The Talon of Redwin Tournament, in honor of the GREAT former Overlord Siera Redwin, is the perfect time to witness some of the Arena’s hottest new talent go head-to-head! To make it even better the tournament is sponsored by Red Orc Brewery which makes Badsider Brew! The Arena’s hottest young talent dueling their hearts out + the title holders watching for their new competition + Badsiders flowing freely = an excellent night of drama!

We find it slightly amusing that while Crazy Train Tara was upstairs getting married, Anubis was down in the Annex watching the tournament! It’s all the more amusing because Anubis constantly degrades the tournament! Perhaps he should have skipped it if he finds it so horribly boring and paid a little closer attention to C.T. Tara…. or perhaps he isn’t that into C.T. Tara. Anubis is supposedly married, after all! We have a feeling there’s a lot more drama buried in this.

Venom Vinny was really unhappy during his match against The Gov MAN-tastic Matt! Evidently, while ahead by several points, the Pathfinder opal assisted Matt in avoiding Venom Vinny’s attack. Venom Vinny rightly said that if he wasn’t allowed to us his magic in the swords’ rings then Matt should not be allowed to use Pathfinder. MAN-tastic Matt said that he had no control over the opal and Venom Vinny scoffed at his inability to control Pathfinder. MAJOR! We hate to agree with Venom Vinny but…. he’s RIGHT! We don’t know what’s scarier that The Gov MAN-tastic Matt is using Pathfinder so blantantly in a ring or that he claims to have no control over the opal!

Luscious Lydia was raring to go for this tournament! She definitely seems to have taken a liking to the dueling rings. It’s hard to imagine that she’s come to enjoy such a violent sport! She made it past the first several rounds but in the end didn’t have what it took to bring down The Gov MAN-tastic Matt either. Things got REALLY odd after the match! MAN-tastic Matt was overheard telling Luscious Lydia to stay away from his wife!!! OMG!!! Luscious Lydia was definitely confused as to what she might have done to DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy. So are we! Insane!

MAN-tastic Matt’s anger seemed to be just what he needed to clench victory! Without much trouble at all, he sailed through the competition to claim the title of this cycle’s Talon of Redwin!

Congratulations, MAN-tastic Matt!

Posted: May 17th, 2008 under Tournaments.
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It’s nice to see that AJ and Teen Terror Alex seem to be getting along these days! The pair were in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night discussing a shopping trip for baby clothes once the baby’s gender is known. As soon as AJ walked out the door, Teen Terror Alex was up to her old tricks!!! She was seen getting her flirt on with Aaric and he certainly wasn’t all that inclined to turn down the attention. Iiiiiinteresting!

As if the Teen Terror Alex wasn’t enough for him, he was later seen chatting with Batty Kazzy! We hear she was even overheard calling him “Stallion”! Gag us now! Could Aaric be having second thoughts about moving in with Caitlin??? We sure hope so. It’s way too soon!

Awesome Alain didn’t seem so happy with his new girlfriend, Twin Spice, Sunday night when the pair were spotted together at the bar! She seemed to have been in quite the brawl and was seen bruised and sporting a busted bottom lip. The conversation was hushed but tense and eventually Awesome Alain was seen escorting her on out of the Inn! Trouble in paradise already??? We’re telling you — two naughty flirts do NOT make a good couple!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Crazy Train Tara were busy teaching some new guy whose name we didn’t quite catch about how to have fun! Now the idea of SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Crazy Train Tara teaching anybody anything is a bit frightening…. but how to have fun??? Can you only imagine just how insane their version of fun might get??? Really, these two should be banned from being within a hundred yards of one another! It’s more trouble than even the Inn can take!

Was that Sylvia chatting up Venom Vinny about the duels??? Curious, no??? Who would imagine those two would have anything in common??? We know that Venom Vinny is on the hunt! We wonder if he’s sizing up Sylvia as his next great conquest! If so, he’s going to have to get up extra early in the morning because Sylvia’s definitely a step above his usual victims in the class department.

We hear that Chief Mischief Maker Eless was overheard discussing with DoD-er Rena the possibility of luring us in using May Queen Trinala and then tying us up and sticking us under her desk! OMG! She really is a naughty, naughty girl! We’re yours for the taking, C.M.M. Eless! Coooooome and get us!

Speaking of the pint size trouble maker, Warrior Princess Trinala was seen in the Annex for Fight Night harassing…. er, we mean talking to Hunky Carpenter Glenn! Hunky Carpenter Glenn seemed a wee bit out of it and even Luscious Lydia interceding to help him understand W.P. Trinala didn’t seem to help all that much. Does the pixie confuse the carpenter that much??? Or was Hunky Carpenter Glenn just thoroughly distracted by something??? He even seemed somewhat brisk and short when Luscious Lydia introduced him to DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy!!! So not like Hunky Carpenter Glenn! We’re dying to know what’s up with that!

Luscious Lydia and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy had quite the lengthy and quiet conversation after Hunky Carpenter Glenn stepped away! We have the distinct feeling there was a lot of GIRL TALK going on there! Oh, how we HEART girl talk! They should so remember to ask us to the party next time so we can participate!

Posted: May 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We just KNEW Venom Vinny wouldn’t wait long before jumping right back into the dating game! He didn’t let a wedding band stop him from playing the game so did you really think he’d let a little heart break??? We hear the woman goes just by D but we don’t know a whole lot about her. She’s definitely the pretty sort — porcelain skin, dark hair, dark eyes, nice body. The pair were seen talking in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night but we’re not sure how serious to take this. We’ve got a feeling that Venom Vinny needs to spend some time sowing his wild oats!

Wow. Luscious Lydia is STILL trying to get rid of potatoes! Exactly what did she do??? She dropped some off at the Inn and was overheard attempting to convince Soerl to pick some up for his wife. Head Pussy Panther seemed a bit confused by the amount of potatoes she had left but before he could get too many details, his lovely S’jira showed up to distract him. She shared a meal and quiet conversation with her man. So adorable!

Teen Terror Alex waltzed her way back into the Inn for the first time in faaaaar too long! Man, how we missed her drama! Frenchie AJ and The Bum Philippe were hot on her little heels! Wouldn’t you keep hot on that little hellion’s heels if you were responsible for her? The girl is a mess and we love it! It was so good to see all three of them in the Inn. We hear that AJ’s been taking it easy with her pregnancy. Good for her!

Crazy Train Tara was overheard telling SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee that she loved her as a sort of mother figure! OMG, girl is batty! We have a feeling that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee isn’t too keen being seen as anyone’s mother! Crazy Train Tara was quite upset when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee refused to hug her but was mollified by SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee’s offer to give her a portrait instead of a hug. Lordy, lordy.

So it seems that the Great Doc Eva mystery is solved! She was spotted in the bar having drinks with Izira and keeping a very low profile. Our sources believe that she may have been spotting some nasty bruising on part of her face but evidently she was doing her best to keep it hidden. What a shame! We sure hope that she’s okay! And we’re still wondering what the status of her relationship with Tiny Tucker is!

Krazy Kitty was stunned (and she wasn’t the only one) to spot DoD-er Rena wearing a dress in the Inn Sunday night for no apparent reason! DoD-er Rena definitely looked HAWT! DoD-er Rena reassured Krazy Kitty that she wouldn’t be making a habit of it and she’d be back in jeans the next day. We’re curious about what’s up with DoD-er Rena. We haven’t seen her boy toy in some time and she’s been looking pretty stellar the last couple of days. Could there be a new man that she’s trying to impress?

Grem seemed a bit preoccupied but he’s at least trying to test the waters it seems! He was seen chatting with Monica about his homeland which it appears Monica is from as well. Monica seemed definitely interested in the conversation while Grem seemed a tad bit detached. We wonder if he’s ever fully gotten over Luscious Lydia!

Lucky Lucien got stuck behind the bar working for all the lovely ladies who needed drinks. He didn’t seem to mind too much…. until he became the target of a drunk’s ire. He quickly defused the situation, though, and suggested that the man concentrate on his drink! We HEART Lucky Lucien — a gentleman but with just enough toughness to make him smoking HAWT!

Wearing his “Property of Des” apron, Gav took over for Lucky Lucien behind the bar for the late shift! The room certainly was hopping late into the night. There was lots of drinking and chatting but not a whole lot of gossip to report other than a Cieara sighting! She was seen keeping company with her father, Lucius, and Crazy Train Tara. We wonder what sort of trouble she’s been up to because she’s definitely been keeping her appearances scarce as of late!

Luscious Lydia didn’t keep her potato give away to the Inn! We hear that she was also down in the Annex for Fight Night attempting to give away the load! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was her unsuspecting victim and we have a feeling that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt will soon be coming into more potatoes than they can ever eat. Really, what in the world did Luscious Lydia do in that garden of hers??? The pair took their conversation into a ring much to DoD-er Koy’s delight!

Crazy Train Tara was also seen in the Annex catching up on some girl talk with Wyh Not! We’d love, love, love to know what that chat was about! We would assume with all Tara’s furtive glances towards Anubis, it was about the icky slaver. We sure hope that Wyh Not knocked some sense into her friend’s head! The pair cheered on some of their favorite from the sidelines, including Tass who stole good luck kisses from the ladies before he entered the ring. He’s such a delicious old pervert!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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A collection of some of the Outback hardest hitting duelists gathered this past Sunday night in the Outback to duke it out to see who would replace SMOKIN’ Sartan as the Outback’s biggest ego– er, we mean, as The Diamond! With DoD-er Rena and Rat-tastic Napoleon calling, six top ranking brawlers showed to see which man would reign supreme, including SMOKIN’ Sartan who was there to defend his title as well as many-time winner The Gov MAN-tastic Matt!

SMOKIN’ Sartan made a crack about being “sneaky” and his opponent at the time, Venom Vinny, immediately questioned to see if his wife “knew about that problem”. SMOKIN’ Sartan was more than a little confused. It seems that he doesn’t know Venom Vinny that well! You’ve got to love Venom Vinny! Even after the jig is up and his wife has left for more loyal pastures, he’s still trying to get tips on how to refine his technique for next time! We sure hope there’s a next time very soon. This guy’s just too good for our blog for words!!!

The lovely Taneth was present cheering for… well, pretty much everyone as usual! In fact, we believe she may have even cheered for the caller, RAT-tastic Napoleon on one or two occasions! She was looking lovely as always, of course! We’re definitely looking forward to that hug we’re hoping to get from her in the marketplace on Saturday!

Interestingly enough, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was in fact present and looking stunning as usual but was surprisingly sitting on the sidelines! The self-proclaimed Lady of the Outback actually sat this DQ out! She was seen sitting at a table and quietly talking with SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife, Rory, who is getting pleasantly plump and pregnant. The pair seemed quite involved in their own conversation. We wonder what THAT was about!

In the end of the round robin tournament, three participants emerged with tied records, including SMOKIN’ Sartan! Despite a pretty impressive effort to repeat, he failed and it was FILF Kheldar who emerged from the crowd to collect yet ANOTHER Diamond!

Congratulations, Kheldar!

Posted: May 2nd, 2008 under Tournaments.
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What a bummer! We have to officially not like Frat Boy Quinn now. We hear that Booze Sis Hina attempted to get him to accompany her to a wedding as his date but he refused! Who could refuse B.S. Hina??? Instead, he sat in the Inn with a Badsider Saturday night as she went off to the wedding looking all sorts of cute. You do NOT leave a single girl date-less to a wedding! It is so not cool!

Tara was back in the Inn reacquainting herself with some folks that she used to know but no longer can remember! Our sources tell us she was seen telling Awesome Alain that according to the papers (that evidently someone created to tell her about her life pre-amnesia), she and Deadbeat Dad Alex were engaged! Major news to us! The papers also said that D.D. Alex has “chicken legs”! We’d like to judge that for ourselves!!!

We hear that DoD-er Rena was having a very sobering conversation with our dear, sweet Eless Saturday night in the Arena. Rena was telling her of Bad Boy Wil’s sorrows in his separation with Eless. Poor Eless seemed downright heartbroken! If they both love each other so much, why can’t they make it work??? It’s driving us crazy to see them both so unhappy! We need Bad Boy Wil and Eless to reunite!!!

Venom Vinny entered his Madness Duel pretty cocky! And why wouldn’t he??? He was the heavy favorite over the youngest Graziano, Myria! He even got her down to an early deficit. Unfortunately, he couldn’t keep her on the ropes! Myria battled her way back and it was the chick that emerged victorious to move on to the next round!!! Bet you didn’t see THAT coming in your brackets, now did you???

Posted: April 19th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Sunday evening started off with the PAARTY Girls up to their usual antics in the Red Dragon Inn! One of the frat boy pledges needed a woman to kiss him as part of his initiation and guess who were the first to volunteer! PAARTY Girl Chase took one side of his mouth and PAARTY Girl Atalanta took the other. We really believe that deep down Atalanta is a good girl. It’s Chase that’s bringing her down!!!

For example, we seriously doubt that Atalanta would have engaged in that public act of silliness if it wasn’t for Chase’s influence. After all, Atalanta has been quite head over heels for the handsome Locke! When he came up from the Annex later in the evening covered in bruises and cuts only half healed by the Ward of Gondar, she looked quite concerned…. and quite proud when he mentioned his wins!!! We wonder if he’ll convince her to come cheer him on as we hear that Locke has entered his name in the Madness Tournament!!!

OMG! We get to EXCLUSIVELY announce the name of AJ and The Bum Phillipe’s upcoming bundle of joy! We hear that it will be a boy and his name will be Marcus Francois Gaston! What a FABULOUS name. We can’t quite put are finger on why we enjoy that name so much but we think it’s the best one we’ve heard in YEARS!!!! AJ’s looking quite the blossoming mama-to-be these days. We sure hope that everything goes well for her!

It seems that all of TRASH-tastic Jade’s friends are quite torn over the end of her engagement with Playboy Demon Damien! Hina seemed quite upset while she discussed her disappointment with Venom Vinny. On a side note, Hina and Venom Vinny have been seen together quite a bit lately, haven’t they??? Anyway, when Playboy Demon Damien did enter he began flirting with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and joking pretty heartlessly about his break-up. Hina COMPLETELY ignored her brother and left shortly after he arrived!!!

Slimy Pirate Stephen and his wife Jewell were spotted in the Inn up to their typical classy trouble! We hear that Slimy Pirate Stephen actually agrees with us deeming his wife Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell rather than JEZEBEL Jewell. In fact, he told his wife that she’s assaulted far more people in the Inn than he has… and, to be honest, we think he’s right! How can we pass up such a request??? Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell it is!

Wyh Not was spotted down in the Annex during Fight Night…. but it didn’t seem to be a happy visit. We understand that she was describing to a friend her long absence. It seems it was not of her choice and that it certainly was not pleasant! We’re oh-so glad that she’s back safe and sound where she belongs!

Soerl was on the couch calling and was briefly joined by his lovely wife, Ayly! Not much has been seen of her since her recent illness and there were even rumors beginning to circulate that the couple might not be able to put their relationship back together after their long separation! There seemed to be no issues with that as Ayly and Soerl were clearly still tight! She could only stay for a short while as work evidently has her quite busy but Soerl seemed thrilled to have her at his side for a while!

Posted: April 2nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Can you believe it??? Season 525 has already come to an end! After all the hype, it was actually the rookie team King’s Gambit and Team Twilight that emerged from the pack to battle it out for the Mackenzie Cup! And, man, was it a nail biter! A winner wasn’t decided until the very last round!

We hear that fans were awfully excited to see former Overlord Roland back in action for King’s Gambit! He hasn’t been seen around the Arena since losing his title and we hear he’s been kept quite busy with TDL and his family. Unfortunately, Roland’s rust was a bit apparent and he dropped the first one to Team Twilight. His loss was quickly followed by another by KGM which put them down in an early hole to Team Twilight!

Venom Vinny has seemed to be keeping his chin up since his marriage crumbled over the past month. However, he has been keeping a low profile. Attention all you single ladies out there: Venom Vinny had NO woman at his side Thursday night. We seriously doubt he’ll stay on the market very long so if you think you can keep his constant flirting in line, go wrangle him in! Unfortunately, he wasn’t able to pull through in the third match of the night but battled it out fiercely, even taking the duel into overtime! His teammate didn’t put up quite the spectacular fight in the fourth duel and after winning the first two, Team Twilight found themselves clinging to a meager 27 to 26 lead.

KGM put their hopes of a win in the VERY capable hands of the Allstar Kelten! Although, it was a closely fought match, he certainly did not disappoint! With a final lunge, he sealed the deal with a5-4 win! Can you say “nail-biter”???

Congratulations, King’s Gambit! That’s one heck of a rookie season there!

Posted: March 30th, 2008 under Tournaments.
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Our sources brought us fabulous news! It seems that Kacey was seen back with her main squeeze Davarin Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn!!! We wholeheartedly approve! We love seeing Kacey happy and she definitely does seem happy and more confident in Davarin’s presence. Oddly enough considering his gruff demeanor, that guy seems to have a really positive impact on her! Love this pairing!

How much longer can Chase and Quel really last??? They never seem happy in one another’s presence and when our sources spotted them chatting intently at a table, it seemed to be no exception! By the end of the intense conversation, the pair seemed to make up yet again. We have a feeling that eventually Quel is going to get tired of PAARTY Girl Chase’s wandering eye and find himself a good girl. She’s sooooo not his type! That girl is T.R.O.U.B.L.E!

We hear that there was quite the planning session for TRASH-tastic Jade and Playboy Demon Damien’s wedding at the bar. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Psycho Skid were both giving their opinions on the affair. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee seemed to be suggesting some sort of naked fertility ritual! While we do think that would be HIGHLY entertaining we’re greatly worried on the effects that a Jade/Damien child would have on RhyDin! Even Psycho Skid seemed able to put away his craziness for a bit to give some helpful suggestions. The one person who seemed uninterested and actually left the Inn??? The groom!!! We hear that a date STILL hasn’t been set and that’s due to Damien dragging his feet. We knew that Playboy Demon Damien was having second thoughts!

Wowzers! Locke we overheard telling Tucker that Redneck Cowboy Jake took a real beating in the early hours of the morning prior. It seems that after his tiff with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan, Jake took his attitude over to the Inn and got into a rumble with Anubis in which Anubis gave him a ROYAL BEAT DOWN!!! Interestingly enough despite Locke’s well-documented feelings on Jake, Locke didn’t seem to take a lot of pleasure in the beat down. In fact, he seemed a wee bit worried about the redneck! Not all that worried, though! As soon as he saw PAARTY Girl Atalanta all thoughts of Jake seemed to disappear! It seems that Locke’s STILL got it bad for that girl.

It seems that Lana did not go through with that wedding after all! She was seen in the Inn five days AFTER her wedding was supposed to happen and was flirting with Jolyon. Ugh! What a bummer! We had so thought him property of the Smith girls! We HEART them!!! To make matters worse Juliane and Katarina were actually present! We sure hope that their hopes weren’t dashed. Juliane spoke briefly to Jolyon when he came to the bar for a glass of wine for Lana but Katarina was far too busy receiving congratulations on her FANTASTIC performance in the opera. We have been and we must suggest that EVERYONE go before the show closes. What a fabulous time we had! Johnny was behind the bar Thursday night and we must say that IT’S ABOUT TIME!!! He needs to keep a better eye on those girls. They are definitely attracting some male attention!

The night got even MORE surprising!!! One of our sources did spot Redneck Cowboy Jake nursing his sorrows with a beer at the bar laaaate into the night. However, he didn’t stay down for long! A knock-out mystery redhead was seen making plans with him to attend the opera later in the week. He was even overheard telling her that he’d hire a carriage for the night to pick them up and she was going to help him find a tux! OMG! Is this the end of Redneck Cowboy Jake and Big Britches Erin?!?!?

Amid rumors that Venom Vinny and Hina are now dating, the pair were seen together in the Arena Thursday night. However, while they didn’t seem to be avoiding one another, they definitely didn’t seem to be all that friendly either. Vinny seemed much more interested in dueling while Hina seemed preoccupied discussing Not Mini-Frank Cor’s “changes” with Tass. It seems that she’s quite upset that the man she had JUUUUUST started dating now doesn’t remember her and appears a bit older. We must say that it is all a bit curious.

Not Mini-Frank Cor called one heck of a one-shot battle between the Baroness of Battlefield Park Maria and her challenger Warlizard Bran! The most faaaabulous part of the match??? The RAT-tastic Napoleon was there serving as Maria’s second and cheering her on. We totally HEART Napoleon! He’s so friggin’ cute that we just want to squeeze him up! In the end, though, Napoleon nor her sister Myria’s cheering could push Maria to victory, the senior baroness dropped this one by two points and Bran became the new Baron of Battlefield Park!

Congratulations, Bran!

Posted: March 23rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Was that Frat Boy Cole flirting it up with Frat Boy Luke AND a mystery woman Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn?!?! That boy just CANNOT keep it in his pants. He’s been linked in the past with Frat Boy Dirk but he certainly wasn’t acting like a taken man Wednesday night. We’re dyyyying to know what’s up with that?!?!

We swear that our sources still haven’t seen Morgan sober! That man’s drunk before most people get up in the morning we bet! It seems that rumors that he’s patched things up with the lovely Adrienne are indeed true. Le sigh. We are not happy about this match-up at all but it seems that nobody wishes to take the dear GangSTAR’s advice these days!

Didn’t we tell Lyren that Brandon would show up after he got tired of his little boozing bash! We KNOW Brandon’s not the good boy he seems. We’re sure he was off womanizing and having a grand old time! We only wish we knew the dirty little details. Either way Brandon’s back safe and sound and Lyren has FINALLY stopped crying. The pair seem to be still going strong.

As much as we harp on TRASH-tastic Jade, she is an amazing source of gossip. We hear that Venom Vinny IS getting a divorce! Man, it’s about darn time, is it not??? In addition to that, there are rumors linking him to Hina! That girl is sure making the bachelor circuit now that she’s free of Psycho Skid! Just several days ago she was rumored to be hot-tubbing and making out with Mini-Frank Cor, now she’s already on to Venom Vinny! She sure seems to like those dueling boys!

SUUUUPER Des and her main man Gav were seen in the Inn as well! While Des slung drinks, Gav chatted with Peredhil and our sources tell us that they overheard Gav tell Peredhil that the pair are planning on renewing their vows THIS SUMMER! How fabulous!!! We sure hope it’s a big affair with dancing, booze, and the city’s finest! We’re already checking our mailbox for our invite! As for Peredhil, he seemed busy making future plans of his own! He and Potter Piper were involved in a pretty intimate discussion at a table for two. Pipes and Perry FOREVAR! Cute!

Boy Toy Aaron was seen rubbing elbows with DoD-er Eve and Brale Brother Baker! The trio was throwing back ale and making very little sense. Yet when it did make sense, it was pretty darn funny! We think that DoD-er Rena should be a bit more careful about who she’s letting her man hang out with, though. Baker’s… uh, charm has a way of infecting others. The last thing that she needs is another Brale Brother on her hands, right???

Our sources made a rare spotting of some two dirty hawt women in the Outback Wednesday night! It seems that DoD-er Charlie and MILF Caedia were seen hanging out while Caedia’s hubby Kheldar called duels. Why is it that where ever those two women are spotted, G’naughty G’nort isn’t too far behind??? He didn’t disappoint Wednesday night! We have a feeling that he’s just keeping an eye on his investment in them!

Whoa! Redneck Cowboy Jake started some MAJOR trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! We’d love to bag on The Diamond and his steroid-enhanced temper but, for once, he didn’t start the trouble!!! He joined a table with Big Britches Erin, G’naughty G’nort, and Redneck Cowboy Jake and was actually sticking with his deal with B.B. Erin to be nice to Jake until Jake starting laying down the insults thick! Jake STORMED out and Big Britches Erin who seemed extremely embarrassed fled shortly after. Man, oh, man!

While Luscious Lydia went after Big Britches Erin, Cute Single Dad Bane went all fatherly on Sartan, attempting to lecture him into keeping the peace. WHY!?!? Let the boys go at it! Put them in the pool! Sell tickets! It’ll be fantastic! Don’t you agree???

Posted: March 22nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We wonder what Deadbeat Dad Alex thinks of CHARITY Jewell actually approving of his new chick! CHARITY Jewell was actually spotted in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night with Jalleia, introducing Jalleia to one of her many rugrats. We find this whole scene terribly odd. We prefer Deadbeat Dad Alex with a woman who is completely indifferent to his kids. It makes life so much more dramatic. This Jalleia seems FAR too nice!!!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta was in a fine mood as she slung drinks behind the bar, including a mudslide to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee who wasn’t interested in the green beer Atalanta was hawking. Oh how we HEART a good mudslide! It seems that PAARTY Girl Atalanta was in rare form due to St. Patrick’s Day…. and who is surprised that PAARTY Girl Atalanta would be excited to celebrate a holiday that focuses on getting absolutely wasted??? Head Pussy Panther has GOT to be excited about the night’s overflowing till as it seemed Atalanta was handing out the alcohol just as quick as she could. Among the many drinkers of the night, our sources spotted DoD-er Rena with an entire bottle of whiskey, Boy Toy Aaron doing a jello shot, and Locke sipping on Irish coffee. Atalanta must have made some MAAAAD money because everyone tips better when they’re drunk!

And what would a night of drunken debauchery be without PAARTY Girl Chase??? She was seen hanging out as well in the company of Quel… who is evidently suckered in by her beauty or just really stupid! We have to admit, though. We HEART the delicious brand of trouble that follows Chase! She’s is fan-drama-tastic! Plus, we have to admit that she’s cut back on her flirting at least a bit over the last week. She and Quel seemed pretty close Monday night. Maybe Quel’s decided that he just won’t let her out of his sight! That’s probably a pretty decent plan!

Later in the night, Jewell returned in a STUNNING emerald dress. We hear she’d come straight from partying the holiday up at her husband’s bar, the Powder Keg, to lecture Atalanta for the green beer on Stephen and Robert’s behalf. WHAT?!?! How drunk was she to do something on Stephen and Robert’s behalf??? And wasn’t she just a wee bit out of place wearing THAT dress surrounded by drunken, unwashed pirates??? Either way, Atalanta assured her that she was quite familiar with the Bible and, despite what Stephen and Robert claims, dying beer green in honor of St. Patty’s day is not a sin.

Wowzers!!! We hear that Venom Vinny’s wife Querylon was seen in the Inn having a conversation with two of Vinny’s “gal pals” — the recently single Hina and TRASH-tastic Jade!!! Evidently Querylon is doubting her marriage with Venom Vinny and was going to the women that he seems to spend quite a bit of time with for answers. We have a feeling that Querylon left with more questions than answers!!! Venom Vinny better start smoothing things over reaaaal quick if he wants to save his marriage! This one is definitely on the rocks.
TRASH-tastic Jade didn’t seem the least bit sympathetic towards Lana when Lana began discussing her cold feet over her wedding… which is supposed to be Saturday!!! We still have no idea who this guy is that she’s dating but we doubt she’ll go through with it. We’re sure Jade agrees with us when we say that this new guy is totally Lana’s attempt to make Michale jealous! Now that Michale is clearly prepared to marry Sarah and her scheme didn’t work, Lana is having second thoughts!!! ….At least that’s our thoughts on the matter.

The sarcasm and flirting was HAWT and HEAVY between SPEEDSTER Nova and Big Britches Erin Monday night in the Outback! They were seen sharing fruit and Big Britches Erin was overheard promising SPEEDSTER a kiss should he duel her. One of these days these two are going to give into the OBVIOUS chemistry!!! She did stop her flirting long enough to stern lecture The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan for making fun of Redneck Cowboy Jake who was not present for the evening’s silliness. Ditch the redneck cowboy, Big Britches!

One of our sources reported back to us that The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan wolf whistled at Cute Single Dad Bane when he took off his shirt for a duel. Ummm…. certainly odd for a married man, no??? We’re not the only ones to think so! Luscious Lydia looked torn between laughing and beating up SMOKIN’ Sartan for looking at her man in that way! Don’t mess with Lydibane, Sartan!

Posted: March 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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