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Expecting Monday!

What do you know? Monday night found Dean and Susan drinking together at the Red Dragon Inn… again. These two are AWFULLY close for being “just friends”. Don’t you agree??? We hear that Lang threatened to try to steal Dean’s girl away from him. At this point we’re at a loss as to whether he means Quinn or Susan. Either way, the comment made Dean a little pissy. Although, we’re not entirely sure that “pissy” is a mood for him or just a general state of being. We do know for a fact that BOTH of those girls can do better. Lots better.

No way! We cannot believe it but evidently it’s true! The Many Faces of Fio was overheard telling Kendall that she and Ali are expecting a baby in August. You’ve GOT to be kidding us. Really, we cannot even IMAGINE what got into Ali’s head. It has to be unplanned, right??? With everything he has to worry about does he really need a kid as well??? Can you imagine Sullen Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin as uncles??? We really hope that this doesn’t turn into a train wreck because we really want the best for both of them!

Well, the theme of the night wasn’t inappropriate conversations as it was several nights before but when does that ever stop Joey and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan??? The pair are evidently involved in some sort of relationship but were not exactly sure what that means. We’re pretty darn sure that it doesn’t mean that they’re monogamous. Anyway, Joey was overheard Monday night in the Outback asking S.P.G. Teagan whether or not S.P.G. Teagan thought Joey’s boobs were big enough or if she should get bigger ones. Wow. What else can you say to that really??? We know you are all dying to know what S.P.G. Teagan’s response was. She evidently said that she likes Joey’s boobs just the way they are. That’s probably what passes as a sweet comment between the two of them.

Edited: January 26th, 2010

Mail Call!

M.F. -

No more Anya requires a party!

..in my hot tub. Yeeaaaah. I’ll bring the whip cream, you bring the chocolate.

Although, I gotta say — I do adore Deathlord. Any guy who sends his undead minions caroling for the pleasure of his citizens — especially in New Haven, of all friggin’ places — is my kinda guy. Even if he does drink goblets of newts.

-S

Dear Sin,

Goblets of newts? Barf.

As for your hot tub, I’m so there.

- Marc

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Franco,

Excuse me for saying so, but your column is a piece of crap. There is a word. It’s called slander. Get your facts straight before printing them or I’ll hunt you down and shove my foot right where the sun don’t shine.

Sincerely,

That Dean Guy

Dear Dean,

There’s a really easy solution for those of you that hate our column. Don’t read it.

As for your foot? Better men than you have tried, sir.

- Marc

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Heyas, Marc.

I thought I’d give you a little insight into my feelings for Psly, since I know you’re wondering why we’re together.

How do I love Pslyder, let me count the ways.

How do I love Psly? Let me count the ways.
I love him with all that I am and ever will be.
I love him with stars in my eyes, for he is heaven to me.
I love him gently for his sweet caress.
I love him passionately for the fire he brings to light.
I love him softly as he holds and protects me through the night.
I love him unconditionally for that is how he loves me.
I love him longingly when it is him I ache to see.
I love him utterly with no secrets I keep.
I love him hard and long and deep.
I love him humbly, for he holds my heart and soul.
I love him joyously, for he makes me whole.
I love him hungrily, for beneath his touch my body is like a slave.
I love him forever, always, even beyond the grave.

Jaycy

Dear Jaycy,

Mr. Franco is so upset that he can’t write this letter himself. He begs you to tell him that this is all a joke and that you haven’t gotten (in his words) “soft” or “sappy”.

- Intern Hot to Trot


Edited: January 24th, 2010

No Way Saturday!

NO WAY!!! Our sources claim that they spotted our FAVORITE — Den Mama Sid — behind the bar on Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! How awesome is that??? WE DIE! We hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa confessed to using her SOPCoD on an orc and that it broke in half but thankfully mended itself back together. D.M. Sid seemed to get quite a kick out of it and encouraged her to use the titanium cranium crusher that Crazy Train Tara had gotten her some years ago when something a little stronger than the SOPCoD was needed. Uhhh… we’d actually prefer Lil’ Bit Lirssa keep her hands off of anything that has C.T. Tara’s fingerprints all over it.

Really, Playboy Shane??? Now we’ve always thought there was a…. certain unresolved vibe between Playboy Shane and Marvelous Mira so we’re actually pretty unsurprised to hear that they were seen having a private discussion with one another in a back booth in the Inn. The theory here at the Den of Gossip is that Playboy Shane is a little more into Marvelous Mira than she is into him…. but we think that’s just her appeal to Playboy Shane. Every girl in his past has fallen to his feet and immediately worshiped the very ground he walks on. Marvelous Mira, on the other hand, is a tough catch. We actually hope she doesn’t fall for him because he’s so got that guy complex where he gets bored with a girl as soon as he wins her over. We wonder what Cowboy Jake’s got to say about this????

It seems that Lil’ Bit Lirssa has hooked up with RhyDin native Kendall to find a way for some of RhyDin’s orphaned or abandoned youths to make their own way in the city! We can’t think of a more appropriate pair to put such an idea together! They were overheard discussing it with The Many Faces of Fio and Awful Ali Saturday night for quite a while. It seems that the girls want to give a home to the kids while giving them a way to earn that home. They seemed to decide that they need to start a business for the kids to try their hand at while having other smaller jobs for those who aren’t looking for such a permanent home. We hear at the Den of Gossip always need people to deliver our printed flyers out to the coffee shops and businesses around town! The pay is decent! Drop us a line, girls!

Maria and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan were seen in the Arena discussing the program that she’s starting to teach little girls and young women how to duel and how to defend themselves. We definitely like the idea! We’re all about strong women! However, we do have to question the people’s she’s got involved. S.P.G. Teagan? Lil’ Black Book Jaycy? Even Maria herself? Not really the trio we’d be incredibly willing to hand Intern Pumpkin Head over to, you know??? We hear that there’s quite a few more duelists who have supported it in one way or another, though. Ms. Wyh Not and G’naughty G’nort have both donated significantly to the cause. The Baroness Rena and the Wrecking Crew’s Kheldar are both pitching in to help find a location for it. Perhaps it’ll all come together better than we expect! We sure hope so!

Oh no! Somebody should STOP this! We hear that Rowdy Rekah and G’naughty G’nort spent most of Saturday night together and…. well, our sources say that the conversation was awfully friendly. Are we the only ones a little uneasy by the suggestion that G’naughty G’nort and Rowdy Rekah were flirting with another? Our sources said that they wouldn’t go as far as labeling it “flirting” but that the pair definitely raised a couple eyebrows through out the night. We have to wonder what Sullen Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin think about Rowdy Rekah spending some much time with G’naughty G’nort???

Edited: January 16th, 2010

Reap Day Thursday!

Wow. We hear that Nigel strutted his stuff into the Red Dragon Inn Thursday night dressed as some odd version of a cowboy. Complete with a ridiculous belt buckle and… tailored jeans??? Eleanor called him out on the fact that he didn’t look much like a cowboy. When asked about his outfit,  he told her that it was “Reap Day”. Eleanor replied that “Reap Day looks pretty familiar to Look Like a Jackass Day.” Ouch! We hear that Brale Brother Reap was entirely amused by “Reap Day” and totally cracked up upon seeing Nigel! Good! We’re glad he’s still good ol’ B.B. Reap despite everything he’s been through recently!

Speaking of Reap, when did he suddenly become everybody’s favorite counselor??? You all do realize that this is Brale Brother Reap, right??? Thursday night is was Spade who seemed anxious and had a long quiet conversation with him about somebody who had died recently. B.B. Reap was overheard making plans to meet her at her shop later. Reeeeaaaaally? Maybe he’s not all that broken up over the thing with Eleanor after all! He certainly seems more than willing to be the shoulder Spade needs to cry on. And every guy knows that’s one of the quickest ways of getting a girl into bed.

The night sort of got a little… hectic from there!

We hear that Eleanor was seen in a knock-down, drag-out fight with someone unknown guy just outside the Inn. Blades were drawn and it was completely vicious. Our sources say they have no idea what the man did to provoke the fight but Eleanor was going for blood. Now here’s where our confusion steps in. Some of our sources are telling us that it wasn’t a guy at all but a harmless looking girl. Some of our sources are saying that Mac was involved and that she was actually the one who struck the deadly blow. One thing is definitely for sure — it was a pretty crazy situation. We have a feeling that Head Pussy Panther is not going to be pleased to hear about the blood spilled on the porch. But as always he can use our blog to find out who to blame! That would be Mac and Eleanor!

Action was a little light down in the Arena but that didn’t stop Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan from causing problems as she called matches. It seems that after Deliciously Sinful Sin and Sullen Sal (who aren’t exactly her biggest fans) entered a ring, she had a cage brought down upon them. There were bladed pendulums and clubs with spikes all swinging around. Not exactly a jello match. Kheldar gave S.P.G. Teagan a stern lecture for putting them into a ring of death but S.P.G. Teagan didn’t let the lecture stop her fun. Psycho Skid tried to warn her that Sullen Sal would be pissed but he too was ignored.

Sullen Sal was definitely pissed. We hear that he LITERALLY attacked S.P.G. Teagan after the match. He had to be held back by G’naughty G’nort. Unfortunately for G’naughty G’nort we hear that he ended up BLEEDING for his troubles! We hear that as Deliciously Sinful Sin pulled G’naughty G’nort to safety and Kalinda healed him, the cowardly Sullen Sal ran out of the Arena! So Sullen Sal attacked a CALLER and the SUPERVISOR OF THE SPORT??? Callers are traditionally OFF LIMITS. The couch is considered neutral ground which allows them to keep the peace in the dueling venues with the likes of murderers and slavers running around. Very grave consequences are supposed to come from attacking them! We have to wonder what Sullen Sal’s very grave consequence will be!

While all this was going on in the Arena, a crowd gathered in the Outback to watch Lil’ Black Book Jaycy take on Jiggly Puff for Pathfinder! Pslyder was around to support his “love” (gag us!) and was much more vocal than L.B.B. Jaycy had been at his challenge. We hear that he spent most of the night yelling words of encouragement to her from ringside. Dris, who was on the couch calling the match, didn’t miss an opportunity to feel up a pretty young thing. He was seen with Sarah at his side who had earlier been overheard asking S.P.G. Teagan if Dris was single. Uh, clearly she doesn’t read our blog! That girl’s going to get her heart broken! As for the challenge match, L.B.B. Jaycy took the first match but the opal holder took the second. Jiggly Puff could not hang on, though, and L.B.B. Jaycy took a solid win in the third and final match.

Congratulations to the newest holder of Pathfinder — Lil’ Black Book Jaycy!

Edited: January 11th, 2010

Nutty Tuesday!

Tuesday night was a very quite night around town. We hear that the Red Dragon Inn was pretty empty even with Amber pouring drinks for patrons. Perhaps the cold and snow are keeping everybody at home by their fireplaces.

Well…. not quite everybody.

The bed hopping that goes on in this town never ceases to amaze us! If it wasn’t for just how slutty you all are, we’d all have to find real jobs! London and Russ were seen flashing an awful lot of looks at one another in the Inn and the pair ended the night by leaving together. We hear that there was mention of whose bed to spend the night in but we’ve also heard that London has been seen macking on that slutty little Joey as well. Sex is everybody’s favorite pastime! The more partners, the better, it seems!

Leave it to Crazy Train Tara to end this polite “we’re going to pretend you were just on vacation” dance that everybody has been doing with Darcy. We hear that C.T. Tara and Darcy briefly time chatted about her time with Anubis. Our sources couldn’t catch much of the intimate conversation but it does appear that Darcy is now okay. From what we have been able to gather, it seems that Anubis allowed her brother to purchase her from him. As much as she drives us bonkers, we are glad that Darcy is back and okay. We here at the Den of Gossip know only too well what it’s like to become the target of those who would rather see us enslaved or imprisoned.

As usual, Playboy Shane was surrounded by a bevy of beautiful babes! We hear that he spent a couple hours laaaate into the night flirting it up with Shylah, Chief Mischief Maker Eless, and Marvelous Mira. In fact, there was word that he playfully proposed to Shylah!!! Can you even imagine the trouble the two of them could cause as a couple! We love it! That was far from the end of Playboy Shane’s interesting evening we hear. It also somehow involved his ex-girlfriend, Darcy, under. his. table. Yep, you read that right. Under. His. Table. Now that she’s back, we wouldn’t be all that surprised to see them reunite. There was a LOT of chemistry there!

There was also some action in the basement Arena where Warlord Maria Graziano pressed her right of challenge against the Baron Xanth for the right to the ring representing the Old Temple District! Xanth stood along without a second or lady of honor but Maria came with the Overlord Tical as her second which continued to fuel rumors of some sort of relationship beyond their longtime friendship. We hear that the Warlord dueled in honor of her late friend, Jewell, and that she wore blue in her honor rather than the Wrecking Crew colors. It’s still so sad to us!!!

We hear that during the match, Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan was acting awfully odd. She watched the match from the bar with Deliciously Sinful Sin and kept jumping and yelping. When D.S. Sin asked her what was wrong, she said that she was being pinched by someone invisible. Wait, it gets worse.

Anyway, Xanth chose a single format duel which Maria won pretty solidly. She declared the Old Temple District loyal to the Overlord. Congratulations, Baroness Maria!

Now back to the nuttiness at hand! So after the baronial challenge, much of the crowd headed to the Outback for some fighting. The night seemed normal enough until S.P.G. Teagan totally LOST it! She was evidently screaming about invisible people touching her and thrashing around. Smokin’ Sartan had to literally pin her down on the bar while Hot Mess Kelathe did something that evidently fixed the situation. We hear that in the end Kelathe had the be escorted out by Neo and Skid carried S.P.G. Teagan out. Wow. Super crazy. By the way, we here that Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was there when this thing went down but REFUSED to lift a finger to help her ex-girlfriend. Now that’s cold hearted!

Edited: January 10th, 2010