One of our absolute favorites, Den Mama Sid, was behind the bar doing her tending gig! She had quite a lengthy chat with her dear friend Queen of Class Sylvia. Anybody else have a feeling that those two lovely ladies created quite the stir back in the day??? We just have a feeling that they were total troublemakers together. Anyway, these days at least Q.O.C. Sylvia seems quite settled. They spoke of visiting together with their children in the spring. Man, how we’d like an invitation to THAT party!

Well, it appears that after ticking off most of the dueling community for some… well, pretty incendiary comments, Guill is trying to get his priorities in order. He was seen calling Saturday night in the Arena and had his very pregnant wife, Timora, at his side. His primary focus was definitely on her and making sure she was comfortable. We hear that he has even taken a break from challenging in order to concentrate on his growing family. Good for him! More men need to take a step back from their careers and keep an eye on the homefront!

The Arena was quiet enough to allow Guill a little quality time with his wifey because there was a tag team tournament ongoing in the Arena for the Tour that attracted quite the who’s who in the dueling world. Despite the big names that showed up and the fact that it seemed CrushBob had the advantage by the sheer number of teams they had entered, it was Rowdy Rekah and Thorne representing Deathcake who remained standing at the end of the night. How fantastic! We HEART a good underdog (no pun intended) story!

Congratulations to Rowdy Rekah and Thorne!

Although, the dueling was definitely the main event of the night, our sources did catch something fantastically entertaining! Evidently after their duel, the Overlord Tical was seen KISSING one of his loyal baronesses. And, nope, it wasn’t Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan. It was fellow Crew member, Maria! We told you! Crew fans had dismissed that long time rumor about the two of them but it seems that now that they’re both single they’re not hiding anything! You’re hearing it here first because we’re told that even Ria seemed surprised when she caught the degree of friendliness that seems to exist between the pair. Iiiinteresting! Coming on the heels of her divorce, we have to ask, of course, is the Overlord a home wrecker???

Really, Playboy Shane??? Now we’ve always thought there was a…. certain unresolved vibe between Playboy Shane and Marvelous Mira so we’re actually pretty unsurprised to hear that they were seen having a private discussion with one another in a back booth in the Inn. The theory here at the Den of Gossip is that Playboy Shane is a little more into Marvelous Mira than she is into him…. but we think that’s just her appeal to Playboy Shane. Every girl in his past has fallen to his feet and immediately worshiped the very ground he walks on. Marvelous Mira, on the other hand, is a tough catch. We actually hope she doesn’t fall for him because he’s so got that guy complex where he gets bored with a girl as soon as he wins her over. We wonder what Cowboy Jake’s got to say about this????

It seems that Lil’ Bit Lirssa has hooked up with RhyDin native Kendall to find a way for some of RhyDin’s orphaned or abandoned youths to make their own way in the city! We can’t think of a more appropriate pair to put such an idea together! They were overheard discussing it with The Many Faces of Fio and Awful Ali Saturday night for quite a while. It seems that the girls want to give a home to the kids while giving them a way to earn that home. They seemed to decide that they need to start a business for the kids to try their hand at while having other smaller jobs for those who aren’t looking for such a permanent home. We hear at the Den of Gossip always need people to deliver our printed flyers out to the coffee shops and businesses around town! The pay is decent! Drop us a line, girls!

Maria and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan were seen in the Arena discussing the program that she’s starting to teach little girls and young women how to duel and how to defend themselves. We definitely like the idea! We’re all about strong women! However, we do have to question the people’s she’s got involved. S.P.G. Teagan? Lil’ Black Book Jaycy? Even Maria herself? Not really the trio we’d be incredibly willing to hand Intern Pumpkin Head over to, you know??? We hear that there’s quite a few more duelists who have supported it in one way or another, though. Ms. Wyh Not and G’naughty G’nort have both donated significantly to the cause. The Baroness Rena and the Wrecking Crew’s Kheldar are both pitching in to help find a location for it. Perhaps it’ll all come together better than we expect! We sure hope so!

Oh no! Somebody should STOP this! We hear that Rowdy Rekah and G’naughty G’nort spent most of Saturday night together and…. well, our sources say that the conversation was awfully friendly. Are we the only ones a little uneasy by the suggestion that G’naughty G’nort and Rowdy Rekah were flirting with another? Our sources said that they wouldn’t go as far as labeling it “flirting” but that the pair definitely raised a couple eyebrows through out the night. We have to wonder what Sullen Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin think about Rowdy Rekah spending some much time with G’naughty G’nort???

Awesome Alain is having none of this Proposition 37 business! In fact, he was overheard telling Psycho Skid that his people will SHOOT anyone trying to enforce such a regulation. Wow. Now that’s taking civil disobedience to an unhealthy level. We agree that it is a very bad idea and will refuse to register our names. However! We don’t believe that violence is the best solution! That’s Awesome Alain, though. He tends to jump to violence as a method for solving problems first and foremost.

We are hardly the only ones interested in Awesome Alain getting married, by the way! We hear that Real Estate Mogul Rena and Therapist Chryrie were overheard discussing the idea with him. Q.O.C.A.S. Sylvia was overheard telling A. Alain that he should just tell people that he is indeed married. Oh, dear sweet Q.O.C.A.S. Sylvia! There is no fooling the one and only Marc Franco!

Laaaate into the night one of our sources spotted Potter Piper! NO LIE! She was evidently hanging out with R.E.M. Rena and Therapist Chryrie, discussing the current gossip. We hear that Therapist Chryrie was practically livid over some unnamed woman’s unwanted attention towards her man! Really?!?!?! First of all, it’s Psycho Skid! Second of all, who would dare even look twice at a man of her’s??? Well, we doubt that woman will be interested very long because Therapist Chryrie made it quite clear that not a soul except her would lay a finger on Psycho Skid! MEOW!

Captain Misty was seen with a friend in the Inn’s basement Arena Saturday night. Seems her friend was almost shell shocked by the backlash towards magic that has rocked this city. We hear her friend’s name is Krys and that she intervened to try to help the victim of an angry mob and instead became it’s target. She had ugly things shouted her way and objects thrown at her. This is starting to get a bit frightening!

Just when SLUTtacious Darcy’s man is having a bit trouble with her slutty behavior, she goes off and decides to hold a jello event??? Will this girl ever learn??? She was overheard telling Simmering Sivanna about it in the Arena. Simmering Sivanna seemed just as confused as we are! Perhaps SLUTtacious Darcy will spend a bit more time with Simmering Sivanna. We really hope her classiness will wear off on the troublesome young woman!

It seems that Playboy Shane is listening to R.C. Brandon because after R.C. Brandon called her worse insults than even we feel comfortable laying out, Playboy Shane did not defend his lady love but instead left with R.C. Brandon. Coooold. Very, very cold. We hate to feel sorry for SLUTTACIOUS Darcy but she can do better than a guy who ditches her like that.

It seems a couple more of Icer’s progeny has hatched as she told Marvelous Mira. Marvelous Mira seemed disappointed that the young were back at Le Dragon Cave and not there for her to play with. Ha! We’re sure that M. Mira can get an invitation back to Le Dragon Cave because Icer’s seriously got to need the babysitting help. That dragon-lady has just GOT to stop having kids.

Cutie Carley was with her newest handsome companion — an elf who seems to go by Cy. Very good-looking, Cutie Carley! We here at the Den of Gossip totally approve! We hear that our foul-mouthed little favorite had some… uh… choice comments about Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s… well, little Locke, if you know what we’re saying. L.B.B. Locke didn’t seem to appreciate her commentary and invited her into the bathroom with him when he went to check out “little Locke” (or “Little Big Locke” as he seemed to be contending) for herself. Head into the bathroom she did! And with a SLINGSHOT! Evidently, L.B.B. Locke’s cry could be heard well into the common room.

The prank got her a stern talking to from Queen of Class Sylvia who was there attempting to have a quiet drink with her Hunky Hudson. As seems to be a common trend with them, Hunky Hudson could not stay long without being called away by a messenger! What a bummer! Must be the story of Q.O.C Sylvia’s life these days! He certainly laid quite the cute little kiss on her before he left though. Le sigh. These two are ALMOST enough to turn the whole lot of us here at the Den of Gossip into a bunch of sappy romantics. ALMOST.

Den Mama Sid! No lie! Den Mama Sid was seen behind the bar late Saturday night catching up with her dear friend Q.O.C. Sylvia. It seems like D.M. Sid is everyone’s “dear friend”, though. As usual, she was acting a bit eccentric — fading in and out of view covered in sparkles, cursing some unknown sorcerer, and talking of bouncy castles. What are you going to do??? That’s Den Mama Sid and you can’t help but love her and all her beautiful eccentricities.

The basement Arena was busy with activity Saturday night! Sweetheart S’jira and Head Pussy Panther were seen canoodling! COUGHMARRYHERCOUGHCOUGH! While Brale Brother Baker seemed to accidently wander a floor lower. One bar is just like any other to him, we suppose. He was belly up to the bar pounding down the mugs of ale and verbally accosting any woman who would stop and chat. One classy dude!

We do hear that he actually managed to have a somewhat coherent conversation with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell. The pair talked of life, love, and the event the previous night! It seems that B.B. Baker drummed it down to a night full of “stuffy bastards”. We sure hope he wasn’t refering to us! OMG! We’d be so sad! It seems that he was upset that yours truly didn’t say hi to him. We are sure we overlooked a few but we were oh-so nervous about performing a wedding! So to make up for it…. hiiiii, Brale Brother Baker!!! Cutie Carley or one of our other regular readers, make sure B.B. Baker sees our little shout out to him!

What we wouldn’t give to have Awful Ali make us a meal! We hear that the dinner he put together for himself and the lovely Many Faces of Fio smelled AMAZING! The pair didn’t seem to have eyes for anyone but one another. That pair is really falling hard for one another it seems! We’re actually a wee bit worred for Awful Ali. We hope he doesn’t forget that as beautiful as T.M.F.O. Fio is, she’s also completely BONKERS!

Den Mama Sid was behind the bar! You do know that we love when she’s at work! We hear that she was quite a bit distracted Saturday night. She was seen whispering in hushed towards with Awesome Alain and company. Uh oh. You know when those two have their heads close together there is trouble a-coming! We’re sure that whatever is going on, they will handle it. After all, who would dare fight the combined forces of Den Mama Sid and Awesome Alain???

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was hard at work with Real Estate Mogul Rena and Queen of Class Sylvia as her sounding board trying to find a way to make the inn smell better! Ha! Maybe they should start by cleaning out all the old moldy sandwiches in the Lost and Found! Next they should give the Brale Brothers baths. If anyone can find a way, it would be C.M.M. Eless! We are sure of that!

We totally HEART Our Darling Taneth! She was overheard by our sources asking Awesome Alain if he would be a  “maid of the bride” in her upcoming wedding. Love it! Awesome Alain politely declined and, of course, C.M.M. Eless mentioned just how much she’d like to see him in a dress! We have to admit we’d like to see his legs as well! Intern Beauty is putting money down on A. Alain having chicken legs. That would totally ruin our fantasy of him! Evidently Rekah has already agreed to be a bridesmaid and if O.D. Taneth is going to have any more, she better get a move on it! The wedding is Friday, June 26th! We’re over the MOON excited for it!

Prof. Jolyon and Real Estate Mogul Rena were seen flirting up much of the night! The pair had their heads together at the bar before joinging their favorite couple, Manly Mason and Doc Eva, by the hearth. What an interesting pair of opposite couples! Prof. Jolyon and R.E.M. Rena are too in control of their emotions while Manly Mason and Doc Eva have no control of their emotions. We have no idea what has made these two couples so darn close!

Well, what better way to start a relationship than to have your brother sell you to your new man??? Darcy was seen hanging out with Drake again and they were definitely acting like a couple. She was even taking the time to introduce him to her friends. He friends seemed pretty accepting of the new man in Darcy’s life but then again they probably don’t expect much out of her. The fact that he has all his teeth and can tell you the day of the week probably means that he is a step up!

Awful Ali was seen having a very serious looking discussion with Faye after Faye met The Many Faces of Fio… again??? Because one of sources SWEARS that the two ladies already knew each other. Who knows??? We don’t ask a whole lot of questions when it comes to T.M.F.O. Fio! We are, however, dying to know what it was that Faye had to say to Awful Ali! Could she have been warning him not to become involved with the crazy girl??? If we were his friend we certainly would!

While one third of the love triangle seems to have moved on, Dark Knight Verin has not given up hope that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee might someday be his! The pair were seen at the bar where D.K. Verin was laying it on thick once again. Seriously, man, if she hasn’t given in by now, don’t you think it’s time to give up hope??? We only give them another couple of months. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee will get bored teasing D.K. Verin and move on to torture a new man!

Say what you want to about Old Man Tass (he’s definitely old and lecherous) but he has an amazing ability to surround himself with only the hottest women! If a new one begins swimming in his social circles, chances are that he will meet her and kiss her before another man gets even his first pick-up line out. Friday night he was seen in the company of his wife, Sex Pot Kitty, along with Den Mama Sid and the always beautiful Bel.

Lusiphur was also present to make for an odd crowd. The large collection of Bloods were present to confront True on… well, we’re not entirely sure that telling that truth won’t get us killed. We’ll spill a lot for your entertainment but we don’t want Bloods busting down the door of the Den of Gossip any time soon! We hear that O.M. Tass attempted to stand up for True but the Bloods weren’t hearing it AT ALL! When Redhead Tara showed up to joing in…. well, let’s just say that the confrontation did NOT go over well. There was a whole lot of tension all around!

The World’s Hottest Helston Fio was AGAIN seen with her friend’s man, Awful Ali, Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! This is really starting to become AWESOME! We hear that Awful Ali did not look hot and required assistance to make it upstairs to get warmed up. We’re not exactly sure what happened but we do know that T.W.H.H. Fio was by his side every moment of it! We are just desperate to know what’s going on between the two of them!

Speaking of two people who are rumored to be taken but do spend quite a bit of time together, Awesome Alain has been seen constantly with Michiko over the last several weeks. Now we do know that they are in business together but who spends that much time with their business partners unless there is some sort of affair going on??? We for one do NOT go out for drinks with our interns several times a week! We shall see where this leads but we’re thinking that there’s something going on here!

Evidently She-Devil Aja told Kid Not-Doc Anya that she wasn’t all that pleased that we broadcasted her personal business. Come on! How could we pass up the “my kids are not my husband’s but my lover’s” tale??? That just had Marc Franco written ALLL over it! We are starting to love Aja for her down right sluttiness! Keep it up, sister, it’s good for our distribution numbers!

By the by, Kid Not-Doc Anya was overheard saying that a nine year difference in age doesn’t make her a cougar. Uh, yes, honey, it does! We say anything over a five year difference in age makes you a cougar. If a thirty year old man was dating a twenty-one year old girl, how many “robbing the cradle” jokes do you think would be flung his way??? You like the younger men! Just accept it! Nobody’s judging you for it. Mocking you maybe but certainly not judging! We hear that surprisingly Jokin’ Jochin had our backs! He said that there was nothing wrong with being called a “cougar”! THANK YOU! It’s a man thing. Women will never get it.

We hear that Den Mama Sid was wearing a “I Heart Marc Franco” tee while she tended bar! SWOOOOON! The love is so very much mutual! However, Glenn, who is back and still his usual grumpy self, seemed not the least bit impressed. In fact, he was overheard calling our precious work “garbage” and throwing it in the trash! How dare you, sir! How dare you!

Who spiked Mini-Franker Cor’s sweet tea?!?! We hear that he was acting absolutely ridiculous at the bar! He hit on everyone from SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee to Chief Mischief Maker Eless to Svelte Sylvia! NO LIE!!! Now M-F Cor certainly has turned quite slutty over the past year but he was down right irritatingly slutty. We hear that he even exchanged a couple terse words with his ex, Saucy Serena. A complete 180 from the pleasant conversation they were having the night before! So much for talk of a reunion there!

We also hear that he claimed to have no recollection of sleeping with May while May claims that it did indeed happen. Is there anybody in RhyDin this girl hasn’t slept with??? Although she’s not the tough dueling type that Randy Rix typically goes after, maybe she’s a perfect match for him after all.

It seems that Svelte Sylvia’s little boy turned four and they had a big party for him! How adoooorable! We’ll never forget that winter festival she took the little ones for a skate in the Glen! She has the cutest little brood. The other set of news that she and Chief Mischief Maker Eless were discussing wasn’t as pleasant. It seems that a dear friend of Prof. Jolyon’s has passed away. The pair seemed quite concerned for their friend! Our most sincere condolences to the dear Prof. Jolyon!

Later when he showed up, she was seen introducing him to her friend, Darcy! MIIIISTAKE! This is not the sort of man that you introduce your friends to! He may seem like a giant goofball but this blog is full of references to his complete horn ball ways!

The World’s Hottest Helston Fio was overheard calling BLUE Mish a “butthead”. Yes, dear, he most certainly is! We’re glad that there is at least one woman in RhyDin who isn’t a fool for his “charms”!!! She told him that she wasn’t allowed to talk to strangers per Psycho Skid and when BLUE Mish began making fun of Psycho Skid (who somehow allowed T.W.H.H. Fio to wander into the Inn without him) she defended Psycho Skid by saying that he is nice and reads stories to her…. WHAT??? Yeah, that’s just what you want to hear your girlfriend say about you. Man, is she nuts or what???

The lovely Bel made a rare appearance in the Red Dragon Inn late into the night much to the delight of Den Mama Sid who was tending bar and Scottie who is never too far from her side! The three were seen exchanging warm embraces and Tasha was even seen chatting with them later in the evening. We hear that Bel was quite up to date on the Inn’s gossip! We wonder who her sources are! To be perfectly honest, we’re dyyyying to know if she’s a fan! Can you imagine??? Bel reading OUR stuff! We’d totally die!

White Knight Julian and the Overlord’s Mother Topaz seemed AWFULLY friendly as they both sipped down coffee. In fact, our sources say that the conversation bordered on flirtatious! Iiiiiinteresting! Could White Knight Julian be giving up on SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee??? Could there be trouble in the Overlord’s Mother Topaz’s marriage??? We know that there was definitely chemistry sparking!

Ooooh! We like female swords’ drama and it seems we have one heck of a juicy slice of it! It seems that the Overlord’s Mother Topaz is considering taking on Aja as a student! Doesn’t seem like big news, right? Well, Aja has made no bones about the fact that she has her eyes on and her heart set on Real Estate Mogul Rena’s ring since it is the one that Aja’s brother held for years! R.E.M. Rena belongs to the same dueling house as the O.M. Topaz! So, in short, R.E.M. Rena’s friend will be teaching Aja how to bring down R.E.M. Rena! R.E.M. Rena doesn’t seem too terribly upset but we’ll see how this one plays out!

OMG! What we wouldn’t have given to be hanging out on the couch Wednesday night! We hear that Den Mama Sid was seen chatting with Crazy Train Tara and her husband Vasaris! And he certainly was in rare form! Our sources claim to have spotted D.M. Sid mixing up quite the concoction for Vasaris to drink. Word is that it included gym socks and turpentine. Uh, wow. We’re not quite sure what he did to tick her off but we know that we’ll be awfully nice to Den Mama Sid from now on!!!

She took a break from her drink preparing to do some hip grinding against…. BLUE Mish?!?! What in the world??? We still believe this is an utter LIE!

We hear that Derby Girl Sami and BLUE Mish were later overheard attempting to describe Brale to Eleanor. We also hear that she looked a wee bit surprised. Yes, Eleanor, they really are as raunchy and morally deprived as they seem! Please do us all a favor and find some new friends! You seem like much too classy of a broad to be spending your time with BLUE Mish!

Speaking of raunchy and morally deprived, no other than Raunchy Reap is back in town! No lie! The homecomings should have ended last month, huh??? He was unchanged. There was plenty of ale drinking and he was thrilled to hear about the upcoming jello wrestling.

Maybe Aja isn’t completely taken by her guy! She was certainly doing a LOT of flirting with Randy Rix laaate into Wednesday night. The pair clearly had not seen each other in some time but she made no bones about how much she missed him! In fact, she was overheard saying in no uncertain terms that she would like to see him in the buff! OMG! We love it!

We hear that one guest in particular really shocked Den Mama Sid with his presence! Scottie certainly didn’t look too pleased! The mystery man arrived with Tasha and we hear that he was overheard refering to her as his daughter! Sex Pot Kitty was also quuuuite cranky at Tasha’s Papa! She was overheard speaking harshly to him but Old Man Tass did not seem disturbed. We MUST find out who this fellow is and what he’s done to tick off some of RhyDin’s elite!!!

Later in the night Hilarious Harris was overheard telling Sex Pot Kitty that he had voted for her…. and we’re assuming that he meant for governor, not May Queen (btw, Deliciously Sinful Sin for May Queen! Fantastic idea!). S.P. Kitty reminded him that she hadn’t run this time around but stated that if she ever ran again she’d appoint him as in charge of his campaign. Uh, scary??? We love the idea of S.P. Kitty as governor again but we abhor the idea of Hilarious Harris having anything to do with it!!!

The Arena was a hive of activity Saturday night as Overlord Tormay called duels for some newcomers to the rings! We hear that even the likes of Sullen Sal and Michiko made appearances in the rings and Our Darling Taneth was seen embracing the former Baron, Maria! Regular faces like Neo and Aja were thrilled to see the Arena so active for the first time in a long time. Could we be standing on the cusp of a reemergence of the duels??? We sure hope so! You know what a big fan of the sports that we are!