Damien has no shame!!! Has he always been such a playboy or is this some sort of sudden change?!?! He was seen in the early evening hours of Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn flirting up Miss Terror of RhyDin herself Renna. The exchange did not appear to be the least bit serious but the pair were throwing down sexual challenges and daring the other to step up to the plate!!! HOT! We’re really starting to be amused by him!

The Inn remained quite quiet all evening. However, our sources did report back that the lovely Eless was behind the bar for several hours and had a sweet chat with Sylvia. It seems that Sylvia’s two and a half year old son is already quite the flirt!!! It also seems that he has quite the little crush on Eless!!! Well, who can blame him?!?! What great taste that little boy has!

Eless seemed quite thrilled to see Bad Boy Darren…. which surprised us until our sources revealed that she was just looking for information on Bad Boy Darren’s little blonde Sugar! Not much has been seen of the sweet little blonde since she moved in with Darren but according to Darren things are still going quite well between the two of them!!! Perhaps staying away from the drama and temptations of the Inn is just what they both needed!

Downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena, our sources finally overheard who knocked DoD-er PJ up! She evidently told G’naughty G’nort that the father of this current pregnancy is the same as the father of her son — Gavin!!! If you remember correctly, Gavin is also the brother of DoD-er Charlie and he certainly seems to have a checkered reputation among the DoD girls, including PJ! Knock us over with a feather!!!

Speaking of the next PJ, out of control teen Alex has been spotted doing numerous things that her sister would probably disapprove of since AJ left on her honeymoon. The latest??? She was seen hanging out in the Arena!!! We have a feeling that AJ would NOT be happy to hear that her underage sis was hanging out with those unsavory types surrounded by alcohol and sharp, pointy objects!

We hear that Hodge and Nova were hanging out late together after duels shut down. Is Nova moving in on one of his best friend’s girls?!?! Awesome!

Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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- “I’d tell you to keep it in your pants… if you wore pants.” PJ to Imp after finding out that the little sex deviant has a brood of twenty-eight.

- “If there were no standards and no fact-checking, surely the government wouldn’t let him publish, right?” Anastas about our blog! Ha! We’d love to see The Gov Kitty TRY to stop us! We’re THE VOICE of the PEOPLE!

- “I’ve only been married three times, twice to the same woman/whale.” Classy, G’naughty G’nort. Very very classy.

- “There are duels tonight? Is there ever a night someone is not trying to bash someone’s brains in?” Potter Piper has evidently not figured out this is RhyDin! Of course, there’s never a night someone is not trying to bas someone else’s brains in!

- “Come on, Peej. We’re getting drunk. If you fight an orc, you’ll just end up smelling like one.” DoD-er Charlie to DoD-er PJ. These are two CLASSY broads!

- “You know, if we had a winter carnival, they could be climbing walls.” So said the witty Sylvia also in regards to the orcs.

- “Sid is somewhere around ‘Old as Dirt’ and ‘Why aren’t you dead yet?’” Only The Gov Kitty would have the nerve to talk about Den Mama Sid like that!

- “I’ll call you Fred Flintstone.. You make my Bedrock.” One of Sugar’s all-time best pick-up lines!

- “That sounds like too much work. I’ll go with what I’ve got.” When G’naughty G’nort told Speedster Nova to work on his people skills.

- “Governor, G? Would that make you the third horseman after Roland being Overlord and Harris marrying Stick? I think you would be pestilence. Harris would be castration. And Roland would be … what’s that other horseman? Geppo?” Nova upon learning that G’naughty G’nort is a gubernatorial candidate.

Posted: December 24th, 2007 under Overheard.
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The Gov Kitty was spotted Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn comparing scales with Basalt and her new friend, Skid. Skid was being AWFULLY complimentary about her looks and talked about how grateful he was that her life was saved!!! Could somebody have a crush?!?! Our sources say that The Gov didn’t even seem to notice! Evidently she was too busy talking about how grateful she was to Tass for saving her life!!!

Casidy and TRASH-tastic Jade vamped it up for their appearance in the Inn. The pair proceeded to get drunk and swear off men for the evening. And what did they do? They talked about men the entire evening!!! It’s an addiction, really. They need to swear off men for, like, a year!!!

Soerl and Savannah were seen hanging out together as well. They chatted for a bit before Soerl scooped up Savannah and rushed for their room! Uh, ew! All this premarital sex is good for the blog but are we the only ones shocked that there is not a single girl in this city holding out for marriage?!?! All we need is one classy, good girl!!!

Speaking of good girls who have disappointed us with their inability to hold out until marriage, dear sweet Sugar was spotted in the Inn and was seen drinking!!! We all know what happens when the little witch drinks!!! Much to the chagrin of her living-in-sin partner Bad Boy Darren, she started strutting her stuff alllll over the Inn! The Gov seemed greatly amused by the antics but tried to keep her out of trouble. Jinx, on the other hand, seemed to be trying to arrange a foursome with Sugar, The Gov, and Bad Boy Darren!!! Luckily Bad Boy Darren was able to escort her out before she lost anymore of her innocence!

Posted: November 23rd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your EIGHTEENTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Atalanta tending bar for a couple hours. The jury’s STILL out on her. However, she seemed quite friendly and almost adorable Monday night behind the bar. We just can’t decide if she’s going to be a drama causer or not yet!

- Stitch seen talking to a redhead that appears to be the exact same redhead that was in the mural on the back wall!!! So our sources found her but they still don’t know her name!!! From the looks of her paint-covered hands, however, she was actually the artist. Aww. How cute! Somebody has a crush on Stitch!

- Soerl and his trollop Savannah in the Inn after he dropped a couple duels in the Outback and Savannah spent the night feeling generally unwelcomed. Soerl was overheard telling Savannah that he and DoD-er Rena are no longer friends!!! Le sigh! When will these men every learn??? You should ALWAYS choose your friends over a chick!

- Awesome Alain doing some hardcore drinking with DoD-er Charlie and DoD-er PJ. Somebody needs to tell that kid that hanging out with those girls is taking the fast lane to kidney failure!!! Actually, Awesome Alain’s probably already in that lane!!! Sexy Sartan broke up the party by telling PJ it was time to go home and lecturing her for drinking so much. PJ actually listened!!! We think that girl has one heck of a daddy complex.

- Wil actually behaving like a gentleman around Eless!!! He seated her, got her drinks, stood between her and a bar fight. It was almost…. chivalrous. We really don’t see this lasting too much longer. One of these days Wil’s going to revert back to his old ways and Eless will get her heart broken. We wonder if she’ll go all Sugar-on-Darren on his ass when he does!!!

- Artemus spending some time chatting with DoD-er Rena. The magically inclined Artemus tends to spend his evenings on Twilight Island but was overheard saying that the portal to those sandy shores was acting up. Perhaps some sort of spike in nexus energy caused it??? Either way, he wasn’t the only of the typically deemed “magic folk” to find their way into the Outback over the course of the night.

- The orc Koruush getting a couple duels in within the Outback’s rings! We wonder what Jake Thrash will think about this??? Is the Outback big enough for TWO orcs?!?! We seriously doubt we’re the only ones desperate to see some orc-on-orc (or orc-on-half orc as the case might be) carnage!!!

- Nutty Rory in the Outback to collect her husband Sexy Sartan for a chat!!! We have no details on the matter but he appeared QUITE concerned. We’d have loved to have witnessed that one!!! Anybody have any ideas?!?!

- Lickable Lydia tossing her drink on Locke!!! Just when we thought we’d found one of the few “nice” guys in RhyDin, Locke went and proved his true colors. WHORE-acious Erin and Lickable Lydia did not find his insults of Cowboy Jake very funny! After Lydia poured a Shirley Temple over him, Locke lost it and threw his own glass against the wall before storming out!!! HILARIOUS!

Posted: November 20th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Edible Elly was in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night giddy over the success of her charity auction! And she should be! What a success! And over 100,000 silver raised for The Gov Kitty’s new clinic for the poor! We love when the celebrities of this city take a break from their trouble-making and drama-causing to get together to do good! Yay for Edible Elly for organizing that!

Chuckie was drunk and up to no good. He had his grubby mitts all over Tasha who kept assuring him that she knows how to hold onto her panties really well (GOOD FOR YOU, GIRL!) while shooting what our sources believed to be suggestive looks in Raye’s direction. In fact, Chuckie was overheard by our sole source who can understand him as telling Tasha that he is Raye’s man but that he’s allowed to flirt because that’s just what OCorrs do. HILARIOUS! Chuckie should be bottled up and sold in replace of anti-depressants!

Ohz Nooooz! Poor dear sweet Eless has gotten herself all tangled up with Playboy Wil!!! They were actually spotted KISSING! What is the world coming to?!?! Now the number of women that Playboy Wil has been seen macking on in the Inn alone is too long to list but we will mention that he’s had significant relationships with both HEIFER Jewell and DoD-er PJ!!! Now we must ask — do YOU want to see the sweetest tender in the Inn dating a guy who has slept with both HEIFER Jewell and DoD-er PJ?!?!?!

On a much less worrisome note, Cutie Carley was seen enjoying a mug of blueberry tea (that Anthony got her quite speedily of course!) and chattering cheerfully at the DIVINE Mrs. Storm! Carley was overheard stating that she is the real work horse behind the Stitch and we don’t doubt it for a second!!! We bet that WHORE-acious Erin and Lickable Lydia take that cute, bubbly girl for granted! SHAME ON THEM!

Mini Frank Cor was seen catching up with his old friend Lana (the Vampire hunter who is now dating Vampire Michale). Mini Frank Cor seemed to share our reservations about the longterm prospects of a Vampire hunter/Vampire pairing… but who knows? This is RhyDin after all. Mini Frank Cor was overheard saying that he was still with the brunette twin Spice. However, she didn’t seem to have gotten that memo. She was seen shooting Cor an interesting look and didn’t have a word for him while catching up with her sister.

Speaking of the blonde twin, Sugar, she was seen in the Inn as well with Bad Boy Darren! The pair still live together and, by the looks of things, Sugar has had no need for any magical tricks to keep Darren in line! They seemed quite happy with one another and Bad Boy Darren seems to have turned over a new leaf! ….However, he has fooled us before!

Baroness Maria G and the up and coming star Joex were spotted in one of Teagan’s enchanted rings Saturday night downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena! The pair exchanged terse words that seemed to erupt over something that occurred during the TDL match between Maria’s Wrecking Crew and Joex’s Dragoon-Talanador Misfits. While the Crew will probably take the TDL match (save a miracle in the last duel) Joex took the win in the Arena after a closely fought match. The insults spilled out of the ring and led to even WHORE-acious Erin getting into the mix. We LOVE when the ladies trash talk!

DoD-er PJ was seen briefly in the basement Arena as well still looking very under the weather. In fact, she was seen hauling tail to the bathroom several times through the night and even canceled her lunch plans for the next day!!! We’re starting to get worried about her!!! She looks quite ill and we haven’t seen her wasted in weeeeeeks! What is RhyDin to do without the Red Orc Brewery spokesmodel slamming back Badsider Brew?!?

Posted: November 12th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Jealousy makes for good blog entries and, therefore, that’s where we’ll start off on our recap of the happenings of Saturday night! An upset Adrianna was seen being consoled by Wolv over some unknown issue. However, there was talk of Wolv’s chick being extremely jealous of the time he spends with Adrianna. We’re guessing she certainly wouldn’t like the hand holding or ogling of Adrianna’s assets our sources saw Saturday night!!!

Savannah and Soerl were seen quite interlaced with one another. This pair is moving awfully fast. We think we can already spot their burn out! We doubt it’ll be as juicy as some of the ones we’ve seen as of late, though.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen keeping company with yet ANOTHER new male companion! We never did catch this one’s name but it doesn’t really matter, does it? We’re starting to think she’s a black widow. She lures these men in, they head off together, and they’re never seen from again. Maybe that’s how she remains youthful and beautiful!!! Anyway, Kairee used her magic to conjure up some music and the pair were seen dancing tantalizingly close!

Den Mama Sid looked THRILLED to see one of her cubs — the sweet blonde Sugar! Evidently Sugar is still with Bad Boy Darren and, in fact, they have recently moved in together!!! OMG, will that girl never learn??? Den Mama Sid seemed much more accepting of the idea than we thought she would be but her Main Man Scottie was about as shocked by the news as we were!
…And Lassie Cassie was there. But we refuse to talk about her until she does something that entertains us. Slap Alain in the face! Put your sluttiest dress on and sleep with the man of one of your rivals! Bow down at Piper’s feet! Come on, Lassie Cassie! We want to like you again, we really do. But it’s time you start acting like the bad ass you really are and stop acting like Alain’s puppy!

Ugh! As if WHORE-acious Erin and Kissing Fiend Alex weren’t enough, G’naughty G’nort also got a smooooch from DoD-er PJ Saturday night! You’re killing us, ladies! You’re killing us! Keep your well-traveled lips off the dirty pervert!!!

Speaking of DoD-er/Red Orc Brewery Spokesmodel PJ,  we have soooooo missed her! She seems back and more trouble than ever!!! The glorious homewrecker caused caught the tiff between Venom Vinny and his wife, Querylon. Querylon did not seem pleased to hear that Vinny had loaned PJ some money and even less pleased when PJ began talking about how she’d pay Venom Vinny back! The argument ended with Querylon storming out and Venom Vinny hopping into a ring with PJ for a little fun!

What a fantastic welcome home for us! No rest for the wicked, eh, PJ?

Posted: November 5th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Le sigh. TRASH-tastic Jade will never change. We truly hoped that motherhood would make her at least a semi-classy woman but she still FAILS at… well, life. Enabler Brandon didn’t even seemed surprised when his completed wasted friend fell on the floor. REHAB IS CALLING, JADE!!! PICK UP THE PHONE!!! She went on to tell anybody who would listen that she used to be a stripper and offered to dance for them. For Pete’s sake! This is someone’s mother!

Darren was overheard asking The Gov Kitty the burning question on every man’s mind. The question? We’re too well-mannered to state it. The answer? Well, alright. 34 D.

Speaking of Darren, it seems that he and that little blonde twin Sugar are still going strong. In fact, he was trying to talk her into getting a tattoo at the tattoo and piercing parlor that he and Dakota are in the process of opening up. Sugar, RUN AWAY! As fast as you can! Really, this is the last time we’re going to warn you!

Vinny and Bran were spotted in the Outback chatting about the upcoming Diamond Quest which they both plan on entering! That should definitely be an interesting night! Diamond Quests are ALWAYS good for lots of gossip and lots of the dueling venues’ best getting drunk and hanging out!

Posted: October 22nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Sunday night started much as Saturday night ended in the Red Dragon Inn!!! Soerl and DoD-er Rena were again chatting with Lydia who appeared very much the third wheel at this table!!! Soerl was directing heavy flattery Rena’s way and could barely tear his eyes off of her.

Ilztyn was overheard by our sources chatting up SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee once again!!! Evidently he told her that he had a fantastic time in her company the night before. The pair didn’t last in the Inn long!!! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee seemed to fall for the man’s charms and they headed out to take the “conversation” elsewhere. OMG, Kairee moves FAAAAAAST!!!

WHOA! Did we miss something??? Evidently Deadbeat Dad Alex was spotted exchanging some R-rated looks with her former girl, Other Woman Lain, during a very private conversation that the two were having! Our sources inform us that D.D. Alex’s wife, The OTHER Other Woman Yami, hasn’t been seen with him in quite some time. D.D. Alex does seem to have second thoughts a lot after leaving a woman, no???

Just when we thought HEIFER Jewell had finally left for good! Blah on her! She was spotted in the Inn with her uncouth pirate husband Stephen. Evidently they’ve been at sea… blah, blah, blah…. they’re just stopping for supplies… We HATE writing about her! We only do it because we know YOU sickos looooove to read about her. MAKE IT STOOOOPPPPP!!!

HEIFER Jewell did at least warn our lovely Eless when Wil took a seat at the bar when Eless was tending. We certainly haven’t seen Wil in a while but he hasn’t changed in the least!!! He did some HARDCORE hitting on Eless but, thankfully, she seemed quite immune from his charms. That man reaaaally needs a lesson in subtly! Big Boss Man Panther stepped in to save the day, advising Wil that as Eless’s boss, he was the only “special man” she needed in her life! And, thus, just another reason why we are maaaadly in love with Panther!

Wil is never one to dwell on defeat so he quickly moved on to the Luscious Piper!!! We know we don’t have to worry about Piper falling in with that sort of man, though. She’s too mouthy for their taste!!! That’s why we love Love LOVE Piper!!!

Our sources CLAIM that they actually caught Uber-serious but Uber-HAWT new hubby Ewan grinning in the Inn Sunday night!!! Well, wouldn’t you be grinning if you woke up and realized that you get to make the relations with the DIVINE Storm for the rest of your natural life??? He seemed quite content with married life and we are so happy for them both!!! Storm came in a bit later and, let us just tell you, they were TOO CUTE together!!!

It was nice to see Sweet Sugar out and about! The blonde half of the twins ventured down into the depths of the Red Dragon Inn for Fight Night in the Annex with her man-again Bad Boy Darren!!! She actually seemed to be in quite a good mood and was even a bit on the social side!

Brandon tried to get a Swords duel in but it turns out that, for some reason, the healing Ward of Gondar doesn’t protect him!!! NOT GOOD!!! Luckily for him, HAWT redheaded elf Katarina was quick to spot him and bandaged him up!!! Brandon wisely decided that it was probably best if he didn’t stuck to Fists dueling from then on. Good idea, kid!

Although we hate woman-hitting, cheater G’naughty G’nort we must love his way of signing up talent to the two TDL teams he will own this year!!! He was overheard TELLING Mini-Frank Cor that he was signing him up and that Mini-Frank Cor WOULD win. LOVE IT!!! HATE HIM!!!

Man-tastic Matt and FLAWLESS Koy were seen spending a bit of time together and having an intimate conversation. It seemed like the topic was Matt’s ex-wife but our sources failed to overhear any details. However, they say that by the look on his face, it wasn’t a happy discussion!!! LOVE THE EX-SPOUSE DRAMA!!!

Posted: October 15th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Is there already problems in paradise for DoD-er Charlie and Awesome Alain??? Are they even really seeing each other??? Our sources are disappointing us miserably on this issue. Thursday night in the Inn, DoD-er Charlie was seen chatting with fellow DoD-er Rena while Awesome Alain flirted with new beauty Adrianna. They discussed their mutual love for motorcycles but not Alain’s ingrained love for being suuuuper friendly with every woman he stumbles over. Perhaps they made up because a short time later the pair was seen giving each other those heated looks over coffee.

Carley! Carley! Carley! Oh how we love us some Carley! She is absolutely adorable! Things appeared a bit awkward between she and Hunky Carpenter Glenn at first and actually degenerated into a staring contest at one point. Thankfully, though, she seemed to crack through his aloof exterior a bit and even gave him a KISS on the cheek!!! These two are sooooo adorable!!!

Perhaps the conversation that Piper and Stitch had with love birds Johnny and Sianna put the pair in a romantic mood!!! The next night, a pretty fabulous piece of graffiti art showed up on the wall opposite the back door in the alley. It reads “Piper HEARTS Stitch!” LOVE IT!!! Those crazy kids!!!

Panther and The Gov Kitty are viciously HAWT when in the same room. STEAMING HAWT!!! The two make us droooool with their silly flirting! It’s really too bad that they’re not serious because they would totally be our “it” couple. We can’t help but grin at their antics!!!

Sweet Sugar just doesn’t seem to learn! With Man-eriffic Tucker keeping a watchful eye over Sugar and giving off that whole big brotherly vibe, she and Bad Boy Darren had a quiet, intense discussion. It seems they’re getting back together again!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Are you crazy?!?! Le sigh. These girls never learn.

In better news on the status of current relationships, we hear that Maia and Harry have saaaailed off into the sunset together. Literally!!! After battling zombies and assisting in the rebuilding effort, they are taking off on a much needed vacation. It seems there’s no question whether or not these two are a couple. It’s CONFIRMED!!! They deserve it!!!

Sex-crazed Alex was up to her usual trouble down in the Arena Thursday night as she continued to kiss every man, beast, reptile she laid eyes on. Bran seemed a bit shocked by the impromptu kiss and led to G’naught G’nort telling her to brush her teeth before she kisses him again!!! Classy as always, G’nort!

Posted: October 9th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Whore-acious Erin has been seen spending a LOT of time with the girls of DoD! Saturday night she was seen having drinks with FLAWLESS Koy, Rena, PJ, and Charlie. It appears she’s even moving in with DoD-er Charlie. Perhaps this is where Erin’s poor attitude is coming from??? What has happened to our Cute Single Erin??? She must be seeing someone again. She is NO FUN when she’s not single.

The Gov Kitty and Big Mama Icer were kept quite amused by the always FANTASTIC Miles and yummy Keaton!!! The Pluderin’ Pirate and the Delicious DJ had quite the frank discussion in regards to The Gov’s lady bits!!! And the conversation only got more entertaining when trouble-maker Stitch showed up!!! The Gov knows how to give as good as she gets, though. We’re told that she grabbed Keaton’s ass once and gave it a good hard squeeze. Oh, what the women (and some men!) of this city would pay to do that?!?!

Dear sweet Eless was spotted in the common room of the Inn looking quite sickly! She was being tended to by Icer and peppy blonde tender Sweet Sugar. We’re dying to know what’s wrong with our Eless!!! She’s been ill for quite some time. Honey, you’ll never catch Connar’s heart looking all pale and unhealthy. Snap to it!!!

Later in the night Whore-acious Erin was seen keeping Eless company and the pair seemed to be having a heart-to-heart. We sure hope that Eless’s manners and class rub off on Erin. She sure could use them!

We’re pretty curious what Darren’s approach is on winning back Sugar’s heart!!! We certainly haven’t seen him make any grand gestures. Late Saturday night, he merely sat in a back booth and looked on as Sugar had a silly conversation with the fabulous Viking lady Shy and FLIRTED with man-whore-wannabe Lang. Gah, whatever you do Sugar, stay AWAY from Lang. Haven’t you had enough of bad boys?

Posted: October 2nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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