Any Reason in the Friday!

The crowd in the Red Dragon Inn was sparse but lively Friday night! Chief Mischief Maker Eless was seen behind the bar tending to a group that consisted of many of her dear friends and seemed in her usual good spirits! It may have been a small crowd but they sure seemed to be in the mood for drinking!

Didn’t we tell you??? Only a NIGHT after SLUTtacious Darcy announced her argument with Playboy Shane in front of Jacinta’s sister, Jacinta was spotted in the Inn for the first time in quite a while! LOVE IT! She definitely saw an opening and seized it! The pair were seen talking intimately for some time but SLUTtacious Darcy arrived and didn’t allow that to stand! She was overheard telling Playboy Shane that they needed to talk and the pair left together. We doubt that Jacinta’s going to give up that easily, though!

Oh, Lord! We say it again! What in the world has gotten into Jin??? He was seen acting a down right full with How-To-Run-A-Man-Away-In-5-Minutes-Flat May laaaaate into the night. We hear that the pair was seen chasing each other around the Inn without a care as to who might be around watching them. Eventually, she was seen taking him home so she could “rub his back”. Is that what you kids are calling it these days???

Speaking of poor decision making, what has gotten into Queen of Class and Sass Sylvia?!?!? She was actually overheard agreeing to allow Chief Mischief Maker Eless, Sassy Serena, and Mad Cow Kazzy to have a sleep over with her children!!! Now while we do ADORE C.M.M. Eless and S. Serena and M.C. Kazzy are entertaining in a ridiculous sort of way we certainly wouldn’t be giving them free reign with our offspring! Can you only imagine the sort of things they will have learned by the end of the evening???

While the Inn might have been quite empty, the Island most certainly was not! Quite the crowd gathered to exchange spells and watch Real Estate Mogul Rena challenge Archmage Venom Vinny for his title! We hear that Prof. Jolyon was on hand to cheer R.E.M. Rena on which again puts into question the news from earlier in the week. He certainly seemed all about the R.E.M. Rena Friday night!!!

Before the match began Topaz was overheard giving Venom Vinny quite the lecture for his stance supporting Prop 37! We must admit that it doesn’t look good for the city’s magical community that the Archmage of the Duel of Magic supports the proposal! Venom Vinny held strong to his beliefs and was overheard telling Topaz that the magical community sees the non-magical portion as “lesser creatures” (reciting Topaz’s phrase back to her to prove his point) and that is incredibly dangerous. We’re still unsure about this whole mess. We see Vinny’s point but as there are magical beings among us here at the Den of Gossip we worry what registration might mean.

Haven’t we been hearing rumors of Manly Mason’s poor health??? Well, if his health is in such dire straights perhaps he should QUITE DRINKING SO HEAVILY!!! He was seen sitting with Prof. Jolyon and Doc Eva supporting R.E.M. Rena in her challenge while throwing back stiff drinks. We think that this whole “poor health” thing is merely a ploy to keep Doc Eva under his thumb! After his confrontation of Marvelous Mira, we’re sure that he’s a controlling dingbat!

FLAWLESS Koy is really an amazing wife! She brought homemade cinnamon buns to share with her hubby, The Gov MAN-tastic Matt, as they on their dear friend, R.E.M. Rena! It seems The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was also there to try his hand at magical dueling through the use of a hologram dueling machine. We’re not entirely sure that’s not cheating! Anyway, the pair certainly seemed very happy and we’re glad for it! After everything they’ve been through, they deserve some happy days!

According to what our sources overheard Caine saying, it seems that Caine and Michiko’s house is almost complete… so we guess nothing is standing in the way of them being married… EXCEPT SOUND JUDGMENT AND REASON!!! Take a step back and think about this, sweetheart! This guy does NOT strike us as a good guy. There’s something just… off about him. Take your time! There’s no need to rush into a lifelong decision!

The large cheering section on hand for R.E.M. Rena did not put her over the edge. Venom Vinny took her down to remain the Archmage for another cycle! Congratulations, Venom Vinny!

Edited: September 7th, 2009

Archmage Tournament!

Monday night saw a spike in the magical energy on Twilight Island signaling another Archmage Tournament hosted by the fantastic Tormay! The Islands’ top mages — Real Estate Mogul Rena, Neo, Roman Cassius, Topaz, and Xerzes — gathered to duke it out in a double elimination style tournament to decide who would face current Archmage Venom Vinny for the right to hold the title!

We hear that Gullible Guil was on hand to cheer on his favorites. It seems he didn’t take so kindly to our sentiments on his new bride and her pregnancy. Luckily for him, Michiko was on hand to tell him not to listen to us and to reassure her friends that she is loyal to her man. Boooooo! Booooo, we say! We would like her much better if she was much less loyal to her man. As for Gullible Guil, he’d be a lot better off if he listened to our words of wisdom rather than ignore us…. but WHATEV!

Our Darling Taneth was, of course, present and accounted for! What would a tournament be without O.D. Taneth cheering on… well, everybody from the sidelines??? Her new furry little buddy, Chester, was hot on her heels.  Also hanging out with her was Crazy Train Tara who wasted no time in oogling the participants. Really, shouldn’t Lucky Lawyer Lucien or somebody step in to keep these two from spending so much time together??? Every time we hear that O.D. Taneth has called C.T. Tara “Mama Tara” we die a little inside. It’s really disturbing. Almost as disturbing as when she refers to Old Man Tass as “Papa Tass”.

Archmage Venom Vinny’s attention span is as short as a gnat! About halfway through the tournament, he seemed to forget that he was there to watch who would be challenging him for his title and instead started making out with Crazy Train Tara. Yep, you read that right! He started MAKING OUT with a MARRIED woman smack dab in the MIDDLE of an ongoing tournament. These two definitely aren’t the walking embodiment of the phrase “low profile”.

We always knew that there was something going on between Simmering Sivanna and Keeper Neo and she’s not doing ANYTHING to convince us otherwise! In fact, she was spotted keeping an AWFULLY close eye on his ring Tuesday night. She was even seen mouthing words of encouragement to him. Oddly enough, there are reports that she was a bit teary-eyed even and that Aja did not leave her side through out the night. Iiiinteresting. We’re dying to know what’s up and really hoping everything is okay with her. We really love, love, LOVE the idea of her and Keeper Neo together!

Real Estate Mogul Rena’s man, Prof. Jolyon, cheered her on! We hear that Topaz even provided him with a set of pompoms. OMG! To make matters even more surprising, he used them! Prof. Jolyon using pompoms??? Is love in the air??? Perhaps the cheering section was what she needed because R.E.M. Rena stepped away the victor at the end of a very long night of dueling!!!

Congratulations, Real Estate Mogul Rena!

Edited: September 6th, 2009

Not Surprised Sunday!

Well, well, well! Things went from being awfully chummy between SLUTTACIOUS Darcy and her new guy, Drake, to being awfully hostile! The pair were overheard arguing in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night while Lilli did her best to stay clear of being dragged into the fray! To keep out of it, Lilli turned her attention on The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker! We’re still not sure what we think of this girl but she DEFINITELY has good taste! Lilli seemed interested and T.W.H.T. Tucker was stumbling over himself like a fool. So cute!

Grumbling Grem was looking ROUGH! He evidently took quite the beat down but unfortuantely we have no details on exactly what happen. We’re working on it double time for you, though! His injuries did not stop him from being able to mack on his girl, Mad Kazzy! We’re pretty certain that it would take death to keep him from kissing on her. He’s awfully randy it seems!

Venom Vinny was seen with yet another woman whom we don’t know. We would learn her name but they come and go out of his life too quickly for us to bother! If she’s still hanging out with him next week, we’ll get our sources on it. Anyway, it seems that this particular young woman works at the Riverview Clinic and Venom Vinny was trying to get her to give him a tour of the joint. Maybe the questions that have been looming over the Clinic have finally got one of the Clinic’s most generous contributors thinking! We do so hope so! Venom Vinny is usually one to use his head and not blindly trust like the rest of the Clinic’s sheep!

It seems jail has not done Saucy Serena good! She’s been seen looking quite ill since her release. Sunday night she was in the company of Prof. Jolyon briefly. We do so hope that he can help bring stability to her life! We hear that his girl, Real Estate Mogul Rena, was keeping her distance from the pair. Maybe she doesn’t want to associate with the criminal! Interesting, no???

Now this is starting to not become news we repeat it so often but The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker was seen down in the dumps AGAIN! We sure hope this is not STILL about Doc Eva. The girl’s cute but she’s not worth all this melodrama that’s for sure! Queen of Class Sylvia was seen trying to cheer him up and inviting him out to her home to play with her children. WHAT?!?! T.W.H.T. Tucker gets an invitation and we don’t??? We’re hurt, Q.O.C. Sylvia! HURT!

Our biggest fan Cutie Carley was in the Inn laaaate into the night trying to write us a letter. We’re not sure what it was about. We really wish that she’d stop by the Den of Gossip! We miss her cute little self! Anyway, we hear that Ehz was there as well and suggested a variety of nicknames for addressing the letter to yours truly, including Pinkoodle Fluff, Farfenpooter, Hot Dogacuss. We do have to admit that Farfenpooter is starting to grow on us!

Our Darling Taneth and Overlord Tormay were seen cuddled up in the Inn late into Sunday night discussing some last minute details for their wedding! Friday, June 26th! You MUST be there! Yours truly will DEFINITELY be stopping by for a dance with the bride! Wouldn’t miss it for the WORLD! Rekah is evidently super excited. Speaking of starting to grow on us, that cutie most certainly is becoming one of our fast favorites! Adorable!

Wow. We’re so not surprised. It seems that She-Devil Aja has dumped her babies’ daddy and moved on to another man. Get this! He’s a Kidd! No lie! Another Dirty Pirate Brother Padriq was seen all over S-D Aja including grabbing her booty. Classy, girl! Real classy! We hear that A.D.P.B. Padriq is not a fan. Again, we’re not surprised.  We give this relationship three months. They’ll marry and divorce before the first snow!

Edited: June 19th, 2009

Daisy Friday!

Mini-Franker Cor was back in action Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee pointed out to Venom Vinny that M-F Cor was clearly on the hunt and was even out doing Venom Vinny. When are M-F Cor and Venom Vinny not on the hunt for women??? Seriously! Those men are turning in an Awesome Alain size man-whores! We hear that it was Lilli that caught Cor’s eye Friday night. Unfortunately, he took off before he could bag another one. It’s only a matter of time, however!

Our Darling Taneth was overheard discussing wedding details with Sex Pot Kitty. It seems like O.D. Taneth is beginning to become overwhelmed by the mere number of decisions that have to be made in regards to a wedding. Friday night she was stressed out over what type and color of flowers to choose. S.P. Kitty tried to reassure her that whatever she may choose will be lovely but it seems that being a bride is finally starting to sink in with O.D. Taneth. Choose daisies, O.D. Taneth! We alwasys think of daisies when we think of you!

Spending so much time with the Kidds is NOT the way for Hussy Hina to get her life back on track. Bridget was peppering her with questions about whatever it is that’s going on between her and The Dread Pirate Robert. H. Hina was NOT talking but she sure was drinking! She just kept knocking back the whiskey! She managed to shut Bridget up by telling The Dread Pirate Stephen that she was dating someone in RhyDin which led to an argument between brother and sister about sending her back home.

It seems like all the Mischief Makers are pairing off! Doc Eva and Manly Mason were chatting over dinner while their friends, Real Estate Mogul Rena and Prof. Jolyon, were also chatting comfortably. They remained together laaaaate into the night and the conversation never even paused. We sense some FANTASTIC double dates in their future!

Who was that guy that Sivanna was winking at Friday night??? He seemed to be the only thing that could pull her attention from the book she had. We’re not quite sure of his name or any details about him but…. we’re on the case! Sivanna sure gets a lot of attention from the menfolk. Certainly she’s beautiful but a bit overlooked when it comes to the rest of the Blah Club because she doesn’t flaunt herself. Although she has some baaaaad choice in friends, we might actually be starting to like her.

Edited: May 13th, 2009

A June Bride Friday!

Was Kid Not-Doc Anya practicing medicine Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn??? We’re pretty sure that she’s legally not allowed to give medical advice. However, that certainly seemed to be what she was doing while she was chatting with Gaerwyn and his wife, Lenika! Doesn’t she have enough legal problems on her hands? We have a feeling that poor Lucky Lawyer Lucien will be quite frustrated when he hears that K.N-D. Anya was defying the court order in such a public place! Ooooooh, you’re going to be in trouble, girl!

Venom Vinny really gets around, doesn’t he??? We hear that he was seen kissing on some girl named Duci in the middle of the Inn! This Duci seems to be the one who initiated the contact. My, my, my! What a bold young woman! Her action delighted her friends and fellow dirty birds — Aja, Sivanna, and K.N-D. Anya. We think that at least three out of the four (as Sivanna isn’t quite as boy crazy as the rest) need to take some cold showers!

We hear that Our Darling Taneth kept the Inn in suspense for quite some time by telling them that she had good news over and over only to get distracted by hugging or saying hello to someone new! Eventually Sex Pot Kitty nailed her down long enough to find out that the news is that she’s getting married in JUNE! OMG! WE TOLD YOU!!! We so called this one. We’re betting that the wedding had to be mooooved up! These crazy kids are probably as busy as rabbits and to protect Our D. Taneth’s reputation, the wedding had to be SOOOOON! We cannot begin to tell you how excited we are for this event!

Evidently Awful Ali and Sullen Sal spent quite a bit of time in a private booth together laaaate into the night. We’re wondering if he’s starting to get as suspicious as we are of all the time that Awful Ali has been spending with The World’s Hottest Helston Fio! Maybe he was confronting him about it! After all, Sullen Sal is friends with all parties involved. What wouldn’t we have given to be vicious little flies on the curtain to listen to that conversation!

Edited: April 28th, 2009