It’s hard to dislike Tiny Tucker! He was spotted making a drink for S’jira while off duty and chatting quietly with the lovely lady until Head Pussy Panther arrived. Perhaps we bought into the overdramatic hype over the time she’s been spending with Aaric as of late juuuuust a wee bit but she and Head Pussy Panther were definitely still very much on Saturday night! The pair were seen embracing and whispering lovingly to one another. We’re glad that our worries were for naught!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless seems quite excited for Monday’s kite flying contest. She and Sylvia discussed it at length as they hung out at the bar with sexy Den Mama Sid who seemed a bit more normal (or at least normal for her). Certainly not a shocker was their companion for the evening — Antonio! He was seen leaning in to whisper in C.M.M. Elessaria’s ear and we hear that whatever the comment was it did cause her to blush. Adorable!

Later into the night C.M.M. Eless was joined by her former hubby-to-be, Bad Boy Wil! Crazy, no??? Rumor has it that these two have NOT been getting along since Eless was MIA for their wedding and Bad Boy Wil called off their relationship! Yet, there he was chatting pleasantly with her about her sudden fascination with kite flying. We so do not know what to think about that at all!

Say it ain’t so! We hear that Crazy Train Tara’s newest hubby, Vasaris, was overjoyed when he strutted his way into the Inn. The news that had him so excited??? Crazy Train Tara is pregnant!!! OMG!!! You’ve got to be kidding us! Is there no hope for this city at all??? We sure hope this is some sort of sick joke but we fear it is not! Only time will tell. We wonder what exactly the gestational period for crazy vampires and odd princes is.

There just isn’t a leash tight enough to keep Awesome Alain down!!! We don’t blame him, though. The ladies just flock to him! It’s insane! He was seen hanging out at the bar with a gorgeous, dangerous looking mystery woman. In fact, we hear that he wished for a bit more privacy so he was seen escorting her to a private booth. Iiiiiinteresting.

While Awesome Alain was getting to know that mystery woman a bit better, his maybe/possibly/kind of girlfriend, Twin Spice, was juuuust downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena flirting it up with her ex, Mini-Franker Cor! Although, she did decline a date with another patron stating that she didn’t believe Alain would approve, she and Mini-Franker Cor appeared awfully chummy throughout the night. Even Warrior Princess Trin seems quite interested in hooking these two up! She’ll be happy to know that they were overheard making plans for the following evening.

Warrior Princess Trin was up to quite a bit of trouble actually! Between duels not only did she find time to encourage Twin Spice to kiss Mini-Franker Cor (which did not happen) but she also was seen blowing into Jay’s ear in an attempt to wake him while he slept with his head on a table. It seems that Jay had a glove that belonged to W.P. Trin’s young friend, Loxley, and Loxley wanted it back. Therefore, W.P. Trin decided that the best thing to do would be tickling Jay into submission! We hear that Jay easily gave up the glove. You don’t mess with W.P. Trin evidently!

Posted: May 26th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The newlyweds are back! Johnny was behind the bar tending early Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn and his new wife, Sianna, was there to keep him company! Both seemed in a lovely mood after their return from their travels and took the gentle ribbing that always comes from such a return in good humor. We suppose only time will tell if our wish of a honeymoon baby from these two will come to fruition! You just KNOW that Sianna’s a Fertile Myrtle though!

Peredhil was seen greeting his friends and he and Sianna caught up while Johnny worked the bar. We hear that Sianna was quite interested to see how things were going along between Juliane and Peredhil while she was gone! What?!?! Does she not keep up with our blog??? We could tell her allll about it!

Juliane herself arrived not too long after and Peredhil sure seemed glad to see her!!! We’re still waiting for Johnny to kick his best friend’s tail for moving in on his twin! Isn’t that what brothers are for??? Juliane and Peredhil seemed awfully cozy at the bar and chatted for quite a while about work, her family, and everything else under the sun.

Jolyon was also in the room but he was chatting with DoD-er Rena. With Juliane’s attentions centered on Peredhil, does this mean that Jolyon is on the market??? Or has his heart been captured by another Smith girl??? He keeps his cards way too close to the vest! He and DoD-er Rena seemed to be having a grand time chatting. Could this be a match???

Good Lord! These girls are crazy! Half the time our sources don’t even understand Kazzy and Lizzy but the pair were seen once again in the Inn up to their antics. For some reason the girls were handcuffed together and Kazzy was still demanding a baseball bat from Lizzy. Will someone please just get this girl a baseball bat??? We hear that Jay was actually seen running away from these girls. Who can blame him really???

We hear that Lana was looking a bit worse for wear! She was overheard telling Bad Boy Wil that she’d gotten into a fight that ended in a couple broken ribs. She seemed quite disturbed all night and was really upset once she was told that a friend had died in the very same fight. Poor thing!

S’jira and Aaric were again seen chatting over a meal near the hearth. Okay…. now we’re starting to wonder! They do seem to be two birds of a feather and while we were completely convinced that the two had their hearts set on others, they seem to be quite comfortable in one another’s presence. We wonder what Head Pussy Panther will think about this!

Well, we said Miss Mercy should get back in the game! It seems that she’s doing just that! She was seen having drinks with Peredhil’s friend, Wesley! He definitely seems to be into her. We wonder if she’ll give him a chance! He certainly seemed to be amusing her so we believe he has a chance!

It seems that Cutie Carley has decided to join the new roller derby team…. and it’s not all that pretty! She was seen struggling to get used to her skates in the Inn for several hours. Hunky Carpenter Glenn tried to keep her from breaking her neck but our sources say that they were just so scared for her well being that they couldn’t watch! Be careful, Cutie Carley!!!

Late into the night it was rum all around the bar as the pirates came in to celebrate Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert’s birthday in true pirate style!!! Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert was still on his very best behavior even though he was surrounded by Unwashed Pirate # 1 Stephen and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell! He took congratulations from Potter Piper, Taneth, and DoD-er Rena without…. well, being himself! Odd! Well, happy birthday anyway, Spiffied Pirate Robert!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wowzer!!! So much for dear Dakota, we suppose! TRASH-tastic Jade was getting her groove thing on with some unknown guy in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night! In fact, the pair were seen leaving together! We hear that Frat Boy Dean was in the room as well but did not even look her way. We wonder if he’s worried that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s floozy ways are another thing that she and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy have in common!

Crazy Train Tara and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell were spotted in the Inn discussing Forsaken Blades rule number one which is evidently “Amthy is not to know that bad things exist in the world”. We’re actually encouraged that the girls have a bit of common sense and decency! We love Amthy just the way she is and hope she never changes! At least it seems that C.T. Tara and L.M.A.M. Jewell can manage to be good friends to her!

Lana greeted Chief Mischief Maker Eless as she came in for her shift and asked her how everything was going for her. C.M.M. Eless responded with “better every day”! We wonder what that means! Certainly, she’s getting over her messy break-up with Bad Boy Will. We wonder if Antonio is helping her get over her heartache!!! Speaking of Antonio, he showed up not long after she started her shift and made a beeline for the bar. He joked with C.M.M Eless and the lovely Sylvia about needing a change of bedding but we’re wondering just how much reality was in that joke! He certainly seems to have eyes for C.M.M. Eless!

Gav was kept hopping behind the bar Sunday night! There were quite a few people getting a drink to forget that the week was coming in a few short hours! No SUUUUPER Des, unfortunately. We’re sad. It’s been far too long since we had a good SUUUUPER Des spotting. Bring back the Des, Gav!!!

Later into the evening, Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Annex during Fight Night to cheer Anubis on in his duel for the Madness Tournament! We hear that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was right there with her. Doesn’t L.M.A.M. Jewell owe it to her friend to try to talk her out of this strange obsession with Anubis???

It was evidently a DoD-er night in the Annex as DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er Rena, and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were all seen chatting at the bar! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit thick around the midsection and the trio were talking in hushed tones! Could it be??? Could DoD-er Koy really be sporting a baby bump??? We certainly hope not as she’s been spotted in the rings quite a few times in recent months! Our sources have been unable to confirm the news up until this point and we hear that her reps at the Heavenly Boutique are remaining mum on the issue!

Baroness of Dockside/Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was also in the Annex to cheer on her man, Leo. Unlike Anubis, Leo managed to move on into the next round of the tournament before joining Jaycy as she chatted with several of her old friends in Legendary Dalamar and CHUNKY Rix. We hear that Rix was complaining to Hottie Hodge about his nickname. He believes Ravishin’ Rix is more appropriate. We disagree. We do like ROLLIE POLLIE Rix, though!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Those Booze Sisters are just a load full of relationship drama and Thursday night was no exception! We hear the night started off with TRASH-tastic Jade complaining to Lyren about her ex, Frat Boy Tristan. It seems that Frat Boy Tristan hasn’t quite gotten over their break-up! Maybe one of these days TRASH-tastic Jade will learn that if she stops racking up ex-boyfriends, she’ll stop racking up the drama!

Booze Sis Hina didn’t stick around long enough to hear her out! She was all a-flutter upon spotting her own new man, Frat Boy Quinn. We totally blame Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean for causing all the Booze Sis/Frat Boy hooks-ups. Anyway, it seems that Hina still hasn’t figured out what an unreformed PLAYER Quinn is. She was seen taking off with him to “catch up”.

Bad Boy Wil was the topic of conversation ever so briefly in the Inn. Lana was quick to assure Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and Everybody’s Big Bro Brian that she is not at all interested in him in a romantic sort of way. We sooooo don’t buy it!!! You can keep feeding us the lines, girl, but we’re calling your bluff. The conversation came to a screeeeeeeching halt when Chief Mischief Maker Eless showed up on the scene to greet her friends! Eless went about charming the small crowd, especially E.B.B. Brian, as only Eless can! She’s delightful!

The topic came back up when Unwashed Pirate #1 Stephen walked through the door! After an obscenely disgusting display of affection with L.M.A.M. Jewell, he had to put his boot right into his mouth by telling Eless just what he thought of Bad Boy Wil. Le sigh! Can’t the poor woman catch a break???

As if their behavior wasn’t bad enough, it got worse! U.P. #1 Stephen FREAKED out when Crazy Train Tara entered with a very large snake. Isn’t U.P. #1 a vampire??? What a panzy! He became so frightened that he started vomiting! DISGUSTING! When a female patron rightly laughed at him for his ridiculous behavior, Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell FLIPPED HER WIG!!! She hollered at the poor girl before comforting her husband. Well, well, well… we know what we’re dressing up as at the next masquerade party!

Jolyon seems quite interested in RhyDin children. We’re dying to know why! Children are such little dirty rugrats and children in RhyDin always seem particularly dirty! We still fail to see the appeal. He was overheard quizzing Krazy Kitty about her little girl and her niece. He seems determined to study the youth of this city! Better him than us! We’ll stick to studying the celebrities, bar flies, and heiresses, thank you very much!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless is definitely a trouble maker! Her blatant flirting with Antonio is becoming quite well known. Antonio certainly doesn’t seem opposed to the attention. In fact, he was overheard asking her if he could ignite her passion when referring to the sinfully delicious drink that he often makes. Eless in return stated that she was becoming a “passion addict”. We must admit that we find these two delightful together! The pair were joined by Connar who has made clear his own passion for C.M.M. Eless in the past. It was certainly an interesting party as both men seemed quite eager to get in the lady’s good favor!

Taneth did her best to try to cheer Tiny Tucker up but it seems he was having none of it! He was only interested in downing bourbon!!! That argument with Doc Eva must have really rocked him because he certainly hasn’t seemed like the same lovable old Tiny Tucker! He tried to put up a brave front while chatting with Kynthia but she wasn’t buying the act either. He seems a bit on the heartbroken side and it makes us sad! Poor guy just couldn’t get a break either! He politely declined the attentions of a new girl named Candy when she hit on him and then got interrogated by Shylah as to how Doc Eva was doing. Poor guy! It just wasn’t his night!

We hear that Crazy Train Tara is finally going to get her night in paradise with Anubis. The pair have agreed to have sex and it was definitely the topic dominating C.T. Tara’s mind. Let’s just pray that it’s safe sex! We wonder what her new husband will think about this!

It was evidently Old Man Night in the Arena Thursday night! Legendary former Overlord Dalamar was seen chatting with Baron of the Old Market G’naughty G’nort about just how “great” G’naughty G’nort is! Dalamar gave him a chance to prove it in a ring. It was an awfully closely fought match but Dalamar pulled ahead finally by slashing the anti-slasher himself!!! The crowd was definitely thrilled with that! Dalamar didn’t look back after gaining that lead and proved why he’s still one of the best in the business!

Posted: May 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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According to our sources, Brandon and Lyren are still together! The pair were seen macking on one another in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night. We have to admit that we’re surprised. Brandon’s such a good guy and Lyren’s….. well, not! We know, we know! We talk about how opposites attract all the time but we didn’t mean in a good vs evil sort of way! Come on, you can’t say that you’re not surprised that this one’s last as long as it has either!

Tiny Tucker again seemed in a somber mood when he arrived. He didn’t allow Atalanta to get him a drink and instead struggled to get one himself with a bandaged hand. He actually seemed a bit happy when he was able to accomplish the feat by himself! Really, what is up with Tiny Tucker??? Atalanta seemed to be asking herself the very same thing!

Collyn, who were told is Aaric’s brother, has been busy making friends! If you remember correctly, he was seen a week or so ago getting into an argument with his brother’s main squeeze, Caitlin. Well, it seems he’s done something to tick off Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell as well…. not that it takes much. L.M.A.M. Jewell was seen throwing a bowl of peanuts at Collyn as he chatted with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee. No word on exactly what he did but we doubt he deserved it.

Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell spent her evening whispering with Crazy Train Tara while keeping an eye on Tiny Tucker. We have no idea what the ladies were talking about but we seriously doubt it’s good news! The girls were CLEARLY up to trouble and giggled and carried on. Poor Tiny Tucker! Isn’t it enough that he’s got Doc Eva giving him a hard time??? Does he really need the Crazy Patrol giving him a hard time as well??? Lay off the Tuck, girls!

Potter Piper! Yes, she’s back! And just as lovely as ever! We hear she seemed in a much better mood after her brief vacation. We’re not the only one pleased to see her! We hear DoD-er Rena sported a giant smile when she spotted her friend. And Chief Mischief Maker Eless was none less excited to see one of her favorite cohorts!

Bad Boy Wil certainly likes the pretty ladies! He had himself surrounded by a couple Monday night in Lana and Siren. In fact, we hear Siren (whom we always suspected to have quite the crush on B.B. Wil) even laid a lip smacker on him! Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was in rare form and evidently she felt the need to warn the ladies about Bad Boy Wil’s reputation…. in a VERY public way! The pair exchanged some nasty insults until Awesome Alain swooped in to distract L.M.A.M. Jewell from her target. Girl is crazy, we tell you! CRAZY!

Posted: May 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The Red Dragon Inn seemed almost a depressing place early Tuesday night! It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade was actually feeling a bit guilty over hurting Frat Boy Tristen! Jade??? Guilty??? You’re kidding us! While throwing down drinks to wash her guilt away, she took no heed to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee’s excellent advice to live and let live. In fact, the pair exchanged a few harsh words as SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee tried to snap the TRASH-tastic One out of her self-pity!

We just don’t like this Frat Boy Quinn and we certainly don’t like him spending time with Booze Sis Hina! Despite her connections with the other Booze Sisters, Hina’s actually got a bit of class…. or did until she started spending massive amounts of time with this boozing, commitment-ducking frat boy! She was seen throwing back shots of hard liquor in an attempt to “catch up” with him after joining him in one of his alcohol fests a bit late. In fact, we hear it was Hina who paid Amber for the frat boys drinks! Come on, Hina! Really, you can do better!

The lovely S’jira was seen in her usual quiet manner in the Inn. However, we hear that she appeared a bit concern. She had a quiet conversation with Eless that seemed to put her mind at ease somewhat. We also hear that the ladies discussed the break-up between Eless and Wil. Word on the street is that Eless might be just a wee bit bitter about how quickly Bad Boy Wil was able to move on! We suppose tigers can never change their stripes. We had hoped we were wrong about his inability to turn over a new leaf.

Have we mentioned lately just how afraid of Alysia we are??? Yes??? Well, we’re going to do it again. The woman is HAWT but SCARY!!! She was overheard telling several patrons of a fantastic cosmetic surgery she had which gives her retractable fangs. Oh, Lord! She evidently loves the ability to be able to thoroughly throw vampire hunters off their game. Uh, yeah, and on that note, Alysia is fabulously beautiful, classy, and an all-around good person. Think that’s enough to keep us on her good side???

Therapist Chryrie evidently has been telling people that she’s in need of a vacation from this town! What a bummer! She certainly hasn’t seemed happy as of late. Rumor is that her problems may stem back to the failure of her marriage. That’s enough to put anyone in a bit of a slump! We think she needs a tropical paradise vacation where she will be catered to by HAWT cabana boys! After that, she’ll be right back to her old form!

Later in the night Brale Brother Baker was overheard announcing that the new official RhyDin greeting with be the “Ass Pat”. DoD-er Eve was quite delighted with his proclamation while the rest of the patrons seemed amused but not too enthusiastic. Interestingly enough, it seems that Lord Brutin gets quite a kick out of the Inn’s biggest boozing couple! He was seen actually grinning when Eve referred to slaves as “freedomly challenged”. Well, at least they amuse him! We’d be quite sad if they annoyed him to the point of killing them!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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As much trouble as we give her, we really do HEART The Other Woman Lain! She blew Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s mind Friday night when she pulled bacon out of her pocket for her pooches! TRASH-tastic Jade just couldn’t believe that T.O.W. Lain was carrying around bacon in her pocket. We LOVE it! T.O.W. Lain is just a little left of center and it makes her delightful. Plus, she seems to be a canine lover and, for that, we must commend her! A poochy salute! We think one of our sources overheard T.O.W. Lain talking to TRASH-tastic Jade about a new man in her life. We must know more!

As for Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade, she was overheard telling a small crowd that she has a date with DAKOTA STEELE! OMG! What happened to her Frat Boy friend??? Somehow we are just not the least bit surprised! In fact, we’re sure these two will hit it off brilliantly…. for at least a good solid month! Neither have a very good track record when it comes to sustaining relationships!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta and Lil Boy Blue Locke were seen whisking off for a private talk! He’s certainly been a good influence on her but the pair seem to be keeping this on the down low. It doesn’t surprise us that Lil Boy Blue Locke is the private sort. He seems to keep a lot close to his finely-tailored vest!

It’s certainly no surprise that Eless wound up at the bar while Antonio was serving, is it??? What is surprising is that it seems the evening was the first run-in between Eless and her former fiancee, Bad Boy Wil! The conversation was…. awkward to say the least. We hear that Eless looked a bit shaky after the conversation wrapped up but Potter Piper redeemed herself for some of her questionable decisions as of late! She was there to keep Eless company and lend her an ear. Good girl, Potter Piper!

Now we aren’t usually the type to say negative things about Alysia. To be honest, she downright frightens us!!! However, she was overheard making quite the racist remark about dwarves! She referred to them as “wicked, foul creatures”. That’s certainly not the talk of a lady!!! Tsk, tsk, tsk, Alysia! Even the walls have ears, even the walls have ears….

Peredhil sure does like those Smith girls! Now we were pretty sure he fancied Ballerina Katarina but it was Juliane that he was hanging out with into the wee hours. He certainly had quite a few compliments for the pretty blonde artist. Not that complimenting her is a difficult matter! Jolyon was also present but kept his distance. Although, both boys really seem to fancy the Smith girls, we have a feeling that they know there’s enough to go around for the both of them!

Taneth seems to think that we will dance with her at the Beltane festival and was overheard telling Antonio that as well. Aw! How we’d love to be Taneth’s dancing partner! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make the dance this upcoming Friday. We doubt Taneth will have much room on her dance card anyway! Instead, you can catch us in a dunking booth in the Market on Saturday night! For a silver to The Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, you can try to mess up our gorgeous pink locks! We do promise Taneth one HECK of a (probably wet) hug if she comes out for Saturday night’s festivities.

Baron of the Old Market district G’naughty G’nort got one HECK of a lecture about spanking young women from Hunky Carpenter Glenn! It seems that he was NOT at all thrilled to hear that Baron G’naughty G’nort laid his hands on his girlfriend Cutey Carley’s tush! Really, would anybody be thrilled to hear that? Lord only knows where his hands have been! Before the argument could come to blows (which we really would like to have seen!) Luscious Lydia stepped in to defuse the situation. Booooo! Booooo! Boooooo, we say!

Posted: April 28th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG, peoples! The love fest between Frat Boy Dean and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy MUST end! The pair were up to their lovey dovey routine again Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We can’t take anymore of their cuddling and pet names. We’re dying for a big blow-out fight between the pair! We’re hungry for some drama! Feeeeeed us!

Frat Boy Quinn is certainly the little trouble maker! He had a date to meet Booze Sis Hina at the bar Monday night but while waiting for her was working a very lovely blonde. Unfortunately for him, his date arrived juuuuust as the new girl seemed to be falling for his charms! We’ve got a feeling that Hina’s not the type of girl to be fooling around on! If you want to continue to sow your wild oats, drop the girlfriend, buddy! You’re only going to get into trouble in the end.

Although, Johnny wasn’t on duty Monday night that didn’t keep his wifey-to-be Sianna from putting him to work! We hearing that he was tending her rather than the rest of the patrons by filling her drink order. How cute! Although, there have been rumors floating around that the reason Sianna’s been keeping a low profile is that she’s already knocked up, our sources saw no signs that she’d have difficulty fitting into her wedding dress in a couple days! We believe those rumors to be completely bogus but we don’t doubt that she’ll be knocked up before the end of the year!

We hear that Alysia and Krazy Kitty were overheard discussing Therapist Chryrie’s recent moodiness and fiery temper. Krazy Kitty even stated that Chryrie is no longer wearing her wedding ring! What a bummer! We would feel bad for her but there’s already rumors circulating that Chryrie is spending a good deal of time with Hawk! Well, he’s certainly yummy enough to get one’s mind off a failed marriage! Good for her!

The room temperature jumped a good twenty-five degrees as soon as Den Mama Sid appeared behind the bar for her shift! The patrons certainly seemed happy to see her and we don’t think it’s just because she makes a mean martini! Man, do we love her! It’s good to see her back behind the bar regularly once again.

Bad Boy Wil was a bit surprised to hear that the rumors of Eless’s return are in fact true! He got the news from DoD-er Rena but seemed oddly unimpressed. WHAT?!?! Wasn’t he desperately, madly in love with her? He says he’s giving up on love but booo on that! We hear that he also propositioned DoD-er Rena if Potter Piper were to turn him down again. Classy, Bad Boy Wil. Very, very classy.

SPEEDSTER Nova was spotted in the Outback sporting a t-shirt that said “Ask me about bad parenting!” that was evidently courtesy of his daughter! HIGH-larious! We’re dying to meet this girl but evidently SPEEDSTER Nova is quite strict about keeping her out of the typical public venues. We love sassy teens! His dear friend (and fellow over protective father) The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan reassured him that he was an excellent father. Well, if The Diamond says it then it must be true…. right????

Posted: April 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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What a bummer! We have to officially not like Frat Boy Quinn now. We hear that Booze Sis Hina attempted to get him to accompany her to a wedding as his date but he refused! Who could refuse B.S. Hina??? Instead, he sat in the Inn with a Badsider Saturday night as she went off to the wedding looking all sorts of cute. You do NOT leave a single girl date-less to a wedding! It is so not cool!

Tara was back in the Inn reacquainting herself with some folks that she used to know but no longer can remember! Our sources tell us she was seen telling Awesome Alain that according to the papers (that evidently someone created to tell her about her life pre-amnesia), she and Deadbeat Dad Alex were engaged! Major news to us! The papers also said that D.D. Alex has “chicken legs”! We’d like to judge that for ourselves!!!

We hear that DoD-er Rena was having a very sobering conversation with our dear, sweet Eless Saturday night in the Arena. Rena was telling her of Bad Boy Wil’s sorrows in his separation with Eless. Poor Eless seemed downright heartbroken! If they both love each other so much, why can’t they make it work??? It’s driving us crazy to see them both so unhappy! We need Bad Boy Wil and Eless to reunite!!!

Venom Vinny entered his Madness Duel pretty cocky! And why wouldn’t he??? He was the heavy favorite over the youngest Graziano, Myria! He even got her down to an early deficit. Unfortunately, he couldn’t keep her on the ropes! Myria battled her way back and it was the chick that emerged victorious to move on to the next round!!! Bet you didn’t see THAT coming in your brackets, now did you???

Posted: April 19th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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MAJOR! We hear that Locke was talking with his girl PAARTY Girl Atalanta about his desire to break into the fashion industry! How HAWT would that be?!?! There’s plenty of good women’s fashion designers in the area. We think the city could definitely use some smokin’ hot men’s wear! We’d totally buy from Locke’s line! Evidently, Locke’s trying to score a bit of one-on-one time with THE woman in RhyDin for haute couture — DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy. No luck so far in getting that meeting with her. We’ll put a good word in for him, though!

Potter Piper and Bad Boy Wil were spotted again together Monday night. This pair is really weirding us out! The thought of them together is odd! We refuse to believe there is anything brewing here. Another of Wil’s possible flames, Siren, joined them at their table for drinks. At the end of the night, Piper was seen leaving alone so maybe rumors of a Wil/Piper romance have been over blown! We sure hope so!

Therapist Chryrie still seemed awfully troubled when she was seen at the bar late Monday night! Den Mama Sid who was tending was to the rescue, though! The two ladies were overheard talking quietly about what seemed to be quite the serious matter. And later Therapist Chryrie was seen whispering with the very hot Alysia in the same somber manner! We’re dyyyyying to know what’s up!

Silliness reigned supreme in the Outback Monday night and was led by SPEEDSTER Nova and his partner-in-crime The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! Even The Gov MAN-tastic Matt got into the act by threatening to use his gubernatorial powers to get a line of young men set-up to date SPEEDSTER Nova’s daughter! What we wouldn’t give for that little one to be released onto society???

We hear that Luscious Lydia is trying to get MAN-tastic Matt to hire her as a caller in the Outback! What a great idea? She seems to like hanging out there, her boyfriend’s seems to prefer the place, and she’d be surrounded by friends. Why not make a little extra cash while goofing off??? We definitely think MAN-tastic Matt should hire the green-haired hottie!

Posted: April 10th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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