The newlyweds are back! Johnny was behind the bar tending early Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn and his new wife, Sianna, was there to keep him company! Both seemed in a lovely mood after their return from their travels and took the gentle ribbing that always comes from such a return in good humor. We suppose only time will tell if our wish of a honeymoon baby from these two will come to fruition! You just KNOW that Sianna’s a Fertile Myrtle though!

Peredhil was seen greeting his friends and he and Sianna caught up while Johnny worked the bar. We hear that Sianna was quite interested to see how things were going along between Juliane and Peredhil while she was gone! What?!?! Does she not keep up with our blog??? We could tell her allll about it!

Juliane herself arrived not too long after and Peredhil sure seemed glad to see her!!! We’re still waiting for Johnny to kick his best friend’s tail for moving in on his twin! Isn’t that what brothers are for??? Juliane and Peredhil seemed awfully cozy at the bar and chatted for quite a while about work, her family, and everything else under the sun.

Jolyon was also in the room but he was chatting with DoD-er Rena. With Juliane’s attentions centered on Peredhil, does this mean that Jolyon is on the market??? Or has his heart been captured by another Smith girl??? He keeps his cards way too close to the vest! He and DoD-er Rena seemed to be having a grand time chatting. Could this be a match???

Good Lord! These girls are crazy! Half the time our sources don’t even understand Kazzy and Lizzy but the pair were seen once again in the Inn up to their antics. For some reason the girls were handcuffed together and Kazzy was still demanding a baseball bat from Lizzy. Will someone please just get this girl a baseball bat??? We hear that Jay was actually seen running away from these girls. Who can blame him really???

We hear that Lana was looking a bit worse for wear! She was overheard telling Bad Boy Wil that she’d gotten into a fight that ended in a couple broken ribs. She seemed quite disturbed all night and was really upset once she was told that a friend had died in the very same fight. Poor thing!

S’jira and Aaric were again seen chatting over a meal near the hearth. Okay…. now we’re starting to wonder! They do seem to be two birds of a feather and while we were completely convinced that the two had their hearts set on others, they seem to be quite comfortable in one another’s presence. We wonder what Head Pussy Panther will think about this!

Well, we said Miss Mercy should get back in the game! It seems that she’s doing just that! She was seen having drinks with Peredhil’s friend, Wesley! He definitely seems to be into her. We wonder if she’ll give him a chance! He certainly seemed to be amusing her so we believe he has a chance!

It seems that Cutie Carley has decided to join the new roller derby team…. and it’s not all that pretty! She was seen struggling to get used to her skates in the Inn for several hours. Hunky Carpenter Glenn tried to keep her from breaking her neck but our sources say that they were just so scared for her well being that they couldn’t watch! Be careful, Cutie Carley!!!

Late into the night it was rum all around the bar as the pirates came in to celebrate Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert’s birthday in true pirate style!!! Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert was still on his very best behavior even though he was surrounded by Unwashed Pirate # 1 Stephen and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell! He took congratulations from Potter Piper, Taneth, and DoD-er Rena without…. well, being himself! Odd! Well, happy birthday anyway, Spiffied Pirate Robert!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Those Booze Sisters are just a load full of relationship drama and Thursday night was no exception! We hear the night started off with TRASH-tastic Jade complaining to Lyren about her ex, Frat Boy Tristan. It seems that Frat Boy Tristan hasn’t quite gotten over their break-up! Maybe one of these days TRASH-tastic Jade will learn that if she stops racking up ex-boyfriends, she’ll stop racking up the drama!

Booze Sis Hina didn’t stick around long enough to hear her out! She was all a-flutter upon spotting her own new man, Frat Boy Quinn. We totally blame Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean for causing all the Booze Sis/Frat Boy hooks-ups. Anyway, it seems that Hina still hasn’t figured out what an unreformed PLAYER Quinn is. She was seen taking off with him to “catch up”.

Bad Boy Wil was the topic of conversation ever so briefly in the Inn. Lana was quick to assure Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and Everybody’s Big Bro Brian that she is not at all interested in him in a romantic sort of way. We sooooo don’t buy it!!! You can keep feeding us the lines, girl, but we’re calling your bluff. The conversation came to a screeeeeeeching halt when Chief Mischief Maker Eless showed up on the scene to greet her friends! Eless went about charming the small crowd, especially E.B.B. Brian, as only Eless can! She’s delightful!

The topic came back up when Unwashed Pirate #1 Stephen walked through the door! After an obscenely disgusting display of affection with L.M.A.M. Jewell, he had to put his boot right into his mouth by telling Eless just what he thought of Bad Boy Wil. Le sigh! Can’t the poor woman catch a break???

As if their behavior wasn’t bad enough, it got worse! U.P. #1 Stephen FREAKED out when Crazy Train Tara entered with a very large snake. Isn’t U.P. #1 a vampire??? What a panzy! He became so frightened that he started vomiting! DISGUSTING! When a female patron rightly laughed at him for his ridiculous behavior, Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell FLIPPED HER WIG!!! She hollered at the poor girl before comforting her husband. Well, well, well… we know what we’re dressing up as at the next masquerade party!

Jolyon seems quite interested in RhyDin children. We’re dying to know why! Children are such little dirty rugrats and children in RhyDin always seem particularly dirty! We still fail to see the appeal. He was overheard quizzing Krazy Kitty about her little girl and her niece. He seems determined to study the youth of this city! Better him than us! We’ll stick to studying the celebrities, bar flies, and heiresses, thank you very much!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless is definitely a trouble maker! Her blatant flirting with Antonio is becoming quite well known. Antonio certainly doesn’t seem opposed to the attention. In fact, he was overheard asking her if he could ignite her passion when referring to the sinfully delicious drink that he often makes. Eless in return stated that she was becoming a “passion addict”. We must admit that we find these two delightful together! The pair were joined by Connar who has made clear his own passion for C.M.M. Eless in the past. It was certainly an interesting party as both men seemed quite eager to get in the lady’s good favor!

Taneth did her best to try to cheer Tiny Tucker up but it seems he was having none of it! He was only interested in downing bourbon!!! That argument with Doc Eva must have really rocked him because he certainly hasn’t seemed like the same lovable old Tiny Tucker! He tried to put up a brave front while chatting with Kynthia but she wasn’t buying the act either. He seems a bit on the heartbroken side and it makes us sad! Poor guy just couldn’t get a break either! He politely declined the attentions of a new girl named Candy when she hit on him and then got interrogated by Shylah as to how Doc Eva was doing. Poor guy! It just wasn’t his night!

We hear that Crazy Train Tara is finally going to get her night in paradise with Anubis. The pair have agreed to have sex and it was definitely the topic dominating C.T. Tara’s mind. Let’s just pray that it’s safe sex! We wonder what her new husband will think about this!

It was evidently Old Man Night in the Arena Thursday night! Legendary former Overlord Dalamar was seen chatting with Baron of the Old Market G’naughty G’nort about just how “great” G’naughty G’nort is! Dalamar gave him a chance to prove it in a ring. It was an awfully closely fought match but Dalamar pulled ahead finally by slashing the anti-slasher himself!!! The crowd was definitely thrilled with that! Dalamar didn’t look back after gaining that lead and proved why he’s still one of the best in the business!

Posted: May 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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- “Nah, I been b***h shoppin’ all day. Nuthin. Tell me, what should I look for in a good bondage girl?” Baker to Lord Brutin when Lord Brutin questioned him on whether or not he’s found a slave girl yet.

- “Bondage? Is that like punk metal or something? You crazy kids and your loud music.” DoD-er Eve to Lord Brutin when he asked if she herself was a “bondage girl”.

- “I’m not *just* a rat, sir! I’m a PiRATe! ARRR!!” RAT-tastic Napoleon to Lil’ Boy Blue Locke.

- “I don’t know that god. Where does he/she/it hang out?” Kairee when meeting someone claiming to be of the Eastern Orthodox faith.

- “Mmmm ‘appiness is indeed a warm gun.” Unwashed Pirate Stephen after shooting Crazy Train Tara!

- “Now lets slap Marco with my balls.” Brian while preparing to dunk us into the tank at the Beltane festivities.

- “Look private… general… whatever you may be. I could probably be scarier than most, and if I can’t be.. my sister is crazy, French, and pregnant. Watch yourself. She might go all magical maverick on you.” Teen Terror Alex’s commentary on her sister, AJ.

- “Of course you do. She’s female and mobile.” Krazy Kitty to Awesome Alain when he mentioned that he enjoyed one of Tara’s personalities.

- “Goodnight insufferable female with an inappropriate hair color.” A parting from Crazy Train Tara (or more specifically, one of her alternate personalities) to Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell

- “So, did you want to Role Play again….like we did the other night, where you’re the subservient chick and I’m the dude you wanna bang?” Brale Brother Baker to Crazy Train Tara.

Posted: May 14th, 2008 under Overheard.
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Sunday evening started off with the PAARTY Girls up to their usual antics in the Red Dragon Inn! One of the frat boy pledges needed a woman to kiss him as part of his initiation and guess who were the first to volunteer! PAARTY Girl Chase took one side of his mouth and PAARTY Girl Atalanta took the other. We really believe that deep down Atalanta is a good girl. It’s Chase that’s bringing her down!!!

For example, we seriously doubt that Atalanta would have engaged in that public act of silliness if it wasn’t for Chase’s influence. After all, Atalanta has been quite head over heels for the handsome Locke! When he came up from the Annex later in the evening covered in bruises and cuts only half healed by the Ward of Gondar, she looked quite concerned…. and quite proud when he mentioned his wins!!! We wonder if he’ll convince her to come cheer him on as we hear that Locke has entered his name in the Madness Tournament!!!

OMG! We get to EXCLUSIVELY announce the name of AJ and The Bum Phillipe’s upcoming bundle of joy! We hear that it will be a boy and his name will be Marcus Francois Gaston! What a FABULOUS name. We can’t quite put are finger on why we enjoy that name so much but we think it’s the best one we’ve heard in YEARS!!!! AJ’s looking quite the blossoming mama-to-be these days. We sure hope that everything goes well for her!

It seems that all of TRASH-tastic Jade’s friends are quite torn over the end of her engagement with Playboy Demon Damien! Hina seemed quite upset while she discussed her disappointment with Venom Vinny. On a side note, Hina and Venom Vinny have been seen together quite a bit lately, haven’t they??? Anyway, when Playboy Demon Damien did enter he began flirting with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and joking pretty heartlessly about his break-up. Hina COMPLETELY ignored her brother and left shortly after he arrived!!!

Slimy Pirate Stephen and his wife Jewell were spotted in the Inn up to their typical classy trouble! We hear that Slimy Pirate Stephen actually agrees with us deeming his wife Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell rather than JEZEBEL Jewell. In fact, he told his wife that she’s assaulted far more people in the Inn than he has… and, to be honest, we think he’s right! How can we pass up such a request??? Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell it is!

Wyh Not was spotted down in the Annex during Fight Night…. but it didn’t seem to be a happy visit. We understand that she was describing to a friend her long absence. It seems it was not of her choice and that it certainly was not pleasant! We’re oh-so glad that she’s back safe and sound where she belongs!

Soerl was on the couch calling and was briefly joined by his lovely wife, Ayly! Not much has been seen of her since her recent illness and there were even rumors beginning to circulate that the couple might not be able to put their relationship back together after their long separation! There seemed to be no issues with that as Ayly and Soerl were clearly still tight! She could only stay for a short while as work evidently has her quite busy but Soerl seemed thrilled to have her at his side for a while!

Posted: April 2nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh my! Was that Caitlin (the chick that started all the drama with Ethan) hanging out with Grem??? Grem’s been seen with quite the rotating bevel of beauties as of late so we’re certainly not surprised that pretty Caitlin caught his eye! We hear that this girl is suuuuuper naive, though! Where is AJ to take her under her wing and play big sister??? As for Grem, he’s beginning to rack up quite the reputation since his break-up with Luscious Lydia. Maybe he just needs some time to soothe his woes!

Grem was distracted from surrounding himself with lovely little birds by the entrance of Scath-Babe SMASHING Issy! The pair seemed to have quite the frank discussion about some of the Scath-Babes enemies. Issy did not look very pleased by the news at all. We don’t like when Issy doesn’t look pleased! It usually means trouble…. or that she’s about to beat on one of the Kidd brothers and that we do find amusing! Speaking of the Kidd brothers, it was in fact Stephen that lightened the mood with his usual silliness. He and JEZEBEL Jewell were up to their normal antics. Neither seemed to be any worse for wear after the odd exchange of the previous night with Potter Piper.

JEZEBEL Jewell was later seen catching up with Brian and Wyh Not! Oh, how we miss Brian! It seems that fatherhood has kept him awfully busy! He was overheard telling Jewell that he has his hands full with Jenai and their small brood. We hear that Brian’s attempting to figure out what sort of work to get into in order to stay closer to home. Perhaps some of his good parenting ways will rub off on his “sister”! Just as we hope that some of Wyh Not’s class will rub off on Jewell as well! Speaking of the classy broad herself, Wyh Not was overheard offering her sincere congratulations to the DIVINE Storm and Yummy Ewan for their upcoming little bundle!

We do HEART public engagements so we are happy to report back on a young couple who did just that! Evidently, Jonathon asked a lovely redhead named Boudicca to marry him, presenting her quite the rock to seal the deal. Our sources have confirmed the engagement and state that the wedding will take place quite soon in the bride’s homeland. Although, we do not know much about them we will be keeping our eyes open in the future! Congratulations to the happy couple!

The handsome Johnny was seen behind the bar late into the night with his lovely bride-to-be Sianna with him! We hear that Johnny was attempting to convince Sianna to allow him to ride the mechanical bull the following night at the BBQ in the Glen. Sianna quickly called him out on his attempt to charm her into allowing him to take the risk! We sure hope he wins her over! We’d LOVE to see Johnny ride that bull!

Not Mini-Frank Cor was on the couch calling in the Arena Thursday night and was seen chatting with the brunette twin Spice yet again! Spice had dated Mini-Frank Cor for several months earlier this year but word on the street was that they broke up long before Mini-Frank Cor was linked with Hina. The pair seemed to be having quite the frank discussion and neither seemed particularly happy with the subject matter! Iiiinteresting!

Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane continue to grow clooooser and cloooooser! The pair were again spotted keeping company with one another and being quite cozy. This relationship definitely seems to be on the fast track towards Serious-ville!!! We’re glad that the two FINALLY found what seems to be a good match!

Posted: March 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The women of the Red Dragon Inn seemed to be in quite the CATTY mood Wednesday night! Renna was overheard insulting the city, calling it smelly and stating it was not worth taking over. Also, JEZEBEL Jewell was exchanging insults with The Other Woman Lain. Will these two never get along??? Deadbeat Dad Alex has now dumped BOTH of them!!! Can’t they unite in that???

Speaking of cattiness, has Potter Piper LOST her mind??? We hate to side with Slimy Stephen and JEZBEL Jewell but Piper took a flying leap off the deep end!!! Slimy Stephen barely walked through the door when he was verbally assaulted by Potter Piper, calling him a “flea infested pig” and accusing him of being a wife beater!!! OMG! Now he may in fact be a flea infested pig but does anybody really believe that he beats JESEBELLE Jewell??? Even we wouldn’t make such intense allegations! To make matters worse, Potter Piper then threw a mug and beaned Slimy Stephen in the arm! The unwashed pirate took the insults reasonably well but JESEBELLE Jewell was up in arms! It took a very confused Peredhil and DoD-er Rena to calm Piper enough to lead her away from the situation. Who kidnapped our classy potter and what is wrong with this crazy woman they left in her place???

Krazy Kitty was around and in that disturbingly peppy mood that she has seemed permanently stuck in since Tass asked her to marry him. She was seen talking with Yummy Ewan about the DIVINE Storm! It seems that Storm’s pregnancy is definitely getting easier as Ewan was saying that her morning sickness is easing. We’re so glad to hear that! Storm is one HAWT mamma-to-be! We hear that this little bun will be coming out of the oven in mid-autumn which makes sense as coming out of her first trimester, Storm is probably starting to see the sickness ease. What a cute babe this will be!

Krazy Kitty got a little catty (pardon the pun) as well! It seems that she did NOT like the manner in which Unwashed Pirate II Robert was speaking to her! Big shock there, no??? She actually hooked her claws through his nose (ew!) and gave him quite the stern lecture. We are soooo amused!

This Juliane/Katarina/Jolyon love fest is driving us craaaazy! He HAS to be falling for one of the Smith girls by now…. but which one??? Do both young ladies have a crush on the dashing bachelor??? Jolyon was seen having a glass of wine and enjoying their lovely company. We hear he was quite interested in how their life had been on the farm prior to coming to RhyDin. Le sigh! Give us a sign already, Jolyon!

Boy Toy Aaron was evidently curious as to why DoD-er Rena and PAARTY Girl Chase don’t get along… so he went straight to the source — Chase. Chase evidently admitted in the conversation that she has cheated on Quel THREE times! Yep, you heard right. THREE! So evidently according to Chase, the reason that DoD-er Rena doesn’t like her is due to the incident with Ethan. It seems that Rena blames Chase for Ethan’s cheating ways. The interesting part is Chase is COMPLETELY unapologetic for her slip-ups! This girl is a gossip blogger’s DREAM!

Hot Mama Caedia sliced herself open pretty good in the Outback Wednesday night and caused her husband, Kheldar, took some time out from calling duels to patch her up. It seems that he also got her some pain killers and, man, was she loopy! Either those were some pretty strong pain meds or he slipped her a roofie! We hear that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was QUUUUITE amused by her friends antics.

Posted: March 29th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We wonder what Deadbeat Dad Alex thinks of CHARITY Jewell actually approving of his new chick! CHARITY Jewell was actually spotted in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night with Jalleia, introducing Jalleia to one of her many rugrats. We find this whole scene terribly odd. We prefer Deadbeat Dad Alex with a woman who is completely indifferent to his kids. It makes life so much more dramatic. This Jalleia seems FAR too nice!!!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta was in a fine mood as she slung drinks behind the bar, including a mudslide to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee who wasn’t interested in the green beer Atalanta was hawking. Oh how we HEART a good mudslide! It seems that PAARTY Girl Atalanta was in rare form due to St. Patrick’s Day…. and who is surprised that PAARTY Girl Atalanta would be excited to celebrate a holiday that focuses on getting absolutely wasted??? Head Pussy Panther has GOT to be excited about the night’s overflowing till as it seemed Atalanta was handing out the alcohol just as quick as she could. Among the many drinkers of the night, our sources spotted DoD-er Rena with an entire bottle of whiskey, Boy Toy Aaron doing a jello shot, and Locke sipping on Irish coffee. Atalanta must have made some MAAAAD money because everyone tips better when they’re drunk!

And what would a night of drunken debauchery be without PAARTY Girl Chase??? She was seen hanging out as well in the company of Quel… who is evidently suckered in by her beauty or just really stupid! We have to admit, though. We HEART the delicious brand of trouble that follows Chase! She’s is fan-drama-tastic! Plus, we have to admit that she’s cut back on her flirting at least a bit over the last week. She and Quel seemed pretty close Monday night. Maybe Quel’s decided that he just won’t let her out of his sight! That’s probably a pretty decent plan!

Later in the night, Jewell returned in a STUNNING emerald dress. We hear she’d come straight from partying the holiday up at her husband’s bar, the Powder Keg, to lecture Atalanta for the green beer on Stephen and Robert’s behalf. WHAT?!?! How drunk was she to do something on Stephen and Robert’s behalf??? And wasn’t she just a wee bit out of place wearing THAT dress surrounded by drunken, unwashed pirates??? Either way, Atalanta assured her that she was quite familiar with the Bible and, despite what Stephen and Robert claims, dying beer green in honor of St. Patty’s day is not a sin.

Wowzers!!! We hear that Venom Vinny’s wife Querylon was seen in the Inn having a conversation with two of Vinny’s “gal pals” — the recently single Hina and TRASH-tastic Jade!!! Evidently Querylon is doubting her marriage with Venom Vinny and was going to the women that he seems to spend quite a bit of time with for answers. We have a feeling that Querylon left with more questions than answers!!! Venom Vinny better start smoothing things over reaaaal quick if he wants to save his marriage! This one is definitely on the rocks.
TRASH-tastic Jade didn’t seem the least bit sympathetic towards Lana when Lana began discussing her cold feet over her wedding… which is supposed to be Saturday!!! We still have no idea who this guy is that she’s dating but we doubt she’ll go through with it. We’re sure Jade agrees with us when we say that this new guy is totally Lana’s attempt to make Michale jealous! Now that Michale is clearly prepared to marry Sarah and her scheme didn’t work, Lana is having second thoughts!!! ….At least that’s our thoughts on the matter.

The sarcasm and flirting was HAWT and HEAVY between SPEEDSTER Nova and Big Britches Erin Monday night in the Outback! They were seen sharing fruit and Big Britches Erin was overheard promising SPEEDSTER a kiss should he duel her. One of these days these two are going to give into the OBVIOUS chemistry!!! She did stop her flirting long enough to stern lecture The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan for making fun of Redneck Cowboy Jake who was not present for the evening’s silliness. Ditch the redneck cowboy, Big Britches!

One of our sources reported back to us that The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan wolf whistled at Cute Single Dad Bane when he took off his shirt for a duel. Ummm…. certainly odd for a married man, no??? We’re not the only ones to think so! Luscious Lydia looked torn between laughing and beating up SMOKIN’ Sartan for looking at her man in that way! Don’t mess with Lydibane, Sartan!

Posted: March 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wow! The drama was fast and furious Saturday night in the old Red Dragon Inn!!!

We hear that AJ was overheard giving Morgan quite a lecture!!! It seems AJ does not approve of Adrienne’s new man. Maybe an older brother type isn’t what is in order. Perhaps Adrienne just needs an overbearing sisterly type! AJ seems ready to fit the bill. The tension started over Morgan being upset that Adrienne isn’t in love with him. WHAT?!?! Seriously, these two have known each other for less than a week. We’re sure of it. Le sigh. We can’t help but agree with AJ and we’re so glad that she gave Morgan a tongue lashing!!!

TRASH-tastic Jade and Lyren were in the Inn with Rocky Road Rhy celebrating her birthday in their usual over-the-top style! There was short skirts, corset tops, and boobage spilling out all over the place!!! Michale was also spotted with the group and he was actually overheard telling his ex TRASH-tastic Jade that he and Sarah are already engaged! Man, do these people work fast these days! Well, we figured that pretty young thang would be snapped off the market quickly. We just didn’t think she’d be snapped up THAT quickly.

Miss Mercy was evidently playing match maker with two of our new favorites!!! She was overheard telling Jolyon that he should take Katarina for a picnic if it is a nice enough day on her day off from the theater. The pair certainly seemed keen on the idea and had quite the friendly chat but we’re still not entirely sold that Katarina is the Smith girl that has caught Jolyon’s eye!!! We’re going to be watching this one quite closely, though!

CHARITY Jewell was overheard saying that she had to go judge a pant stuffing contest at her husband Stephen’s pub. Le sigh. Didn’t she used to have some morsel of class at some point??? What has that unwashed pirate done to her??? Get out of that relationship and get out FAST!!!

Posted: March 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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LOVE IT!!! We hear that within about thirty seconds of meeting Venom Vinny Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn that new girl Caitlin had already deemed him a “playboy”! If you remember correctly Caitlin was the chick that started that mess with Ethan not so long ago. The jury was out on her after that but that comment to Vinny MELTS our cold little hearts! This girl is absolutely one of our new favorites.

Stitch really isn’t making any friends these days. It seems that ever since Potter Piper stopped hanging out with him, he’s been getting into a loot full of trouble!!! He somehow irritated Tass enough for Tass to issue a slew of threats his way and then turned on Krazy Kitty. Skid attempted to lessen the tension but failed miserably. We hear by the end of the confrontation Stitch was the one bleeding…. but was by his own hand. WHAT?!?! We think the kid’s lost the few marbles he had bouncing around in that empty skull of his.

CHARITY Jewell and her idiot husband of far too many months already, Stephen, were spotted in the Inn. You can always smell when Stephen and Robert’s ships are in at port. The stench of unwashed men makes the city rank! Anyway, the pair were overheard being quite snotty when they saw Bad Boy Wil being comforted by a female friend. They missed the conversation where Wil was busy spilling out his heart to the unknown woman about how much he misses Eless and how little sleep he’s gotten in recent days. Instead, when she went to hug him in sympathy, they assumed he was moving on and made some down right catty remarks about how quickly Wil was rebounding! Who’d a thunk CHARITY Jewell could be catty?!?! Riiiight, not a catty bone in her body!

It seems like things are smoothed over between Hina and Skid…. at least in a way. Skid was overheard inviting her to move back into his lair or whatever. But it’s clear that the pair are NOT back “on” and are only living as a family for their son’s sake. In fact, Hina was overheard stating that she has a date for Saturday night!!! Good for her! We’re tired of watching her be unappreciated by Skid. The men in this city need a serious wake up call sometimes!

The lovely Taneth was seen in the bowels of the Inn at the Arena catching up with some of the less than savory characters that she knows in the duels, including Imp who was on duty calling! She seemed as lovely as always and was in quite the spectacular mood. Speaking of lovely women, Wyh Not was also seen looking FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC in the Inn!!! HAWT stuff! We HEART Wyh and Taneth sightings!

Lydibane are indeed still going strong it appears! The pair were inseparable Thursday night in the Arena as they chatted with Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort. It seems that Lydia believes that G’nort’s not a big fan of Redneck Jake’s and accused him of that which G’naughty G’nort denied! Considering the pretty intense argument the pair had over reports of Erin leaving G’nort’s house in only one of G’nort shirts, we don’t think Lydia went too far out on a limb with that one. In fact, it seems that Redneck Jake is struggling to get many of the men in the dueling venues to give him a chance!!! We wonder if it’s because they’re all protective of Big Britches Erin or if it’s because they all want to see her with SPEEDSTER Nova like we do!!!

Posted: March 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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It’s been a while since we’ve spotted Deadbeat Dad Alex but there he was in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night!!! Of course, his new fling Jalleia was there at his side. The pair seemed to be arguing but we believe that’s just Alex’s version of foreplay! That man must have sooooome kind of charm! He’s constantly wrangling in the HAWT women! Work it, boy!!!

Perhaps Querylon should have listed to us about that tattoo! Her husband, Venom Vinny, was spotted at the bar with TRASH-tastic Jade in his lap. Although the pair has been longtime friends, she’s still not the type of woman that you should let hang on your husband! We’re just WAITING to see Querylon march herself into the Inn and yank Jade off Vinny’s lap by her hair. How fabulous would that be???

However, the cattiness didn’t come from Vinny’s wife but from another of his “lady friends”!!! Darling sauntered her way in and did NOT seem too pleased that Venom Vinny was getting attention from TRASH-tastic Jade as well as Lyren! In fact, she had several backhanded compliments for Jade. MEOW!

Antonio was overheard talking to CHARITY Jewell about a show she owes him in body paint and a smile …er what??? It certainly was the night of the playboy men!!! To make the night even more mind-blowing, this whole conversation was happening with CHARITY Jewell on Antonio’s lap!!! Now we know that Stephen is the dumb, trusting type but we have a feeling that even he won’t be thrilled with his wife’s antics this time around!

SMASHING Issy was spotted later in the night looking in definite need of a couple stiff drinks and a good night’s sleep! She was seen chatting with CHARITY Jewell but didn’t seem in the mood to talk of whatever was on her mind. We have a feeling it had to do with the mess of the night before…. but murder and mayhem certainly isn’t our area of expertise! We’ll leave that to SMASHING Issy!

We hear Lucien was in a spicy mood Friday night!!! He was overheard exchanging words with Veighn and keeping an eye on the lovely Taneth. We love him in protective mode!!! Too HAWT for words! After Veighn disappeared, Lucien was overheard chatting with SMASHING Issy, CHARITY Jewell, and Chryrie about his dislike for the man. It appears all were quite confused by Cieara’s relationship with the man and agreed that her father was NOT happy with the match!!!

Krazy Kitty was overheard in the Arena complaining that she hasn’t been able to nail down The Gov MAN-tastic Matt since the election! She seems to think that he’s not in town! WHAT??? Our sources have spotted him everywhere from the Outback to the Red Dragon Inn! Could the new gov be avoiding the old one???

Tony’s been seen in the Arena quite a bit over the weekend! He got a handful of duels in on Thursday and a couple more on Friday. Is he gearing up for the TDL playoffs or is he attempting to speed duel his way to Warlord to get a bid in the upcoming Warlord Tournament? Perhaps it’s none of the above! Tony was overheard asking HAWTIE Hodge to cheer for him and was seen chatting with her the night before. Maybe all the dueling is an attempt to impress the cute brunette!

HAWTIE Hodge spent her time cheering for Tony (as requested) and hanging out with Nova… but definitely seemed thrilled when Rix showed up to keep her company. Yuck. We’re still of the mindset that she’s waaaaay too good for him! However, she was overheard telling Rix that she’d like for him to take her shopping at DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy’s shop! Perhaps she’s getting the hang of dating a wealthy retired athlete! It’s all about the money, baby!

Posted: February 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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