Mated Sunday!

There was a light crowd in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday hanging out and chatting. Fury is alive and relatively well, it seems. Evidently a bullet to the head isn’t enough to keep that girl down. She was catching up with Fio and Fio made a point of introducing Fury and Cor to her new BFF, Kate. We hear that she called Kate an old “business associate” of Ali’s. Yep, we’re sure that’s what he called their relationship but we’re not buying it! Not for ooooone second! Lirssa and Bekah were also spotted later into the night. All in all, the girls had a relatively quiet night. At least quiet by their standards which means that Lucky Lawyer Lucien and Awful Ali will not have to spend the rest of the week cleaning up new messes.

Down in the Annex, the fourth round of Madness dueling was wrapping up. Maria showed up with both Ria and Myria in tow. Neither looked too terribly thrilled that their sister-in-law/sister was fighting mere days after awaking from some sort of coma. Despite beating Aya to move on, our sources tell us she looked bad enough afterward to draw concern from Kalamere, Teagan, and Tass. She stayed on her feet at least long enough to exit the building escorted again by both Ria and Myria. It seems that whatever it is that is happening or has happened, the Grazianos are closing ranks.

At the very same time, Sylus and Anubis were facing off for another division championship in the Madness Tournament. Evidently Crazy Train Tara was present to root on her man and was overheard by our sources calling Anpu’s opponent “Sylus the Virus”! Love it! She was evidently pretty worried that Anubis would catch some sort of communicable disease from Sylus. We don’t think communicable diseases scare Anubis. After all, have you met his wife???

The minions and others competing in Deathlord’s squire tournament cornered Taneth to try to get her “favor” which will give them bonus points. The quest for Teagan’s favor broke down into an insult match between the head Minion and Kattria. It seems that the head Minion takes offense to, well, a living being serving as squire to Deathlord. We hear that the bickering got pretty heated. We’re not entirely sure what Kattria even wants to be Deathlord’s squire. She seems like the type, though, to do something like that just to irritate Deathlord and his minions.

Teagan and Kalamere have gotten close awfully fast! It’s too bad that Teagan’s not capable of actual, functioning relationships because there’s definitely a good vibe between the pair. Not only do they clearly have chemistry but they seem to have a lot of heart-to-heart chats. We hear that they were having one of those Sunday night as they watched Teagan’s girlfriend, Joey, get a duel in. In fact, our sources claim that the conversation was in fact about Joey! It’s only a matter of time before Kalamere has one of the best nights of his life with those two young ladies! …And we do use the term “ladies” loosely.

Our sources claim that Roran was spotted in a pretty rough and tumble fight in the rings with Roderick laaate into the night. Evidently in the middle of the match Roran said something about how he was lucky that his “mate” was talented with ice to apply to his bruises. Mate??? Did we miss something??? That seems a bit speedy, doesn’t it??? We know that he and Ms. Wyh Not have been getting along fabulously but…. mate??? That word could mean a lot of things so we’re going to try to not jump to any conclusions. What do you think???

Edited: April 12th, 2010

But All The Cool Kids Are Experimenting Friday!

We’re dyyyying to know exactly when Cutie Carley’s relationship with Cy moved past the friendship zone! We weren’t sure if they would ever cross that line! However, they certainly seemed more than friends Friday night when our sources caught sight of them in the Red Dragon Inn. They were sharing goofy grins and he even was seen patting her leg. You know… we were hoping that these two would get together but now that they have we’re left wondering if he’s good enough for her! She is the most adorable thing on the face of the planet!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa was tending the bar and Kendall and Serena were there with her. We hear that Serena was telling the girls that The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker is better now! We’re super glad to hear that. Evidently all that commotion the night before led to Doc Eva cutting out whatever it was that was causing him to act like… well, like a dirty old man. When he felt up Our Darling Taneth a couple weeks back that was really the last straw. We’re glad that somebody finally did something! Now if only somebody will do something to help O.D. Taneth!

Oh, wow. Has Darcy had a healthy relationship??? Mega Mom Icer was overheard trying to calm her “daughter” down but not much seemed to be working. Somehow Darcy’s current boyfriend, Shadow, made her so angry that she made quite the scene. There was screaming, pounding on doors, and death threats. We hear that she COMPLETELY embarrassed herself by going all crazy girlfriend on him. Later when she finally calmed down a bit she was seen in tears, singing some sad love song. Le sigh. Will this girl ever gain some self-respect???

L.B. Lirssa was seen chatting with Lucky Lawyer Lucien! It seems that some believe she would be better off going off to boarding school! Aw! How sad would that make us??? We’ve got to say, though, it might actually be in her best interest. If she has the friends that can pay for some fancy boarding school, why should she remain in RhyDin tending bar and running the streets??? We hear that she didn’t seem really keen on talking about the subject and instead forced L.L. Lucien to tell her about all the fights he’s been getting into recently. Iiiiinteresting! Our sources couldn’t hear the details which is really a shame because we’d love to hear the explanation for L.L. Lucien’s recent short temper!

What…??? Brale Brother Reap asked L.L. Lucien if he would be okay with him…. well, doing something that even we can’t repeat to Crazy Train Tara!!! Does he have a death wish??? L.L. Lucien told him that he should go for it and C.T. Tara told L.L. Lucien that she would think of him while she was doing the nasty with B.B. Reap. Awesome. Nigel was seen talking quietly to B.B. Reap during this whole incident and perhaps he was able to get through to him because at the end of the night C.T. Tara went her way and B.B. Reap went another. One of the interns believes that B.B. Reap probably just did it to tick off Anubis. We’re not so sure, though. We doubt Anubis holds out hope that C.T. Tara is holding out for him and him alone.

We just do NOT get the rules of Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Joey’s relationship. It seems that while they are dating one another, they both have other men that they’re interested in. We’re not sure who Joey’s new man is but evidently S.P.G. Teagan’s guy is named Emmerich. According to our sources S.P.G. Teagan really seems to dig this guy. Not enough to give up Joey, though. We still think that this is just a phase in Joey’s life and that Teagan’s going to be hurt pretty darn bad when she moves on. In fact, our sources say that S.P.G. Teagan has invited Joey to move in with her but Joey declined. Iiiinteresting! Maybe S.P.G. Teagan wants to get serious with Joey but it’s Joey that doesn’t want to get serious with S.P.G. Teagan???

Harris hasn’t decided to start dueling again (which certainly would be a sight as he is a living Outback legend) but he has taken to hanging out in his old haunts again. Even G’naughty G’nort seemed a bit surprised to see him hanging out and causing trouble down there once again. We can only hope that this return to the dueling venues is followed by his wife’s return. We have heard some GLORIOUS stories about her!

Also worth mentioning is that Kitty was seen in the Annex with her husband… who is now sporting breasts. Yeah, for some reason Tass is a woman. We have no idea why and it’s one of those things where you just don’t want to know any additional information, you know?

Edited: February 13th, 2010

Another Chance Friday!

It seems that Neo’s brother Jinn is still dating that jello wrestler chick named May. The pair were seen awfully intertwined Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn before heading to the Annex together. Why are those boys attracted to such…. sluts??? Seriously, if Neo’s girlfriend, Kel, and Jin’s girlfriend, May, were to put together a phone tree of all the people they’ve slept with, they could contact just about half the city! For two nice boys they’ve got some really unusual taste in women. Where have all the good girls gone??? When did bad girls suddenly become so in with the men of this town???

Speaking of still going strong, we’re surprised to see that Niamh and Lilli’s brother Brishen are still an item! Those two moved so fast that we didn’t think there was any way that they would last! We’re glad that we’re wrong about them because she’s adorable and he’s a hilarious troublemaker! In fact, that’s exactly what Lilli and Niamh were teasing him about Friday evening. The girls sure seem to adore each other and Brishen seems to adore being teased by the pair of them. Such a cute little family reunion!

We hear that Kitty made an appearance at the side of her husband, Old Man Tass, Friday night in the Annex to watch the entertainment. She seemed quite happy to see Psycho Skid and gave him her…. well, traditional greeting. You know? Those hugs that always leave you with a new perspective on life? Yeah. Psycho Skid was overheard telling Kitty that he hasn’t seen Chryrie in some time. Bummer! That was kind of a funny pairing. We sure hope this isn’t the end of that coupling! We know he’s a bit strange, Chryrie, but GIVE PSYCHO SKID ANOTHER CHANCE!!!! Do it for us because we’d rather not see him unleashed on the city’s unsuspecting young women. You at least know how to semi control him.

Jay got an up and close look at crazy! It started off all good for him. He had Joey and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan all entangled in front of him, flirting it up with him. He probably thought he’d REALLY lucked out. Two really hot, really easy girls showing interest in each other and in you??? Isn’t that pretty much any guy’s version of HEAVEN??? Anyway, S.P.G. Teagan had to ruin Jay’s dream by being all crazy. She evidently got spooked by something and started getting all teary-eyed and scared. Joey was able to get her calmed down but by that time Jay had gotten smart and hauled his rear end to a ring. There’s a smart boy! Stay away from the crazy!

We hear that Danny and Mad Cow Kazzy were spotted in the Annex as well. We know that Mad Cow Kazzy has been mourning her friend Lizzie leaving town and we just assumed that Danny had gone with her but it seems that he hasn’t! In fact, it seems that he was left behind as well! Iiiiinteresting! We have to wonder what happened because Danny and Lizzie were pretty inseparable. M.C. Kazzy was overheard making mention that Danny has been spending an awful lot of time holed up in his apartment since his girl left. Awwww! That’s kind of sad! We actually feel for him a little bit.

Edited: January 13th, 2010

Eye On The Opals Tuesday!

Brale Brother Reap was seen at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn on Tuesday night giving Quinn a shoulder to cry on and supplying her with alcohol. It seems that Quinn was all upset because her boy, Dean, had taken off. There should be some sort of rule that B.B. Reap isn’t allowed around alcohol and other people’s girlfriends. Unfortunately for B.B. Reap barely before he was able to start putting his moves on Quinn, Dean was tossed out of the Nexus and into the Inn. The pair had a sappy reunion over beer. Blah.

B.B. Reap wasn’t left without entertainment for too long because our Eve walked through the door. That’s right! You read it right! Eve! She was her typical ridiculous self too! We hear that she was trying to get Nigel to kiss her hand… because he’s British and that’s what British people do. Don’t blame us for the crazy reasoning. We don’t make this stuff up, we just report it! Based on her remarks, it seems that she is NOT looking for a new man. Evidently, she was overheard talking about Brale Brother Baker and it seems that the pair’s relationship remains cemented in alcohol and off color jokes!

A sizable crowd gathered in the Arena to watch as the Warlord Teagan pressed her right to challenge against the Baron of Dragon’s Gate, Cassius! Although Cassius had been pretty harsh with the warlord since the challenge was issued there didn’t seem to be any bad blood between them. It seems most wrote the comments Cassius made as just him being his typical grumpy self. In fact, Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan even said in her challenge that she had chosen Cassius because he would be the most difficult “challenge”.

The talk of the night wasn’t Arena politics, though, but the Outback’s opals! With the rash of opal challenges (on the date in question all the opals were under challenge) interest in the infamous objects has been raised yet again. They do seem to have some odd impacts on their holders — some opals more than others and some holders more than others. Some of the Outbacks regulars are a little nervous that the challengers don’t know what they’re getting into. FLAWLESS Koy was overheard explaining the situation, at least the best its understood, with Deliciously Sinful Sin and questioning Old Man Tass about his interest in them.

They weren’t the only ones deep in discussion about them, though. Speedster Nova, who’s ex-wife/baby mama went bonkers thanks to an opal, has been trying to convince Smokin’ Sartan not to go after one for quite a while. So far he’s convinced Smokin’ Sartan to put it off. Sartan is not one of the most recent challenges but has continued to discuss the possibility.

The Baron Cassius chose a single match format match after declaring his loyalty to the current Overlord, Tical. However, Tical did not intercede nor did Cassius ask him to do so. The match remained neck in neck until the end when S.P.G. Teagan pulled away for the win. Cassius took the loss on the chin and didn’t seem too terribly upset. In fact, he was overheard saying that if he hadn’t have lost this barony he would have no way of attempting to tie Cletus Ganderfald’s record of most baronies held. In fact, it was Teagan who actually seemed irritated at the end of the match when there was some issues about her loyalty. The Overlord, Tical, advised her that he did not care if she went renegade or loyal and it seemed as if Teagan would go renegade until her friend, Maria, asked her to go loyal. Teagan go loyal did but it led to what appeared to be a not so friendly conversation between the two Crew members, Tical and Maria. We’re not really sure what loyalty means to S.P.G. Teagan anyway since she’s not even exactly loyal to the people she’s sleeping with. Guess we’ll see!

Congratulations to the new Baroness of Dragon’s Gate, Teagan!

Edited: January 3rd, 2010

Dueling Weekend In Review!

That Danny kid is too nice. He’s certainly too nice to be hanging out with Crew but he seems to be doing a lot of that these days. We hear that he’s actually up for a spot on the Crew team and Myria (the youngest Graz kid) was seen seeing what he’s got in the Annex Friday night. Word has it that the kid’s got a decent amount of skill! We’re wondering how his girl will feel about his new bunch of friends who, let’s face it, are kind of rough around the edges…. Actually, Lizzie will probably love them! That girl’s got more edges than curves!

Big Britches Anya still doesn’t get why some of the Arena’s warlords and barons are a bit annoyed with her…. okay, maybe some of them are more than a bit annoyed. It seems that S.P.G. Teagan is the leader of the pack of the irritated and even though she tried to explain it to B.B. Anya, B.B. Anya still thinks it’s because she was allowed into the tournament. Let us try to break it down for you, B.B. Anya, since you can’t seem to understand it from S.P.G. Teagan or any of the rest. The warlords and barons of the Arena are almost all PROFESSIONAL duelists who have been taking their licks for years. You’ve been overheard saying that you shouldn’t respect them because respect is earned and their point is that they have earned it in a ring by paying their dues for years. You open up and LEARN from them rather than calling a former Overlord dishonorable for the way that she fights. Get it now???

We hear that Thorne tried to calm S.P.G. Teagan down after her confrontation with B.B. Anya but S.P.G. Teagan was evidently in rare form. She was evidently in the mood to make a stand and nobody, not even her good friend Thorne, was going to talk her down! We have to admit that she’s a little hot when she’s all principled! We hear that Alec said that S.P.G. Teagan had a “tissy”. Ugh, we like him even less now. It’s not enough that if it wasn’t for him, we’d surely have the fantastic pairing of Neo and Simmering Sivanna and we wouldn’t have to worry about Neo dating that mess of a girl, Kelathe, but now he’s also taking sides in this??? Dude, when women fight, you keep your nose out of it, especially when you know nothing about the subject matter they’re fighting over! Clearly, this man has no sisters.

Krazy Kitty was seen getting a little one-on-one time with her hubby, Old Man Tass, in the middle of the Arena. These two certainly like to have an audience for their make-out sessions, don’t they? YUCK! They were seen in the company of a cute wisp of a girl named Ahni. She’s been spotted a couple times as of late by our sources in the various dueling venues. We hear that she’s a shy little thing but already has a penchant for drinking hard. We have a feeling that O.M. Tass and Krazy Kitty will have her corrupted in less than a week!

Edited: December 25th, 2009