppose. He was belly up to the bar pounding down the mugs of ale and verbally accosting any woman who would stop and chat. One classy dude!

We do hear that he actually managed to have a somewhat coherent conversation with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell. The pair talked of life, love, and the event the previous night! It seems that B.B. Baker drummed it down to a night full of “stuffy bastards”. We sure hope he wasn’t refering to us! OMG! We’d be so sad! It seems that he was upset that yours truly didn’t say hi to him. We are sure we overlooked a few but we were oh-so nervous about performing a wedding! So to make up for it…. hiiiii, Brale Brother Baker!!! Cutie Carley or one of our other regular readers, make sure B.B. Baker sees our little shout out to him!

Edited: June 27th, 2009

Preparing for June 26th Saturday!

Jokin’ Jochin certainly has some unusual taste in women, no??? We hear that in the early evening hours of Saturday night he was seen in the Red Dragon Inn chatting and smoking with an unusual young Inn resident named Zoe. The girl’s a bit freaky but we suppose if there’s a common thread among the women that share Jokin’ Jochin’s bed, it would be that they’re all a bit on the freaky side. Whatever floats your boat, buddy! You’re in the right town if you like them freaky!

What we wouldn’t give to have Awful Ali make us a meal! We hear that the dinner he put together for himself and the lovely Many Faces of Fio smelled AMAZING! The pair didn’t seem to have eyes for anyone but one another. That pair is really falling hard for one another it seems! We’re actually a wee bit worred for Awful Ali. We hope he doesn’t forget that as beautiful as T.M.F.O. Fio is, she’s also completely BONKERS!

Den Mama Sid was behind the bar! You do know that we love when she’s at work! We hear that she was quite a bit distracted Saturday night. She was seen whispering in hushed towards with Awesome Alain and company. Uh oh. You know when those two have their heads close together there is trouble a-coming! We’re sure that whatever is going on, they will handle it. After all, who would dare fight the combined forces of Den Mama Sid and Awesome Alain???

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was hard at work with Real Estate Mogul Rena and Queen of Class Sylvia as her sounding board trying to find a way to make the inn smell better! Ha! Maybe they should start by cleaning out all the old moldy sandwiches in the Lost and Found! Next they should give the Brale Brothers baths. If anyone can find a way, it would be C.M.M. Eless! We are sure of that!

We totally HEART Our Darling Taneth! She was overheard by our sources asking Awesome Alain if he would be a  “maid of the bride” in her upcoming wedding. Love it! Awesome Alain politely declined and, of course, C.M.M. Eless mentioned just how much she’d like to see him in a dress! We have to admit we’d like to see his legs as well! Intern Beauty is putting money down on A. Alain having chicken legs. That would totally ruin our fantasy of him! Evidently Rekah has already agreed to be a bridesmaid and if O.D. Taneth is going to have any more, she better get a move on it! The wedding is Friday, June 26th! We’re over the MOON excited for it!

Prof. Jolyon and Real Estate Mogul Rena were seen flirting up much of the night! The pair had their heads together at the bar before joinging their favorite couple, Manly Mason and Doc Eva, by the hearth. What an interesting pair of opposite couples! Prof. Jolyon and R.E.M. Rena are too in control of their emotions while Manly Mason and Doc Eva have no control of their emotions. We have no idea what has made these two couples so darn close!

Edited: June 19th, 2009