Life’s Fantastic Sunday!

With the second round of Madness dueling wrapping up in the Annex and the Talon of Redwin Tournament unfolding in the Arena, the Red Dragon Inn was pretty vacant Sunday night. The lovely Sjira was seen in the Inn for a while chatting with a man who seemed to be trying to give her quite a lot of money. Men handing large sums of money out to pretty young women always gets our attention…. even more so when the pretty young woman in question is the apple of the proprietor’s eye! We have to wonder what Head Pussy Panther will think of this news!

Barbie’s back it seems. She drove that crazy car of her’s right up into the Inn and popped out as if she was ready for a flood of paparazzi. She is more than a little nuts. We hear that Taneth was super excited to see her and made Lucky Lawyer Lucien promise to take her to get a doll the next day… so public appearance score for Barbie! That girl Riley who got into the big brawl in the Inn the night before was certainly a fan. We hear that she totally stopped paying attention to the rather hot man who seemed into her to send her love to Barbie. That actually scores her points in our book!

The dueling fanatics that weren’t in the Arena watching the Talon of Redwin Tournament go down were hanging out in the Annex to watch the last of the second round of Madness duels shake out. Harris and his former flame FLAWLESS Koy were seen tossing back drinks and looking a little too chummy. It seemed that Koy was juuuuust about to open up to Harris about her troubles when her husband, the Gov MAN-tastic Matt, came wandering over to complain about his dueling troubles. SERIOUSLY, Matt??? That’s the most pressing matter you have right now??? Have you not noticed that your wife seems incredibly depressed these days??? OMG! He may be nice to look at but he’s no rocket scientist, that’s for sure.

For some reason, Crazy Train Tara was head over heels about Porthos. We’re not really sure why. She was actually acting a bit shy around him. While in the middle of flirting with Kalamere, Crazy Train Tara saw Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan walk up to Porthos and kiss him and nearly blew a gasket. She was overheard telling Kalamere that you couldn’t just walk up to an important man like Porthos and kiss him. Well, there’s a lot about tact that needs to be explained to Teagan. Anyway, Kalamere seemed pretty amused about the whole thing. That man just has no sense of self-preservation AT ALL!

Our sources didn’t catch the entire thing but evidently later into the night Harris was seen fleeing into the Annex with some ninjas hot on his trail. Yeah, you read that right. Ninjas. Not angry fathers or ripped off customers or murderous husbands…. but ninjas. It evidently had something to do with his wife’s former ward, Samiyah, who the ninjas seemed to be after. Thanks to a blade being thrown his way from the crowd of onlookers, Harris managed to dispatch the attackers. We’re not all that terribly surprised that there are people actively trying to kill Harris. We’re more surprised that this doesn’t happen on more of a daily basis.

Edited: March 29th, 2010

Little Big Locke Saturday!

Reality Check Brandon was back to work Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn trying to keep Playboy Shane from falling victim to those darn wiley women! He was overheard on yet another diatribe about SLUTTACIOUS Darcy. REAL Gypsy Lilli (we’ve decided to call her that because there’s a lot of people that run around calling themselves gypsies but that girl is like fresh off the caravan gypsy) tried to stand up a bit for S. Darcy but R.C. Brandon was hearing none of it. We’re not entirely sure where he’s going with this one as to date we haven’t seen him approve of a single female. This is RhyDin, R.C. Brandon! There’s a million and one good women. Which one is going to be??? Just let us know! We’ll make it happen!

It seems that Playboy Shane is listening to R.C. Brandon because after R.C. Brandon called her worse insults than even we feel comfortable laying out, Playboy Shane did not defend his lady love but instead left with R.C. Brandon. Coooold. Very, very cold. We hate to feel sorry for SLUTTACIOUS Darcy but she can do better than a guy who ditches her like that.

It seems a couple more of Icer’s progeny has hatched as she told Marvelous Mira. Marvelous Mira seemed disappointed that the young were back at Le Dragon Cave and not there for her to play with. Ha! We’re sure that M. Mira can get an invitation back to Le Dragon Cave because Icer’s seriously got to need the babysitting help. That dragon-lady has just GOT to stop having kids.

Cutie Carley was with her newest handsome companion — an elf who seems to go by Cy. Very good-looking, Cutie Carley! We here at the Den of Gossip totally approve! We hear that our foul-mouthed little favorite had some… uh… choice comments about Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s… well, little Locke, if you know what we’re saying. L.B.B. Locke didn’t seem to appreciate her commentary and invited her into the bathroom with him when he went to check out “little Locke” (or “Little Big Locke” as he seemed to be contending) for herself. Head into the bathroom she did! And with a SLINGSHOT! Evidently, L.B.B. Locke’s cry could be heard well into the common room.

The prank got her a stern talking to from Queen of Class Sylvia who was there attempting to have a quiet drink with her Hunky Hudson. As seems to be a common trend with them, Hunky Hudson could not stay long without being called away by a messenger! What a bummer! Must be the story of Q.O.C Sylvia’s life these days! He certainly laid quite the cute little kiss on her before he left though. Le sigh. These two are ALMOST enough to turn the whole lot of us here at the Den of Gossip into a bunch of sappy romantics. ALMOST.

Den Mama Sid! No lie! Den Mama Sid was seen behind the bar late Saturday night catching up with her dear friend Q.O.C. Sylvia. It seems like D.M. Sid is everyone’s “dear friend”, though. As usual, she was acting a bit eccentric — fading in and out of view covered in sparkles, cursing some unknown sorcerer, and talking of bouncy castles. What are you going to do??? That’s Den Mama Sid and you can’t help but love her and all her beautiful eccentricities.

The basement Arena was busy with activity Saturday night! Sweetheart S’jira and Head Pussy Panther were seen canoodling! COUGHMARRYHERCOUGHCOUGH! While Brale Brother Baker seemed to accidently wander a floor lower. One bar is just like any other to him, we suppose. He was belly up to the bar pounding down the mugs of ale and verbally accosting any woman who would stop and chat. One classy dude!

We do hear that he actually managed to have a somewhat coherent conversation with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell. The pair talked of life, love, and the event the previous night! It seems that B.B. Baker drummed it down to a night full of “stuffy bastards”. We sure hope he wasn’t refering to us! OMG! We’d be so sad! It seems that he was upset that yours truly didn’t say hi to him. We are sure we overlooked a few but we were oh-so nervous about performing a wedding! So to make up for it…. hiiiii, Brale Brother Baker!!! Cutie Carley or one of our other regular readers, make sure B.B. Baker sees our little shout out to him!

Edited: June 27th, 2009

Let the Games Begin Thursday!

We hear that the Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet early Thursday night but that didn’t stop our sources from catching sight of AJ and Stas together again! The hot young doctor is becoming quite the talk of the town we hear. Who can blame AJ for falling so hard for him so quickly??? She certainly has good taste. Sink your claws into him fast, girlfriend! His star is on the rise!

We hear that later into the night Stas came quite close to punching Brale Brother Reap. We know, we know. How is someone wanting to punch B.B. Reap in the nose newsworthy??? Well, what was entertaining to us was that B.B. Reap actually offered to let him so that Stas could impress his girl! HILARIOUS! What these guys don’t realize is that by even speaking back to B.B. Reap they give him exactly what he wants!

Not-Doc Anya was asking Simmering Sivanna what she should wear to make a room full of men drool. Doesn’t N-D Anya have enough men??? There’s a point where “girl power” goes too far. This is it. Unfortunately, Simmering Sivanna gave her some good advice.  Simmering Sivanna really should use her sultry powers for good, not evil! Isn’t there a good-hearted bookworm somewhere in RhyDin that she can give such advice to???

Speaking of which, Real Estate Mogul Rena was seen chatting up her friend’s man, Brale Brother Reap. For a good girl, R.E.M. Rena certainly does spend a good deal of time with some unsavory characters. She and B.B. Reap seem awfully tight. We have to wonder if R.E.M. Rena doesn’t have a thing for one of her best friends’ man! B.B. Reap spent most of his evening attempting to convince her to go on another sailing expedition with them. We had no idea they were planning another! Let the games begin!

The lovely S’jira was discussing her beading with another in the same field. We hear that after Sex Pot Kitty’s wedding, her work is becoming increasingly in high demand! We’re betting the fact that by this time next year you won’t be able to have a respectable wedding in this city without your wedding gown having spent significant time in S’jira’s hands! The woman is amazing!

Edited: May 25th, 2009

The Grind Saturday!

How can you not but love Brale Brother Baker??? He NEVER gives up!!! That sort of stick-to-it-ness would be downright dangerous if he put it towards a constructive hobby. We hear that he spent the early part of Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn belly up to the bar and trying to convince Queen of Class Sylvia that what he really needed to make his aching back better was a good, solid rubdown. Q.O.C. Sylvia never gave him that rubdown just in case you were wondering!

We bet that she would have given Hudson a back rub! The two were later spotted hanging out together and were as cozy as always! We never would have pegged him for a romantic but we hear that he bought a lovely bouquet of flowers from Marvelous Mira from Q.O.C. Sylvia! He seems to be quite the catch! Get it??? Fisherman? Catch?

Head Pussy Panther was in the Inn talking to Sex Pot Kitty about a nice rack!!! Okay, okay. So it was a buck’s rack, not a woman’s. We’re absolutely sure that S.P. Kitty would rather be chatting about a woman’s! S.P. Kitty wisely became quite silent when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee began questioning Head Pussy Panther on when he would be settling down with S’jira. H.P. Panther seemed a bit uncomfortable with the questioning! Wow! They’ve been together FOREEEEVVVEEERRR…. at least in RhyDin terms! H.P. Panther must have some serious commitment issues. He better be careful. That woman is HAWT and there’s always the chance that she’ll be snatched away from him!

OMG! What in the world was Awful Ali doing to The Many Faces of Fio??? There was some serious hardcore grinding going on!!! As they were bumping hips they were also whispering in each other’s ears. Those two just keep getting closer and closer. We think S.P. Kitty should be warning her away from him but she was too busy flirting with Jace and catching up with Icer. A. Ali and T.M.F.O. Fio have moved on from harmless flirting to behavior that is quite inappropriate in public for a young lady! Although, we doubt that either of them worries much about T.M.F.O. Fio’s reputation.

Edited: May 21st, 2009

Slow and Steady Sunday!

Reality Check Brandon has been seen with quite a lot of women lately. Quite a lot of women other than PAARTY GIRL Chase who seems to be MIA! Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn our sources spotted him chatting up that pretty new thing Niamh and Darcy! Perhaps it’s all that time he’s playing with Playboy Shane but that boy is becoming downright trouble! We wonder what PAARTY GIRL Chase will have to say about all his “female friends”. Actually, forget it, we doubt she’ll even notice through her hard liquor colored glasses.

Aw! Our Darling Taneth is the cutest thing ever! We hear that she gave blankets and a sweater to Awful Ali! He was appropriately grateful. A bit later her behavior got a bit odd once again. We hear that she was overheard telling her “brother”, True, that she never gets hurt. When he brought up the incident the night before she had no idea what he was talking about. Odd, no???

As for True, it seems that he and Marvelous Mira are getting awfully close! She came back in town and the pair were seen sharing a reunion hug and kiss right in the middle of the Inn. Slow and steady wins the race! These two are definitely moving slowly but this seems to be a solid match! They spent most of the evening joking and laughing and just enjoying one another’s company. Adorable! We know why O.D. Taneth loves the pair so much! We do too! We hear that BLUE Mish gave True an awfully difficult time about his intentions towards M. Mira later in the night. Evidently True passed with flying colors as BLUE Mish seems to approve of the relationship!

As for a couple that is NOT moving slow at all, we hear that Michiko and Caine were looking at plans FOR THEIR NEW HOUSE!!! Does this strike anybody else as a very bad idea??? Wasn’t it just last month that she and BLUE Mish were Adam and Eve’ing it??? We find this a biiiit of a rush. We’re still absolutely certain that this relationship is mere months from going up in glorious gossip-producing flames!

Deliciously Sinful Sin was seen all wrapped up around The World’s Hottest Helston Fio whispering in her ear. We wouldn’t be too worried about this if we were Psycho Skid, though. D.S. Sin has the attention span of a gnat. He’ll have moved on by tomorrow. There are far too many good looking men and women in the world for D.S. Sin to tie himself down to just one!

We hear that Lucky Lawyer Lucien and Awesome Alain were having a very brisk, business-like conversation. Neither of them had their happy faces on. Iiiiinteresting. Part of us would love to know what was going on and the other part is scared to death to know. It usually doesn’t mean good news for RhyDin when these two have their heads together!

Kid Not-Doc Anya looked like a walking germ Sunday night. Not at all pretty! However, in between dropping her young male friends’ names, she did get a little work done on the charity event that she and her friends’ are putting on. We hear that she’s hired that cute new girl, Cara, to do photography for the event under VeeJay’s suggestion. We’re hoping that VeeJay can guide those cougars in the right direction with this event! Hiring a photographer seems like just the sort of ingenious idea that we would expect from VeeJay!

OMG! The Dread Pirate Stephen wastes NO time at all! He was seen macking on yet another chick Sunday night. It seems that Lilli is his current easy lay of choice! The pair were seen engaged in some serious kissing. Yuck! Somebody needs to hose that girl off now. We have no idea what the attraction to pirates is but no matter how disgusting/raunchy/unkept they are, they always seem to have more than their fair share of female companionship! We suppose that women just like bad boys and RhyDin is no different.

We hear that Queen of Class and Sass Sylvia was catching up with an old friend named Kruger. Yep, that’s the very same Kruger who T.W.H.H. Fio held at knife point earlier in the week. Despite the close in counter, it seems that Kruger decided to brave the Inn once again. It seems that Kruger is a smith looking for a good apprentice.  We’re not sure how he knows Q.O.C.A.S. Sylvia but the pair definitely seems to have a shared history. Iiiinteresting!

Potter Piper!!! Oh, how we have such a soft spot for her! We hear that she made one of her very rare appearances in the Inn and was seen chatting with Chief Mischief Maker Eless while she tended the bar. Those two women are trouble personified and WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!! We do hear that Potter Piper’s smile briefly faded when she caught sight of Psycho Skid. They certainly do share a pretty checkered past…. but we have to wonder what grudge she’s still carrying against him! The ladies were also seen catching up with the lovely S’jira. Not a finer trio of women in alllll of RhyDin!

Edited: May 3rd, 2009