We hear that Krazy Kitty was looking a bit green around the gills Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! Could it be??? What do you think??? Is she knocked up or did she have some bad moo shu? Can you even imagine the horny little RhyDinian that a union between Krazy Kitty and Tass would produce?

Lang has been acting QUITE single lately. It seems that things are OFF between him and that mystery girl that he was spotted with several times! He isn’t wasting any time getting back into the game either. He was seen flirting it up with a clueless Booze Sis Hina the night before and Wednesday night it was Therapist Chryrie whom he turned his attentions towards! She didn’t seem all that hesitant to bask in that attention either. Live it up, baby! Live it up!

Alright, alright, alright! Now we’re finally convinced. The Smith girl that has caught Jolyon’s eye is Juliane…. we think. Okay, maybe we’re seventy-seven percent sure! What do YOU think??? The pair were seen sharing a plate of fruit and a whole lot of conversation at a private table in the Inn. They certainly seemed awfully chummy. The Smith girls are sweet, charming, and gorgeous and Jolyon is one majorly hot bachelor! We just KNOW that there will be a Jolyon/Smith girl hook-up!

Oh Lord! PAARTY Girl Chase and PSYCHO Skid have been spending quite a bit of time in one another’s company and were seen drinking together at the bar. We really don’t know who is a worse influence on who but the two of them together cannot be a good thing! Booze Sis Hina also showed and seemed a bit worried about her baby’s daddy as her son had claimed that PSYCHO Skid had gotten hurt. He looked fine, dandy, and up to no good to our sources!!! We just wish Booze Sis Hinda would stay far, far, far away from that pair! Who knows what trouble they’re up to?!?!

Was that Ethan and Maeve blushing up a storm while chatting together at a table??? Sure looked like them we hear! It seems that things are finally getting back on the right track. The chemistry is still heavy between the pair and Ethan seems more than willing to continue to right his very big wrong! Good for him! We’re starting to come back around to him again. Maybe he’ll straighten up and be the man that the lovely Maeve deserves!

Our sources swear up and down that Tara was seen hanging out in the Inn late in the night with Krazy Kitty. Disbelieving this was true, we quizzed them quite a bit but they stuck to their story! They she looked very much the same as she always had but didn’t seem to remember ANYTHING! In fact, she evidently had a notebook full of information on her former life in which she was forced to rely on heavily. Iiiiinteresting certainly. We will have to keep an eye out for her!

OMG! Speaking of people that we haven’t seen in a while, Uriko was bouncing around the Outback! Oh how we’ve missed her cute little tail! She was seen speaking with Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran who also seemed quite pleased that she was back in the dueling venues. When questioned as to where she’d been, Uriko told Warlizard Bran that she’d been out of the city adventuring! Wouldn’t you just looooove to go on an adventure with Uriko???

Posted: April 13th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Valentine’s Day came a bit earlier for DoD-er Rena! She was seen hanging out in the Inn with her new man/roommate Aaron. There seemed to be a bit of chemistry but the pair seemed a bit awkward in each other’s company. Warrior Pixie Trinala lightened the mood with her usual antics! We’re just not quite sure if these two are going to hit it off.

Especially since DoD-er Rena was later heard buying into Uriko’s idea for a Singles’ Day on March 14th!!! We think the idea is totally FAB! Uriko wants the married/taken couples to donate so that the booze can flow for the singles on that day. We have a feeling that we’ll have to have our sources ship shape on that night! Free booze and a room full of singles??? Sounds like a gossip blogger’s dream!!!

Sianna was looking casual but HAWT when she strolled on into the Inn on her Johnny’s arm! He sure knows he has to keep that one close. We would say that it appeared that the pair was on an early Valentine’s Day date but, in all actuality, they are this disgustingly mushy ALL THE TIME!!! They were in a fine mood as they shared a bottle scotch and laughed together into the night.

We really should put DoD-er Rena on our payroll! Our sources say that she was interrogating Peredhil on the status of his relationship with Potter Piper!!! We hear that he didn’t reveal much but it’s nice to know that their friends haven’t given up on them. Perry and Pipes FOREVAR!

Tucker was seen on an unusual side of the bar as he was seen in the Inn off duty! He evidently had a VERY intense conversation with his “gal pal” Doc Eva about her choice of profession. Word on the street is that if you need to be patched up and don’t want the authorities to know about it, she’s the person to seek out!!! Clearly, her contact with RhyDin’s…. most interesting characters has Tucker in protector mode.

OMG! Major fan boy LOVE! We hear that Altara was spotted in the Outback!!! Now she’s a one of a kind hottie! Her trouble maker of a lover?/companion?/husband?, Max accompanied her. We totally HEART her and her leather clad body! FIERCE!

Cutey Carley was in the Outback getting into shape for her upcoming “challenge” against DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy. As a result of their argument the other night, it appears that Cutey Carley has called out Koy for a match that’s scheduled for this coming Sunday! Hot babes fighting = MAJOR CROWD! Cutey Carley STILL had not finished trash talking Koy and Bran was even over heard getting in on the dissing of the fashion designer for wearing reptile skins. We can see how that wouldn’t go over so well with a lizard-man!

Perhaps we can interest Koy in our Dragon Hunting Season! Dragon skin purses will be all the rage next season! Just you wait!

Posted: February 15th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Seeing that Manly Tender Tucker and sweet Eva together gives us the tingles right in our itty bitty black heart!!! Eva was seen at the bar Thursday night while Tucker was tending which makes us oh so happy! Tucker was kept much too busy to chat up hiw lovely crush and Eva seemed to have business of her own. She was seen getting assistance from DoD-er Rena in helping to find a new place.  Eva seemed to have a bit of a cold! We bet that Tucker taking care of her will make her feel muuuuch better!

The mystery has been solved!!! The unknown dater’s name is Aaron and he did indeed ask DoD-er Rena out on a date. But the news gets even juicer!!! Evidently the pair is moving quite fast. Rena was overheard telling Pixie Trinala and Potter Piper that she’s actually let this Aaron character move in with her!!! ALREADY??? We thought that Potter Piper would use that good head on her shoulders and stop the madness but she said NOTHING. We don’t know anything about this guy! Le sigh!

We’re telling you those PAAAARRTY Girls are trouble! Bad Boy Wil forgot about his whole “new leaf” bit to flirt it up with Chase for a bit. When Keaton called them out on their antics, the pair laughed it up and mentioned that Chase was performing at Wil’s upcoming wedding. We don’t buy it!!! Wil was seen buying her shots and Chase even placed a kiss against Wil’s cheek and ruffled his hair. We don’t like this at all!!! Edible Eless needs to get Bad Boy Wil back in line!

Maeve knows just what to do with male suitors — she puts them to work!!! It seems that Ethan has been helping out a lot on the refuge and we’re sure he’s not doing it because he’s an animal lover! If you want to spend time with that girl, you better not be afraid of getting your hands dirty. We hear the pair actually left together late into the night.

Typically, the Inn’s basement Arena isn’t the place to go if you’re looking for a good dash of cuteness! However, last night, Uriko and Luscious Lydia were spotted battling it out with a foam noodle against a staff. Neither lady looked like they were there for violence and the match seemed to be light-hearted. We HEART them both!!!

That’s certainly not to say there was a lack of violence. A handful of warlords were duking it out for peer wins! We’ve got a feeling that there might be a challenge or two upcoming!!! Aya was seen pressing for wins as well as former Overlords Cletus and SMOKIN’ Sartan! We do hope they get serious. Man, do we love a good challenge!

Little Black Book/Baroness of Dockside Jaycy was certainly keeping to herself Thursday night!!! She almost seemed to be trying NOT to look at former/current lover, SMOKIN’ Sartan! Her former/current husband Bane showed up and the pair had a quiet conversation. You know… typically, we’d love to know what was said but we have a feeling that this one was awkward enough to make even us cringe!!!

Posted: February 8th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! We knew we liked AJ. She’s absolutely, positively not afraid to let her drama fly right in the Red Dragon Inn. She and her little sister, Alex, had quite the blow up early Sunday night in the Inn. Our sources have NO IDEA what it was about…. but isn’t that usually the way it goes with sibling fights???

Widower Dean was certainly getting quite a bit of female attention! He was seen comparing tattoos and piercings with Rhy but TRASH-tastic Jade evidently didn’t think Rhy was worthy of his time…. or perhaps she just couldn’t stand any other woman getting attention!!! She broke into the conversation and was seen cuddling up against him at one point.

TRASH-tastic Jade’s antics didn’t stop there! She continued to make fun of Rhy as Rhy turned her flirtatious attentions on Russ. TRASH-tastic Jade was so mean to the girl that she actually made us feel sorry for poor Rhy! Unfortunately for poor Rhy, Dean chimed in to inform the girls that Russ was happily married…. with twins!

Rhy hitting on men is such a comedy of errors but we really have to love her for it!!!

Speaking of women that we LOVE LOVE LOVE, Potter Piper was such a dear and helped cute little Uriko hang some lovely decorative lights! They both seemed to be quite in the festive spirit! Potter Piper went on to set up a twinkling trail of luminaries leading into the Inn with the help of none other than Wil (who seemed to be there to make sure that Eless didn’t get hit on while tending bar)!!! Perhaps Eless is having a positive impact on the former philanderer because our sources tell us that they didn’t catch him checking Potter Piper out even once!

Eless remained behind the bar and was kept plenty busy by people looking for hot drinks or alcohol to warm them from the chilly night! She was relieved from her duties by SUUUUUPER Des and Gav and took the time to chat up Dakota. Wil obviously left his Eless-tending duties a little too early because no man should leave their woman alone with Horn Dog Dakota!!!

Our sources claim that late into the night something happened to Potter Piper!!! We’re not quite sure if it was a fit or merely a fainting spell as we have been unable to get all the details. The best we can figure, however, is that Potter Piper was carried upstairs to a room by Connar with Eless following to tend to Piper! We do so hope that Connar playing knight in shining armor will bring him and Potter Piper closer together!!! What a lovely couple they would make!!!

Dooooownstairs in the dueling Annex, Fight Night was pretty quiet. We hear poor Soerl spent most of the night alone. It makes us wonder where that hussy Van is?!?! He seemed awfully grumpy when trying to convince Speedster Nova and Steamy Sartan that there is no Santa. Of course, Santa’s real! Sheesh! Gimpy Erin was around snickering at the boys antics for a bit. We bet she could use a good laugh as the poor woman’s had a rough couple of months.
Speaking of Steamy Sartan, it appears he’s to become a father again. His wife Rory was finally seen in public, ending the speculation that their marriage was on the rocks! It appears that Rory is pregnant again and is due this summer! We LOOOOVE summer babies! Oh, who are we kidding? We love babies in general! Even demon babies can be kind of cute!

Posted: December 24th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Cutey Carley and her Hunky Carpenter Glenn were seen entering the Red Dragon Inn together on Friday night! TOOOOO CUTE! This was most certainly a date and we are so happy for it! The pair had warm drinks and playful conversation. Although, Carley did briefly allow her attention to wander to ask The Gov Kitty why winter couldn’t be made illegal. The winter is GREAT! We love snow almost as much as we love the idea of Cutey Carley and Hunky Carpenter Glenn together!!!

Bubbly Uriko was spotted in the Inn! She’s certainly been keeping a low profile lately. However, she seemed in a grand mood!!! With a mug of cider in hand, she was seen by the fire trying to keep warm and giggling infectiously! Oh, how we love her!

We knew that Wil behaving was too good to last!!! Our sources spotted him buying DoD-er Rena a cup of coffee and the pair having an intimate chat together! We told Eless not to trust the man as far as she could throw him!!! Players DO NOT change. He will break her heart! DoD-er Rena seemed politely interested but when her boss from magic school, Artemus, walked through the door, her eyes were on him!!! The pair talked of Rena’s upcoming vacation and that Artemus would be joining her halfway through it. Oooooh! Is Artemus mixing business with pleasure?!?!

Posted: November 25th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Here’s the shock of all shocks. Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn started off with Rhy demanding Lang tell her why he no longer wants her to be part of his life. We just don’t even know where to begin but we’ll give it a try….

OMG, Clingy Rhy!!! Please don’t make use feel sorry for Wannabe Man Whore Lang!!! We don’t want to!!! We will have to be dragged their kicking and screaming but you’ve got us by our gorgeous pink locks and are tugging us in that direction!!! Leave the poor man alone!!! The next time you want to go cry on his shoulder, take a deep breath and turn away. IT IS OVER!!!

HEIFER Jewell sure likes her pirates!!! Plunderin’ Pirate Miles continued his time on land by spending time in the Inn. We have to think that he could find better company than HER!!! For example, the loooovely Eless was tending bar!!! She actually appeared nearly healthy. Maybe she’ll catch her man after all!

Sianna and her main man Johnny were both spotted making the rounds Sunday night. We hear the couple is engaged after a delightfully short courtship which we’re sure will be followed by a delightfully short marriage and then a spectacular blow-up of a divorce. But we digress, Sianna was sporting a darling tri-color gold engagement ring with vines and leaves and a sparkling diamond in the blossom of a rose. They are soooo cute and soooo in love. Blah, blah, blah.

As for an engagement that’s been a bit longer in coming, we’re told that the DIVINE Storm and her YUMMY Ewan are getting married VERY sooooon! FABULOUS! It’s about time that Ewan took our advice and took that girl off the market! These two are fantastically HAWT together and will have the CUTEST kids!!! Hm. Maybe the DIVINE Storm is already pregnant??? How sinfully juicy would that be???

Much to the amusement of Annex goers, Nutty Rory, who was the caller on duty for Fight Night, certainly seemed to have a bee in her proverbial bonnet! She spent much of the night reminded HAWTIE Pirate Teagan not to kiss unsuspecting men (because if you remember correctly Teagan tried to kiss Rory’s husband Sartan) and actually laid into Anubis at one point for some unknown reason. Anubis and Rory verbally sparred for a couple minutes before the issue seemed to die an uneasy death. Those two certainly seem to have some history!!!

Wyh Not was seen in the Annex for the first time in aaaaages! It was certainly good to see her out and about. She got in a duel against Bran and had an informative discussion with him on the amount of knowledge that the Towers of Duel of Magic hold. She encouraged him to study the secrets that his Tower holds. Iiiiiinteresting!

DoD-er Charlie and YUMMY Alain were again seen in each other’s company in the Annex. He seemed to be sporting an injury and the pair of private investigators seemed to be having a pretty serious one-on-one conversation… again much to the dismay of their friends. Has Alain finally picked a woman out of his rotating bevy of beauties? Has Charlie given up on her TDL teammate returning home? Inquiring minds want to know, kids!!! We’re not huuuuge fans of DoD-er Charlie’s… but at least she’s no Lassie Cassie!

Uriko popped in towards the end of the night and was overheard telling G’naughty G’nort that it was her birthday. G’nort at least managed to stop hitting on her long enough to wish her a happy birthday… or perhaps that was a line to get into her pants as well. At least Uriko managed to escape the scene without being punched. We all know how G’nort likes to hit unsuspecting young women!!!

Anyway…. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, URIKO!!!

Posted: October 3rd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Thursday night immediately began with a depressing start as Rhy sobbed into Ryo’s shoulder over Lang’s many failings as a boyfriend. A man cheats on you once, definitely his fault. If he cheats on you once, you take him back, and he cheats on you again? Well, don’t you share a bit of blame in your own heart ache? Well, Rhy’ll be happy to know that Ryo laid into Lang later about his cheating ways. We don’t think it did much good, though.

We’re growing tired of heartbreak. I know it’s that time of year. All the summer romances coming to an end. Yadda, yadda. But, come on? Isn’t there one hot, new couple to get behind? A upcoming nuptial to look forward to? We’re dying here! Isn’t there anybody that will step up to the plate?

Speaking of heartbreak, Sweet Sugar was spotted in the common room of the Inn for the first time since her VERY public break-up with Darren and the drama that followed. Sugar was kept mighty busy tending bar and attempting to break up fights. It seems that Phillipe just can’t seem to keep his hands off other people’s property. Sugar spent most of her night attempting to make sure that the other patrons didn’t murder the man!

Bad Boy Darren’s got some nerve! He actually came in and attempted to convince Sugar to talk to him. She seemed polite enough but no deep conversation ever occurred. The loooovely Eless kept an eye on Sugar alllll night in that den motherly sort of way of Sid’s. We HEART Eless!!!! Tucker joined Sugar behind the bar a bit later and, man, if looks could kill Darren would have dropped dead!!! Tucker clearly didn’t like the idea of Bad Boy Darren being anywhere NEAR Sugar!

While “break-up” was the word of the night in the Inn, hormones were running rampant in the basement Arena. The single women of the Arena seemed a bit… crazy!

…Even cute Uriko was looking for a man! She was overheard by our sources playfully looking for a husband. G’nort volunteered his son while Imp volunteered his cousins! Thankfully, Uriko didn’t take either of them up on the offer!

Hawtie Pirate Teagan tried her darnedest to lay a lip-smacker on Space Man Sartan while the pair were dueling. Sartan managed to avoid it and gave a stern lecture about how his lips belonged to his wife and his wife alone!!! He’s so ADORABLE!!! It’s really too bad his wife is… well, as crazy as a jay bird. Rory did appear later in the night and P-Imp attempted to cause some problems between the married pair by repeating what had happened earlier. Rory seemed to take it coolly enough but did give Teagan a lecture about attempting to kiss other women’s husbands.

G’nort’s little mistress Alex was up to all sorts of trouble Thursday night in the Arena as well!!! She was spotted SITTING ON GOOD BOY COR’S LAP AND KISSING ON HIM!!! NO LIE!!! Even Cute Single Erin was being flirty with Cor and… well, everybody else! In fact, there was at least one mention of some girl-on-girl action between she and Alex!!!

What a crazy, crazy Thursday night!

Posted: September 30th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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- “What do you say we go do some math? Add a bed.. subtract our clothes, divide my legs and multiply?” Blonde bubble gum popping Sugar after Darren fooled her into drinking alcohol. WOWZER, we love that pick-up line!!!

- “I don’t really anticipate that you could be much rougher with me than she is. I mean, unless you spew sulfer and brimstone when you climax, there’s nothing I wouldn’t be able to handle.” G’nort after The Gov Kitty informed him that he couldn’t handle her in bed.

- “I learned from television and a lack of parental supervision like a normal child.” That explains a lot about our DoD-er Evie.

- “What’s with the influx of cat people lately? Did they hear about Napoleon and send out a hunting expedition?” Sartan declared in the Outback!

- “I can make boys become men? Wow! That seems like quite an accomplishment. Better then the old Indian rituals they had to go through..you know..go out into the woods, kill and eat a whole bear to become a man.” Uriko’s take on the power of virginity.
- “Girls are nothing but trouble. Especially the pretty ones.” DoS Supervisor Chris shoots us another nugget of knowledge!
- “Sweet…full on Scathlesbianism…” We HEART Baker’s new word. Scathlesbianism. Fantastic!

- “I may not be Wilma, but I can still make your bedrock.” Yeeeep, and another pick-up line courtesy of Sugar. This one was directed towards Brandon. LOVE IT!

- “STAMPEDE!!!!!” Darren calling out when HEIFER Jewell was on the mooooove.

- “Honey ye mus’ nae know who ye be talkin’ tae…women must pay me fer me attentions…I am after all Captain Robert One foot Kidd…an’ ye will notice I dun ‘ave a peg leg.” Robert announced to his sister-in-law.

Posted: September 23rd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We wonder how Darkmere felt to see Bloody Psycho Sera moving on so quickly!!! We’re telling you, men looooove this girl!!! Tuesday night she was spotted at the bar with a new guy named Brian (not the Ravenlock variety). He’s a bit of a hottie and was clearly interested in getting to know her better. We HEART that she has her old body back! We HEART that she has her attitude back! And we HEART that she’s stealing the boys’ hearts once again!

Despite recently losing her Pelnar, Mercy is doing her best to keep an upbeat attitude. She was overheard stating that there was no reason for moping. We LOVE strong women who can keep their head up in the face of adversity!!! We wish Mercy the best!!!

Sianna set a romantic mood in the Inn with her beautiful lute. It was a mood that Ewan seemed to take advantage of!!! He’s never one for P.D.A. but even he cannot RESIST the DIVINE Storm. He was seen quite nearly cuddling her in public. And why not??? She’s to diiiiie for! These two are so steamy HAWT!

Alysia was in the Inn and up to her usual trouble!!! And, man, do we love her for it!!! In fact, she somehow convinced Guthorm to start stripping in the bar! He didn’t get very far but it was a great show while it lasted. WORK IT, BOY!!!

Poor little bubble-gum blonde Sugar was quite a mess Tuesday night!!! She was beside herself when the stories started coming out of how exactly she had spent the previous night. It seems she has some sort of “alcohol allergy” that turns her into a raging slut every time she drinks. Honey, that’s EVERY woman!!!

Uriko was in the Outback losing a piece of her innocence to G’nort as he accurately guessed the type of underwear she was wearing. He also advised her of a woman’s power to turn boys into men. Le sigh. G’nort should join the list of people that includes The Gov Kitty of people who should not be allowed to be around impressionable and innocent minds!!!

Posted: September 17th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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On Sunday evening, a crowd of ten of the Arena’s best up-and-coming duelists gathered to show their stuff in the rings in order to gain the title of “Talon of Redwin” through the Fall months! The Talon of Redwin Tournament is open to all duelers below the rank of Warlord, and is held in a single-elimination style in honor of one of the Arena’s most illustrious and well known duelers, Siera Redwin, past Overlord and Baroness of the rings.

The night was full of some of our absolute favorites!!! The RAT-tastic PiRATe Napoleon was present and, ooooh, how we love him! He has completely changed our feelings on rodents as a whole! He fought hard but, unfortunately, could not duel his way into the finals.

Although she did not participate, Alex (the female version) was spotted ringside, enjoying a drink and the matches!!! We think she’s delightfully yummy as well! Alex was overheard talking about G’nort’s (who she calls Gustavus) libido to Uriko. Alex is getting awwwwfully friendly with the married Baron of the Old Market district!

Rory actually appeared somewhat sane as she and her husband Sartan sat ringside watching the matches. In fact, with Rory sane, the pair were actually pretty cute together!!! Sartan is quite the manly sort of man. He makes us swooooon at his hunkiness!!! Plus, he certainly seems very loyal to his quite clearly half-crazy wife so we must love him all the more!

To make the tournament even MORE interesting, Vinny and HEIFER Jewell were forced to face off against one another!!! If you remember correctly back in May, Vinny gave Jewell a serious beat down, claiming that she wasn’t taking the sport seriously enough. This time, however, it was HEIFER Jewell doing the teaching! She walked away from the match the winner. Vinny seemed to want to make nice but Jewell was having NONE of that!!!

This title that has been DOMINATED by women (even though historically the sport has been owned by men) since it’s inception. Prior to Sunday night, thirteen tournaments had been fought and from them nine female winners had held the title. Sunday night was the fourteenth tournament and the TENTH time a woman has walked away the winner!!! This cycle it was HEIFER Jewell who took top honors!!!

Congratulations, HEIFER Jewell!!!

Posted: September 17th, 2007 under Tournaments.
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