Our sources tell us that Crazy Train Tara was NOT in a good mood Tuesday night when she was seen hanging out with the always lovely Cieara in the Red Dragon Inn! We’re not quite sure what had her in such a tizzy. We hear that she talked in low tones and was seen loving on that snake of her’s. Have we mentioned lately how much that girl freaks us out??? Scary! And we HATE snakes!!!

A visit from Bodacious Brian cheered her up a bit… and why wouldn’t it??? He’s definite one fine hunk of man meat! We hear that he was being quite sweet to dear, insane Tara and had her smiling within minutes. What a total hawtie he is!!! Not only did he turn C.T. Tara’s frown upside down but he was seen giving Taneth a big hug as well! Taneth seemed absolutely thrilled to see him!

OMG! OMG! OMG! Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva in the same room??? Although, the possibility for fantastic drama was crackling in the air, the fireworks NEVER came! Tiny Tucker was tending bar and even got Eva a drink while she sat at the bar reading a newspaper. However, they BARELY spoke! Can you say “awkward”???

Crazy Train Tara’s mood improved even further once Anubis walked through the door! Really, it’s a shame how deeply she’s fallen for him. Women are ridiculous! We hear that she was even looking a mighty bit jealous when PAARTY Girl Chase approached the table that she and Anubis were seated at to have a discussion with him. However, that does beg the question — what in the world could PAARTY Girl Chase have to talk to Anubis about??? We hear that C.T. Tara was so angry over the conference that she actually stormed off! PAARTY Girl Chase better watch her back! She likes taken men but we wouldn’t mess with a man that ALREADY has both a scary demonic wife and a crazy vampire for a mistress!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was spotted in the Outback Tuesday night under the watchful eye of hubby (and perhaps baby’s daddy?) the Gov MAN-tastic Matt! There’s still no OFFICIAL word as to whether or not she’s knocked up or just waaaay behind in getting her bod ready for bathing suit season. We’re strongly thinking that she’s got a bun in the oven, though! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was seen talking with Lil’ Boy Blue Locke who had some questions about the fashion industry. Evidently, he’s looking for an internship in men’s fashion! FAAAABULOUS! We think he’d be great!

Posted: May 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The newlyweds are back! Johnny was behind the bar tending early Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn and his new wife, Sianna, was there to keep him company! Both seemed in a lovely mood after their return from their travels and took the gentle ribbing that always comes from such a return in good humor. We suppose only time will tell if our wish of a honeymoon baby from these two will come to fruition! You just KNOW that Sianna’s a Fertile Myrtle though!

Peredhil was seen greeting his friends and he and Sianna caught up while Johnny worked the bar. We hear that Sianna was quite interested to see how things were going along between Juliane and Peredhil while she was gone! What?!?! Does she not keep up with our blog??? We could tell her allll about it!

Juliane herself arrived not too long after and Peredhil sure seemed glad to see her!!! We’re still waiting for Johnny to kick his best friend’s tail for moving in on his twin! Isn’t that what brothers are for??? Juliane and Peredhil seemed awfully cozy at the bar and chatted for quite a while about work, her family, and everything else under the sun.

Jolyon was also in the room but he was chatting with DoD-er Rena. With Juliane’s attentions centered on Peredhil, does this mean that Jolyon is on the market??? Or has his heart been captured by another Smith girl??? He keeps his cards way too close to the vest! He and DoD-er Rena seemed to be having a grand time chatting. Could this be a match???

Good Lord! These girls are crazy! Half the time our sources don’t even understand Kazzy and Lizzy but the pair were seen once again in the Inn up to their antics. For some reason the girls were handcuffed together and Kazzy was still demanding a baseball bat from Lizzy. Will someone please just get this girl a baseball bat??? We hear that Jay was actually seen running away from these girls. Who can blame him really???

We hear that Lana was looking a bit worse for wear! She was overheard telling Bad Boy Wil that she’d gotten into a fight that ended in a couple broken ribs. She seemed quite disturbed all night and was really upset once she was told that a friend had died in the very same fight. Poor thing!

S’jira and Aaric were again seen chatting over a meal near the hearth. Okay…. now we’re starting to wonder! They do seem to be two birds of a feather and while we were completely convinced that the two had their hearts set on others, they seem to be quite comfortable in one another’s presence. We wonder what Head Pussy Panther will think about this!

Well, we said Miss Mercy should get back in the game! It seems that she’s doing just that! She was seen having drinks with Peredhil’s friend, Wesley! He definitely seems to be into her. We wonder if she’ll give him a chance! He certainly seemed to be amusing her so we believe he has a chance!

It seems that Cutie Carley has decided to join the new roller derby team…. and it’s not all that pretty! She was seen struggling to get used to her skates in the Inn for several hours. Hunky Carpenter Glenn tried to keep her from breaking her neck but our sources say that they were just so scared for her well being that they couldn’t watch! Be careful, Cutie Carley!!!

Late into the night it was rum all around the bar as the pirates came in to celebrate Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert’s birthday in true pirate style!!! Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert was still on his very best behavior even though he was surrounded by Unwashed Pirate # 1 Stephen and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell! He took congratulations from Potter Piper, Taneth, and DoD-er Rena without…. well, being himself! Odd! Well, happy birthday anyway, Spiffied Pirate Robert!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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It seems that the fight for custody is STILL going on between Psycho Skid and Booze Sis Hina! Ren was overheard Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn lecturing Psycho Skid about the need for a boy to spend time with his mother. Ugh! Isn’t it time for Psycho Skid and B.S. Hina to enter into some sort of mediation??? This fight has been going on for far too long and it can’t be good for the boy!!! Get it together, kids!

After Psycho Skid vacated the Inn it was a full on Booze Sister party! Booze Sis Hina twiddled her thumbs as she waited for Frat Boy Quinn to show…. which he never did. TRASH-tastic Jade actually TURNED DOWN Lang’s offer to bend her over the bar and spank her, saying that her “boyfriend” would be pissed! We wonder if he’ll be equally pissed about the guy she was macking on several days before. And even Booze Sis Mack was there with her new man whose name we hear is Wyatt. We hear that this guy’s tamed her ways a bit. We’ll certainly have to keep an eye open for that!

It seems that Booze Sis Hina isn’t the only one of these girls having custody issues! She was later overheard discussing TRASH-tastic Jade’s situation with her. It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade and her baby’s “daddy”, Michale, had it out over custody as well! Jade has banned him from seeing their little girl. With the mess that Hina’s currently going through, the topic so upset B.S. Hina that she ended up storming out of the Inn in the middle of the conversation! Smooth move, TRASH-tastic One! Does she think about anyone outside herself??? Poor Booze Sis Hina. How did she get wrapped up with these nut jobs???

Crazy Train Tara was overheard saying that her new husband wants her pregnant. ZOMG! Please say it ain’t so! These two certainly should not be allowed to reproduce. The thought of having children was secondary of course to C.T. Tara’s goal to find a way into the bed of Anubis! Seriously, we’re just waiting for the day when his crazy wife shows up and GOES OFF!!!

Speaking of C.T. Tara, she was none to happy with Ranger Hawk! It seems that he and Amthy stumbled on a particularly grisly scene and she was a bit upset that he hadn’t shielded her from it. We hear that Amthy was quite upset! Hawk, Hawk, Hawk! Even we now know Forsaken Blade Rule Number One!!! You’ve got to read our blog (or the printed version) and stay informed!

What in the world?!?!? Is Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert no more??? Who is this strange man in his place??? Robert was seen looking quite clean and fresh Wednesday night. He even had toned down his act drastically, saying that he does not engage in orgies anymore as he has turned over a new leaf! We are shocked! So was Chief Mischief Maker Eless whom he asked to sniff him to make sure he was smelling nice. We’re dying to know what lady (because you know it HAS to be a lady) that has struck him so deeply that he’d change his ways!!!

Two of our absolute favorites — S’jira and Aaric — were seen chatting quietly by the hearth. We can see how these two would get along swimmingly but we will not buy into any of the seedier reports that there may have been some chemistry between the pair! S’jira seems so head-over-heels about Head Pussy Panther and, last we heard, Aaric was getting ready to live in sin with the lovely Caitlin. Still, though, what we wouldn’t give to be a third in that conversation! We’re sure it was deliciously polite and refined!

Perhaps rumors of Taneth’s personality change were false! Or perhaps it was merely a woman that looked a great deal like her! We hear that she was acting perfectly Taneth-like in the Inn while eating fruit dipped in cream and discussing dancing with the lovely Cieara. Both ladies also noticed the change in Robert’s appearance and complimented him on it! Robert was even able to manage polite conversation with the ladies! Could it be one of them that has captured his heart???

The flirting between Antonio and Chief Mischief Maker Eless is really just delightful! The pair were at it again, we hear, late into the night as they sat and chatted together. The chemistry is only building between these two and we’re sure that very soon they’ll be a delicious explosion of it!!! Can’t deny the spring time romance bug!!! This is gearing up to be one hot, sizzling summer!

News of Jesse’s return was the talk of the Outback Wednesday night! Warlizard and Baron of Battlefield Park Bran was overheard telling Luscious Lydia all about Jesse’s massive ego. In fact, he said that Jesse makes SMOKIN’ Sartan “look like a boy ssscout”! Even Luscious Lydia had to agree that it sounded a bit scary…. Of course, the topic didn’t linger on her mind very long. Instead, she started talking about how humble Cute Single Dad Bane is despite having also won a Diamond. Gag me now, Lydibane!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that crazy girl Kazzy was planning the demise of someone or another Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! She was overheard telling Grem and PAARTY Girl Atalanta that she wanted to trick someone in drinking toilet water from the Inn as there wouldn’t just be the gross factor but also a possibility of becoming pregnant. Ew! We really can’t even think about this for too long because it turns our stomach!

It seems the woman who invoked her ire was a young blonde named Lizzie and when she arrived Kazzy made a show of threatening Lizzie’s “close friend” Daniel in order to get what she wanted. What did Kazzy want? A baseball bat evidently. We’re told she uses the bat for dueling. Maybe this Kazzy girl is a Graziano. Sure would explain a lot, huh???

Awesome Alain was seen at the bar a bit later into the night offering PAARTY Girl Atalanta a full time gig that would include a number of duties such as tending at his bar and doing a bit of housecleaning! OMG! Come on! You’re thinking it too! You know you are! Awesome Alain is dirty, dirty dog! Just how quickly do you think he’s going to have PAARTY Girl Atalanta scrubbing his floors in a French maid costume??? What we wouldn’t do for pictures of THAT!!! Better keep an eye on your girl, Lil’ Boy Blue Locke!

Another night in the Inn equals another night of Antonio flirting it up with the ladies! Of course, Chief Mischief Maker Eless was among the bunch that also included the lovely Sylvia and Potter Piper! As a brawl erupted in the Inn, the ladies and their hunky companion decided to take a walk elsewhere. We’re still entirely convinced that there is some major chemistry between Antonio and C.M.M. Eless! We’re dyyyying to see where it leads!

We hear that Taneth was spotted in the Inn late into the night acting quite strangely! She was seen scowling at patrons and overheard muttering angrily to herself. Wowzers!!! We asked our sources several times if they were sure that it was her and they’ve sworn up and down that it was. She was even rude to Tass when he attempted to find out what was up, telling him to go away! We sure hope she’s okay!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Those Booze Sisters are just a load full of relationship drama and Thursday night was no exception! We hear the night started off with TRASH-tastic Jade complaining to Lyren about her ex, Frat Boy Tristan. It seems that Frat Boy Tristan hasn’t quite gotten over their break-up! Maybe one of these days TRASH-tastic Jade will learn that if she stops racking up ex-boyfriends, she’ll stop racking up the drama!

Booze Sis Hina didn’t stick around long enough to hear her out! She was all a-flutter upon spotting her own new man, Frat Boy Quinn. We totally blame Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean for causing all the Booze Sis/Frat Boy hooks-ups. Anyway, it seems that Hina still hasn’t figured out what an unreformed PLAYER Quinn is. She was seen taking off with him to “catch up”.

Bad Boy Wil was the topic of conversation ever so briefly in the Inn. Lana was quick to assure Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and Everybody’s Big Bro Brian that she is not at all interested in him in a romantic sort of way. We sooooo don’t buy it!!! You can keep feeding us the lines, girl, but we’re calling your bluff. The conversation came to a screeeeeeeching halt when Chief Mischief Maker Eless showed up on the scene to greet her friends! Eless went about charming the small crowd, especially E.B.B. Brian, as only Eless can! She’s delightful!

The topic came back up when Unwashed Pirate #1 Stephen walked through the door! After an obscenely disgusting display of affection with L.M.A.M. Jewell, he had to put his boot right into his mouth by telling Eless just what he thought of Bad Boy Wil. Le sigh! Can’t the poor woman catch a break???

As if their behavior wasn’t bad enough, it got worse! U.P. #1 Stephen FREAKED out when Crazy Train Tara entered with a very large snake. Isn’t U.P. #1 a vampire??? What a panzy! He became so frightened that he started vomiting! DISGUSTING! When a female patron rightly laughed at him for his ridiculous behavior, Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell FLIPPED HER WIG!!! She hollered at the poor girl before comforting her husband. Well, well, well… we know what we’re dressing up as at the next masquerade party!

Jolyon seems quite interested in RhyDin children. We’re dying to know why! Children are such little dirty rugrats and children in RhyDin always seem particularly dirty! We still fail to see the appeal. He was overheard quizzing Krazy Kitty about her little girl and her niece. He seems determined to study the youth of this city! Better him than us! We’ll stick to studying the celebrities, bar flies, and heiresses, thank you very much!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless is definitely a trouble maker! Her blatant flirting with Antonio is becoming quite well known. Antonio certainly doesn’t seem opposed to the attention. In fact, he was overheard asking her if he could ignite her passion when referring to the sinfully delicious drink that he often makes. Eless in return stated that she was becoming a “passion addict”. We must admit that we find these two delightful together! The pair were joined by Connar who has made clear his own passion for C.M.M. Eless in the past. It was certainly an interesting party as both men seemed quite eager to get in the lady’s good favor!

Taneth did her best to try to cheer Tiny Tucker up but it seems he was having none of it! He was only interested in downing bourbon!!! That argument with Doc Eva must have really rocked him because he certainly hasn’t seemed like the same lovable old Tiny Tucker! He tried to put up a brave front while chatting with Kynthia but she wasn’t buying the act either. He seems a bit on the heartbroken side and it makes us sad! Poor guy just couldn’t get a break either! He politely declined the attentions of a new girl named Candy when she hit on him and then got interrogated by Shylah as to how Doc Eva was doing. Poor guy! It just wasn’t his night!

We hear that Crazy Train Tara is finally going to get her night in paradise with Anubis. The pair have agreed to have sex and it was definitely the topic dominating C.T. Tara’s mind. Let’s just pray that it’s safe sex! We wonder what her new husband will think about this!

It was evidently Old Man Night in the Arena Thursday night! Legendary former Overlord Dalamar was seen chatting with Baron of the Old Market G’naughty G’nort about just how “great” G’naughty G’nort is! Dalamar gave him a chance to prove it in a ring. It was an awfully closely fought match but Dalamar pulled ahead finally by slashing the anti-slasher himself!!! The crowd was definitely thrilled with that! Dalamar didn’t look back after gaining that lead and proved why he’s still one of the best in the business!

Posted: May 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Huh. It had been a typical night in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night. Therapist Chryrie was chatting with Den Mama Sid about Krazy Kitty’s antics while Den Mama Sid tended bar and her main squeeze Scottie listened to Miss Mercy spin some tall tales! But then things got a bit…. odd. Sid went to the loo and Scottie, who appeared a bit disturbed, followed her in! There was some thudding and raised voices and then the pair came out drenched and laughing! ….er, we don’t even want to hazard a guess on that one. We’re just reporting!

We hear that Caitlin has THANKFULLY reconsidered her decision to move in with Ethan! Yay…. right??? WRONG! Instead, she’s moving in with Aaric!!! NOOOOO! Come on, kids! Take it slow. Get to know each other. Go on dates. Don’t just jump right into the moving in together thing! Le sigh. We need to start a home for young, naive women like this! We’d show them the path towards lasting relationships and respectability!

Evidently SMASHIN’ Issy was politely telling a young fan that she could not go with them on patrols of the city. Those Scath-babes sure have a following among the impressionable preteen girls of the city! We’re not sure if that’s encouraging or frightening. We’re leaning towards the latter! The girls pleas were adorable, though! Poor SMASHIN’ Issy! Can’t even get a drink in the Inn in peace! However, maybe that’s the last place in the city one should expect to get a drink in peace.

Taneth has been spotted several times over the last week, including Saturday night, acting quite odd…. at least for her. Our lovely little fruit vendor was seen offering food to the patrons of the Inn which isn’t odd in and of itself but her behavior was just off! Instead of the bouncing, peppy woman that everyone is used to seeing, it seems that this Taneth is quiet, subdued, and very still! She almost has us worried!

Twin Spice and Tiny Tucker were spotted hanging out together in the Inn’s basement Arena! While we REALLY think Tucker’s much more up this naughty girl’s alley, we here she was busy talking about the dinner date she’d just had with Awesome Alain to celebrate his birthday! Still color us SHOCKED that Twin Spice and Awesome Alain are a couple. Just plain odd. We hear that Warrior Pixie Trinala orchestrated a run-in between Mini-Franker Cor and Twin Spice, saying that the pair needed to kiss. The pair used to date but things seemed quite awkward. Poor Trinala had no clue!

As for Tiny Tucker, his night didn’t go so hot AT ALL! AND IT WAS KILLER!!! The hunky tender had been nursing a drink and watching the duels when Doc Eva came STORMING through the door! And when we say STORMING, we mean raging, insanely angry, cursing, and shouting! It was shocking to say the least coming from Doc Eva! Tiny Tucker seemed adamant but kept his tone hushed. Doc Eva most certainly did NOT! Unfortunately, our sources couldn’t piece together enough from her end of the conversation to figure out what was up. However, the conversation didn’t last long! She was seen stomping out of the Arena shortly after. Niiiiiice!

In some MAJOR dueling news, our sources report back to use that the legendary former Overlord Dalamar was spotted in the Arena Saturday night! No freaking way!!! This is the very same Dalamar that has a bracket named after him in the Madness Tournament. His old friends — SPEEDSTER Nova, SMOKIN’ Sartan, and CHUNKY Rix — were more than a little shocked to see him. In fact, SPEEDSTER Nova was so shocked that he allowed Dalamar to convince him to hop in a ring!!! What a great surprise!

Posted: May 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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With Beltane celebrations going on, the rest of the city was awfully quiet. However, our sources did spot one or two of the cities most notable around! Luscious Lydia was overheard complaining to Krazy Kitty and Amthy about a…. well, a potato problem! Crazy, we know, but that’s what her problem is! Evidently her garden is growing too many potatoes and she simply does not know what to do with them all! What about a French Fry Party at Luscious Lydia’s house??? We’ll bring a couple of vats of ketchup!

Sid looked even more gorgeous than normal behind the bar Saturday evening! We hear that there were bits of flowers, sparkles of confetti, and pieces of ribbon adorning her fiiiiiine self! As the revelers began pouring in for drinks after their celebrating, the festive atmosphere continued on into the Inn. Sid seemed in fine spirits to continue the joyful atmosphere!

We hear that Jolyon was in the Inn discussing his love of dancing with Taneth! Who’d have thought Jolyon a dancer! He’s evidently into folk dances and waltzes but finds the tango too rigid. What a catch this one is??? Now, really, which Smith Girl do YOU think will reel him in??? Or do you believe it will be somebody else entirely???  We should start taking bets! Taneth was very excited to find a fellow dancer and we hear that she even promised to wear a special dress should he dance with her. So cute!

Caitlin and Aaric were spotted returning from Beltane but it seems that they weren’t ready for the romance to be over! Even the sparse crowd in the Inn was too much for them! The pair wandered off together to enjoy their romantic evening a bit further. This one has speedy marriage written ALLLLL over it!

Posted: May 10th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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After welcoming in spring at the events the night before, the second day of Beltane festivities was just as fabulous as the first! There was picnicking in the Glen, flower picking throughout the city and countryside, storytellers, musicians, and so much more! The evenings events were grand in and of themselves and it didn’t seem that there were many in the city that missed out in joining in! Even yours truly spent some time at the great affair!

Amber was seen manning one of the many games in which proceeds went to charity! Many of the city’s finest tried their hand at striking the mallet to see just how strong they were! We’re adamant that Amber is one of the GREATEST quiet beauties in this city. Love, love, love that girl!

We spent time in the seat of honor on the dunking booth and there was no short supply of people wanting to drop us into the watery depths below! Thankfully, Taneth was NOT one of these! She was there but was only interested in giving us a biiiiig hug. That girl gives GREEEEAAAT hugs by the way! We had her attention until she spotted Brian wandering through and was instantly excited to see him. We suppose we can’t fault her for that. Brian is one lovely piece of man meat even if he did need Jenai to kiss his ball for luck in order to dunk us!

May Queen Trinala also gave us a hug but couldn’t miss out on dunking us as well! No hard feelings, though. She made sure we had a towel at the end of the night and we even had a very fun discussion over pancakes later in the evening! She definitely made one heck of a May Queen! Her Green Man wasn’t in tow Saturday night but her boyfriend, Silas, was! This seems to be a relatively new relationship but he does make the May Queen quuuuuite happy!

There’s been quite a few rumors about the state of last year’s May Queen Amthy’s relationship with last year’s Green Man Hawk. He’s been seen spending a good deal of time with Therapist Chryrie lately. However, Amthy and Hawk seemed quite close as they wandered through the streets of the market Saturday night enjoying the Beltane festivities! These two are definitely an interesting pair and if they are indeed still together we’re dying to know why Hawk hasn’t popped the question yet! We were so expecting a Beltane wedding from the pair!

Amthy was thrilled to be there with Hawk but even more thrilled to run into her dear friend, Crazy Train Tara! We hear that Crazy Train Tara wanted to corner us for some reason or another. We shudder to think! Unfortunately (or fortunately?) we were stuck in the dunking tank weeeeell into the evening and if there is one thing that Crazy Train Tara doesn’t have, it’s patience! Another time, another time.

It seems that Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane are not, in fact, attached at the hip as we were beginning to suspect! The Luscious Lydia half of Lydibane was seen joking with DoD-er Rena and friends while they watched people test their strength! In fact, we haven’t seen Lydibane together in a while. We wonder if everything is still hunky dandy on that front!

PAARTY Girl Chase was super eager to send us for a swim and, after a couple tries (with all the alcohol that was probably in her system, we’re still wondering just how many targets she saw), she was successful! She let out quite the whoop of celebration. Nice to know we can make people happy! Psycho Skiddie and Bree weren’t too far behind her in the line. Although, Psycho Skid took much delight in sending us for a dip, Bree agreed to not dunk us in exchange for a cool nickname. We’ve decided on Banana Rama Bree because, well, she’s bananas but in a funky, fun sort of way! Banana Rama Bree it is!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen wandering through the crowds and socializing with his people! He, of course, had the lovely DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm who looked stunning in a green silk dress. The pair seemed quite lovey dovey as usual! They were even spied dancing and, surprisingly enough, MAN-tastic Matt is an awfully good dancer!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were both in the general vicinity and he was caught stealing a kiss after Twin Spice was done overseeing us serving out our sentence in the dunking tank. Yet, we hear that she also stole a couple furtive glances towards Tiny Tucker who was serving drinks nearby while Awesome Alain had a wandering eye as well. We’re still not quite sure what to think about all this! We do know that we’re slightly worried that we haven’t seen Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva together in some time!

We actually heard S’jira laugh out loud! And, we have to admit, we feel a bit of pride for being the cause of her laughter! Shockingly enough, S’jira has a bit of spitfire to her and was one of the last to line up to dunk us. She seemed quite pleased with herself to drop us and even though we were cold and wet we certainly can’t fault her. She’s absolutely adorable! Interestingly enough, the final thrower is S’jira’s complete opposite in the class department — TRASH-tastic Jade! We have to admit the night wouldn’t have been complete without being dunked by the TRASH-tastic One. She was demanding a new nickname but we will never budge!

After we had fully served out our sentence, we had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of the lovely Caitlin (who looked stunning in a flouncy yellow dress, by the by) and her man Aaric! It seems the pair are indeed back together and are thoroughly into one another! She was such a sweetheart and we are so pleased that things are turning out well for this couple. They certainly seem to deserve it!

The former Gov Krazy Kitty took over as the dunking booth’s victim once we were shown some mercy! We hear that she was definitely giving the crowd a show by wearing a WHITE t-shirt and short shorts! We cannot BELIEVE we missed that. Only in RhyDin would this woman be considered governor material! We do adore her so, though!

So the spring festivities are over until next year and, while we must admit that makes us a bit sad, we are thrilled to find out what the warm months of this year have in store for this crazy city!

Posted: May 10th, 2008 under Event.
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Unfortunately, we couldn’t make it to the first day of the Beltane celebration and it was certainly our loss! After hosting the celebration for Johnny and Sianna’s wedding, it seems that the Southern Glen was in fine form for another party! The trees were blossoming perfectly and we hear more than one or two couples through out the day were caught kissing in a romantic shower of petals. For the evening’s festivities, paper lanterns hung from the trees left the party area awash in a soft glow and garlands of flowers decorated the tents that dotted the glen. Faaaabulous!

We hear that even Big Britches Erin who has practically been in hiding since her break-up with Smoooth Cowboy Jake came out to join in for a bit. She was quite quiet throughout the night but looked lovely in a pale yellow dress with yellow flowers braided through her hair. We can’t help but wonder — is she really that torn up over the break-up??? Don’t get us wrong, Smoooooth Cowboy Jake is quite dashing but it’s not like B.B. Erin hasn’t been through a break-up or twelve in the past!

OMG! What was Krazy Kitty wearing??? Was that a…. GASP…. dress??? It was indeed! She looked downright mind-blowing in a fabulous light golden gown cinched to draw attention to her teeny tiny waist! We hear that Taneth helped her pick out the number and that was evident by the gorgeous pink flowers embroidered through out the bodice. Fantastic! Her man, Tass, was there in a exquisitely tailored jacket without a shirt underneath (for a bit of sex appeal) and similarly tailored pants.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee even showed up looking as lovely as always! And her loveliness certainly did not go unnoticed. We hear that her old friend and legendary duelist Elijah showed up in the Glen. The pair seemed anxious to make up for lost time and were quite chatty. The flirting was HAWT and HEAVY just as it should be on Beltane!

The Mischief Makers were evidently in full force! Chief Mischief Maker Eless looked even more stunning than normal! She had on a dress of shades of sheer blue that just barely covered her in all the necessary areas! Fantastic! It certainly made us wonder if she’s on a Man Hunt! She was there with DoD-er Rena who was looking pretty fly herself in a red number. She’s been dressed up quite a bit lately. Big thumbs up to that!

Even their darling little Trin looked adorable in a stunning, simple white sundress as she served as May Queen! And what a perfect May Queen she was! She bounced everywhere and seemed absolutely thrilled by being involved in the festivities. Her rumored boyfriend wasn’t present but that didn’t stop her from naming a Green Man. She choose young Loxley to serve in that capacity and we HEART the imagery of a young man standing on the cusp between childhood and adulthood serving such a role.

We’ve reported several times that Twin Spice has been seen getting awfully close with Awesome Alain. Well, we’re thisclose to labeling the pair a true “couple”. He didn’t stick around long but spent enough time to greet his girl with a kiss and even had a present with him for her! We are totally shocked by this pairing! It’s not often you see a naughty girl hook up with a naughty boy! Speaking of which, Twin Spice kept quite close to Not-So Tiny Tucker (who seems to be much more the “good boy” that the “naughty girl” type goes for) while he was working the grill. This is much more the type we see up her alley! In fact, the pair actually left the event together. We’re starting to wonder where Doc Eva is.

Have we mentioned lately how much we love love love Ayly! Girl is FIERCE!!! She showed up wearing a ruffly white number with a lace bust. She looked quite nearly innocent! She was accompanied by her current man, Wolv, as always. This girl is certainly not the type to show up for an event without the appropriate arm candy! FINALLY, it happened! In that perfect setting, Wolv dropped to a knee and presented Ayly with an extravagant diamond ring set on a gold band! The crowd cheered! Ayly sobbed! The answer was a very adamant YES! FABULOUS! They didn’t linger long after. We’re sure they had some, uh, celebrating to do…. if you know what we’re saying!

Maeve was every bit of the Maeve that we’ve all come to know and love! She was showing off a nice set of abs with a green tube top and white linen cropped pants held in place by a funky green, yellow, and white belt! We hear that she had a cherry blossom behind each ear and swirling designs painted in white across her body in her people’s tradition celebration of Spring. She was eager to meet up with her friends, including the delicious Taneth, and the ladies were in a fine mood for some music (which Maeve provided on her bongos) and dancing!

Much to the delight of the ladies gathered, Antonio set up a kissing booth after the festivities starting the Beltane weekend!!! All the donations were matched by Antonio and the money went to charity. Even the May Queen Trinala got in on the act and offered up her kisses as well! We hear that Alysia and Crazy Train Tara were both quite shocked to see Tass step up first in line to kiss Antonio! That certainly doesn’t even begin to describe how surprised Antonio probably was to have a MAJOR kiss laid on him by Tass! Krazy Kitty only laughed. Those two are QUITE the interesting pair!

A FAAAABULOUS night was had by all! It’s the start of spring and we cannot wait for the spring and summer romances to begin popping up! What a fantastic spring this shall be!

Posted: May 9th, 2008 under Event.
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Oh no! We were just starting to ADORE Caitlin and Aaric as a couple! It seems that all is not well on that front! Aaric was seen attempting to stop Caitlin Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn as she explained to him that she must leave RhyDin. We are so sad for him! She headed out and he was hot on her heels!

We hear that the mystery man who was seen chatting up SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee earlier in the week rented out the popular tea shop for an evening date! While initially a bit odd, to rent out a book store for a date, it actually was probably pretty touching to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee who is so into knowledge and learning new things. Despite his grand gesture, we doubt he’ll be able to keep her attention for long!

Tucker is sure popular amongst the ladies! And really who can blame them for liking that big hunk of a man??? Kynthia was overheard telling Lana how much she liked the man when she had met him during his shift the week before. She was quite amused by how easily he blushed! You’ve got to love the big guy! Frat Boy Quinn always seems to find the hottest women in the room and stick to their side! Wednesday was no exception. He was seen chatting with both of the lovely ladies.

Wowzer! S’jira walked down the stairs in one heck of a gorgeous satin dress Wednesday night! Even Crazy Train Tara seemed awfully impressed by her beauty. Head Pussy Panther seemed downright awed by his lovely lady! The pair didn’t waste much time in the Inn before hurrying off to witness the wedding of Sianna and Johnny!

Head Mischief Maker Eless was  overheard saying that Potter Piper left a note saying that she was going to visit her cousin for a while. How sad! She hasn’t seemed truly happy in so long! We do wonder what’s wrong with Potter Piper. Hopefully, she’ll be much improved when she returns. It’s such a bummer that she will miss Beltane!

We hear that Taneth told Shylah that she was quite upset that we wouldn’t be present for the first night of Beltane to dance with her! We are quite sure she’ll keep her dance card full, though. We hear that Shylah was interested in dunking us into the tank as well for the second night. Well, come out and get us, lovely lady! We’ll be there for your entertainment for the hour between 9:30 and 10:30!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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