Total Score Tuesday!

The always lovely Jenai walked into the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night to quite the unusual scene. Well, yeah, unusual scenes going down in the Inn are actually usual in that they happen everyday…. but anyway, stick with us here. So Jenai walked in to find Harper and Crazy Train Tara knee deep in some sort of wood-working project. It seems that they were building an advice giving stand. Yep, C.T. Tara wants to give out advice. Oh, come on!!! You know that’s just the sort of train wreck that nobody in this city would be able to resist being a part of! We know that we’d wait in line for HOURS for C.T. Tara’s advice. How fabulous!

Nigel and Brale Brother Reap are certainly a special breed of man. We’re just not sure if it’s the good sort of special or the crazy sort of special! The two men were seen in the Inn dressed in armor. Yep. Heavy plated metal. At first we were thoroughly confused as to why they were sitting at the bar dressed in armor drinking whiskey and talking to Eleanor. Then one of our sources caught them explaining the outfits to Awful Ali by telling him that it was “Eleanor Day”. Wow. What do you think? The good sort of special or the crazy sort of special? Or maybe both?

Oddly enough, our sources say that they saw Our Darling Taneth reprimanding herself and pinching herself to get her own attention… well, sort of. One Taneth was reprimanding the other Taneth and pinched her which made the other Taneth not so happy. This entire thing is getting increasingly odd. We’re really sad about what is happening to poor O.D. Taneth… and Tormay is STILL MIA! We have to wonder what he’s up to. Is he searching for the answer? Could he just not take watching his wife turn into this? Our heart breaks for him!

FLAWLESS Koy was seen chatting with Juliane about the new art gallery she’s helping to open in New Haven which will feature art from a number of artists! It sounds fabulous! The brownstone it’s housed in is lovely. We cannot wait to get our first peak at the interior and the art! It seems FLAWLESS Koy was excited to do what she could to support the business which is located in the same district as her boutique. In fact, the two businesses aren’t too far from each other at all. FLAWLESS Koy was interested in using the space to host one of the events during upcoming Fashion Week! How fantastic would it be to have a party there to celebrate some up and coming designer! Fashion + Art + Alcohol = TOTAL SCORE!

We. Die. How many times in The Dread Pirate Stephen’s life do you think he’s been told by some enraged parent not to touch their daughter??? Well, Tuesday night it was Mega Mom Icer’s turn to lay down the warning and we hear that she did it with a slap! Right across T.D.P. Stephen’s face! Evidently, however, he wasn’t touching some poor unsuspecting girl in the way you’re thinking. Nope! It seems that he was so drunk that he thought one of those little baby dragons always running around all over the place was a rat… and he tried to slap the “rat” with his sword. We think that the dragon infestation this city faces is actually worse than any rat infestation it faces!

There wasn’t a whole heck of a lot of action in the rings Tuesday night but there was a squire tournament held by Maria, the Baroness of Old Temple. A handful of competitors showed up to battle it out for the spot but in the end it was Kalinda who took top honors. Congratulations, Kalinda!

Edited: January 20th, 2010

To The Court Wednesday!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa spent some time tending the bar at the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night. She certainly seems to be doing that a lot lately, doesn’t she??? The Many Faces of Fio asked her about her plans for her tips and she mentioned that she was going to use them towards her debt with Awful Ali. Really? L.B. Lirssa is paying Awful Ali for a debt that T.M.F.O. Fio doesn’t know about??? We’re telling you. It sure seems like there’s trouble in paradise! Those two don’t seem to be on the same page AT ALL anymore! We can’t have the first couple we’ve ever married go breaking up! It can’t happen!

The Dread Kidd Pirate Stephen was in the Inn telling (not asking) Crazy Train Tara that she was paying for his guide to the “seelie court” which we understand is a collection of faeries. C.T. Tara had quite a few questions about why he wanted her money to get a guide to this court but T.D.K.P. Stephen would not give her any answers. C.T. Tara wouldn’t give him the money without getting to go along which was a demand that Stephen eventually gave into.  He also spoke with Brale Brother Reap who advised him that he could get Stephen in touch with Spade who might be able to guide him to the seelie court. We have to wonder if this has something to do with Jewell. The timing certainly is suspicious! Maybe he is pretty torn up about her loss after all.

Cowboy Jake and the Marvelous Mira spent a bit of time together, having drinks and chatting. We’re still surprised that he’s being so patient and hasn’t asked her to marry him. That proposal can’t be too far away, right? They were making plans for New Years and he’s definitely smitten with her. We’re not sure if she’s just keeping her feelings close to the vest or if her last relationship has left her a bit burned but we’re still not totally sure if she’s as into him as he’s into her. We have no idea why! He’s absolutely PERFECT for her!

While Harris is awfully good at picking out the new HAWT talent in the Inn, his friends Smokin’ Sartan and Speedster Nova have the market cornered in the dueling venues, particularly the Outback. They jump on new girls faster than you can snap your fingers! Smokin’ Sartan spent a good portion of Wednesday night trying to hook up Speedster Nova with a tall blonde named Penelope. We’re just not so sure how into him the chick was. She’s definitely a hottie, though. Perhaps a wee biiiit out of Speedster Nova’s league.

The first of the round of Opal challenges went down Wednesday night in the Outback as FLAWLESS Koy, the holder of the black opal, faced off against G’naughty G’nort. This was another challenge in which there didn’t seem to be any bad blood but FLAWLESS Koy did seem to question whether or not G’naughty G’nort understood what he was getting himself into with the black opal. The pair faced off in some of the Outback’s infamous rings as Lil’ Black Book Jaycy officiated. G’naughty G’nort took the first match but FLAWLESS Koy took the next two and, therefore, defended her title.

Congratulations to the holder of ShadoWeaver, Koy!

Overlord Tical was awfully busy! He was seen in conferences with two baronesses — a renegade and his newest loyal. He had a short conversation with Lil’ Black Book Jaycy but our sources could not determine what it was about. L.B.B. Jaycy has always been vocal that her loyalty only goes to her closest friends but seems to support Tical’s reign despite her alignment. Our sources tell us that Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan’s conversation with him had more to do with the events of the previous night. It seems that they discussed her loyalty and S.P.G. Teagan seemed confident in her decision.

Our Darling Taneth was acting odd again Wednesday night. We hear that she was back in the Outback trying to get the titleholders to let her give them assistance. Overlord Tical quickly pushed her off on Baroness Teagan who wasn’t able to get rid of O.D. Taneth so quickly. There is something really unsettling about this behavior. It’s definitely making the titleholders uncomfortable. It’s also a bit dangerous. Not all the titleholders are good people. Very very sad.

Edited: January 3rd, 2010

No Crying Monday!

Elite Eleanor is quite the popular girl these days! She was spotted Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn with Brale Brother Reap… who we can only assume is her man now. Awful Ali was seen chatting with her and asking her for lessons in armed combat, particularly with swords, in exchange for a bottle of vodka. Eleanor was game and the lessons began immediately out front of the Inn. We’d love to know why he has the sudden interest in sword-play. He was seen looking quite sore and a bit worse for wear. Could he be doing it for protection? Or does he plan on becoming active in the Inn’s basement Arena as several of his friends have?

Rowdy Rekah, The Many Faces of Fio, and Lil’ Bit Lirssa were all on hand to watch the lessons go down after a gift exchange. We hear that Rekah got some fabulous rainbow colored leggings from Lirssa! Too cute! Anyway, The Many Faces of Fio tried to get Lirssa to put on shoes but try as she may Lirssa still ran out barefooted. Who would have ever thought that T.M.F.O. Fio would have to get all motherly and serious??? Having Lirssa in her household might actually be good for her! She certainly has seemed more together since Lirssa came to live with them.

So… we weren’t sure how to address it, especially on the news of such high profile deaths as of late and without knowing exactly what happened, but according to our sources Jade has been killed…. by her husband, Dakota. Yeah. Crazy, isn’t it??? From what our sources have gathered, Dakota stabbed some box in the middle of the Inn which caused Jade to burst into flames. Rumor has it that Chief Mischief Maker Eless was actually on hand to witness the whole thing go down. The public is a bit stunned and Dakota is supposedly in hiding while the death is being investigated. Icer and her daughter, Serenity, were told of the news of their “sister” and “aunt” respectively on Monday night and was quite broken up over it. Pretty tragic situation if it does turn out to be true.

For the record, THERE IS NO CRYING IN DUELING! Seriously, people, we would think that would be quite obvious but evidently Neo needs to be told. Yeah, you read that right! Neo of all people! He was seen getting a bit teary-eyed Monday night in the Outback when his girlfriend, Hot Mess Kelathe, was seen giving him some sort of ring. We hear that it’s that ancient sign of eternity. You know the one with the snake eating its own tail??? Romantic. Evidently Neo was quite moved by the gift and these two seem to be going stronger than ever. We’re getting a little frightened that Kel might actually be turning Neo into an over emotional mess too. Say it ain’t so!

The great thing about when Dris is on the couch calling duels is that you know when two hotties come along looking for a duel they will end up in the pool! Therefore, it’s not at all surprising that the match between the Wrecking Crew’s Hot Toddy Tical and Super Slick Psly got the pair shirtless and wet. We hear that it attracted quite the female audience! The pool doesn’t get used enough these days! It always creates such HOTNESS! Ladies, be sure to tip Dris well and we bet that you’ll see some more of your favorites head to it in the very near future.

Well, with the rumors that Jewell and the Dread Kidd Pirate Stephen might have possibly been working on their differences, we expected to see… well, we suppose he was just what we expected to see. Our sources say that he definitely looked morose and was doing some serious heavy drinking. However, there was that Diana woman drinking with him and she was also seen leaving with him. We’re were a little surprised at first to hear that he was spotted in the company of a woman so soon after his ex-wife’s death but he’s just the type to bury his pain in cheap booze and cheaper women.

Edited: December 31st, 2009

A Playboy Sort of Tuesday!

Well, maybe Playboy Shane isn’t as happily taken as he claims to be! We hear that he was surrounded by a lovely bunch of ladies Tuesday night as he hung out in the Red Dragon Inn! He’s awfully good at making sure there’s plenty of fly young things around. Anyway, we hear that Shy, Luscious Lilli, and Mad Cow Kazzy were seen giving him a hard time but it was a certain purple-haired elf that really seemed to be flirting with him. We hear that the cute little thing is called Ceri and we’re definitely intrigued!

Evidently the Dread Pirate Stephen was around making all the women feel highly uncomfortable! Word has it that the pretty Ceri also perked his attention… so to speak. D.P. Stephen was also overheard saying that he is the smartest and best looking of the six Kidd siblings. Ha! Even in that sorry lot we think there’s one or two better catches than him. Whatever happened to the kind of hot one that Aja dumped??? Such a bad move! We miss him!

Edited: December 21st, 2009

GangSTAR Approved Tuesday!

It was a cheerful night in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night! Cutie Patootie Amber was behind the bar doing her thing and Dora was scrubbing the floors until they shined like the top of the Gov MAN-tastic Matt’s bald head! What??? MAN-tastic Matt isn’t bald??? Well, he will be when he finds out what FLAWLESS Koy’s been up to the last couple of days! It’s enough to make us pull our hair out!!! Anyway, the atmosphere was bright and the crowd even seemed to be in a good mood!

Surprisingly enough it seems that David and Ryan are still together and going strong. The pair were seen making cozy company in the Inn while sipping on apple juice and chatting to C.P. Amber about her run-in with “Santa”. And for those of you that are curious, she means Dean dressed as Santa. Our sources heard no mention of David’s sister, Darcy, and we’re forced to wonder what became of her after her break-up with Playboy Shane. She clearly must have taken it pretty hard because we haven’t seen much of her since. Such a shame!

OMG! THIS is why we LOVE Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell! She strutted in Tuesday night despite the cold wearing a HAWT dress with a green bodice that flowed into a peacock feathered skirt. She looked To. Die. For. And, of course, she had Crazy Train Tara for where there’s one insane not-quite-human pain in the neck woman, she’s bound to have another in tow! For  some reason, C.T. Tara had an elk. We have no idea why. We don’t ask that question when it comes to C.T.  Tara. Often times the answer just creates more questions.

Anyway, according to our sources, L.M.A.M. Jewell was overheard telling her friends that she’s been travelling but she’s home now and looking forward to meeting up with all of her old friends. And meet-up she did! We hear that she seemed super happy to see her kegsister SUUUUPER Des who has just recently returned herself! Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan was all in a tizzy over her return… but when is Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan not in a tizzy over one woman or another??? L.M.A.M. Jewell proved what a Marc Franco lover she truly is (even though she’s tried to deny it for YEARS) by saying that she’s read our blog (or probably the print-out versions since she isn’t exactly tech-saavy) enough to be slightly worried about where S.P.G. Teagan’s lips have been. BE STILL OUR TEENY TINY LITTLE HEARTS!

Is there a reunion in the works between the Dread Pirate Stephen and his ex-wife L.M.A.M. Jewell??? She was overheard telling S.P.G. Teagan that she was done with pirates but when D.P. Stephen slung his arm around her and called her by his pet name for her, she didn’t seem all that done!

Umm… for some reason SUUUUPER Des and Brale Brother Reap were entangled on the floor together??? At least according to our sources! And when are our sources EVER wrong! B.B. Reap is certainly a hit with the ladies these days, no? We’ve seen him spending time with everything from the Inn’s resident bad ass to college sorority girls to Inn institutions! No idea what’s up with him but SUUUUPER Des is newly divorced and probably looking for a good time! B.B. Reap is certainly known for being a good time. We’re not going to judge you, girlfriend! Go on and handle your business!

The siblings DeAuster were about! It’s been quite a while since we’ve seen Daniel and Cieara slumming in the Red Dragon Inn but both were there as regal as ever. They only stayed long enough for a quick drink and to exchange pleasantries with Lucky Lawyer Lucien before hurrying off for dinner. As usual, though, Daniel didn’t have to be in the Inn long before he caught the attention of a young lady! Daniel is the sort of commitment avoiding heartbreaker that all young woman should try to avoid but never do!

Are Cowboy Jake and Marvelous Mira not the cutest things ever??? We’ve been just so disappointed and upset about their woes in love but maybe it was all just to bring them to this point. He is just the perfect gentleman that she needs in her life. We mark this relationship ‘GangSTAR Approved’!

Edited: December 11th, 2009